@@seansullivan7928More than anything else really it was him growing up in the “right time period”. I mean these stories of being wild and living in the madness couldn’t have truly took place at a moment in time where the United States was more perfect for such things to occur. 70s, 80s, 90s and just a little ways into the 2000s. Life was just a beautiful thing to live then and I being someone who only got to really experience about half the 90s and the rest thru the 2ks ofc. I got to experience truly what was probably the last true real beauty of the wild side of our country and man I loved it. Sad cause idk if the next gens will get to feel that free roam in your neighborhood causing trouble with your friends from school and getting to grow up with the life lessons like uncle Joey tries to stress to us all
@Sloneyyy Considering you must not have grown up in the 2000s and 2010s, I can tell you from my experiences that the madness never went away. It truly depends on where you live and who you know.
I understand this after i watched my friend who highly looks up to me, fall down the path i did. I fought out of the snow addiction, he struggles and says he misses it daily. Makes me feel like i fucked up and I regret doing it next to him daily because i knew he wouldnt not want to try it😭😭
I was able to get something cheap and in quantities back in the day. It started with a M. Of course M is already in my area. But it's not that big, and I did not want to add to the problem just to make a few dollars. I declined and feel much better about it. Plus every gangster movie has taught me that you either die, go to jail or get snitched on.
I think the kid would of done cocaine eventually - especially if it was roaring like the way uncle joey describes. I get why he feels guilty though, you can tell he really is still shook up from that.
@@Jakecollick definitely hasn’t helped he said he was smoking cigs since he was like 16 lol. He’s quit since then but smoking weed still fucks you up for sure.
Joey is talking about the 70's. I didn't live in NYC but the stories sound very much like my youth growing up in Florida. We were never sober. And if you let your guard down around us we would quickly take advantage of your weakness.
Hands down my favorite podcast in general and especially when I'm feeling down and out, or in a rut just spinning my wheels in life. I like to listen to Uncle Joey and his humility and honesty and ability to change from who he was gives me the happiness and hope to know things are gonna turn out fine and it's just life
I remember Halloween 1980 dropping a hit of Mickey Mouse blotter acid and going out with a friend wearing green make-up and tripping our asses off and constantly running into other people that had the same acid and getting the giggles so bad that we couldn't even stand up
Joey's way too damn hard on himself here. If that kid was genetically predisposed to be an addict then it doesn't matter if Joey gives it to him in 1979 or some other fucking mook gives it to him in 1980. He's getting hooked no matter what.
That's true, but I think Joey's ownership is also commendable. At least I think it's right that he's trying to help that guy today, he has a big heart.
Hey was as much a part of it and responsible for his own actions just like u was joey.. dont beat urself up and blame urself. He had choices, u had choices.
joeys memory is incredible like all ive done is smoke weed my whole life and i can NOT remember half of anything but hes done it all and remembers everything
Sean Crutcher Same! I don’t watch much TV anymore and don’t really look at social media anymore either. Just some funny stories (mostly Joey’s) on RUclips
@@jimjones9840 depends on what strength you get, some of the raves I've been to recently were wild and the acid varied however for like $10 you can get a hit of pretty good acid
i am 17 years old and even i dont remember dates nearly as well as this guy, its insane that he can remember what month something happened in 40 years later
I smoked pot with a high school buddy for his first time, within a year or so him and his brother got busted on some serious possession and I guess distribution charges and somehow wound up in relatively severe legal trouble despite his age and clean record. He never came back to school and I never knew what happened to him until bumping into him in line for Metallica tickets a couple years later. Never saw him again but we reconnected on Facebook for a while some years back, apparently he'd had a bad round with the powder and some kinda rough years. I couldn't help but feel a small bit responsible, but I don't really feel that way with pot, I'd feel differently about it if I'd given him heroin or something.
Hey from up north in Canada just started watching these clips I would like to know how I can watch the full podcasts I can sit and listen to him talk all day hes relatable to me in some ways
I have a story. I was home on leave in 93 and my brother was supposed to meet a guy to buy a kilo of coke and sell a couple pounds of weed. He said he was thinking of robbing the dude. Well I put the guy on his knees taped his ass up put him in his trunk and I walked away with his money and drugs while my brother sit in the truck pissing his pants. Then he had the nerve to say half of the shit was his. I broke his arm left the drugs with him and put the money in my account. So glad I did that once and only once and never said anything about it till now.
