The Lord of the Rings: Gollum - Angry Review [WORST GAME OF THE YEAR!?!]
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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AngryJoe Reviews possibly truly the WORST Game of the YEAR maybe EVER for a High-Profile licensed game, Lord of the Rings: Gollum - Let the AWFULNESS COMMENCE and the ANGRY FLOW!
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The part where they were arguing with each other because nobody wanted to play this god awful game is GOLD!!! 😂😂😂
i mean can u blame em its torture
Agreed.
the "You play it" "No you play it!" always got me 😂😂
Reminded me when Joe and other Joe left the room and Alex stayed there alone to play Abby in TLOU2
It took 3 of them to finish it lol.
Imagine how hard it would be to do it alone.
This game is brilliant and should be treated as such. The player slowly descents into madness and turns into a screaming creature that talks to itself in self hatred, just like Gollum.
A masterpiece of immersion.
so meta
Written by Neil Druckmann
@@JohnB-nj5io More like Neil Breen.
Slowly descending to madness- like Gollum.
@@andrews.7754"Isn’t that corrupt?"
This game made me feel like Gollum. I'm now broken, insane and severely mentally ill. Truly incredible and absolutely immersive.
They takes it from us, Precious! Tricksy hobbitses stole our money! GOLLUM. GOLLUM.
Did it put a Ring on you?
@@superfuss1984Ahaha
How I feel right now
How does that count as a Game Over Screen? 18:09
In regards to the question of "how they got the license in the first place," the answer is pretty simple (and depressing). While Christopher Tolkien was still alive, he used to be really strict with the kinds of things the Tolkien Estate was allowed to sell licenses to, but as soon as he died, whoever took over from him just started licensing it to whoever wanted to give them money. This game (and the Amazon show...) were literally made over Tolkien's son's dead body, because he would never have said yes while he was alive.
I think whoever is in charge now just wants to get as much out of the licence now as possible over the next couple decades before the series becomes public domain.
It pretty much has little difference over vandalizing a graveyard. Amazon and Daedalic are grave-diggers. Except more legalized form of grave-digging.
Kinda of the same with SpongeBob the creator didn’t want any spins-offs or anything like as soon as he kicked the bucket Nickelodeon threw that out the window
Wasn’t this the same guy who didn’t like the lord of the rings movies
Capitalism being pervasive and corrupt by design.
The game made them argue with each other just like Gollum and Smeagol argues. Very immersive. 10/10
Or like the one ring does to the fellowship. This game makes you live lord of the rings.
@@tannersmith5887 Lord of Ring*
😂😂😂
He looks like myth addict.... skinny Pete was my 1st though t.
what?
Achieving less than 1 FPS for your opening cutscene, that's a talented dev team right there.
Dont forget the end credits too, the processing power it takes to get letter up and down the screen is taxing 🤣🤣🤣
They did their best to capture the 'one sentence per second' experience of reading the book.
It's not frames per second anymore
It's seconds per frame...
@@datboiashy2957genuinely HOW!?
It’s crazy that we’re in 2023 and there’s still some developers fighting for worst game ever made.
The whole game's development is weird, too. Daedalic Games has never made any game like this, before. The real question is HOW DID THEY GET THE LICENSE!? It doesn't make sense. They've made some small scale platformers, sure. So why the fuck are they making a 3D LotR game? Somebody at the Tolkien Estate approved this, and I hope they feel awful for it. Give the license to a developer that can handle that kind of expectation, not to mention the development, itself. I do not look forward to another waste of the LotR license be it from Daedalic or another studio.
@@WafflezDay lol
Huh, humans have made, continue to make and will make awful things as long as things get made
but is gollum as bad as ride to hell?
“G-games are too expensive to make. We can’t afford to charge less than $70 and sell in-game items”
And also
“Here, we spent millions on this polished turd. Bring your wallets, kids!”
Let’s not forget the fact Gollum hadn’t heard his name for 600 years until the events of the Two Towers when Frodo calls him Sméagol. It sounded like an absolute foreign word to him, yet here he is before that referring to himself as Sméagol. Did they not at least watch the films?
Are you serious? 😂
The people who worked on this game probably weren't alive when the movies came out.
@@WearywastrelThis is definitely a product of Boomers making games.
Completely the other way around.@@aslychair3096
* That doesn't make sense. The first film in the trilogy was released in 2001.
* Most game developers, that work for companies, are at least 22 years old.
@@aslychair3096you can't be serious? 😂 "Boomers" made Pac-Man, Super Mario Bros, Castlevania, Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda.... And you're trying to blame them for this pile of dog!!!! This was the product of some alt college kids getting given job opportunities for the sake of diversity 😂😂😂
I was literally crying during this. I could not stop laughing. OJ's Gollum outfit was a 10/10.
