The Ugliest MP3 Player.

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 года назад +9244

    I think the designer accidentally clicked “align to right” and rolled with it.

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 года назад +95

      Seems logical

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 3 года назад +107

      @@natevemuri9024 I’ve definitely been there myself lmao

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 года назад +64

      @@Azeria same lmao
      Me taking notes: accidentally pressed that
      Me after pressing that: well nobody else is going to see these notes so I don't give a

    • @TheRCBasher69420
      @TheRCBasher69420 3 года назад +6

      man i love your music

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 года назад +1

      Ge

  • @meatbyproducts
    @meatbyproducts 3 года назад +712

    I worked with a guy that owned one. He thought it was cool when I called it his music taco.

    • @envysins6411
      @envysins6411 3 года назад +49

      I swear I read
      “I worked with a guy that owned me.”

    • @meatbyproducts
      @meatbyproducts 3 года назад +25

      @@envysins6411 that would cover when I was a kid an worked for my parents.

    • @statichelix804
      @statichelix804 3 года назад +3

      Did you bully him for it?

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад +15

      @@statichelix804 no, they bullied him _because_ of it

    • @meatbyproducts
      @meatbyproducts 3 года назад +21

      @@statichelix804 we tried... But once he owned it and loved his music taco we went with it. We made fun of it but in a friendly way. It was so weird. He was pretty sad when the taco died. He kept it in his car. It was gross to touch.

  • @tobymidlane3630
    @tobymidlane3630 3 года назад +597

    You should get “can you believe no one bought this” printed on a t shit, horrible irony

    • @lostonthemoon5074
      @lostonthemoon5074 3 года назад +35

      Ironed on irony

    • @mclaren10k
      @mclaren10k 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking about it being a merch but then I realized it would just say: "Can you believe no one bought this (shirt)"

    • @Bandajify
      @Bandajify 3 года назад +4

      @@mclaren10k I think that makes it cool, who knows they know and those who don't - it's still an edgy shirt

    • @w_callaghan8300
      @w_callaghan8300 3 года назад +26

      also the text must not be centered

    • @ЗвезделинаБожилова
      @ЗвезделинаБожилова 3 года назад +6

      @@w_callaghan8300 Or "On a mission to upset OCD people"

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 3 года назад +732

    "The early 2000s: where everything has to be a... a _shape_ "
    accurate.
    also, that thing looks like some wacko took a chainsaw to a London bus.

    • @STNBackup
      @STNBackup 3 года назад +28

      Or amogus

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +11

      I think objectively it's just a London bus.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 месяцев назад

      but at least stuff looked identifiable.
      Like the Multipla from Fiat. Looks like shite, but at least it doesn't look like literally everything else.

    • @RubyWalker-j1n
      @RubyWalker-j1n Месяц назад +1

      I miss the shapes! I'm tired of black squares.

    • @mechadeka
      @mechadeka 13 часов назад

      @@RubyWalker-j1n I too hate when objects are practical.

  • @austintea
    @austintea 3 года назад +3983

    Fun fact, those packages are made to make it nearly impossible to return, the harder to open without destroying, the less returns you get

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 года назад +451

      Wow, these people are *jerks*

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 3 года назад +120

      Good observation

    • @biscuitboi2944
      @biscuitboi2944 3 года назад +123

      Who would want to return something so amazingly awful tho?

    • @austintea
      @austintea 3 года назад +89

      @@biscuitboi2944 people who don't like the feel of what use to be rubber

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 3 года назад +206

      reminds me of that one time a dude called an engineer to fix his dell cpu and they never arrived because they said "sorry, no one was home" and "we tried to contact you but we didn't get a response" even though he was at home
      then i saw some comment saying "oh they do this all the time, they wait until the day you can't refund the stuff to get the engineer"

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +1222

    8:21 imagine your MP3 player is so ugly, you don’t get bullied by your classmates they just take you to a therapist

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 3 года назад +56

      Tbh the best mic test story on this channel

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 года назад +21

      Idk man, that mp3 looks kinda sus

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +15

      You would have to a masocist to buy this.

    • @the_helix_8474
      @the_helix_8474 2 года назад +9

      imagine your mp3 player looks like amongus

  • @eier5472
    @eier5472 3 года назад +413

    "Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice. There's HALF A T-REX IN HERE"
    That's my new favourite line so far

  • @adafrost6276
    @adafrost6276 3 года назад +352

    Everything about this screams "Costco/Sam's Club special." Weird ass nuggets with excessive accessories in giant packaging like that would fill entire aisles in those warehouse club stores back in the mid 00's.

