Yessir man. Just got out of a 7 year relationship and man did I need to hear this. Engaged and everything, now we have parted ways because I needed to grow on my own. I’m 24.
@@AtbChronic same bro 7 years from 17, met in choir class and boy oh boy was it a rollercoaster. She broke up with me, I found out she had a steady side piece for months... Was heartbroken for half a year. Now I wake up thanking god for never marrying her. You already know she was nagging me for years about marriage. Thank you god we're free, for me no kids either
Damn joey never stop doing this. Your teaching people life. I've been through something similar. I'm young and building my life. I look to you for advice all the time, thank you. H
When you get married you go to God. Only when it's your time to pass away. Divorce is for bboth of your money Nothing more. The law steels money from both of you.
@@scurlockainsworth31 the law favours women in divorce and maintenance/custody almost 100% of the time. And god ain't real. So just don't get married at the end of the day.
Needed this badly. Just got out a 5 year relationship. My ex was such a good person and I still care about her greatly. However, I wasn't in love with her :( I blame myself everyday for not being honest with myself and my ex. Now I live with the guilt of breaking her heart and wasting her life.
You are a good man I feel I am in the same situation but she such a good woman I want to help her and not let men take advantage. But I’m not in love, it’s all sexual an I feel guilty to waste her time. It’s 9 months in now.
How old is she? Pretty women always have a lot of options, don't worry. Also, adults need to make decisions for themselves, you were only half of the equation.
I've been in only 1 relationship with a girl (I was 20 and she was 18) and when she started asking me about us getting married and having kids by the third week in the relationship, by week 7 I told myself that she needs to do some growing up before she needs a serious partner. She cried like crazy and begged me not to end it, but the last thing we needed was to make a mistake and act on emotion and throw out the only youth we have in this life. Yes there are exceptions and two people that young start a family and make it work, but that's a strong conviction I just didn't have.
This sh*t was golden, that car reference was perfect. I have the so called car in the right color but about to go to prison aswell in a week for a few years here in Finland. Thank you for sharing your experiences Joey! You have helped me a ton over the years. God bless you.
Just broke up with my girlfriend. Was a very serious relationship, we moved all over the country together and we did so much. Found out she was cheating and is now seeing another guy. This sucks, but I am glad I know I have Joey to listen to. Thank you.
This shit breaks my fucking heart cuz you can just relate so much and its sad when your heart just doesn't feel the way your brain thinks it should Life is crazy
uncle joey i went through the experience of going too deep with a girl, i felt awful knowing that i was not into her the way she was, luckily i managed to muster up the courage to be honest with her within two months
Many men get caught up in this like I have. You meet the best woman for you but that sparks just isn't there but you can't help but to play games with her because she provides you with something. The worst part is.... You're stuck living in your end instead of your life when you are in this situation. It's harsh and sad but most of us in this game of life do this.
Yea I feel really bad it’s fucking sad, she did all this for me I asked nothing for an I know she is a good woman. Not sure the woman I want is the woman I dont need
In a similar situation and the moment I told her I don’t want to anymore. It was worse… she started using everything I said as ammo we said some nasty things to each other shit ton of things. I hope one day I can tell the story.
Trying to get over this girl I loved that left me... This addiction is fucking harrowing... I can't leave my room most the time. I'm tired. I gotta work later. I need this to end.
There a girl (my old crush) we’ve been snapping for a month almost everyday. But I told her to stop because I don’t have time for her. I’m in HS and no license job or time. I just run XC and my parents won’t even let me hang out with the bois because of covid. So I told her no way they would let me hang out with you a bunch. She still snaps me and I need to end this shit fast.
When you're doing something extreme (for example fighting), your mind is in another place, you have to use these years to develop yourself, and then you can find the best partner, making long term investment on yourself is a great decision, it improves your standarts aswell.
Robnself 2018 I think almost everyone gets the urge to strangle a shithead from time to time unless they live in a bubble. Perhaps a better question is does he get the urge to rob people again.
I Disagree with Uncle Joey on the “Girl You Want” Part if there’s a Woman who treats me like Garbage and is Full of Herself no Matter How Attracted I am To Her Ima Always look the Other Way it’s Not About Competition It’s about Finding a Compassionate, Caring Individual who Will Be there For You and Your Future Kids, Bottom Line.
