The Mystery Nugget Surprise.

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @RedRhino49
    @RedRhino49 3 года назад +5056

    If I had a penny everytime he says "I can't believe no one bought this," I would have enough to buy a nugget lol

  • @septicop
    @septicop 3 года назад +3249

    “Kids are watching, don’t say peni-“
    Funniest cut-off I’ve heard in a while.

    • @imSomebody-m4c
      @imSomebody-m4c 3 года назад +64

      penus

    • @BKINDY
      @BKINDY 3 года назад +26

      I think I missed when he said this, does anyone have a time stamp

    • @cartkart1
      @cartkart1 3 года назад +79

      “Buy a duck if you give a fu-“
      Edit: dang it I messed up the line
      It’s “give a buck” not “buy a duck”

    • @notDreadful
      @notDreadful 3 года назад +6

      I laughed loud, and I mean LOUD

    • @rileyn54
      @rileyn54 3 года назад +22

      @@BKINDY said it at 2:08

  • @Cynoyoshi
    @Cynoyoshi 3 года назад +728

    The “traditional Chinese” song that played- I recognized it almost immediately. It’s called “ambush from all sides”, part of the soundtrack to Kung Fu Hustle, one of my favorite movies. If you’ve never seen it, it’s great.

    • @Zakkious
      @Zakkious 2 года назад +33

      No fucking way. So that's why it sounded so familiar!

    • @sup9441
      @sup9441 2 года назад +39

      @@Zakkious it's one of the most overplayed songs in Chinese guzheng music.

    • @seniorchonkza997
      @seniorchonkza997 2 года назад +15

      @@sup9441 oh so like walking in Memphis

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit 2 года назад +4

      Such a fun movie.

    • @courierz9451
      @courierz9451 Год назад +1

      AHHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT! HELL YES

  • @Zach-rv3ix
    @Zach-rv3ix 3 года назад +3671

    Calling the US Army “the biggest business in the world” had me full send.

    • @lane13
      @lane13 3 года назад +120

      but was he wrong!!!

    • @32andu
      @32andu 3 года назад +127

      But Mr. Dank Pods isn't by any means wrong calling the US Military a "business”
      Edit: I can’t spell “business” to save my life

    • @NatesRandomVideo
      @NatesRandomVideo 3 года назад +50

      Biggest business sector maybe. US Army by itself in that business is just a medium sized contractor.

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/XfR9iY5y94s/видео.html

    • @lifeisgood12341
      @lifeisgood12341 3 года назад +15

      Definitely the biggest logistics company

  • @charautreal
    @charautreal 3 года назад +992

    "Kids are watching so don't say peni-"
    -Dankpods 2021

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 3 года назад +19

      Stuff like that is why I give this man 5 dollars

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад +22

      @@caspay21 Penne 😏

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 3 года назад +9

      Classic quote

    • @TheRubyGamesOG
      @TheRubyGamesOG 3 года назад +16

      Peninsula! He was going to say peninsula

    • @charautreal
      @charautreal 3 года назад +8

      @@well_as_an_expert_id_say Remove one n and it's the Spanish version-

  • @legendlalo
    @legendlalo 3 года назад +486

    You know you’ve been watching DankPods too long when you start to actually understand his stories despite the heavy Aussie accent and the crappy mic

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 года назад +55

      SO LIKE THIS ONE I'M DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, HEY, JUST LIKE SUPER WINDY CUZ I DIDN'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD AND ALSO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE CAR. UNCONTROLLABLE MATE, I WAS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME. AND IT, LIKE, KINDA DAWNED ON ME I'M ACTUALLY IN A SHOPPING TROLLEY GOING RIGHT DOWN A STEEP HILL MATE AND THERE'S A GUTTER AT THE END AND A RAVINE. AND, LIKE, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW MATE SO, IF YOU COULD CALL AN AMBULANCE, LIKE, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

    • @aliberk3112
      @aliberk3112 Год назад +3

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio beautiful

    • @minibeast283
      @minibeast283 Год назад

      work of art@@OtakuUnitedStudio

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 4 дня назад

      "ey so ye like this one toim hey"

  • @bobthebrick1988
    @bobthebrick1988 3 года назад +2305

    "they spelled AC/DC wrong they forgot the lightning bolt"
    This is why I love this channel

  • @5PctJuice
    @5PctJuice 3 года назад +2634

    Every time the pkcell falls I go "aww, your pkcell."
    I'm way too invested in the safety of your batteries.

    • @namesurname4666
      @namesurname4666 3 года назад +37

      Chinese batteries of brands you never heard are a treasure, we should collect them

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 3 года назад +6

      @@namesurname4666 you mean brands of batteries?

