Everyone: we need to produce less waste and cut back on emissions or we will run out of resources, create unnecessary landfill and our air will turn to junk China 2005: * ears plugged * Did somebody say low quality iPod accessories?
In the percentage of garbage 0.1 of the product's percentage is the junk controller that didn't work and the egg bag contributes to 0.9 precent of the total
Rio Forge was my first MP3 player when I was a runner in high school. The thing was epically indestructible on runs. When I got an iPod Nano, I was blown away, but still used the Rio for my running. RIP old friend.
all this time through watching these videos i thought “egg bag” was a genuine term that people used, but little did i know that it’s just an inside term that wade started using for his videos
That voice you do when you're being the "straight laced guy" @ 5:50sounds exactly like a voice friendly jordies does to be funny. Is that some kind of australian culture thing lmao.
After 2 years I just noticed that when he says “There’s this big *bulge* here-“ there’s text in the upper left hand corner saying **settle everyone, settle.*
2 years old and no one is talking about him totally misinterpreting the device at the very beginning. His understanding of transmitters and receivers is apparently the same as his understanding of net and gross weight.
If you guys changeable audio for bluetooth speaker, I'm using Jawbone Jambox where you can download different voices from manly heroic, robot, sexy, etc.
Dankpods journal entry: “It’s 2020!”, how foolish I was to sound so enthusiastic. I’ve been trapped inside my home for a year now, and don’t know how much longer I can take it. I’ve listened to scarlet fire on bootleg nuggets through kids percussion so much, that I’ve learned to enjoy the quality. Frank has also grown 20 times her size and now the only source of food she has is the cheap headphones, accessories, and nuggets after they’ve met their fate from the 1grit. I’ve also recently married the sexy speaker and I can’t stop putting her into auxiliary mode. But I need to get out of here! I’m planning to head over to the local Cashies as society falls. There, I’ll have almost everything I need to survive. If I don’t make it, take care of frank! She likes to sleep where she poops, so make sure it’s a big rock with a hammock. The sexy speaker should only play scarlet fire on bootlegged nuggets on auxiliary mode. Wish me luck! -Wade P.S: the dingleberry kit bum wipe prototype doesn’t matter anymore, as I had to use it since it was the last piece of toilet paper I had. Sorry for those who wanted to invest!
I honestly don’t know how I came across this channel, But I’m assuming RUclips Algorithm recommending is their channel. But I got to say I get a laugh hearing you talk about eBay global shipment in this video quite funny by the way I’m from US
This just looks like it was made to piss off everyone. The size means it annoys shipping. The design means it annoys the shop. The amount of plastic used means it pisses off environmentalists And the cherry on top is that it uses the plastic packaging method that everyone hates, but no one switches away from, because it's cheap.
What’s cheaper than printing and packaging and all that and all that stuff? Blindly re-using an already existing package with no effort and consideration for anything. Thats probably why there’s that whack inner plastic that makes no sense
DankPods Diary Day 11 of quarantine - I have fallen in love with my speaker. I know my friend and family would disapprove, but even if she can only say the same 3 phrases over and over, the love we share is real.
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The guy who designed the package: “Graphic design is my passion”
It's also his mistake.
"But I just learnt it a few minutes ago."
Is that from windows vista destruction? Lol
Joel reference?
“Don’t lie to me!”
Bluetooth speaker: *operates normally*
DankPods: *bull mating sounds*
Aaaayyyyueeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Big yosh
what speaker is it tho , i want one :p
@@user-bn8pg7os8d same
@@Samedivh thanks
The guy who designed the package: "I'm going to do whats called a pro enviromental move!"
First reply
Second reply
3rd reply
last reply
@@biggo4637 jokes on u, not last, wait...
7:48 So THAT’s why he calls it “The egg bag” in his other videos! (Today I Learned)
Shirt idea
Just in the most default looking font
Just right the word iPod
Then this very big TM right next to it
write not right you fucktard
@@josef4794 dang Arthur, chill out, it's just a couple of mistakes
Arthur Morgan
Says the guy who’s only video is a
crappy unedited roblox clip
McCheesy - it’s not a typo, the op is actually just really stupid and needs to be called out for it or he will never change
Sounds illegal
DankPods: **says something remotely sexual**
Me: **looks for small text somewhere in the video**
What do you mean?
@@speedycoder8450 i also dont know
@@edwinsmidt464 lol, rip.
Speedy Coder there’s text when something is said, another joke basically
3:42 *settle everyone, settle
“I can hold it like a hotdog... for no reason!”
9:00 SEXY SPEAKER 😍
3:40 "Big bulge ere!"