Kind of a missed opportunity to call im Joellum but still funny as hell xD
Were you crying because of how terrible the Gollum game is?
WE HATES IT
LOL. Them arguing about who's gonna play. Game was so bad it ruined their friendship
MY VALUABLES!
The existence of this game was worth it for this video
It began with the forging of the great tags
Three were given to Angry Joe, angriest and loudest of all creatures...
Eight to Other Joe, great zombie game player and thespian...
A nine... nine tags were given to Alex, who above else desires quality...
But one was forged to rule them all... by corporate commander.
But for all of them were deceived, for another tag was made, forged in secret in the fires of mount corporate a master tag. Corporate commander with all of his malice and hatred put into this tag... one tag to rule them all.
How did I do?
@@syricstheconquerer3608 You should've said *'corporate commander, with all of his malice and greed, put into this tag... 'one tag to scam them all'*
I bet the IRS is going after the devs for tag evasion. There are to many hints in this game
The credits dropping frames was just god damn legendary!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My reaction was laughter to bewilderment, then I realize they probably are scrolling through an enlarged menu item lol
I started crying laughing when the credits started dropping frames 😂
Same here...im weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lawrencemajor7176AAAHHHH🤣🤣🤣🤣
Propably the people whose names are in the credits collectively trying to use psychic powerd to stop the credits rolling.
@@toniheikkila5607the ring itself is influencing the game itself to tempt you to keep playing the game
I've honestly never seen that happen before in any other game. OMG.
It took almost a decade but we finally got another 1/10 rating game
I’m afraid to ask: what was the last one? 😅
@@Matt-ih4ffPower Rangers game. Essentially so bad to the point that Joe broke. That was the day Corporate Commander won against Joe for the first time.
@@SpideyfanXBased on the way he describes it, it's worse than even RtH:Retribution/Mindjack.
At least those games he laughed at
@@serraramayfield9230 oh my GOD i forgot about mindjack😆🤦🏽♂️💀
I even said it on yongyea's video about Gollum and even I know that this is a terrible game and even said this will be a 1/10 in angry Joe's book.
The fact that this made Redfall looked like a decent playable game says a lot about it's quality.
it wasn't half the year over and calling redfall bad, I literally went "Lmao; bet"
and then the gollum game comes out and i'm "holy fuck, i wasn't expecting a worse game to come out THAT fast!"
We finally get a 1 out of 10 from Joe after 6-7 years
It honestly should’ve been a zero.
@@doccoke8782the game is technically a game. so 1 is good
Afraid to give a zero. Worst game I’ve ever seen or played. Thank god I played it at a friends house for 10 minutes 😂
Ok... wich game is worse.. gollum.... OR.... Ride to hell:retribution?... 🤣🤣
@@jameswayton2340Oh boy, that game felt like a Ride To Hell, but it couldn’t afford a Retribution😂
"Are those Orcs?" ".. more like DORCS" best quote of the whole video
10:22 Joe: give me one good thing about this game
*Joe thinks as hardest as he can*
10:29 Joe: …the… checkpoint system!
What a professional reviewer 😂 👍
The checkpoint system is also bad. I saw multiple people who had to restart chapters because certain story triggers broke (or Gollum stopped responding to their input) and reloading last checkpoint (as well as closing and reopening the game) didn't fix it, so they had to restart chapter
38:01 Not even lying, literally the moment Gollum got roasted, a barbeque ad started playing, cheerfully singing ”What should we barbeque today?”, and I just lost it😂
lmao
That's absolutely perfect
The fact that you three got into an argument on who has to play the game had me on the floor!
Lol foreal had me dead 😂
Even Tolkien knew in the 1950s that nobody cared what happened to Gollum so he skipped through it in the books
OJ's costumes never disappoint
Had me rolling
Straight quality
It’s the costume’s eyes 😂😂
My valuable
OJ's Body Language
Is Comical
AJS is the only reason why I'm a little excited when something this horrendous comes out. Some of the best reviews happen from these gaming atrocities, and this one definitely joins the Angry Review hall of fame, at least in my eyes. Awesome job!
Scuffed Gollum is going down as one of their best definitely!
Admit it, this was the most anticipated angry review of the entire year. Nothing will beat this angry review. LMAO.
it's even worse than RtH:Retribution
Depends if Madden can top it
@AdamJohnson-ot7ivmadden never disappoints
@@serraramayfield9230 normally I would say ''dont exaggerate'' but.... I think you are right this time lol
Madden and NFTs (the trailer reaction) is all I've got to say to that lol let's wait until the full thing drops for real before we pick a winner lol
I love how you each started getting legitimately pissed at each other as you each argued about who’s turn it was to play. Damn fine review
Thank you for suffering through this for us Joe!