    • @namesurname4666
      @namesurname4666 3 года назад +36

      @@vincentdreemurr yes, google says pkcell is the best battery supplier in china 🤣

    • @maotio
      @maotio 3 года назад

      Pkcell*** lol

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff 3 года назад +20

      It pains me to see pkcells suffer

  • @wofi784
    @wofi784 3 года назад +252

    "Song 01" the long lost prequel to Blur's "Song 2"

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 года назад +10

      woo hoo

    • @scg1363
      @scg1363 3 года назад +4

      @@EpicB who hoo

    • @reaperreaper5098
      @reaperreaper5098 3 года назад +5

      Actually, it's the inbetweenquel between Blur's "Song 2" and Stone Sour's "Song #3" Just because the number is smaller, does't mean it's a prequel.

    • @yowieyahoo
      @yowieyahoo 3 года назад +3

      woo hoo

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash Год назад +3

      I GOT MY HEAD CHECKED

  • @itslvc5588
    @itslvc5588 3 года назад +1845

    Top 3 DankPods quotes:
    1- "Oh my pkcell"
    2- "Can you believe no one bought this"
    2- "A brand new nugg🎶"

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar 3 года назад +171

      “Na-no”

    • @Iokser
      @Iokser 3 года назад +39

      we really do need these on t-shirts

    • @NyxTheNerd
      @NyxTheNerd 3 года назад +79

      "Someone's been in here!"

    • @simondoes
      @simondoes 3 года назад +38

      AAA

    • @sinpi314
      @sinpi314 3 года назад +60

      "That's a quality Eggbag"

  • @DaemonWorx
    @DaemonWorx 3 года назад +118

    2:03
    “Eenie, meenie, moinie, Dingus.
    Grab yer best mate by the weenus.
    Kids are watching; Don’t say peni-
    Eenie, meenie, minie… … dingus”

  • @justjack5914
    @justjack5914 3 года назад +1670

    ‘They spelled AC/DC wrong mate that’s supposed to be a lightning bolt’ genuinely made me laugh very hard

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 года назад +34

      Ol mate Acadaca

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад +8

      It's a simpson's reference, and if it isnt it's a coincidence.

    • @MX3rules
      @MX3rules 3 года назад +11

      @@Ferrari255GTO of course it’s not a Simpsons reference. Has he ever even mentioned Simpsons or made an obscure reference to a particular joke in the series in his videos, no.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 3 года назад +19

      @@MX3rules 1: there is a first time for everything
      2: you say "obscure reference" like if the simpsons wasn't a well known show.

    • @MX3rules
      @MX3rules 3 года назад +7

      @@Ferrari255GTO yeah but it's not like he's a big fan of the series and would remember a passing joke now, would he? If he was such a big fan of the series he would have included it more in his videos.

  • @blackheart1842
    @blackheart1842 3 года назад +871

    Not hearing the recordings hurts me in ways i didn’t know was possible.

    • @boywonder915
      @boywonder915 3 года назад +8

      lets convince him to do them on a different nugget

    • @teenarcher6317
      @teenarcher6317 3 года назад +33

      The Lost Nugget Recordings circa 2021

  • @xuanbachpham9752
    @xuanbachpham9752 3 года назад +37

    6:20 That ''Oh my PKCELL'' is very emotional.

  • @timowagner1329
    @timowagner1329 3 года назад +1398

    The USB-Cable colour is called "cigarette wall"

  • @matthewdabadie3157
    @matthewdabadie3157 3 года назад +812

    The perverse joy he gets from destroying cheap headphones makes my day

    • @expired_esoup
      @expired_esoup 2 года назад +13

      he sounds like a child who just got his favorite birthday present

    • @adamneustel3938
      @adamneustel3938 2 года назад +5

      It’s my favorite part of all his videos

  • @BasedBenny
    @BasedBenny Год назад +100

    9:06 Dankpods predicts chatgpt

  • @brennanperry8001
    @brennanperry8001 3 года назад +414

    Him cackling like a mad scientist when the dirtybuds finally popped fills me with so much joy.

  • @juandiegoargandona4160
    @juandiegoargandona4160 3 года назад +640

    I hate that they missed the opportunity to call it "MP3N"

  • @mattross4892
    @mattross4892 3 года назад +271

    I love that WALLE reference “Manuel.... MANUEL”

  • @Daniel_Nye
    @Daniel_Nye 3 года назад +2015

    0:42 Actually, this is an MP¾ player, not even a full MP1 player

    • @xenay911
      @xenay911 3 года назад +24

      I‘m dead XDDD

    • @PRZEMEKDCXVI
      @PRZEMEKDCXVI 3 года назад +83

      I thought it was MP 34 Player.
      Playing only Parabellum or Mauser kind of shit.

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 3 года назад +21

      Yeah and the last time i saw technology and 3/4 it it involved a lot of people running into walls and smashing their heads

    • @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208
      @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 3 года назад +5

      How and where did you find the 3/4 fraction character???? A specialty keyboard??? That must've taken a WHILE to locate in the Microsoft Windows character map. =oP

    • @clarise-lyrasmith3
      @clarise-lyrasmith3 3 года назад +20

      @@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 Fraction symbols are preset onto phones if you long-press the numbers. On computers, you'll have to either copy and paste them from an existing page, or using something called alt codes, which are available if you have a number pad on the right of the keyboard. Getting the ¾ symbol is as easy as holding alt, typing 1, 9, and then 0 on the number pad while holding alt, and then letting go of alt. hope this helps!

