Ignoring people only seems to work when you already have some social approval. If you're a nobody and start ignoring people then you're just gonna be the weird guy alone in the corner
factual af. My ex confessed that she was so intrigued by me because i clocked into work and got behind the bar, and neglected to give her attention besides her order, and casual small talk lmfao
Not always the case.. I get what you're saying but not every girl wants that situation or to get a guy in that situation, some girls /women are like guys in the sense of being straight forward and blunt/etc but I deff see what you mean and for the most part it's true, 4/5 women are like how you describe but there are indeed that 1/5 that does what I wrote above ^^^^
You dont ignore girls, that’s like playing poker and just instantly folding every game. You have to play your cards right. You have to hint to a girl you are interested, flirt with her and see what she does. If she flirts back then keep it going, when the conversation peaks say on tinder or snapchat or even at a bar walk away at the best part of the conversation. When she flirts the most with you say on snapchat, open her snapchat and dont reply or dont even open it. Or at a bar she starts getting touchy feely just smile and say “hey i gotta go back to my friends”. This is the opposite of what 99% of guys will do. Most guys will wait for the conversation to go stale and then they will leave which makes her remember the stale conversation. She will remember you as the flirty guy who she was touching or who she was flirting with on snapchat. The only reason a guy would ever bail on a hot girl who is flirting with him is because he has loads of women to choose from. By bailing on her you are implying that “hey i dont need you, i have plenty of other choice” which makes her have to chase you then. It doesnt matter if you have other women at all, but all you have to do is make her think that you do. That’s why girls chase dickheads who treat them badly and why nice guys finish last, because the dickheads act like they have loads of women and then after a while they do have loads of women.
The Robbie most guys dont know this. Most guys almost harass a girl they like and look so needy and they dont realise it at all. They literally walk themselves into the friendzone because they’ve treated the girl too nice and showed way too much interest in her. Most guys have no clue at all and wonder “what went wrong?” And then they go and make the same mistake all over again.
@Luke wat do i ro if im fat 15 and really like this chick but im the slient depressed fat kid with his black hoodie on in the back of the class quiet as hell.
Then Vito from bensonhurst pulls up in this 55 Cadillac and jumps out and starts beating Tommy with this jar of peanut butter that was tucked under his long fucking suit jacket, in the middle of the street over here, peanut butter and blood flying everywhere
I’ve been asked this by girls I work with. A group of us were talking, and out of nowhere I hear “Jon, do you ass?” I’ve never been more caught off guard in my life. That was a funny day lol
Honestly what did it for me was focusing on my personal growth. I got a gym membership, I'm focused on my career, and women come last. They love when they know you have other prospects.
Some of the best advice Joey has ever given. IDK if The "ignore them" method works with men as well, but it forsure works on women. If you like them, never be the guy givin her an ear beating. Women hate annoying men. Be yourself, but dont let her know you like her. Only text her maybe once every two weeks. Eventually she'll be all over you if you have good chemistry
@@yoinkaim1499 dudes gonna have guys out here looking stupid, ignoring women that most likely actually had feelings and had been with them if they would have just showed interest .
This is horrible advice 😂. If you're texting a girl and you feel she's slowing her responses, slow yours down a little too. That's all it is. I get what you're saying, you don't want to be pushing them away with affection, but 2 weeks of nothing? If someone didn't respond to me for 2 weeks without letting me know, I'd not be interested at all anymore
Billy Friedmqn most guys learn on their own that Mr. Niceguy equates to not getting any pussy. Some men never learn Lee even with Joey will never learn this
it never ceases to amaze me how ignoring the person who genuinely likes you ( and vice versa ), will more than likely result in that person liking and wanting you even more than previously… it truly is perplexing how our brains are wired.
Being nice does not get any job done!!! With woman, with school, with God. If it did the hippies would have solved all our problems long ago! Love u all
Hippies were never nice. They were aloof, misguided, and lacked wisdom. Being nice is a virtue. There’s a difference between smothering someone and being a pushover letting yourself get walked on. Those two things often get confused as “being nice”.