Somehow managed to be more broken than fallout 76
I mean this was going to fail from the start who wants to play a game as Gollum? lol
Wonder when Jedi survivor is gonna get a good review since it’s a 8/10 only because of the performance issues if that wasn’t there it would be 9.5
I agree 👍👍 angry Joe show suffered through an absolutely complete garbage game
Oh boy you're telling me
Joe's cosplay in this is a 10/10 badass seal of approval.
The Joesplay is better than the actual game....
This game made me feel like Gollum. I'm not broken, insane and severely mentally ill. Truly incredible and absolutely immersive.😢
Joe great job 30 people got laid off at the company today but at least you got some laughs in
@@YoungCub I feel bad for anyone getting the sack. But if you make a terrible game. Why would you expect to keep your job.
At least the gollum jumping cutscene hit pretty good…
Other joe is a national treasure. Near the end when he said “ we hates it” I almost died. Thank you for the outtakes at the end!
Other Joe is awesome!
36:46
I Rich Evans laughed at the end. I didn't even know I could do that.
@@megaton_a I'm still waiting for Rich Evans on the AJ show and/or OJ on Best of the Worst.
"the credits are frame dropping" i laughed so hard ... this game rocks!
This game is the perfect embodiment of the classic Angry Video Game Nerd's "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??" phrase.
Shitty games are eternal
Exactly
I'd rather have ea make another lord of the rings rts game
@@kobra6660Fr, BFME was the 🐐
💩 🌮 💩 🍕 💩 🚙
This game is actually brilliant. It simulates perfectly the burden of carrying the ring. Now you know how Frodo felt. 10/10
I hate that fucking ring.
I’m ded 😂😭
🤣
I would like your comment, but its on 999, so I won't
I nearly broke when the game had intense framerate issues in the closing credits. It really must have been deliberate on their part. They wanted to make an awful game.
It's like The Room of video games lol
And now they want to make another.
You've got to have nerves of steel to get to the end credits of this game.
🤣
@sgtjohnson49 the room is definitely better than this game 😂😂😂😂😂
The sad thing is, I have seen people trying to defend this game. Claiming that its just a small indie team, so we should cut them some slack. Two problems with that: One, we live in a world where a single person can make a masterpiece like ULTRAKILL or Stardew Valley with basically zero budget, so a team with a budget of any size making this atrocity is inexcusable. Two, they are charging "AAA" prices for this game, so we need to judge as harshly as a "AAA" game.
In the end, if it looks like shit, plays like shit, and runs like shit, no matter how you slice it, its gonna be shit.
Props for eventually keeping a straight face while recording with JOllum, and props to OJ as always for incredible work like JOllum. Incredible stuff guys.
Jollum 😂
Jollum and Smeajoel
Funniest angry review in a minute. OJ as Gollum had me fucking dying
@@OGgluttonoustoad was in tears XD
I was wondering why they pronounced Gollum as “golem,” but it would make sense if they tried to make it rhyme with “Joe” ( the only way in which it would make sense)
I was crying laughing through this whole video 😂 so sorry you all had to suffer for it, but this was absolutely HILARIOUS and definitely made my day.
Jollum and OJ had me dying. I hope we see more of Jolleum.
As someone who also played, and best the game, I am with you. I'm died of laughter. Everything is so true. I knew the game was terrible when I bought it, and my god it didn't disappoint. Anyone who has beaten this game should be given a share of the Tolkien family estate for surviving this travesty.
I share the same sentiment
Ride to Hell will remain King
Too much screaming and forced anger. Not in the good books when it comes to your content but instead incredibly cringe.
The game may have gotten a 1/10 but that Gollum costume is forever 10/10 with a bad ass seal of approval 😂😂😂
Whose golem?
Gollum. C'mon bro the names in the fucking title.
Y’all act like phones don’t auto correct… chill… it’s not that serious 🤣
That costume is better than any single part of the game its based on
27:34 is probably the funniest shit I’ve seen in such a horrible game in a while. The quick “gollum” before the cut is fantastic.
This game really makes you feel like being Gollum.
Which is why it's bad.
@@bthsr7113GAME really makes you feel like CHARACTER is a meme.