  • @simplybloxxed
    @simplybloxxed 3 года назад +343

    God it almost feels weird seeing the iPad looking pristine

    • @Roshan_420
      @Roshan_420 3 года назад +4

      Looks fresh

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM 3 года назад

      Yes, I was slightly irritated for a second.

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff 3 года назад +6

      @Ron 133 Introducing, the new driPad!

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 3 года назад +152

    The actual betrayal of the last nugget being the copy nugget was gut wrenching

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 года назад +55

    I love your voice recordings. As an Aussie myself it's hilarious to hear the stereotypical accent done by a fellow Aussie.

    • @HuntsmanBow
      @HuntsmanBow Год назад +1

      sounds like what a wannabe would say

  • @SJ_621
    @SJ_621 3 года назад +291

    I need a podcast full of the nugget mic stories

    • @ballsacksniffer420
      @ballsacksniffer420 3 года назад +23

      Same. The nugget mic stories become ×1000000000000000 funnier when the mic quality is bad

    • @isabelapiva5096
      @isabelapiva5096 3 года назад +8

      YES! Or a whole song recorded solely on nuggets

    • @thomasgregory8397
      @thomasgregory8397 3 года назад +2

      recorded only on bad nuggets

  • @BTBHSOHBOY
    @BTBHSOHBOY 3 года назад +271

    The fact that we didn't get to see more of the MP3 Pen breaks my heart. What a ridiculous concept. I want 12

    • @dxtremecaliber
      @dxtremecaliber 3 года назад +4

      same man

    • @nickolasstephens6211
      @nickolasstephens6211 2 года назад +3

      No but you clip the pen in your breast pocket...maybe in a pocket protector even... plug in your dirty buds and play some tunes. Don't try to play tunes and write at the same time, unless you got really dark glasses.

    • @danielt2k8
      @danielt2k8 2 года назад +2

      new episode

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 2 года назад +2

      Your wish got granted

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 2 года назад +2

    I had a 128MB version of one of those non-branded pill-shaped nuggets. I played the soundtrack to various sonic games on it.

  • @ellisvgamer8168
    @ellisvgamer8168 3 года назад +5440

    THE BOY HAS GOT A NEW IPAD CASE EVERYONE REJOICE

  • @holidaymail
    @holidaymail 3 года назад +842

    Hands up who said “oh my pukcell”:before ol’ Danky did lol

  • @cpucat
    @cpucat 3 месяца назад +8

    9:06 i didnt know that there were AI batteries, you should try having a chat with it

  • @throin1
    @throin1 3 года назад +375

    He should sell a "I can't believe no one bought this!" T-shirt

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 3 года назад +9

      I can't believe no one will buy this shirt

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. 3 года назад +4

      Now watch, as its the only shirt anyone will ever buy and need.

    • @marktubeie07
      @marktubeie07 3 года назад +9

      Yes Wade, MERCH mate, I will buy! With _Ah my PKCELL_ on the back.

    • @cartkart1
      @cartkart1 3 года назад +4

      And there has to be 0 in stock at all times

    • @fridtjofriibe5961
      @fridtjofriibe5961 3 года назад +1

      “I can’t believe someone bought this” might work better

  • @kicals
    @kicals 3 года назад +548

    The day dankpods makes "I can't believe no one bought this" merch, is the day I can die happily

    • @brianh4955
      @brianh4955 3 года назад +15

      Can you believe no one bought this?

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 3 года назад +11

      It just says it on a crap mp3 player

    • @minuisprobably8120
      @minuisprobably8120 3 года назад +13

      If they renamed the MP3 Pen to PenP3 theyd sell a lot more

    • @ACTayTay
      @ACTayTay 3 года назад +4

      That and a 1 Grit plushie

    • @ravinderpalsingh5040
      @ravinderpalsingh5040 2 года назад +3

      @@ACTayTay your dream has came true, there is now a 1 grit plush and A Smelly Frank plush (3 week campaign ended)

  • @lieu7enan755
    @lieu7enan755 15 дней назад +1

    03:00 im probably just biased for mice because i breed them... but "small as a phone book for mice" is one of the cutest phrased i have ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @TheBeefTeam
    @TheBeefTeam 3 года назад +603

    An “oRiGiOnAl” design! *Can you believe no one bought this?*

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 года назад +4

      @UCKIfu6xFjGtALLQ7G5goBHw dont even try
      Edit : Oh my god their account got deleted

    • @wumbumbaroo404
      @wumbumbaroo404 3 года назад +2

      @@eemeli7093 the just deleted the comment and re posted it

    • @wumbumbaroo404
      @wumbumbaroo404 3 года назад +1

      @for you stop

    • @TheBeefTeam
      @TheBeefTeam 3 года назад +1

      @@wumbumbaroo404 someone let the bots out 😅

    • @dumplinggrafitti
      @dumplinggrafitti 3 года назад +3

      @@eemeli7093 wait what was the comment abt

  • @jbnelson
    @jbnelson 3 года назад +332

    Me: darn it sucks that we only get to hear one of the three MP3’s mics
    *hears one of the three MP3’s mics*
    Me: …one was enough.

