Me n Joey used to do coke in the hospital morgue off the tatas of dead hookers, like some DOCTAS! Then we'd go do surgery on people like some motha fuggin DOCTAS!
I really can't think of any reason for a tourist to go to Boulder there's really not much there besides school there's no skiing I guess you could do some hiking
Imagine getting 10 years in prison and having Joey Diaz as your celly. Those 10 years would fly by and at the time of release you will ask for an extra week so he can finish telling his crazy ass stories.
Howling about stealing some kids communion money and the family crying has to be the funniest thing ever..It’s that type of honesty that has made podcast the biggest thing in media. Love yuh Uncle Joey
É eu ando isso que ele fala ele prova eu tô sempre no computa deleeu e a p*** dele andando no junto eu e a p*** dele eu ando junto com a sempre no com uma p*** da mulher dele
Como ser bem carne para comer o c* dela você nem caminho para instalar o cuidar e fazer o c* dela virar doce bem Caio sua carne que eu vou estar ocupada né fazer o quê dela virar uma flor quando puxar o
only savages that learn to adapt and pull himself out of the grave and hang tough , adapt and overcome, that’s basically the theme joey came back from a lot. I think God was with him. He was a crazy guy like me too. You can change if you want to God will go out of his way to help anyone willing to change.
His fucking really loud and high pitch screams, then laughs are high-key annoying TBH. Don't get me wrong I love Lee but his laughs(if that's what you call them) can be very annoying AF
Listening to Uncle Joey really makes me want to go back in time... I feel like I was born out of my time anyways. I love my country and I have a good life but from everything I know now I'd love to live in a simpler time.
The 'Future' fucking sucks. World is crumbling and Greed rules supreme...Fuck these smartphones too...Fuck all this technology - would trade it all for simpler times in a heartbeat...Something tells me that this is the exact life I signed up for though and that i'm exactly where I need to be, exact time and place and all that. Have no one to blame, no good reason to be angry about it. Not easy to describe the feeling but...Fuck me this life sucks in so many ways...Wouldn't have it any other way. Yes I would. No - I wouldn't. It's beautiful. Fuck you - everyone and everything around you is retarded and you're highly emotional/sensitive on top of it all and can't kill yourself because your mother is an amazing woman and you can't fucking do that to her... So yeah, in it for the long haul andddd fuck it - i'll fucking make the future be the exact time I was born for, somehow.
I have seriously considered moving to Boulder after watching all of these. After researching it, the town looks amazing and well worth it. Anyone from Boulder?
On a real note boulder is beautiful I’ve never lived there but have been there for vacation. It has a lot of outside stuff to do and the people seem to be pretty nice. They do suck at driving though in my opinion
Everyday when I walk around Boulder I think Diaz used to stomp around here. Mustards Last Stand is still around! And Boulder is still one of the fittest healthiest cities in America
i loaned out 400 back in the early 2000's. i was broke af thinkin where im gonna get money. knock on the door like 8 years later person was at the door with 400
I realize that these videos take an incredible amount of footage to search and edit through, but, could you pretty please make a Boulders Files Chapter 2? This is one of your most amazing videos 💕
I had a mate and every time he took Coke he got para to f*ck. He used to like getting Taxi's everywhere when he was paranoid. He would take the Taxi driver on a 10 mile de-tour all because he was paranoid - the Taxi firms loved us - they were always competing for our custom. We got to know the Taxi firms that well - they'd ring us up. "Hi, it's Tom the Taxi man. Do you guys need a ride tonight?" It was hillarious! 😂😂👍🏽
Dude! I was just thinking that yesterday. I understand the whole concept of, if you have integrity, you have integrity all of the time, but most of us have come up on a little score from time to time. 🤷🏻♂️
@@justfine77777 this is on the low what life is about thoe ainit? All the big companies and warren buffet type dudes are doing it so why not us small fish right?
Great watching you Joey, brought back great memories of hanging in Boulder woth ya' and especially great to see Kessler also. Love you brutha' , stay healthy !!
I have to keep adjusting the volume when Joey starts talking really quietly while telling a story...turning it up when he starts talking quietly, then turning it down when the guest starts with his super high pitched cackling. Joey whispers into the mic as if no one will be able to hear him, lol, even though he's on a podcast that the whole world can listen to for free. So many years of crime/deception likely created the habit.