It truly makes you *FEEL* the misery of being Gollum
But if you want to say my precious that's an extra dlc purchase
This game is going to reach unintentional cult status of 10 bad you need play before you die MK4 eat your heart out. 😂
It took 6 years, but AngryJoe finally gave a game 1/10. Awesome job on the review, man!
every 2/10 game was rated 2 because he felt that it could be even worse, usually even a bad game has one or two things that at least work somehow. It really shows how terrible this game is.
1/10 oh my God thank you for saving me angry Joe I didn’t buy it right now
I never touched this game, but I’d give it a 0. A 1/10 score is too generous.
it should've got a 0
Angry joe only gives 0 qhen something simply wont run. The idea is that it is impossible to review if you literally cant play or watch it. And there was that star trek series, of course
“These are different tags” I lost it at that point. I never wish for a bad game to come out but when it does Joe is extra hilarious when ripping it apart. 😂
Only thing that's good about shit games
Know what's funny? This Gollum looks and sounds more like Dobby from Harry Potter....if Dobby was a rabid bipolar baby.
Fun fact. This game released literally a few hours after Joe’s redfall review was uploaded. Meaning the title of the Redfall review was almost immediately outdated.
How this year is gonna be bad for videobgames.
If Joe had played this before first then Redfall likely would have gotten a better rating just by comparison, lol.
This is a classic Joe review. With Joe constantly yelling his lungs out, him constantly making funny gestures, and a funny cutaway intro.
yeah i really felt the old school vibes in this one. what a freakin treat
I'm just thinking how Joe would deal with those bad games if OJ and Alex wasn't with him, their friendship saves Joe's heart from exploding 😂
Joe did not have to deal with the One Ring by himself.
He wouldn't be called Angry Joe. He'd be Cardiac Arrest Joe.
Considering this game even fought back against the friendship itself, it would be impossible alone.
It's such a shame. Daedalic used to be amazing, but the founder Poli left the Studio exactly around the time Gollum was made. The studio used to be about Point and click adventures (The Deponia Series is a masterpiece). I am so disappointed.
Exactly!
Sadly this game is 🚮
The “we hates it” skit had me crying 😂
Tricksies
They tricksed us😆
So funny, best part of the video. OJ is a really good Gollum
What's the time stamp?
@@NumbuhONE 36:47
Took a whole decade, but someone actually managed to make a worse game than Ride to Hell. Wow.
Lets not go that far lol
@@shiv100p No, let us go THAT FAR. I’ve never seen a game this buggy since Ride To Hell, not even Cyberpunk or Fallout 76 could topple the beast that is Ride to Hell!
Comparing this to Ride to Hell is tricky in that they both have things that make one superior over the other.
LOTR Gollum's "interesting" art design and the lore it's based on immediately make it better in one way, yet Ride to Hell actually allows you to interact with the world instead of having you move through level after level, even if done poorly.
Both are painful to look at it. They both take the term boring to new heights.
Ride to hell is at least hilarious with things... like 'electric fence, gotta get past that' and the Main Character decides to get a truck... and crash it into the POWERPLANT supplying power to the fence... and then return to just crawl up on the rocks nearby and jump over the fence that way... completely negating the damn need for the truck, dealing with the electric fence to begin with, etc. XD
@@kinagrillride to hell is like watching the room. The voice, acting, look, everything was so bad it was funny. This one is the same, but so boring at the same time that it's not even funny anymore and just bad.
Would love to see a documentary on just HOW a game as clearly unfinished as this gets a release. Like what is the process, what is happening inside the dev team and the publishing house?
It's not just unfinished, it's one of the worst game designs ever made.
usually it goes, in no particular order:
-no clear direction or end goal for the product
-high developer turnover
-no publisher oversight
-QA not even being an afterthought
-hands-off management or conversely poor/aggravating management
-inexperienced developers
-inflexible launch window
I heard that Daedelic had a lot of staff leave either before or during this games development so that's probably the main factor. It'd still fall on management for not hiring enough capable staff and/or not allowing new staff to get accustomed to the systems they would be using(little to no training) yet expecting to meet goal markers for the project all the same.
The accountant makes a call saying the money will run out in X days. Game ships.
Matt McMuscles will find a way
Yep. Looking forward to that inevitable _Wha' Happend?_ episode, lol.
This is like going inside Gollum's mind while being tortured by Sauron's goons.
More agonising than Agony itself.
That intro was just... just wonderful.
Also kudos to you for being one of the few people who was able to fight their way through to the end (even though it is apparent within the first few minutes of the game just what kind of experience you're signing up for).
I just find it to be the greatest irony just how fast Gollum swept Redfall's leg to take the title of "Worst game of the year." Redfall didn't even get a chance to celebrate it for more than a few weeks before it was ripped away.
