Joey Diaz's Top 10 Food Rules

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • Don't be eating gluten free pizza, Subway, Domino's, deviled ham, wings from Pizza Hut, conveyor belt sushi, Chipotle, Popeye's, or from a food delivery service!
    #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

Комментарии • 285

  • @aidanmitchell155
    @aidanmitchell155 4 года назад +623

    Joey tells Lee he's a Jersey Mike's guy like a mob boss telling some kid "your working for me now, capiche.

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 4 года назад +2

      Lmaoo

    • @npd6225
      @npd6225 Год назад +4

      I don’t wanna hear that shit 😂

  • @kaidenisme9521
    @kaidenisme9521 4 года назад +385

    “Listen, just shut up” kills me

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 4 года назад +12

      Lmao that part made me laugh

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 3 года назад +23

      I love it too, it's a moment of sincere emotional response, where you can almost see in Joey's face "should I consider cutting this guy out of my life for the next 18 months?", just on his misinterpretation of Lee's position on instant mashed potatoes. Thankfully Lee clarified his position and it was resolved peacefully, because I've had those boxed potatoes in Basic, and the only reason I ate them is because I would've gotten smoked by the Drill Instructor if he'd seen me dump them.

    • @pbot2029
      @pbot2029 3 года назад

      Man its some of his funniest material

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 3 месяца назад

      @@pbot2029that’s not even a joke he was serious there😂

    • @op.par_3035
      @op.par_3035 16 дней назад

      Lee boom boom syatt

  • @prettyboycat8278
    @prettyboycat8278 3 года назад +112

    “I’m not gonna step foot in that restaurant. Migrant workers died to bring that recipe over here and you wanna remove the gluten cus your stomach hurts go fuck yourself” JOEY KILLED IT LMFAOO

    • @NateDawgKostecka
      @NateDawgKostecka 26 дней назад

      Read this while high and it killed me just be reading it

  • @eeddssoonn1989
    @eeddssoonn1989 4 года назад +141

    “I want the cow that got a couple kicks to the head”
    Hahahaha

  • @StukaSteven
    @StukaSteven 4 года назад +263

    I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless

    • @shadyjesusrodriguez.2821
      @shadyjesusrodriguez.2821 4 года назад +31

      And I don't understand why the internet's seen as useless.

    • @Gregory-ud6zq
      @Gregory-ud6zq 4 года назад +5

      Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Yup me neither

    • @PonySlaystati0n
      @PonySlaystati0n 4 года назад +28

      Welcome to the Church bro.

    • @wyattpounder8144
      @wyattpounder8144 4 года назад +8

      Livin like a DOCTA

    • @DJFaNaTiiC
      @DJFaNaTiiC 4 года назад +1

      Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Bound to find some gems somewhere. Church fam for life

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon3290 2 года назад +115

    15:12
    "I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes"
    "They're so easy to make though"
    "Listen... just shut up"
    That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao

  • @johnchaney9100
    @johnchaney9100 4 года назад +365

    Joey definitely needs a traveling food show!!

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 3 года назад +196

    1. don't eat dominos in NYC
    2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf)
    3. don't have anyone deliver your food
    4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free
    5. never get wings from pizza hut.
    6. don't get conveyor belt sushi
    7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook
    8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes
    9. don't eat chipotle
    10. don't eat hummus
    11. always get the best

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 2 года назад +8

      Whenever I see hummus I think of Joey🤣

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 2 года назад +3

      @@BayAreaMike99 hummus is my country’s culture

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 года назад +1

      Chipotle is fire

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 Год назад +1

      @@markcurry3083 Chipotle is complete garbage str8 crap your pants at the Chipotle bathroom literally shit goes right through you.

    • @blackkkabllakkcaa
      @blackkkabllakkcaa Год назад +2

      #11 is the most important

  • @augustineramos8401
    @augustineramos8401 4 года назад +79

    Joey: He got wings from where?
    Lee: Pizza hut
    Joey: Now wait a second.

  • @Chango46
    @Chango46 4 года назад +74

    "You're a jersey mikes guy now "

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 2 года назад +26

    “You eva ate a chicken that’s been kicked? It’s fucking delicious, Tenda” 💀💀

  • @bob9644
    @bob9644 4 года назад +88

    “8 wings? You went all the way there for 8 aids infected wings?”