@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks Any city is "wack" if you don't do anything productive/positive with your time there. I see allot of meth heads alot of lazy people and bums who would say it's wack. At the same time if you stay busy mind your business handle your shit it can be a pretty awesome place. I was born in Longmont met the love of my life here started a family and career here. Life is what you make of it no matter the location. If you are a p.o.s in Longmont you will be a p.o.s anywhere else in the world. It's all up to you. The good life is out there for anyone willing to bust their ass for it. You get what you put out bro. Plus uncle Joey liked Longmont you CockSucka 🤣
I love how in the beginning Lee starts giggling right after Joey says “theres this guy in boulder..” he knows it’s going to be good🤣
I’ve literally just rewinded the video 5 times just to listen to that
lol!
W
He already knows😂
He’s the most annoying little girl ever. No idea why he’s on joeys show
These boulder stories never get old
aleiterful lol fr. I’m from Boulder and people here are a bit boring. Just hearing these stories gives me more of an appreciation for the place
I agree 💯!!! Great stories.
*Boulda
Back to enjoy the boulda stories lmao
If Joey Diaz were ever president ... Every speech on the podium would be about a story about Boulder in the 80's
@Crimson Dynamo Uncle Joey can do no wrong.
Joey "Nineteen-tewenty-eight" Diaz
Like a DOCTAH
Crimson Dynamo lmaoooo
*North Bergen
"Do you got a gram of coke?" "Yea but you gotta order chinese food"
🤣🤣
Me n Joey used to do coke in the hospital morgue off the tatas of dead hookers, like some DOCTAS! Then we'd go do surgery on people like some motha fuggin DOCTAS!
I feel like they were gonna order Chinese food anyways
Fine by me dawg
@@brsvideos8143 tremendous !
“92 and I’m walkin around with my nose wide open…doin comedy…gettin a divorce” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Hears lee in the background giggling) lmao
Joey Diaz. The best thing for Boulder tourism since legal weed.
Right I’m trying to go there now
I really can't think of any reason for a tourist to go to Boulder there's really not much there besides school there's no skiing I guess you could do some hiking
@@arlenmargolin1650 vro what. You just named one of most massive tourism industries in the country. That’s def a reason
@@lilmane1070 don't, it's a terrible place
@@TheMrVogue why
Imagine getting 10 years in prison and having Joey Diaz as your celly.
Those 10 years would fly by and at the time of release you will ask for an extra week so he can finish telling his crazy ass stories.
Lmao
First thing I’m doing when we get a time machine is go back to 1980s Boulda just to get robbed by coke head Joey lol
@Teh Modest Mouse Damn you have a good sense of humour.
@Teh Modest Mouse Missed what? You madman
Your name is one of wisdom
Teh Modest Mouse you’re slow lol
1 of the most disturbing profile pics on yt
“Built like a treehouse and thinks he’s fukin Johnny Johnson” 😂😂😂
best line i still use haha too funny
The Chinese restaurant always gets me lol
You know John Wayne?
Yeah yeah, I know John Wayne!!
I told him Baluchi was coming, dog I was dropping names.
John Candy!
The best story ever lmao 🤣 uncle joeys got a license and a map and some glasses 🤓
“I give you 3 thousand dollar, you eat here everyday, no John Wayne no John candy”😭😭😭😭
26:17 the most legendary Joey Diaz pause of all time
Lmao I checked to make sure the video didn’t freeze.
lolololol
I thought Joey was loading.
Thought my laptop died just as it was getting good. I was pissed 🤣
Definitely number 1 joey freeze
Howling about stealing some kids communion money and the family crying has to be the funniest thing ever..It’s that type of honesty that has made podcast the biggest thing in media. Love yuh Uncle Joey
As soon as the video starts with “there’s this guy in boulder in ‘91”, you know you’re in for a great tale
Smoke a bowl. Turn all the lights off. Sip some water. Think about Coco smokin' a number by the boulder mountains. Sleep.
i was just about to light a numba, tremendous
É eu ando isso que ele fala ele prova eu tô sempre no computa deleeu e a p*** dele andando no junto eu e a p*** dele eu ando junto com a sempre no com uma p*** da mulher dele
Como ser bem carne para comer o c* dela você nem caminho para instalar o cuidar e fazer o c* dela virar doce bem Caio sua carne que eu vou estar ocupada né fazer o quê dela virar uma flor quando puxar o
É eu sou louco que fica levantando a saia mostrando asou louco que eu levantei a sair eu gostei você tá para mim e pediu
Eu ando no e ela anda sem a calcinha levanta a saia mostrando a
Mande o Caio time comendo o c* da p***
As soon as Uncle Joey says “Boulder” this man Lee starts gigglin he knows it’s gonna be good
Bouldah calaradoh
Omg amazing...." It was in 1980 in boulder" gona listen to this while i do the dishes 🤣
Bounds bremendous. Boohhh.