There is something genuinely soul touching about watching a stoic man like Alex break, thanks for the deleted scenes!
Props for actually finishing the game, i cant even handle watching someone play it .
It's really painful to watch this game but angry joe made it great.
"I think we came up with something really .... you know... really."
That is such a beautiful sentence, I loved the skit
I loved that line too!
The fact that that argument about who has to play was actually serious and not just a joke is hilarious.
OJ is a national treasure, and should be protected at all costs.
We need a movie about OJ.
@@garudanathanael5257 There's already series called The People vs OJ Simpson
@@AdamJones-pr9ee jajajajaja but jokes aside this series is 10/10
I haven't seen Joe be so angry in a long time
I SWEAR TO GOD, OP-I was ABOUT TO WRITE the EXACT SAME THING.
God bless OJ for always being a good sport with the goofy and idiotic costumes they’re always putting him in for these reviews.
It's been 6 years since Joe gave a 1/10 score. Since that Power Rangers game back in 2017. It's great to have that 1/10 giving Joe back.
Should been 0/10
@@DELTAGAMlNG it tecnically works so he cant :D
@@blowbert9126Barely
Really? That long. Interesting bit of Angry Joe Trivia.
I’d be interested in a game about Sméagol’s corruption into Gollum and his slow descent into madness. It’s an aspect of the world of Hobbit and LOR that I don’t think is explored enough and I think it would make a very interesting story. They could even work the corruption into the gameplay by making Gollum move slower as the Ring weighs down on him until he can’t stand up anymore and making Gollum enter a kind of withdrawal period if he’s separated from the Ring for too long that gradually gets longer as the Ring corrupts him more and more.
Instead, we got this broken mess that made us all feel like Gollum by punishing and torturing us until we went insane.
He killed someone 5 seconds after getting the ring. He was always a little shit
I have absolutely loved watching OJ become more and more comfortable on camera and willing to do goofier and goofier things over the years.
OJ is truly a RUclips legend
OJ for President
He's amazing! 😅🤣👌🏻 love him! He's freakin hilarious and actually a pretty decent actor too! walks out "MY VALUABLE!" 😂
And we finally see him eating on camera! In multiple takes too--ahhh, what a time to be alive.
Seeing Joe actually get sad when he chose to kill the bird out of his real world anger was pretty funny
32:23 for those curious
the bird is the only good looking thing from the game it's so cute.
"Let me know when one of you two want to play; I don't want to hog ALL the fun" -Alex I laughed way too hard at that!
😂😂😂😂
the pros of Gollum:
you can quit it
you can uninstall it
cons:
it exists
Honestly even the pros are kinda moot considering you'd first have to install and play it
@@KhiemNguyen-ly1wz tbf their still pros, imagine if Gollum permanently stuck itself to your console and was physically impossible to uninstall/quit the game
@@just_bladeok2041 At that point it would just cease to be a game and just go straight into malware
AJ, OJ and Alex did a better job designing Gollum than any of the people who worked on this game.
🤣
Add to that the fact AJ and co didn't even bother with a game. There are people out there actually believing stuff like this is worth money. I think that's the real plot of this game.
That segment of Joe, OJ, and Alex arguing over who has to play is both hilarious and sad!
There was more storytelling from 32:18 to 32:46 than there was in the entire Gollum game.
I at least believe Joe went through a meaningful character arc.
37:04 IHATEIT-IHATEIT-IHATEIT-IHATEIT-IHATEIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHA!! This one came from the bottom of his heart and it rescent...No acting on this for sure!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Gollum just going through a phase” I’ve replayed that part 20 times and it’s still hilarious.
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@@rodneyjones1990 He doesn't exist, also press the caps lock button
@Godzillafan2100 it's a bot
It lacks a fundamental understanding of the concept of caps lock
All it knows is Jesus
my greatest joy these days is seeing people tearing movies and games apart like there is no tomorrow, loved this one
26:30 had me in literal tears and I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
"Oh my God, what is that", facial expression and all.
Oh man, this is the funniest review I have ever seen in my life.
Did anyone else notice that "Gandalf" was wall-eyed?
