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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Tronicsfix
    @Tronicsfix 4 года назад +12058

    This video is amazing! Thanks for working with me on these...looking forward to the product red touch repair!

    • @DankPods
      @DankPods  4 года назад +3119

      Goes to show how darn good you are at this stuff! No where in my Jazz degree prepared me for this haha
      Big thanks for reaching out! I will treasure the ShrekPod Touch until it’s a fire risk 🙌

    • @Carhlson
      @Carhlson 4 года назад +35

      Lol

    • @bothwell07
      @bothwell07 4 года назад +20

      DankPods hello

    • @michellefernandez3155
      @michellefernandez3155 4 года назад +24

      this collab is sweet!

    • @OriginalDegree
      @OriginalDegree 4 года назад +34

      DANKPODS reply to my comment and I’ll send you an ifixit kit i can’t stand you using those tools!!

  • @Blizardstar1200
    @Blizardstar1200 4 года назад +3373

    This is like a surgeon not being able to heal someone so they send them with their diagnosis to undergo an occult ritual to see if their dark and twisted methods can revive them

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад +130

      Or in other words, the lord sends them off to the swamp

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 3 года назад +66

      The Misadventures of Dr. Frankenstein and Nurse Igor.

    • @katefeider
      @katefeider 3 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @compresseddepression7403
      @compresseddepression7403 3 года назад +12

      So almost like Dr Strange?

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 3 года назад +46

      "The doctor couldn't do it, guess we'll just let the mechanic have a go"

  • @Awesomekid2283
    @Awesomekid2283 4 года назад +7213

    This is what Apple says non-Apple-authorized repair services do to repair your devices

    • @elliottjewell5898
      @elliottjewell5898 4 года назад +633

      If an non-Apple authorized repair service gave me a ShrekPod Touch, COUNT ME IN!

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 4 года назад +37

      AKA me.

    • @eperm6921
      @eperm6921 4 года назад +93

      The cube in your logo is unsolve-able

    • @bloodfox6762
      @bloodfox6762 3 года назад +6

      @@elliottjewell5898 efinfwifisfnsgnegiegkcwniebusf. Ubisobfudibebogeibfbkebfwiffks ccoa sbcbcbf. Renfnw. R r r bsigsngnkrnekgj

    • @deformedratgang2294
      @deformedratgang2294 3 года назад +15

      @@someoneidk6303 wow you’re so funny Markus RK200 from Detroit: Become Human

  • @TheDsyr4MyDmyz
    @TheDsyr4MyDmyz 4 года назад +1054

    "Why do you think that is?"
    "Because someone squashed it?"
    "Uuuuh uuuuh..."
    "Oh the battery's swolen"
    "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH"
    Subbed.

    • @calebwhite6173
      @calebwhite6173 2 года назад +9

      I’m still laughing. His background laugh. Let me replay that a few times for effect haha.

  • @b1ocko
    @b1ocko 3 года назад +2577

    "Its like doing brain surgery, and the person goes abaagajfjch"
    im dead

    • @lowlyworm9323
      @lowlyworm9323 3 года назад +93

      So is the brain surgery patient

    • @antonius7851
      @antonius7851 3 года назад +55

      you would be

    • @cadetkohr5508
      @cadetkohr5508 3 года назад +68

      Guess the brain surgery didn't go too well.

    • @MacBack123
      @MacBack123 3 года назад +12

      R/CursedComments

    • @JoveRogers97
      @JoveRogers97 3 года назад +36

      This is like the brain surgery patient woke up afterwards with one eye not working and their exposed brain being held in with rubber bands.

  • @WilliamWonka
    @WilliamWonka 4 года назад +3357

    This I’ve learned:
    Get a James.
    Get a Metal prying tool

    • @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw
      @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw 3 года назад +124

      Pro tip: you don’t even need it to be a tool. Just give him a sad lump of metal and he’ll make it work..

    • @saranikolic7520
      @saranikolic7520 3 года назад +14

      @@WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw you’re right

    • @modiwynez
      @modiwynez 3 года назад +1

      1,1k th like

    • @e.n85784
      @e.n85784 3 года назад +3

      Also get a nano made by Nokia

    • @e.n85784
      @e.n85784 3 года назад +8

      @@WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw even that ancient chinese weapon guitar pick sort of tool would work

  • @oryxconceptual
    @oryxconceptual 4 года назад +1546

    As a repair technician, watching you put your fingers directly on the lcd made me simultaneously laugh and cry inside hahaha

    • @calebwhite6173
      @calebwhite6173 2 года назад +59

      He just went and did it. No shame.

    • @kalonSignal
      @kalonSignal Год назад +14

      he's a family guy

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent Год назад +37

      Them keeping the device on the whole time made me laugh my ass off. It's like doing surgery without anesthesia unplugging ribbon cables with the device still on. 😂

  • @lupsavlad4184
    @lupsavlad4184 4 года назад +1497

    Tronicsfix:"I'm gonna send these ipods to a professional"
    Dankpods: *Na-no*

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 года назад +37

      Also DankPods: *No-No.*

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 4 года назад +14

      *_S M A C C_* NO.