    • @chickenman6
      @chickenman6 3 года назад +25

      Lol yeah, my sister got one of these nuggets from Costco and it was horrible. It had like 3 minutes of battery life and gen 1 iPod earphones and all these weird accessories

  • @chuckmontgomery7571
    @chuckmontgomery7571 3 года назад +866

    Frank: "Installing Updates....this could take some time."

    • @Lollllllz
      @Lollllllz 3 года назад +14

      Frank: Working on updates 100%
      Frank: Restarting ...

    • @doomsdayX121
      @doomsdayX121 3 года назад +15

      Update failed .
      Fatal error occurred.
      Blue screen .

    • @nahrafe
      @nahrafe 3 года назад +5

      @@doomsdayX121 that's why he didn't respond

    • @Peytonthefeyton
      @Peytonthefeyton 3 года назад +1

      @@nahrafe *She

  • @juancarlosleanos2159
    @juancarlosleanos2159 3 года назад +1171

    “You look like your wearing a hat made out of you” LMAO

    • @pluto3061
      @pluto3061 3 года назад +22

      dont worry other people its his dog

  • @mcyeet
    @mcyeet 3 года назад +728

    It really looks like someone took a knife and cut the thing in half.

    • @rangikusdualcann0ns
      @rangikusdualcann0ns 3 года назад +7

      If you put two of them it will look like a capsule

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад +8

      I wonder if there is a left handed version that fits right next to it.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 3 года назад +2

      A knife? It's more like that katana AVGN gave the TMNT tape!

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 3 года назад +9

      "to show u the power of flex tape, I SAW THIS NUGGET IN HALF"

    • @oofcloof
      @oofcloof 3 года назад +2

      It’s like one-half of those hand-cranked radio thingies

  • @Tatwinus
    @Tatwinus 3 года назад +55

    That Rio player was actually really comfortable to handle. Absolutely not the best design around but it worked well enough.

  • @Personvids
    @Personvids 3 года назад +292

    I love how the words Rave MP are written in the 2000’s Spider-Man font.

    • @marcusleslie-dakers2886
      @marcusleslie-dakers2886 3 года назад +14

      First thought it was a knockoff original Xbox font, but absolutely right, it's a tweaked toby McGuire era / PS3 job.

    • @Aiden-MGR
      @Aiden-MGR 3 года назад +12

      @@marcusleslie-dakers2886 In my early gamer years(like 5-6yo) I thought every PS3 games had something to do with Spiderman xD.

  • @ivanbenja4
    @ivanbenja4 3 года назад +3320

    _"DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!"_
    Lmao it's like they know it's garbage so they command you not to return it.

    • @skenda
      @skenda 3 года назад +47

      _how did you write with italics ???_

    • @ivanbenja4
      @ivanbenja4 3 года назад +50

      @@skenda You put _ on both sides.

    • @coolkase_real
      @coolkase_real 3 года назад +35

      *Bold* _Italic_

    • @sprectra4344
      @sprectra4344 3 года назад +5

      _ooo_

    • @FktheFcker
      @FktheFcker 3 года назад

      _no_

  • @scarletdays1
    @scarletdays1 3 года назад +284

    Every other snake: I think I will shed normally
    Frank:

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +76

    Pretty impressive how Frank managed to shed her skin. Never thought about how hard it would be for someone to do that with no limbs to help them.

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 8 месяцев назад +1

      imagine we humans had to do that

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Vinni-2K You've been thinking about that-- waiting for an appropriate time to bring that up into conversation-- for a while now, I'm guessing?

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 8 месяцев назад

      @@BinglesP tbh no lmao

  • @iknowdawae893
    @iknowdawae893 3 года назад +659

    Frank be like:
    "Uninstalling Layer..."
    "A fatal error has occured and the system has been stopped"

    • @Johnsen290Games
      @Johnsen290Games 3 года назад

      hahaha

    • @archgirl
      @archgirl 3 года назад +5

      @Agustinus Reynaldi Nah, you just know Frank runs on an ancient version of Linux.

    • @FixerUK
      @FixerUK 3 года назад +11

      @@archgirl She obviously runs Python. 🐍

    • @iUseAndroid2024
      @iUseAndroid2024 3 года назад

      Dew u know da wae?!

    • @iUseAndroid2024
      @iUseAndroid2024 3 года назад +3

      @@FixerUK Python is not an OS

  • @Jaeeden
    @Jaeeden 3 года назад +666

    "There's half a T-rex here just in clear plastic" is something I'm going to use everyday now.

