Joey Diaz on Knowing the Right Time to Rob Someone

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Episode 625
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Kate Quigley
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Комментарии • 670

  • @mixerFL
    @mixerFL 5 лет назад +3263

    Joey Diaz should be a character in grand theft auto 6 if they ever make it

    • @draico4265
      @draico4265 5 лет назад +67

      Mike Collison should be a main character at this point or an important side character

    • @kc-99
      @kc-99 5 лет назад +134

      he should be a funny personality on the radio or something lol

    • @youarewhatyouchoosetobe.9893
      @youarewhatyouchoosetobe.9893 5 лет назад +49

      Random side character would be pretty cool.

    • @shutup3724
      @shutup3724 5 лет назад +19

      I wanna like this so bad but it’s at 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @MrGrombie
      @MrGrombie 5 лет назад +3

      Forget about it

  • @caspar_gomez
    @caspar_gomez 6 лет назад +2233

    "I don't want to say the kids name" 5 seconds later "Perry. That was the kids name" haha

  • @boylibrary3533
    @boylibrary3533 4 года назад +390

    Joey’s podcast is basically just him bringing people on and him telling them stories 🤣

    • @austinleap5924
      @austinleap5924 3 года назад +13

      And he constantly talks over his guests

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 3 года назад +23

      Why else would u be on the church

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 3 года назад +20

      He gets guest interviewers

    • @Max-ip9vc
      @Max-ip9vc 3 года назад +28

      Probably cos his stories are always more interesting 😂

    • @AG-gy7qq
      @AG-gy7qq 2 года назад

      That’s funny. These ppl art cvnty momos

  • @axeldavidson3096
    @axeldavidson3096 5 лет назад +1268

    Him: "this morning I woke up and took the fattest shit in my life"
    Her: "that's insane..."

  • @papperiposten3899
    @papperiposten3899 6 лет назад +1077

    ”Youre just like me” who are you kidding kate

    • @HiResDez
      @HiResDez 6 лет назад +46

      Canton, Ohio is like fucking pleasantville.

    • @Sm0k3y707
      @Sm0k3y707 6 лет назад +84

      I was just about to comment that. Lol. This bitch got some ego

    • @chasedixon1492
      @chasedixon1492 5 лет назад +9

      OldAssYoungBoi the irony of your comment to me is that in New Jersey, where I'm from, there's a town called Pleasantville I used to deliver packages to when I worked for FedEx and it's a total slum lol

    • @kxngzeal5757
      @kxngzeal5757 5 лет назад +2

      Uhm more like she's just like Joey ..... Joey is older .... it can't be the other way around

    • @shogun540_5
      @shogun540_5 5 лет назад +18

      Lol i said the same shit he detailing his plan to rob other drug dealers & this white girl has the nerve to say you're just like me

  • @Goose21995
    @Goose21995 5 лет назад +308

    “I dint wanna say his name”
    *Literally one minute later*
    “And they pummeled Parry, that was the kids name...”
    Lmfaoo! Gotta love joey

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah but the real kid spelled it Perry.

  • @GHStudios1000
    @GHStudios1000 5 лет назад +831

    It’s funny how the girl is trying to match herself to Joeys stories like cmon you get upset if your Avocado isn’t ripe enough for toast

    • @panict.v7824
      @panict.v7824 5 лет назад +21

      GHStudios1000
      She said I get hurt emotionally fuck outta

    • @eliplacencia6735
      @eliplacencia6735 5 лет назад +30

      Who tf puts avocado on toast

    • @Pariah_Larry
      @Pariah_Larry 5 лет назад +21

      Eli Placencia you’re missing out lol

    • @warriorprincess1846
      @warriorprincess1846 5 лет назад +11

      @Derrell S Snobby white people eat this. Good white people have butter and jam! 😁

    • @warriorprincess1846
      @warriorprincess1846 4 года назад

      @Fca Fanati hahaha agreed 😘

  • @jojoface4940
    @jojoface4940 4 года назад +103

    "That's insane,
    That's insane
    That's
    That's insane
    That's insane"

  • @gotnokush
    @gotnokush 6 лет назад +334

    Wtf is Kate and why is she even relevant to this episode.