@@Babyschlep i'm back on the mission, been a rough time, got monkey branched and betrayed for 3 months prior to BU, underwent psychotherapy and dived down in pain, listening to philosophy a lot. went to her new BF and found out truth from him, showed him photos of her naked in my bed while she was already with him, took a destruction path, but monkey branching and cheating cannot be forgiven, dont want to see this girl ever again in my life. it was a toxic person to be with. 95% arguments were coming from her. no contact it's the only way for healing. and for getting someone back. but you have to ask yourself do you want someone like this back in your life? being a option B? im doing great now. still trying to shake it off and forget. takes time but i have a lot of better days than bad days. life goes on, we miss illusion of what we could have and good moments from the past. if someone walks out - let them go away. are you after BU? whats your situation like?
I think he tried to reach out to his oldest daughter recently and got rebuffed badly, on his new podcast Uncle Joeys Joint this last November I think it was he mentioned her and reaching out on his end and just seemed to be nonchalantly dismissive but you could tell he was a little angry too, it was out of nowhere too
I'm going through an intense break up with a great girl right now and I really needed to hear this. Some of the things Joey said in this clip struck me to my heart. Thank you Uncle Joey
We got this bro, fuck the past and move on for YOU. You can’t drive in the right direction if your stuck looking in your damn mirrors, buck up bro.. it’s all we can do regardless of the circumstances. I wish you all of the best in whatever walk of life you’re experiencing right now, in and outside of the whole break up.
Never give up let them fly this is advice I should follow myself but it's hard to listen it's easy to give advice because it's not you but you just need to let go completely no more bitting your nails in nervousness allow yourself to live life because your Judas worthy of enjoying life as anyone else.
I'm going thru a break up I don't even know why I miss her, when she's already got 3 kids and isn't really my True type. It sucks she was so easy to give it up, I fell for her. I'm single and no kids, but she was really kool. Just for some reason I couldn't Trust her,idk why... but here I am missing her
Don’t worry bro. Hang in there. Things get better, but make sure to work for it. Much love to you. I was watching this 3 years ago and was in your position (minus the kids). And trust, it takes hard work and A LOT of patience. But focus on being happy with yourself first. Cliche? Yes. Truth tho? Fuck yeah. You were blessed to get that situation out of your life. So now… do what you’ve gotta do. Can’t? There’s no shame in getting professional help. Nevertheless, do what you gotta do to be happy for yourself. Then, get back at it. There’s beautiful people out there.
Uncle Joey spitting knowledge here. Most people seem to put themselves in bad or uncomfortablee situations because they just said yes out of impulse. i have no problem saying no because Ive seen what saying yes to everything looks like and its grim.
Joey I enjoy all of your stories but you always have this little cough. Please get that checked out. Seriously! I know you have many more to tell and I'd like to hear them. Just checking on your health bud. Keep up the good work.
Uncle Joey I’m in similar situation. Broke up with a nice venezuelan blonde that stole my heart 3 years ago, and still can forget her, I have been with some girls here and there but its not what I want. Now I’m with a really good girl, good family, she loves me like crazy, her family loves me, my family loves her. But fck, I still can’t get used to the car, I been dating her for nearly a year now and it’s the same feeling, its not the car that I want, she es pretty, smart and accepts me with all my deamons and shit but its still not what I want, I care about her and all that stuff, I’m not a bad man with her, I try to do my best but still I can’t get in love like I did before with that venezuelan blonde
@@eLSkilo one step at a time dude, I'm honestly just going by the notion, no one is perfect, like I'm with someone whose awesome, but there just isn't always that electricity yk? But I'm asking myself if I'm fine with that, if I'm fine that I don't have those extreme feelings all the time, and I think I might be, thats one small con in a pool of pros, idk dude life definitely works in weird ways, either way, we're all gonna make it :)
@@noahcarl953 Yeah bro you have a good point, its ok no having those extreme feelings all the time, just be nice with the people that loves us and thats it, thanks for your words buddy, greetings from Ecuador :)
Just broke up with a girl after a year and a half because I had the sudden realization she wasn’t the one, I’m hurt that she’s hurt because she really cared and had my back but we just don’t gel in the areas that matter most to me. Not sure how to feel but I immediately knew uncle Joey would have some advice to help me out
This new ending music sucks. Bring back Lee’s laugh and shit. Used to think it and that clip was annoying but these clips aren’t the same anymore. Never really know what you got till it’s gone huh?