  • @coreforce9872
    @coreforce9872 3 года назад +19

    1:15
    Seeing the text blink everywhere was just so funny somehow.

  • @duscarasheddinn8033
    @duscarasheddinn8033 3 года назад +550

    The Diablo has now destroyed both of the earbuds in a set.
    It now has a better kill score than the Mojo it ended up replacing.

    • @DamienAcross
      @DamienAcross 3 года назад +17

      Didn't the Mojo kill two earbuds in a set the first time it actually killed off dirtybuds?

    • @duscarasheddinn8033
      @duscarasheddinn8033 3 года назад +57

      @@DamienAcross Yes it did. But the Diablo killed a single bud in the "Biggest Companies Make the Worst Junk." video.
      Adding that to these puts the Diablo at three with the Mojo at two.

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 3 года назад +4

      What is that thing anyway? Amplifier?

    • @PavloProtasenya1212
      @PavloProtasenya1212 3 года назад +12

      @@MonstertruckBadass I believe it’s a DAC and Amplifier. DAC means that it also cleans up ya tunes~

    • @PavloProtasenya1212
      @PavloProtasenya1212 3 года назад +3

      @Justin Rhee Yeah, that’s what they also offer. My FiiO q3 offers to up the bass with a single toggle, or add gain. Also has a switch between slow and sharp rollouts. I believe MoJo and Diablo have much more to tune your tunes.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +1299

    Honestly, I need everyone to know that I am writing and listening to music at the same time, like a spy...

  • @sabotaj2153
    @sabotaj2153 3 года назад +28

    He’s like a child on Christmas morning when the buds pop

  • @LPOband
    @LPOband 3 года назад +496

    I believe the color on that usb cable was “liminal space” white.