@@adamdrakestudio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im dead ☠️💀
Same 😅
Buhhhhh bagnificent
The only way to wash dishes is to search for a good podcast. knowmSaying meow
"Our Delivery Boy Quit - Uncle Joey Got A Licence" 😭😭☠
2:33 is such a criminally underrated short story! HAHHAH
only savages that learn to adapt and pull himself out of the grave and hang tough , adapt and overcome, that’s basically the theme joey came back from a lot. I think God was with him. He was a crazy guy like me too. You can change if you want to God will go out of his way to help anyone willing to change.
Lee’s little tiny laughs are killin’ me 😝😝
They're awful.
His fucking really loud and high pitch screams, then laughs are high-key annoying TBH. Don't get me wrong I love Lee but his laughs(if that's what you call them) can be very annoying AF
Imagine they made a forest gump movie but for Joey’s life
@Mistweaver tremendous
Hey u got a legit idea run with that
He’d live the male version of Jenny’s life without the AIDS
I am that bad 7 g smoking crack I get freaky lol asked her to let me clap that she was so good haha 2 bumps of blow she was good to go haha
Looks like we got a little series on our hands boys! Spark up some reefer, sit back, relax, and enjoy!
Eliah Z exactly
Yes sir
Just finished one and this came up. Decent
Ok bucko. Lol
We here
Mustard's Last Stand is the greatest combinations of words for a Hot Dog place
Custard's Last Stand
Listening to Uncle Joey really makes me want to go back in time... I feel like I was born out of my time anyways. I love my country and I have a good life but from everything I know now I'd love to live in a simpler time.
Can i join you mate,? This era isnt for me.
The 'Future' fucking sucks. World is crumbling and Greed rules supreme...Fuck these smartphones too...Fuck all this technology - would trade it all for simpler times in a heartbeat...Something tells me that this is the exact life I signed up for though and that i'm exactly where I need to be, exact time and place and all that. Have no one to blame, no good reason to be angry about it. Not easy to describe the feeling but...Fuck me this life sucks in so many ways...Wouldn't have it any other way. Yes I would. No - I wouldn't. It's beautiful. Fuck you - everyone and everything around you is retarded and you're highly emotional/sensitive on top of it all and can't kill yourself because your mother is an amazing woman and you can't fucking do that to her...
So yeah, in it for the long haul andddd fuck it - i'll fucking make the future be the exact time I was born for, somehow.
I have seriously considered moving to Boulder after watching all of these. After researching it, the town looks amazing and well worth it. Anyone from Boulder?
I stole a mattress from my roommate back in Boulder
Sounds like it's full of feds or some elite govt types but definitely a beautiful place, the layman n women there from what joey says seem simple
I'd say it's full of shams now..
@@kingnewyork2118 we aint ever gettin older
On a real note boulder is beautiful I’ve never lived there but have been there for vacation. It has a lot of outside stuff to do and the people seem to be pretty nice. They do suck at driving though in my opinion
Everyday when I walk around Boulder I think Diaz used to stomp around here. Mustards Last Stand is still around! And Boulder is still one of the fittest healthiest cities in America
michelle My bell Lived in Boulder my whole life. Never had a hot dog from that place. It worth it?
No and they are not just in boulder too
Order Chinese. Ask for a #7 spicy. Your welcome
@@davidlineberry622 where?
its a democratic hellhole full of stinky hippies
"they was brown, like they walked here" classic Joey Diaz
"That line of blow was still at attention!" 😂😂
I LOVE how Joey tells such a wholesome story and the BAM:
"I started selling blow"
Love going to sleep each evening listening to Uncle Joey's Podcasts/voice.