  • @thomasandersen2534
    @thomasandersen2534 2 года назад +23

    I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣

    • @keller_
      @keller_ 4 месяца назад

      You're a jersey mikes guy now, AND give me all your money cocksucka

  • @JudgeCraven
    @JudgeCraven 4 года назад +105

    Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?

    • @davidcurtiss4133
      @davidcurtiss4133 4 года назад +16

      Fucking Gentiles

    • @refusedstone7710
      @refusedstone7710 4 года назад +16

      If you're in Baton Rouge I'll fry you some chicken. Don't go to fucking Popeye's anywhere in Louisiana. Come over.

    • @BAAAKSEEEN
      @BAAAKSEEEN 3 года назад +3

      Do the cows get kicked in the head?

  • @MindseyeFilm
    @MindseyeFilm 4 года назад +104

    You missed the most tremendous one of them all: Joey’s Popcorn rant

  • @adamlambertlifts6142
    @adamlambertlifts6142 4 года назад +171

    If theres one guy ill take food rules from its Joey “it was winter of 79” Diaz

  • @philipcallado5693
    @philipcallado5693 4 года назад +26

    The gasp Joey made after Sebastian said he gets the chicken bowl at Chipotle. 😂

  • @Gregory-ud6zq
    @Gregory-ud6zq 4 года назад +62

    When he misunderstood Lee and told him to shut up I died of laughter

  • @tania8257
    @tania8257 4 года назад +57

    We need a joey diaz cooking show

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 4 года назад +45

    Where my gentiles at? Much love!!!!

  • @briark7248
    @briark7248 4 года назад +30

    “i would wait there with a rifle”

  • @theintellectualrabbit6828
    @theintellectualrabbit6828 4 года назад +53

    Joey is a professional when it comes to food.

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 4 года назад +23

    “I’ll stab you” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rheheu7229
    @rheheu7229 3 года назад +11

    I could listen to Joey talk about food all day

  • @nick4597
    @nick4597 2 года назад +9

    “ so they can try to “radishalize” you” 💀 😂😂😂

  • @bruceshane795
    @bruceshane795 3 года назад +14

    15:12 is pure gold

  • @j702rebel4
    @j702rebel4 4 года назад +25

    Having my coffee in the morning listening to big Joey Diaz👍 Get a great morning laugh to start my day love listening to him he’s hilarious keep it up brother!

  • @michaelbrennan3239
    @michaelbrennan3239 4 года назад +40

    "He puts cheddar cheese on a sandwich...that's something that white gentiles do - people who each ranch!"

  • @danielashworth6748
    @danielashworth6748 Месяц назад +1

    Still watching in 2024. Making breakfast with a coffee listening to uncle joey. Tremendous

  • @afghakhan
    @afghakhan 4 года назад +60

    The wings at pizza places are always bad.

    • @CornPopWazABadDude
      @CornPopWazABadDude 4 года назад +7

      Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do!
      But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 4 года назад +1

      Bird up

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 3 года назад +1

      I like pizza huts wings, they aren't bad at all.

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 3 года назад +1

      @I Got That PMA boneless baby 😘

    • @ibbeats5183
      @ibbeats5183 3 года назад

      @@CornPopWazABadDude where in orlando? Just moved there from buffalo and cant find a good slice or wings anywhere!

  • @TheFonz995
    @TheFonz995 Год назад +4

    That moment where Joey looks at Lee with disgust thinking that Lee said he was for boxed mashed potatoes 15:10

  • @lilphonk1377
    @lilphonk1377 4 года назад +6

    20:21 the way he said mustard 😂😭😭

  • @bobbybines7881
    @bobbybines7881 4 года назад +15

    Joey “She eats the cheese “
    Lee: tehehe

  • @Devin-xl9iz
    @Devin-xl9iz 4 года назад +16

    I work at pizza hut and I think I found a foot or a toe in the chicken. Listen to uncle Joey Lee

  • @willi6880
    @willi6880 2 года назад +3

    I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10.
    "I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo

  • @DruryXL
    @DruryXL 4 года назад +10

    This is the content I need

  • @roebusone730
    @roebusone730 4 года назад +4

    😂😂😂 "they were good, they were big wings" 😂😂😂
    Watching Uncle Joey has been the best way to start my days.

