I live in Arkansas in the US and I just wanted to say thank you for helping me not go crazy these last couple of months. My son is a huge fan and is one of your Patreon supporters and got me into your channel. You always make me laugh all the way through every one of your vids and I started watching all your old ones instead of torturing myself with political news every day. Whenever I get stressed now, I just watch any random vid from your channel. Thanks for doing your thing and keeping me sane, fam.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 it's not just a prop 65 warning for BPA and such, they contain Lead, and a lot of people are trying to avoid that. As one man said "it makes you stupid before it kills you. "
While cleaning out a closet I found a manual to a Craig mp4 player and I got happier than I should have thanks to this channel. I immediatly turned to the page about house antennas and laughed like an idiot.
I love how you ALWAYS make the same mistake with those players that use the same underlying OS. Like, you have 2 image files, one is Frank, the other is non-readable. You always select to play a set of image - so it plays one image at a time. Frank... then "Format Error" on the second file.
@@brandontechnerdI don't understand why those metadata files need to be in the same directory. I think it'd be nicer if it was in /var somewhere globally stored or ~/.local if that directory exists on macOS.
@@Xetarine Unlike Windows and Linux, Mac insists those metadata files stay alongside the originals, except there's no more resource fork to put them like on classic Macintosh filesystems. Same for .DS_Store, which Finder uses to store the arrangement of folders across computers (e.g. to have a big arrow saying "move this dingus into Applications to install it" inside a .dmg archive), while Windows stores that information in the local registry.
OMG, I never thought I'd see that UI ever again. My first MP3 player was this little LASER iPod lookalike bootleg thing with that exact software on it, it was a bit more responsive though
Man, I was 10 when I got my 3rd gen nano and I have very fond memories of watching spider man on that little screen in the back seat of the minivan on long road trips. It was a gem of a design for the time. Thanks for the nostalgia bomb bud
"Blowing up headphones" Emotiva makes a speaker amp with a headphone jack. Putting some jumpers into the A-100 allowes you to get full power out the headphone jack.
pro tip, any time you're looking for the language option in a chinese interface, look for the two characters "语言". maybe focus on the hook thing on the left, the two boxes on the bottom, some lines on the right, whatever it takes to recognize it. it was the third option at 11:15
The Craig is a classic S1MP3 player from back in the day. I used to work on a project to make replacement firmware for it. It ended up going nowhere as there were so many devices with the same firmware, but were all wired differently, and each firmware file had to be custom made by the manufacturer to work on their device. It'll be based on the Actions ATJ2085 chipset.
One time I went to a friend's house and saw a Craig CD player and I said OMG it's a craig! Only the best stuff comes from Craig and they got really confused why I was so excited to see a craig
I remember honestly being a little jealous of the kids who had the knock off Nanos in my class because their "iPods" had a speaker and connected to the radio and mine absolutely had none of those capabilities for 3X the price
The thing with those older mp3 players is they only support certain types of older tag file formats, so it was kinda expected that the mp3 song name was ypS ypO ypY since he's using a newer song. If you look up info on how the mp3 tags work there's so many formats, the most prominent are ID3v1 ID3v2 ID3v2.4 ID3v3, and then you'd have to factor in the format of the text in that tag whether it was unicode UTF-8 or UCS or ASCII. Back in the 2000's I use to use a Linux program to make sure the tag files were in the correct format so they'd sort correctly.
I think the "Format Error" at the 10:00 mark is it trying to display the stupid invisible duplicate 0 kb version of everything that Mac OS leaves laying around (running a slideshow from the 'real' one to the 'empty' one).
I’m hoping for a Craig, but I know that reality is often disappointing Edit: HES HERE MATES! CRAIGS MADE HIS ARRIVAL! Seriously Dank, I’ve developed a bit of a Craig addiction because of you, and I can’t begin to thank you enough. ALL PRAISE CRAIG
www.amazon.com/stores/node/6408165011?_encoding=UTF8&field-lbr_brands_browse-bin=Craig%20Electronics&ref_=bl_dp_s_web_6408165011 LMAO I FOUND THE AMAZON STORE PAGE FOR CRAIG
(2:36) That actually happened to me back in 2006 or 2007, my mum bought me a fake iPod nano 1st gen from 'Gemini' instead of a real one for some reason. It had a similar display and UI to that Craig player you showed in this video.
