"Listen cock sucka, I had this same issue with a Venezuelan chick I met in '82. We used to do coke together and fuck in the dumpster behind her apartment...."
Just wanted to say thank you for all the wonderful content you produce uncle Joey. I myself suffered from years of addiction to opiates. All the negativity and darkness that came with the lifestyle i have always been so embarrased and ashamed to speak of and since ive cleaned uo ive tried pretending those things just never happened and i tried covering them all up. Hearing you speak about your past, the negativity, and all the shady things you did to survive, just makes me realize i am not a singular problem. Alot of peoppe have gobe theough the same thing amd have overcome them and found a way to not only succeed, but thrive. And being able to speak openly about the shady shit is inspirational and freeing for me. Makes me realize i dont have to be ashaned of who i WAS, its lessons learned and made me who i am NOW! Thanks again cocksucka!!!
@@taylorg8509 I am doing great now. Been clean and sober since 2016 and have actually been helping others get help and get clean. Been trying to pay it forward as I know what it was like to wish someone cared enough to help
If Joey starts a story with the year, you know it's gonna be good.
Dawg, it was 1983 in Aspen...
#Fact
lmaoooo
Or when he says " let tell you something"
especially 1983. joey diaz starting a story off with Colorado of 1983 just gets my dopamine flowing boom boom boom baby
Joey talking about getting cheated on really helps me not feel so alone
Plenty out there for you bud. Stop thinking with your heart. The best judge is your Johnson. Fun leads to love not the other way around.
Sausage johnsons chicken swansons
I wish I had Joey Diaz as a family member. Like that uncle you can always go to for life advice.
I'm going to have to get one
"Listen cock sucka, I had this same issue with a Venezuelan chick I met in '82. We used to do coke together and fuck in the dumpster behind her apartment...."
Active Guard not only for life advice even to kick the shits while high as hell
We all wish for an uncle Joey
He'd steal ur coke
"Is this yellow kid my father?"
- Joey "Coco" Diaz
Enzo Ampuero 🤣
Underrated.
Literally came to the comment section to say this... Too late haha!
i had to get an anarchy test to see if they're my kids
Hillarious
Lee talking about dating in high school is like an ant talking about quantum mechanics.
My god ! I almost choked on a bagel reading your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
an ant talking about quantum mechanics captures the very essence of quantum mechanics
Lee probably had an anime girlfriend tho
8:07
Lmao joey needs to be translated.
“CDD” means “23 and me”
And “anarchy test” means “ancestry test” lmao.
Bolt I’m fucking dying 💀
Dude it's almost too true this knowledge he's dropping, it's crazy what life this dudes had
Uncle joeys got more stories then mother goose on Meth..
Lmfao
Uncle Joey got more stories than the Empire State Building
getit outahere 😂😂😂😂😂😂Hilarious
Bruh
joey be gettin Lee too high before the podcast😂 he dont know what the hell he talkin bout
Thought it was a fair question, think it might have struck too close to a few nerves
Mr Marucci At least it isn't Lee's fault. I would be so fucked on those edibles.
Mr Marucci lmao
😂😂😂 true shit
😆😆 Yeah his ass got super stoner cotton mouth voice laugh my ass off.
“she was off the deep end ... still looking good”
"...an anarchy test to see who the father is..." Thanks Joey!!!
hahahah anarchy .. paternity, what's the difference? Splitting hairs.
Me: “Joey, when you gunna be on Rogan’s podcast again?”
Joey: “1985 when I was in Bowldah...”
Bro 😂😂😂
i would've loved if he was my uncle
odabuu hes uncle joey bro
thank god you didn't comment this on 9gag
He is our uncle bro
He is
All the wrong uns' uncle!
Joey has that knowledge you need to be a man
people do, few manipulate. JOEY DIAZ
Matt Moncada Coming from the bottom gives you a knowledge superior to peers.
The Blank no
Just as long as being a man doesn't require anything past a 4th grade vocabulary.
I love hearing his stories
"Is this yellow kid my father" -Joey Diaz 2017
“You know when you’re with a whore” Joey was right and I been through it.
"I gotta CBD the kids, send in the anarchy test, find out who the father is..."
- Ricky, trailer park boys
Just wanted to say thank you for all the wonderful content you produce uncle Joey.
I myself suffered from years of addiction to opiates. All the negativity and darkness that came with the lifestyle i have always been so embarrased and ashamed to speak of and since ive cleaned uo ive tried pretending those things just never happened and i tried covering them all up.
Hearing you speak about your past, the negativity, and all the shady things you did to survive, just makes me realize i am not a singular problem. Alot of peoppe have gobe theough the same thing amd have overcome them and found a way to not only succeed, but thrive. And being able to speak openly about the shady shit is inspirational and freeing for me. Makes me realize i dont have to be ashaned of who i WAS, its lessons learned and made me who i am NOW!
Thanks again cocksucka!!!
GOOD! And don't be afraid to tell your story.
I like the positivity in your name ;) good luck and God bless.
Are u doing ok now ?
