Joey Diaz Gets His Heart and Soul Broken By Young Love

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Episode #470
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Jessimae Peluso

Комментарии • 313

  • @RetroRanter
    @RetroRanter 6 лет назад +1063

    Lee having a silent conversation with the devil during this.

    • @NealYakopinDrums
      @NealYakopinDrums 6 лет назад +29

      Retro Ranter bro this comment actually made me laugh 😂

    • @antonblast
      @antonblast 5 лет назад +3

      @@NealYakopinDrums same

    • @pitbullsami1741
      @pitbullsami1741 5 лет назад +5

      of course, his people love the anti christ, the fucking cunts.

    • @gracebalducci8725
      @gracebalducci8725 5 лет назад +3

      LMFAO!!!!

    • @kpeterpm
      @kpeterpm 5 лет назад +3

      Yo this is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen in my life!

  • @emmanueludoh77
    @emmanueludoh77 5 лет назад +118

    Nobody tells a story like Joey Diaz! I have the attention span of a flea but he had me glued from the first word.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 4 года назад +5

      Same. I can never focus, but I can easily focus on Joey’s stories. It’s like a little movie playing out in my head lol

    • @Shadowchaser2
      @Shadowchaser2 3 года назад +7

      uncle joey one of the best story tellers he must be protected at all costs

    • @domanickmiller9807
      @domanickmiller9807 2 года назад

      Same but I have the attention span of a cow not because I'm fat but cuz I'm stupid

  • @darrelmartin8261
    @darrelmartin8261 6 лет назад +73

    "Can someone punch me on the way out?" lol

  • @1182dylan
    @1182dylan 6 лет назад +340

    She went full dolphin, never go full dolphin.

    • @V8Deuce
      @V8Deuce 6 лет назад +8

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @darkgamersupreme2348
      @darkgamersupreme2348 5 лет назад

      I don’t get it

    • @Meow_Ag47
      @Meow_Ag47 5 лет назад +7

      i wonder if she makes dolphin noises while getting fisted.

    • @MatPritchard220
      @MatPritchard220 5 лет назад +8

      Jumping in literally EVERY SINGLE PAUSE OR STOP IN JOEY’s TALKING 😂

    • @kaloyankolev9804
      @kaloyankolev9804 3 года назад

      Isn't this from Tropic thunder

  • @mettaworldpeace9560
    @mettaworldpeace9560 5 лет назад +48

    4:30 lee high af lol

  • @mic7able
    @mic7able 7 лет назад +309

    I always root for female comedians... But this Lady needs to let Joey tell his story. It's super annoying. When Lee speaks, he generally has a decent point/question/view....

    • @Brettsbutter
      @Brettsbutter 7 лет назад +19

      Mick G. She won't shut the fuck up 😂

    • @MsBlueRyan
      @MsBlueRyan 7 лет назад +16

      I feel this woman gets nervous with silent pauses- it means she hasn't learned the power of inner silence. It is a skill I am proud to have mastered, and in those silent moments you get the gift of listening to others- really listening. Mick G.- I am glad you met a lovely woman after learning what you really wanted and needed in a life partner. :)

    • @familiaandradeherederodelr2320
      @familiaandradeherederodelr2320 7 лет назад

      end of fucking story

    • @familiaandradeherederodelr2320
      @familiaandradeherederodelr2320 7 лет назад

      lee is just jewish so he tends to ask interesting things because of the history he has with joey.
      both of them are jewish so they are like relatives.

    • @CrackTheo
      @CrackTheo 5 лет назад

      @@familiaandradeherederodelr2320 ?

  • @jeremiahmirkovitz2834
    @jeremiahmirkovitz2834 7 лет назад +325

    guests who treat joeys podcast like a radio show are the worst. Its not your time to shine, stop trying so hard! painful this one

    • @PeterPatterson-vt2cx
      @PeterPatterson-vt2cx 6 лет назад

      Very.

    • @urmondaymorinin9838
      @urmondaymorinin9838 6 лет назад +20

      He has to many unfunny girls who wanna get down like a doctor bitch! But they needa shut the mouth and know the roles of a COCKSUCKAS

    • @UrbanGamerBrigadeYT
      @UrbanGamerBrigadeYT 6 лет назад +8

      Could this bitch be anymore annoying? Her fucking braying laugh... her saying “SHUT UP!” My god

    • @andyz3225
      @andyz3225 6 лет назад +2

      It's unfortunate because her standup is actually kinda funny.