    • @AllonKirtchik
      @AllonKirtchik 3 года назад +34

      Backrooms Yellow

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 3 года назад +16

      b e i g e

    • @LPOband
      @LPOband 3 года назад +5

      @@Peztllence c̵̢̨̧̧̛̙̝͇͕̻̤̘͕̫̰̻̱̪͕͉̳̳̣̖̤̹͚̜͖͓̥̜͙̻̩͍̭͎̪͖̥͇̙̪͚̻̘̬͉͉̲̘̝͍̾̆̽̃̋̒̓̋̒͛͆̃͐̐̾̽́̅́̄̉̒͌̿͑̇̆̾̀̓̋̇̏͗͊̑̎̾̓̓̐͆̓̀̈͂̃̀̎͆̓̓̅̆̽̃̒̈́̒̈͂͆̿̋͑͐̆̈́̀̈́̀̿͌̕̚̕̚͘̚͘̕͜͝͝͝ͅ ̷̨̨̨̡̡̢̡̧̖̠͙̘̼̼͓̤̦͚̲̠̣̦̩̮̮͕̤͎̩͚̹̟̣̯̗̣͙͖͎̞̘͔̟̖̩̲̪͓͍̗̖̫̹̬̘̼̫̩̜͚̮̖̘̞͕̺̮̘̤̼̻̥̳̼̜̻̪̘̬̯̻͖̳̦̙̫̲̗͇̖̝͎̀͜͜͜͜ͅͅą̵̰̩̩͚̹̲̹̳̩̠̼̯̩̖̼͚͖̪̰̖̰̳̼̭̟̜̅̓̽̉͑̏͑̈́̑͒̐̐̏̏̐̍̈̂̈̂͑̾̌̈́͌̓͐͒͐̋̓̒̑͗̄͆̓̌̉̀̂́̈̌̅̈̆̄̑͂̿͋̿͊̂̃͋̇͌̕͘̕͘̚͜͠ ̸̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̜̘̠̩̝̯̙͙̞͕̝̯̪̰̺͍̓̓͒̋̆̂͂̄̀̈͂́̈́͋̏͂̾͒̂͂͒̔̊͂̌̂͒̈́͂͒̈́̉̎̃͐͑̊̌́̎̀͛̏̇̍͑̓͐̀́͗͌̎̋̉̅̀̌͑̐̑̏̉͗͆͒͌͂̅͋̋͊̈́̔̑̈͊̄͆̽̍̾̈́̇̾̌̋̒͑́͂̇̓́̽͗̈́̀̚͘̚̕̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠b̶̨̢̨̧̨̡̧̡̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̮̯̘̹͍̺̟̭̲̪̝̺̘͚̯̙̣̭̱̣̯͚̖̼̪͔͕̘̺̦̠͓̦̦͎̜͈̞̞̠̪̗̝̣͈̫̤̯͉͍̯̰͈̯͓̟̹͈͍̰̥̖͎̬̠̭͉̬̣̖͔͈͉̠͈̹͇̪̻̹̙̘̬̝̠̦̦͉̞̜͇͚̦͔͕͙͕̪͓̺̪̽͊̏̒̔͂̈́̑̈́̇̾̈́̒̏̀̆̀̈́͒̾̾͑̀͋́̄̈́̐̽̂̊͑͊̈́̀͌̅́̏̐͊͌͋̈̉̊̓̑̄̓̽̀̏͌̊͗̇̇͆͛͐̈́̋̇͌̑̔̐͛̿̊́̿̇̀̑́̑̂̌̆̽̅̇̾̀̒̄̑̊̑͒̐͐͂̈͆̈́̋̌̈͑̓͂͗͂͋͐̌̒̈́̓̓̀̒̕̕̕͘̚͘̚̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̴̢̨̺̤͓̙̘̤̼̹̙͕̳̩̤͍͓̳̦̦̜̹̮̯͕͙̬̰̰͚̩̩̰̻͙͍̙͈̱̗͙͚̙̟̜̒͗̅̆̉̉͐̌͌̈́͂̏͂̀̑͆̕̚̕͜͝͠ļ̴̢̢̨̨̡̡̢̛̛̛̹̗̺̝̬͔̞̬̘̮̙͎͙̭̙̝̪̭̘͙̬̜̻̻̭͔̮̳̩͕̭͓̻̜͈͕̦̣̼͎̜͖̜͈̖̦̞̳̬̩̬̜͍̮̯̯̜̤̳͎͍̫̮̼̹͎͉̝͈̯̮͙̙̜̲̫̻̬̩̙̻͚̱̩̱͔̙̟̟͇̘̼͓̱̗̮͈̜͈͉̗̲̯̞̲̘̺̘̺͕̤͖̤̳̟̱͒̌̅̏̓̉͋̇͆̽̇̓̂͋̎̓͗̅̅͊̄͒̈͋́́͑̈́̎̈́̈͋͌̀̃̽̽͛̔͐̓͌̾͗͊͐̈̐̈́̔͆̉͒̃̍̿̊̅̚͘͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅ ̵̨̨̨̨̛̛̥͕̱̜̜͍̫̹̖͉̤͍̺͙̼̼̖̥̳̟͖̞͔͉̪̮̮̤͍̩̗̻̙̗̟̖̱̬̦̦̪̘͚̺͕̣̩̫̹̠̹̞͓͉͑̅̈́́͊͒͊̅̀̒̿̐̊͒̍͂͒̊̄̈́̌̌͗̒͗̅̽̀̂͗͗̎̈́̒̐͒̓̽̕͘̕̚͜͝ͅͅe̷̡̡̢̢̨̨̢̛̛̛̥̮̬̥̜̪̝̱̠͔̤̠͖̞̝͚̖̹̱̦̻̟͙͉̱̫̪̞̱̩̞̫̮͇͍̳̜̻͙̬͉̪͓̰͈̘̮̞̜̟̖̱̪̗̖̳̳͍̟̜̟͍͖̯̤̱̲̫̐̔͋̋̈̀̽̔̎̇̆͊͐̏̒̈́̍͂͐͛̉̀̀̎͐̏̄̃̄̈́̀̓̓̄̉͊̔̈̒͌̎̅̊̓̓̀́̋͊̆͐̒̌́̎̀̏̋̓́̋͛͂̓̒̓̊̃͋̅̽͆͋͑̒̎̄̊̃̀̅̎͒̈͐͒͊̋̌̈͛͆̈́̃̽̐͑͊͂̎̍͋͋͌̽̿̾̏̕͘͘̚̚̚͘͘͘̕̚̕̕͘͠͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̢̡̢̡̛̛̥̰̩͈͕̝̳͓̠̩͍̱̭̙̜͕̞̳̩̜̝̩͕̬̦͇̺̾͌̽̄͐͌͗͛̀͌̆̿͌̓͆̍̀̀̀̾͒͊̉͋͋̾̾̈͛̀̈́̓̎̈́͂͆́̄̎̔̃͊̐͒͑̓́̀̈́̒̉͛͂͂͂̏̽̀̀͐̕͘͘̕̚̕̚̚͘̕͝͝͝

    • @vincentyzer1627
      @vincentyzer1627 3 года назад +6

      Ash tray white.

    • @JamesR624
      @JamesR624 3 года назад +1

      It's obviously ecru.
      Ya know, for when you have a difficult spill.

  • @caeridlock3930
    @caeridlock3930 3 года назад +347

    "Menu easy and comfortable interface."
    "Battery long time playing."
    And they say that poetry is dead.

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 года назад +7

      They're speaking the language of the Gods.

    • @kodakasaur9518
      @kodakasaur9518 Год назад +1

      Gives me “Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.” vibes.

    • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
      @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy Год назад +3

      That gives me "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" vibes

  • @sergio_-.
    @sergio_-. 2 года назад +11

    4:59 I remember participating in a concert, and the font was very similar and so were the colours… was I participating in a nugget concert?

  • @BNSF1238
    @BNSF1238 3 года назад +360

    The one recording we got was honestly the best thing I've experienced in my life. I love this channel to death.