    • @haulin
      @haulin 4 года назад +29

      2:34 It's worth hearing it again

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 4 года назад +6

      @@aileenp.5218 yeah yeah Nah m8

    • @mikehawk6175
      @mikehawk6175 3 года назад +1

      Nissan patrol 🥶

  • @sess107
    @sess107 4 года назад +329

    We need James around more often, his willingness to destroy is absolutely necessary

    • @distion
      @distion 6 месяцев назад +3

      Good news in case you haven't heard, he's got a channel for that now. James Channel. Quite succinct if you ask me

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 2 месяца назад

      im from the future youre so lucky

  • @cheeseycocopuffs5071
    @cheeseycocopuffs5071 3 года назад +153

    7:16 that nano smiled like he was enjoying it

    • @elfedorausado
      @elfedorausado 3 года назад +4

      Kinky

    • @biru4531
      @biru4531 2 года назад +8

      Kinda resembles the "smile" on the McLaren P1

  • @blathablather
    @blathablather 4 года назад +2486

    Is there ever a James intro that doesn’t involve saving the magpie?

    • @jchambon
      @jchambon 4 года назад +30

      Or James the genius

    • @cpthetechie6705
      @cpthetechie6705 4 года назад +92

      @Michael Henson The answer is "no" "ᵐᵃᵗᵉ" James is God

    • @theearth284
      @theearth284 4 года назад +6

      n u

    • @half-qilin
      @half-qilin 4 года назад +3

      I got an ad at that exact moment

    • @hfric
      @hfric 4 года назад +10

      NEVA , mate ... NEVA... magpie H A S T O B E I N

  • @johnnyamerican1519
    @johnnyamerican1519 4 года назад +772

    Are all Australian tech geek have good sense of humor? James is literally V2 of you, except geekier

  • @snailyvicky
    @snailyvicky 4 года назад +3276

    I thought that this channel couldn't be more chaotic.
    Then James started talking

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 4 года назад +87

      And a third hand appeared

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад +9

      And The Teacher Spoke…, Do not Worry TRUMP you will be [the one] #QANON /_\ to start WORLD WAR THREE……..., but you will not be the one too see this place known as PURGATORY {The Game} / * \ come to an end in the year 2094 C.E., and since The Source did give your EAGLE BLOOD LINE the right too wipe out the [SNAKE] /-\ BLOOD LINE…….., then we “of and for” Our PINEAPPLE BLOOD LINES shall just be watchers of how your Digital U.N. FLAG Currency turns life into death as more……., and more People……, and Persons [get deleted] Q+ from this SIMULATION known as our “Globe” Celestial Sphere where only them CHOSEN of God….., and Christ Jesus…., and Mother Heaven The DOME OF THE ROCK..., and Our Father FLAT EARTH can be spoken if you are “not” The Dammed.., The Cursed.., and The Forsaken too remain in PURGATORY for all time for you did NOTHING for WE THE PEOPLE “no matter” [{**}] how much money you made, you always said: We are FREE MASON, and we will lie about everything, and now that I Christ Jesus have been walked among “we the people” of PURGATORY, many will not go home for you still want’ and desire to do WAR IS MURDER when Murder is against the RULE OF LAW and ORDER of your Gods??? It does (not matter) [{*}] WHAT Religion CORPORATION Governmental U.N. FLAG you fly` for you seek only to KILL one another even though you are now aware that The Devil, and The Demons NEVER TOLD YOU you are in Purgatory, and only by the NARROW PATH of I Christ Jesus known as HONESTY about “all matters” can any leave this place the NEVER ENDING GAME for the Dammed, and the Cursed, and The Forsaken!!! Try as you might FREE MASON “Lodge” members with your PROJECT BLUE BEAM (COVID19) JADE HELM 15 of the UNITED NATIONS Agenda 21 and Agenda 30, but those whom were tricked and treated into murder now have “no concerns” for they can not go home when they die……., so if these NONMASON of the World Populations hunt down all INTERNATIONALIST Globalist “Futurist” for Fun and continue to kill you in SECRET, well, do you not Deserve what is to “come upon” we all in these DAYS OF NOAH Returned.?.?.? Yet, for you [my people] Q’ whom never did Murder, or Rape, or Take from those in need, you need to BLEND IN and become “Witnesses” to this WORLD GONE MAD where Machines of A.I. will continue to FAKE a POPULATION as more, and more are killed in the NEW Repeat of the MUD FLOOD The Great Nuclear Hydrogen War of 2021 C.E. too 2030 C.E. and if Christ Jesus, and the God of Gods decides to keep my MORTAL Corporeal “Temporary Body” of HUMAN flesh, and blood, and bones to watch the FALL OF ROME “once more” called the USA Dollar, and its Banks, and its People, then I will see you at the CAMP FIRES along “my journey” in this place of Lies and Liars - Tricks and Deceptions, but at the END OF THE GAME only those whom did and continue to do WAR IS MURDER [are unable] Q not to do it for THE GOD IN YOU TRUST Runs PURGATORY…..., and you can try “as you wish” with all your TV SHOWS….., and Stars Stars Stars to pray to SATAN to “save you” from The Great WE ARE, but in times such as these` only those whom can perceive this REALITY wilt, and shalt “go home” whence they die’ while the rest of you will never “be allowed” to say THE EARTH IS FLAT for you [no longer] have FREE WILL too say: I want to Repent!!! I want to Reconsider!!! I want to Reconcile my PERSON with the Great “Unknown God” of WE THE PEOPLE!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 4 года назад +16

