I found a bootleg iPod Touch.

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @stupidjaosn
    @stupidjaosn 4 года назад +4450

    normal people have their cpu overheat.
    Craig has his headphones overheat

  • @Salorlor
    @Salorlor 4 года назад +8278

    We're gonna need to see a 1TB Craig

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 4 года назад +334

      There are some things that Man was never meant to meddle with.

    • @marens101
      @marens101 4 года назад +116

      I've got the 16GB nugget, still works too!

    • @SubsBy-dl8kf
      @SubsBy-dl8kf 4 года назад +28

      10000000000000TB

    • @madman9220
      @madman9220 4 года назад +102

      We're gonna need to see a working craig first

    • @nathanhunt6208
      @nathanhunt6208 4 года назад +23

      Brick Forcianer All Craig’s are dysfunctional.

  • @feilsafe
    @feilsafe 3 года назад +790

    Oh god... I remember asking my dad for an iPhone for Christmas and getting this (the non Craig version) and him telling me "it's basically the same thing" and crying inside 😨

    • @sarajolie3098
      @sarajolie3098 3 года назад +50

      Thats a large OOF from me my g

    • @TobascoCatMC
      @TobascoCatMC 3 года назад +53

      Its not the same thing, its better

    • @anonymoususer9197
      @anonymoususer9197 2 года назад +45

      @@TobascoCatMC no, it's not the Craig. If it was the Craig i would have taken it over any other product any day

    • @nullvid
      @nullvid 2 года назад +21

      He should have surged for the Craig. He's cheap.

    • @doge3979
      @doge3979 2 года назад +10

      I did aswell and now my parents understand how they damaged me emotionally 😂😂😂

  • @lukemullett7506
    @lukemullett7506 4 года назад +3505

    The content of this channel is mildly interesting however, the editing, personality, character, lines and continuity are so on point that I watch every video. Such a great channel 👍🏼

    • @yur7235
      @yur7235 4 года назад +42

      r/mildyinteresting

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +7

      M I L D

    • @moronicidiot529
      @moronicidiot529 3 года назад +7

      That’s a way to describe it 🤣🤣

    • @ThatIckyGuy
      @ThatIckyGuy 3 года назад +31

      Exactly.
      Me: Who cares about old trashy MP3 Players?
      Also Me: Oh, hey! I haven't seen this DankPods episode!

    • @runforitman
      @runforitman 3 года назад +4

      yeah I could watch him yell at pretty much anything

  • @alexh7849
    @alexh7849 4 года назад +475

    _points 1gritty at nokia_
    "i dont wanna risk the 1 grit"
    sounds about right

    • @davidoros3268
      @davidoros3268 4 года назад +25

      Can’t risk the 1 grit

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 года назад +11

      @@davidoros3268 that's so craig

  • @anthonyvolkman2338
    @anthonyvolkman2338 3 года назад +106

    I love how the Craig actually has provisions for the camera! Look at the PCB, it has the connections for a camera!!

    • @ThePiprian
      @ThePiprian 2 года назад +12

      Probably a premade chinese PCB to be used in several different products.

  • @erno404
    @erno404 4 года назад +715

    “The Toilet Dock“ i will use that whenever my friend uses his u-shaped ipod dock

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv 4 года назад

      I ruined the like count

    • @kleann
      @kleann 4 года назад +9

      RigaRiggleMan ok nerd

    • @coolraygaming
      @coolraygaming 4 года назад +3

      mclean ok nerd

    • @OfficialUnderDog
      @OfficialUnderDog 4 года назад

      CoolRayquazaGaming ok nerd

    • @Cracklingman
      @Cracklingman 4 года назад +1

      @@OfficialUnderDog ok nerd

  • @TamyM
    @TamyM 4 года назад +515

    9:19 yooo that's Czech! at 9:30 the pop-up is asking if you would like to continue watching where you left off, essentially.

    • @ChuUnthor
      @ChuUnthor 3 года назад +54

      It's like the Bing version of Czech

    • @j3rkys
      @j3rkys 3 года назад +48

      @@ChuUnthor yea i was like pokračovat, thats czech and than i tried to read the rest and got a heart attack

    • @FrodoMaster1996
      @FrodoMaster1996 3 года назад +36

      Čeština občas překvapí tam kde byste to vůbec nečekali :D

    • @filipsimek1459
      @filipsimek1459 3 года назад +15

      @dveřecz zdravím krajany

    • @eXe09
      @eXe09 3 года назад +12

      Was looking for this comment. Very broken Czech 😅 Automatic translation from ~2008

  • @egekazakmusic
    @egekazakmusic 3 года назад +186

    These random old videos on old devices are always so eerie to me, a very strange and unique window into the past.