  • @noelfernandez1455
    @noelfernandez1455 5 лет назад +40

    Legend has it "that's crazy"

  • @Huey1999
    @Huey1999 2 года назад +7

    Lee’s laugh in the background is just hilarious on its own, unironically well timed 😂😂😂

  • @DanniChan_Worldwide
    @DanniChan_Worldwide 5 лет назад +140

    If she says "no way" or "that's insane" one more damn time...

  • @ericjordan9090
    @ericjordan9090 6 лет назад +95

    Sounds like joey is telling his version of Goodfellas lol

    • @ericjordan9090
      @ericjordan9090 5 лет назад

      Thomas More EXACTLY 😂😂

    • @MR4_11
      @MR4_11 5 лет назад

      Jack Badabing he ain’t a wannabe

    • @MR4_11
      @MR4_11 5 лет назад

      Jack Badabing or maybe he is tell me a good reason why he’s a wannabe

    • @1khiiihx1
      @1khiiihx1 Год назад +1

      this question is still unanswered 3 almost 4 years later 😂

  • @rosettastoned7164
    @rosettastoned7164 5 лет назад +65

    nobody:
    kate: that's insane.

  • @gualo4315
    @gualo4315 5 лет назад +153

    Why is this girl throwing in unnecessary adlibs. Who said anything about revenge lol

    • @dean8917
      @dean8917 5 лет назад +16

      She trying really hard to relate

  • @tomm_m_m6378
    @tomm_m_m6378 4 года назад +72

    Imagine being one of the people joey is talking about robbing or beating up 😂😂😂

    • @YellowPaint100
      @YellowPaint100 3 года назад +1

      Exxxxactly! 🤷‍♂️ wouldn't be surprised if he's found layed out or slumped over a steering wheel.

    • @ray420lafleur
      @ray420lafleur 3 года назад +4

      That’s why robbing people is for losers.

    • @j.style18
      @j.style18 Год назад

      @@ray420lafleur ur replying to a 3 year old comment what u think u proving?😂

  • @jacobegizo6035
    @jacobegizo6035 5 лет назад +17

    "That's INSANE!"

  • @chiroguy1984
    @chiroguy1984 2 года назад +1

    Here in 2022. Praying for Kate and her family.

  • @MrAnarchyleecher
    @MrAnarchyleecher 5 лет назад +4

    Joey Diaz the definition of OG WOW

  • @kyleo.6995
    @kyleo.6995 5 лет назад +12

    Joey: If you're at the bar, I know nobody's at your house and I can rob you
    Kate: You're just like me!!!!!!1!!

  • @codeblue8922
    @codeblue8922 5 лет назад +6

    That Black Sabbath poster is sick AF!

  • @unclerick1568
    @unclerick1568 5 лет назад +139

    This girl is delusional. It's so hard to watch.

    • @ThatFilmisGnarly
      @ThatFilmisGnarly 5 лет назад +26

      Joey: *telling story about stealing coke*
      Kate: "we're exactly the same"

    • @MatPritchard220
      @MatPritchard220 5 лет назад +4

      LumpySpaceBrotha 😂😂😂😂on point. So fucking ridiculous

  • @brianwhite8861
    @brianwhite8861 5 лет назад +6

    Joey Diaz you straight just told my life story well a portion of my chaos. But damn man I can relate like a m.f. crazy. Thank you for all that you do

    • @joshuaherd1015
      @joshuaherd1015 Год назад

      Nah he told his life story and you relate your crap experiences to his incredible ones.

  • @Atvsrawsome
    @Atvsrawsome 4 года назад +9

    He needs to have a movie made about him and his life...or a series on hbo or something.

