Joey and Lee changed my life. Last March I was in trouble with the law and dealing with a drinking problem. His podcast with Lee about frustration made me rethink things. Now I’m ending the year with a clean record, some experience doing comedy, a job, and most importantly a plan. Man, I wrote this shit 4 months ago. Feels like years. Who would have thought we’d be in a pandemic right now. Really fucked up my plan! But I got a new one. Thanks to everybody who commented nice shit, please everybody keep your heads up. We’ll get through this shit!
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say the line is implying he has a poster of Beyonce up on the wall at home, but now that he's seen this girl, he's going to pull the poster down cos she's hotter than Beyonce.
Dude idk about that the last time Eric Rocha went on the church was fucking gold too, theos shroom trip and Josh wolfs last episode are all my favorite to come back for a good laugh from start to finish 😂
Man love me some uncle Joey. Listened to the church every day I could. And until the last got little sad man. Recently lost my mom and uncle Joey helping me stay strong and being a SOILDER THRU THIS!!! They was a 6 hr comp of Joey from the church from beginning to the end wish I could find that video again but this is great!! Thank you. Cocksucka
My fav was the bird taken back to cheap hotel who say's were not fucking Joey, well maybe if you guess the colour of my panties! Joes thinks & says Red, she says no Green but close enough! 😉😋😎😂🤣
Imo the THEY DONT DO NUTTIN’ rant is the best, its in a video called joey diaz savage moments. I watch that clip every week and it still makes me laugh
@Pufferfish eating a carrot I had a jaguar xjs or whatever it was with a V12 and it was slower than police in a black neighborhood. A stock sports car from 20 years ago is about the same as a modern day hatchback or camery.
We collected receipts at the door and just carry merch to customer service, never leave the store.The time I filled two rolling trash bins with power tools and rolled them to out , payed for the cans , and the guy helped me roll them too the car was monumental. 🙃
When he spoke about The Drive, I realized that he probably always cases a place but it's cool because he won't do anything. If he did, it's fine. He's famous enough that it would be an honor to be robbed by Joey Karate. Basically, he figured out how to get whatever he wants with no consequences. Beautiful.
@Jonata being Cuban descendent I think he could be saying both. But you know South America Spanish is a bit different from Spain. Same as US English and UK.
Up until the late 90's Walmart would take anything back without a receipt and give you straight cash. I bought NHL 94 for the SNES on sale for like $30 at a toy store in the mall...over a year later I took it back to Walmart with the box and everything, they gave me full price for it, $50 + tax. I had a friend who would take console boxes, like the SNES, fill them with something to give them weight and return them to Walmart. They wouldn't even open the box, and they would give you cash back, only asking why you were returning it. I think you had to give them your name and phone number, but you didn't have to verify either one. I gave them a fake name and phone number when I returned NHL 94.
As a young man before I went to prison for 21 straight years I was raised by a grandfather that was a made man and I was his Numero Uno. I knew at 5 years old when to walk out of a room. You were right Uncle Joey timing is everything in life. If somebody got to tell you to leave you have overstayed your welcome. Just like opportunities come and go you have to know when The Tide Is Right to take those opportunities and make something out of them. When they want you back they say hey Frankie come here for a minute and then you go back in but you always have to feel for the times to leave. I love you Joey! The realest of the real
Joey and Lee changed my life. Last March I was in trouble with the law and dealing with a drinking problem. His podcast with Lee about frustration made me rethink things. Now I’m ending the year with a clean record, some experience doing comedy, a job, and most importantly a plan.
Man, I wrote this shit 4 months ago. Feels like years. Who would have thought we’d be in a pandemic right now. Really fucked up my plan! But I got a new one. Thanks to everybody who commented nice shit, please everybody keep your heads up. We’ll get through this shit!
Andrew McFadden are you off the booze though??
Johnny yeah I still drink, but not every night like when I was deep in the murky waters
The best choice anyone can make is to be 100% sober.
Make sure to make it big so I can remember your name ✊🏼
Congrats and Keep Pushing cocksucka. Much Bless and Happy New Year
I love when Joey works himself up and goes from a story telling whisper to a full blown howl
There's a decent probability this will be the best 93 minutes of my year.
@Jonata i mean 93 minutes of anything is too much
Vivek Rao real virgin statement.
Sex is overrated
@@B00nater spoken like a true virgin
We need more people like Joey Diaz. Pound for Pound The funniest man in the world.
Ricardo Masvidal yesss but you got a typo 😬
Theo Von close
@@Sneak248 nah he's a weirdo
Joey diaz, Theo von and Ron white are my favorites
John W bill burr is my favorite
When I get home I’m ripping off that Beyoncé poster off the wall... killled it!!!
"They wanna show you their titties like national geographic" I almost died the first time I heard that
I used this line on some black girls. Shoot it actually works!
Call me uncultured, but can someone explain 😂
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say the line is implying he has a poster of Beyonce up on the wall at home, but now that he's seen this girl, he's going to pull the poster down cos she's hotter than Beyonce.