    • @KittyUZutty
      @KittyUZutty Год назад +12

      I agree. Even my own old videos from when I was young that feel just like that.

    • @Pikmew
      @Pikmew Год назад +6

      You basically unmask the memories of a person who ended up being in the same position as you

  • @ponderingypanda
    @ponderingypanda 4 года назад +4844

    Imagine dying because you forgot to wash your hands after using craig.

    • @brolymaininfighterz962
      @brolymaininfighterz962 4 года назад +125

      Craig gives you coivd 19

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 года назад +206

      Broly Main in Fighterz No, Craig gives you lead posioning, which is worse than COVID.
      It kills you slowly and makes you an idiot and/or puts you in coma before you get the sweet release of death.

    • @alexwelt
      @alexwelt 4 года назад +21

      @@loganiushere its a joke

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 года назад +156

      Alex Welt Lead posioning isn’t.

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 года назад +47

      @@loganiushere "you've had coma for 10 months, that's gay."

  • @SonicAlpha
    @SonicAlpha 4 года назад +1340

    Where is she? Where is she?!
    "Auxiliary mode."
    Oh baby 😍

    • @vauledmanx
      @vauledmanx 4 года назад +54

      LOL NORMAL PEOPLE BE SIMPING FOR GIRLS WEEBES BE BE SIMPING FOR ANIME GIRLS BOI WE BE SIMPING FOR SPEAKERS
      Get distracted lol
      Edit: boom I fixed it no more r/ihadastroke

    • @glubdalub3349
      @glubdalub3349 4 года назад +32

      @@vauledmanx r/ihadastroke

    • @ericbacon8864
      @ericbacon8864 4 года назад +37

      It really is hilarious how that voice is just seductive sounding *enough* to make you feel like there’s something off about it but not *too* explicit for it to be really weird that they launched the speaker sounding that way
      Like some kind of of uncanny valley of sensual voices lol

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 года назад +5

      @@vauledmanx we be sipping

    • @vauledmanx
      @vauledmanx 4 года назад +2

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 yep no simp

  • @mathy906
    @mathy906 Год назад +86

    Craig was that friend at school that just copied the homework from the good students.
    and we're all like.. oh that's so Craig!

  • @nickpicc4425
    @nickpicc4425 4 года назад +548

    HE COLLECTS JAPANESE NUGGET CARS. mighty car mods & DankPods collab

    • @Flyguy6025
      @Flyguy6025 4 года назад +11

      I would love to see that

    • @BriansAhCar
      @BriansAhCar 4 года назад +24

      I lost it dude HE HAS A HONDA CITY UWNDJEKJDNDJW

    • @ccrum32
      @ccrum32 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @nizzan91
      @nizzan91 4 года назад +18

      Not only that, but Marty is a sound engineer and Moog is a musician. They might actually be friends already.

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 4 года назад

      Conner Crum
      2:55

  • @HalfMoonProphet
    @HalfMoonProphet 4 года назад +517

    I feel weirdly sad about the smashed nugget with the video. Like, what if that was the last precious proof of Aunt Jenny's existence?

    • @dukeradwardthe5th843
      @dukeradwardthe5th843 3 года назад +55

      It's gone but not forgotten...
      gotta love the analysis though

    • @Ryanbrio
      @Ryanbrio 3 года назад +32

      But the whole recording is on this video

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 3 года назад +19

      Eh, it’s g. I have an aunt Jenny. Not related to this god tho

  • @CharlieCat18
    @CharlieCat18 3 года назад +83

    _”It’s stickier than a stick!”_
    That has no business being that funny 😂😂

  • @KyleLoiselle
    @KyleLoiselle 4 года назад +605

    I remember having one of these things as a kid years ago when the iPod touch first dropped. I'd always parade the bootleg that it was around calling my technological abomination the iFraud Touch

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 4 года назад +17

      I had a real iPod touch in high school for a while. It was fun for a while but after getting an actual phone I no longer had a use for it.

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 4 года назад +3

      @@scratchsoft2347 My iPod touch never broke but I eventually got rid of it because I had a phone and didn't see any value in keeping the iPod anymore. Now I'm looking into modding these older iPods thanks to this channel.

    • @AwesumIndustrys
      @AwesumIndustrys 3 года назад +4

      I got a used 4th gen right around 2011-2012 I think? I loved that thing. Still have it as just an iPod though the screen has a hole in it now.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 года назад +2

      Now I understand why people have a visceral reaction of laughing. I need more sleep, but this actually managed to make me snort.