      @@thewriteinpresident Well, yeah, I mean, all good points. But why under this video?

    • @eternal9497
      @eternal9497 4 года назад +55

      @@thewriteinpresident the fuck did I just read

    • @danboy12342
      @danboy12342 4 года назад +17

      @@eternal9497 hell sir hell

  • @michaelmacvittie6977
    @michaelmacvittie6977 4 года назад +439

    It's sad that nano is beyond repair, that red is so pretty

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 года назад +91

      Something is only "beyond repair" when you decide to not bring out the power tools.

    • @coleisforrobot
      @coleisforrobot 2 года назад +21

      It ain’t beyond repair, Dank and James are too scared.

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 2 года назад

      @@coleisforrobot yeah why not just stab the screen and drain the excess battery juice like a fiery cyst.

    • @DoggosGames
      @DoggosGames 2 года назад +2

      Product Red

    • @DoggosGames
      @DoggosGames 2 года назад +12

      @@coleisforrobot if you were to try, you'd get scared too. Don't act like you can avoid it.

  • @randomproduction2164
    @randomproduction2164 4 года назад +57

    I love how james is trying to help with the metal tool and was messing with the nano

  • @KeloMellow11
    @KeloMellow11 4 года назад +935

    DankPods: are ya winnin' , James?
    James: *pop * yes, i'm succeding

  • @bri3ezy
    @bri3ezy 4 года назад +505

    "PUT IT DOWN JAMES"
    &
    "NO NOT METAL"
    my favorite lines from this vid.

    • @meti172
      @meti172 4 года назад +9

      What about ''SHREKPOD IT''

    • @Iristallite
      @Iristallite 4 года назад +11

      IT'S FINNISH

    • @calebwhite6173
      @calebwhite6173 2 года назад +3

      “Your not a real fan. Get away from it.”

    • @calebwhite6173
      @calebwhite6173 2 года назад +3

      “We don’t have a green one tho.”-James “No one tell anyone.”

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 2 месяца назад

      "DONT PUT FINGERPRINTS ON IT"
      "...im not putting fingerprints on it :)"

  • @canuckdude22
    @canuckdude22 4 года назад +486

    "The amazing backstory of James"
    (Mens underwear ad plays)

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 4 года назад +22

      "The amazing backstory of Hanes"

    • @Quartz7_7
      @Quartz7_7 4 года назад +1

      That's technically how it happened

    • @OversteerAllDay
      @OversteerAllDay 4 года назад

      Austin McCune You’re right. maybe James is ceo of Hanes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sebastian2511
      @sebastian2511 4 года назад

      Lol i had that ad too XD

    • @EVRLYNMedia
      @EVRLYNMedia 4 года назад

      Canuckdude22

  • @Matthasacat
    @Matthasacat 3 года назад +74

    We need more James and dankpods collaborations

  • @somenerd1859
    @somenerd1859 2 года назад +13

    12:03 James: You wanna do this bit? Wade: (hisses like a kettle)

  • @paper2222
    @paper2222 4 года назад +1509

    "there's so many tabs open"
    4 tabs

    • @DankPods
      @DankPods  4 года назад +655

      Factor in the “iPad 4” element and that is so many tabs

    • @Chonksta
      @Chonksta 4 года назад +56

      @@DankPods someone needs to give you a new IPad air next fanmail vid

    • @foxinspacealt8835
      @foxinspacealt8835 4 года назад +8

      DankPods lol

    • @nathanthecollector429
      @nathanthecollector429 4 года назад +32

      @@DankPods oh man, do not tell me how slow it is. I have experienced the iPad 4 myself.