@@Q75 Fair enough, when I said "proper Japanese" I ment like-native/fluent writing. Basically, what I was trying to say is to write like a native Japanese u need to learn Kanji and Katakana as well, plus it makes the sentence clearer/easy to read.
I had a really shitty day today so thanks for uploading and making my mood at least a little better 💕 You are one of my favorite youtubers I hope you and Frank are doing well 😊
I remember that Source Filmmaker (an animation program from 2012) used to only render AMVs at a maximum of 720p when rendering in-engine. Guess this Craig nugget is great for 2017 me!
Okay, i did a dumpster dive on Craig's website. Theres a 'shelf system'; their most expensive, and the photograph where it's speaker is front facing shows the 'studio' these product shots were taken is just some guy's bedroom. Honestly, that website is a laugh factory, excellent.
@@anonymous_gamer_2698 resolution is the amount of pixels horizontally and vertically, if they have the same number of pixels they are the same resolution
@@possibly8180 Yes, it's called Monkey's Audio. I have most of my lossless music in it, because the file sizes are a few percent smaller and that matters when you're a data hoarder. Of course I just convert it to VBR MP3s for portable players. I'm a hoarder and not an audiophile.
@@pocpic I'm no audiophile but I do fancy good quality audio. The absolute best I can manage are sennheiser px88s and a third-party music player on my shitphone. Is there really that much of a difference between apes and your common garden mp3s?
Hey brother. I've got one of those Craig pod touches. She's pretty well used. Scratched to the shit house. But it turns on. Happy to send that little nugget to you mate.
What truly ties this together is how you can visibly see him fighting the urge to use the one grit on the craig
Don’t, Craig, no.
Imagine getting pulled out of the dumpster that you've been sitting in for 12 years just to be called a nugget by an australian dude
Sounds like a mad toime m8
Lol
I wish I were reincarnated into an ipod so that I can be called a nugget by DankPods.
for a second I didn't realise you meant as a bootleg iPod and just went 'yes indeed I have been sitting in a dumpster for 12 years'
What about the chicken nugget?
(11:10) The menu says:
系统时间 - System time
屏幕设置 - Screen settings
语言选择 - Language selection
关机设定 - Power settings
储存状况 - Storage status
Me, pressing Translate to English: hmmmmmmmm
Doesn't matter because it was already 1 gritted
i’m gonna pick 关机设置
@@coleisforrobotfr, me too 😂
@@JeffWells125shutdown settings - power settings
yes the famous “nano” word and i love the nano 3rd gen too lol
I will riot if he stops doing it
Yes
Na-NOOOOOOOOOOO
nano
Na
No
"Is that a Nano you have there mate?"
"Na, no"
I watch these videos for the *na-no*
@@gserin2764 I also watch it for the na- no.
So It's Not A Nano?
Yes, I Know That "Na, No" Is A Gag.
_na-no_
Hahahahaha! Do you guys get the joke ?
I can’t stop laughing when you start talking about CRAIG, definitely can’t watch your videos in public.
"oi, whatchu watching?"
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
"ooookay."
I thought your profile pic was Gustavo fring from breaking bad for a second that should be taken as a compliment lol
Especially not when wearing gray sweatpants.
Na-no Report:
Na-no was said in this video at 0:02.
Thank you for tuning into the Na-no Report.
Na-no.
@@edwardsimik1627 na-NO
Thank you, good sir >w
Na
No
𝓷𝓪-𝓷𝓸
His only goal in life is to find every Craig “iPod” in existence.
Yes
Yes
Yes
craig
craig is god
I love how you have taken this so far to the point where you didn't call Craig a bootleg.
Craig is quality. Craig is life.
Craig is our savior
3:37 “Please wait”
3:38 “No files on the card!”
Google translate so this may be pure bullcrap
sounds about right
It's so stupid it probably can't read even fat
Yep close enough lol
Assuming it was chinese, it was probablt very close, but yeah that thing is stupid
Craig makes so much generic stuff, they literally even make toy drones. Imagine seeing a drone that says “CRAIG” on it.
They even made a laptop that runs android 4
😳
THE FLYING CRAIG!