    • @DARK_AMBIGUOUS
      @DARK_AMBIGUOUS 3 года назад +2

      I had the Coby 828 MP3 Player, it was a piece of crap, my brother had the same one and for some reason his camera was more clear even though they were both 0.3 megapixels, and his screen was a little bit brighter, it was really crappy but it was better then these ones, then I got an iPod touch 4 and I was so happy, then I didn’t want my old one so my sister through it at the wall and the screen got destroyed, it didn’t crack because it was plastic and not glass, the screen broke the same way TVs and non-touch screen screens break where they become all glitched and colorful

  • @SparkPluggUwU
    @SparkPluggUwU 4 года назад +232

    0:53 some news about Craig, there still around and actualy doing ok. My friend has a Craig speaker (unsurprisingly shitty) and ive seen some accesories made by them in a Five below.

    • @damienreyes2916
      @damienreyes2916 4 года назад +34

      I think you mean unsurprisingly amazing

    • @unattributed1641
      @unattributed1641 4 года назад +35

      It's not the original craig. Someone bought the rights to the name and packages shitty Chinese electronics using the name. The original Craig made home and car stereo back in the 60's and 70's. They weren't spectacular, but they weren't the level of horse manure Dank Pods got his hands on here.

    • @codyleggett4636
      @codyleggett4636 4 года назад +4

      @@unattributed1641 really?!

    • @SparkPluggUwU
      @SparkPluggUwU 4 года назад +2

      @@unattributed1641 i had no idea at all

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 года назад +9

      Unattributed CRAIG HAS BEEN STOLEN

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz 3 года назад +172

    the Britney Spears song being the one it was then requiring you to hit it more than once to make the phone stop is a level of meta im not ready for

    • @NatalleeK
      @NatalleeK 2 года назад +12

      HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIMEEE

    • @Solemn_Kaizoku
      @Solemn_Kaizoku 4 месяца назад +1

      Didn't even think about that! Whole nuva leva.

  • @jr_8712
    @jr_8712 4 года назад +1793

    Gotta say, the “Stop the Britney” in slow motion was hilarious.

  • @Someone-bx8jo
    @Someone-bx8jo 4 года назад +329

    How could Apple rip off Craig by taking their design!

    • @AyrisX86
      @AyrisX86 4 года назад +8

      Dastardly.

    • @addedpole
      @addedpole 4 года назад +5

      Those dirty scumbags!

    • @LatteWiiU
      @LatteWiiU 4 года назад +6

      Ikr!?

    • @ryderrepairs
      @ryderrepairs 4 года назад +11

      Poor Craigy Boy, getting ripped off by the mates in Cupertino

    • @kay_uhtherlfam8563
      @kay_uhtherlfam8563 3 года назад +3

      And they got more famous? GRRRRRR

  • @hej1508
    @hej1508 3 года назад +103

    When you can't stop an copyrighted song while recording a youtube video:
    What would I do: unplug it
    Dankpods: *breaks the screen*

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 4 года назад +901

    "What will we name our company?"
    "Let's be Craig!"
    I'm still amazed that was okayed by multiple people.

    • @ids1024
      @ids1024 4 года назад +60

      If they're just rebranding generic hardware that is available under other names, can you be entirely certain multiple people are involved?

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle 4 года назад +75

      @@ids1024 to be fair it very well could be a single person who actually is named Craig and just wasn't able to find a good name for his business.

    • @AkariInsko
      @AkariInsko 4 года назад +81

      "Craig is a good name!" - Craig

    • @music-by-storm
      @music-by-storm 4 года назад +51

      Plot twist: it's literally just a single guy working from his basement making bootleg electronics. His name is Craig.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +10

      At least it's unique.

  • @noplace4akitty047
    @noplace4akitty047 4 года назад +370

    Slow motion: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DELUXE NUGGET." thats it, thats what makes me laugh.

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 3 года назад +11

    2:38 - That's actually a common misconception- It's not Windows 98, it's _98 Windows_ , Craig's proprietary OS for their flagship laptops, the Craigbook Flair.

  • @theskrill656
    @theskrill656 4 года назад +353

    9:12 There’s just something so charming about a man talking to his sexy voice speaker girlfriend, man I love this channel!