@@taylorg8509 I am doing great now. Been clean and sober since 2016 and have actually been helping others get help and get clean. Been trying to pay it forward as I know what it was like to wish someone cared enough to help
I could listen to Joey talk all day
Lee sounds so unsure and self conscious before he talks 😔
He’s high as fuck
Mike Uriegas literally just baked af
ocz that’s not true. He always acts like this even when he’s had nothing in his system. The guy is a fucking boiled egg
Looking yoked in the thumbnail uncle Joe
I've learned more from this man than anyone.
*TREMENDOUS*
“Is this yellow kid my father” I love Coco 😂
When Joey is telling a story, I feel like I was there.
I've been listening to all his stories for about two weeks and I havnt even put a dent in it yet Joeys awesome.
" Is this yellow kid my father? Why does he have blonde hair "
Serious anarchy tests needed.
These 2 others in the studio are entirely unnecessary.
It’s a 3 hour pod cast this is a ten minute segment
Laflarey Bird they both probably got 10 minutes of air time in a 3 hour span. Joey show is about him telling old stories. I listen though. I like hin!
He needs someone to talk to lol
They’re only there to adlib
Philip Mcritchie those 2 are just getting a live performance of Joey Diaz
Somehow this is painfully comforting
“Is this yellow kid my father “ really got me.
“Is this yellow kid my fawtha”
Catching up with these Joey Diaz videos honestly just epic
So much good stuff here. Respect. I think the way Joey handles things is lost on our youth. So good to hear him sharing how things should be
18:15 "Is this yellow kid my father?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Joey! Thanks for the story! And thanks for uploading @Joey Diaz Fan Channel 8D
joey ..such a legend !! Brilliant Story's
Lol waiting for carrots
thank you joey. i can relate a lot to the story you told here with the stories and so on. thanks a lot.
Joey "1986, 1992, 2001" Diaz
We live in a generation of followers and originality is out the window. Smh
Don’t forget the summa of 95
"Is this yellow kid my father?" had me fucking crying hahahaha
I love joey he tells the best stories!!
“Back in Summer of 89”
Hearing Joey say tremendous is enough to make you grin ear to ear 😂
I love listening to Joe Diaz. He straight up tells it like it is
This is a great episode ......episode 465 with Willie Barcena
joey diaz got the best stories
Tremendous.
How you approach people counts a lot in life.. the story is deep..
I wish that Coco was around my life during my early life during the early 2000s. Thanks for what you do man !
Uncle Joey always knows how to cheer me up
Your a good teacher joey. Thanks bud.
I related so much to what he said. I love my tio Joey
thanks Joey!
another brilliant comment from your assistant
Joey Diaz has the best stories
never mow another man's grass
I bet you grew up broke on your parents allowance lol.
Chief Captn I bet you grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth lol
Joe Cassidy ... or piss in their pool.
Used to have a friend we nicknamed Flymo
Lee's laugh around the 8 min mark had me dying hahah
Lee stoned and laughing in the background is a great addition.
we can all learn a thing or two from Uncle Joey
Mad respect to you Joey diaz.
How the hell does Joey always remember the exact year all these things happen? I can’t even barely remember last week.
He tells shit on the real like no one else I've ever met in my personal life so thumbs up all day mad love
I feel this on a spiritual level
It's that respect thing people don't understand... Love ya Joey D
well damn this video just broke my heart all over again :,(
All of Joey's stories are also life advice and lessons
Hahaha! Joey with another kickass segment of the church talkin that shit lol
Joey : "We've all heard these stories"
Lee & the other cornball : thinking to themselves : I've never heard anything like that 😁😁
Tim Bibin you’re a cornball aswell don’t get it twisted
Brooo....touching home right now 😂😂
IS THIS YELLOW KID MY FATHER - LMFAO
Joey diaz what a legend would love him as a uncle or father would be great being braught up listening to his crazie stories
Ultimate quote by Uncle Joey: "Is this yellow kid my Father?"
I like it Joey Diaz.
All you do is make sense.
A. Roarz anarchy test
Damn Diaz speaks the truth!
Good stuff
I love how Joey can remember the dates of his stories while he's telling you his stories.
Joey is the realest
“Anarchy test”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny guy love the accent love the stories hes classic no doubt about it. Keep it up bro..
When I grow up I want to be like Uncle Joey. The dude spews wisdom and real talk.
Joey has so many fucking good stories. Whether you think he’s a bad person or not hes got good stories and some form of wisdom from his experiences
Joey's done all work that can be imagined
Now you gotta take an anarchy test and find out if this kid's your father.
simonsickboy Good Chips
Love you uncle joey. From the UK
I respect joey for this
Respect yo true class act Joey
"CCD, anarchy test" Hahahaha
yes Joey, spoke the truth... I had my rough one, put me on the right path after 2 years of hell
Never ending stories
"Jusss tremeeeendous" - Joey Diaz
Joey Diaz is the best storyteller known to podcasts.
joey diaz has funnier podcasts than people's specials
Dopesick listening to uncle joey this is all new to me
MiamiDanny you don’t need that junk bro
@Mike Custer thats a picture of the rapper stitches.
Jesus does this hit close to home
Joey tells the truth and nothin but the truth
Wow. Mad respect to you brother. You're one of the real ones still left. We are the last of a dying breed
This man has judgement and respect in perfect balance.
Joey I could burn hella tree and listen to those stories all day
I wanna marry this monster?
I'm starting to feel what Joey sounds like when he coughs