Don’t beat yourself up Joey it’s in people nurturing and upcoming weather they end up as junkies or bosses that’s why there’s very few bosses to be a boss your people have to eat not just fill they’re stomachs but also they’re wallets and a lot of people can’t even manage fill their own pretty much food junkies bc that’s all they live for
Most people who are adventurous about substances are gonna try it at some point in life. It is all just a matter of when it comes available. Your friend was going to try it no matter what. Weather it was you or any one else, he was going to try it when it was in front of him.
Jesus I just did coke for the first time ever tonight, and as Joey said in my heart I didnt really want to do it, but the other kid called my bluff and we did a first line, it felt great and I still have half a bag left and im not sure what im going to do.
@@scare-crow1679 Honestly scariest night of my life, friend got jacked up and some bad shit happened, will throw it away, atleast i've tried it i guess, thanks for the advice.
“In 79 everybody had aluminum foil”
Daniel B He had more aluminum foil than aluminum foil
@@Dan0TheMano astronomical
Marlo Stanfield foil is still used all over canada
@@Known-wj6nh i believe the Eskimos in the north pole use tin foil
@@beatsbythekilo can confirm, I've also heard of greenlanders using foil
Lees heavy breathing intensifies everything Joey says
Perfect pair!😁
You can hear him occasionally moan later on in the video every time joey says something significant 😂😂
"About mid-October of '79..." I immediately rip the bong outta RESPECT
Like a doctor
and then it ended up being in July, lik a doctah
Ha
DOCTAH
are you me or am i you?
How to do a joey diaz podcast.
"85 Bouldah" "79North Burgand"
"Like a doctah" "Dawg"
"Cocksucka" **throaty laugh**
Bougie Joker lmfaooooo
Nailed it!
Tremendous
you forgot the "on 88th street"
Stay black mothafuckas!
Joeys life sounds like someone continually doing Grand Theft Auto missions in a game.
He's literally Toni Cipriani after GTA 3
You must get the robbery done in ten mins and drive across town
No he just grew up in the right place for all this to happen
@@seansullivan7928More than anything else really it was him growing up in the “right time period”. I mean these stories of being wild and living in the madness couldn’t have truly took place at a moment in time where the United States was more perfect for such things to occur. 70s, 80s, 90s and just a little ways into the 2000s. Life was just a beautiful thing to live then and I being someone who only got to really experience about half the 90s and the rest thru the 2ks ofc. I got to experience truly what was probably the last true real beauty of the wild side of our country and man I loved it. Sad cause idk if the next gens will get to feel that free roam in your neighborhood causing trouble with your friends from school and getting to grow up with the life lessons like uncle Joey tries to stress to us all
@Sloneyyy Considering you must not have grown up in the 2000s and 2010s, I can tell you from my experiences that the madness never went away. It truly depends on where you live and who you know.
For all the drugs Joey did his memory is insane
From my experiences it definitely doesn't affect your memory, that's alcohol.
Some things people just don't forget
@@joeboo9801 he's talking bout robbing a beer truck so what makes you think he wasn't drinking while doing his drugs?
Joe Boo weed fucked my memory
@@yippeeyip4764 no it didn't
the first person i have ever heard admit that giving someone drugs changed that persons life negatively
I understand this after i watched my friend who highly looks up to me, fall down the path i did. I fought out of the snow addiction, he struggles and says he misses it daily. Makes me feel like i fucked up and I regret doing it next to him daily because i knew he wouldnt not want to try it😭😭
Renton giving Tommy his first hit in trainspotting type vibe.
I was able to get something cheap and in quantities back in the day. It started with a M. Of course M is already in my area. But it's not that big, and I did not want to add to the problem just to make a few dollars.