    • @balotelli5572
      @balotelli5572 4 года назад +5

      TheSkrill656 yeah definitely

    • @MrOof-mt9zg
      @MrOof-mt9zg 4 года назад +1

      That’s not a man

    • @hudde814
      @hudde814 4 года назад +2

      @@MrOof-mt9zg They're talking about DankPods when they said "a man", not the sexy speaker

    • @nothinglol6751
      @nothinglol6751 4 года назад +25

      @@hudde814 no hes right, everyone knows that dank pods is just a floating camera with hands

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 4 года назад +2

      Profile pic fits the bill

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 4 года назад +338

    7:57 This is literally a word to word translation of *"Is Charging"* in Czech.
    100% Quality translation. Probably just done through Google translate.
    9:24 is the same thing.
    *"Continue play last"*

  • @kbhasi
    @kbhasi 3 года назад +16

    (12:07) That screen looks to me as though it was ripped out of a CECT phone of the time, and they made a knockoff of the original iPhone that used the same display, called the P168. The same displays were also used on some Arduino and/or Raspberry Pi add-on boards.

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 4 года назад +153

    Right when my day was taking more of a nose dive, Dankpods holds out his hand and helps me back up

    • @QueenVoodo0
      @QueenVoodo0 4 года назад +7

      FirePies44 im not joking, I was starting to have a panic attack and feel really depressed, then I saw he uploaded and I was glad he did so

    • @ajbrown.7781
      @ajbrown.7781 4 года назад +1

      Rahal Fan girl I totally felt you on that one 😭😂

    • @Lookitssteel
      @Lookitssteel 4 года назад

      YES

    • @sunteeh
      @sunteeh 4 года назад

      I feel this is just to get attention, but if it's real, I believe you

    • @donutcrafter5973
      @donutcrafter5973 4 года назад

      And to believe Craig was there too

  • @ericmilnesoto2727
    @ericmilnesoto2727 4 года назад +311

    I had one of these! It actually has a resistive touch screen, not capacitive like modern phones, which combined with the terrible UI just made for an awful experience. It was better to use it with a pencil. But it could play music, which was all I cared for until I could get my hands on a proper, not nightmare inducing device.
    I still have it btw, the battery is gone but still powers on.

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 4 года назад +9

      So, the battery is fake.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 года назад +15

      @@mineko2219 That's just what happens when cheap Chinese batteries are used for more than a week lol.

    • @marens101
      @marens101 4 года назад +3

      I still have one too, got it out a few weeks ago and the battery still works!

    • @SimbianGaming
      @SimbianGaming 4 года назад +9

      A NDS style of touch screen

    • @benjiderrick4590
      @benjiderrick4590 4 года назад +3

      @@SimbianGaming exactly, except the precision is complete garbage, good thing I could navigate using the buttons.

  • @withviktor
    @withviktor 3 года назад +6

    I looked back on this video and realized that the last one nugget was in "Czech" language.
    Was so funny to look at it because half of the messages were totally wrong and didn't make sense.

  • @yerv21188
    @yerv21188 4 года назад +535

    "Florida, you're not a state you're a monster!"
    The whole world knows

    • @plane216
      @plane216 3 года назад +12

      Floridians: *cat cries with thumbs up*

    • @bluezircon1432
      @bluezircon1432 3 года назад +7

      Tell that to my neighbor. Here down South we call ‘em the human flamethrower. He’ll set your grass on fire without even trying.

    • @CreeperG3
      @CreeperG3 Год назад

      @@bluezircon1432 Here in the east we uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @samreilly9280
      @samreilly9280 Год назад

      As someone who is a college student in Florida, I can confirm this.

    • @Dat-fox-in-a-box
      @Dat-fox-in-a-box 9 месяцев назад

      @@TylerTMG???

  • @handlesRtrash354
    @handlesRtrash354 4 года назад +285

    The “full sims” thing is funnier than its allowed to be

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 года назад +2

      Oyökø

    • @Yaya-dk7ov
      @Yaya-dk7ov 4 года назад +3

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    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 года назад

      @@Yaya-dk7ov I agree.

    • @Theironminer-ky2pg
      @Theironminer-ky2pg 2 года назад +1

      @@Yaya-dk7ov I strongle disagree with that political opinion.

  • @squidbeak
    @squidbeak 2 года назад +2

    I live what is basically a 30 minute drive away from Craig headquarters. And by “headquarters” its just a tiny, white building with no sign or anything on it in a part of the city that has a notoriously high crime rate.

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 4 года назад +216

    I feel a little bad for the one that got the 1 Grit. It was the only that “worked” and was punished for it lol.

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 4 года назад +38

      If only the one that got the 1 grit stopped the Britney before he got mad.

