Joey Diaz's Top 10 Food Rules
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
- Don't be eating gluten free pizza, Subway, Domino's, deviled ham, wings from Pizza Hut, conveyor belt sushi, Chipotle, Popeye's, or from a food delivery service!
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
Joey tells Lee he's a Jersey Mike's guy like a mob boss telling some kid "your working for me now, capiche.
Lmaoo
I don’t wanna hear that shit 😂
“Listen, just shut up” kills me
Lmao that part made me laugh
I love it too, it's a moment of sincere emotional response, where you can almost see in Joey's face "should I consider cutting this guy out of my life for the next 18 months?", just on his misinterpretation of Lee's position on instant mashed potatoes. Thankfully Lee clarified his position and it was resolved peacefully, because I've had those boxed potatoes in Basic, and the only reason I ate them is because I would've gotten smoked by the Drill Instructor if he'd seen me dump them.
Man its some of his funniest material
@@pbot2029that’s not even a joke he was serious there😂
Lee boom boom syatt
“I’m not gonna step foot in that restaurant. Migrant workers died to bring that recipe over here and you wanna remove the gluten cus your stomach hurts go fuck yourself” JOEY KILLED IT LMFAOO
Read this while high and it killed me just be reading it
“I want the cow that got a couple kicks to the head”
Hahahaha
I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless
And I don't understand why the internet's seen as useless.
Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Yup me neither
Welcome to the Church bro.
Livin like a DOCTA
Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Bound to find some gems somewhere. Church fam for life
15:12
"I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes"
"They're so easy to make though"
"Listen... just shut up"
That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao
Joey definitely needs a traveling food show!!
Yess !!
Call it “That’s Tremendous”
1. don't eat dominos in NYC
2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf)
3. don't have anyone deliver your food
4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free
5. never get wings from pizza hut.
6. don't get conveyor belt sushi
7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook
8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes
9. don't eat chipotle
10. don't eat hummus
11. always get the best
Whenever I see hummus I think of Joey🤣
@@BayAreaMike99 hummus is my country’s culture
Chipotle is fire
@@markcurry3083 Chipotle is complete garbage str8 crap your pants at the Chipotle bathroom literally shit goes right through you.
#11 is the most important
Joey: He got wings from where?
Lee: Pizza hut
Joey: Now wait a second.
"You're a jersey mikes guy now "
“You eva ate a chicken that’s been kicked? It’s fucking delicious, Tenda” 💀💀
“8 wings? You went all the way there for 8 aids infected wings?”
🤣🤣🤣
I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣
You're a jersey mikes guy now, AND give me all your money cocksucka
Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?
Fucking Gentiles
If you're in Baton Rouge I'll fry you some chicken. Don't go to fucking Popeye's anywhere in Louisiana. Come over.
Do the cows get kicked in the head?
You missed the most tremendous one of them all: Joey’s Popcorn rant
And ranch.
If theres one guy ill take food rules from its Joey “it was winter of 79” Diaz
The gasp Joey made after Sebastian said he gets the chicken bowl at Chipotle. 😂
When he misunderstood Lee and told him to shut up I died of laughter
We need a joey diaz cooking show
Where my gentiles at? Much love!!!!
“i would wait there with a rifle”
Joey is a professional when it comes to food.
“I’ll stab you” 😂😂😂😂
I could listen to Joey talk about food all day
“ so they can try to “radishalize” you” 💀 😂😂😂
15:12 is pure gold
"Listen, just shut up" 🤣🤣🤣
☠️☠️☠️
Having my coffee in the morning listening to big Joey Diaz👍 Get a great morning laugh to start my day love listening to him he’s hilarious keep it up brother!
"He puts cheddar cheese on a sandwich...that's something that white gentiles do - people who each ranch!"
Still watching in 2024. Making breakfast with a coffee listening to uncle joey. Tremendous
Tremendous!
The wings at pizza places are always bad.
Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do!
But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.
Bird up
I like pizza huts wings, they aren't bad at all.
@I Got That PMA boneless baby 😘
@@CornPopWazABadDude where in orlando? Just moved there from buffalo and cant find a good slice or wings anywhere!
That moment where Joey looks at Lee with disgust thinking that Lee said he was for boxed mashed potatoes 15:10
20:21 the way he said mustard 😂😭😭
Joey “She eats the cheese “
Lee: tehehe
I work at pizza hut and I think I found a foot or a toe in the chicken. Listen to uncle Joey Lee
I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10.
