"Write what you know" Somehow, the ex-assistant of Harvey Weinstein writing a kidnapping falling in love with her kidnapper after he showed his dick to her feels like something she would know...
I refuse to watch it, because I refuse to give them my money to use to make more of their... stuff. The Woke Critic, however... oh yes. Definitely on my playlist.
The worst part of this episode is that a melanated female fell for her captor so quickly. Compared that with Belle, who took several days, and was labelled by the Wokies as suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, the ironies that arise from Representation.
@@VanceHelw Ironically, I've been told that they watch a fair amount of gay pr0n. Let's see... what was it, that Rachel from the new Snow White said...? Starts with a w?
It surpass art by using diversity, the power of one. Equity, the power of two. And last but not least, inclusion, the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. Truly the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced. My wife's boyfriend and my daughter's girlfriend are thrilled by the show and they adore it.
Maybe my wife could hang out with your wife’s boyfriend, she says I’m too clingy. And I agree, best Star Wars show ever produced. I cried when the man was sexualized and then I lashed myself 12 times.
@@freedone. You’re just the person I wanted to talk to. Is it true that all of you daughters on planets of witches with no dads have the emotional range of a rather wooden teaspoon or is that just when you are twins? I’ve been dying to find out. Sorry if the question sounds simplistic but I wasn’t born to space witches, so sad.
Picture this: I was hired for a job, while utterly lacking any talent or ability in the field. The boss, by chance, just happens to be my wife. Along comes some other big shot who can significantly impact the success of this venture, who asks for my opinion on our product. I can assure you, in hopes of future work and continued access to my wife's "wookie", the word "masterpiece" would be the most innocuous of the many fawning descriptions I would use.
When I am done bathing I usually put on fresh clean clothes but this guy is totally evil and just puts on the same clothes he took off. A proper villain he is!
I laughed. I cried. I was confused. I was inspired. I threw up. Then I stopped watching Joe Biden try to talk for more than 2 minutes and tuned into the acolyte. BRAVO LUCASFILM. BRAVO.
Life is offering you the plums of juicy goodness to swallow. They are right there - on the screens surrounding you: the genius, the originality ,the top shelf writing. Aren’t we lucky ? Unfortunately, we also have remote controls , just lying there, within easy reach of our hand . Making our body’s self defence instinct ( surely , involuntary) move the finger towards the ‘OFF’ button. Treacherous body-not knowing what is good for it….
When Osha is crowned, it brought back memories of the coronations of elf detective Galadriel and herstory scholar Cleopatra 😢 thanks, 1the woke critic 🏆
Wonderful, can't wait to watch hours of RUclips videos about it. Will never watch the show itself though. I'm not sufficiently arty, non-binary, non-white, nor non-hetro.
Massive shout out to San francisco central community college first year students for the writing and cinematography on the Acolyte, 2nd and 3 year students are jealous af.and also special mention to Bobcat Goldthwait for the acting lessons he provided.❤
I knew nothing of this channel before, but when I saw the title for this video I wondered what the hell kind of lunatic, woke stuff is on here. Then I realized I was thinking as my usual cis, white, straight, male identity. Once I identified as a black, lesbian, queen I understand the series in full clarity. Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm subbed.
I was getting worried that Disney took you out when I saw it had been a few months since the last upload then BOOM, 4 new vids in 12 days 🔥 Glad you're still with us and cheers to many more supremely entertaining vids! 🤘🏻😎
As a person who identifies as Dutch, her braids offend me it's cultural appropriation 🤡 Also as a Brit your mop reference is tha banter we need to annoy the woke 😂
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, ok wait what comes after 2? Leslye Headland : Many. Amandla Stenberg : Many what? Leslye Headland : Many, many. Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many many.
Thank you, Critic, by digesting and regurgitating this slippery product for safe consumption, you are like a mother penguin taking care of it's nest slap full of babies... you never thought twice about the danger to yourself and we thank you for it! BRAVO!