Keep talking my friend~
It says "settle everyone, settle" in the corner.
@@austinm.9832 I know I saw that, you can't stop me.
Let the man have his fantasies
"why is the 'R' drifting off?"
*Becomes Sassy*
Whatyatalkinabeet
I truly do hope Geir will, someday, find this channel, and make himself known to the world.
7:00 this is the kind of ASMR I come for
Everyone: we need to produce less waste and cut back on emissions or we will run out of resources, create unnecessary landfill and our air will turn to junk
China 2005: * ears plugged * Did somebody say low quality iPod accessories?
9:25 i literally did one of those laughs where you don't even smile. you just look on in shock and terror but you cannot stop wheezing.
Never laughed this hard to a unboxing video, literally had tears in my eyes. Thanks and keep up the good content 😂😂
In the percentage of garbage 0.1 of the product's percentage is the junk controller that didn't work and the egg bag contributes to 0.9 precent of the total
I love how you can tell when the video was released based solely on the items in the background.
Amazing. I love this channel, thinking of getting into ipod modding cause of it.
Rio Forge was my first MP3 player when I was a runner in high school. The thing was epically indestructible on runs. When I got an iPod Nano, I was blown away, but still used the Rio for my running. RIP old friend.
That remote control....looks exactly like PSP's remote control lol.
The pirate voice was actually quality
Unlike the fast trax package
6:48 this is when he stops talking about the packaging, your welcome (:
it's been a full year and "TOO OBTAIN FULL WARRANTY" still destroys me
all this time through watching these videos i thought “egg bag” was a genuine term that people used, but little did i know that it’s just an inside term that wade started using for his videos
Same lol
dotdotdotnospace
That pirate accent is amazing.
i remember having my airclick and thinking how cool it was being able to use a remote to change the song from a different room
Has there ever been a retail product where a serif font on the packaging didn't look completely awful?
Can't believe I just watched the origin of the "egg bag"
I had that FM transmitter. It was great to not have to deal with more cables in the car.
After watching many of his videos, randomly and out of order, I have finally found the origin story of the Egg Bag!
i think the plastic square was for the velvet cloth that disappeared somewhere
when the packaging is so bad you talk about it like %75 of the video
My wireless earphones were losing battery and beeped as soon as he dropped the delicate tissue LMAO
DankPods: “There’s a Penn & Teller episode....”
Me: FANDOM CROSSOVER
TOOOOO OBTAIN FULL WARAN TEAAAA
I need a life warranty please, i cant breath from the silent laughter
The packaging makes it look like I could have bought it from marshals
3:09 you mean dis-trax-ing?
Help me
The Sibellius of product packaging.
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE THE EGG BAG NAME COMES FROM!!!
This is the best moment of my day!
5:32 that’s Feel Good inc by Gorillaz on the ipod cover
love the caveman mating sounds 11:18
That voice you do when you're being the "straight laced guy" @ 5:50sounds exactly like a voice friendly jordies does to be funny. Is that some kind of australian culture thing lmao.
apple: AYYY PEOPLE LETS MAKE THIS PACKAGING BAD! dank pods: THIS IS TRASH REEEEE
legit i sit down with a bag of popcorn when i watch these
it looks like they tried to use every cool packaging design at once and just failed at it all
I lost it at “My first dingleberry kit”
It's not that bad, they just forgot the front of the package existed.
it's really stupid that it has a stereo cable that needs to be plugged in, because it has dedicated audio lines in the 30pin connector
I reckon he keeps a single, old egg close by just to test his egg bags.
After 2 years I just noticed that when he says “There’s this big *bulge* here-“ there’s text in the upper left hand corner saying **settle everyone, settle.*
watching this channel while waiting for a ipod delivery is hell
Wow! That’s one great egg bag! Lol.
Omg DankPods loved my comment I love your videos bro
i remember when this came out. doesn't even feel like 2 years
4:04 What accent is that?
Aussie I guess?
"The packaging equivalent of a mullet"
2 years old and no one is talking about him totally misinterpreting the device at the very beginning. His understanding of transmitters and receivers is apparently the same as his understanding of net and gross weight.
It's actually business everywhere, front AND back.
The birth of the famous "egg-bag".
Oh crap I never thought I’d see one of those again I think I stocked to a bunch of those
Don’t catch the olds, man.
*we need ya.*
What woman think what men wants: Bluetooth Mode
What men really wants: *AUXILIARY* MODE
Dingleberry kit sale when? It's such a revolutionary product, I NEED to buy one *NOW!*
If you guys changeable audio for bluetooth speaker, I'm using Jawbone Jambox where you can download different voices from manly heroic, robot, sexy, etc.