    • @BloodAsp
      @BloodAsp 3 года назад +15

      I too am adopting this.

    • @hedgehogloverone
      @hedgehogloverone 3 года назад +1

      in what everyday situation do you even use that?

    • @volkan7844
      @volkan7844 3 года назад +8

      @@hedgehogloverone to describe plastic

    • @Carlos-lq7ey
      @Carlos-lq7ey 3 года назад +2

      @@hedgehogloverone lego store

    • @argenteuseagle7490
      @argenteuseagle7490 3 года назад +6

      @@hedgehogloverone to describe the Kardashians

  • @fungoul2448
    @fungoul2448 3 года назад +152

    Notice how the girl on the package isn’t even holding the MP3 player that’s in the package. Classic.

  • @kira8323
    @kira8323 2 года назад +18

    "serves you right" dude i love how witty this guy is. i remember watching this for the first time and laughing when he said that, i love you mate keep up the good work

  • @turle8645
    @turle8645 3 года назад +2701

    Fun fact: Craig has existed longer than Apple

    • @bigdaddyswagmoney
      @bigdaddyswagmoney 3 года назад +23

      Shot on craig

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 года назад +311

      Of course they have- craig is immortal and has existed since the dawn of technology as we know it

    • @Pablo-bn2nz
      @Pablo-bn2nz 3 года назад +163

      Craig invented the wheel

    • @JackAndersMusic
      @JackAndersMusic 3 года назад +34

      Going strong Craig lad

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh 3 года назад +32

      You just can't stop the Craig baby

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 3 года назад +279

    "Hey dude what is the name of your MP3 player?"
    "YEPP."

    • @RealBega
      @RealBega 3 года назад +10

      It even came with authentic YEPP bag and YEPP phones!

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 3 года назад +5

      @@RealBega eWwW I totally didn't see the ol' mates gold hangin offa it

    • @hotsauwz
      @hotsauwz 3 года назад +2

      yepp. that is the real name

    • @pugg5ter542
      @pugg5ter542 3 года назад

      No seriously dude what is your MP3 player called?

    • @kantraa
      @kantraa 3 года назад

      @@natevemuri9024YUCK

  • @ozzelot3349
    @ozzelot3349 3 года назад +335

    2021: the year DankPods discovers his snake is long.

    • @derickjohnson5785
      @derickjohnson5785 3 года назад +5

      What snake, Frank is a cat

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 3 года назад +4

      @@derickjohnson5785 i thought it was just a really tame dog

    • @imbored3795
      @imbored3795 3 года назад +4

      @@abramo7700 you dumb human, Frank is obviously a hamster

    • @dingusboi7045
      @dingusboi7045 Месяц назад

      its a "worm darling murray dog"

  • @creeperkillere
    @creeperkillere 3 года назад +53

    I love the fact on "Questions" it legit says "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" _Its almost like they knew it was bad already and wanted people to use it.._

  • @xplodingmojo2087
    @xplodingmojo2087 3 года назад +1666

    “Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur-juice. Half a t-rex here!”
    Biochemistry 100

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 3 года назад +1249

    RIP scissors. Lemme at em, I think I can fix em with some epoxy

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 3 года назад +18

      Or the meat beater

    • @BrendenPragasam
      @BrendenPragasam 3 года назад +17

      I know you could but I wanna see a vid of him tryna fix em and shrek pod them

    • @KirbyCurbwhy
      @KirbyCurbwhy 3 года назад +32

      we need these scissors fixed
      if those scissors are gonna break they need a death more honorable than losing to ugly nugget packaging
      may they rest in peace

    • @Gwynbleiddsanity
      @Gwynbleiddsanity 3 года назад +1

      hi Louis

    • @itzjosheyy8514
      @itzjosheyy8514 3 года назад

      Omg yes, oh and hi! I love your vids!

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +4007

    Here's the important question that needs to be answered : Can you play Shrek on the Rave?

    • @AgedSwissCheese
      @AgedSwissCheese 3 года назад +30

      hey! i've seen you before. aren't you the person who made the detroit: become human vid?

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 года назад +15

      He cloud make more shrekpods, WE NEED MORE

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 года назад +8

      Wow a verified comment, with no likes

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +16

      @@AgedSwissCheese great memory, indeed i am. hope you had a lovely time watching them. :)

    • @thetexan1011
      @thetexan1011 3 года назад +2

      Perhaps

  • @willingmrkay
    @willingmrkay 3 года назад +21

    Not only was it sold, it was my first mp3 player. Best part was the two Alien Crime Syndicate songs that came on it. I almost feel bad for the dude who stole it

  • @El_Naphtali
    @El_Naphtali 3 года назад +738

    "Can we have Scarlet Fire?"
    "We have Scarlet Fire at home."
    at home: Scarlet Fir

  • @cheesythegamer9771
    @cheesythegamer9771 3 года назад +455

    Here’s a pretty helpful tip, if you ever come across that nasty melting plastic again, get a towel and rub it with isopropyl alcohol, should do the trick.