  • @politelyimpolite
    @politelyimpolite 3 года назад +1

    I can listen to Joey for hours

  • @brauliobonilla249
    @brauliobonilla249 5 лет назад +6

    “That’s insane “ the ‘LOL’ version of a conversation happening In real time.

  • @kylecorbin7225
    @kylecorbin7225 5 лет назад +6

    Is it possible to edit out her voice?

  • @Phike9391
    @Phike9391 3 года назад +1

    I've watched like 30 different videos with about 20 different guest's...n I have only heard them talk a combined 5 min 😆 he just invites them on to tell them stories 😂😂

  • @callumboyce8094
    @callumboyce8094 22 дня назад

    The Joey Diaz Biopic movie needs to be made

  • @ericglenn9984
    @ericglenn9984 4 года назад

    These titles will have u on a watch list

  • @shaolin6
    @shaolin6 5 лет назад +3

    This is the definition of a Shysti dude. Rob his own entourage 😂

  • @anthonypadula7795
    @anthonypadula7795 5 лет назад +2

    This broad is blowing uncle joey

  • @damienstone5470
    @damienstone5470 4 года назад +1

    “...half a momo?” Lol

  • @jedaaa47
    @jedaaa47 5 лет назад +6

    Bro On god he really had that robbing mentality the Hook theory 💀

  • @stephen8996
    @stephen8996 5 лет назад +12

    These days drug dealers will call the police lol

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner 5 лет назад +1

      @tripd how

    • @TonaldDrump686
      @TonaldDrump686 4 года назад

      Kids robbing each other. Shit goes back and forth. Most people won’t call police to say “ somebody stole my cocaine”. Around here, the “victim” was the robber last time. Sometimes it escalates to violence.

  • @R3VO7UTION
    @R3VO7UTION 5 лет назад +3

    Joey Jingles jangling about robbing more change jars

  • @delbertgrady1949
    @delbertgrady1949 6 лет назад +13

    It worked. 75 bucks score. I may lay out of work today...

  • @marioblanco8672
    @marioblanco8672 5 лет назад +4

    they ended this clip at the right moment

  • @JohnnyD-no4cz
    @JohnnyD-no4cz 4 года назад +3

    Joey "been there, done that, and I have a better story than you" Diaz

  • @trevdogbunkers1048
    @trevdogbunkers1048 5 лет назад +4

    65 their cost is way too high its $42 their cost 6t means they're paying more than 200 an 8ball

  • @awayaway7119
    @awayaway7119 5 лет назад +4

    4:09 she really nearly almost said "why didnt anyone just get a job" wtf is her brain

    • @awayaway7119
      @awayaway7119 3 года назад +1

      @M Pulverman it just reeks of ignorance, the girl barely understands that most petty dealers dont earn enough from work and are turned to crime to supplement their income. and after a earning a certain amount, it helps to keep a job for tax purposes/appearances.

  • @floridabigbear
    @floridabigbear 5 лет назад +31

    Joey sounds like a guy that has atleast heard alot of this stories but claims some of them as his own. Jmo

    • @nonamed56
      @nonamed56 5 лет назад +4

      I mean who believes the guy

  • @j_toledo419
    @j_toledo419 6 лет назад +3

    When I click on a Joey Diaz video I automatically push the like button.. who do ya think your dealin wit..

  • @jaygroomes1357
    @jaygroomes1357 5 лет назад

    I love Uncle Joey!!

  • @julianod9426
    @julianod9426 5 лет назад +3

    Give CoCo his own show.