    • @rclayton0187
      @rclayton0187 6 лет назад +2

      This is nothing compared to some of her other clips.. she's an annoying attention whore

  • @Cortlandt100
    @Cortlandt100 5 лет назад +38

    I like the girl, she told Joey is wasnt his fault. Dudes need that. I dig the female element

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 4 года назад +1

      I like her too. Sometimes it’s nice to throw in a female energy from time to time.

  • @joshaslinger5300
    @joshaslinger5300 5 лет назад +20

    Joey" bikes have steering wheels" diaz

  • @hellothere6760
    @hellothere6760 5 лет назад +25

    is that a dolphin impression? 7:15

  • @tillo2ko
    @tillo2ko 5 лет назад +28

    Idk who's laugh is worst..this girl or chanel west coast

  • @Idontlikethisever
    @Idontlikethisever 5 лет назад +6

    This guy has the best storys

  • @grogan-__-719
    @grogan-__-719 5 лет назад +33

    Omg shoot me in the head 7:18 😖

    • @bluecheesewithwings2105
      @bluecheesewithwings2105 5 лет назад

      I love you perfect suburban cocksuckers you feel better then everyone else

    • @muffin_gamers
      @muffin_gamers 5 лет назад

      skull top Joey even looked annoyed

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 5 лет назад +8

    Lee watching Japanese squid vs alien porn in the background.

  • @brandonalcaide1526
    @brandonalcaide1526 4 года назад +5

    Dawg look at Lee😭😭

  • @pitbullsami1741
    @pitbullsami1741 5 лет назад +14

    So her name goes from new yorker to nicky reeza at 6:43 ?

  • @aklmax_
    @aklmax_ 7 лет назад +24

    Wait joey knew that hitman called the Iceman?

    • @TourettesOrc
      @TourettesOrc 6 лет назад +4

      Max _ i wondered that too. Joey mentions in another podcast he bought coke from a hotel McAlaster hotel near his highschool where they found Icemans first (discovered) victim under a bed

    • @rclayton0187
      @rclayton0187 6 лет назад +6

      He knows about him.. the person he mentioned is the son to one of the iceman victims.. that's it.

    • @uzib239
      @uzib239 6 лет назад

      What episode was that?

    • @draggun9376
      @draggun9376 5 лет назад

      Jersey Mobsters flock together

    • @AW-dw9qo
      @AW-dw9qo 5 лет назад

      Max _ no his partner

  • @SativaHigh
    @SativaHigh 5 лет назад +7

    This girl is headache ruining joeys story with the constant commentary let the man speak!

  • @calebruck5317
    @calebruck5317 4 года назад +1

    I had the same thing happen to me... with my first love too shit sucked.

  • @MemeStage
    @MemeStage Год назад

    there is a video between your ads

  • @Chrisss343
    @Chrisss343 6 лет назад +2

    am fucking dead lmaoo
    lee is in another paradigm 4:26, 8:21

  • @Astrotase
    @Astrotase 4 года назад +4

    The first girl I fell in love broke my heart I couldn't get over her for 2 + years she fell for another guy 👊 fck me

  • @ImAlrightITHINK
    @ImAlrightITHINK 2 года назад

    A really good story

  • @purplesamurai8964
    @purplesamurai8964 7 лет назад +26

    Letter to Natalie...
    I'm Sorry for Hurting You..
    I'm sorry for all the hurt I've caused you and I regret the things I've done. I've lost the one girl I've ever loved.
    I feel so bad right now, cause I tore your world apart, and now all I can think about is how I broke your heart
    I know sorry's not enough because I'm such a screw up.. But for whatever its worth I wanted to say, that you cross my mind every single day.
    The thought of you makes me smile, and I know our love was real, so I'm writing you this so that you know how I truly feel.
    What I really want to say is that I'm sorry, I know that you didn't deserve to be hurt like that, and I know that you will find someone who will love you and treat you right, they will make you happy and that person won't hurt you like I did.
    ...Goodbye

  • @JoshSwan69
    @JoshSwan69 Год назад

    more stories joey !