it’s so crazy how I can agree with Joey in the aspect that he says he doesn’t like when girls are aggressive with him … ive had moments where a girl was ALL over me and it 100% took me out of it instantly even if i was into it before .. it’s crazy how some guys are like that
Kinda like Lee saying he wants a woman to come on to him, we all do but shit is scary as he'll to be the hunted for a change, has to do with instinct and elk jujitsu
I moved from Australia to the US when I was 22, and I met this victoria secret model looking like blonde, at a bar during march madness. She was wearing a NC jersey, and they won that year. So as I walked up and congratulated her, and for whatever reason she gave me her number after some brief small talk. I called her a week later, and she invited me out for drinks with one of her friends. She asked me to bring a friend, so there was no 3rd wheel. Maybe after the 3rd drink she says, "don't think you're getting lucky tonight", to which I said "no, we're not fucking tonight". She looked all confused and I said "you're not calling those shots for me, but so you don't have to be wondering about my intentions tonight, we're not fucking, let's just have some fun". Eventually we all left the bar, I irresponsibly drove drunk, at a speed of 30mph, and that was because I couldn't concentrate while driving any faster, not because of my intoxication, but because this blonde was making out with my neck from the seat behind me. And trying to give me a handy at the same time. My mate was in the front passenger seat, staring off into the night sky, thinking of a better life. Anticipating his demise since this blondes friend was very masculine to say the least. Her friend was built like a linebacker, my friend jumped on a fucking nuke for me, not only did she not fuck him, she wanted to watch the Pope's fucking funeral, and I was his ride and he had no money for a taxi. Meanwhile I was fucking the absolute shit out of this blonde, on her mother's bed with these crazy expensive silk sheets, and this girl squirted like the cracken. I'm still friends with her to this day, she is married with kids, as am I. Neither of our partners know of what happened as it was before we met our respective partners. Funny shit though, Uncle Joey has it spot, the fuck, on.
Its fun when you are into a chick and you are at a bar or party end shes with her friends. You go over and chat a little and start talking with one of her friends and completely ignoring the one you are into. haha that drives em crazy
There is one thing in common that gives Kate's and Joey's stories credibility. They were alone with that person, Kate alone in a room and Joey in the parking lot. If you feel like a person would jump your bones, a little aloofness that you go to your corner and chill from prying eyes works better than you think.
Joey! Awesome poster of the Sabotage album cover behind you! In my opinion, it's the most underrated hard rock album of the 70s. Very little (if any) radio play for any of those songs, which is tragic.
This makes so much sense now, rejected a girl after she did the same to me, next we met at a party she all over, I ran like a gazelle because was way crazier than me though
I have been saying this to people who ask me for advice for years. Just stop caring so much about/around that person and eventually they'll flock to you. I've never been able to explain why that works but for some reason it does.
Ignoring people only seems to work when you already have some social approval. If you're a nobody and start ignoring people then you're just gonna be the weird guy alone in the corner
factual af. My ex confessed that she was so intrigued by me because i clocked into work and got behind the bar, and neglected to give her attention besides her order, and casual small talk lmfao
jackstorm777 that’s only cause that’s how you look at it.
self approval is more important than social approval when it comes to presentation
100%
jackstorm777 facts
Joey "I'll never forget" Diaz
You're a bad looking female!
B Gonzales like she bad or she bad looking?
@@sno420m9 LOL I was gonna ask him to clarify but then I thought eh. Meh
Unavai Lable 💀
@@akaSheilaalien........uh just wanted to say damn you cute. And hi
when she’s got me where she wants me, she don’t want me
Word ?
Not always the case.. I get what you're saying but not every girl wants that situation or to get a guy in that situation, some girls /women are like guys in the sense of being straight forward and blunt/etc but I deff see what you mean and for the most part it's true, 4/5 women are like how you describe but there are indeed that 1/5 that does what I wrote above ^^^^
Andrew Wilson. well said. There is hope after all
Preach!
DAVID ALLAN COE!!!!!
I love when lee giggles in the background
little damn garden gnome, beautiful man
“There’s poop up there.” Exactly thank you lee
Get your immune system up pussy
If ya need, for people to like you, they aren't for you
That was absolute gold by Lee. I'll munch your carpet all day, but I will not go to brown town.
Lol yin and yang
If you don't do it someone else will. That's my logic
If I ignore girls they’ll just return the favor
mrjamesgrimes push and pull. More pushing the hotter the girl
You dont ignore girls, that’s like playing poker and just instantly folding every game. You have to play your cards right. You have to hint to a girl you are interested, flirt with her and see what she does. If she flirts back then keep it going, when the conversation peaks say on tinder or snapchat or even at a bar walk away at the best part of the conversation. When she flirts the most with you say on snapchat, open her snapchat and dont reply or dont even open it. Or at a bar she starts getting touchy feely just smile and say “hey i gotta go back to my friends”. This is the opposite of what 99% of guys will do. Most guys will wait for the conversation to go stale and then they will leave which makes her remember the stale conversation. She will remember you as the flirty guy who she was touching or who she was flirting with on snapchat. The only reason a guy would ever bail on a hot girl who is flirting with him is because he has loads of women to choose from. By bailing on her you are implying that “hey i dont need you, i have plenty of other choice” which makes her have to chase you then. It doesnt matter if you have other women at all, but all you have to do is make her think that you do. That’s why girls chase dickheads who treat them badly and why nice guys finish last, because the dickheads act like they have loads of women and then after a while they do have loads of women.