  • @jiggly9771
    @jiggly9771 3 года назад +144

    Its the episode no one asked for, but everyone wanted

  • @sadaholic
    @sadaholic 3 года назад +15

    5:38 i love the genuine excitement at this discovery

  • @baelGIGAN
    @baelGIGAN 3 года назад +140

    one day he's gonna arm a nugget that causes an electrical fire

  • @emmasmith8367
    @emmasmith8367 3 года назад +119

    Okay but we officially reached joker laugh level with that first bud burning 😂

  • @andrewstewart1464
    @andrewstewart1464 2 года назад +12

    The sheer effort and rage he put into shaking the gatorade player look-alike out of it's bag made me laugh so hard I got crushing chest pains.

    • @SethPlaysBass
      @SethPlaysBass Год назад +1

      I already have a cold and it almost killled me😂😂

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 года назад +176

    “It’s the episode none of you have asking for”
    Mr. Dank, none of us have any idea what you’re going to do next, how are we going to ask for *any* episode?

    • @purgatory671
      @purgatory671 3 года назад +9

      More Cashies specials.

    • @rebeccamarrone4736
      @rebeccamarrone4736 3 года назад +8

      The magic is that we may not know what to ask for, but it’s always great!

    • @thengspjo4716
      @thengspjo4716 3 года назад

      Reacting to mp34 lmao

  • @jakeferini2736
    @jakeferini2736 3 года назад +338

    Just realized Soulcker is supposed to be pronounced “soul seeker.”

  • @yukikofujiwara2144
    @yukikofujiwara2144 Год назад +3

    The traditional Chinese music was a pipa piece called "Ambush," if anyone was curious.

  • @whollymindless
    @whollymindless 3 года назад +68

    Diablo needs an "Earphones Killed" counter/sticker.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +2

      I am wondering what happened to the Mojo though

    • @possibly8180
      @possibly8180 3 года назад

      Sure does need tally marks

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +4

      @Dizzy Gear He did mention that the Mojo had acted up when he switched over to using the Diablo. Plus it's supposed to be more powerful then the mojo anyways. Sure seems to pop head ponies more often.
      So might be bit of column A, bit of column B

  • @Siddiqq_
    @Siddiqq_ 3 года назад +122

    "Kids are watching don't say peni-"
    *man that got me good.*

  • @tjwatson2249
    @tjwatson2249 3 месяца назад +3

    The GPT battery in 2024 is funny. I imagine that’s what powers our coming demise

  • @hunhun14
    @hunhun14 3 года назад +118

    MP3 pen, I haven’t wanted a nugget until today

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 3 года назад

      When I was in school the teachers would do basically anything they could to take stuff away from us. My guess is that they wanted to have the kid forget about it so they get some free shit.

    • @HelloMxMath
      @HelloMxMath 3 года назад

      Took a look and you can buy that exact one for around 20 freedom eagles. But it is only 256 MB (it looks like it comes in a 128 MB and 512 MB as well). For around 40 eagles, you can get one that has 16 GB.

  • @ayazhsynv
    @ayazhsynv 3 года назад +149

    2:00 AM. Ideal time to watch Dank Pods.

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 года назад +1

      ????? Where do u live?

    • @that1chad703
      @that1chad703 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @fam4885
      @fam4885 3 года назад +3

      1 am for me
      ideal for me too

    • @wumbumbaroo404
      @wumbumbaroo404 3 года назад +2

      @for you why do you keep spamming this link?

    • @kitkat_moushi
      @kitkat_moushi 3 года назад +3

      Where I am it’s currently 11:15 pm

  • @VanillaTheFoxx
    @VanillaTheFoxx 3 года назад +31

    DankPods before: Those earphones are sooooo awful
    DankPods now: laughing like a maniac- GONE! HAHAHAHA

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 2 года назад

      The headphone killer

  • @Dannytournier
    @Dannytournier 3 года назад +332

    He should auction off his old iPad case I would imagine people would pay a lot of money for it

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 3 года назад +56

      no, he said he's keeping it as a memento

    • @Dannytournier
      @Dannytournier 3 года назад +7

      All I’m saying is if he did He would get a lot of money if he sold it

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 3 года назад +4

      Yea

    • @monkeyfan250
      @monkeyfan250 3 года назад +1

      The amount of 1 grit that it took over time in itself is a memento

  • @Auoric
    @Auoric 3 года назад +78

    imagine for april fools' he rotated the iPad 180 degrees and didnt tell anyone

    • @MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind
      @MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind 3 года назад +12

      He apparently did it once by mistake and lots noticed

    • @--Lucifer--
      @--Lucifer-- 3 года назад +1

      @scrubthispie ruclips.net/video/KcwpY5W7S1s/видео.html

  • @bubsfarmer1465
    @bubsfarmer1465 7 дней назад +1

    0:58 it’s means its either a mp3 or mp4 player

  • @seraaron
    @seraaron 3 года назад +234

    I feel called out? I'm pretty sure I had one of these mp3 pens when I was a kid (or it might have been a different make). But I thought it was the coolest thing ever...! It broke within a week :(

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 года назад +30

      I once purchased a "spycam pen" with a True Potato Quality camera inside it. Thought it was the coolest thing ever... It broke within a week.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 3 года назад +12

      One time I bought a telescope that looked like a pen, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
      It broke within a week...