@@raver8558 🤣😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Craig can't fly because he is too weak to fly 🤣😂😂😂🤣😄😅😂😂
@@hej1508 if the Craig pod touch failed... I can't see their drone working lol
How thoughtful of Craig to leave an extra screw. Like a good mate would.
You think that the nugget's packaging is in bad english, when really it's in its own language
its
@@yammmit Uh... what?
@@NyxTheNerd its
@@NyxTheNerd Just correcting his English. You can figure out which one is which.
@@yammmit its not bad english, he's just speaking his own language
I live in Arkansas in the US and I just wanted to say thank you for helping me not go crazy these last couple of months. My son is a huge fan and is one of your Patreon supporters and got me into your channel. You always make me laugh all the way through every one of your vids and I started watching all your old ones instead of torturing myself with political news every day. Whenever I get stressed now, I just watch any random vid from your channel. Thanks for doing your thing and keeping me sane, fam.
aye same state👍🏼
same
NA-NO
Me to I’m American Georgian
@@camsterscool ohioan
The best motivational quote “ Don’t snooze DO SOMETHING”
You forget to mention the warning that says
"Wash hands after using"
On every Craig product
Blame California. Those warnings are obligatory on any product that contains matter.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 it's not just a prop 65 warning for BPA and such, they contain Lead, and a lot of people are trying to avoid that. As one man said "it makes you stupid before it kills you. "
@@dgamer5075 I do understand the intent of the legislation. I was just joking about how it was interpreted by manufacturers' legal departments today.
Caution: contains Corona
@@dgamer5075 ElectroBOOM
While cleaning out a closet I found a manual to a Craig mp4 player and I got happier than I should have thanks to this channel.
I immediatly turned to the page about house antennas and laughed like an idiot.
"it's a collectable, we have to open it carefully"
PROCEEDS TO COKE CAN THE NUGBOX
Is that last bit a euphemism?
@@taxfrog Nah, it’s a thing. You can crumple up soda cans because they’re made of aluminum.
@@Aquarian-t8p"soda"
you know its a gonna be a great video when it starts with
"ⁿᵃ⁻ⁿᵒ"
i could listen to a 1 hour look of that cus it funny
@@Marlock2199 someone make one, and I’ll set it as my ring tone
@@mahoganykettle5541 ruclips.net/video/jsfVTN45uvE/видео.html
craig has been around since the 60s so you should try to find some vintage craig speakers or something to review
Yes!!!
Wait what
....So... have they always made cheap crap or is this a new thing?
@@JessycaLunawoona its a new thing, in the 60s they sold sanyo stuff
I love how you ALWAYS make the same mistake with those players that use the same underlying OS.
Like, you have 2 image files, one is Frank, the other is non-readable. You always select to play a set of image - so it plays one image at a time.
Frank... then "Format Error" on the second file.
Because Mac OS makes hidden files like ._IMG_6897.JPG which are data files and not jpeg
@@brandontechnerdI don't understand why those metadata files need to be in the same directory. I think it'd be nicer if it was in /var somewhere globally stored or ~/.local if that directory exists on macOS.
@@Xetarine Unlike Windows and Linux, Mac insists those metadata files stay alongside the originals, except there's no more resource fork to put them like on classic Macintosh filesystems. Same for .DS_Store, which Finder uses to store the arrangement of folders across computers (e.g. to have a big arrow saying "move this dingus into Applications to install it" inside a .dmg archive), while Windows stores that information in the local registry.
Behold the Craig Nano Nugget!
Yoooo!
It's been 84 years since I've seen SheKnives
Out of all the people... I never would've expected you!
ONG ITS TINA
I’m the nano nugget
craig is such high quality they even send you extra screws incase you lose one
they really want to make sure you feel screwed when you buy their product
OMG, I never thought I'd see that UI ever again. My first MP3 player was this little LASER iPod lookalike bootleg thing with that exact software on it, it was a bit more responsive though
Same dude, when I saw the UI it was like a fourth wall was being broken
"This is the worst Craig yet, and they've all been terrible really" - BLASPHEMY!
I must say the craigpod touch is the best
CRAIG IS THE BEST STFFUUUUU
@@meatballmega4716 what about the dual-colour display tho?