    • @zoomzabba452
      @zoomzabba452 3 года назад +53

      Isopropyl is the key. Recovered a Lenovo laptop mouse that way

    • @cheesythegamer9771
      @cheesythegamer9771 3 года назад +7

      Zoomzabba Always does the trick!

    • @tacticalidiot175
      @tacticalidiot175 3 года назад +14

      @@zoomzabba452 dish soap works well enough as well, but not nearly as safe.

    • @SeñorDossierOficial
      @SeñorDossierOficial 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 3 года назад +13

      @@tacticalidiot175 yeah, soap you gotta get cleaned off completely, while alcohol just evaporates so you don't have to worry about it.

  • @pachecodosunosiete
    @pachecodosunosiete 3 года назад +155

    "Can't you believe no one bought this?"
    - DankPods, 2020 onwards.
    Basically, the greatest line ever spilled in the history of RUclips.

    • @antkoos
      @antkoos 3 года назад +1

      i found it brand new on the shelf-
      _can you believe no one bought this?_

  • @TheTeamWildfire
    @TheTeamWildfire 2 года назад +48

    Listening to this with my new Sennheizer HD 350BT's! This channel pretty much made me want quality headphones and so far I'm very happy with them.
    Thank you dank pods for getting me into good quality sound!

    • @toonistiny
      @toonistiny 7 месяцев назад

      I've been eyeing HD 350BT's myself!

  • @beeee__
    @beeee__ 3 года назад +139

    “i n t e r g a l a c t i c t e s t i c l e”

    • @thatmatt41
      @thatmatt41 3 года назад +5

      respect the pfp

    • @RxTitanAH
      @RxTitanAH 3 года назад +2

      i look forward to 5pm every thursday just to see ipod man make another masterpiece

    • @cobaltnightmare5920
      @cobaltnightmare5920 3 года назад +1

      I read this as if it was part of the song intergalactic planetarium

  • @gusguimaraes12
    @gusguimaraes12 3 года назад +2725

    Plot Twist: the rave mp was a prototype of a right joy con

    • @cromwellg60
      @cromwellg60 3 года назад +153

      Bet it still drifts

    • @Memezy
      @Memezy 3 года назад +5

      not even n funny

    • @Kilo_Miles
      @Kilo_Miles 3 года назад +108

      (Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
      Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
      Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
      Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
      Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
      Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
      Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
      Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
      Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
      Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
      Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
      Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
      Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
      Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
      Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
      (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
      Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
      Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
      Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
      Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
      Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
      Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
      [ALL CHATTERING]
      Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
      Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
      Squidward: No.
      Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
      Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
      Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
      Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
      SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
      Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
      Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
      Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
      [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
      Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
      Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
      Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
      Narrator: Day three.
      Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
      Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
      Narrator: Day four.
      Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
      Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
      Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
      Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
      Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
      Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
      Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
      Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
      SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
      Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
      [ALL ARGUING]
      Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
      Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
      Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
      Patrick: You're welcome.
      SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
      Evelyn: A firemen.
      SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
      Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
      SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
      Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
      All: Hooray!
      SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
      (At Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
      Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
      Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
      Squilliam: Then who's that?
      Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
      SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
      Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
      Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
      Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
      SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
      Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
      Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
      SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
      Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
      Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
      (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
      [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
      (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

    • @TheIrkenEmpire420
      @TheIrkenEmpire420 3 года назад +27

      @@Kilo_Miles This reply is a masterpiece.

    • @zUltra3D
      @zUltra3D 3 года назад +12

      @@Kilo_Miles o h m y g o d

  • @ombrem7506
    @ombrem7506 3 года назад +152

    That moment your realize the woman on the rave's packaging isn't even holding the rave...

    • @henryhey2985
      @henryhey2985 3 года назад +1

      instantly noticed the Same thing

  • @noberd
    @noberd 3 года назад +35

    Frank’s part was my fave i was so entertained

  • @richardmillhousenixon
    @richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад +1069

    I started laughing when he revealed the headphone jack and even though I've seen him do it before, "Oh look it takes an AAA" just made me laugh 10 times harder

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 года назад +9

      You got a like form the man himself good job also when did you start watching I’ve been watching him since the lego pod

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад +4

      @@awesomeiphone597 Tbh I don't remember the exact time frame. It's been at least 6-8 months tho

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 года назад +2

      @@richardmillhousenixon oh

  • @seansalvo4544
    @seansalvo4544 3 года назад +149

    At this point I don't even read the title anymore. Green iPad=click

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 года назад +9

    (5:00) Tip; buy scissors from Fiskars; they hold. I've never managed to break one.