^ every dude knows this but to pull off in real life is wayyyy different
The Robbie most guys dont know this. Most guys almost harass a girl they like and look so needy and they dont realise it at all. They literally walk themselves into the friendzone because they’ve treated the girl too nice and showed way too much interest in her. Most guys have no clue at all and wonder “what went wrong?” And then they go and make the same mistake all over again.
@Luke wat do i ro if im fat 15 and really like this chick but im the slient depressed fat kid with his black hoodie on in the back of the class quiet as hell.
Listening to Lee try to put is thoughts into words makes my brain hurt.... You can hear his anxiety.
Turk yea it really does lmao
The dude's beta as fuck tryna get involved in alpha conversations, that's why he's stuttering and acting crazy
I just cant talk to people like that its so fucking irritating like just relax
@@roronora that lack of clarity and direction in his words probably indicates that he's high as balls
Tristan Evans Evans I was just gonna say dude is definitely high af. He seems anxious and nervous anyway but being super high makes it worse
Me: Peanut Butter.
Joey Diaz: LEMME tell u a story about peanut butter. See, I had this friend...
back in 87,
Peanut butter is my F-ing killer
It was 1980.......2, no 83 I was on the corner of 168th street it was me and my friend Tommy two toes benavidez
@@kylek7748 This is the best one. For sure.
Then Vito from bensonhurst pulls up in this 55 Cadillac and jumps out and starts beating Tommy with this jar of peanut butter that was tucked under his long fucking suit jacket, in the middle of the street over here, peanut butter and blood flying everywhere
Lee needs a woman to dominate him hahaha
He's 4'8''. Ought not to be too hard.
METALSLUG 17 put a apple in his mouth
Caitlyn Jenner ;3
Srsly tho he does haha not the above tho.
What tha fuck you talkin about? Hes in a different dimension! He needs Joe Rogan's DMT goddess to show him who the real woman is ya feel?!
John Williams they split a few weeks ago. It was like 5 years together or sometginf
Joey "I still talk to him" Diaz
"To this day."
Joey "I call him every week" Diaz
“Lee do you eat ass?”
“No”
“Why not”
“There’s poop up there”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love thats the final comment of the video, as shits getting interesting. Why this blondie wanting to know? Must like a pink in the stink.
😊😊
@@Adam-td4oj lo
"Don't call me a jew, ehhhh" hysterical.
"You're anti semitic!" 😂
@@deepmodewithdavid had me fucking dead😂
As a jew, that part fucking killed me 😂😭
Lee "There's poop up there" Syatt
Lmao
There literally is poop up there.
Facts
Joey "Listen Joe Rogan" Diaz.
Lemme tell ya somethin' Joe Rogan...
“I’m gunna die alone in a cave, like Charles Bronson”
-my favourite Joey Diaz line ab relationships
“I’ll fold under questioning” 😂😂 agreed CoCo, me too.
Adam Ausaw joey had me crying this whole segment
LMAO
“Lee do you eat ass?”
“No there is poop up there”
Great concept perfect answer! 😂
I’ve been asked this by girls I work with. A group of us were talking, and out of nowhere I hear “Jon, do you ass?” I’ve never been more caught off guard in my life. That was a funny day lol
Lee better start..
@@jonathanmcculley3728 what did you say?
@@mkslaw2003 ok great u can volunteer lol
@@KD400_ get a grip.
the best part of this conversation happened at the very end. we need an episode to discuss just that!
Never take women advice from a woman
Say that again I’m partially blind
Drew Peacock’s Mustang 😷
Amen
Twat
@Mike nolan I look more like an Irish Megan fox without tooting my horn however I don’t think it matters what I look like we can have different views
Honestly what did it for me was focusing on my personal growth. I got a gym membership, I'm focused on my career, and women come last. They love when they know you have other prospects.
Now I got options and they know that, so they dive in head first
Some of the best advice Joey has ever given. IDK if The "ignore them" method works with men as well, but it forsure works on women. If you like them, never be the guy givin her an ear beating. Women hate annoying men. Be yourself, but dont let her know you like her. Only text her maybe once every two weeks. Eventually she'll be all over you if you have good chemistry
💯
That's honestly bad advice
@@yoinkaim1499 dudes gonna have guys out here looking stupid, ignoring women that most likely actually had feelings and had been with them if they would have just showed interest .