  • @broncos915
    @broncos915 5 лет назад

    Liking this clip before I even see it 👍🏻 😂

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX 5 лет назад +8

    does having a *podcast* give you criminal *immunity* ? 😉

    • @Zacenglish9
      @Zacenglish9 5 лет назад +6

      Dursun Sahin no but statue of limitations is 5 years in states

    • @naraiancepeda826
      @naraiancepeda826 2 года назад +1

      You look like a durum That has passend his expire date

  • @OldWorldNY
    @OldWorldNY 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey dropping knowledge

  • @esconyc0101
    @esconyc0101 5 лет назад +22

    He put her to work after the show

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor8086 5 лет назад

    “thats not a very good allaby” lmaoo lee

  • @ReginaldGuyII
    @ReginaldGuyII 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey take this time to write a memoir. I’ll represent you bro.

  • @robbylopez8387
    @robbylopez8387 5 лет назад

    4:33 “we ain’t selling weed it’s straight up rock in this mother fucker”

  • @apexvadeor3670
    @apexvadeor3670 5 лет назад +3

    Joey just writes stories and then tells em on the show

  • @demond3461
    @demond3461 5 лет назад +1

    "WHOA, NO WAY!"

  • @jaycurtis2133
    @jaycurtis2133 3 года назад

    I'm finna be a good as criminal with this virtual training lmao

  • @jonathanschadenfreude9603
    @jonathanschadenfreude9603 6 лет назад +1

    Listen, don't mess with Mike!

  • @p-townshankzilla2654
    @p-townshankzilla2654 3 года назад +3

    "I did coke and didnt feel it my 1st time"
    Well then you didnt do coke, you snorted some crushed up teething tablets 😂🤣😂

  • @demarcus7315
    @demarcus7315 5 лет назад

    Take a shot every time she says "crazy"

    • @AndrewB383
      @AndrewB383 4 года назад +2

      Died of alcohol poisoning halfway through, boo

  • @alexfnsmith11
    @alexfnsmith11 4 года назад

    Who's the football player in the background? It's driving me nuts! Does anybody know???

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom Год назад +1

    "I dont want to say his name"?? that's a first, usually Joey's giving full names, postal codes, date of birth and a full recount of the crime. EDIT: "Parry, that was the kids name." last name, DoB and postal code incoming!

  •  5 лет назад +4

    Like when to rob their stories, and pretend they are yourz?

  • @gustavonanarosales2629
    @gustavonanarosales2629 5 лет назад

    Tio Joey !!

  • @djthegod416
    @djthegod416 5 лет назад

    How do you mute the woman

  • @FryingTiger
    @FryingTiger Год назад

    Kicking a door in a is very satisfying.

  • @dicksmith1316
    @dicksmith1316 3 года назад

    Joey Diaz could tell us a story about a poop he took in 1983 and wed be sitting Indian style with our heads in our palms begging for a sequal.. I miss my dad saying that. "Back in the 80s" lol

  • @jnorth5543
    @jnorth5543 5 лет назад

    Cough water every 5sec lol sniff

  • @deathpainful1307
    @deathpainful1307 4 года назад

    Man , Joey is a true blue Maggot.

  • @llamaman431
    @llamaman431 5 лет назад +2

    I ended up here after looking for red dead 2 tips

  • @PenisWeenis
    @PenisWeenis 5 лет назад +1

    7:34 (x8)

  • @ricardomilos590
    @ricardomilos590 5 лет назад +1

    Grandpa Joey, please tell another story?

  • @logan5804
    @logan5804 5 лет назад

    Thats insane

  • @trentsimmons343
    @trentsimmons343 6 лет назад

    This shit is gospel right here

  • @zen95209
    @zen95209 4 года назад

    How did Joey have friends when he would rob everyone LOL

  • @avidmozafari23
    @avidmozafari23 2 года назад

    Why am I watching this?

  • @martinprince7773
    @martinprince7773 5 лет назад +1

    NO...

  • @vitoblack5928
    @vitoblack5928 Год назад

    79 to 90 Joey did whatever he wanted 🤣🤣

  • @Someoneonyoutube
    @Someoneonyoutube 5 лет назад

    Why does he get so mad for a second at 3:59

  • @JesusMartinez-oy7qe
    @JesusMartinez-oy7qe 4 года назад

    Hey Joey I know the best time to rob someone how about never!