6 years over today. She's taking the new apartment and the pets. I may be homeless in 2 weeks.. but I'm still sober. And I'm going to fucking stay sober. This new low is still better than rock bottom.
Anyone under 25 who’s going through a breakup just got a huge boost from this, including me. Thanks uncle Joey.
Yessir man. Just got out of a 7 year relationship and man did I need to hear this. Engaged and everything, now we have parted ways because I needed to grow on my own. I’m 24.
Why under 25 I'm 29 and I found it useful.
Luke Dakin either way man we all relate
@@AtbChronic you both where. Keep going. You will be fine. Your both still learning.
@@AtbChronic same bro 7 years from 17, met in choir class and boy oh boy was it a rollercoaster. She broke up with me, I found out she had a steady side piece for months... Was heartbroken for half a year. Now I wake up thanking god for never marrying her. You already know she was nagging me for years about marriage. Thank you god we're free, for me no kids either
Damn joey never stop doing this. Your teaching people life. I've been through something similar. I'm young and building my life. I look to you for advice all the time, thank you.
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hathwayh same
Any clue which state & city Joey Diaz records these podcasts ?
uncle joey teaching us life lessons
When you get married, you go to God,
When you get divorced, you go to court.
When you get married you go to God. Only when it's your time to pass away. Divorce is for bboth of your money
Nothing more. The law steels money from both of you.
Need to do away with marriage contracts. Just a piece of paper to steal and fight each over. Not worth the piece of paper that it's written on
@@scurlockainsworth31 the law favours women in divorce and maintenance/custody almost 100% of the time. And god ain't real. So just don't get married at the end of the day.
@@PEaChKiLLER2238 does not favor either one.no one wins.just don't do it
Needed this badly. Just got out a 5 year relationship. My ex was such a good person and I still care about her greatly. However, I wasn't in love with her :( I blame myself everyday for not being honest with myself and my ex. Now I live with the guilt of breaking her heart and wasting her life.
You are a good man I feel I am in the same situation but she such a good woman I want to help her and not let men take advantage. But I’m not in love, it’s all sexual an I feel guilty to waste her time. It’s 9 months in now.
How old is she? Pretty women always have a lot of options, don't worry. Also, adults need to make decisions for themselves, you were only half of the equation.
@@martino8700 brother the same exact thing is happening to me like you describe. I don’t know what to do, it’s been nearly a year now.
How did you know you weren't in love with her?
Damn. Glad to know I’m not the only one 😔
I just got out of a toxic relationship and this rings true. I’m never Going to just go along with a relationship I don’t really want anymore.
Joey you look great, healthy and fit god bless you from Ireland 🇮🇪
I've been in only 1 relationship with a girl (I was 20 and she was 18) and when she started asking me about us getting married and having kids by the third week in the relationship, by week 7 I told myself that she needs to do some growing up before she needs a serious partner. She cried like crazy and begged me not to end it, but the last thing we needed was to make a mistake and act on emotion and throw out the only youth we have in this life. Yes there are exceptions and two people that young start a family and make it work, but that's a strong conviction I just didn't have.
Joey is legit a blessing to my life!
Meeting him one day would be a dream come true
“I’m gunna die alone in a cave like Charles Bronson” is one of my all time favourite lines.
Genuine dude, ol' Uncle Joey.
Dawm u gotta love ace
This sh*t was golden, that car reference was perfect. I have the so called car in the right color but about to go to prison aswell in a week for a few years here in Finland. Thank you for sharing your experiences Joey! You have helped me a ton over the years. God bless you.
3:12 what an analogy! lol really knew what a 20 year old would be thinking at that age 😂😂
Thank you so much Joey Diaz you have opened my eyes time and time again thank you
Just broke up with my girlfriend. Was a very serious relationship, we moved all over the country together and we did so much.
Found out she was cheating and is now seeing another guy.
This sucks, but I am glad I know I have Joey to listen to. Thank you.
