Big Companies make the Worst Junk.

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @SteamyPanini
    @SteamyPanini 3 года назад +3709

    This week's stats:
    "ohh my pkcell": 5
    "and my duck": 1
    1 grit get used: 2
    Peel off protective film: 4
    "dingus": 3
    "AAA": 1
    finger snaps: 15
    headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill)
    "can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1
    Mojo: freaked out

    • @diorcollinsphoto
      @diorcollinsphoto 3 года назад +230

      hotel: trivago

    • @NarendraWicaksono
      @NarendraWicaksono 3 года назад +60

      We appreciate your work mate!

    • @bad_rebbel_8841
      @bad_rebbel_8841 3 года назад +13

      thank you for this.

    • @stormyb3739
      @stormyb3739 3 года назад +41

      Add a counter for "it's like an MP3 player or something"

    • @namelesske
      @namelesske 3 года назад +16

      Everything checked the fullest episode ever, missing the sexy speakers :(

  • @wtscallop
    @wtscallop 3 года назад +2656

    A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 3 года назад +26

      this so true 😂😂

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 3 года назад +5

      i like pepsi

    • @RyanGonTV
      @RyanGonTV 3 года назад +31

      I have a Pepsi-themed FM Radio, though I can’t find it. But it’s somewhere.

    • @Adotsupplythehood
      @Adotsupplythehood 3 года назад +9

      @@anthonyvaldes6070 bebis

    • @rockstopsthetraffic
      @rockstopsthetraffic 3 года назад +14

      Wait when did Pepsi Max come out? I thought the 00's...

  • @IcedReaver
    @IcedReaver 3 года назад +708

    This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun 3 года назад +17

      don’t forget frank

    • @WesleyOverdijk
      @WesleyOverdijk 3 года назад +10

      "Power on"
      Hohoo ye

    • @iancarroll1337
      @iancarroll1337 3 года назад +19

      If the sexy speaker was charged it woulda been a home run

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 3 года назад

      2:41

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 3 года назад +790

    I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option.
    Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen.
    It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen.
    Now that's what I call hard mode!

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 года назад +38

      Gonna read all of FO:E:PH on it.
      All 1.3 million words

    • @AshleyBlackwater
      @AshleyBlackwater 3 года назад +42

      its possible that its intended for audiobooks and is just an ESL fuckup

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 года назад +17

      The Dark Souls of Ebooks

    • @eliatieneungato621
      @eliatieneungato621 2 года назад +50

      I have one that's similar.
      It does have the E-book option.
      And it only works for reading .txt
      No audiobook, only .txt in tiny, pixelated font

    • @timecat1174
      @timecat1174 2 года назад +1

      you go blind before finishing the ride

  • @crieo3608
    @crieo3608 3 года назад +1775

    The touch me is a silent cry for affection

    • @TheDubstepmaster13
      @TheDubstepmaster13 3 года назад +35

      Let’s start a tinder for him

    • @gtie
      @gtie 3 года назад +8

      swipe right

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 3 года назад +17

      ah, so it's me except as a nugget. gotcha.

    • @crieo3608
      @crieo3608 3 года назад +5

      @@TheDubstepmaster13 yes

    • @norftrain
      @norftrain 3 года назад +3

      Someone needs to make it's bio.

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 3 года назад +8252

    If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand

    • @LasseRafnDk
      @LasseRafnDk 3 года назад +1534

      I officially wish you become a billionaire just for shits and giggles

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 3 года назад +671

      You have to keep all of the existing product line though

    • @TheLodeGhost
      @TheLodeGhost 3 года назад +432

      Bro, not if I become a millionaire, buy it out, and make it a genuine audiophile brand first.

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 3 года назад +35

      Will you?

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 3 года назад +73

      No make it worse

  • @aisumountainu
    @aisumountainu 3 года назад +312

    Some of my favorite moments:
    1. Bepis-Pod
    2. Gatorade-Pod
    3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL
    4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo
    5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)

    • @mrimdumb4537
      @mrimdumb4537 3 года назад +3

      DIABLO, CONGRATS!