    • @rupunzell19
      @rupunzell19 3 года назад +8

      STOOOOOP DE BRRRIIIIIIITTTTNNNNEEEEYYYYY

  • @cacomeat7385
    @cacomeat7385 4 года назад +92

    I never thought I'd see someone smash a bootleg iPod to avoid a ContentID.

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 3 года назад +7

    8:44 "I must be in a weird app"
    The top says "E-Book" so yeah...

  • @ripshuno
    @ripshuno 4 года назад +139

    "Its like an old mates name."
    -Danky Janky 2020

  • @progdotgay
    @progdotgay 4 года назад +50

    *video opens with 1 grit*
    yep, this is gonna be a great episode

  • @SatansTerra9304
    @SatansTerra9304 3 года назад +12

    10:30 my mum after destroying the tv, throwing her phone, and breaking the plates

  • @caralynx
    @caralynx 4 года назад +89

    I love how there's just a piece of tape over the battery's capacity

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 года назад +3

      Proud of your product eh?

    • @caralynx
      @caralynx 4 года назад +4

      @@Kalvinjj I laugh at them all the same. Random clone devices are fascinating to me though.

    • @benjiderrick4590
      @benjiderrick4590 4 года назад

      It's 500mah. It's just ridiculous how that could work with a so tiny battery.
      But the rockchip chipset is not that bad, it's the screen that draws so much power. When the screen is off you could expect ipod mini 1st Gen battery life out of this thing

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 года назад

      @@benjiderrick4590 Oh the Rockchip ones! Those were the best of the generic ones indeed, I remember I had one too, 320x240 screen and touch buttons, 4GB. Navigation was pretty fast and audio quality was (for my ears listening to MP3 in crappy earphones) pretty good.
      Just video playback was odd: it would only support .AVI files with .MP2 audio (yes, MP2, NOT MP3) and up to *20* FPS .XviD video, with some specific b-frame and i-frame limitations that I don't remember anymore.
      I went quite deep into testing and probing around the files that it supported back then, to not rely on the weird converter programs that were provided otherwise.

  • @heavyarms55
    @heavyarms55 4 года назад +32

    I don't collect this stuff, nor am I an audiophile or anything. You're just super entertaining to watch. Like, do videos about whatever, so long as you make your silly jokes and occasionally smash stuff, I'd watch it.

  • @coastaku1954
    @coastaku1954 3 года назад +2

    I don't know why I love you. Your accent and Aussie specific jokes (I'm Canadian btw), your whit, joke frequency, editing, and sense of humor just match up so perfectly with mine, I laugh out loud literally every video

  • @KotTheSillyOne
    @KotTheSillyOne 4 года назад +371

    0:53 Craig #1
    1:04 Craig #2
    1:08 Craig #3
    1:16 Craig #4
    1:19 Craig #5
    1:27 Craig #6
    1:39 Craig #7
    2:19 Craig #8
    2:42 Craig(s) #9
    2:51 Craig #nugget (10)
    (about) 3:15 Craig #CraigDisc (11)
    3:23 Craig #SilverLinedCraigDisc (12)
    (about) 3:42 Craig #plshelpimgoinginsane (13)
    I heard Crai so i dont count on 4:15
    4:30 Craig #CraigAttack (14/15 if i counted the crai)
    4:43 Craig #AAAAAAAAAAAA (16)
    look at the replies in a bit or rn to see the rest my hands hurt

  • @endergreen7101
    @endergreen7101 4 года назад +82

    "Its stickier than a stick"
    Best line ever

  • @ownedbyratio
    @ownedbyratio 2 года назад +18

    11:51 P O O R U B B E R

  • @iamscottedmonds
    @iamscottedmonds 4 года назад +56

    You should have called the Craig customer helpline. We need to hear Craig and all his Craigness

  • @williamstensen5586
    @williamstensen5586 4 года назад +54

    i love how inclusive our aussie is
    "welcome ladies, and everyone else"

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG 3 года назад +15

    6:44 Ow! I actually cut myse-
    *-100HP*
    *C R A I G*

  • @sean7930
    @sean7930 4 года назад +40

    I literally was thinking about dankpods then I refreshed the tab and BAM! My favorite Australian!

  • @davidoros3268
    @davidoros3268 4 года назад +60

    First “na no” and now “bonk.” I love this guys voice.

    • @TheGodCold
      @TheGodCold 4 года назад +8

      I shit you not there is a 5 minute long video of him saying "na no" and I loved every second of it

    • @davidoros3268
      @davidoros3268 4 года назад

      TheGodCold link or it didn’t happen

    • @TheGodCold
      @TheGodCold 4 года назад +1

      @@davidoros3268 watch?v=QBb7LhnWzbI

    • @davidoros3268
      @davidoros3268 4 года назад

      @@TheGodCold Ok I believe you
      I saw it as well!