    • @mouse_pilled
      @mouse_pilled 4 года назад +15

      me, minimizing my browser with 155 tabs open: haha yeah that's so many

  • @quarterokay2964
    @quarterokay2964 4 года назад +418

    Saying this with all seriousness: you’re the only RUclipsr who makes me laugh every upload. Thank you

  • @SonicAlpha
    @SonicAlpha 4 года назад +618

    "Auxiliary mode."
    I need a cold shower 😅

    • @MagnaLynx21
      @MagnaLynx21 4 года назад +21

      Puttin' her up to the mic like that was a true ASMR

    • @oliverhilton6086
      @oliverhilton6086 4 года назад +31

      @@thewriteinpresident _That's not very sexy_

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад +1

      @@oliverhilton6086 Neither is death and damnation... John 13:34 [///|||\\\]

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад +1

      And The Teacher Spoke…, Do not Worry TRUMP you will be [the one] #QANON /_\ to start WORLD WAR THREE……..., but you will not be the one too see this place known as PURGATORY {The Game} / * \ come to an end in the year 2094 C.E., and since The Source did give your EAGLE BLOOD LINE the right too wipe out the [SNAKE] /-\ BLOOD LINE…….., then we “of and for” Our PINEAPPLE BLOOD LINES shall just be watchers of how your Digital U.N. FLAG Currency turns life into death as more……., and more People……, and Persons [get deleted] Q+ from this SIMULATION known as our “Globe” Celestial Sphere where only them CHOSEN of God….., and Christ Jesus…., and Mother Heaven The DOME OF THE ROCK..., and Our Father FLAT EARTH can be spoken if you are “not” The Dammed.., The Cursed.., and The Forsaken too remain in PURGATORY for all time for you did NOTHING for WE THE PEOPLE “no matter” [{**}] how much money you made, you always said: We are FREE MASON, and we will lie about everything, and now that I Christ Jesus have been walking among “we the people” of PURGATORY, many will not go home for you still want’ and desire to do WAR IS MURDER when Murder is against the RULE OF LAW and ORDER of your Gods??? It does (not matter) [{*}] WHAT Religion CORPORATION Governmental U.N. FLAG you fly` for you seek only to KILL one another even though you are now aware that The Devil, and The Demons NEVER TOLD YOU you are in Purgatory, and only by the NARROW PATH of I Christ Jesus known as HONESTY about “all matters” can any leave this place the NEVER ENDING GAME for the Dammed, and the Cursed, and The Forsaken!!! Try as you might FREE MASON “Lodge” members with your PROJECT BLUE BEAM (COVID19) JADE HELM 15 of the UNITED NATIONS Agenda 21 and Agenda 30, but those whom were tricked and treated into murder now have “no concerns” for they can not go home when they die……., so if these NONMASON of the World Populations hunt down all INTERNATIONALIST Globalist “Futurist” for Fun and continue to kill you in SECRET, well, do you not Deserve what is to “come upon” we all in these DAYS OF NOAH Returned.?.?.? Yet, for you [my people] Q’ whom never did Murder, or Rape, or Take from those in need, you need to BLEND IN and become “Witnesses” to this WORLD GONE MAD where Machines of A.I. will continue to FAKE a POPULATION as more, and more are killed in the NEW Repeat of the MUD FLOOD The Great Nuclear Hydrogen War of 2021 C.E. too 2030 C.E. and if Christ Jesus, and the God of Gods decides to keep my MORTAL Corporeal “Temporary Body” of HUMAN flesh, and blood, and bones to watch the FALL OF ROME “once more” called the USA Dollar, and its Banks, and its People, then I will see you at the CAMP FIRES along “my journey” in this place of Lies and Liars - Tricks and Deceptions, but at the END OF THE GAME only those whom did and continue to do WAR IS MURDER [are unable] Q not to do it for THE GOD IN YOU TRUST Runs PURGATORY…..., and you can try “as you wish” with all your TV SHOWS….., and Stars Stars Stars to pray to SATAN to “save you” from The Great WE ARE, but in times such as these` only those whom can perceive this REALITY wilt, and shalt “go home” whence they die’ while the rest of you will never “be allowed” to say THE EARTH IS FLAT for you [no longer] have FREE WILL too say: I want to Repent!!! I want to Reconsider!!! I want to Reconcile my PERSON with the Great “Unknown God” of WE THE PEOPLE!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!

    • @bonnibloop_
      @bonnibloop_ 4 года назад +21

      @@thewriteinpresident what the fuck

  • @frailty7280
    @frailty7280 2 года назад +9

    12:58 the way he just slips in there with the metal one is so good

  • @BATATA_MAN
    @BATATA_MAN 3 года назад +102

    Is so cute when james STEAL the ipod hehe

  • @Zynigyn420Official
    @Zynigyn420Official 4 года назад +701

    As someone who works on Apple software and hardware repairs, I can officially say I get lots of anxiety from this but I still enjoyed watching.

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 4 года назад +16

      Have you ever encountered a Nano with the black spot?

    • @J_Jiggs
      @J_Jiggs 3 года назад +12

      @@EpicB *The black spot*

    • @Luke.
      @Luke. 3 года назад +5

      No, you don't lol.