    • @kaiogomes956
      @kaiogomes956 3 года назад +8

      Long time ago I bought a bazooka pen. It was the coolest thing I ever got...! It broke within a week tho ):

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад +6

      I never got one but I stared at pics in the Argos catalogue or something 🥲 it seemed sooo cool. It’s a pen! But it’s an MP3 player! An mp3n!

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM 3 года назад +2

      I once bought a week. It expired within a week.

  • @averin5193
    @averin5193 3 года назад +54

    *busts out the Mojo or Diablo for stressing dirty buds*
    ahhh, music to my ears.

  • @codnewbgamer
    @codnewbgamer 3 года назад +42

    "They spelt AC/DC wrong mate, it's meant to be a lightning bold" I just choked on my snag

    • @nuthin2du
      @nuthin2du 3 года назад +4

      Isnt a snag the female genitalia???????????????
      edit: it appears it is not.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 года назад

      @@nuthin2du
      You were thinking of snatch, bud.

  • @neizanmendez6317
    @neizanmendez6317 3 года назад +59

    6:03 "Please do not rub it with hard objects" the nugget is makin me act up

  • @ShimmyShimmyK8
    @ShimmyShimmyK8 3 года назад +189

    When are we getting the "can you believe no one bought this?" merch

    • @cactus3796
      @cactus3796 3 года назад +3

      we need

    • @IchWillNicht0119
      @IchWillNicht0119 3 года назад +10

      With the text in a thin monospaced serif like in most of the nugget manuals... or in Comic Sans.

    • @michaellittle7522
      @michaellittle7522 3 года назад +5

      I love it when my irony is made of 100% cotton

    • @nimeniv3583
      @nimeniv3583 3 года назад +1

      i want a na-no. one ngl

  • @z-fam2013
    @z-fam2013 Месяц назад +1

    3:12 you’ve got it all wrong, they printed it STRAIGHT from notepad, they copy pasted it from a random website, to the notepad, then to the printer.

  • @BMJDUDE5000
    @BMJDUDE5000 3 года назад +44

    I always love the stories with the microphones on the different pieces of technology, headphones and on the nugs xD

  • @Random22
    @Random22 3 года назад +50

    "the video no one asked for"
    That's what makes surprises so good. And this was no exception.

  • @Leafwink
    @Leafwink Год назад +1

    Nothing makes my ears bleed more than cheap headbuds make loud noise of a squirrel rubbing their newly founded nuts together.

  • @kahlilsanzsapp6195
    @kahlilsanzsapp6195 3 года назад +218

    petition for him to make a channel only dedicated to those stories he tells when testing the nugget mics

  • @petermower5708
    @petermower5708 3 года назад +64

    "That's how you know you're thinnin out the soup a little bit too much,"
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

    • @FlashroomStudios
      @FlashroomStudios 3 года назад +37

      He's saying "that's how you know the quality is too low to be viable" referring to 'thinning' soup by adding water to it so you have 'more' soup and fill more bowls. But that tactic only works to a point before it becomes obvious.

  • @fntthesmth423
    @fntthesmth423 2 года назад +6

    11:25 I wonder if there's somebody named Manuel who feels a bit of joy every time Dankpods can't figure out some crappy nugget

    • @opengtaxd
      @opengtaxd 5 месяцев назад

      That’s me!

  • @soultakers66
    @soultakers66 3 года назад +35

    Dankpods: no one asked for this.
    Us patiently waiting for this episode: this is gonna be a good one.

  • @jonesso11
    @jonesso11 3 года назад +83

    the keychain "thing" on the end of the cheap nugget headphones is actually so you can attatch the end of wire to the nugget itself so there is less stress on the cable, also it's less likely to disconnect if you where to drop your nugget

    • @SwedePotato314
      @SwedePotato314 3 года назад +1

      Wow. I've seen these on electronics for years and this use never even occurred to me. Pretty genius honestly. TIL.

  • @crying2emoji5
    @crying2emoji5 3 года назад +1

    I love your snake, Frank. My snake says hi. My ears say, why have you done this to me

  • @that_green_neko
    @that_green_neko 3 года назад +73

    "No one knows what these are"
    I'm not an expert, but those are MP3 players.

  • @mmanda515
    @mmanda515 3 года назад +74

    I absolutely adore how excited & into all of this you genuinely get! The funny little gems you come up w/ & put in at the perfect times, a great added bonus! SO much of, has me LOL. You could speak about, show prob just about anything... it's your stellar personality that keeps us coming back! Well, & Frank... of COURSE! ;) Watching all the way from the States, enjoying beginning to end; always. ~ Stay safe & be well.

  • @TheDudeWithNoName
    @TheDudeWithNoName 15 дней назад

    Thank you for all the laughs as usual, Those crappy microphone stories you make up are so damn hilarious it had me rolling, Lots of love mate!