@@natevemuri9024 dual color adds to Craig’s goodness
@@theramfam4353 exactly. He said the Craig pod touch was the best but it's obviously the first Craig pod
"Package excellence! Very big sense make!"
That's it, Dank has become Aussie Ashens.
Yes! I've always felt the similar vibes between the two fine fellows.
Naught to three sad ipods
Bold of you to assume he wasn't already one when he unboxed the first Wish-tier nugget.
"Craig, he's an old mate you can take witcha." A truer story has never been told.
Craig has been around for ages. I beg you to try to find vintage stereo from Craig and try it out! I really like vintage stuff haha
Me: *sees vid* "... hehe, na-no..." *clicks vid*
DankPods: "... na-no... "
Me: :D
Dank has Pavloved us with one simple word
naaaaaaaaaa-nooooooooooo
No one :
Absolutely Nobody:
DankPods: "Na-No"
𝓷𝓪-𝓷𝓸
I love it so much I made it my notification sound
Man, I was 10 when I got my 3rd gen nano and I have very fond memories of watching spider man on that little screen in the back seat of the minivan on long road trips. It was a gem of a design for the time. Thanks for the nostalgia bomb bud
"Priceless co-llec-table" - Wade shortly before ripping and tearing through any packaging
*aggressively grips box*
I don’t understand how your videos about iPods make me laugh harder than anything else
"Blowing up headphones"
Emotiva makes a speaker amp with a headphone jack. Putting some jumpers into the A-100 allowes you to get full power out the headphone jack.
Craig. Only the highest quality knockoffs
5:12 "stores digital jpeg photos"
Too bad, if that's so, I won't buy it, I need something for my analog jpegs ._.
Juan
Dude get your hands on a San disk “Sansa” - I had one and it was actually pretty good!
Same! Mine still functions and I use it as a mp3 player when I am on vacations and wanna conserve that sweet phone battery
I had a "clip" model from Sanza as a kid, the headphone jack stopped working but I used that thing constantly
I remember these. My best buddy had one. I vaguely remember there was a video on there where the Sansa was kind of a monster
i swear this man's accent and how he says words is just awesome.
na-no
ña-ño
pro tip, any time you're looking for the language option in a chinese interface, look for the two characters "语言". maybe focus on the hook thing on the left, the two boxes on the bottom, some lines on the right, whatever it takes to recognize it. it was the third option at 11:15
No idea why, but “holy sticker! look at all this!” made me laugh so hard
I love how the Craig website just wont load right now, presumably because everyone is trying to access it xD
What's the Craig website
(URL)
@@MaoTao craigelectronics.com
Glad I wasn't the only one who did that.
not even https secured.
YES. THANK YOU WADE.
THE PERFECT WAY TO START THE DAY.
I must show this to Emelie.
ⁿᵃⁿᵒ
leaked name
W a d e
i read this as a rhyme
@@lowkeelokii8609 W a d e N i x o n
1:50 “Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died…”
His neighbors have to be so confused that he is constantly yelling "craig!"
If he lives in Australia, I'm not sure how many neighbors he'd have
Or just gay.
What about creating a iPod out of a few CRAIG bootleg iPods?
If he has neighbours within hearing range, they probably know what he does by now
The Craig is a classic S1MP3 player from back in the day. I used to work on a project to make replacement firmware for it. It ended up going nowhere as there were so many devices with the same firmware, but were all wired differently, and each firmware file had to be custom made by the manufacturer to work on their device. It'll be based on the Actions ATJ2085 chipset.
One time I went to a friend's house and saw a Craig CD player and I said OMG it's a craig! Only the best stuff comes from Craig and they got really confused why I was so excited to see a craig
“Mom can I get an iPod?”
“No we have iPod at home”
iPod at home : C R A I G
C R A I G nugget in dingus
“Mom can I have Craig?”
“No we have Craig at home”
Craig at home : i P O D
@@jurisjancevskis9076 Pardon?
Thanks mom for getting me something better
Craig is god
I like how the language option was literally the line right above the one he had selected when the 1-grit came out
10:11 it's a slideshow. It's loading the next file, which is not an image.
Dank pods: “says Craig in a bootleg video.”
Craig: “I see you have summoned me.”