This is horrible advice 😂. If you're texting a girl and you feel she's slowing her responses, slow yours down a little too. That's all it is. I get what you're saying, you don't want to be pushing them away with affection, but 2 weeks of nothing? If someone didn't respond to me for 2 weeks without letting me know, I'd not be interested at all anymore
I like the name, yoink Aim, its like what you call the money shot
Lees giggle always cracks me up!😂
10:28 he wanted to laugh at him so bad 😂😂
He sounds like such a bitch lmfao
He had to cut that laugh off
Billy Friedmqn most guys learn on their own that Mr. Niceguy equates to not getting any pussy. Some men never learn Lee even with Joey will never learn this
“There’s poop up there”
Imagine if she said “that’s to bad”
😭😂
Kate “let me come up with a story to relate to every single thing joey says” Quigley 😂
Haha brilliant
🤣
She's not very bright
Who is she?
Lee is a fool haha 😂 I swear he came in sounding like the virgin of the year haha
it never ceases to amaze me how ignoring the person who genuinely likes you ( and vice versa ), will more than likely result in that person liking and wanting you even more than previously… it truly is perplexing how our brains are wired.
Ignore bitches and you'll be surprised how they come calling
Being nice does not get any job done!!! With woman, with school, with God. If it did the hippies would have solved all our problems long ago! Love u all
Hippies were never nice. They were aloof, misguided, and lacked wisdom. Being nice is a virtue. There’s a difference between smothering someone and being a pushover letting yourself get walked on. Those two things often get confused as “being nice”.
“That is like my.....dream”
Lee Syatt you fucking legend 😂
"He came in the room and we hung out the rest of the night " yeah yeah he gave her a stabbing
Of course he did she alone in the room lmao
next thing you know, a lil sooka la mink
@@c7lee iconic comment
@@c7lee lol
That's the only reason he went into a room with a lone woman watching TV at a party, either that or he's literally the most boring guy ever.
it’s so crazy how I can agree with Joey in the aspect that he says he doesn’t like when girls are aggressive with him … ive had moments where a girl was ALL over me and it 100% took me out of it instantly even if i was into it before .. it’s crazy how some guys are like that
Bless you Joey you're a hero and a treasure
Lee is so high he cant talk lol
Night Hvze Productionz you must be new hahahahaha
Never ask a woman for dating advice. It's like a lion asking a gazelle for advice on how to hunt them.
I’m 4 month late on the reply but you are 100% right. Most women know what they think they want rather than what they actually want
@@joebnfl2235 dont ask a fish how to catch them, ask the fisherman
That's like a cat asking a mouse
how to bait mice.
Kinda like Lee saying he wants a woman to come on to him, we all do but shit is scary as he'll to be the hunted for a change, has to do with instinct and elk jujitsu
Aha Black Phillip, i see you XD
One of the most informative clips of all time. 👍
This chick is my blood sista. Yeah I eat ass, gurl! Woo!
"I would just be sitting in the parking lot smoking pot watching." 😂
Facts! When I read the title i already knew the answer. It jus works show them no attention.
There’s poop up there hahahaha
Lmfao
this podcast is really enjoyable, thanks.
Last two minutes of this are gold
I moved from Australia to the US when I was 22, and I met this victoria secret model looking like blonde, at a bar during march madness. She was wearing a NC jersey, and they won that year.
So as I walked up and congratulated her, and for whatever reason she gave me her number after some brief small talk.
I called her a week later, and she invited me out for drinks with one of her friends. She asked me to bring a friend, so there was no 3rd wheel. Maybe after the 3rd drink she says, "don't think you're getting lucky tonight", to which I said "no, we're not fucking tonight". She looked all confused and I said "you're not calling those shots for me, but so you don't have to be wondering about my intentions tonight, we're not fucking, let's just have some fun". Eventually we all left the bar, I irresponsibly drove drunk, at a speed of 30mph, and that was because I couldn't concentrate while driving any faster, not because of my intoxication, but because this blonde was making out with my neck from the seat behind me. And trying to give me a handy at the same time. My mate was in the front passenger seat, staring off into the night sky, thinking of a better life. Anticipating his demise since this blondes friend was very masculine to say the least.