  • @kaloyankolev9804
    @kaloyankolev9804 4 года назад

    Shit went from 0 to 100 really fucking quick

  • @The_Arbiter
    @The_Arbiter 2 года назад

    Wow I’m 5 years late but the story is still infatuating s2622

  • @babydrummers
    @babydrummers 5 лет назад +1

    damn joey this shits deep

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 6 лет назад +1

    why cant someone ask me to the prom like that?!!!

  • @nickfernandez6968
    @nickfernandez6968 3 года назад

    She said PUNTA ahahahahah what

  • @robertdesi6368
    @robertdesi6368 6 лет назад +1

    Was a rotary

  • @williamdelong1936
    @williamdelong1936 6 лет назад

    How the fuck does he remember shit from so many years ago? Lol.

  • @mr.t3321
    @mr.t3321 5 лет назад +1

    Where do they get these women though ..?

    • @hawaiianprestigecars8493
      @hawaiianprestigecars8493 5 лет назад

      theyre out there
      just met one in a washing saloon
      you kinda get a feeling
      I just asked her for the number we exchanged and thats it

  • @Highshinobii
    @Highshinobii 2 года назад

    Punta??? Lmaoo

  • @bionikball75
    @bionikball75 5 лет назад +2

    TO guest:
    not EVERYTHING you have to say has to be funny. Just have a normal conversation. This ain't "The Morning Zoo" or PAwnee's "Douche Nation"

    • @deewah1698
      @deewah1698 3 года назад +1

      O&A changed the way I listen to radio. I can't take listening to her.

  • @alejandrov94
    @alejandrov94 6 лет назад

    SHOP RITE IS WHERE ITS AT. FUCK ALL OTHER GROCERY STORES.

  • @c9hr0ni4c
    @c9hr0ni4c 4 года назад +1

    Damn Joey the chick showed up to your mothers Wake and all she got was a note when her mom passed?? seems like she felt like she was the one with the broken soul LOL

    • @sylviabennan
      @sylviabennan 2 года назад

      plus she asked him to go with her to prom and he ghosted her. how’s HIS heart broken

  • @WH012Vids
    @WH012Vids 4 года назад

    Bon Jovi was out when Joey was 12?

  • @LuisHernandez-fm9pb
    @LuisHernandez-fm9pb 5 лет назад +2

    Why is there a bunch of cubans back in 1970-80s

    • @guydives1246
      @guydives1246 4 года назад +2

      Huge immigration from Castro sending the boats

  • @Mr.Jtea3
    @Mr.Jtea3 5 лет назад

    Mr softy’s name was Robert pronge ?

  • @baker3423
    @baker3423 5 лет назад +3

    "You guys got coffee together" no, hipsters weren't invented yet

  • @tatagliacon
    @tatagliacon 5 лет назад

    caldasac more like a caldashat

  • @vteckid82
    @vteckid82 6 лет назад

    Nee-oorka Joey, JFC.

  • @howey935
    @howey935 5 лет назад

    When i was 9 my next door neighbour got hit in the head with a cricket ball. She seemed ok and went in the house and apparently complained of a headache so her dad called the doctor and by the time the doctor got there she was dead from an annurisium (excuse the spelling)

  • @u-alrdyknoc.v.o8539
    @u-alrdyknoc.v.o8539 5 лет назад +2

    Punta ...

  • @zalibecquerel3463
    @zalibecquerel3463 5 лет назад

    Joey Diaz pressed ALT+F4 too many times.

  • @jessyavila5317
    @jessyavila5317 5 лет назад

    What 12 year olds do LoL 😂 do, Danielle Chon 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @twt3716
    @twt3716 3 года назад +3

    I find America fascinating. For example Coco uses the word Cul De Sac. Which is French. Americans speak English. Like the English they include French words in their lexicon. But joey say Steering wheel instead of handlebars. Is that usual or a joeism ? President Bush jnr once declared that the problem with the French is that they have no word for Entrepreneur ! Hilarious. I find America fascinating. Bless em.