@@jonbeta3031 Ohhh okay. Thanks bro, the jokes actually obvious but I didn't know if there was a deeper inside joke or sum lol
"I rip the Beyonce poster down, they go bananas." Death by hyperventilate laughter. 😂😂😂
There is nothing funnier than when Joey mispronounces something. LMFAO
Lmfao when he called "scoliosis" "nucleosis" lmfao
Guadalajara square....🤣
Combobulation
@@amblyn8254 org
"Khalabeeb" "Stiopic"
When I’m hungover I come and watch this everytime no one makes me laugh like this man 😂
Lol I'm hungover too
Hangovers are the stuff of nightmares
The Theo Von episode when they took mushrooms should be The Best of the Year... every year. It's the funniest podcast on the internet period.
Facts
100% the funniest thing on the internet.
Whst episode is that
Dude idk about that the last time Eric Rocha went on the church was fucking gold too, theos shroom trip and Josh wolfs last episode are all my favorite to come back for a good laugh from start to finish 😂
“Lees looking like a Eminem” “I’m not afraid”
Even Lee's laugh has gained weight
BrUh
God damn it I almost choked on my water bravo sir
Chuckles in squeal*
It’s a joke Lee you are straight up the man we love you
TREMENDOUS
😊. The The 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Lee’s laughter is a wonder to behold
you know its funny when Uncle Joey goes "gagagagagaga" 11:00
Absolutely tremendous... hope everyone smoking up like me to this.
Getting shitfaced after a hard day of work on New years day! 👌
Drinking
Smoking and just ate some 600mg doweedos
“Jewish lightning” hahahahahaha
Had to google what that meant!
“You make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people” facts😂
you know thats right 😂
Joey you have taught me more than most people I have known personally in my life. Thanks for all the wisdom and I know that failures teach you that.
Can someone make a compilation of every time Joey says “in 198X...” or every time he crushes a water bottle?
D Escalade : crinkles water bottle : you know me dog
: cough :
Ooh, it’s TREMENDOUS
Joey is so naturally funny is insane.
Its crazy cause out of most the characters in the longest yard JOEY DIAZ is one i cant forget
You probably didn't recognize him till he got famous 😂
BluuM8 Nawh I saw the movie then ended up seeing him on the podcast and was like YO WASNT HE IN THE LONGEST YARD
Can of corn and I’ll be fine. Can of corn.
BluuM8 famous before longest yard smh 🤦🏻♂️
Joey "I only rob every other day because I Have Control" Diaz
Man love me some uncle Joey. Listened to the church every day I could. And until the last got little sad man. Recently lost my mom and uncle Joey helping me stay strong and being a SOILDER THRU THIS!!! They was a 6 hr comp of Joey from the church from beginning to the end wish I could find that video again but this is great!! Thank you. Cocksucka
My favorite moment will always be the Susquehanna weed rant. If you haven’t seen it I Highly recommend it lol.
You talking about that old JRE podcast?
The cartoon version is UHmazing
My fav was the bird taken back to cheap hotel who say's were not fucking Joey, well maybe if you guess the colour of my panties! Joes thinks & says Red, she says no Green but close enough! 😉😋😎😂🤣
Imo the THEY DONT DO NUTTIN’ rant is the best, its in a video called joey diaz savage moments. I watch that clip every week and it still makes me laugh
THE Black Chicken or “he is changing flavors” 😂😂😂😂
Could I watch a hour and a half of Joey Diaz clips?
YES CAHKSUCKA
Tremendous.... simply tremendous bless up big respect. Love ya uncle Joey and Lee psyatico & church family
45:13 "colonial damage" ?? Umm,.. do you collateral damage?! Lol 🤣
Dear god. An hour of perfection. I know what im falling asleep to.
2020 Joey Diaz is what we all need 🤘🏻🌎
Of course Joey is the one that would buy ice cream at the mall with a stolen credit card 😂
Tremendous edit!
That "blue collar guys" line is underrated 😂
The plane stories are amazing.
I love how burt cracks up when joey says we swapped a little spit 🤣🤣
Nothing would make me happier than smoking a numba and eating Chinese food with Uncle Joey
I loved 2019 church. I think at this point it was daily uploads still or something . Got me thru work days
Bert looks like Lee big brother 😂😂
I'm really looking to kick 2020's ass alongside Joey, let's get it stoners!
I love Joey but you can’t tell him a secret or it might show up in the podcast.
Unless you told him not to tell anybody. Joey's the kind of dude to hold that shit to death if that's what you want.
Technically both of you are correct. You better tell him or that shit is going on a podcast 😂
Friday night we swapped a little spit 😂😂😂
Joey Diaz -2020
30:58 you’re telling me Joe had a supra and he hasn’t told us about that sweet,sweet 2jz?