I finally recognise him as Jason from The Good Place and now I can't unsee it 😂 I only watch reviews just so you amazing critics can actually provide a good time 🙌 this is great
My boyfriend’s wife, her husband, and our non-binary partner all gathered together to watch this, as we do with all Acolyte episodes We cheered, we laughed, we cried he didn’t Vader, but at least it was red
It's such a work of art!!! I love when toxic relationships are created for the thirsty fans of the world! To create such interesting unforgetable characters with so many interesting backstories!!!😂
Confirmed: These people want Love and Sex so bad that’s the only way they can write a story. It being bad is a reflection of how selfish they are when writing about their wants. I feel dirty just watching the review now.😂
Some people are just not make to love 😂 that's me, who always managed to say the wrong thing at the wrong time whenever someone trying to flirt with me 😂😂 Doctor: what are you using for birth control? Me: just being my usual self
Кино
The Acolyte has revealed the lastest Force power:
Forced relationships.
Underrated 😂
"Write what you know"
Somehow, the ex-assistant of Harvey Weinstein writing a kidnapping falling in love with her kidnapper after he showed his dick to her feels like something she would know...
Something Darth Weinstein's acolyte would probably have a lot of experience in
@@dean_l33the Jewdi master
Force-scissoring.
You, sir, are a genius. There's no point in being negative; enjoy their work, just not in the way they intended.
The Power of One... The Power of Two... The Power of PAAARRRODYYYY!
@@devobronccorrection! PÄroDËË!
@lalfam3051 Indeed. I've been doing my best, in the way not intended. And it is slightly more enjoyable.
I refuse to watch it, because I refuse to give them my money to use to make more of their... stuff.
The Woke Critic, however... oh yes. Definitely on my playlist.
They made it gay af. F em. Nobody wanted that shit
She is probably the best actress in the existence… her range is incredible… she can go from 😐 to 😐 just like that. Incredible
@@wolfen8622 🤣🤣🤣
yas yaas
Apparently no one ever realized just how *critically* important the forehead is in effective communication before _The Acolyte_
I cried when she said "theres a tempest in me "
And the reply was just as memorable. "Oh, that explains the smell. See a doctor about that."
and shes so happy riding the horse
The worst part of this episode is that a melanated female fell for her captor so quickly. Compared that with Belle, who took several days, and was labelled by the Wokies as suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Oh, the ironies that arise from Representation.
The beast didnt kill all of Belles friends and try and kill her sister too.
Lesbian writing straight relationship : see dong = instant crush.
@@VanceHelw Ironically, I've been told that they watch a fair amount of gay pr0n.
Let's see... what was it, that Rachel from the new Snow White said...? Starts with a w?
Who cares? There's abs
What Headland thinks the audience thinks
Oh come on, it oprepresentation, she’s oppressed and represented so it’s all good.
It surpass art by using diversity, the power of one. Equity, the power of two. And last but not least, inclusion, the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. Truly the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced. My wife's boyfriend and my daughter's girlfriend are thrilled by the show and they adore it.
😄 "Yaaass, yaaass" 😁
😂😂😁👏
the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. you say?
Slay!
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."
This is when I finally learned that line was actually IN THE SCRIPT.
Until now, I thought it was just a joke.
Maybe my wife could hang out with your wife’s boyfriend, she says I’m too clingy. And I agree, best Star Wars show ever produced. I cried when the man was sexualized and then I lashed myself 12 times.
What if the guy who killed himself with a poison, meditated so much he figured out he's in the show and he noped out of there?
Maybe the audience killed themselves, too.
That would be a great story! I'd love to hear a character say:"This is a crap story! I'm outta here!"
It's like the Mona Lisa, War and Peace, The Bible and the complete music catalogue of the Beatles all wrapped up in just one show! Remarkable 🤣😂🥲
Don’t think anyone could have summed it up better
@@martinjrtremblay I'm a genius because I was born on a planet of witches with no dad. 🤣
lol
@@freedone. You’re just the person I wanted to talk to. Is it true that all of you daughters on planets of witches with no dads have the emotional range of a rather wooden teaspoon or is that just when you are twins? I’ve been dying to find out. Sorry if the question sounds simplistic but I wasn’t born to space witches, so sad.
"... and a Sith that makes you stiff."
That was brilliant!
Haha I read this comment then looked down to see 69 thumbs up 🤣
Yeah boiii!!! 💪🏽🍆💦
Plot Armor is the greatest Armor in the history of Armor.
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art.
""The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art.
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a WOKE of art"
@@VikingKong. """The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art." is a work of art!!
Leslye's green wife said in the promotional tour before the first episodes that she thought The Acolyte was a "masterpiece."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Picture this:
I was hired for a job, while utterly lacking any talent or ability in the field. The boss, by chance, just happens to be my wife.