  • @dialupdave6276
    @dialupdave6276 3 года назад +147

    The cables are long so you don't have to actually see the horrible thing.

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 года назад +604

    The fact that the Rave uses the Sam Raimi Spider-Man font kills me

    • @check3255
      @check3255 3 года назад +40

      also playstation 3

    • @solaireofastora2890
      @solaireofastora2890 3 года назад +31

      @@check3255 Sony owns spidey and had the font on purpose tho

    • @DSYGStudios2
      @DSYGStudios2 3 года назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed!

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 года назад +4

      @@solaireofastora2890 Right, but did Sony make the Rave? I haven’t seen their logo *anywhere* on this thing

    • @soniclikesphone
      @soniclikesphone 2 года назад

      @@TheMamaluigi300 no govideo made the rave mp

  • @Bladez1992
    @Bladez1992 3 года назад +235

    "The intergalactic testicle"
    Oh lord, rofl

    • @tan.tan10
      @tan.tan10 3 года назад +1

      It looks like a digimon device tbh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 3 года назад +2

      did you just actually say rofl

    • @noapparentfunction
      @noapparentfunction 3 года назад

      gadgets from that time always had to look like some rejected prop from Men in Black.

  • @darryncarmona408
    @darryncarmona408 2 года назад +9

    That mp3 player be looking sus

  • @snjert8406
    @snjert8406 3 года назад +320

    Him singing "a brand new nug" actually sounded really nice. I demand more.

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator 3 года назад +82

    "Maybe it has a flat edge for a good reason?"
    Five seconds later: "Oh. *Ohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO* "

  • @Gfreak250
    @Gfreak250 3 года назад +208

    Dankpods Opening an iPod:
    "Someone's been in here"
    Opening the Rave MP:
    "No one's been in here"

  • @PockyRedux
    @PockyRedux 2 года назад +8

    The noises he makes at 5:08 are so funny😂

  • @anonymousdogg1559
    @anonymousdogg1559 3 года назад +808

    I appreciate the 3 whole minutes dedicated to frank shedding skin!

    • @foxinrot
      @foxinrot 3 года назад +33

      Frank - the vacuum cleaner!

    • @danielt2k8
      @danielt2k8 2 года назад +2

      *2

    • @ladylark10884
      @ladylark10884 2 года назад +6

      same, i love seeing frank at the end of videos :))

    • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
      @rheymarvinsalestre4075 2 года назад +1

      Imagine if someone afraid of snakes watched Dankpods and they get this.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 2 года назад +8

      @@rheymarvinsalestre4075 Good way to process a phobia :3

  • @ethanpschwartz
    @ethanpschwartz 3 года назад +267

    "Plastic is made from dinosaur juice."
    Welp, that concludes this science lesson.

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 3 года назад +4

      it's mostly marine algae not dinosaurs

    • @raptorb4107
      @raptorb4107 3 года назад

      @@jarehelt you must be fun at parties

    • @funkyfresh1013
      @funkyfresh1013 3 года назад

      they took the dinosaur sqeezings and did science on it

  • @RazorXSonic
    @RazorXSonic 3 года назад +255

    I finally see where the among us character design came from

  • @fartgarfunkeljr
    @fartgarfunkeljr 3 года назад +3

    Oh my god. THANK you for showing the full tracklist at the beginning; i had a garb nugget back in my day, with all those same songs and I havent been able to find them anywhere! "Forever Rock n Roll" has lived rent free in my head for 20 years (even though it's absolute trash)

  • @MetalDrummer08
    @MetalDrummer08 3 года назад +144

    Nostalgia. Got one of these for christmas for 8th grade graduation and used the hell out of it. The volume was so quiet you could barely hear it. It was also my one and only recording device i would record riffs as i learned to play guitar. A wonderful piece of shit.

    • @AbeDorf18
      @AbeDorf18 Год назад +2

      you graduated on christmas?