  • @dougalmacmillan7645
    @dougalmacmillan7645 6 лет назад

    B

  • @fuegoaids87
    @fuegoaids87 Год назад

    That woman is so annoying bruh

  • @sirsackolis5203
    @sirsackolis5203 5 лет назад +1

    Tired or seeing all these comments about the guest, she was just engaging in a conversation and lee was off in space, if she wasnt speaking everyone would say she was being rude,

  • @redsolocup918
    @redsolocup918 2 года назад

    Damn lee turned to a women for this one

  • @Justin-qx4jm
    @Justin-qx4jm 4 года назад

    The story was annoying because she kept interrupting

  • @odewy5234
    @odewy5234 4 года назад

    pUnTA

  • @vteckid82
    @vteckid82 6 лет назад +2

    JFC that horrendous laugh

  • @markmoretti9122
    @markmoretti9122 4 года назад

    This girl here is ruining this segment

  • @lucianogatica9510
    @lucianogatica9510 3 года назад

    She talk to much

  • @madman_messiah3848
    @madman_messiah3848 5 лет назад

    She got what she deserved.

  • @Audfile
    @Audfile 7 лет назад +6

    this Jabba the hut looking dude. Why is listening to his nasal mucous buildup so fascinating to you guys?

    • @tonysamosa1717
      @tonysamosa1717 5 лет назад +1

      Put some respek on Coco's name. He's a god.

  • @retroactivecontinuity3622
    @retroactivecontinuity3622 6 лет назад +4

    I get the impression that he pushed that girl or it was somehow his fault. Something didn't add up in that story and he even made a little uncalled for admission of innocence. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of guilt.

    • @MazzInCali
      @MazzInCali 6 лет назад +2

      Retroactive Continuity you’re an idiot. Stfu.

  • @Rickswars
    @Rickswars 6 лет назад +3

    Why do trolls always attack chicks in your videos is weird, lol.

    • @krisrivera3514
      @krisrivera3514 5 лет назад +1

      Richard warren no idea they hate women, she aint that annoying

    • @MaGiCMushroomClouds
      @MaGiCMushroomClouds 5 лет назад

      That is like saying... Zombies always trying to eat people's brains is weird. Dogs always sniffing crotches and humping legs is weird. Little kids viciously harassing one of their peers for being different is weird. It ain't right but it ain't weird. It's totally uncalled for but don't act surprised you silly goose.

  • @pitbullsami1741
    @pitbullsami1741 5 лет назад +310

    Her name was new yorker.

    • @mikespool6650
      @mikespool6650 5 лет назад +27

      Niurka

    • @mrdryw
      @mrdryw 4 года назад +23

      I heard new yorker.

    • @navruk5386
      @navruk5386 4 года назад

      @@mrdryw well you heard wrong

    • @mitchelljulius5875
      @mitchelljulius5875 4 года назад

      Lmfal

    • @brianmcwilliams8297
      @brianmcwilliams8297 2 года назад

      And she's cuban. BUT in other tellings of this bullshit story...she was an Irish girl.
      He's full of shit

  • @mmafyasco
    @mmafyasco 5 лет назад +156

    "there was no coffee in those days" 😂

  • @sebastianrabalais3733
    @sebastianrabalais3733 6 лет назад +131

    Lee just sitting there baking

  • @nabugijin9910
    @nabugijin9910 6 лет назад +104

    I really hate jt when people say punta... its puta, punta means tip....

    • @TourettesOrc
      @TourettesOrc 6 лет назад +2

      Nabu Gijin lmao I used to make that mistake!

  • @StrangeTripNH
    @StrangeTripNH 6 лет назад +73

    She is so abrasive, and the whole time completely missed the point of everything coco was trying to say

  • @solidrock6524
    @solidrock6524 5 лет назад +42

    That is actually a really common thing with head trauma. I knew a girl in high school that actually had something like that happened to her and she went from I straight-up prude to letting dudes tag team her after the head injury which was really sad to watch

  • @kaloyankolev9804
    @kaloyankolev9804 4 года назад +23

    This story got five different culminations lmao fucking fire

  • @drtyslzy
    @drtyslzy 7 лет назад +8

    Dude... that chick... damn. Im never fucking around on somebody else's bike again.