Along comes some other big shot who can significantly impact the success of this venture, who asks for my opinion on our product.
I can assure you, in hopes of future work and continued access to my wife's "wookie", the word "masterpiece" would be the most innocuous of the many fawning descriptions I would use.
Not the critic we wanted, but the critic we deserve: The Woke Critic.
I'm having so much fun with these parodies. I'm really going to miss this show when it ends.
Rings of Power S2 to come!
What a brave and stunning episode
Diversity truly is our strength
You missed the opportunity WC. 😄
*_"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a woke of art"_*
When I am done bathing I usually put on fresh clean clothes but this guy is totally evil and just puts on the same clothes he took off. A proper villain he is!
WRONG! His first suit of clothes were black in color. His next suit of clothing are white in color. So, it was a fresh set of clothing.
This show has given me the confidence to demand people call me thems
Much better to watch this than the show itself. You get all the ‘story’ and don’t feel like……. Pulling your own hair out!
I've watched every ep of this show. It feels like a fan-made show.
I've seen better fan films than this
I can’t wait for the Collector Edition in 10 years, with bonus scenes
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
What sarcasm?? Ohh u just triggered my wife's boyfriend, this is a woke appreciation safe space
This guy always makes my day! bald she hulk, the green grim reaper 🤣😂
I laughed. I cried. I was confused. I was inspired. I threw up. Then I stopped watching Joe Biden try to talk for more than 2 minutes and tuned into the acolyte. BRAVO LUCASFILM. BRAVO.
I crapped my pants. Anybody got a wetnap? I can't go to the DEI drag show like this...😂
I think Joe Biden is writing the scripts!
Life is offering you the plums of juicy goodness to swallow. They are right there - on the screens surrounding you: the genius, the originality ,the top shelf writing. Aren’t we lucky ? Unfortunately, we also have remote controls , just lying there, within easy reach of our hand . Making our body’s self defence instinct ( surely , involuntary) move the finger towards the ‘OFF’ button. Treacherous body-not knowing what is good for it….
When Osha is crowned, it brought back memories of the coronations of elf detective Galadriel and herstory scholar Cleopatra 😢 thanks, 1the woke critic 🏆
Thanks a lot, Reinold! Queens Galadriel and Cleopatra will take some beating, but may the force be with Osha and Mae with two more episodes to go.
looking forward to episode 7, written by the same gals who did the witches episode
Leslie (Weinstein Jr) said that the next episode surpasses anything Lucas film has done in the past. Expectations are high
Wonderful, can't wait to watch hours of RUclips videos about it. Will never watch the show itself though. I'm not sufficiently arty, non-binary, non-white, nor non-hetro.
Huckin' filarious!
By the power of Mao, by the power of Stalin, by the power of Lenin!!!! That is true art!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL Humor is the best weapon.
Massive shout out to San francisco central community college first year students for the writing and cinematography on the Acolyte, 2nd and 3 year students are jealous af.and also special mention to Bobcat Goldthwait for the acting lessons he provided.❤
You are literally the only way I can consume this slop. Thank you for your service sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
DaVinci, Rembrandt, Constable, Dali; none could do what The Acolyte has done............make art truly understandable for the masses!
Best review I've seen on all of RUclips.
OMG! You are a friggin' genius!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:58 The scene needs a Mon Calimari who turns around in a chair and says "Its a thirst trap!".
I knew nothing of this channel before, but when I saw the title for this video I wondered what the hell kind of lunatic, woke stuff is on here. Then I realized I was thinking as my usual cis, white, straight, male identity. Once I identified as a black, lesbian, queen I understand the series in full clarity. Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm subbed.
A decent reporter interviewing Headland and Stenberg would ask "Why do you hate white heterosexual men?"
You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I have never appreciated woke this much. From now on, I will appreciate it even harder.
"If film students are watching this, take note." Luv it, must have been a struggle to get it so deadpan.🤣
Absolutely it is a work of art. It's just a bad work of art.
lol
Great video! We might as well laugh at the series to stave off the inevitable crying about what has happened to Star Wars.
I LOST it with the Bodyguard soundtrack hit! Classic!
Strap on lightsabers in episode 7!
It reminded me of a Harvey Weinstein interview. Guy disrobes during the interview...lol
This is brilliant and you sir are a genious.
It's funny how youtubers are making more money on this show than disney.