    • @imdyinginside1919
      @imdyinginside1919 3 года назад +3

      Lol ur not

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 года назад +9

      @@J_Jiggs yarr it be cursed with *the black spot*

  • @RisingRevengeance
    @RisingRevengeance 4 года назад +207

    I do love how James the bird savior gets an intro every time

    • @yeshuinfinity5963
      @yeshuinfinity5963 4 года назад +4

      But his pet snake never gets one🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Pushplar
    @Pushplar 4 года назад +204

    I had the same shrek watch in second grade... I dropped it and didn’t know. The next day I saw it ran over by a car... THEY KILLED SHREK

  • @sscarrlink
    @sscarrlink 3 года назад +10

    There’s something about your voice and demeanor that really makes watching your videos fun. Keep being you man

  • @aliumar4801
    @aliumar4801 2 года назад +8

    17:46: completely minecraft zombie sound.

  • @Scullgaming962
    @Scullgaming962 4 года назад +250

    Everybody gangsta until the speaker go into *AUXILLARY MODE*

  • @tjhass790
    @tjhass790 4 года назад +1127

    TronicsFix: takes an ipod repairs it and cleans it too look brand new
    DankPods: slaps 2 rubber bands on it. (plays Shrek on ipod) "GOOD AS NEW".
    also love the vids!❤

  • @dhan07404
    @dhan07404 4 года назад +230

    Jerryrigeverything: The outback edition

  • @harrisonbergeron9101
    @harrisonbergeron9101 3 года назад +14

    That moment when the spot turned into a smirk.

  • @shibe5877
    @shibe5877 3 года назад +7

    I find it hilarious that I know basically nothing about electronics but just by watching tons of your stuff I'm starting to learn more and more about how phones and stuff work

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 года назад +1

      No joke that's how I learned like 50% of the stuff I know about electronics that and Google is the other 50% (through searching for solutions)

  • @austinb.7744
    @austinb.7744 4 года назад +75

    I’ve never said this before buuut the inflection of your voice really makes you that much more genuine.

  • @b_aaangelo
    @b_aaangelo 4 года назад +178

    Them freshies aren’t so fresh now...

  • @MrMultiB
    @MrMultiB 4 года назад +58

    Having James come in is like passing the controller to your older brother when you're stuck on a hard level.

  • @GhostieHostie
    @GhostieHostie 3 года назад +12

    I absolutely love at every chance James gets he will always grab the metal prying tool no hesitation x,D

  • @patrickl.7055
    @patrickl.7055 2 года назад +3

    Had a 5th gen iPod nano when I was little growing up. Always loved the look of their RED products

  • @Kingshitx3
    @Kingshitx3 4 года назад +109

    Dude you need to include James much more in the vids. He has, like you, a humor i absolutly like :D

    • @skeletonwarrior29
      @skeletonwarrior29 4 года назад +9

      There's such a good vibe in this video, great chemistry.

  • @Airdown
    @Airdown 4 года назад +123

    I see you had to break out the James guns! And you even had to drag him to your Shrek swamp! I'm amazed at the resources you put into your videos.

    • @blairskilling5323
      @blairskilling5323 4 года назад +3

      you have no replies and you got a heart so you deserve a reply
      hello

    • @Airdown
      @Airdown 4 года назад +1

      @@blairskilling5323Thank you! It's my ugly face. It serves as a detterent for comments of all kinds, but it also makes julienne fries! (And old references)

  • @discorddoctor5389
    @discorddoctor5389 4 года назад +44

    I never would’ve thought there is so much content you can make on old iPods keep it up my dude

  • @Dyl_Apple
    @Dyl_Apple 3 года назад +15

    16:45 imagine the person that did the voice for that watching this video

  • @ArcaneOwlchemist
    @ArcaneOwlchemist 3 года назад +6

    I think watching TronicsFix's PS5 teardown is what made RUclips recommend your channel and I love it.

  • @livesinalazywonderland4021
    @livesinalazywonderland4021 4 года назад +149

    7:15 “the spot moved” dude, that spot was all along a mouth, you can see how it proceeded from innocent open mouth “0” to a devil smile as if it’s just telling you “initiating self explosion”

    • @phonecushion365
      @phonecushion365 3 года назад

      OH GOD

    • @cooldude2722
      @cooldude2722 3 года назад +1

      I prefer to think of it as an eye closing in eternal slumber.

  • @MAIcrosoft
    @MAIcrosoft 4 года назад +381

    2:36 YES!! The return of "Na-no" I needed that so much in my life 😅

  • @deanoneill3809
    @deanoneill3809 4 года назад +112

    You got a collab
    You're officially an A list celebrity
    Remember me when your getting your oscar

  • @dagda1180
    @dagda1180 2 года назад +2

    The shrekified phone is actually what I had to do at one point with mine. The camera was completely smashed, the speaker in the back had a big ol dent, and the backcase was replaced with just a wall of duct tape. All the buttons (rxcept for the home) were broken, so to turn it on, I needed to un-plug it repeatedly. In the end, it served me until the bitter end, when I had gotten my new phone.