I declined and feel much better about it. Plus every gangster movie has taught me that you either die, go to jail or get snitched on.
joey diaz stories should be a category of asmr
I think the kid would of done cocaine eventually - especially if it was roaring like the way uncle joey describes. I get why he feels guilty though, you can tell he really is still shook up from that.
Kfcnutrients lol I see you everywhere also 6 months ago commenting on Jarvis video when he was apologizing
@@profragsmark2012 I still get comments on that! poor jarvis. i thought that comment would get buried lol.
Kfcnutrients lol
Back then everyone had at the very least given it a try
I feel how uncle Joey feels I gave my friend his 1st line I'm sure he would have gotten into it without me but one can't help but to feel guilty
Where my 4am gentiles at???
Cal gentiles
East coast gentile
Enjoy ya momos
I'm here I'm here
East , Joey would be disappointed at my mad scientist rig setup
You can hear everything he has ever smoked
Jake Collick his voice is like that from coke
Aidan Bagwell I reckon everything he’s smoked has helped tho ?
Steve Hunt how high were you when you wrote that😂😂😂
@@Jakecollick definitely hasn’t helped he said he was smoking cigs since he was like 16 lol. He’s quit since then but smoking weed still fucks you up for sure.
Just respect it
Listening to Joey tell young drinking/smoking stories is like a having a flashback to my childhood in the 80s
@No Yes London in the 2000 was crazy I heard i was born in 2000 tho lol
Joey is talking about the 70's. I didn't live in NYC but the stories sound very much like my youth growing up in Florida. We were never sober. And if you let your guard down around us we would quickly take advantage of your weakness.
Imagine all the things uncle Joey don’t tell us
LOL. I was thinking about that too. He’ll tell everything. Just imagine things how bad they must’ve been for him to not tell the story.
Scary huh
Exactly
I want to know!!!
Joey “The weed was tremendous” Diaz
Hands down my favorite podcast in general and especially when I'm feeling down and out, or in a rut just spinning my wheels in life. I like to listen to Uncle Joey and his humility and honesty and ability to change from who he was gives me the happiness and hope to know things are gonna turn out fine and it's just life
Indeed brother, we all need a little uncle joey in our lifes.
“Honesty” lol
Hmmm
I remember Halloween 1980 dropping a hit of Mickey Mouse blotter acid and going out with a friend wearing green make-up and tripping our asses off and constantly running into other people that had the same acid and getting the giggles so bad that we couldn't even stand up
Tremendous
They need to make a show of all of these situations being recreated, would be the best show ever
Absolutely!!!!
Joey: coming soon to netflix
Uncle Joey is a very wise man. Been through hell and back
Deserves extra respect
I slam a fifth of vodka and drove outta respect for joey
Bigger Cuban guy smaller Cuban guy smaller Cuban guy with his wife
Nigga what
Tremendous
Lee was on alpha brain for this episode
The duality of this old, rigid and experienced legend next to this high pitched giggling man baby is too much.
Joey's way too damn hard on himself here. If that kid was genetically predisposed to be an addict then it doesn't matter if Joey gives it to him in 1979 or some other fucking mook gives it to him in 1980. He's getting hooked no matter what.
That's true, but I think Joey's ownership is also commendable. At least I think it's right that he's trying to help that guy today, he has a big heart.
@@squatcurldeadlift7346 you are too right joeys accountability is completely admirable
You're right, but its really just in our nature to feel guilty/shameful about those kinds of things. Your mind plays the whole "what if" game.
Joey "lemme tell you somethin" Diaz
Hey was as much a part of it and responsible for his own actions just like u was joey.. dont beat urself up and blame urself. He had choices, u had choices.
Everybody has choices
Amazing stories! Joey Diaz has lived more in his youth than most of us will in our lifetimes.
joeys memory is incredible like all ive done is smoke weed my whole life and i can NOT remember half of anything but hes done it all and remembers everything
I listen to more joey diaz podcast than i do anything. I dont watch much tv at all and i did away with facebook.thanks for the stories joey
Sean Crutcher Same! I don’t watch much TV anymore and don’t really look at social media anymore either. Just some funny stories (mostly Joey’s) on RUclips
Cant go wrong with uncle joey
Sean Crutcher me to I don’t get on Facebook anymore
In the same boat man congrats on kicking the tell lie vision
“I was a young kid but I was a stupid fuck”🤣🤣🤣
I love watching joey when I'm coming down off an acid trip.
