The most Aussie iPod accessory I've found
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2024
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Australian to English translation:
Warm tiding on this day of Australia.
Open a pack of chocolate Tim Tams,
Get some ANZAC biscuits too.
Keep in touch with your Nanna with some clock cookies.
Have a cup of tea and equip your Australian Government issued footwear.
Clock cookies?
Tic Tocs M8
Australia day was yesterday.
@@Wombattlr which was when the video was posted..?
@@VSucc actually, he posted it at like 12:30 am.
My favorite quotes from this video:
1. “Hold on to your veggimite!”
2. “You won’t believe how many babies this baby can baby.”
3. Na no
"This could run on AA's!"
Only one G in Vegemite.
6. Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
7. The Cashies song
Salad Fingers Edition:
1: "ThIs OnE's GoT kAnGaRoOs On It, CaN yOu SeE tHeM?"
My wife is not amused with me referring to AA batteries as "AAAAaaaAaaAhs" thank you for a new way to annoy my spouse sir
I do that too now lol
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
imagine 4a batteries now...
What a name
Let's appreciate how dank runs the video through adobe again to comment on the corruptions, kudos.
Just shows you don’t always get what you pay for.
@@engineerbot I mean, any professional grade software is going to have bugs to work out, there's just so much going on
@@animationmaster4 yes but if someone’s paying $100 a month just for video editing software, they shouldn’t have to deal with video corruptions.
@@engineerbot yes but it costs 20 a month, it's 100 a month for access to all of their software
@@engineerbot there is software out there better than adobe, it's just more expensive
"It's like a garage sale with dedicated business hours" is the best way I've ever heard anyone describe a thrift shop.
Me, watching other Australian youtubers: why do people complain so much about Australian accent???
This video:
Me: *sips tea slowly* bloody hell
We tend ta hide that shit coz people dont understand what the fuck we say half the bloody time
Bloody hell mate
It was a bit hard to understand when I moved here, since I’m used to the American accent thanks to movies and RUclips.
Me: *eats walkers crisps* Aussies, the perfect example that prisons don’t work
I didn’t hold back this time, full Oz.
That looks like something you'd find for sale at a prison commissary in the US.
Prisons make all the electronics transparent so the inmates can't hide their drugs or weapons in them :-O
Well it makes sense considering Aussie history
@@jaubuchon28 you beat me to it
I misread that as "can't hide their dogs"
Usa the land of the free profits from their prisoners
Can confirm we are a prison
11:08 head down to cashies mate, *ifyouwanttobuythesamethingtwice*
This has the same energy as Technology Connections' "Thanks to the magic of buying 2..."
I don't know why but that little jingle just murdered me in one hit
I recorded this and uploaded just that bit of you wanna watch it
Edit: I uploaded it 2 years ago. Oops, I forgot no joke
Just search what he said
We need to design this thing for an Australian release. How do we make it look Australian?
Clear, like prison equipment...
This is the most underrated comment ever
🤣🤣🤣
Techmoan did a video on the clear prison nuggets
I mean, Australia *did* start out as a prison colony...
@@lacriaturadekentucky Congratulations, you found the joke!
Adobe destroying this clip compilation:
0:51 Easy does it Adobe
1:38 why Adobe why
8:24 no Adobe no
9:13 Oh no a ghost phone
8:58 you can't win adobe, i will defeat you
12:27 Do you need more money Adobe? Is that what this is all about?
Thank you
The lad we have but not deserve
Don’t forget the 5:22 “Keep trying Adobe”
And at 9:14 oh no a ghost phone
The ghost phone got me
Fun fact, Australia has about the same population as Mexico.... City.
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
Nah, it can’t be. *Australia is fake.*
@@sohamghosh4815 *Australia doesn't even exist*
Mexico City proper only has 8 mil people, try 24 mil Shanghai.
Setupthemabomb then the joke wouldn’t work... everyone knows that there are over a billion people in China, but not that there are more than a hundred million in Mexico.
8:28 - This is the hardest ipod to get working.
Shrekpod: "Am I a joke to you?"
now bring out the craigs
@@itdepends604 CRAIG!!!!!!!
1:27
“It’s *clearly* a promotional item”
Lmfao you didn’t even realize the pun
what's the pun?
@@5iveMadeIt he probably meant joke, but yeah, the speaker is clear, that's the joke
@@SyraquilMusic mmmm aii
@@5iveMadeIt ?
@@SyraquilMusic alright*
sometimes, I come back to this video, just to listen to the Cashies Song.
its a classic
I really want the Cashies song as a separate video to play on loop
a real wampa dampa
He should play it before every cashie's special
Hello, fudgeman
E
That Cashies is in walking distance from where I live. Pointless fact.
WOW !!!
WOW !!!
WOW !!!
WOW!!!