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 3 года назад +2

      Oh look it's a stray temmie

    • @laugrimdude
      @laugrimdude 3 года назад +1

      Bepis

    • @AveragePTRD
      @AveragePTRD 3 года назад

      Right as he said DIABLO'S FIRST KILL Garry's mod finished reinstalling for me lol

    • @Failomate5000
      @Failomate5000 3 года назад

      What about the many misadventures of PKCELL?

  • @SkippyThorson
    @SkippyThorson 3 года назад +372

    His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on RUclips. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.

    • @PlasmaIndigo
      @PlasmaIndigo 2 года назад +3

      he literally sounds like joker xD

    • @fozian9591
      @fozian9591 2 года назад

      No. Waluigi.

    • @PacificSouthwestAir
      @PacificSouthwestAir 2 года назад

      No. A minion.

    • @wellbi
      @wellbi 2 года назад +1

      Connery/Moore era James Bond villain makes his opponent's head explode with the ultra-secret special sonic weapon while stroking his pet snake.

    • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake Год назад

      He’s making a plan on how to make frank rule the world

  • @ffsscorpion6940
    @ffsscorpion6940 3 года назад +2865

    man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing

    • @urbingo4471
      @urbingo4471 3 года назад +11

      I know it is amazing

    • @zenad5996
      @zenad5996 3 года назад +17

      Fwahahahaha

    • @themantisshrimp7952
      @themantisshrimp7952 3 года назад +35

      “No, mr. pods. I expect you to fry! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”

    • @formula2758
      @formula2758 3 года назад +3

      I love this guy. Quote on quote, iPod mad scientist.

    • @amirbloomenfeld6066
      @amirbloomenfeld6066 3 года назад +8

      You damn well know there was no real life in those headphones to begin with.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 года назад +4894

    These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait

    • @badcontent2567
      @badcontent2567 3 года назад +30

      say it with me now
      verified

    • @_.Rebel.exe._
      @_.Rebel.exe._ 3 года назад +9

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 3 года назад +15

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @curb9644
      @curb9644 3 года назад +5

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @TomokoJinx
      @TomokoJinx 3 года назад +4

      Hello verified person

  • @lovedella6483
    @lovedella6483 3 года назад +349

    I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 3 года назад +3

      Rip

    • @deezgod45
      @deezgod45 3 года назад +2

      do you still have that straw?

    • @lovedella6483
      @lovedella6483 3 года назад +15

      @@deezgod45 I don't think so, but it sucked and i never used it LOL

    • @JonnyMorgan18
      @JonnyMorgan18 3 года назад +8

      Why did I read that in the mic test voice? Is this permanent?!

    • @lovedella6483
      @lovedella6483 3 года назад +1

      @@JonnyMorgan18 LOLOL

  • @puertoricanboy100
    @puertoricanboy100 3 года назад +91

    These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

      ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.

  • @MaJinViDz
    @MaJinViDz 3 года назад +278

    I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head

    • @foxxwars1593
      @foxxwars1593 3 года назад +3

      "Watchin Shrek on a CREEEEE" lmfaooo

    • @Photo0021
      @Photo0021 3 года назад +1

      Craig

    • @MaJinViDz
      @MaJinViDz 3 года назад

      @@Photo0021 Craaaaaaaaayyyyyyyg

    • @pousha6476
      @pousha6476 3 года назад +2

      I was watching a few episodes of parks and rec and I couldn't stop thinking about dankpods everytime the character named Craig would be on-screen

  • @Felix-nj8xx
    @Felix-nj8xx 3 года назад +718

    I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets

    • @jesuschrist4185
      @jesuschrist4185 3 года назад

      Nig2ap

    • @momenmo558
      @momenmo558 3 года назад

      I thought they made noodles😂

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 года назад

      They don’t make them! They literally pick the worst shit and stick their name on it

    • @Felix-nj8xx
      @Felix-nj8xx 3 года назад

      @@Alexander_l322 woosh

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +2

      @@Alexander_l322 not surprised you have that as your profile picture.