Her friend was built like a linebacker, my friend jumped on a fucking nuke for me, not only did she not fuck him, she wanted to watch the Pope's fucking funeral, and I was his ride and he had no money for a taxi. Meanwhile I was fucking the absolute shit out of this blonde, on her mother's bed with these crazy expensive silk sheets, and this girl squirted like the cracken. I'm still friends with her to this day, she is married with kids, as am I. Neither of our partners know of what happened as it was before we met our respective partners. Funny shit though, Uncle Joey has it spot, the fuck, on.
@R M he is a living legend. Never has a wingman suffered a worser fate.
@R M that he did 🤣
When you stitch your friend up for your own personal needs🤣🤣
joeys lee impression is always so good it kills me😭😭😭😭
Joey's impression of Lee always kills me lmfao
Beautiful first words to a video. I love it
Joey "I can't imagine drinking without blow" Diaz
Its fun when you are into a chick and you are at a bar or party end shes with her friends. You go over and chat a little and start talking with one of her friends and completely ignoring the one you are into. haha that drives em crazy
Baghuul: have you been watching black mirror by any chance :)
Hector A im curious why mention that?
Complete narcissist statement mannn
@@audriiiiroberts3030 you just proved why this works
frostedlambs alright yeah, because that’d definitely drive me crazy 🤣
“That’s my dream” 😂 lmao
I fkn love uncle Joey's impersonation of Lee 😂
Lol love diaz podcasts
"But I poop from there..."
"Not right now, you don't!"
Joeys laugh is pure happiness
There is one thing in common that gives Kate's and Joey's stories credibility. They were alone with that person, Kate alone in a room and Joey in the parking lot. If you feel like a person would jump your bones, a little aloofness that you go to your corner and chill from prying eyes works better than you think.
There's poop up there😂😂😂 just died laughing at that last part
tremendous
Great story,
when Lee said 'I dint get that memo' I burst out laughing. :) Uncle Joey has words of wisdom....
brooooooo hahahahahah joey you killed me with this one
that last part got me laughin like crazy
The last line sold it
i love how joey answered for lee at the end aswell🤣🤣 he has taught lee all the guidelines
“Why?”
“There’s poop up there”
😂😂😂😂
Joey! Awesome poster of the Sabotage album cover behind you! In my opinion, it's the most underrated hard rock album of the 70s. Very little (if any) radio play for any of those songs, which is tragic.
Megalomania
This is tremendous advice all around
incredible video
"You need a girl to slap you in the face" 😂 😂 😂 😂
This makes so much sense now, rejected a girl after she did the same to me, next we met at a party she all over, I ran like a gazelle because was way crazier than me though
Dr love Joey Diaz ❤️
“There’s poop up there!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is the best ending I’ve ever heard in my life
The tactics this chick uses on men are so predictable.Shes a blueballer.
Blueballers are the fucking worst. No wonder she always gets ghosted
It only works on desperate men.
What a voice !!!
I have been saying this to people who ask me for advice for years. Just stop caring so much about/around that person and eventually they'll flock to you. I've never been able to explain why that works but for some reason it does.
😂 My man Lee.
"there's poop up there"... 😂 And you know what, that's exactly why Joey would eat that!
joey diaz on klbj with dale dudly in austin, the best morning radio ever, they talked about drugs for 4 hours straight lol
Joey to him 'you gotta figure it out' lmfao 😂💀💀💀
Who thought lee wasn’t in this clip until his high ass laugh 10’mins later !!!😂
11:18 😂😂😂 I’m so weakkkkkk
joey what a legend!
Joey you are the funniest cat I’ve ever heard of in my life. Huge fan! You say true life shit all the time.
Joeys Lee voice is the best lol
Hilarious
“There’s poop up there” hahahaahhaahah for real tho
Joey looks so excited in the thumbnail, like Lee just pulled out a tray of fresh brownies or something. Lol
Bruhhhh JOEY is a legend
#respectOGJoey 🤜🏾
11:13 this bit made me LOL
The ending was crazy
This man has the funniest story's dawg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Theres poop up there"😂😂😂
Joey "Tremendous" Diaz
10:51 yes you do
It’s also good to remind people that you are in control. Because 9/10 it makes them want you more, and that’s just speaking from experience
Joey “i still talk to him” diaz
“There’s poop up there”
Lee’s laugh at 4:22 is pure GOLD🤣🤣🤣🤣
"There's poop up there" - Lee 😂😂😂
100% works, disinterest makes you want to chase
"There's poop up there."
*We'll be right back*
he speak the tru truth
Love how joey makes that guy sound when he talks. Then that guys voice sounds exactly like that lol