  • @thewatchmanstudios6257
    @thewatchmanstudios6257 4 года назад +6

    Part of the sheer Pythonesque genius of this stuff is in the editing..You've got my money..now all I need is a 1 grit t-shirt

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 4 года назад +309

    dankpods when he sees the dark spot: *scared australian noises*

  • @--Lucifer--
    @--Lucifer-- 4 года назад +51

    The shrekpod family is evolving. Shrekpod and shrekpod touch

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 4 года назад +3

      In time, it will be all ogre.

    • @--Lucifer--
      @--Lucifer-- 4 года назад

      @@MosoKaiser every generation of ipod will be shrekpodified

    • @wayveyx
      @wayveyx 4 года назад +1

      Shrekphone 4 would be cool

    • @isaacoconnor9625
      @isaacoconnor9625 4 года назад +2

      What about the ShrekZune?

  • @HadiyaTheGift
    @HadiyaTheGift 4 года назад +38

    Lmaooo I love James just inconspicuously uses the metal tool while Dank is like “We must’nt”

  • @Hamster07
    @Hamster07 2 года назад +5

    dank: has at least some regard for his own safety
    james: gimme the metal guitar pick

  • @SharkDeschain
    @SharkDeschain Год назад +2

    Watching you mangle that 3rd generation touch makes me glad mine never had any issues. I got it for christmas back in 2010 and its still chugging along, the battery drains super duper quick but I just leave it plugged in all the time and I have the music I fall asleep to every night on it.

  • @RoboJM
    @RoboJM 4 года назад +39

    I swear the touch screen removal gave me the most stress with how bendable that glass is

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад +6

      Can't have an Apple product without bendability.

  • @basementuser
    @basementuser 4 года назад +12

    love everytime you either splat something on the table or lay it down with the gentlest care

  • @juriartt
    @juriartt 4 года назад +29

    The James Saga is amazing. That magpie... it still makes me cry.

    • @amanda1271
      @amanda1271 4 года назад

      Wheres the rest of the james saga!?

    • @juriartt
      @juriartt 4 года назад

      @@amanda1271 It's all over the chanel, but the important part is already in this one. If someone remembers exactly which videos James appears in (besides the bluetooth one), please make a playlist XD

    • @amanda1271
      @amanda1271 4 года назад

      @@juriartt the thing is ive seen all his videos!!!! Maybe I just have a shit memory

  • @veryfunnyladyes
    @veryfunnyladyes 3 года назад +4

    5:02
    James: This is not a good guitar pick
    DankPods:WOW

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria 3 года назад +14

    10:02 words you *NEVER* want to hear when having sexy time

    • @elfedorausado
      @elfedorausado 3 года назад

      I came looking for this comment [pun not intended. Lol]

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 года назад +150

    Somewhere Jerry Rig Everything is looking at this and saying “amateurs.”

    • @lez.j
      @lez.j 4 года назад

      Hahahaha yeahhh

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад

      Your Concerns have nothing to do with me
      It does not matter if you believe in me` cause you have yet to believe in your self… You have spent your whole life allowing others to think for you with their lies, and manipulations of their FANTASIST Fake Space Faked Moon Landings TV STAR TREK to Lost in space TV SHOWS!!! You thought you lived on a Globe when you actually live INSIDE ONE known as a “Celestial Sphere” as a Celestial Being in your TEMPORARY Flesh, and Blood, and Bones Body TEMPLE Avatar, and even though it has been proven in A Public Court of Law that WAR IS MURDER, and Murder is against the teachings of your God, you still choose to [hold a weapon] #QANON /_\ and point it at me cause I refuse to bow down to your PROJECT BLUE BEAM (COVID19) JADE HELM 15 Corporate Take Over of this FLAT EARTH with your fucking {U.N. FLAGS} where WAR IS MURDER is all any National Leaders have ever “so done” to WE THE PEOPLE!!!
      You do your best to say: I am not a Demon, I am not a Devil, and I am not possessed of Incubus and Succubus known as EVIL SPIRITS in the mind of Mankind “be we” MALE AND FEMALE, you’m have murdered even your own offspring known as ABORTION cause the TV SCREENS of these Evil Things said: Kill your Babies before they are born [makes you] Qanon A Real Wombman, and yet how can the Mother of All Life choose “too kill that” what comes from her when we all came from the Womb.?.?.? Your Fathers, and Brothers, and Sons and Daughters “tricked” and treated into KILLING one Another as the Ghouls, and Gargoyles, and Sphinx laugh that you had “no clue” you are Born into PURGATORY, and that them whom do Racka [do not leave] Q+ this place of Woes, and Sadness, and Madness, but are dammed to be the Forsaken, and Cursed “for all time” to we The Pak-Toe of Mankind…
      Was it so important for you to LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING Free Mason “Lodge Members” that you would allow even your own Birth Parents, and Birthed Children too die on the FIELD of Battle cause you wanted to have a Little More STUFF that the rest of us, and call your self SPECIAL cause you’m was A FREE MASON Lodge Member be you children called Demolay - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls - Shriners - Eastern Star - York Rite……., and all the rest where you get the jobs PRETENDING we need Medications and [Mental Wards] Q’ of your RED FLAG LAWS when you are just playing with your own HUMAN LIVES “as well” injecting that Madness and Lunacy into your Veins, and Your Minds as you try to convince yourself you are NOT in Purgatory, and you are going to live FOREVER as Gods among mere Mortals called WE THE PEOPLE???
      Since you deny that I Christ Jesus have returned in one of your own, and that we now all know about The MUD FLOODS, EUGENICS, and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen War of {1853 to 1854} where the USA Blew up the whole wide world with its 5G WEATHER WEAPONS, and NASA Trillion Watt HAARP - DARPA - Ratheon FIRES FIRES FIRES, do you Masonic “Baboons” and your Teachings of EVOLUTION that We The People came From MONKEYS makes you FREE MASON Lodge Member the Liars of Illusionist and “Delusionalist” among WE THE PEOPLE, and since God has now show “he and she” is The Source of All Creation, and The Source of All Destruction, do so tell WE THE PEOPLE what will happen to your Souls, Your SOLIDS, and Your Symbiots let alone your PERSON whence you are DEAD DEAD DEAD “by the hands” of them you’m have always harmed.?.?.?
      Johnny Exodice
      PURGATORY is the Source of All Creation and All Destruction and I Christ Jesus said: You Will Cry and “Gnash your Teeth” when You The People Conceive what you have Become!!! And What have the many become whom will not do THE NARROW PATH of Honesty about all Matters??? You are to become nothing more the COMPLIANT [Pieces and Pawns] Qanon in this NEVER Ending Game...
      The Sentinel…
      [///|||\\\]
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 года назад