  • @hellothereme5719
    @hellothereme5719 3 года назад +598

    Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY
    the diablo: kills one
    Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!

    • @sweetmusic7352
      @sweetmusic7352 3 года назад +1

      yes

    • @poopa2319
      @poopa2319 3 года назад +2

      damn u have ears bro I'm jealous

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +6

      Woo, a totally creative and funny comment. It’s almost like it was in the video.

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 года назад

      @@bappo218 xdd

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 года назад +2

      @@insert_username_here 10:56

  • @_Noirscape
    @_Noirscape 2 года назад +64

    There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +21

      and in true fashion it's military quality mean made by whoever was able to fulfill the requirements for the lowest price.

    • @Bombers57
      @Bombers57 4 месяца назад

      Even our only super heavy tank in WW2 the t28 had the same engine as the M4 Sherman

  • @arigvi101
    @arigvi101 3 года назад +502

    I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.

  • @kcsniperboy7148
    @kcsniperboy7148 3 года назад +1173

    This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.

    • @slop313
      @slop313 3 года назад +47

      but i like the content lmao

    • @sedij2358
      @sedij2358 3 года назад +28

      @@slop313 exactly. The subject matter is boring as a concept but the man is so fucking likable that it's fun to watch

    • @omgiTzkitteh
      @omgiTzkitteh 3 года назад +48

      @@sedij2358 no he meanes he likes the subject matter too

    • @cheetahgaming815
      @cheetahgaming815 3 года назад +13

      Yknow, some of my teachers could learn something from this

    • @sjk7467
      @sjk7467 3 года назад +9

      Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this

  • @bluferret2480
    @bluferret2480 3 года назад +2367

    Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."

    • @bruhman4085
      @bruhman4085 3 года назад +77

      god thats amazing

    • @AetherOnYT
      @AetherOnYT 3 года назад +36

      Yes that's dedication

    • @VikingArelius
      @VikingArelius 3 года назад +48

      That's adorable.

    • @seankkg
      @seankkg 3 года назад +7

      Me too, I hate it.

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +48

      Not puck cell, PKCELL.

  • @EdwardNygma888
    @EdwardNygma888 3 года назад +79

    LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones!
    It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 года назад +578

    Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah

    • @nanoeumesmo
      @nanoeumesmo 3 года назад +9

      I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 3 года назад +6

      I have a blue phillips mp3, unironically is the best thing ever, is like 2 or 3 years old and still rocks

    • @LordHonkInc
      @LordHonkInc 3 года назад +2

      That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.

    • @thePLUHHH
      @thePLUHHH 3 года назад

      Same! I had a pink one

    • @UserError-gp8sl
      @UserError-gp8sl 3 года назад

      Same. I'm pretty sure I still have mine in the same box next to my cd player.

  • @ice-2167
    @ice-2167 3 года назад +588

    "Big Companies make the Worst Junk."
    Thank god Apple is a small, humble company

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 3 года назад +83

      *makes a $999 stand

    • @poopa2319
      @poopa2319 3 года назад +43

      @@Sketchy_Dood makes a $300 book

    • @woofywooflez384
      @woofywooflez384 3 года назад +46

      They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes
      It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back

    • @ChiralSpirals
      @ChiralSpirals 3 года назад +7

      Your the type of person who kills other conversations upon entering them ...arn't you

    • @qt31415
      @qt31415 3 года назад +5

      funny if apple giveaways are bootleg ipods

  • @sirel33
    @sirel33 3 года назад +190

    1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.

  • @davidgalstyan1569
    @davidgalstyan1569 3 года назад +16

    5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.

  • @MayaMint
    @MayaMint 3 года назад +84

    About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 3 года назад +135

    Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.