PUT YOUR FAITH AND TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS ON WHICH HE SHED HIS BLOOD FOR OUR FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND HEALING BECAUSE YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN TO HAVE GOD'S TRUE FORGIVENESS OF SIN and TRUE HEALING and TRUE PEACE and TRUE REST FOR YOUR SOUL AND TRUST AND BELIEVE IN HIS RESURRECTION BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST BY WHICH HE ROSE AGAIN TO GIVE US HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND IN HIS ASCENSION TO THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD OUR FATHER AFTER WHICH HE SENT THE HOLY SPIRIT TO US YOU AND ME DID WE MAY ALL BE ABLE TO BELIEVE AND TRUST AND KNOW THAT GOD IS TRUE AND REAL AND EXISTS AND BE BORN AGAIN BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST WHO CONVICTS US OF OUR SINS END OF THE JUDGMENT OF THE WORLD AND THE RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH IS IN CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD FOR IT IS ONLY THROUGH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS (NOT OUR OWN WORKS BUT HIS) THAT WE CAN
EVEN BE MADE RIGHTEOUS AT ALL BEFORE GOD THE FATHER FOR OUR SINS ARE MANY BUT GOD RICH IN MERCY SENT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST WHO IS GOD HIMSELF IN HUMAN FORM YET WITHOUT SIN TO BE THE PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT THAT WE DESERVED FOR OUR SINS UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE COULD BE FORGIVEN AND BE SPARED GOD'S WRATH FOR OUR SINS AND INSTEAD BE JUSTIFIED BEFORE GOD AND HAVE HIS SALVATION AND HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND NO LONGER FEAR THE STING OF DEATH AND FEAR GOING TO HELL BUT INSTEAD REMAIN AT REST IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST BY GRACE THROUGH FAITH ABIDING GOD'S TRUE REST AND TRUE PEACE WHICH SURPASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING AND IN GOD'S THE FULL OF ASSURANCE OF SALVATION KNOWING THAT WE HAVE ETERNAL LIFE (AND THOUGH OUR FLESHLY BODIES WON'T LAST FOREVER) OUR SOULS WILL GO ON AND LIVE FOREVER AND GO TO HEAVEN TO BE HOME WITH GOD OUR FATHER AND NOT DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR OUR
SINS FOR FOR WE WHO HAVE FAITH AND TRUST AND BELIEVE INTO JESUS CHRIST THE ROCK OF OUR SALVATION OUR TRUE SAVIOR, AND LORD, AND OUR TRUE HUSBAND, HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL OUR SINS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE IN JESUS CHRIST BY THE BLOOD OF CHRIST AND WE KNOW THIS BY HIS HOLY SPIRIT WHOM HE GOD HAS GIVEN US AS A SEAL AND TESTIMONY TO TESTIFY TO US THAT WE BELONG TO CHRIST AND ARE SAVED IN CHRIST JESUS BY THE POWER OF HIS BLOOD WHICH HE SHED FOR US UPON HIS CROSS IN JESUS NAME I DECLARE THIS OVER YOU AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE GOD!
@@khalaq2PUT YOUR FAITH AND TRUST IN JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS ON WHICH HE SHED HIS BLOOD FOR OUR FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND HEALING BECAUSE YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN TO HAVE GOD'S TRUE FORGIVENESS OF SIN and TRUE HEALING and TRUE PEACE and TRUE REST FOR YOUR SOUL AND TRUST AND BELIEVE IN HIS RESURRECTION BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST BY WHICH HE ROSE AGAIN TO GIVE US HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND IN HIS ASCENSION TO THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD OUR FATHER AFTER WHICH HE SENT THE HOLY SPIRIT TO US YOU AND ME DID WE MAY ALL BE ABLE TO BELIEVE AND TRUST AND KNOW THAT GOD IS TRUE AND REAL AND EXISTS AND BE BORN AGAIN BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST WHO CONVICTS US OF OUR SINS END OF THE JUDGMENT OF THE WORLD AND THE RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH IS IN CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD FOR IT IS ONLY THROUGH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FINISHED WORK UPON THE CROSS (NOT OUR OWN WORKS BUT HIS) THAT WE CAN
EVEN BE MADE RIGHTEOUS AT ALL BEFORE GOD THE FATHER FOR OUR SINS ARE MANY BUT GOD RICH IN MERCY SENT HIS SON JESUS CHRIST WHO IS GOD HIMSELF IN HUMAN FORM YET WITHOUT SIN TO BE THE PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT THAT WE DESERVED FOR OUR SINS UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE COULD BE FORGIVEN AND BE SPARED GOD'S WRATH FOR OUR SINS AND INSTEAD BE JUSTIFIED BEFORE GOD AND HAVE HIS SALVATION AND HIS ETERNAL EVERLASTING LIFE AND NO LONGER FEAR THE STING OF DEATH AND FEAR GOING TO HELL BUT INSTEAD REMAIN AT REST IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST BY GRACE THROUGH FAITH ABIDING GOD'S TRUE REST AND TRUE PEACE WHICH SURPASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING AND IN GOD'S THE FULL OF ASSURANCE OF SALVATION KNOWING THAT WE HAVE ETERNAL LIFE (AND THOUGH OUR FLESHLY BODIES WON'T LAST FOREVER) OUR SOULS WILL GO ON AND LIVE FOREVER AND GO TO HEAVEN TO BE HOME WITH GOD OUR FATHER AND NOT DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR OUR
SINS FOR FOR WE WHO HAVE FAITH AND TRUST AND BELIEVE INTO JESUS CHRIST THE ROCK OF OUR SALVATION OUR TRUE SAVIOR, AND LORD, AND OUR TRUE HUSBAND, HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL OUR SINS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE IN JESUS CHRIST BY THE BLOOD OF CHRIST AND WE KNOW THIS BY HIS HOLY SPIRIT WHOM HE GOD HAS GIVEN US AS A SEAL AND TESTIMONY TO TESTIFY TO US THAT WE BELONG TO CHRIST AND ARE SAVED IN CHRIST JESUS BY THE POWER OF HIS BLOOD WHICH HE SHED FOR US UPON HIS CROSS IN JESUS NAME I DECLARE THIS OVER YOU AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE GOD!