"I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo
This is the content I need
😂😂😂 "they were good, they were big wings" 😂😂😂
Watching Uncle Joey has been the best way to start my days.
I feel him on that subway rant. Place is total garbage.
19:05
"Radishalize you" 😂
Long awaited video thx!
When Sebastian goes “chicken bowl” I lost it
The food is so horrible. ..should be Lee's favorite place 😂😂😂
The guest during this subway rant is who joeys trying to look like
6:45 this is how I accept dinner invitations as well 😂😂
hahaha what a savage.
he looked about ready to strangle lee over those boxed potatoes
This man is just too funny 😂😂😂
Stealing, doing 8 balls is one thing... but being offered pizza hut is society taken to a new low....Got to love Joey's moral compass.
Joey make a travelling food show!!!
Joey and Lee went Deep in Pizza Hut clip lol Lee says" if I had a basket hanging out my window I would never leave the house" 🤣
“Chipolte” Lol
“When I’m on the road making $6 a week I’m a big fan of it” 😂😂😂
He’s describes food so well ,it makes me so hungry 🤦♂️
I can’t wait for the season premiere of Cookin’ With Coco
Joeys reaction to fiding out the lady put curry in the clams was fucking perfect
Love the Rudy Sarzo pods
16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.
“You’re one of the smartest guys I know, you take pictures of people’s feet with flip-flops…” Joey is a true legend
HMO food 😂😂😂
6:50 damn hipster... gluten free pizza? Wtf is wrong with you. Haha
Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.
"Does that mean the cow didn't get kicked" holy fuck I lost it man, gotta love uncle joey🤣🤣
Uncle Joey ... seriously the ONLY thing I’ve ever used boxed potatoes was to thicken a soup when that’s was the only thing on the shelf 😝
Whenever i see a newyorker talking about NY pizza, I instantly remember the Sopranos episode when they travel to Italy haha
Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.
I've never had Popeyes but I love chicken, what do you guys recommend for a first timer? I eat wingstop for chicken btw.
Joey has got a PhD in the streets.
He feels so strongly about those instant mashed potatoes. telling lee to shut up like that 🤣🤣🤣
Lee definitely threw away some boxes😂
wheres the video of joey talking about sushi in indianapolis with bill burr lmao
Dude I’m crying lmfao
“I won’t step foot in there” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Kickin' Chicken' 😂🤣😂🤣😂
“she’s three, she wanted pizza” bro that sent me into a spiral
6:50 “I wouldn’t step foot in it” AAAAHHAHAHAHA
“Are you a chip ole tay guy?”
“..... people get sick”
I LOVE conveyor belt sushi, it's never been bad for me!!!
"You can taste it. This chicken got the shit kicked out of em" 😂😂😂
The basket to transport food and Exchange of money is real. I remember my uncle doing this when he bought ice cream and he lived on the 3rd floor 😂😂😂🥺
ThAt PlAce SucKs ThAts GrOsS FiSh!!!!!!!!!!! That kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Radishcalised😭
“It was a brick, it was like a demolition derby, and then I got up and it just started squirting” 😂😂💀💀💀
Joey feels guilty over dominos but not sinking a mall 😂
Damn Rapaport + Diaz
Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂
It was amazing see Rafferty go 3 minutes without crying or talking about his street cred
Chip-po-tay ⚠️
I love how he’s talking about the Marriott in Uniondale 😂🤣 Over there, only good pizza used to be on Front St by the McDonald’s. That area is so over run by corporations, the closest passable slice is in East Meadow/Merrick
15:20 he almost fired lee for that 😂
No more subway guy. 🤣
Joey "Radishalize You" Diaz
😂😂😂😂
cousin vinny's is open until 3 am in ohio....there's no excuse for eating dominos lol
Leeeee!
And who doesn’t like a good “TUG” & “Sub”...ya smell me????😂🤣
Can’t go wrong with Cold cuts
Watched
This from a guy that eats boogers like it's the last meal.
Joey never got his stripes in the eating circuit.
I love how pissed he gets at others bc of food but the mofo out here eatin eye crust and shit
Look at these uncultured swines ^
15:15 LMAO
Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.
I know I've been listening to too much Joey Diaz at night when I go out for wings and I Joey in my head. They ask ranch or blue cheese, and I'm sitting across from my 4 year old great niece trying not to say "blue cheese or F your mother". I was sweating profuciously keeping my mouth shut!
Kicking the chicken is the best part