    • @emibondo
      @emibondo 3 года назад +1

      nice pfp bro

  • @alfawarrior3
    @alfawarrior3 3 года назад +125

    "aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it

    • @amnottabs
      @amnottabs 3 года назад +14

      I usually say "arming the nugget" when I'm about to plug something that's has a chance to blow up

    • @chaingigan7545
      @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +21

      He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*

    • @tfr
      @tfr 3 года назад +2

      @@chaingigan7545 LOL

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 3 года назад +2

      @@chaingigan7545 That is hilarious!

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 2 года назад +30

    3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...

    • @seacatgirls
      @seacatgirls 2 года назад

      uninformed dingus over here, what happened

    • @Bombers57
      @Bombers57 4 месяца назад +2

      Walcom didn't expect to see you here

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +961

    I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.

  • @osaelokailodibia1307
    @osaelokailodibia1307 3 года назад +240

    R.I.P Chord Mojo
    2019 - 2021

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 3 года назад +22

      It's like a fnaf character...
      "I always come back"

    • @karigori6415
      @karigori6415 3 года назад

      @@awesomewolf7197 good one

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 года назад +5

      At least he has an excuse to get the Chord Hugo now. Hugo would make good friends with Craig.

    • @karigori6415
      @karigori6415 3 года назад

      @@EpicB you madlad.

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT 3 года назад +617

    "MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.

  • @chillbizz74
    @chillbizz74 Год назад +12

    2:08 The Energizer attack was personal

  • @BigNerdSam
    @BigNerdSam 3 года назад +197

    Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.

  • @40percentyt
    @40percentyt 3 года назад +435

    "Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*"
    >Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded

  • @roshitheyoshi7962
    @roshitheyoshi7962 3 года назад +1984

    The video in a nutshell:
    Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell

    • @redsus3866
      @redsus3866 3 года назад +71

      Oh no my puckcell...

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 года назад +32

      pkcell*

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 года назад +17

      pkcell*

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 года назад +15

      @You're a sneaky little impostor! i have a pkcell on my shelf that just stands there menacingly

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 3 года назад +3

      where do i buy pkcells

  • @walter-tp7vn
    @walter-tp7vn 3 года назад +15

    11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now

  • @flamu9183
    @flamu9183 3 года назад +188

    The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.

    • @harpskid
      @harpskid 3 года назад +7

      he fucked up big because I love cereal.

    • @DeltaChairlines
      @DeltaChairlines 3 года назад +7

      is that why he took my foreskin

    • @smelly4498
      @smelly4498 3 года назад +6

      he also thought food with sugar made women horny so cornflakes were made to be flavorless so women wouldn’t masturbate

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +1

      @@smelly4498 uh what the fuck

    • @smelly4498
      @smelly4498 3 года назад +11

      @@flamu9183even in the 1800s people thought he was a little of his rocker

  • @symetry96
    @symetry96 3 года назад +255

    I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"

    • @patoconzapatos
      @patoconzapatos 3 года назад +5

      😐

    • @IanNewYashaTheFinalAct
      @IanNewYashaTheFinalAct 3 года назад +14

      Cat stomps on your ⚽️🏀 - “Aw my PKcells”
      Measuring your “bat tree” - *AAA!*

    • @space3520
      @space3520 3 года назад +11

      *𝑀 𝑦 𝑃 𝑘 𝐶 𝑒 𝑙 𝑙*

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +5

      _”Aww,_ my *P K C E L L S”*

    • @electrisoma
      @electrisoma 3 года назад

      but what if its not accidental?

  • @elnombre91
    @elnombre91 3 года назад +312

    I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 года назад +9

      I‘d buy it

    • @murhpylake
      @murhpylake Год назад +1

      ​@@ponivi me too

  • @Kaitanji
    @Kaitanji 2 года назад +24

    I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”

  • @thebubshow8099
    @thebubshow8099 3 года назад +357

    This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.