❤
Emita Juanita fax.......10 months ago the vids were way better tho
And i miss sivedan
same! its so soothing hahaha
I do the exact same
Until Lee cackles like a loud hen
@@tendraftsdeep this. So annoying
I know most fans of famous people say a film/series would be great … but Joeys life story would make for some of the best content
26:19 I thought my screen froze... damn Joey is as still as a statue.
Hahhaha fuck this is too real
Dude same!
Two seconds of tremendous catatonic time
Manny it’s 3:am I cracked the tf fuck up at this
Glitch in the matrix.
"They had the noodles for the soup, they had the whole thing". CLASSIC
Right when I think I’m having a crappy day, Joey comes with the stories of way back when and everything is ok again 🤣
Joey channel needs to get alot more love from the RUclips community !! This guy is a living legend !
I love how Joey has a name and date, how much money he had in his pocket, the weather, ect... This guy is a master as bullshittin
"This Uniform Cop comes in - 6ft 4 - built like a f*ckin TreeHouse"
😭😭😭😭☠
“thinks he fucking Johnny johnny johnson “ 😂😂😂
I’ll come back to these forever. Joey and Ryan Sickler together is pure COMEDY.
I worked 12hrs today and will be doing 12 to 14hrs tomorrow, and still sat here listening to uncle joy for an hour lol. Thanks for the upload
From 26:17 to 26:21 Joey sat so incredibly fucking still and silent I thought I paused RUclips. lmao. TREMENDOUS!!
😆
i loaned out 400 back in the early 2000's. i was broke af thinkin where im gonna get money. knock on the door like 8 years later person was at the door with 400
Karma.
@@thetruth9405 no such thing as coincidence
@@thetruth9405 the person heard i was back in town for a week where i grew up and ran into some good money
@@justingreaves6769 so awsome
@@thetruth9405 true story mate
My nose is wide open..
i’m doin comedy, i’m gettin a divorce
Doin nose candy LOL nose wide open👃❄🎱
lmao that thin air still couldnt make it up his nose
Nose was wide open the other day... really good shit. Also had some MDA.
@@vibes3360 MDA with blow is hyperspeed territory
We need a Boulder files 2. 😂
100, Tales of thievery is a good compilation too.
My morning joint got ten times better thanks to this video clip 😂 love from the uk joey
Joey "I milked that poor Chinese guy" Diaz
I realize that these videos take an incredible amount of footage to search and edit through, but, could you pretty please make a Boulders Files Chapter 2? This is one of your most amazing videos 💕
Fr
Yo please Joey!
"My paranoia had gotten so bad in these days I couldn't even get high in my own house"
🤣🤣🤣
I had a mate and every time he took Coke he got para to f*ck.
He used to like getting Taxi's everywhere when he was paranoid.
He would take the Taxi driver on a 10 mile de-tour all because he was paranoid - the Taxi firms loved us - they were always competing for our custom.
We got to know the Taxi firms that well - they'd ring us up.
"Hi, it's Tom the Taxi man. Do you guys need a ride tonight?"
It was hillarious!
😂😂👍🏽
@@tyrelltyler1430 I swear 50% of taxis customers are people going on Coke mission's.
"Bad Luck streak - and the phone rings - today can't get no worse"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠
whenever i hear "niinteeen eithy ..." or "when i was in boulder...." i just relax and enjoy uncle joey's story like a doooctaaah
I could listen to uncle Joey tell stories all day 😂
Tremendous compilation!!
God I love the part where he clips that kids envelope for his communion money 😭😭
“Harry in your pocket” is the funniest name for a movie ever haha damn that killed me
I looked it up. It sounds like a pretty good movie
"They weren't chinese they were Vietnamese - and they were good to me - so I was like - f*ck the War"
😂🤣😭☠
OOOOhhh man the Boulder files. What a hell of a name
Do a bong hit every time he says Boulder
Joey makes you not feel bad about the little scams weve run in our lives. He normalizes it ❤
Dude! I was just thinking that yesterday. I understand the whole concept of, if you have integrity, you have integrity all of the time, but most of us have come up on a little score from time to time. 🤷🏻♂️
@@justfine77777 this is on the low what life is about thoe ainit? All the big companies and warren buffet type dudes are doing it so why not us small fish right?
@@kasperribera4574 yes sir! It feels good to come up on the winning end of things from time to time.