"My name is... My name is... " Perfection!!!
Fantastic! Your videos are always an instant click.
Adolescent Radioactive black belt hamster.
"Who needs Romeo and Juliet, or Anakin and Padmae, or Luke and Leah." Bro the final couple 🤣🤣🤣
Now I truly understand the artistic decisions of Leslye Headland, I am a convert.
I was getting worried that Disney took you out when I saw it had been a few months since the last upload then BOOM, 4 new vids in 12 days 🔥 Glad you're still with us and cheers to many more supremely entertaining vids! 🤘🏻😎
Thanks a lot! Much appreciate the support. Working on number 5 right now. 😎
I'D RATHER GET BENT BY A TRIBE OF WOOKIES,
THAN HAVE TO WATCH "THE AZHOLE-ITE"
-LORD VADER
Narrator's voice & choice of words, so soothing, reminds me of Freaky Fred from Courage The Cowardly Dog🥹😁
Occupational Safety Hazard Acolyte
This guy made me laugh so I subscribed. Or maybe it was because of a Sith who makes people stiff, cant tell. Anyway good job.
I think the episode was great!
Ur right on point, lol .. good job
That's what she said! 😂
05:52 ".. a Sith that makes you Stiff !..." - Priceless!
The sequels are even more emotional than ep 3 because of all the rage and sadness it brings.... due to its existence
I'm sure that all the lightsabres in rainbow colors is just coincidence.
I wish you would praise this show more. Best episode of TV ever? NO! This is the single best peace of art man has ever created. Do better senator.
"Binary Biscuits" XD
As a person who identifies as Dutch, her braids offend me it's cultural appropriation 🤡
Also as a Brit your mop reference is tha banter we need to annoy the woke 😂
“The Sith that makes you stiff”!! 😂😂😂
Another hilarious review. Consider my spleen ruptured.
I am really glad that you went back to your old style, this is a materpiece
"or I will send you back to eurovision"
I started to laugh so hard lmao :D
Brilliant.
Blood Diner!!! I LOVE that flick!!!
Ooh Matron! The overdose of sexual innuendo!
The woke bros told me about you im so glad +1 sub
I am totally offended with Right Said Fred! It’s Milli Vanilli! Milli Vanilli!
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, ok wait what comes after 2?
Leslye Headland : Many.
Amandla Stenberg : Many what?
Leslye Headland : Many, many.
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many many.
Thank you sooo much!
"That's what she said!"
This is some top roast, with extra gravy!
Qimir aka grounds keeper willie
Thank you, Critic, by digesting and regurgitating this slippery product for safe consumption, you are like a mother penguin taking care of it's nest slap full of babies... you never thought twice about the danger to yourself and we thank you for it! BRAVO!
I finally recognise him as Jason from The Good Place and now I can't unsee it 😂 I only watch reviews just so you amazing critics can actually provide a good time 🙌 this is great
My boyfriend’s wife, her husband, and our non-binary partner all gathered together to watch this, as we do with all Acolyte episodes
We cheered, we laughed, we cried he didn’t Vader, but at least it was red
I appreciate the use of the JJ Enterprise, it really fits the show
It's a fun story!
It's such a work of art!!! I love when toxic relationships are created for the thirsty fans of the world! To create such interesting unforgetable characters with so many interesting backstories!!!😂
some of these plot twists and scenes are lifted from a Chinese film
Sir, your sarcasm drips like the thirst traps in this episodes.
The writers don't even know what they wanted for the show .😂😂😂😂
"Work of art?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Yoda isn't white, he's green, and it's not easy being green.
0:59 That was savage.
8:35 Green moth killing machine should be 'Green Moth Slay Queen'
mah leeeegs 🤣🤣🤣
Continue to make this videos, your the best, really funny !
Smart title. We can all agree. Kk needs to be gone.
Confirmed: These people want Love and Sex so bad that’s the only way they can write a story.
It being bad is a reflection of how selfish they are when writing about their wants.
I feel dirty just watching the review now.😂
Osha: Jed-i And Loving It
A true gem as always. Cheers🤣☮️
Some people are just not make to love 😂 that's me, who always managed to say the wrong thing at the wrong time whenever someone trying to flirt with me 😂😂
Doctor: what are you using for birth control?
Me: just being my usual self
The prequels are still the best trilogy!
"Like a fire hose.".....just wow