17:55 when someone you work with does something stupid🤣
😂
That gollum costume was ON POINT!
"GOLLUM CAN CHOKE A BITCH" Best line I heard all day 😂😂😂😂😂
Gollum is definitely a game that makes you think twice about games you gave a bad review to in the past. It's a game that makes those mediocre games I looked down on look like masterpieces.
Ride to Hell: Retribution and Mindjack look like a blast to play, compared to this.
Well this game did so badly, the studio not only canceled another upcoming Tolkien game, but also haslce decided to completely cease all game development. It is switching to exclusively publishing work
I would pay good money for a sketch comedy show with these 3 on the channel. The intros are always my absolute favorite.
What's so fancy about G-fuel ads?
@@fajaradi1223 the g-fuel ads are not in the sketch.
"The game sucks, we started to fight each other... It's tearing us apart" That got me... can't wipe the stupid grin off my face.
You know it's bad when friends are arguing, so they DONT have to play the game.
Its the ring
The frame dropping credits had me on the floor 😂
I don't think I've ever seen that before. That game unlocked a new level shittiness
Timestamp plase?
@@michaeljava873635:56
They made a miserable game because being Gollum is supposed to be miserable> the most pitiful being on Middle Earth/worst game of 2023; makes sense.
I lost it at the "Gollum can choke a bitch" part
It had been 10 years since Joe did a proper "WORST GAME EVER?!" and now he's had 2 in one year.
That was ride to hell if I remember correctly 🤣 although we came close with godzillla on ps4
@@webrider117don’t forget mindjack or whatever that shit is called
2 so far
whats the other one?
i remember the old ones:
ride to hell
harry potter deathly hallows part 1 and 2
sonic free riders
mind jack
godzilla
battleship
I rewatch that review from time to time, been a hell of a decade for Angry Joe, other Joe and Alex!
Haven't seen Joe this angry for a loooong while. What a great game.
He was this angry in the redfall review
@@hussien04 nah dude Redfall was just his normal bad game reaction.
Brought me back to Mindjack
you missed Redfall? 2023 is finally a year were Joe can be Angry Joe again.
Truly one of the games of all time. The story was, the characters were, the gameplay was, the level design was, the progression system was, and the graphics were
Do people feel clever when they use a joke that's already been used a billion times before?
@@510tuberif its still funny, why not?
Do you feel miserable ALL THE TIME due to seeing other people having fun?
@@510tuber ''Let people have f-''
''No''
...but the game just wasn't...
The various different stages of production this game had to pass to be released and it still came out like this is quite impressive
6:06 this genuinely had me laughing with them. That transition from gameplay jump to cutscene was just comedic gold.
Gollum truly deserves game of the year award, cant wait to see what 2000 holds in store for us
Gollum is so jank, it went through the Speed Force and traveled back to the past
@@ServantBerserkerZeroLord of Ring: Gollum is a canon event all gamers must go through.
@@Longshanks1690no hell no that's far to crual two months In the hole sounds more humane then ever playing this
Redfall*
If there is a Razzies equivalent of the gaming awards,Rest assured this will get a huge GOTY
33:30 - The character design in this is truly something else. The Elven King's shoulder pads or whatever those are are just floating off his shoulders. He has a palisade collar that appears to be simply jutting out of his shoulders and isn't attached in any meaningful sort of way. He also looks really bloody old. Awful.