  • @Brendon_Sauvage
    @Brendon_Sauvage 3 года назад +67

    2:16 I guess you could say...
    The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*

    • @TheAutisticOwl
      @TheAutisticOwl 2 года назад +8

      It was the Energiser that attacked the Pkcell

  • @katchupp5067
    @katchupp5067 3 года назад +41

    i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them
    never change, you lovely australian bastard

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 3 года назад +18

    I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"

  • @gerking195
    @gerking195 3 года назад +102

    'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 3 года назад

      Smell

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 года назад

      The smell sure last longer than they can keep their guts inside

  • @Selvanii
    @Selvanii 3 года назад +260

    -Oh my pkcell...
    Sunlight enterring the chat
    pkcell : So you've chosen death.

    • @snacksnake7418
      @snacksnake7418 3 года назад +2

      everytime he goes "oh my pkcell" I cant help to crack up idk why I find it so funny

    • @Selvanii
      @Selvanii 3 года назад

      The other brands are making an army

  • @GrimFelArt
    @GrimFelArt 3 года назад +66

    2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*

  • @lucacg5915
    @lucacg5915 3 года назад +8

    I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!

  • @cinsoet
    @cinsoet 3 года назад +58

    The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 года назад +3

      Lol, I remember buying some Nintendo products from Avon and my mom was a huge fan of the beauty care products. God that takes me back XD

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад +1

      Megamix .... was there Pokemon or Princess Peach lipstick??

  • @penquinmaster
    @penquinmaster 3 года назад +180

    My dad has one of the Kelloggs "ipods". He didn't get his as a prize though. He just got one for his 40th anniversary there.

    • @LG-ii7gl
      @LG-ii7gl 3 года назад +71

      Lmao imagine spending just under half your life working at a company and for all that effort you get a shitty little bootleg ipod that only works like once

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 3 года назад +16

      Man this is, sad. A $5 would've been more useful probably.

    • @magicmango2787
      @magicmango2787 3 года назад +14

      Yikes that’s rough. They couldn’t even afford a shuffle for his 40th year with them? Ewww.

    • @penquinmaster
      @penquinmaster 3 года назад +10

      @@magicmango2787 They could, just won't.

    • @morefurless
      @morefurless 3 года назад +3

      Daaamn, feels bad being there for 40 years and gets a 2 dollar knockoff mp3

  • @LODGEYISBORED
    @LODGEYISBORED 3 года назад +55

    I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...

    • @MrJ0mmy
      @MrJ0mmy 3 года назад +4

      i had the same mp4 player without the kellogg brand since 2012 works great without any problems still have it and still holds a decent charge

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 года назад +3

      I feel ya. Mines used to buy these Visual Land MP4s for the same reason.

    • @bobnope457
      @bobnope457 3 года назад +2

      The first MP3 Player I had was one of those cheap nuggets. It worked well for about 3 years and then died. Fair enough for about 15 bucks at the time.

    • @JonnyMorgan18
      @JonnyMorgan18 3 года назад +2

      For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent -
      1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x
      2. "Expensive things are usually expensive"
      3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"

  • @Virginny
    @Virginny 3 года назад +9

    I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.

  • @liqinglin8936
    @liqinglin8936 3 года назад +397

    "Heeyundae", always cracks me up

    • @JackMcSomeone
      @JackMcSomeone 3 года назад +4

      That's how we pronounce it over here in Aus

    • @newsgoose9629
      @newsgoose9629 3 года назад +13

      @@JackMcSomeone only some people, I know plenty of aussies, me included, who say it the other way

    • @JackMcSomeone
      @JackMcSomeone 3 года назад +2

      @@newsgoose9629 fair enough

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 3 года назад +3

      @@newsgoose9629 Only ever heard he un day and he un die pronunciation here in Aus.

    • @buckokid5930
      @buckokid5930 3 года назад +10

      In Ireland and the UK we say “hi-un-die”, it seems there is no right answer

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 3 года назад +96

    2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing."
    And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.

  • @docter7289
    @docter7289 3 года назад +52

    "It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh

  • @nikirol4051
    @nikirol4051 3 года назад +19

    8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.

    • @2038Ounnak
      @2038Ounnak Год назад

      More like Super Mario P*** 3 player.