  • @ethanrichards498
    @ethanrichards498 4 года назад +12

    I feel him on that subway rant. Place is total garbage.

  • @izekielremi7655
    @izekielremi7655 4 года назад +5

    19:05
    "Radishalize you" 😂

  • @xMrStrongCockx
    @xMrStrongCockx 4 года назад

    Long awaited video thx!

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy 3 года назад +4

    When Sebastian goes “chicken bowl” I lost it

  • @jasonphair8478
    @jasonphair8478 4 года назад +7

    The food is so horrible. ..should be Lee's favorite place 😂😂😂

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 4 года назад +10

    The guest during this subway rant is who joeys trying to look like

  • @ibc_mafia7216
    @ibc_mafia7216 3 года назад +10

    6:45 this is how I accept dinner invitations as well 😂😂

  • @dirtpounder
    @dirtpounder 4 года назад +4

    he looked about ready to strangle lee over those boxed potatoes

  • @-USERNOTFOUND-
    @-USERNOTFOUND- 3 года назад +1

    This man is just too funny 😂😂😂

  • @mnb9162
    @mnb9162 4 года назад +19

    Stealing, doing 8 balls is one thing... but being offered pizza hut is society taken to a new low....Got to love Joey's moral compass.

  • @jorgecavanna2898
    @jorgecavanna2898 4 года назад +4

    Joey make a travelling food show!!!

  • @chrisgermain3608
    @chrisgermain3608 3 года назад

    Joey and Lee went Deep in Pizza Hut clip lol Lee says" if I had a basket hanging out my window I would never leave the house" 🤣

  • @gracejoy3737
    @gracejoy3737 4 года назад +4

    “Chipolte” Lol

  • @doforself_
    @doforself_ Год назад +2

    “When I’m on the road making $6 a week I’m a big fan of it” 😂😂😂

  • @mikephillips5469
    @mikephillips5469 2 года назад +1

    He’s describes food so well ,it makes me so hungry 🤦‍♂️

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 4 года назад +7

    I can’t wait for the season premiere of Cookin’ With Coco

  • @gideonamare160
    @gideonamare160 2 года назад +2

    Joeys reaction to fiding out the lady put curry in the clams was fucking perfect

  • @dust17111
    @dust17111 4 года назад +1

    Love the Rudy Sarzo pods

  • @prodigy1445
    @prodigy1445 4 года назад +4

    16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.

  • @NateDawgKostecka
    @NateDawgKostecka 24 дня назад

    “You’re one of the smartest guys I know, you take pictures of people’s feet with flip-flops…” Joey is a true legend

  • @lupin3rd227
    @lupin3rd227 3 года назад +4

    HMO food 😂😂😂

  • @dannyb20vtec28
    @dannyb20vtec28 4 года назад +6

    6:50 damn hipster... gluten free pizza? Wtf is wrong with you. Haha

  • @nicktheknife479
    @nicktheknife479 4 года назад +5

    Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.

  • @MikeJones-rh4xk
    @MikeJones-rh4xk Год назад

    "Does that mean the cow didn't get kicked" holy fuck I lost it man, gotta love uncle joey🤣🤣

  • @saltygrandpajoe6375
    @saltygrandpajoe6375 4 года назад +4

    Uncle Joey ... seriously the ONLY thing I’ve ever used boxed potatoes was to thicken a soup when that’s was the only thing on the shelf 😝

  • @MadVolbeat
    @MadVolbeat Год назад +1

    Whenever i see a newyorker talking about NY pizza, I instantly remember the Sopranos episode when they travel to Italy haha

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Месяц назад +1

    Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.

  • @romanz9022
    @romanz9022 3 года назад

    I've never had Popeyes but I love chicken, what do you guys recommend for a first timer? I eat wingstop for chicken btw.

  • @MsClaireEverett
    @MsClaireEverett 2 года назад +4

    Joey has got a PhD in the streets.