  • @kurtisanderson5965
    @kurtisanderson5965 6 лет назад +14

    The girl so annoying lol

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 2 года назад +7

    Going thru a tough one right now. I’m in tears reading the comments and watching. Reading steering wheel as Lee shows his face high as fuck has me in tears of laughter.

  • @RSmith0830
    @RSmith0830 7 лет назад +23

    Stop putting holes on the cast!!!!!

  • @UFC_Buffalo
    @UFC_Buffalo 7 лет назад +7

    Fuckin Heartbreaking CoCo....

  • @GavinRemme
    @GavinRemme 4 года назад +5

    My bicycle has a 'steering wheel' as well.

  • @sylviabennan
    @sylviabennan 2 года назад +4

    Feel like the biggest moral of the story is to wear a helmet when you go biking. Head trauma is no joke, I’ve heard multiple stories of high-school guys just becoming Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde after their trauma: going after people violently, getting into fights every week and having no control. That’s like a living death- you’re not the person you once were anymore. It’s kinda as if that girl died that day because she “went off the deep end”. Sad and scary.

  • @user-po3xb8py1l
    @user-po3xb8py1l 6 лет назад +10

    Puta not punta

    • @BennysBenz
      @BennysBenz 5 лет назад

      That girl got on my nerves man!

  • @moses8181
    @moses8181 5 лет назад +7

    Love this podcast. You keep it real and i love you for that. I would hang out an party with you and Lee anyday .

  • @crotchcritter1
    @crotchcritter1 4 года назад +7

    Joey Diaz, savage and gentlemen all in one!

  • @beatnik6806
    @beatnik6806 3 года назад +2

    "steering wheel" I was thinking "what the fuck she was driving" :D

  • @MartianBear
    @MartianBear 3 года назад +4

    Cried for four days 😂😂😂

  • @controlledchaos8851
    @controlledchaos8851 3 года назад +3

    7:16 I just just laughed soo mother fucking hard 🤣

  • @frankvalentino1121
    @frankvalentino1121 3 года назад +2

    “She hit the side of her head” lolz

  • @christophert7040
    @christophert7040 Год назад +1

    i thought this man said "new yorka" lmao

  • @Meow_Ag47
    @Meow_Ag47 5 лет назад +2

    Joey "I turned down a 12" Diaz

  • @MaGiCMushroomClouds
    @MaGiCMushroomClouds 5 лет назад +1

    Doing what 12 year olds in New Jersey do... Did they play Monster Rain?

  • @MasterNinjaXz
    @MasterNinjaXz 5 лет назад +1

    Damn that was a fucking wild story

  • @plaidsnails3755
    @plaidsnails3755 4 года назад +1

    First break ups are the worst lol

  • @austinbevin7021
    @austinbevin7021 4 года назад +1

    haha joey killed this girl at 7:30

  • @MrTMC94
    @MrTMC94 Год назад

    Iliza makes this hard to listen to. Don’t know how Uncle Joey has the patience for her

  • @bopakaka99
    @bopakaka99 3 года назад +1

    Joey you’re a fucking badass

  • @FutureDevilDog
    @FutureDevilDog 4 года назад +1

    She flipped over the steering wheel.

  • @yeahdude7
    @yeahdude7 6 лет назад

    Why the fuck is the camera on Joey 99% of the time? I want to see the guest's reactions too. Don't get me wrong, I love Joey, but it would be nice to see the guest too.

  • @teknique8292
    @teknique8292 4 года назад +1

    Best part of the story 6:53 Lmfaooooo

  • @miguelrenteria9789
    @miguelrenteria9789 5 лет назад +1

    Sad story.

  • @Ltcoombs1
    @Ltcoombs1 5 лет назад +1

    That laugh though

  • @joev7861
    @joev7861 4 года назад +1

    Leeee my dude I feel ya

  • @PeterPatterson-vt2cx
    @PeterPatterson-vt2cx 6 лет назад

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up bitch!

  • @medievalknievel
    @medievalknievel Год назад

    It sucks lol

  • @mikealvitre6396
    @mikealvitre6396 Год назад

    1:21

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Год назад

    For all those that say "we never wore helmets in the 70s and we were fine"...