Uncle Joey who is dropping valuable life gems lessons life skills another great clip from the podcast
“Did you ever think about marriage?”
“When I was 23-“
“No? Ok.”
Fucking lee bro when he sly disses Joey it’s probably some of the funniest shit 😂
Joey “it’s tough to get pussy when you’re homeless” Diaz
💛💚💙🧡 Nobody and I mean NOBODY on this fucking green earth can drink a bottle of water like our Uncle Joey 💛💚💙🧡
This shit breaks my fucking heart cuz you can just relate so much and its sad when your heart just doesn't feel the way your brain thinks it should Life is crazy
uncle joey i went through the experience of going too deep with a girl, i felt awful knowing that i was not into her the way she was, luckily i managed to muster up the courage to be honest with her within two months
I like how Joey's woman impression is the same as Lee's impression.. Tremendous
This one hit hard.
Man this hits me in my heart because I’m kinda at this point with my wife. I mean I love her, but I don’t really wanna be with her.
People from buffalo are the best type of people
dam Joey. You hit the nail on the head with this one. Thank you
Man this shit hit home today....
Joey you are the king love your Podcasts with Lee.....😁
Powerful shit man
Thank u for sharing ur story uncle joey.
Uncle Jorey just brought a tear to my eye
This was phenomenal
Thanks Joey!
This helps me live with myself.
Wow this really made me feel better.
My girl broke it off with me 3 days ago cause I’ve been fucking up and not handling my shit, uncle joey always helps.
I wanted to hear more 👍👍
9989 great year. Lmao
Many men get caught up in this like I have. You meet the best woman for you but that sparks just isn't there but you can't help but to play games with her because she provides you with something.
The worst part is.... You're stuck living in your end instead of your life when you are in this situation.
It's harsh and sad but most of us in this game of life do this.
Camden McInnis well said
Rough man. Same situation and its just really sad and depressing
Yea I feel really bad it’s fucking sad, she did all this for me I asked nothing for an I know she is a good woman. Not sure the woman I want is the woman I dont need
I felt that one
wise words as usual
Fuck this is heavy I’m going through it hard exactly how he described it nice to know I’m not the only one and there always another day
realest shit ever said.
In a similar situation and the moment I told her I don’t want to anymore. It was worse… she started using everything I said as ammo we said some nasty things to each other shit ton of things. I hope one day I can tell the story.
Trying to get over this girl I loved that left me... This addiction is fucking harrowing... I can't leave my room most the time. I'm tired.
I gotta work later. I need this to end.
Feel you man.
How’s it going now?
There a girl (my old crush) we’ve been snapping for a month almost everyday. But I told her to stop because I don’t have time for her. I’m in HS and no license job or time. I just run XC and my parents won’t even let me hang out with the bois because of covid. So I told her no way they would let me hang out with you a bunch. She still snaps me and I need to end this shit fast.
It's different than Joeys situation. If she likes you and you had a crush on her, go for it.
When you're doing something extreme (for example fighting), your mind is in another place, you have to use these years to develop yourself, and then you can find the best partner, making long term investment on yourself is a great decision, it improves your standarts aswell.
baby powder blue
Facts
Joe do you ever get the urge to commit a crime again
Robnself 2018 I think almost everyone gets the urge to strangle a shithead from time to time unless they live in a bubble. Perhaps a better question is does he get the urge to rob people again.
About to breakup with my girlfriend joey today. The decision was made a month ago. I tried i really did but the spark died.
I’m too far involved 7 minutes into watching this
0:23 woaH
04:00
Was the guy getting divorced all those times marrying the chicks in vegas ?? Curious to know..
Killed snakes?
Bruh I just found out my girl was cheating on me with 4 dudes and her cousin....
Dump her
Dump her unless you’re into that. Oh fuck yeah!
Damn, I came into this video thinking it was when you go deep into the murkey waters with a girl, not this deep though
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First
I Disagree with Uncle Joey on the “Girl You Want” Part if there’s a Woman who treats me like Garbage and is Full of Herself no Matter How Attracted I am To Her Ima Always look the Other Way it’s Not About Competition It’s about Finding a Compassionate, Caring Individual who Will Be there For You and Your Future Kids, Bottom Line.