WOW !!!
2:33- It's truly amazing how a March composed in Germany, recorded in America under a different title, was then repurposed by a maniac who drives, destroys, and posses nuggets of various magnitudes from down under...
And it's brilliant.
Fun fact, clear electrical products are usually made for use in a prison environment.... Not sure what this says considering this is an *Australian* promotional item xD
Seriously though, I freakin love your channel mate, as a Brit who grew up watching Aussie soaps and a fellow MCM fan, I can't get enough of the bonkers Aussie slang.
Keep up the great work!
Back in the 90's, clear electronics were made because they looked cool.
This is the most Australian video I've ever seen, and I watched "I Did a Thing" train magpies to not attack him.
Yo I love that guy haha
@@DankPods you two should do a collab cos u 2 r my favourite youtubers
IDAT makes a bootleg MP3 player and DP reviews it
Let’s make it happen boiiiiiiiZzz
@@yoshikagekira7343 y e s
I had no idea Australia had magpies actually
Here we also call them camp robbers and they look a little different but not much.
"nothing says happy straya day like having 16 TEDs and having a spew in the uber home" ive never heard australia day explained so well
Dang I miss Tim Tams! And I'm glad to learn you guys actually do say "dollary-doo" and it wasn't just something made up for a Simpsons episode.
“It runs on AAAAAAAA’s!!!” Love it.
AA’s you dumbfuck
vivi can fucking step on me ok
@@urielc918 r/woooosh
@enchanted ass?
@@urielc918 idk man you seem like more of a dumbfuck to me
Cmon I’m an Aussie and finally a celebrity lives here
what bout lazarbeam
Maxmoefoe? I mean he's not doing cool stuff anymore but still
@@zanemcewen1343 I miss Max’s good content. He kinda been dying off past year. Unfortunately
@@vernageak4230 yeah, true..
@@vernageak4230 tbh I still watch some of his content on his pokemon channel
i honestly love the fact that australia has most of the stuff england has. going to cash converters was a brilliant part of this😂
"Come down to Cashies mate if you wanna buy the same thing twice" is one of those delightful, goofy things that I think of for no reason out of the blue and smile :-)
I've never seen anyone mention the iPad desk mat. This man has class on another level
Cont3mplation no one is going to talk about it on every video for years and years
I thought it was cool green plate or board, BUT THIS IS IPAD.
(So it’s normal to use iPad as board, because it’s pad)
he used it before. its slow but works
You mean the little portable table for rolling blunts on?
it’s his old ipad 4. ios 10 killed the performance so he’s using it as a workbench
It triggers me that it's legitimately how my Australia Day went camping with some mates. We had like 40+ snags due to no communication and thus dinner was snags and dessert was more snags.
Snags are love, Snags are life, mate.
Snags look delicious, might try making one someday
Could've opened a rural bunnings m8
Whats a snag?
@@eemeli7093 From what I know it means sausage. ('Strayans can correct me, I've got no idea what it actually means, mate)
Dankpods is like the unofficial ambassador for cash converters 😂
CASHIES!
I don't know why I find it so funny at 5:31 that you went with Marching through Georgia for your old timey music. Nothing screams Australia more than Sherman's march to the sea.
“We put a handle on the GameCube”
-Steve Jobs
That's the first thing I thought of when he mentioned the handle
I've got a emu named Straya on my farm. This video popped up when I Googled her name. Needed a laugh so I'm definitely not disappointed. Subscribed.
I’m sorry.
Is that...
Is that Straya herself as your profile pic?
@@no-man_baugh Yes! It is! I actually have 9 emus. I live in Georgia and keep them on a cattle farm. I hope to start my own farm when I get enough birds.
My former boss got me into emu care by giving me Straya's egg and she taught me a lot before she passed away. Straya was hatched in an incubator at my house and slept in my bed until she was about 3 months old. She even used to go on walks with an emu harness I rigged up! She was raised alongside a group a 5 baby emus we got a from fellow emu farmer so she would have friends to grow up with. She's now a good six feet tall and weighs well over 100 pounds. I can even call her over by whistling and raise her beak up to give her a kiss, haha. She's really gentle and playfull. Ill have to upload some videos of the birds at the farm and when they were still babies. Sorry for typing a paragraph, haha. I enjoy talking about my birds and don't get many chances.
@@CreightonNelms that's really neat!
@@CreightonNelms, Georgia USA, or Georgia Asia?
@@pjnoonan1423 U.S. My bad. I should've specified.
i love how the 1 grit is genuinely just a tool he regularly uses
That Toohey's is so out of date it changed from extra dry to liquid.
This entire video is just him fighting against the editing software.