  • @ilovemonkeyos
    @ilovemonkeyos 3 года назад +89

    “The tomb is still sealed.”
    Give us access to the Forbidden Nugget!

  • @thefaulpotato8290
    @thefaulpotato8290 3 года назад +87

    I'm loving the new iPad back

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 3 года назад

      He actually hasn't changed it out for this video
      sarcasm by the way

  • @yugimuto9763
    @yugimuto9763 4 месяца назад +1

    Not gonna lie. I had an fm radio pen as a kid, it was my first audio nugget and that was honestly my favorite thing in the world

  • @Garrettdx1988
    @Garrettdx1988 3 года назад +22

    My favorite part of any of these is his PKCELL rolls out of place

  • @ansel569
    @ansel569 3 года назад +23

    Hello Mr. Pods, the other day I was having a very rough morning, but as I was making breakfast an ad came on the TV that used Scarlet Fire, and immediately I thought of your channel and all the smiles and laughs it's given me and it brightened my day. Thanks for being such an awesome channel.

  • @vertz1515
    @vertz1515 3 года назад +1

    These guys are just ahead of their time and are using mp34s.

  • @TempestTemple
    @TempestTemple 3 года назад +25

    The mailman looking at the screen triggered my fight or flight

  • @KeybladeKidZack
    @KeybladeKidZack 3 года назад +17

    Song "01.mp3" at 10:45 is 100% hella from Kung Fu Hustle. That movie is a stone cold classic and idk if that song originates from someplace before it, but that's where I'll stay remembering it from.

    • @KeybladeKidZack
      @KeybladeKidZack 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/ZBruCzEu5ao/видео.html
      Track is Ambush From All Sides, it's used to comedic effect early on in the film but is later used when the heroes are killed off by the mandolin men.

  • @insalinet
    @insalinet 2 года назад +1

    7:37 the drumming went crazy tho

  • @Maduc
    @Maduc 3 года назад +207

    To this day I still don't know if he means literally for figuratively "smelly."

    • @Gulyus
      @Gulyus 3 года назад +89

      LIterally smelly. Some types of rubber - lower quality stuff - reeks terrible once they come in contact with the air. Usually they are also extremely old, being in packaging for years.

    • @screamsintothevoid9968
      @screamsintothevoid9968 3 года назад

      Same

    • @snarfsnarf6
      @snarfsnarf6 3 года назад +35

      I'm sure the actual hardware of the headphones gets pretty pungent when he blasts them with the Diablo

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 года назад +4

      yes

    • @Shadow-sx4gh
      @Shadow-sx4gh 3 года назад +13

      Pretty sure they smell like burning if the diablo blows them up

  • @Springsteppy
    @Springsteppy 3 года назад +8

    I just love how excited he got over the little man

  • @wyattbeltz8014
    @wyattbeltz8014 3 года назад +47

    I one day hope that Smell-o-vision becomes a thing because I want to experience the smell of a bad nugget

  • @Tengokujin
    @Tengokujin 3 года назад +26

    0:00 Intro
    - 0:01 Global MP3 Pen
    - 0:28 MP3/MP4 Digital Music Player
    - 1:11 Mystery debutants
    - 1:58 Scientific choosing algorithm
    2:13 Digital Music Player SOULCKER
    4:58 Aiworth Music Festival
    8:33 MP3 WITH FLASH DISK
    12:51 Earbud stress test
    - 12:53 iFi iDSD Diablo
    - 13:08 Knox KN-SMPF
    15:11 Overview
    15:21 Patreon credits
    15:32 Patreon video sneak peek
    15:39 Outro
    15:43 Frank

  • @maxeluy
    @maxeluy Год назад +3

    "GPT?"
    Was ahead of time

  • @fire2day
    @fire2day 3 года назад +39

    "Can you believe no one bought this"
    - DankPods channel tagline.

  • @Pub2k4
    @Pub2k4 3 года назад +23

    12:17 The animation is of a guy throwing the nugg in the trash 😂

  • @vaxel7
    @vaxel7 3 года назад +2

    That glassy "Samsung Galaxy-like" looking nugg when off kinda looked to me like a big FiiO BTR5 or somethin' lol

  • @arlisbloxer05
    @arlisbloxer05 3 года назад +33

    ah, new ipad case, new nuggets, it feels like a brand new season of dankpod!
    Sidenote, if you ever cant pull the recording off the nuggets, i'd consider plugging them into an input jack via an aux cable and recording the recording in some sort of audio capture program. it's janky but hey it works.

  • @ryderdopp8145
    @ryderdopp8145 3 года назад +50

    “Ohh, it’s got a battery!”
    I swear you like the no brand batteries more then the nugget’s themselves

  • @qmurphy8833
    @qmurphy8833 2 года назад +2

    I've seen the screen at 10:35 in a cheap shortwave radio, same deal, multiple brandings for the same cheap radio, but the computer connection function and music navigation is identical

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +33

    3:44
    This is a certified Pkcell moment

  • @enjikap1217
    @enjikap1217 3 года назад +36

    "the biggest company in the world; the army" got me lmao