  • @gwilled_cheese_882
    @gwilled_cheese_882 3 года назад +141

    I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 3 года назад +8

      I say it as hi-un-day

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 года назад +2

      I always said hie-un-die, it's the way the hyundai commercial pronounced it

    • @stonent
      @stonent 3 года назад +5

      @@peter-8483 In the US, the commercials say Hun-Day.

    • @LowkeyHyped
      @LowkeyHyped 3 года назад +3

      High on dye

    • @yarlodek5842
      @yarlodek5842 3 года назад +4

      Hun day. Its hun day. Its fucking pronounced hun day.

  • @spicytuna62
    @spicytuna62 3 года назад +56

    "SD expansion slot included!"
    That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 года назад +1

      hes craigin

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 года назад +3

      My phone has a microSD slot in it. Though my phone is much more entry level. It even had a headphone jack.

    • @lukasegeling5205
      @lukasegeling5205 3 года назад

      @@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.

  • @cheesythegamer9771
    @cheesythegamer9771 3 года назад +202

    When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.

    • @edoardoperego2814
      @edoardoperego2814 3 года назад +4

      Ah yes, the legendary pro strat, from the Clarkson school of engineering

  • @acgiantdad6474
    @acgiantdad6474 3 года назад +7

    I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo

  • @misternoodle1236
    @misternoodle1236 3 года назад +112

    "The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer."
    "No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."

  • @dianasosa1301
    @dianasosa1301 3 года назад +47

    Pretty sure I had that exact mp3 player in 3rd grade, but purple/blue. My mom gave it to me because it was broken somehow and could only play one audio file. And so I listened to boulevard of broken dreams every day.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

      back in 10th grade basically everyone at my school had one of these. most were the silver ones, but black was also common and, when extra fancy, blue or red.

  • @dbackscott
    @dbackscott 3 года назад +33

    “They all smell the same.”
    Are you sure that’s not your amp you’re smelling?

  • @shadyfazbear
    @shadyfazbear 3 года назад +15

    damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up

  • @hunghua1309
    @hunghua1309 3 года назад +175

    “Kellogg’s”
    *_W H E E Z E_*

  • @mystii4842
    @mystii4842 3 года назад +87

    I'm convinced you're just the Aussie audiophile equivalent of Life of Boris

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 3 года назад +3

      That is a crossover I want to see

    • @eumeytimes
      @eumeytimes 3 года назад +3

      it's a bit of vargskelethor joel mixed with ashens and some other guy I forgot, I don't know about life of boris

    • @ThePuffamanChannel
      @ThePuffamanChannel 3 года назад +1

      I agree ☝️ life of boris. This guy is playing a character tho do remember, just a bit eccentric:)

  • @ethandeira1514
    @ethandeira1514 3 года назад +45

    Hearing him cackle while static plays through the headphones was the best part of my day

  • @foxfrags
    @foxfrags 3 года назад +5

    Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days

  • @Enriath
    @Enriath 3 года назад +115

    Holy shit, you actually found it, the MP3 player of my childhood. Thank Mr Dank, gonna have to try and get one of those PowerUp players for some nostalgia.

    • @captainpuppy900
      @captainpuppy900 3 года назад +5

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 3 года назад +2

      @@captainpuppy900 so true

    • @aftertheelectrike1847
      @aftertheelectrike1847 Год назад

      They're about 10 bucks on eBay!

  • @peepeepoopoo9899
    @peepeepoopoo9899 3 года назад +56

    "Durasmell the smell that lasts" sounds like a motto for when ur dad takes a dump and the entire bathroom smells like a dumpster

  • @dae1925
    @dae1925 3 года назад +40

    The laughs he makes when frying smol headphones is why I come hear

  • @WltherBlitz
    @WltherBlitz 3 года назад +11

    5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working

    • @ucla7296
      @ucla7296 3 года назад

      That's a different cable dumbass

  • @bobacota3390
    @bobacota3390 3 года назад +11

    Oh man this video just gave me a sensible amount of guilty nostalgia, because I use to own that tampon sized nugget when I was 9 years old.