      @@thewriteinpresident what

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 4 года назад

      @@thewriteinpresident
      Huh?

    • @shyy5439
      @shyy5439 4 года назад

      @@re57k it's a bot basically

  • @sunspot5
    @sunspot5 4 года назад +90

    I thought you were taking about AVGN when you mentioned James and showed his game collection

    • @RuruFIN
      @RuruFIN 4 года назад +5

      Same here, especially since he just uploaded a new AVGN video few hours ago :D

  • @robertcox4286
    @robertcox4286 4 года назад +32

    If you don’t care how it looks at the end, the best way to fix a nano like that is to carefully make a relief cut with a dremel down one of the sides. After the fix, I filed the gap with fibreglass body filler, stuck a sick custom paint job on it and sold it to a friend.

    • @Juanknes
      @Juanknes 4 года назад +5

      A gigantic custom shell could be another way to save one of these.

  • @DamianVids
    @DamianVids 3 года назад +6

    15:34
    Pun, cause it’s an 📱iPod touch.

  • @normalfidelity
    @normalfidelity 3 года назад +1

    I love how you use the flame-grilled ipod cover as a pan for small bits destined for the bin

  • @noahb4737
    @noahb4737 4 года назад +267

    i literally have no care for ipods, only had a touch, but i’m so entertained by you 😂

    • @daychild_
      @daychild_ 3 года назад +6

      Ive never ever had an iPod and yet I still love his videos

    • @wolvez8217
      @wolvez8217 2 года назад

      I’ve had 2 touches a 2nd gen and a fifth gen like the one in the vid I still use the 5th gen

  • @cashuuu
    @cashuuu 4 года назад +42

    I've always liked the look of the product red 2nd gen nano

    • @c4shguy224
      @c4shguy224 4 года назад

      Woah we have the same name lol (also I agree)

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +58

    “Bottom volume button does not work”
    Well y’know... Well you know i can’t... Well you know i can’t turn that down

  • @haalfnhaalf
    @haalfnhaalf 3 года назад +5

    I learned today that seeing technology gored is more impactful to me than anything someone could do to a human being

  • @aiodensghost8645
    @aiodensghost8645 3 года назад +2

    Me as a tech repair hobbyist: *loud, internal shrieks of pain and primal rage after seeing what they did to an old iPod touch 3*

  • @RiderLeangle2
    @RiderLeangle2 4 года назад +37

    "So the answer is WE DON'T KNOW!?" is such a great line that I am sure I'm going to have to use in the future

    • @YacineYouTuber
      @YacineYouTuber 4 года назад

      He just had to replace the entire volume button assembly and put it back together and it's working again. (I'd be really happy if he did but he didn't, I'm sad.)

  • @Akuzastar
    @Akuzastar 4 года назад +56

    Dankpods: "yep, not working, not doing it"
    James: **like a mad mad goes at the ipod touch with a metal object** job done mate.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 2 года назад

      James could fight a demon and stay calm

  • @MiisterShane
    @MiisterShane 4 года назад +43

    Love watching dank "repair" stuff like a human being instead of like a god.
    Good job Tronics Fix for stumping dank and spare magpie dank.

    • @YacineYouTuber
      @YacineYouTuber 4 года назад

      He suck at repairing.

