8:15 No one calls him fat here? Sam Jackson's character calls him a slob because of the mess and Hammond says check the vending Machines because when he left he told everyone he was going there. Also I might be remembering wrong but isn't the lack of staff explained by the approaching storm?
I JUST watched all of the Jurassic Park movies, THEN watched all of the Caravan of Garbage Jurassic Park videos, THEN woke up to this upload... I feel like I did this guys
7:00 No joke, that Unix computer system where you fly through boxes was a real interface. And I think the virtual reality gloves were based on "data gloves" Nasa was experimenting with at the time. The 90s was the wild west of computing
7 year old me, a california native, was absolutley both blown away and terrified that the T Rex was wreaking Havoc throughout San Diego.The T rex romping through SoCal is still my favorite JP sequence ever.
The cast in the first one is overall very good, but Nedry hits it out of the park. Wayne "The Knight" Knight brings all his awkwardness, all his playful rascal energy, and gives it 100%. You love to hate him while you also love every second he is on screen. Wayne has never been better, and I can't imagine anyone else playing Nedry. Just perfect.
@@rorylynch7775 hes the working man who gets stiffed by the rich villain. In the book its not just that he wins the bid for the job, the friction is because Hammond keeps changing the parameters of the job. He keeps asking them to change the software to do more, but tells them he wont pay them more because they already agreed on a price. But the original deal didnt include how much or how expansive the changes hes asking him to make are. He essentially holds out on payment until Nedry does what hes asking, which is why Nedry takes the offer of Dodson.
The lost world was one of like six movies we had on VHS for indoor recess at school on cold winter days. The gymnastics scene got cheers every single time. Because on some level, these are kids movies
Chriton told him about it when they were working on another script together, he wanted 1.5m + percentages for it and there was a small bidding war but speilberg got it with universals help.
Oh man, a Samuel Jackson-lead Jurassic movie where he was able to become a Hammond-esque figure himself would be pretty incredible. There are SO many ways you could spin that one concept alone.
crazy i was just rewatching these movies! with all the upcoming trailer hype and image leaks for the new one coming out, rebirth. The jurassic hype is high rn
“Hey Spielberg! Where’s my Stego, ya prick!?” might very well be a top 5 Maso joke. That clip of the bullies always accompanies a banger from Maso, such as George Lucas’ assortment of bullies he hired to harass Jake Lloyd
I like the idea that John Hammond spent all his money making the dinosaurs live and as a result he couldn't make a functional park and he couldn't pay his employees. He was basically using gaffer tape to get this park together.
The Jurassic Park trilogy was actually pretty good especially the first one, The Jurassic World was an excellent improvement. I'm looking forward for The Rebirth.
I'd have to rewatch the World movies to confirm (which I won't do because they aren't that good), but I'm pretty sure the gymnastics scene in Lost World remains the only time in the Jurassic franchise where a human directly kills a dinosaur onscreen.
The 3D software that Lex used to reactivate the locks was a real file explorer called fsn made for the Irix brand of Unix which ran on Silicon Graphics workstations. Those were the pinnacle of 3D rendering at the time, also responsible for games like Donkey Kong Country and Killer Instinct.
I actually read somewhere a couple days ago, apparently the T-Rex actually had padded feet which meant it was extremely stealthy and added to why it was such a great prehistoric predator. So the scene where the T-Rex comes in and nobody notices is actually quite accurate
T-Rex's also weren't giant lizards with leathery skin, there is evidence to suggest that they had feathers, or are born with feathers and lose them as they mature. Also the closest living relative to the T-Rex in modern day, in the common farm chicken. Isn't that weird? A chicken is the living relative of a giant murder machine.
I already liked this channel a lot before, but sneaking in jokes about a certain island makes me like it even more. There needs to be more awareness of that kind of stuff. I think people would be shocked by who all is involved.
Before I put a hour and half into the video, is this new content or 3 separate videos covering each movie at some other point in time, mashed into one video?
During the creation of Jurassic World, CG artists couldnt find the right colour for Chris Pratts Velociraptor, so they started trawling the internet looking for the right shade of blue, this was internally referred to as The Blue Harvest
I get home from work randomly whistling the jurassic parl theme, had to search it up and listen to the whole thing, and hit my subscription tab and this is the first video. If thats not some weird bit of fate im not sure what is
@@Vegeta654 You're going to love this, because there'll be _another_ one next week (based on previous years). And then we get a new episode (based on previous years).
G'day there boys. Haven't been talkin' to the raptors there, have you mates?
alan
I've been
Let a thousand raptors bloom as far as I'm concerned
@@ThisIsCinePhile I never see you chewing on a müsli bar, do I?
@@saintniccage2818 what type of bloom? a silverbloom? a ironbloom? A DIAMONDbloom??????? hmmmm
As a scientist, I can attest scientists can't spell
As an engineer, can confirm the same for engineers.
8:15 No one calls him fat here? Sam Jackson's character calls him a slob because of the mess and Hammond says check the vending Machines because when he left he told everyone he was going there. Also I might be remembering wrong but isn't the lack of staff explained by the approaching storm?
You've nailed it, mate.