This was vintage Angry Joe. Not annoying in his screams, just the perfect amount of anger and humor lol
oj is simply a human treasure at this point, protect him at all costs
"Hey Joe, wanna play a mf'n Gollum game?!"
OJ is my precious
@@KanieX valuable* lol
@Cunnie123 yea I like orange juice also
I hope that's not marker on his teeth.
The lengths OJ will go to deliver a performance like this just shows what an established acting legend he is. This is hands down Oscar worthy material here.
OJ > Andy Serkis.
Its not diverse enough🙃
He’s already a better actor than the new guy that tried to be Batman after Ben u know the twilight glitter vampire
10/10 for frame drops during credits
The credits frame dropping is pure comedy.
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe but we born in the exact time that we got two of the worst game in ONE year for Angry Joe show, what a time to be alive.
you mean 3? Foreskin, Redfail, and smeagul
@@NXDf7 forspoken was better than the other two
@@afd1040 Marginally. They're not exactly a high bar to clear.
@@afd1040 lmao, forspoken is on the same level as the other two
YEAR is still young.
This is the old school style I will always love and die laughing to. Thank you Joe, OJ, and Alex!
At this point I don’t know why the Tolkien estate even lets anyone use the license at all. After Rings of Power and this I’d be fine never seeing another show or video game based on Tolkien’s lore.
Simon Tolkien is the reason. He flipped off his father and grandfathers legacy and story lore, and gave the rights to people (Amazon's Rings of Power for example) who abused it for their own gains.
Its lord of the rings lmfao lets not act like its something to hold in high regard lmfao. Books about people walking, wow what wonder. 🙄 shits so overrated its pathetic.
Did you see how much money Amazon paid? If you wouldn't have sold out for that price, you'd be lying.
34:12 Honestly, I lost it at you guys arguing on who has to play the game! Thank you so much for taking a bullet for us.
27:55 😂 my favorite part, cutscene ends and gollum is just falling at terminal velocity
Love it.
Gives me og re4 vibes not to let go of my controller during cutscenes lol😂
This game made me feel like Gollum. I'm not broken, insane and severely mentally ill. Truly incredible and absolutely immersive.
Imagine this game as a 2.5D Oddworld like platformer/puzzle game where instead of saving your fellow prisoners you use manipulation and aggression to get them killed and punished so Gollum can escape the dungeons. That'd be infinitely better.
Imagine a game where you’re not playing Gollum A no combat character
I heard they got the license by a legal loophole.they were given the opportunity, rejected it at first, but due to said loophole, they kept the Gollum license. And it's true, they actually want to do another game.
I've never been so embarrassed in my life, to call myself a German and see such a bad product come from a German company.
So so sad.
Daedalic made such great point and click games in the past, real jewels of the genre. And now THIS?!?
Pure embarrassment.
@@koppsr I don't think the same people work there that used to I think nearly all of them left. Still very embarrassing and unfortunate though.
@@whoevencaresbra-5990 b-but he can strangle like two Orcs that's like amazing!
@@whoevencaresbra-5990 Middle Earth Shadow Of War you means't
27:12 the way his beard moves when he talks 😂
It’s amazing how fast the vultures descended on this franchise after Christopher Tolkien’s death
It honestly has me worried about the same for George Lucas and the Star Wars franchise
Maybe Authors/Writers are better off having their IPs/Franchises die with them, and the vultures are forced to create a more shitty version, but they won't be able to use the original titles, otherwise it will be known as copyright, and people will know that something is a copycat.
@@ziephel-6780 100% agree, with the caveat that if an author dies before their series is complete, someone else may be permitted to finish it, like Brandon Sanderson did with wheel of time when Robert Jordan died
"the credits are frame dropping "
😂😂 Lol I lost it there
Sad thing is they could have made this game and used the backstory of gollum and had a game with him finding the ring. A game with his mind being corrupted and the multiple personalities being developed. Ultimately leading to him following the main crew and being tortured. So many possibilities that could have been explored and that is what they decided on. Disappointing.
Seriously! Using the material right they could have made a masterpiece that stuck with people. THEY RUINS IT!
@elhazelrah just because its lord of the rings doesnt mean it will be a masterpiece lmfao.
@@JackTheripper911 I agree, but if they went with some of the ideas @davidsieberns8565 said, it would have been sick! Like throughout the game you gradually see him become Gollum more & more and have the game mechanics change with it. IDK
O yea, don't forget to make gollum's kills look like manhunt because he's supposed to be a sadist creature that will use any things to kill. Devs these days were afraid of bloods
This is what I was thinking. 😢
The game was so bad that angry joe didn't say "I'll see you guys on the next Angry Joe Show."