  • @puuuuuuuurple
    @puuuuuuuurple 3 года назад +162

    that one girl in my product design class that says her art is "modernly abstract":

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 3 года назад +7

      Stop you're giving me nightmares

  • @orbulonaj
    @orbulonaj 3 года назад +427

    Can we all just celebrate frank shedding her skin like she deserves a celebration

  • @DerbOnYoutube
    @DerbOnYoutube 2 года назад +15

    0:05 literally dying

  • @sergiomoncada7170
    @sergiomoncada7170 3 года назад +115

    "There's half a T-Rex here in just clear plastic" is now my favorite dank quoute.

  • @ApolloTheDerg
    @ApolloTheDerg 3 года назад +641

    I’ve never watched a snake shed before, that was interesting

    • @balibo07
      @balibo07 3 года назад +9

      Me 2

    • @games-dv3gy
      @games-dv3gy 3 года назад +9

      This mp3 on preview photo is SUS

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 года назад +30

      I wonder if it feels satisfying, like peeling your skin after a sunburn...

    • @PiPArtemis
      @PiPArtemis 3 года назад +2

      My parents had several snakes over the years while I was growing but I never saw one have such a smooth and intact shed like Frank had. Neat stuff

    • @gavin9302
      @gavin9302 3 года назад +4

      Kinda gross to watch tbh

  • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
    @conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 года назад +49

    The Frank shedding segment is what I didn’t know I was waiting for. She’s so pretty

  • @g4yktzgjx6
    @g4yktzgjx6 Год назад

    1:50 It's designed for right handed people. It's curved so it fits perfectly into your hand. The thumb is in perfect position to adjust the volume (also notice the less commonly used controls are further down). And the controls and screen are shifted to the right so you don't have to strain to reach them with your thumb. They could have kept the screen in the middle but i guess the other way makes it more uniform. I am guessing the battery is all the way to the left (EDIT: I was right):
    2:52 So in a time where wireless headphones were years away from the average consumer. And as I remember there weren't a lot of fitness armbands for holding your MP3--player. So as the photo suggests you can see it was meant for you to be running whilst holding it.

  • @cello_animi
    @cello_animi 3 года назад +83

    You missed the opportunity to call them “nugglies”

  • @ThatMinecrafter
    @ThatMinecrafter 3 года назад +235

    The lady on the cover isn’t even holding the nugget it’s an iPod

    • @giovanni_
      @giovanni_ 3 года назад +18

      you think they can afford a model?

  • @mrbluejay
    @mrbluejay 3 года назад +93

    anyone else notice that the “Rave•MP” text used uses the same font as the sam raimi spider-man films??
    guess why we know it’s black and red...

    • @Yellowpick10
      @Yellowpick10 3 года назад +9

      Also the Playstation 3 font.

    • @Aquarirus
      @Aquarirus 3 года назад +1

      noticed is straight away

  • @Nikapocalypse
    @Nikapocalypse 2 года назад +7

    The designers foresaw Among Us.

  • @tiberseptim8330
    @tiberseptim8330 3 года назад +47

    Watching Frank rub her face against the ground like a vacuum made me genuinely guffaw

  • @PiercingSight
    @PiercingSight 3 года назад +35

    My parents bought this exact nugg for me for Christmas back in the day. The first song I put on it was The Hamster Dance. I don't have it anymore, but I still loved it. This video gave me great nostalgia.
    Now I'm watching this vid with my HD600's. I've come a long way since then.

    • @Viceralmarqs
      @Viceralmarqs 3 года назад +2

      I had one as well. I saw that and was like omg I forgot about it.

    • @Breeze926
      @Breeze926 3 года назад +8

      Your Hud Duh Six Hundgeos?

    • @PiercingSight
      @PiercingSight 3 года назад +5

      @@Breeze926 By ol’ mate Senny!

  • @maxfecteau
    @maxfecteau 3 года назад +747

    Self-proclaimed “free thinkers” in the comment section when they see a rectangle in a red shape

    • @shikiyama
      @shikiyama 3 года назад +42

      amogus

    • @natalieivey23
      @natalieivey23 3 года назад +16

      GET OUT OF MY HEADGETOUT OG MY HEAD GGFYGAGAGAGAG SUS!!!! DOWN BAD CAUGVHT IN 4K SUSSY ULTRA SUS GET OUT OF MY HEAD THE VOICES ARE COMING BACK!!!!!

    • @tiddlewiddle4784
      @tiddlewiddle4784 3 года назад +10

      sus
      we are all slaves

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 года назад +9

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    • @doctorpoop1446
      @doctorpoop1446 3 года назад +6

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  • @calitts4708
    @calitts4708 3 года назад +2

    Oil is actually not made from dinosaur juice (because they didn't existed at the time), it is more like plankton and cyanobacteria juice.