  • @starbomber
    @starbomber 3 года назад +3

    13:45 AH! I found the origin of the "Use Scarlet Fire to blow up the earbuds" bit!

  • @ACoG1
    @ACoG1 4 года назад +86

    HE HAS A HONDA CITY, I love this channel even more all of a sudden.

    • @Conz-geo
      @Conz-geo 4 года назад +7

      i wasnt expecting the honda city but boy am i glad to see one where i didnt expect one

    • @1ugm0000
      @1ugm0000 4 года назад +5

      now i want a dankpods MCM collab tbh

    • @krishnendupurohit
      @krishnendupurohit 4 года назад +1

      VTEC go brr...

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 4 года назад

      If only it was a Supra
      (JDM fanboy, much)

    • @evilzoku
      @evilzoku 4 года назад +2

      @@krishnendupurohit not in a city

  • @KylieEm
    @KylieEm 4 года назад +106

    The crazy language is Czech, in the video part it was asking you if you wanted to continue watching from where you left off. Top notch technology right there!

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 3 года назад +1

      *sad slav noises*

    • @Annatomova7
      @Annatomova7 2 года назад +2

      Lmaooo I thought it was Serbian or Slovenian 😂

    • @survil321
      @survil321 2 года назад

      Is it your native language?

    • @KylieEm
      @KylieEm 2 года назад +2

      @@survil321 it's my second :)

    • @survil321
      @survil321 2 года назад

      @@KylieEm respect to you

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 года назад +8

    (3:35) Yeah, why don't we use cm more often? It's a 7 cm screen.

  • @dumteaa
    @dumteaa 4 года назад +1578

    "That's not how you spell colour."
    *angry freedom noises*

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 года назад +74

      Angry ford truck noises

    • @lxcy.
      @lxcy. 4 года назад +22

      angry no luxury-car tax noises

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 года назад +30

      *angry Walmart noises*

    • @spiicypotato
      @spiicypotato 4 года назад +13

      *Screams in tariffs*

    • @atherdos4431
      @atherdos4431 4 года назад +14

      what freedom lmaoaoao

  • @lobsterman5602
    @lobsterman5602 4 года назад +332

    “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
    “Yeah, just make sure to change some of the answers so the teacher doesn’t notice”

    • @JK-9107
      @JK-9107 4 года назад +4

      That's the perfect discription

    • @FCCabc
      @FCCabc 4 года назад +1

      craig and the dirty one did that

  • @kitsunemusic9
    @kitsunemusic9 3 года назад +33

    DankPods: What a wierd language.
    Me who lives in Czech Republic and speaks natively with this language: Okay.

    • @hovnaruvraj
      @hovnaruvraj 3 года назад +3

      It is a little weird tho. I'd definitely call it that if I were an aussie.

    • @macej43
      @macej43 3 года назад

      Řekl jsem si úplně to samý 😂 [ I told to myself the same think 😂]

    • @kitsunemusic9
      @kitsunemusic9 3 года назад

      @@macej43 Nemusíš na mě anglicky.

    • @vulcanitu2578
      @vulcanitu2578 3 года назад

      @@kitsunemusic9 Czech is kinda weird tho

    • @kitsunemusic9
      @kitsunemusic9 3 года назад

      @@vulcanitu2578 Kind of is and kinda of isnt. But its interesting how many swear words we have.😂

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 4 года назад +71

    "Something happened"
    > Dank smashes the NOT-Craig until Kingdom come.

  • @aaaaea9268
    @aaaaea9268 4 года назад +47

    3:54 you can even see the reflection of the guy who took the photo for the manual lmao

  • @simonro9168
    @simonro9168 3 года назад +10

    By the way, if you ever need to remove this sticky rubber from something, Isopropyl Alcohol dissolves the rubber perfectly but leaves the plastic intact. Worked well for two items (and not so well when I had Isoprope on my finger and touched the rubber on my mouse)

  • @hey8139
    @hey8139 4 года назад +74

    Imagine your the kid who owned that icoustic and u just watched him destroy it

    • @RiderLeangle2
      @RiderLeangle2 4 года назад +14

      The kid would be pretty happy to know that piece of crap can never hurt anyone again.

    • @atxcarlos21
      @atxcarlos21 4 года назад

      @@RiderLeangle2 little did you know that kid liked that kind of crap.