  • @nighthunter9638
    @nighthunter9638 5 лет назад

    So that explains why he was the mafia 3 game

  • @tobysgamingworld1550
    @tobysgamingworld1550 5 лет назад +4

    She’s the worst. “Oh my God! That’s insane! Wow!” Get a new reaction ma’am.

  • @tonyfay7046
    @tonyfay7046 3 года назад

    I want to hear about a time Joey Diaz got in a fight doesn't have to be one where he won. There was that one story where he got beat up by some gay dude. I know there's got to be some good others stories also.

  • @fopal-gang7108
    @fopal-gang7108 5 лет назад

    This lady ... NO ! ... HOW ?! But if your first time doing coke you don’t feel it you got burnt g

  • @NoName-gc9tu
    @NoName-gc9tu 4 года назад

    “If someone hurts me personally and emotionally ill get fuckin revenge and do crazy shit”
    “Kate Quigley has unfollowed you”

  • @MP-fy9ho
    @MP-fy9ho 5 лет назад

    Mod construction business deli alright

  • @levimcfadden1792
    @levimcfadden1792 5 лет назад

    That football poster sorta look like Gucci mane

  • @huckilt
    @huckilt 4 года назад +1

    So much for not saying the guys name in the story lol

  • @robhofer2390
    @robhofer2390 6 лет назад

    What is Joey refering to..."half a mo-mo"?

  • @joecarrier5048
    @joecarrier5048 5 лет назад

    Why She sounds like lee?

  • @brsvideos8143
    @brsvideos8143 4 года назад

    "Half a momo"

  • @drury3djd
    @drury3djd 3 года назад +1

    Joey is the definition of a menace 💀💀

  • @CultTurry
    @CultTurry 5 лет назад +1

    People still want coke like that just half of em work for the cops

  • @the5stacys
    @the5stacys 5 лет назад

    rob w a capitol "R"!

  • @mariussimkus9334
    @mariussimkus9334 2 года назад

    When she says nooo she sounds like the pervert guy from family guy

  • @JustAMinute1
    @JustAMinute1 2 года назад

    "you're just like me".... "No way?!?" ...."INSANE"...
    Okay, so not just like you hahah.

  • @zoesdada8923
    @zoesdada8923 4 года назад

    The right time is when you run across someone who has alot of money and can't call the law.

  • @ihateeverything3972
    @ihateeverything3972 3 года назад +1

    RUclips smart Joey: Knowing the right time to rob someone.
    RUclips video time: 10:01

  • @lowkeyasscharacter
    @lowkeyasscharacter 4 года назад +4

    Sounds like Joey bitched out on his friend tbh

  • @poopstain5216
    @poopstain5216 4 года назад +1

    Sabotage is Sabbath’s best album.

  • @-roejogan-
    @-roejogan- 5 лет назад +592

    "I started at 16, now I'm 21." Lookit what 5 years on coke does to you! Crazy that Joey Diaz is only 21.

    • @jimchance5006
      @jimchance5006 5 лет назад +14

      Sheogorath bruh he's 54

    • @sunny-lk5sr
      @sunny-lk5sr 5 лет назад +68

      Wooosh

    • @lyricderbin1169
      @lyricderbin1169 5 лет назад +13

      Are you being funny or are you actually this fucking stupid?

    • @evilshinobi7712
      @evilshinobi7712 5 лет назад +2

      LOL!!!!!!

    • @-roejogan-
      @-roejogan- 5 лет назад +27

      Lyric Derbin
      if you have to ask it's too late for you. the thing with comedy is that you don't explain why the joke was funny after you told it. it's like what they say about magicians not revealing their secrets.

  • @jessejon5891
    @jessejon5891 5 лет назад +44

    Kate says “she has friends like that”.