  • @Urb4nDrIft3r
    @Urb4nDrIft3r 3 года назад +81

    *SLAMS IT on the desk and “breaks”* Oh Nooo... *turns it round* oh look, it takes a AAA!!
    Every time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 года назад +97

    *I think I just found myself as an MP3 player...*

    • @justadudeee
      @justadudeee 3 года назад

      Pain

    • @pedofiliawkosciele
      @pedofiliawkosciele 3 года назад

      C

    • @kingofnuclearfallout39
      @kingofnuclearfallout39 3 года назад +1

      When will Dank pods do a face reveal

    • @skenda
      @skenda 3 года назад

      @Braden. link? pls.

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 2 года назад

      @@kingofnuclearfallout39 I think its the Sad Nugget Roundup video, not sure. All I know is that he says "Basically everything's everything's nugget, you know, I drive a nugget, I A M A N U G G E T" at the beginning

  • @jotunnblue
    @jotunnblue 3 года назад +124

    Honestly, the Sam Reimi Spiderman font only elevates this to a whole new level

    • @penyunne
      @penyunne 3 года назад +5

      You beat me to it.

  • @PerJonsson.
    @PerJonsson. 3 года назад +42

    Its not the ugliest nugget it’s the “When imposter is sus”

  • @nalu1656
    @nalu1656 3 года назад +23

    3:17 "Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice, theres half of a T-Rex here"
    You killed me with that one

    • @vitamins-and-iron
      @vitamins-and-iron Год назад +3

      welp i guess we’ll be making plastic out of you too then

  • @marz6499
    @marz6499 3 года назад +89

    Me: *about to play another video*
    Snek: *enters*
    Me: *mesmerized*

  • @lui5gif
    @lui5gif 3 года назад +27

    I realise I've never actually wondered *how* a snake sheds its skin. And I never expected this to be the channel where I learned about that

  • @decameter
    @decameter 2 года назад +4

    Everytime I'm feeling a little down about a technology I design for my scifi-verse, I come back to the video to marvel at the fact that some over worked product designer looked at this and said "Ship it"
    Also seeing frank shed is fun. My python shed recently, cheers from a fell nugget enthusiast and broken dog haver.

  • @leanman2
    @leanman2 3 года назад +256

    Ah yes "Scarlet Fir" my favorite track

    • @FangsInMyLeg
      @FangsInMyLeg 3 года назад +10

      I'm always scared when being the first to reply.

    • @jennieahlberg7137
      @jennieahlberg7137 3 года назад +1

      @@FangsInMyLeg Then dont reply

    • @FangsInMyLeg
      @FangsInMyLeg 3 года назад

      @@jennieahlberg7137 no, i dont think i will

    • @Tairex777
      @Tairex777 2 года назад

      9:57
      Scarlet Fir
      Otis McDonal
      RUclips Audio Librar

    • @fIeshwater
      @fIeshwater 10 месяцев назад

      scarlet fir best tree

  • @Salamialayksuwp
    @Salamialayksuwp 3 года назад +208

    My man just called oil “dinosaur juice” lmao

    • @bj0405
      @bj0405 3 года назад +1

      fucking based xd

  • @Weaver_Games
    @Weaver_Games 3 года назад +12

    Just a clarification of 3:03 - they don't generally build entire factories for things like this they simply retool existing factories for limited run production (think such as changing out the moulds they're using).

  • @DaPointa
    @DaPointa Месяц назад +1

    1:58 It's all just kind of... DUUUU?

  • @awesomewolf7197
    @awesomewolf7197 3 года назад +91

    He genuinely sounds mad at the fact that the headphone Jack was on the flat side

    • @forenamesurname5326
      @forenamesurname5326 3 года назад +3

      ofc

    • @stamrowbitbud895
      @stamrowbitbud895 2 года назад +4

      Justified. Optimal area to place the jack is top or bottom. My favorite area is my bottom

    • @Rickyp0123
      @Rickyp0123 2 года назад +1

      Are you not genuinely mad?

  • @brysenrenshaw249
    @brysenrenshaw249 3 года назад +3249

    when the tunes are sus

    • @HectorHernandez-yt1nw
      @HectorHernandez-yt1nw 3 года назад +108

      was looking for a comment like thid

    • @Dybannn
      @Dybannn 3 года назад +58

      imagine playing among us in 2021

    • @fallguy6910
      @fallguy6910 3 года назад +54

      @@Dybannn Among us is dying. They released a crappy update that many mobile and pc players hate and the devs are taking forever to release the new map.