“I really hate that man.”
- John Hammond
I JUST watched all of the Jurassic Park movies, THEN watched all of the Caravan of Garbage Jurassic Park videos, THEN woke up to this upload... I feel like I did this guys
What about Camp Cretaceous?
😂 gotta love it
Had a 16 hour road trip in and out of Texas and listened to Caravan of Garbages on the entire 8 hour return trip. These compilations are useful.
7:00 No joke, that Unix computer system where you fly through boxes was a real interface. And I think the virtual reality gloves were based on "data gloves" Nasa was experimenting with at the time. The 90s was the wild west of computing
James is so old, he invented the original dinosaur! Gottem
At about 29:59, Maso does an incredible and most likely accidental Laszlo Cravensworth impression and I love it.
i didn't know Kurt Russel killed Walt Disney
This is funny 😄
Walt Disney did unironically love Kurt Russel and thought he was the best child actor ever.
7 year old me, a california native, was absolutley both blown away and terrified that the T Rex was wreaking Havoc throughout San Diego.The T rex romping through SoCal is still my favorite JP sequence ever.
The cast in the first one is overall very good, but Nedry hits it out of the park. Wayne "The Knight" Knight brings all his awkwardness, all his playful rascal energy, and gives it 100%. You love to hate him while you also love every second he is on screen. Wayne has never been better, and I can't imagine anyone else playing Nedry. Just perfect.
Him wanting to Dodgson to pay for the meal after Dodgson has already just given him his $750,000 is such a great touch. He's so delightfully slimy
@@rorylynch7775 hes the working man who gets stiffed by the rich villain. In the book its not just that he wins the bid for the job, the friction is because Hammond keeps changing the parameters of the job. He keeps asking them to change the software to do more, but tells them he wont pay them more because they already agreed on a price. But the original deal didnt include how much or how expansive the changes hes asking him to make are. He essentially holds out on payment until Nedry does what hes asking, which is why Nedry takes the offer of Dodson.
Got excited but then I realised it was a reupload. But then I remembered it's still gonna be a fun rewatch so I got excited again.
I forgot the working title for Star Wars. Thank god I was reminded.
Thank god someone else talks nonstop about the movie Congo
The lost world was one of like six movies we had on VHS for indoor recess at school on cold winter days. The gymnastics scene got cheers every single time. Because on some level, these are kids movies
I love the gag of Steven Spielberg constantly getting his money mugged
Major movie trope: Anything out of frame is invisible - even a T-Rex.
I stopped thinking about the roman empire, and are now thinking about dinosaurs. My favorite dinosaur is Astrodon.
I’m just gonna say it…..THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON RUclips AND I’M SICK OF PRETENDING IT’S NOT!!!
9:48 There’s not a lot of staff due to the hurricane evacuation
Alan...
So wait, Steven Speilberg paid two million for the book BEFORE it was even published? Someone told him about a book that hadn't been written yet?
Chriton told him about it when they were working on another script together, he wanted 1.5m + percentages for it and there was a small bidding war but speilberg got it with universals help.
They’re moving in herds.
They DO move in herds.
I saw JP in the theater when I was 11 and it absolutely blew my mind. That being said, every time a new JP comes out a part of the child in me dies.
Aussie TV looks so jank bruh
I'm just going to say that choosing to keep the Blue Harvest joke going while forsaking the one true Rodney is akin to a war crime.
They defo need to go back to doing more video games, some of their reactions are priceless.
I want a dinosaur themed coffee shop called “Jurassic Perk”.
I feel like Jurassic Park is just a Tuesday in Australia
you can tell these are old videos because theres no unexplained fart noise in the middle of any of them
Oh man, a Samuel Jackson-lead Jurassic movie where he was able to become a Hammond-esque figure himself would be pretty incredible. There are SO many ways you could spin that one concept alone.
Cant wait to listen to my real-life best friends, Jimbo and Nicky for an hour.
crazy i was just rewatching these movies! with all the upcoming trailer hype and image leaks for the new one coming out, rebirth. The jurassic hype is high rn
Where is the guy that screams Rodney in the Green Trivia segments? Is he safe? Is he... Alright?
Lads being lads 🦖 🦕
What?! No Round the Twist?!
Starting this movie out with an infant being eaten alive by lizard rats would’ve really been a bit of a tonal downer to start out from.
Never understood why Lost World gets any hate. It is an incredible sequel and it ramps everything up as a sequel should.
Come on, Mason, admit that Jurassic Park is a slice of fried gold, (the sequels ARE about the same level of quality)
“Hey Spielberg! Where’s my Stego, ya prick!?” might very well be a top 5 Maso joke. That clip of the bullies always accompanies a banger from Maso, such as George Lucas’ assortment of bullies he hired to harass Jake Lloyd
I like the idea that John Hammond spent all his money making the dinosaurs live and as a result he couldn't make a functional park and he couldn't pay his employees. He was basically using gaffer tape to get this park together.
The Jurassic Park trilogy was actually pretty good especially the first one, The Jurassic World was an excellent improvement. I'm looking forward for The Rebirth.