I remember honestly being a little jealous of the kids who had the knock off Nanos in my class because their "iPods" had a speaker and connected to the radio and mine absolutely had none of those capabilities for 3X the price
1:43 I've forgotten how hilarious engrish can be
ahh yes, the hit single yþS yþ0 yþY. Love that song.
I have NO IDEA what those 3 words mean!
@@fairyball3929 They don't
@@procommentr r/wooosh?
In all seriousness though, perhaps those 3 words do have a meaning...
The thing with those older mp3 players is they only support certain types of older tag file formats, so it was kinda expected that the mp3 song name was ypS ypO ypY since he's using a newer song. If you look up info on how the mp3 tags work there's so many formats, the most prominent are ID3v1 ID3v2 ID3v2.4 ID3v3, and then you'd have to factor in the format of the text in that tag whether it was unicode UTF-8 or UCS or ASCII. Back in the 2000's I use to use a Linux program to make sure the tag files were in the correct format so they'd sort correctly.
I literally said "na-no" aloud when I got the notification
You've cursed me
Same turned it back like 5 times and did it again. No regrets
It's a curse that worth to suffer
I think the "Format Error" at the 10:00 mark is it trying to display the stupid invisible duplicate 0 kb version of everything that Mac OS leaves laying around (running a slideshow from the 'real' one to the 'empty' one).
I love it when he says "Na-no" so much lmfao
I’m hoping for a Craig, but I know that reality is often disappointing
Edit: HES HERE MATES! CRAIGS MADE HIS ARRIVAL! Seriously Dank, I’ve developed a bit of a Craig addiction because of you, and I can’t begin to thank you enough. ALL PRAISE CRAIG
Craigs are quality 👌🏻
@@ymcooper I know! I’ve never been more excited!
not this time
www.amazon.com/stores/node/6408165011?_encoding=UTF8&field-lbr_brands_browse-bin=Craig%20Electronics&ref_=bl_dp_s_web_6408165011 LMAO I FOUND THE AMAZON STORE PAGE FOR CRAIG
@@jandyc6520 You are the messiah!
"I'm hoping to stumble into language"
11:30 Taps "Language Settings" _with 1 Grit_
2:12 "it's a collectible, right? So I gotta open it carefully."
**PROCEEDS TO CRUSH THE PACKAGING**
hi
@Carrick Egan I never would have guessed someone in the comments section would have watched the video
Me: hey you should watch dank pods
My friends: nah no
na no.
@@c1bdc867 na no indeed
Double negative, they're saying yes! Push the ol dankie poo on em
0:41 "beyonc" made me loose my shit for some reason
"I found it at Cashie's, mate. I paid to much for this." New version of the song.
Ah yes, my favorite artists, "Akon N. Snoop" and "Byoonk"
Can't forget Gorillas and Garbaje.
@Jet Set Dumbass Can't forget I Think I'm Parachute.
(2:36) That actually happened to me back in 2006 or 2007, my mum bought me a fake iPod nano 1st gen from 'Gemini' instead of a real one for some reason. It had a similar display and UI to that Craig player you showed in this video.
oof
8:23 “WEHS THAT SEXY SPEEKEH”
Wend full British mode for a second there
haha heard it as I was reading it, that was ironic.
@@SpicyWheatPepper that isn't even close to what ironic means
Last time I was there early Frank was on his cage.
N a n o
*her
@@Karzikann *snake/snakeself
I clicked on this for the "na-no" i literally love it someone please make a 1 hour version
Unironically Craigh might start being my favorite bootleg company due to this guy.
Love it when he says "nano", I got one still for daily use and I say na-no all the time
6:15 i can't believe i was born at the same time a CRAIG was being made
Same... Same
Same
"Bluetooth mode."
DankyDankDank: Uses an aux cable.
You lied to me sexy speaker lady.
He's not a lady -_-. If that's not what you meant the *w u t ?*
@@gserin2764 You do not know of the sexy speaker lady?! What is this blasphemy?
@@SonicAlpha E get out
@@gserin2764 😂😅
Watch a video or two, she pops up often.
I I mean
Me: Click*
RUclips Ad Algorithm: *oh So you want cheap ipod gear ey m8 oh I gotchu*
im sorry this video is genius
me looking at video title: he's going to say na-no
Dankpods: na-no
Perfection.