    • @YacineYouTuber
      @YacineYouTuber 4 года назад

      He also lied when he said "TRONICSFIX WE "FIXED" IT!" now DankPods has to send the iPod's back to TronicsFix.

    • @tulus38
      @tulus38 4 года назад +1

      @@YacineRUclipsr timestamp?

    • @YacineYouTuber
      @YacineYouTuber 4 года назад

      @@tulus38 Maybeeeee.

  • @classiccj2569
    @classiccj2569 3 года назад +4

    I like how he's not even in the room most times while James is doing God knows what

  • @894MUSIC
    @894MUSIC Год назад +1

    This is the most chaotic repair video I’ve ever seen…
    AND I LOVE IT!

  • @emeraldcore1215
    @emeraldcore1215 4 года назад +33

    The amazing James story
    **Facebook Messenger ad plays**

  • @MkwNick
    @MkwNick 4 года назад +106

    DankPods: "Don't use the metal tool."
    James: It's Free real estate.

  • @НадеждаВуколова-ш3н
    @НадеждаВуколова-ш3н 4 года назад +31

    12:28
    * DankPods's heavy breathing sounds *

  • @Desmond-TV-RETROGAMER47776
    @Desmond-TV-RETROGAMER47776 6 месяцев назад +1

    Introducing:shrekpod touch. Now compatible with the sexy Bluetooth speaker

  • @TheLazyass111
    @TheLazyass111 Год назад +1

    Please more collabs. I know it's been 2 years, but man this is my favorite video

  • @gaelc4016
    @gaelc4016 4 года назад +78

    When the spot moved on the nano that was oddly satisfying

  • @duquand5163
    @duquand5163 4 года назад +53

    Ask James to join more often. The two of you really work together, one knows what to and just screams. Perfect synergy

  • @tylerrickettscyber
    @tylerrickettscyber 4 года назад +18

    TronicsFix- He's going to fix these iPod's so well
    DankPods- Shrekpod Touch

  • @bnuuycomrade5089
    @bnuuycomrade5089 3 года назад +1

    I don't know why but this is the most humerous channel I found in my opinion

  • @TermTheTron
    @TermTheTron 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I didn’t get fingerprints on it!” *proceeds to press his oily Australian fingers all over the display*

  • @parentsdeleves9563
    @parentsdeleves9563 4 года назад +36

    5:46 We can see james face in the reflection finally we can put a face on that hero

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 4 года назад +22

    "Hey, what phone you got?"
    *Pulls out ShrekPod Touch*

  • @amnottabs
    @amnottabs 4 года назад +14

    now James is canonically part of the Dankverse

  • @brendanwhite6712
    @brendanwhite6712 3 года назад +1

    This is the only channel where I could watch a guy fail video after video and still keep coming back. Keep at 'er from Canada!

  • @iwouldliketosayhi3006
    @iwouldliketosayhi3006 2 года назад +4

    Man this is like my favorite video because I just get super strong and adorable father and son vibes from Wade and James :] I love it so much.

  • @strideryourself
    @strideryourself 4 года назад +29

    Mmm, australian man do things with iPods. I love content, especially since this is the second yt channel ever made. There are only two youtube channels

    • @take5transfat
      @take5transfat 4 года назад

      what’s the other one

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 4 года назад

      @@take5transfat it's probably a Drew Gooden reference, as an old running gag in his videos is him calling his channel the first and only one.

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 4 года назад +17

    James is my favorite recurring character.
    You also need an iPod Touch 4th Gen, bonus points if the back is scratched to shit because otherwise it just isn't a 4th gen.

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 года назад

      Dude I hated that so much when I had one and don't forget hot as shit when charging

  • @KazuTree
    @KazuTree 4 года назад +9

    I'm glad james is become a more permanent fixture on this channel. His been a character standing in the background for so long.
    James now emerges from the shadows to take part in the lore of the Dankpods channel.

  • @jamesnobles6472
    @jamesnobles6472 4 года назад +4

    I've opened newer iphones before like the 6s+ and watching how you have to open the nano and that 3gs touch scares me

  • @Alizadaaaaa
    @Alizadaaaaa 3 года назад +1

    3:21. You know you are a Liverpool fan when you have " You will never Walk alone" song in your ipod

  • @christopherdecarlucci2985
    @christopherdecarlucci2985 4 года назад +23

    I've been doing cellphone repair for two years now and when a battery looks angry I stay away from them. They really do have alot of angry pixies in them

  • @woodant1981
    @woodant1981 4 года назад +19

    "I thought I was going to get some dirty nuggets"
    -DankPods, 2020 - at McDonald's and opening iPods

  • @TheFabioEiji
    @TheFabioEiji 4 года назад +20

    It brings me such joy to hear "na-no"

  • @CheeseOfTheMoon
    @CheeseOfTheMoon 3 года назад +1

    this is probably my favorite video of all, the way you two talk to each other is hilarious

  • @ineedmemestolive5440
    @ineedmemestolive5440 3 года назад +3

    I love how gentle James is