No way you just did this omg i love you guys thank you thank you
I'm so keen for how much Mason is gonna hate doing the next three
Goldblum is somehow, suddenly, as sexy in The Lost World as Brendan Fraser is in The Mummy. I will not be taking questions at this time.
43:47 Blue Harvest and Green Trivia.
Man I fuckin miss this era lol.
Hopin one of these has the goat… the guy who screams “Rodney!”
The utahraptor fits the size HOWEVER was covered with feathers, as were most raptors.
10:20 Simu Liu doesn't need boltcutters... he has his TEN RINGS and his JUDO CHOP!
I'd have to rewatch the World movies to confirm (which I won't do because they aren't that good), but I'm pretty sure the gymnastics scene in Lost World remains the only time in the Jurassic franchise where a human directly kills a dinosaur onscreen.
James Cameron would’ve made Jurassic Park all about sea dinosaurs
The 3D software that Lex used to reactivate the locks was a real file explorer called fsn made for the Irix brand of Unix which ran on Silicon Graphics workstations. Those were the pinnacle of 3D rendering at the time, also responsible for games like Donkey Kong Country and Killer Instinct.
I actually read somewhere a couple days ago, apparently the T-Rex actually had padded feet which meant it was extremely stealthy and added to why it was such a great prehistoric predator. So the scene where the T-Rex comes in and nobody notices is actually quite accurate
T-Rex's also weren't giant lizards with leathery skin, there is evidence to suggest that they had feathers, or are born with feathers and lose them as they mature. Also the closest living relative to the T-Rex in modern day, in the common farm chicken. Isn't that weird? A chicken is the living relative of a giant murder machine.
I already liked this channel a lot before, but sneaking in jokes about a certain island makes me like it even more. There needs to be more awareness of that kind of stuff. I think people would be shocked by who all is involved.
mason’s honestly most based take
My favourite dinosaur is the Weeklyplanetasaurus ❤
All equally good movies.
He said the thing!
And we hate him for it.
I dont think I've ever been this early to an upload. Let's go!
Call me weird but in my mind "3D Printers" don't really print. Prototyper makes a little more sense to me.
Holy shit, was that Jonathan Pryce as the lawyer in the first film?
BLUE HARVEST JOKES ARE BACK BABY!!!
Big Trouble in Little China.
Am I the first “they fell off” comment?
Fell of
I like the dinosaur with its tongue in a sling.
P.S. There is too many dinosaurs! That's what got us into this mess to begin with.
Before I put a hour and half into the video, is this new content or 3 separate videos covering each movie at some other point in time, mashed into one video?
Taking the piss now lads
During the creation of Jurassic World, CG artists couldnt find the right colour for Chris Pratts Velociraptor, so they started trawling the internet looking for the right shade of blue, this was internally referred to as The Blue Harvest
you... criminal how dare you
John Williams is the father of the band Toto`s
wait did they actually cut down redwoods specifically to record the t-rex stomps or did they just happen to have that recording?
I get home from work randomly whistling the jurassic parl theme, had to search it up and listen to the whole thing, and hit my subscription tab and this is the first video. If thats not some weird bit of fate im not sure what is
40:26 probably simpler to say the raptors killed the crew and then got too close to the T Rex and got chomped?
I had the 963rd like. Mason can never take that from me.
Wooow! Life found a way! This is some real original content! Verg loggers and basd
I loved the part where rhe guy yelled rodny
i used to play the shit outta Jurassic Park on the SNES!!
Poor Laura Dern was cancelled by bigots a few years later after this. Glad her career is back
Interesting... 🤔
It's a UNIX system! I know this!
Please look at Stargate.
Look at it hahahha
Do the harry Potter films!
Dinosaur more like dinobored
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Parkier
Jurassic Parkiest
I want that red dwarf episode I can never find it. I need it
Nice, a new video to leave a like on
Blue harvest joke
Im something of a scientist myself
59:29 there has never been a good JP video game 😂. Save your time
*ANYONE IN 2089 ?!?✨💖✨*
Nah. I’m still here in 2020 where that gag already got old.
Dude lives in 2089, meanwhile we are fracking around in 2063
@@MrOtistetrax My brother in christ, that's a bot
@@cgijokerman5787 how do you know I’m not?
Nah you're not either.
Hold on to your butts.
Pa paaa, pa paaaa, papapa, papa, papaaa...
first
Get on ya backs.
Yeess, more recycled slop for my slop enjoying brain
Engunears kan spill
alan
I really appreciate your hard work and professionalism! Your videos are a true example of quality content on RUclips.👙🤠💰
Third?
The only 3 I like are the first 3. The Chris Pratt ones are awful
which one of you was first?
@thatkazzy has the oldest time stamp
Yay another compilation of videos I’ve already watched. Post something new.
That’s what I’m saying. There’s a reason most RUclipsrs post compilations videos on their second channel
Original content 👍
January sucks for revenue on RUclips and they'd be earning less for the same work. So, here we are.
@@DigitalVanquish 3 times in a row is crazy tho.
@@Vegeta654
You're going to love this, because there'll be _another_ one next week (based on previous years). And then we get a new episode (based on previous years).
Third!