11:23 "I'm hoping to stumble into language" literally the third option down while he's on the fourth lol
Chinese here can authenticity this 😅 what a thrilling and nerve moment there. So close Haha. Besides，the other two words means settings，as 設定.
Connor im learning japanese but i literally barely know any kanji
@@Q75 Fair enough, when I said "proper Japanese" I ment like-native/fluent writing. Basically, what I was trying to say is to write like a native Japanese u need to learn Kanji and Katakana as well, plus it makes the sentence clearer/easy to read.
@@connorWithTheReallyLongHandle ye i know
Dank: “na-no”
Me: HE SAID THE THING!!!
Gotta admire Wade's commitment to authenticity by putting that random jammed screw right where it originally was.
I had a really shitty day today so thanks for uploading and making my mood at least a little better 💕
You are one of my favorite youtubers
I hope you and Frank are doing well 😊
That eyes at top left staring straight to my soul 🤣
3:07 that takes me back... I had a generic music player with that exact same connected screen
*This channel focuses on iPods, headphones, and CRAIG!*
Mojo:
Am i joke to you?
5:25 "I say this to upset Americans, It always Upsets Americans"
Me, an American: You're God damn right
C O L O U R
*British noises*
*F R E E D O M N O I S E S*
@@MrPresident1878 hahah im totally calling it F R E E D O M N O I S E S whenever the star spangled banner is played from now on
@@jimothysparkcus has to be played earrape volume
Teacher: you cant listen to pictures
The picture: 1:36
I was watching his channel 2 mins ago… I’ve watched everything, nothing new…
and suddenly he uploaded! Nice!
He uploads every friday
The Craig screen literally never evolves, only it’s housing does.
I remember that Source Filmmaker (an animation program from 2012) used to only render AMVs at a maximum of 720p when rendering in-engine. Guess this Craig nugget is great for 2017 me!
I like how "mp4" on the back of the box has the shrek gradient
2:14 The true Unbox Therapy RUclips Channel
Okay, i did a dumpster dive on Craig's website.
Theres a 'shelf system'; their most expensive, and the photograph where it's speaker is front facing shows the 'studio' these product shots were taken is just some guy's bedroom.
Honestly, that website is a laugh factory, excellent.
0:16 thats not resolution, it may be "better screen quality", really its just the pixel density/ppi. if im being pedantic that is
T-that's how resolution is measured, though...
@@anonymous_gamer_2698 resolution is the amount of pixels horizontally and vertically, if they have the same number of pixels they are the same resolution
"Na-no"
I love that
man watching Dankpods trying to hold himself back from just breaking frustrating stuff is the best
Forgot to make the post earlier... found Craig’s stereo the other day at a thrift shop and immediately thought of you.
B e e g N u g g e t
I wanted to see the nugget taking a crack at a highly compressed .ape.
Those actually require quite a lot of processing power to play.
, PLANET OF THE APE
monkey format
The bootleg n a-n o plays in monkey format and speaks dingus
@@possibly8180 Yes, it's called Monkey's Audio. I have most of my lossless music in it, because the file sizes are a few percent smaller and that matters when you're a data hoarder. Of course I just convert it to VBR MP3s for portable players.
I'm a hoarder and not an audiophile.
@@pocpic I'm no audiophile but I do fancy good quality audio. The absolute best I can manage are sennheiser px88s and a third-party music player on my shitphone. Is there really that much of a difference between apes and your common garden mp3s?
the clock on the Craig boot-up screen legit looked like a toilet to me and I'm so sad it wasn't because it would've been so fitting
8:32 WHERES MY AUXILIARY MODE
15:45 it's 4AM and i listen to a guy telling a rock : I'll never forgive you
4:13 the " i love frank" in the middle of his fight with the navigation is my favorite.
Hey brother. I've got one of those Craig pod touches.
She's pretty well used. Scratched to the shit house. But it turns on.
Happy to send that little nugget to you mate.
It was so nice of Craig to include an extra screw just in case.
4:13 this part always makes me laugh, just the way he slams the nugget XD
it's a piece of junk but i feel bad honestly
"Just because you keep saying it doesn't mean it's true"
Well.... Repetition legitimizes, repetition legitimizes, rep....
Tell that to Donald Trump.