Gte
He's spoken about his supra a fair amount to be fair
Stock supras are slow, that's why
@Pufferfish eating a carrot I had a jaguar xjs or whatever it was with a V12 and it was slower than police in a black neighborhood. A stock sports car from 20 years ago is about the same as a modern day hatchback or camery.
GOD BLESS THE CHURCH!
he’ll never forget
Kate: Starts talking...
Me: Close
Same
@@timstarmer5242 - It's just brutal
About to roll myself a fat joint and watch this, happy new year everyone!
We collected receipts at the door and just carry merch to customer service, never leave the store.The time I filled two rolling trash bins with power tools and rolled them to out , payed for the cans , and the guy helped me roll them too the car was monumental. 🙃
“I got a couple twits” (Joey Diaz meaning tweets) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joey found a higher gear this year. Can't wait for 2020!
LEE your a pure gentleman. Cheers brothers and sisters ☘️
Crazy how Joey is right Tri-Cites is basically in the middle of nowhere and spokane is the closest big city
Tremendous
had my crying at around 25 mins where he recounts his fake name arrest ;D
Tio Joey, light a candle, give a kiss to the spirits and move on . Tip top magoo❤
38:26 Uncle Joey going DEEP!!!
Damn.. that was heavy "evertime someone I know dies, I bring the last 15 people that died into it"
I needed this👌
The church was great. So sad it ended.
Love you joey
Tremendous compilation
Love from Youngstown! Happy New Year, Uncle Joey!
Make sure nobody has to ask you leave. Joey Diaz... I felt that
Joey " I always take a ounce" Diaz
I love you and your family for this video
49:06 same here joey been dealing with a bad case past 9 months but like u said gotta do what u gotta do
1:11:05 “whotf is this? i got a dog”😂😂😂
When he spoke about The Drive, I realized that he probably always cases a place but it's cool because he won't do anything. If he did, it's fine. He's famous enough that it would be an honor to be robbed by Joey Karate. Basically, he figured out how to get whatever he wants with no consequences. Beautiful.
1:05:43 - 1:06:18
Years old gold and you come up with this? Mook
Like a DOCTAH
Episodes of these clips??
Tremendous 🔥🔥🔥
Here’s to 2020 church family
Forgot how good of a Joey impression Segura does lol
I love Uncle Joey
“We swapped spit”
Joey Diaz!
I’m tearing down the Beyoncé poster lmao
We love you Uncle Joey !
i gave him two meluch eyes
Or Maluca that means crazy.
@Jonata being Cuban descendent I think he could be saying both. But you know South America Spanish is a bit different from Spain. Same as US English and UK.
@Jonata E eu Portugues. Tudo bem familia? Como foi o ano novo cheio de garotas?
@Jonata Valeu mano eu tou por Ibiza se deixar a mulher passa aki afogar as magoas 😉
I think he means maloykia. The evil eye in italian..
I love Lee's giggles
Thank you for making this!! Laughs all the way through 🤣🤣
Joey has more stories than mother goose
Happy new Year✌️🎊🍾
Joey, you're doing the lord's wok
here's to another year, take care of yourselves boys
Up until the late 90's Walmart would take anything back without a receipt and give you straight cash. I bought NHL 94 for the SNES on sale for like $30 at a toy store in the mall...over a year later I took it back to Walmart with the box and everything, they gave me full price for it, $50 + tax. I had a friend who would take console boxes, like the SNES, fill them with something to give them weight and return them to Walmart. They wouldn't even open the box, and they would give you cash back, only asking why you were returning it. I think you had to give them your name and phone number, but you didn't have to verify either one. I gave them a fake name and phone number when I returned NHL 94.
This is gonna be good fam!
Play it out till the end like a docta!
Love the church you were busy I was Davey all Hussle love you since basketball when you coming to San Jose CA love buy tickets at the improve
58:34 Joey straight killed that opening line of Einstein by Teche Nine…
I was smokin joints outside, on the corners walking around blocks in jersey and new york 16 YEARS AGO!!!
“OOOOOH SHITTTTT”
Apple Podcast version of this please
Greatest story teller of all time
Joey Diaz's voice sounds like cigarette smoke and leather
Lee getting off to the thought of Joey's balls 1:06:23
Aye tricities, richland, Pasco, and Kennewick.
What episode is the first clip? I wanna finish hearing the story about the girl!!
Same
i cant believe i watched this whole fucken video... love u joey
Damnnn Joey has been to tri city’s i live in walla walla I wonder if he’s been to walla walla I feel honored that he’s stepped on tri city’s soil 😂😭
As a young man before I went to prison for 21 straight years I was raised by a grandfather that was a made man and I was his Numero Uno. I knew at 5 years old when to walk out of a room. You were right Uncle Joey timing is everything in life. If somebody got to tell you to leave you have overstayed your welcome. Just like opportunities come and go you have to know when The Tide Is Right to take those opportunities and make something out of them. When they want you back they say hey Frankie come here for a minute and then you go back in but you always have to feel for the times to leave. I love you Joey! The realest of the real