That's not the message of this lmao
@@CursedInEternity92 talk to us! What did it mean? 😄
JOEY "I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, THE VACUUM TOOK IT " DIAZ
"They were brownn...like they walked here" haha didn't realize Joey Diaz was this funny.
"I'm Going out with a comedian tonight - hook me up nice"
😭😭😭☠☠☠
Starts off: "There this guy in Boulder in '91
Lee: Chuckling
Everyone should have a Lee they can put on a shelf.
Tremendous comment 😂
He's such a fuggin ingenue
And hit with a golf club every time he laughs
This comment is soooo under appreciated 😂
It's amazing what good people will do for each other.
I live in Broomfield like 15-20 minutes from Boulder and it amazes me to hear that this shit went on 😂
This is one of the best clips
I love when the podcast goes quiet and I have to look and see if my phone is buffering. Nope just Joey buffering
When Ryan and Joey make each other laugh I start crying
thanks for putting this together bro!!
Joey reminds me of my Cuban dad, their stories about their past synch up perfectly
I wish boulder was still this lit
You take all shrimp!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for chapter 2!
When you hear Joey Diaz say “it was the summer of 85” just expect illegal acts are being commited 😂
Dateline: Victims of Joey Diaz
30 seconds in and there is life lessons, self awareness, humility, very nice
We gotta get part 2 ASAP dawg, i was listening to this earlier today, next thing i know it's over
My face lit tf up when i seen this yes, love the podcast joey 💙
Comin up on 3 yrs of the Boulder files, these clip uploads are legendary.
*ron still hasn’t recovered*
Haaa yes
Where John candy??
Where John wayne? Where Clint eastwood
Lmaooo still waiting till this day for John Wayne
Joey "given that terrace" Diaz love the guy man he 100
Joey needs to get the guy he kidnapped on the podcast. Would love to hear what he went through lmao
lean. He has come on lmaooo
Gold Tooth #9 which episode?
Long Jawn you sound like a fucking weirdo
@@coldpressedbrickrep youve been shit on in life quite a bit havent you lil guy?
Charlie Day why do you say that ?
“Boulder flies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 classic
I start my morning with my bong and and my man Joey Diaz everyday! I love the way you tell the stories!
Da. Madge same here my guy
Same her bro
can't get enough of these stories uncle joey
“I was running on fuel for years” lol
5:48
Should've said fumes
🤣
Love coming back to old comments
I love Joey
Great watching you Joey, brought back great memories of hanging in Boulder woth ya' and especially great to see Kessler also. Love you brutha' , stay healthy !!
I was at 777 comments. Might need to play the lotto. Uncle Joey is the best that ever did it!!!
Joey is seriously hilarious 💀💀💀💀
I listen to this at least once a week
Same
I have to keep adjusting the volume when Joey starts talking really quietly while telling a story...turning it up when he starts talking quietly, then turning it down when the guest starts with his super high pitched cackling. Joey whispers into the mic as if no one will be able to hear him, lol, even though he's on a podcast that the whole world can listen to for free. So many years of crime/deception likely created the habit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"So many years of crime/deception"
Thank you Dr. Freud.
Being a student at Boulder listening to this is like listening to Walt Disney tell story’s about Disney world
42:45 LEE SYATT , scenery 😂😂😂😂😂 LOVE HIS INNOCANCE😂😆😂😆😂
Uncle Joey WRECKED that town
I haven’t even started the video yet and I’m already adding it to my Uncle Joey playlist.
Lee's laugh make these so much better
I live in Boulder and I can't stop thinking that Joey has drove the same roads.
Is a trip lol
Im from a small town, it would be crazy hearing a story from where I live.
I live in Longmont I work in Boulder. I wish I could run into Uncle Joey! Shit would be awesome I would ask him so much!
@@Jack-Dempsey. Longmont is WACK
@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks Any city is "wack" if you don't do anything productive/positive with your time there. I see allot of meth heads alot of lazy people and bums who would say it's wack. At the same time if you stay busy mind your business handle your shit it can be a pretty awesome place. I was born in Longmont met the love of my life here started a family and career here. Life is what you make of it no matter the location. If you are a p.o.s in Longmont you will be a p.o.s anywhere else in the world. It's all up to you. The good life is out there for anyone willing to bust their ass for it. You get what you put out bro. Plus uncle Joey liked Longmont you CockSucka 🤣
WE NEED VOL. 2 LEE!!
My nose is wide open 😂