Yo same
Aw fuck that man way too intense lol
How's the acid these days? I haven't had any since around 82...
@@jimjones9840 depends on what strength you get, some of the raves I've been to recently were wild and the acid varied however for like $10 you can get a hit of pretty good acid
@@jimjones9840 I get double dipped gel tabs for 10
I love this guy ... He Makes my suffering better ... love you both guys ... 🙏🫶🫡👍✌️
Man speaks from the heart. He’s not proud of everything he’s done but he tells us anyway. I’d love to see him for a comedy show someday
i am 17 years old and even i dont remember dates nearly as well as this guy, its insane that he can remember what month something happened in 40 years later
By the 80s, that kid would have been tooting Escobar's marching powder regardless of whether Joey had chopped out those lines.
Joey Diaz is a tremendous story teller
Great story I thought I heard all uncle joeys stories I hope he starts telling more that he’s never told 💯
Lol 🖕🏻
Chuck Cox lmao look at you. Put a shirt on, you don’t have anything to show off buddy😂
Gizmo 856 CM cvc v. MCVVcmV. mx
Gizmo 856 why are you putting another man down, learn to be kind to each other
Clicking on this video like: “ooohh I haven’t seen this one” 😂
Some of the most amazing stories ever...please keep going!
Another story GOING FUCKING DEEP w Uncle Joey! Tremendous.
At 10 he stopped dressing up
And at 10 he did Acid 😆
One of the best ways to fight your demons is by exposing them.
By knowing them and controlling them
Joey Diaz needs to make an album but only release stories from his life on each track.
Basiclly a soundbook.
Lee got so much free game
Joey is that cool uncle that smokes weed with you before thanksgiving dinner and has all the best stories.
Wonder if uncle joeys first daughter has reached out to him yet. Shes got one hell of a father
Some people forgive and forget, and some people forget. I'm sure things weren't easy for her growing up.
@@notrealy180217 yeah hes talked about her a few times, hopefully she looks at all the positive shit hes done for a lot of us
@NyYankees1985 yea from back in his old days, around 1979'ish ha
he had a messy divorce with his ex wife. remember he talked about how he was making plans how to kill her and get away with it
@@PortCityBalrog haha yeah good ole uncle
Lee gasps everytime in every podcast Joey talks about staying up late lol
till this day Albertson’s got shit security 😂
Nothing beats watching uncle Joey on acid. His voice is so soothing.
The smokers laugh and the clear and loud HAHAHAHAHAHAHA always get me when Joey tells stories
Its was.........(says month) of....(says year)... When ever you hear that you know you gotta have a joint ready
"we both did a line...we looked at each other for like 4-5 minutes...did another line" 🤣🤣
the last story is really powerful.
Did you hold a gun to his head? No? You didn't? Then please forgive yourself Uncle Joey.
Guy would have tried it eventually, and so would Joey.
Hit him with the gun ? Damn
im tripping rn and this hit sooo hard
Ur cool
Your hard g
How was it
@@Slick4292- TREMENDOUS. I'll probably regret giving him drugs 40 years later
@@ИванШишаковdont let him try fentanyl
RIP TO THE ONES WHO DIDNT MAKE IT HERE. LLGR
Get joey making a book/audio book, sure everyone would love his stories
"we also had peppermint schnapps"
*"Oh shit"*
Don’t talk shit on the peppermint schnapps, felony fuel for sure.
I swear I have to listen to a uncle Joey story clip at least once a day👍The best
From these stories I’m surprised Joey has been alive this long
The First chapter of the Joey Diaz Coke Chronicles
4:09 “and the weed was tremendous” - Joey Diaz
Im on a joey diaz train and it aint stoppin!