"Cashies" is the best nickname for that shop i've ever heard. 11/10
Everything had a nick name down here. Even McDonalds officially calls it “Maccas”
@@DankPods tbh id like to see a common store here w/o some nick name of sorts
I call it cashies
DankPods I think some police officers did a maccas run on horses
Seems ive really been lacking in the nickname department 😂
I swear I've binge watched all the dankpods videos at least twice how did I manage to miss this treasure of a video
Been nearly two years and still waitin to see the upgraded speakers in it
I live in the uk and i heard someone in cashies humming the cashies song.true happiness
YOU HAVE CASHIES IN THE UK?!??! This is legit news to me.
Yeah we do haha
There's lots of cash converters all over uk 😂
As an Australian, I understand everything you say. Mate this is some ripper content!
No one understands what it means to grab a sanga from the servo on a durry run 👌
@@DankPodsi didn't get anything you just said and that's ok
U need to be aussie
@@DankPods mate would ya believe that i ain't aussie yet still understand everything ya say? seriously, tho, mate, keep up the bloody good work, and ripper content!
@@DankPods I'm American but im pretty sure you just said to grab a drink from a gas station while out to get cigarettes
The fact Yamaha makes speakers, tons of instruments, motorcycles, boats, and quads of all sizes it just crazy
As someone who used to sell them little Yamaha speakers, I wish I got one, they were amazing.
"You won't believe how many babies this baby can baby"
-DankPods, 2020
Quickly have become my favorite channel, and I can’t really explain why
Me too!!! Love it!!!
Same, it's the bush Ausie speaky words. It's like a game trying to translate every video.
Nugget energy
Me to
Nugget energy
0:34 hold on to your vegimite-dankpods
Its almost been a year since this came out it feels more like 4 months and ten years at the same time
I always get a kick out of the "one grit" sand paper
Ayy Love the ashens style dude
Was too big for my work table!
Hello!
DankPods Australian Ashens
Not cynical enough.
Beep boop "HELLO!"
I'd honestly love to see fixing up thing with better speakers and driver become a project in a future video.
"Extra Dry" Just like any woman who sees one of these in your home!
Also, Cashies should definitely play your song in their store on loop at all times.
I didn't realise how close Australia and England actually was lol
We’re just their prisoners after all
@@DankPods yes you are return to your cell
Our weather and our KRIKEY and our acsents are diferent. Othor that that your not wrong lol.
@@DankPods ...
@@DankPods okay, break time's over for you
2:36
Oh, I found it at Cashies, mate
Where you can find your dreams
They've got wares and chairs and a bog dowstairs
Some clubs, some tubs, and hats for scrubs
And out of date movies
So get on down to Cashies, mate
You know it'll change your life
So get off the floor, head out the door
Forget eBay, they'll charge you more
And lose your life at Cashies
ᵐᵃᵗᵉ
Edit: HOLY FRICK THANKS FOR LIKESSSSSSSSSS
Edit 2: bruhh 1.8k likes
edit 3: me when its still 1.8k likes
I've never been more appreciative
bless ya m8
278 Main N Rd, Prospect SA 5082, Australia
'preciate it mate
Thanks for the transcription, I legit couldn't understand what he said except for a few words
This was the best thing I’ve watched in months. I was crying laughter the entire time. Thanks for the laughs.
You better not miss out on Australia day 2021.
it kinda funny how australia is literally "extra dry"
nice burn there mate
@@user-neo71665 nice
We were extra dry for a few months… now we’re extra wet.
@@LeprechaunJackson extra moist™️
Saokonessen extra soggeh
“This runs on *screams*”
It’s like Monsters Inc
@@DankPods 200iq
AAA
😂😂😂😂😂
How do things run on AAHS? Cause they have no battery life compared to lithium ion batteries.
When you started talking about Yamaha making great instruments I gave my beloved handmade Yahama flute finger guns.
This is probably the most Ashens Dankpods has ever been. Even took the filming on a coach approach.
This aussie accent is almost like relaxing white noise for non-native english speakers. Thanks, mate.
The quality of the content on this channel is absolutely DANCCC.
It'S spElleD daCc
HuMan bEing the CAAC
Morgan Wragg the AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@HuMan-bEing132 a
the references to a work ute, implies the existence of a recreational ute, which fills me with utter dread
Yamaha used to be a leading name in pool gear too. My uncle used to run a shop near Maryborough that sold Yamaha branded everything, even inflatable ducks.
The dock was so large, he _actually_ changed filming locations. We have witnessed dankpods history.
Dankman, we really need to talk about your abusive relationship with Adobe. This is getting out of hand, are you ok man?
I tried paying more money and yet Adobe got worse
@@DankPods that there is the problem. Pirate the fucker instead, then it'll work flawlessly.
@@DankPods Use free software, like Shotcut! (its good!)