  • @MrFacio85
    @MrFacio85 3 года назад +146

    Perfect timing right after browsing the “Hamster” website

    • @Ratta212
      @Ratta212 3 года назад +2

      ?

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 3 года назад +2

      Xtreme 🐹....
      U are MEN of culture

    • @traitxr
      @traitxr 3 года назад +1

      b... based??

    • @BigGuy223
      @BigGuy223 3 года назад +7

      @@Ratta212 exhamster, a website for people who used to have hamsters.

    • @pray4us955
      @pray4us955 3 года назад

      Anything good?

  • @noeljoseph7983
    @noeljoseph7983 3 года назад +73

    5:35
    HE-UN-DAY LMAOOO
    this man's videos are legendary

    • @tauheedahmed2448
      @tauheedahmed2448 3 года назад +8

      Thats the proper korean pronounciation

    • @manziniyo
      @manziniyo 3 года назад +3

      @@tauheedahmed2448 lol no it's not

    • @225lee99
      @225lee99 3 года назад +4

      @@manziniyo Well, it's a closest I heard from non-korean.

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад

      @@manziniyo you’re an idiot. I just checked Google translate, and it sounds pretty similar.

    • @manziniyo
      @manziniyo 3 года назад +3

      @@insert_username_here i actually speak korean and three syllables hee-un-day isn't right lol. hee-un is arguably close to 'hyun' and 'day' is as good as it's gonna get for a non-speaker but saying it's the proper way isn't true

  • @SKIMER
    @SKIMER 2 года назад +1

    0:49 "Why am I touching this?"
    You shouldn't. This battery got expired in 2008...

  • @akhilpavithran3392
    @akhilpavithran3392 3 года назад +30

    Man that laugh at 2:42 would pass a Joker audition!

  • @nektarioskromm4151
    @nektarioskromm4151 3 года назад +34

    A soul: how do you open packages?
    Another soul: box cutter
    Other soul: scissors
    Dankpods: G R I T T I N G

    • @tzarchasm9918
      @tzarchasm9918 3 года назад +3

      Still with more care and attention than ebay's international shipping

    • @Macintosh200
      @Macintosh200 3 года назад

      @@tzarchasm9918 this

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 года назад +131

    The mojo after it’s first confirmed kill: *Me no work today*

    • @N._99
      @N._99 3 года назад +4

      The mojo already had a kill.

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +1

      @@N._99 that’s what he said.

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 года назад

      its.

    • @N._99
      @N._99 3 года назад

      @@insert_username_here i misread that, also props to the diablo.

    • @内田ガネーシュ
      @内田ガネーシュ 3 года назад

      Live for the music, die to abuse it.

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan 2 года назад +10

    Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t!
    Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!

  • @donaldojauregui7613
    @donaldojauregui7613 3 года назад +241

    “No rechargeable battery, you just gotta put the
    AAAAAAAAAA!”
    *throws off headphones

  • @5speedfatty
    @5speedfatty 3 года назад +48

    that Mp3 player is a clone of a phillips one from back in the day, that was actually a hidden gem of a player.

    • @DJSubwoofers
      @DJSubwoofers 3 года назад

      Which

    • @5speedfatty
      @5speedfatty 3 года назад +1

      @@DJSubwoofers the one that took a battery and had the usb on the end with a little cap. @7:01 the pepsi max one

    • @DJSubwoofers
      @DJSubwoofers 3 года назад +2

      @@5speedfatty ah yes...the mp3 sausage

    • @jftechdrones
      @jftechdrones 3 года назад +2

      @@DJSubwoofers GoGear.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

      @@DJSubwoofers the one everyone had back then. with the little joystick to change song.

  • @Biegspoon
    @Biegspoon 3 года назад +84

    This was a perfect dankpods video. So many nuggets.