    • @atxcarlos21
      @atxcarlos21 4 года назад

      @Cyrus Van Gogh what if they did have an

    • @NCHLT
      @NCHLT 3 года назад

      @Cyrus Van Gogh I think that's a mean thing to say, but it might not be considering your comment has a like

  • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
    @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 4 года назад +158

    HE OWNS A HONDA CITY! He just got another point of coolness in my book.

  • @Vicvic3386
    @Vicvic3386 2 года назад +1

    “I don’t want to risk the grit” is the funniest joke in all you videos

  • @Karzikann
    @Karzikann 4 года назад +26

    Damn I really thought the right one was the real one. It's so realistic!

  • @enzopissani
    @enzopissani 4 года назад +19

    6:10
    lmao the dude went like 120FPS on that loading bar animation, gave up and then proceeded to commit suicide
    it was too much

  • @Thewaterspirit57
    @Thewaterspirit57 2 года назад +1

    Dank yelling “STOP THE BRITNEY!!” in slow mo will never not be funny to me XD

  • @tonyblairgaming
    @tonyblairgaming 4 года назад +28

    According to Amazon, Craig was released to the masses on June 18, 2010!

  • @tekmusic5429
    @tekmusic5429 4 года назад +875

    him: Color, that’s not how you spell colour
    me, an American: wait

    • @harnkhall
      @harnkhall 4 года назад +44

      **casually flexes 2nd amendment**

    • @inactiveytchannel
      @inactiveytchannel 4 года назад +27

      Flexes British english

    • @Bombisio
      @Bombisio 4 года назад +10

      They are both correct
      www.grammarly.com/blog/color-colour/#:~:text=When%20choosing%20between%20color%20and,uses%20the%20longer%20form%2C%20colour.

    • @da1t036
      @da1t036 4 года назад +22

      *is confused in canadian*

    • @djthicc1507
      @djthicc1507 4 года назад +29

      @@da1t036 our's is "colour" just like the british

  • @yeepsleep
    @yeepsleep 4 года назад +19

    This channel is so good wtf
    I've rewatched every video like 10 times at this point haha

  • @The_Shipster
    @The_Shipster 4 года назад +93

    I've been laughing/crying at the sudden reaction of "Stop the Britney!"
    I must admit I was not expecting that 🤣

  • @TimMurphy_
    @TimMurphy_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Oops I did it again”
    *proceeds to be destroyed with a rock*

  • @elephystry
    @elephystry 4 года назад +69

    “Alright listen ladies... and everyone else”
    Gold.

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 года назад +2

      How did I not catch that

  • @xProErax
    @xProErax 4 года назад +57

    10:22 gotta love "STOP THE BRITTNEY SPEARS!"

    • @latexbeep
      @latexbeep 2 года назад +2

      "STOP!!! STOP THE BRITTNEY!!!"

    • @dennisthebrony2022
      @dennisthebrony2022 Месяц назад

      NUGGET: HIT ME 1GRIT ONE MORE TIME!!!

  • @ratdogg
    @ratdogg 3 года назад +16

    5:16 man does not give a flying f*ck, i love how he just wants to piss people off. Lol

  • @thesabersvr9519
    @thesabersvr9519 4 года назад +15

    6:01 the AYYY after the 3 wonky beats was perfect

  • @coleozarko1023
    @coleozarko1023 4 года назад +57

    11:27
    When the Brittany won’t stop

  • @maxximumrockatansky7186
    @maxximumrockatansky7186 3 года назад +1

    I keep rewatching all these dank pods vids.... they're just so. Craig.

  • @wallystearns
    @wallystearns 4 года назад +25

    I'd like to see an Alpha Craig: can you fit iPod parts into the chassis?

  • @yoshiegg768
    @yoshiegg768 4 года назад +116

    The “working” bootleg touch is in Czech, and the language is *very broken.*

    • @MazanecYT
      @MazanecYT 4 года назад +12

      I am czech and its very broken XD

    • @shaqdzlx
      @shaqdzlx 4 года назад

      @@MazanecYT yes

    • @papir2195
      @papir2195 4 года назад

      True

    • @rebert_reid
      @rebert_reid 4 года назад +3

      *is c h a r g i n g*

    • @springycz837
      @springycz837 3 года назад

      Its a nightmare to learn

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 года назад +1

    HEADPHONE JACK LISTED AS A FEATURE!
    Damn, Craig was ahead of its time, bois, everyone else was in 2007 but Craig was living in 2021!!

  • @jonyvole
    @jonyvole 4 года назад +101

    That "crazy language" on the third one Is my language And Its czech, a slovak language.