Dankpods: Mentions open office.
Ah yes a real man of culture
Geez I'm only 23 and I complain about kids being loud in the morning 🤣
Look at this guy, being so happy that it was 2020
PAWA AWN
BLEU TOOTH MODE
I knew the empty bottom was coming, but somehow the reveal STILL killed me
The packaging was probably surplus from some other product. The inserts were the only new components to hold the chords and egg bag. *shrug*
There’s the guff it’s you give a damn - DankPods 2020
You can't believe it? This was common. Audio data transfer wasn't a thing in ports during that time, not for consumers anyway
O BOI WHAT A GOOD NIGHT THIS IS
EATING MEH FAVORITE CEREAL
WHILE WATCHIN MEH FAVORITE RUclipsR YELL AT IPOD ACCESSORIES
:D
I reckon they had access to a bunch of shells like that designed for another product, then used those ones instead to ironically cut down on waste
To future historians:
This is the origin story of the Egg Bag™️
TM
@@DoctorHero I already trademarked it!
@@joearnold6881 nah mate. It needs to be bigger
Dankpods journal entry:
“It’s 2020!”, how foolish I was to sound so enthusiastic. I’ve been trapped inside my home for a year now, and don’t know how much longer I can take it. I’ve listened to scarlet fire on bootleg nuggets through kids percussion so much, that I’ve learned to enjoy the quality. Frank has also grown 20 times her size and now the only source of food she has is the cheap headphones, accessories, and nuggets after they’ve met their fate from the 1grit. I’ve also recently married the sexy speaker and I can’t stop putting her into auxiliary mode. But I need to get out of here! I’m planning to head over to the local Cashies as society falls. There, I’ll have almost everything I need to survive. If I don’t make it, take care of frank! She likes to sleep where she poops, so make sure it’s a big rock with a hammock. The sexy speaker should only play scarlet fire on bootlegged nuggets on auxiliary mode. Wish me luck!
-Wade
P.S: the dingleberry kit bum wipe prototype doesn’t matter anymore, as I had to use it since it was the last piece of toilet paper I had. Sorry for those who wanted to invest!
I always thought egg bag meant , something very different.
Did not expect the ipod set to norwegian, that fun!
Also, babelfish!
And did he say Geir or gear?
This cost more to make than to sell
Objects like that become "yellowed" from light. There's a channel where this guy restores yellowing by using hydrogen peroxide and UV lights.
"it's 2020"
me: *shivers*
It's the origin of the egg bag.
*When you have to use decimals in your toilet paper ply measurement*
i just did the math that thing is 99.99% landfill.
I think the Penn and teller egg bag thing was from there magic and mystery tour
Fast trax, fast traxing our way to bankruptcy.
My earpods are starting to play music at full volume when clicking on a new video.. they are going to break i assume>->
next thing they need: a driver disk for the ipod remote of coure
THE EGG BAG BACKSTORY
poo poo shears
big poo poo shears
i love it
I honestly don’t know how I came across this channel,
But I’m assuming RUclips
Algorithm recommending is their channel. But I got to say I get a laugh hearing you talk about eBay global shipment in this video quite funny by the way I’m from US
This just looks like it was made to piss off everyone.
The size means it annoys shipping.
The design means it annoys the shop.
The amount of plastic used means it pisses off environmentalists
And the cherry on top is that it uses the plastic packaging method that everyone hates, but no one switches away from, because it's cheap.
It's more like 100% landfill
It looks like a infomercial from 2006
Ah, looks like a standard package item from the local Chinese general store of my childhood!
And thus the egg bag was born
“Even this little space nugget has a radio transmitter”
I think you meant reciever
What’s cheaper than printing and packaging and all that and all that stuff? Blindly re-using an already existing package with no effort and consideration for anything. Thats probably why there’s that whack inner plastic that makes no sense
*A U X I L L I A R Y*
*M O D E*
_augzilary moad_
*B L E U T O O T H M O D E*
*P O W A R A W N.*
Whats the name of the speaker?
@@ChrisHerassme It's the EFM Toledo in grey
Legit, I don't care about iPods at all, I just watch this guy because he's hilarious.
Same
It sounds weird but I really like his voice and his sense of laid-back humor
Same
Same
True
DankPods Diary
Day 11 of quarantine -
I have fallen in love with my speaker. I know my friend and family would disapprove, but even if she can only say the same 3 phrases over and over, the love we share is real.
I swear to god, someone is going to make an anime waifu out of that speaker.
@@maggs734 alright
@@naiknaik8812 new waifu?
Powah aun
Actually, she can say 4 things.