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic Год назад

    My mum used to own one of the cookie cutter MP3s with usb. The only thing it had on it was a recording of her nan talking, as she had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and was projected to lose speech in a few years. Fast forward to around a year before she died, she was non verbal, wouldn’t really do anything, and needed constant care. I found the MP3 in a drawer and begun messing around with it, accidentally wiping everything in it. I didn’t know, but one of my core memories is my mum crying over a blank MP3 and you made me remember that.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 года назад +17

    "It's CRAAAAAAAP!"
    Tony the Tiger, on the Kellogg's MP3

  • @natevemuri9024
    @natevemuri9024 3 года назад +202

    It's always a good day when dank posts

  • @callmetony4399
    @callmetony4399 3 года назад +62

    That awkward moment when you feel nostalgic for the absolute worst mp3s but Damn it was my mp3 player.

    • @Virginny
      @Virginny 3 года назад +1

      Same haha. I had one in red and it got me through alot.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 2 года назад +1

      I had a thumbdrive one in white. Loved the hell out of it

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +2

    It's so weird listening to content creators' old content when they had just started, where their voice is lower pitched and quieter
    Coming back to this after watching the 2020 Bootleg Bonanza is quite the whiplash

  • @ardenpips
    @ardenpips 3 года назад +35

    “Hee-unday” I don’t know if that’s another Haitch pc situation or something else...

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +2

      It’s also how Australians pronounce it, which shows that they’re smarter than Americans.

    • @NamiNuitsuki
      @NamiNuitsuki 3 года назад +2

      @Ilzy it's not "hee" though. It's hyun, it's supposed to be said in a quicker way so it's one sound.

    • @NamiNuitsuki
      @NamiNuitsuki 3 года назад +2

      @@insert_username_here Americans usually pronounce the first bit correct. Australians pronounce the second bit correct. I've only ever met Korean speakers who pronounce it entirely correct. It's got nothing to do with smartness lmao you're just looking for a reason to belittle Americans

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +1

      @@NamiNuitsuki “looking for a reason to belittle Americans” nah, I don’t need to look, there’s plenty of reasons. :P

  • @iamcino
    @iamcino 3 года назад +64

    I'm sure the US Army appreciated the mp3 player review. they'll subscribe, ring the bell and drone strike you.

  • @stenanderson1695
    @stenanderson1695 3 года назад +18

    So much quality “oh my pkcell” lines today! Truly a blessing.

  • @mr.bobbilly8981
    @mr.bobbilly8981 2 года назад +3

    I think that Kelloggs one is why their workers are striking

  • @sinfoniasanchez7407
    @sinfoniasanchez7407 3 года назад +117

    0:24 the pkcell joke will never get old 😂

    • @travdump209
      @travdump209 3 года назад

      the saddest pkcell :(

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 3 года назад +1

      @@travdump209 it's called tough love, my dude

  • @TheIsraeliRanter
    @TheIsraeliRanter 3 года назад +14

    My dad actually had that type of mp3 player and it lasted a long time TBH.
    sure brings back memories

  • @PastaSauce7
    @PastaSauce7 3 года назад +20

    you've made me call earbuds dirtybuds constantly and i cant stop

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +2

    I like the look of those Hyundai earbuds, actually. The blue cylindrical design with the white tops make them look like two drink cooler boxes that were shrunken down and turned into nugget audio devices.

  • @anonym_b3058
    @anonym_b3058 3 года назад +20

    10:46 the cheap headphones fight back

  • @jamesmontano5916
    @jamesmontano5916 3 года назад +7

    I got one of these EXACT SAME MP3 PLAYERS from one of my friend's birthday parties. His family was kinda wealthy and gave them to all of us as party favors, I thought it was the coolest thing at the time. Little did I know...

  • @drcks
    @drcks 3 года назад +110

    when he transitioned into the US Army one I bursted laughing.

    • @Telamon8
      @Telamon8 3 года назад +9

      The fact that it's the Reserve, too, somehow makes it more hilarious

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 года назад +1

      tacticool mp3 player

  • @davidGA殿
    @davidGA殿 3 года назад +4

    I swear this guy is too hilarious, he could be reviewing a freaking rock and I would watch it. Literally a fucking legend,keep the good work mate.