We need a live action series, animation, and book called the Adventure of Uncle Joey
Where is the bong at?
at the cleaners 😂
So to sum this hole thing up In one the holleween of 79 was pretty much the day that made Joey Diaz the amazing man he is today
"They knew we where aliens" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
he said Hellions
Joey's origin story - "tremendous"
Damn makes me sad to hear a story like that. But we all learn something in the end.
A Living Legend.
If I had 3 wishes, 1st one would be a kid growing up with him 😂
You wouldn't make it bro
Joey Diaz is simply the best
October 79. Get your drink it’s gonna be a good one
Imma miss you Joey & Lee
I smoked pot with a high school buddy for his first time, within a year or so him and his brother got busted on some serious possession and I guess distribution charges and somehow wound up in relatively severe legal trouble despite his age and clean record. He never came back to school and I never knew what happened to him until bumping into him in line for Metallica tickets a couple years later. Never saw him again but we reconnected on Facebook for a while some years back, apparently he'd had a bad round with the powder and some kinda rough years. I couldn't help but feel a small bit responsible, but I don't really feel that way with pot, I'd feel differently about it if I'd given him heroin or something.
Hey from up north in Canada just started watching these clips I would like to know how I can watch the full podcasts I can sit and listen to him talk all day hes relatable to me in some ways
I have a story. I was home on leave in 93 and my brother was supposed to meet a guy to buy a kilo of coke and sell a couple pounds of weed. He said he was thinking of robbing the dude. Well I put the guy on his knees taped his ass up put him in his trunk and I walked away with his money and drugs while my brother sit in the truck pissing his pants. Then he had the nerve to say half of the shit was his. I broke his arm left the drugs with him and put the money in my account. So glad I did that once and only once and never said anything about it till now.
Thx for sharing
your a dirtbag, but good story lol
Mans telling himself it’s his fault for someone else’s decision
Joey "given that terrace" Diaz
70s wish I could time travel just to experience a day of it being a 90s baby and all lol
I knew it made people make gestures with their dirty little hands -Joey Diaz 😂
Joey is the uncle I never had. Well I have uncles but none compare to this man.
Deep shit man
I’m lying again 😂
This man is a miracle
79' was 20-years before I was born! Damn that was a long time ago! Love hearing new stories from clips on youtube!
Don’t beat yourself up Joey it’s in people nurturing and upcoming weather they end up as junkies or bosses that’s why there’s very few bosses to be a boss your people have to eat not just fill they’re stomachs but also they’re wallets and a lot of people can’t even manage fill their own pretty much food junkies bc that’s all they live for
Vaguest run on sentence. Theres literally billions of bosses .
Joey “the coke was so fuckin good” Diaz
But I knew the value of it
13:40 WE GOT NICE AND COKED OUT. 🤣 I gotta use that one.
The 80s were crazy times! There was that much money around that all you had to do was bend down and pick it up!😊
Disappointed I grew up around modern technology
Most people who are adventurous about substances are gonna try it at some point in life. It is all just a matter of when it comes available. Your friend was going to try it no matter what. Weather it was you or any one else, he was going to try it when it was in front of him.
I remember all my drug stories.. except the xanta ones lmao 😂 I only got what people told me about those an pictures an boy was I bad 🤣
joey needs to write a book with all his favorite stories, i would buy it twice
Jesus I just did coke for the first time ever tonight, and as Joey said in my heart I didnt really want to do it, but the other kid called my bluff and we did a first line, it felt great and I still have half a bag left and im not sure what im going to do.
toss it, if u used the rest already,, never do it again. watch all these vids out here on how horrible it is and makes ppl (everyone) feel.
@@scare-crow1679 Honestly scariest night of my life, friend got jacked up and some bad shit happened, will throw it away, atleast i've tried it i guess, thanks for the advice.
did you really throw it away
@@enigamI-xz5zl in all honesty? Absolutely not, but never buying another bag if I can help it
@@stonk1851 stay away from that shit, seriously. It'll ruin your life
Uncle Joey- when I opened the other bale it wasn't weed
Lee- ohhh!
So many people call it a hot water heater. People you’re not heating hot water. Its just a water heater.
This guys hilarious love his stories too
As wild as joey was he still has a heart
I actually teared up at the end
Happy New Years guys Joey is a GOD