But the electricity - is a real phenomenon
It depends
I’ll die like Charles Bronson in a bunker... that hit home 😂😂
Just broke up with my girlfriend I love to listen to you Joey. You always help me out
you got this bro
Give us some update bro, i just split with my 2.5 year chick
@@Kevvvinus1 how you feeling now bro?
@@Babyschlep i'm back on the mission, been a rough time, got monkey branched and betrayed for 3 months prior to BU, underwent psychotherapy and dived down in pain, listening to philosophy a lot. went to her new BF and found out truth from him, showed him photos of her naked in my bed while she was already with him, took a destruction path, but monkey branching and cheating cannot be forgiven, dont want to see this girl ever again in my life. it was a toxic person to be with. 95% arguments were coming from her. no contact it's the only way for healing. and for getting someone back. but you have to ask yourself do you want someone like this back in your life? being a option B? im doing great now. still trying to shake it off and forget. takes time but i have a lot of better days than bad days. life goes on, we miss illusion of what we could have and good moments from the past. if someone walks out - let them go away. are you after BU? whats your situation like?
@@Kevvvinus1 how do you do it I feel destroyed inside
A lot of balls telling this story. He’s really admitting to the garbage person that he was. It must really eat at him.
At 12:50 you see the excuse he uses his entire life to explain his way out of bad situations HE caused. He blames his mother.
I think he tried to reach out to his oldest daughter recently and got rebuffed badly, on his new podcast Uncle Joeys Joint this last November I think it was he mentioned her and reaching out on his end and just seemed to be nonchalantly dismissive but you could tell he was a little angry too, it was out of nowhere too
@@stevena3333 yeah he mentions his mom who died in November of ‘79 then he started dating his first wife like 6 or 7 years later, makes no sense.
@@zachhoward9099do you remember what podcast this was
Crazy how deep this lesson this is, even I a teenager can understand every word he said about his situation.
Real shit, especially towards the end. Thank ya Uncle Joey
marriage is a HUGE decision!!
Never get married.
Daniel Goldwyn hahaha really?
Its a contract between two souls to respect each other. Nothing more. No ownership of the Women.
@@SouthernSkeptic Women will not. They have had enough. Little boys in old body's. Not much education.
@@scurlockainsworth31 we have a white knight here.
Joey Diaz podcast is better than joe Rogan’s podcast
Shut up Nemo
Different kettle of fish bro cant be compared.
Opinions.
ratgreen How in what way, Both comics that have podcasts?
It's ten times better. Joey is much more genuine.
My daily dose of Uncle Joey lol thanks for uploading!
Any clue which state & city Joey Diaz records these podcasts ?
@@mmooraj Cali bro🤙🏻
@@mmaboxing8015 Thanks bud
I wonder if Joey has pictures of his younger self in his 20’s. I’d like to see
Jeezy 47 they exist look em up
Any clue which state & city Joey Diaz records these podcasts ?
@@mmooraj these were done Los Angeles
I'm going through an intense break up with a great girl right now and I really needed to hear this. Some of the things Joey said in this clip struck me to my heart. Thank you Uncle Joey
"between you and me i could not wait for her to get up and leave" .....between everyone on the internet now lmao
Imagine if she watches this, ouch… although it was a long time ago so I’m sure it doesn’t matter
I don’t know how I’m gonna get through this breakup with my fiancé of 2 years… but this definitely hit it right on the spot😔💔
How you doing bro?
We got this bro, fuck the past and move on for YOU. You can’t drive in the right direction if your stuck looking in your damn mirrors, buck up bro.. it’s all we can do regardless of the circumstances. I wish you all of the best in whatever walk of life you’re experiencing right now, in and outside of the whole break up.
Never give up let them fly this is advice I should follow myself but it's hard to listen it's easy to give advice because it's not you but you just need to let go completely no more bitting your nails in nervousness allow yourself to live life because your Judas worthy of enjoying life as anyone else.
i feel you man my wife of 5 years just ended things :(
I'm going thru a break up I don't even know why I miss her, when she's already got 3 kids and isn't really my True type.