  • @jonathancasillas218
    @jonathancasillas218 4 года назад +4

    He feels so strongly about those instant mashed potatoes. telling lee to shut up like that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 2 года назад +1

      Lee definitely threw away some boxes😂

  • @pettywap1183
    @pettywap1183 4 года назад +6

    wheres the video of joey talking about sushi in indianapolis with bill burr lmao

  • @sherryanton2189
    @sherryanton2189 3 года назад

    Dude I’m crying lmfao

  • @dylana.601
    @dylana.601 5 месяцев назад

    “I won’t step foot in there” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richevans609
    @richevans609 3 года назад +1

    Kickin' Chicken' 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jorgeortiz4031
    @jorgeortiz4031 Месяц назад

    “she’s three, she wanted pizza” bro that sent me into a spiral

  • @SamSinghComic
    @SamSinghComic 6 месяцев назад

    6:50 “I wouldn’t step foot in it” AAAAHHAHAHAHA

  • @drebodollaz3504
    @drebodollaz3504 3 года назад +3

    “Are you a chip ole tay guy?”
    “..... people get sick”

  • @TheSpritz0
    @TheSpritz0 4 года назад +3

    I LOVE conveyor belt sushi, it's never been bad for me!!!

  • @tbuck51
    @tbuck51 2 месяца назад

    "You can taste it. This chicken got the shit kicked out of em" 😂😂😂

  • @EXXORO
    @EXXORO 3 года назад

    The basket to transport food and Exchange of money is real. I remember my uncle doing this when he bought ice cream and he lived on the 3rd floor 😂😂😂🥺

  • @jonathancasillas218
    @jonathancasillas218 4 года назад

    ThAt PlAce SucKs ThAts GrOsS FiSh!!!!!!!!!!! That kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @josh8161
    @josh8161 4 года назад +8

    Radishcalised😭

  • @jasperezekiel4893
    @jasperezekiel4893 8 месяцев назад

    “It was a brick, it was like a demolition derby, and then I got up and it just started squirting” 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @Andrew-hd2yk
    @Andrew-hd2yk 6 дней назад

    Joey feels guilty over dominos but not sinking a mall 😂

  • @gasmaskestore8018
    @gasmaskestore8018 Месяц назад +1

    Damn Rapaport + Diaz

  • @meezysmentality
    @meezysmentality 4 года назад +13

    Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂

  • @c.h.2392
    @c.h.2392 3 месяца назад

    It was amazing see Rafferty go 3 minutes without crying or talking about his street cred

  • @johnnyblaze8827
    @johnnyblaze8827 4 года назад +4

    Chip-po-tay ⚠️

  • @tsunamijani5284
    @tsunamijani5284 2 года назад

    I love how he’s talking about the Marriott in Uniondale 😂🤣 Over there, only good pizza used to be on Front St by the McDonald’s. That area is so over run by corporations, the closest passable slice is in East Meadow/Merrick

  • @davidcardenas4633
    @davidcardenas4633 8 месяцев назад

    15:20 he almost fired lee for that 😂

  • @WesternSpy2
    @WesternSpy2 2 года назад

    No more subway guy. 🤣

  • @RoronoaZoro-yq3qj
    @RoronoaZoro-yq3qj 4 года назад +10

    Joey "Radishalize You" Diaz

  • @RoC937
    @RoC937 4 года назад +2

    cousin vinny's is open until 3 am in ohio....there's no excuse for eating dominos lol

  • @noobnoob3489
    @noobnoob3489 4 года назад +1

    Leeeee!

  • @thesnapper84
    @thesnapper84 4 года назад

    And who doesn’t like a good “TUG” & “Sub”...ya smell me????😂🤣

  • @cardrick2001
    @cardrick2001 4 года назад +1

    Can’t go wrong with Cold cuts

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 4 года назад +1

    Watched

  • @Imarida2
    @Imarida2 4 года назад +17

    This from a guy that eats boogers like it's the last meal.
    Joey never got his stripes in the eating circuit.

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 года назад +6

      I love how pissed he gets at others bc of food but the mofo out here eatin eye crust and shit

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 3 года назад +1

      Look at these uncultured swines ^

  • @truthertv1
    @truthertv1 2 месяца назад

    15:15 LMAO

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Месяц назад +1

    Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.

  • @hrbekroenick
    @hrbekroenick 10 месяцев назад +2

    I know I've been listening to too much Joey Diaz at night when I go out for wings and I Joey in my head. They ask ranch or blue cheese, and I'm sitting across from my 4 year old great niece trying not to say "blue cheese or F your mother". I was sweating profuciously keeping my mouth shut!

  • @thomas17ization
    @thomas17ization 2 года назад

    Kicking the chicken is the best part