I'd suggest looking into davinci resolve from blackmagic design
@@DankPods Did you ever consider that you may be working with corrupted files? Perhaps your memory card(s) aren't in such great shape anymore... Sure, Premiere admittedly can be a hell to reliably work with, but never have I had such artefacts in my renders, even when using .mov clips.
Did not realise until the slo mo at the very end that you one gritted the cup of tea. How funny that was caught me off guard. Even though, as a somewhat spiffing Brit, I should arrest you for treason on the grounds of crime against the tea.
Excellent shot with the "Cupa" at the end.
2:37 if Goodwill stores looked like that here in the U.S, I'd spend my life in there.
Eh, yeah, but Cashies is actually a pawn store, its why they are called Cash Converters, head to some pawns and you'll find neat shit
Hang on.. you in South Australia, thats my local cashies at 2:59 !
Small world i guess
Radelaide represent
@@DankPods what does that mean lol
@@hijacked6663 it's what people from Adelaide call Adelaide
@@gabrielarthur9267 and how we call Sydney Sydney ... boring state lol
Cashies mate
Watching this channel makes me feel like I'm hanging out with that mate after a long time. I had a bad day today. Thanks bro.
This channel gives me Early PewDiePie amnesia game play serotonin levels. And I love it. I rewatch videos constantly
I laughed out loud when he put away the big chungus 3rd gen, and slapped on the (baby voice) ñano.
A SnagPod
First in, best snags
Hehh
Toohey’s new is my all time fav beer. Used to stock up whenever I was down under. I wish I could find it in the northern hemisphere.
"cash converts"
Him (and probably every other Australian): "Cashie's!"
1:15 "Look at that, it's got flavour nuggets"
🤣🤣🤣
It’s flavour you can see.
@@DankPods pizza or BBQ?
@@bzaz wall
@@reddgmd umm i don't think so
Shapes! Wait no...
I started crying when you were singing the Cash Converters jingle. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I pay you to record that? I want to play it on repeat throughout my house!
@IntelliPocalypse ytmdl better tbh
Its called cashies
I nearly pissed my pants laughing when he pulled out the second stereo 🤣 love the content
Probably my third time watching this, and I just noticed he used the 1 Grit to smash the cuppa. Love it.
when he goes “nano.”
Na-no
6:58
That's the best part
na no
Get yourself a man that says nano like that
By the way, you're using one of the coolest Copyright Free musics I ever heard
"Little Jimmy, what's your favorite DankPods song?
"I like the one where they keep kicking Yoshimitsu when he's hungover"
Cashies moment 2:28
Bottom text
eBay? Gumtree?
1:20 "Youwon'tbelievehowmanybabiesthisbabycanbaby"
Me: wheeze
I love aussies 😆❤
At one point when having to replay that moment for the 15th time, I startled myself when I suddenly start snort-laughing for the first time!
69th Like. >:3
He is a cunning linguist
👉👈
Really?
Lucky I am one
1:20 you won’t believe how many babies this baby can baby.
What does this mean?
@@comingx4xyou922 dude, honestly, baby. got it?
i was finding this comment love this line lol
It means how many women it’ll getcha to make love with you and have babies
100000 = HUNJ HUNJ
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
I have been binging your videos over that last several days; I really hope you have a will in place. Because your family members walking into your home and seeing your collection they have to manage totally blind are going to be confused af
This is literally the most Australian video I've ever seen! Awesome! 👍🏽😂🤣
ITS A BLOODY BEAUT MATE
*Cries in Bunnings snag*
I’m not even Aussie but I keep watching this video for some reason.
BEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME:
"You won't believe how many babies this baby can baby!"
Every time I see this come up in recommended I gotta watch. I love the aesthetic
I’ve never hit a notification faster!!
Fastest hands in the southeastern side of the pond
One of my latest golden RUclips Channel finds.
When your an american and get really confused with the lingo in the intro XD
really? i'm American and I understand it just fine but that might just be since 3/4 of the youtubers I watch regularly are Australian
@@RubyIsBored I don't have much experience with youtubers from Australia. Dankpods would probs be one of my first ones other than Ross with game grumps
I’m British and my dad worked at a prison for a while so he’ll probably understand
@yes i like mcr reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr
I dont, im a bloody well ausie
I started watching you when I got bored in class, now you're just an every day thing
I have been on RUclips for so many years and this is the best video on this platform.
I literally just found your channel an hour ago and I am already hooked, keep up the great content.
''You Won't Believe How Many Babies This Baby Can Baby" 😂😂😂
“you wont believe how many babies this baby can baby” -Dankpods.
This was the first Dank Video I watched, hard to believe its been almost 2 years
you should try playing Shrek on this -- it's GRREEEEENNNN
“Anti spider ritual”
when you find out your birthday is a day after ‘straya day and not on ‘straya day: *b i g s a d*
I like how this channels mascot is a legit rock. I respect that.