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 3 года назад +15

      FallGuy69 Thank god

    • @Patolagos
      @Patolagos 3 года назад +37

      @@fallguy6910 Did you know there is only 3 people working on the game?

  • @qweriop
    @qweriop 3 года назад +57

    That's not a nugget. That's a third party joy con.

    • @Z64sports
      @Z64sports 3 года назад +6

      I knew Nintendo remembered the 3 handed people who bought an N64

  • @drummergirl4239
    @drummergirl4239 Год назад +4

    This dude cures my depression every time he calls a battery an “AAH”😂😂😂😂

  • @hdyu2286
    @hdyu2286 3 года назад +47

    i love how the woman seems to be holding an ipod not a rave

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 3 года назад

      I'm guessing they used a stock image

  • @wdf70
    @wdf70 3 года назад +101

    Can we just give a salute to the PK Cells? They work so hard to bring these nuggets to life.

  • @confusedkemono
    @confusedkemono 3 года назад +178

    I can now imagine a scientist transporting these nuggets into the stone age. A caveman discovers them and utters the words "ugg nugg".

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Год назад +3

      They were probably smarter than we are. They had to use their brains daily. What makes you smart? You tap a glass screen watching someone else dictate things to you

    • @nameunn5479
      @nameunn5479 Год назад

      @@AverageAlien your not even human bro shut up

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Год назад +2

      @@nameunn5479 you're

    • @lookstothetroon
      @lookstothetroon Год назад +4

      ​@@AverageAlien you're doing the exact same thing

  • @Mirr27
    @Mirr27 3 года назад +2

    Thumbnail:just a nugget
    My brain: AMONGUS

  • @Crunchynote
    @Crunchynote 3 года назад +149

    So nobody's gonna talk about his beautiful notes at 4:31? DankPods can sing!

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 года назад +17

      He really can sing also when he says AAAA I JUST idk what it is about it but I just start bursting out laughing been watching him since the lego pod

    • @smolspooder
      @smolspooder 3 года назад +5

      @@awesomeiphone597
      AAA
      AAA
      AAA
      AAA
      staying alive

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 3 года назад +1

      @@smolspooder 😂😂😂😂

    • @thomasparker4317
      @thomasparker4317 3 года назад +1

      He should get his own Disney movie.

  • @Tencryn
    @Tencryn 3 года назад +101

    I feel there was a missed opportunity to call them Nuglies.

  • @evilspoons
    @evilspoons 3 года назад +39

    I think that's a Costco-style box at 2:56 - they're meant to fit in those cardboard doohickeys that you can pile on a pallet, and the package is friggin gigantic to 1. fit a standard size and 2. be too big to easily shoplift. (I worked at Costco in the electronics department when this thing would've been new.)

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 2 года назад +7

      who would steal this

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 2 года назад

      @@heartache5742 Black people.

    • @biru4531
      @biru4531 2 года назад +1

      @@heartache5742 you know not the extent of some people

    • @MrViki60
      @MrViki60 2 года назад +1

      @@heartache5742 Blacks

  • @organicleaf
    @organicleaf 2 года назад +1

    Rave HQ: "we need a design for our new mp3 player, any ideas?"
    "ye so m8, why dont we just take a psp and cut it in half?"
    "Brilliant, you're promoted"

  • @tescovaluerice7321
    @tescovaluerice7321 3 года назад +67

    Interesting fact: the logo uses the same text as the raimi Spiderman trilogy.

  • @car9472
    @car9472 3 года назад +12

    7:18 that's the dinosaur's soul trying to escape its plastic imprisonment

  • @mk014a0003
    @mk014a0003 3 года назад +27

    At first glance, I was like "where's the other half, is this a his and hers kind of thing?"

  • @225Perfect
    @225Perfect 2 года назад +1

    Even when it's standing still, it appears like it's moving to the right

  • @ginatails
    @ginatails 3 года назад +30

    2:47
    That packaging makes it look like something you would find at the local five and below

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 3 года назад +1

      It reminds me of the packaging you see in stuff at Costco, over sized to take up more space.

  • @lazaromagana5765
    @lazaromagana5765 3 года назад +11

    I honestly love the extended Frank scenes. She steals the show every time

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 года назад +18

    Dude I'm so glad you uploaded just now, I really wanted to watch something cool before bed but there was nothing
    edit: 13:23 _that's what she said_ (sry)

  • @mst3kanita
    @mst3kanita 3 года назад +1

    2:50: this gotta be like, costco or sams club packaging.

  • @realmaxifuchs
    @realmaxifuchs 3 года назад +10

    5:43 "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" As if they knew what would happen before hand.