It sucks she was so easy to give it up, I fell for her. I'm single and no kids, but she was really kool. Just for some reason I couldn't Trust her,idk why... but here I am missing her
Don’t worry bro. Hang in there. Things get better, but make sure to work for it. Much love to you. I was watching this 3 years ago and was in your position (minus the kids). And trust, it takes hard work and A LOT of patience. But focus on being happy with yourself first. Cliche? Yes. Truth tho? Fuck yeah. You were blessed to get that situation out of your life. So now… do what you’ve gotta do. Can’t? There’s no shame in getting professional help. Nevertheless, do what you gotta do to be happy for yourself. Then, get back at it. There’s beautiful people out there.
You didn’t trust her for a reason man ur intuition was protecting u from something
I'm so high and hearing him talk about the "Electricity not being on" in his marriage brought me to tears.
Uncle Joey spitting knowledge here. Most people seem to put themselves in bad or uncomfortablee situations because they just said yes out of impulse. i have no problem saying no because Ive seen what saying yes to everything looks like and its grim.
Joey " the mom and dad bent over backwards for me " diaz
Thank you uncle Joey. I need to get my shit together. Stay black church family.
Joey I enjoy all of your stories but you always have this little cough. Please get that checked out. Seriously! I know you have many more to tell and I'd like to hear them. Just checking on your health bud. Keep up the good work.
Uncle Joey I’m in similar situation. Broke up with a nice venezuelan blonde that stole my heart 3 years ago, and still can forget her, I have been with some girls here and there but its not what I want.
Now I’m with a really good girl, good family, she loves me like crazy, her family loves me, my family loves her. But fck, I still can’t get used to the car, I been dating her for nearly a year now and it’s the same feeling, its not the car that I want, she es pretty, smart and accepts me with all my deamons and shit but its still not what I want, I care about her and all that stuff, I’m not a bad man with her, I try to do my best but still I can’t get in love like I did before with that venezuelan blonde
Sorry to hear dude, it'll get better for sure
@@noahcarl953 thanks brother, I just dreamed about her again last night, but fuck it, like you said brother, it will get better for sure
@@eLSkilo one step at a time dude, I'm honestly just going by the notion, no one is perfect, like I'm with someone whose awesome, but there just isn't always that electricity yk? But I'm asking myself if I'm fine with that, if I'm fine that I don't have those extreme feelings all the time, and I think I might be, thats one small con in a pool of pros, idk dude life definitely works in weird ways, either way, we're all gonna make it :)
@@noahcarl953 Yeah bro you have a good point, its ok no having those extreme feelings all the time, just be nice with the people that loves us and thats it, thanks for your words buddy, greetings from Ecuador :)
Bro..this snippet is unreal. Thanks for sharing your soul Uncle Joey! God bless you
I've been there
Props to Buffalo!! Love ya uncle Joey!! Thanks for the heartfelt story.
Just broke up with a girl after a year and a half because I had the sudden realization she wasn’t the one, I’m hurt that she’s hurt because she really cared and had my back but we just don’t gel in the areas that matter most to me. Not sure how to feel but I immediately knew uncle Joey would have some advice to help me out
This new ending music sucks. Bring back Lee’s laugh and shit. Used to think it and that clip was annoying but these clips aren’t the same anymore.
Never really know what you got till it’s gone huh?
Carter Walters no that shit was annoying
I’m just wondering why Lee had to laugh when Joe said solid “polish” people? You can’t be solid being polish or what?
Hope you’re having a blessed day Joey and lee
Uncle Joey droppin Knowledge son!
This shit hit home for me.
Uncle Joey is a good man, an interesting and funny man.
6 years over today. She's taking the new apartment and the pets. I may be homeless in 2 weeks.. but I'm still sober. And I'm going to fucking stay sober. This new low is still better than rock bottom.
You gon eat it just with hearing that attitude dawg stay up
I read that title wrong
Damn i just realized how much things have changed… it seems the youtube comment section is where all the dudes come to whine about their breakups now
What ever happened to Gary Cooper the strong silent type?
cease sp He died
Hard to be quiet in waste management
“kill snakes”
I’ll die alone fk it
Life is too damn short.
Uncle Joey dropping gems again
fuck I kinda like hitting the cervix
She wasn’t Irish with dirty feet that’s what it was that’s what he grew up on 😂😂
Can someone link the full episode?
Hand on... And your friend can't work out why he's alone at 60??! Loll jeepers.