    • @behinddeadeyes
      @behinddeadeyes 4 года назад +8

      fake, czech is not real

    • @kilmentvoroshilov2827
      @kilmentvoroshilov2827 4 года назад +4

      Behind Dead Eyes yeah same thing with Canada, what a myth lol

    • @Vista0279
      @Vista0279 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @askhowiknow5527
      @askhowiknow5527 4 года назад +3

      Jony Yes, but it’s still a crazy language, is it not?

    • @hellogoato
      @hellogoato 4 года назад +3

      Czech is a crazy language, my grandma was a native speaker and I would pick up bits and pieces of it. I remember a word that sounded like "bruzich", like if you combined the word "bruise" and "each", and it basically meant like... Well, I got called it when I was being a little shit, so it mean that! Haha

  • @griffb9857
    @griffb9857 4 года назад +16

    Never thought I would find such enjoyment out of watching a man lose his mind while buying bootleg MP3 players. This channel is gold.

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Год назад +2

    “Stickier than a stick” has entered my daily vocabulary

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 4 года назад +64

    Me: Mom can I get an iPod touch?
    Mom: No we got iPod touch at home!
    iPod touch at home:

  • @caleboyyr
    @caleboyyr 4 года назад +4

    You know, I never knew how cool iPods were until I discovered your channel a few months ago when I got a busted iPod from a friend that needed a drive, and was looking for a repair guide on YT. But I never expected watching an Aussie repairing iPods to be funny! And the iPod I got was a 5th gen classic, and I replaced the battery, and put in an iFlash kit w/128 gig sdcard. Keep up the great content!

  • @thecdstor17100
    @thecdstor17100 2 года назад +5

    10:00 IT'S A MASTERPIECE....

  • @pancakes8966
    @pancakes8966 4 года назад +490

    “That’s not how you spell colour.”
    *Angry American Noises*

    • @joshcastro3130
      @joshcastro3130 3 года назад +8

      Yes this made me laugh

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 года назад +25

      Honestly, I wonder why I even give my 10 freedom bucks to him.

    • @babyphoenixteda
      @babyphoenixteda 3 года назад +5

      wait Americans don’t spell it like colour? I’ve done this basically my entire life n no one has told me that’s not right

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 3 года назад +9

      @@babyphoenixteda eh. Tomato, toumato

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 3 года назад +4

      @@babyphoenixteda Yeah we Americans spell it like "color".

  • @pandaant
    @pandaant 4 года назад +21

    I laughed so hard at “Craigpod Touch” I love your vids, mate! Keep up the good work!

  • @Spyre_aint_it
    @Spyre_aint_it 3 года назад +1

    The nugget is set in Czech. But is so weird, even I had problems understanding what it says...

  • @p-head2850
    @p-head2850 3 года назад +34

    7:21 ITS LOOKS LIKE A POO!

  • @Pub2k4
    @Pub2k4 4 года назад +81

    “Florida, you’re not a state. You’re a monster!”
    #Truth

  • @mastermegatron
    @mastermegatron 3 года назад +4

    Someday your Craig collection is gonna be the envy of... Idk someone

  • @CheapCheerful
    @CheapCheerful 4 года назад +27

    "It looks like a poo!". I'm 40 and yet somehow you make this hilarious. No idea why I'm watching. Subscribe!!

  • @Xcizior
    @Xcizior 4 года назад +22

    top notch nokia joke from the first second.
    hell yeah. this is my favorite youtuber hands down xD

  • @warped_rider
    @warped_rider 4 года назад +41

    "Oh it's got videos on it!"
    *It's Always Sunny theme*
    "DankPods Finds a Snuff Film"

  • @ajitgaonkar2854
    @ajitgaonkar2854 4 года назад +12

    Never in my life did I think I will have to remove my headphones because I heard another pair of headphones make unbearable sounds in a big microphone

  • @forgottengraves
    @forgottengraves 3 года назад

    A car vlog would be pretty cool tbh, I love to hear the tidbits about your projects.

  • @Chuzz1
    @Chuzz1 4 года назад +13

    2:54 thats actually the exact same car that almost ran a red light and was 3 inches from running me over yesterday.

    • @marlon.8051
      @marlon.8051 4 года назад +5

      you live in australia?

    • @Chuzz1
      @Chuzz1 4 года назад +4

      nah, Canada. Hes safe.

  • @Austrocylindropuntia
    @Austrocylindropuntia 4 года назад +16

    Come for the iPod, stay for the Frank.

  • @craftertime5110
    @craftertime5110 2 месяца назад

    as a man, i am so happy to be included in the introduction, thank you so much, much love from everyone else