a minute after he says "i slip her a fiver, i'm not a fucking savage", five minutes later blows up the mic yelling at lee. i would like to see what he considers a savage
Kush Hunter BRAH IM FROM MIAMI AND IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AL PACINO DID SUCH A GOOD JOB IN SCARFACE WE THOUGHT HE WAS CUBAN FROM HIS MOMS SIDE AND ITALIAN FROM HIS DADS SIDE, WE NEVER KNEW HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH
Kush Hunter yes but the most hilarious part is that we were dumb ass kids in like 4th grade so being from Miami we thought Scarface was real and his actual origin is half Cuban half Italian
If your feeling suicidal just imagine the thought of the moment before you die the pain and regret you would have before you hit the pavement or picture yourself begging for help in your mind when your being chocked out by a noose
You get up & wash your hands? “Ohh I bring extra napkins!!” how many napkins ? “3 Napkins “ Look look at you , look at you , You wanna save trees” 😂😆😂😆😂😆
Go daaaaaam this whole clip need to be made into a toin like the JRE Toons. I'm not much for pop corn but fuck I gotta try that. That shit sounds like mad flavour. Gotta love our uncle joey. 😎👍😎
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"Take a hike. I just gave you five bucks." Uncle Joey the savage. Gotta love it!
a minute after he says "i slip her a fiver, i'm not a fucking savage", five minutes later blows up the mic yelling at lee.
i would like to see what he considers a savage
the most Italian Cuban i ever seen
Jon Cosmo
SOMEWHERE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
*the most Cuban Italian*
Kush Hunter BRAH IM FROM MIAMI AND IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AL PACINO DID SUCH A GOOD JOB IN SCARFACE WE THOUGHT HE WAS CUBAN FROM HIS MOMS SIDE AND ITALIAN FROM HIS DADS SIDE, WE NEVER KNEW HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH
Og Bbq i dont know what ur talking about, sadly, im one of those people who didnt see a lot of big ticket movies and i dont know shit about actors
Og Bbq so ur saying someone who wasnt cuban, pulled off a good cuban (spanish) accent and played tha part well in the movie?
Kush Hunter yes but the most hilarious part is that we were dumb ass kids in like 4th grade so being from Miami we thought Scarface was real and his actual origin is half Cuban half Italian
Dawg you've passed the barrier reef. I can't help ya. LMFAO
Hahaha anyone realize that this was Masvidal as the guest 😂😂😂 crazy
Sometimes when I feel suicidal I listen to uncle Joey and just lose it in the stories get stoned and try to chill
:)
Get help bro
Joey Diaz is getting me through life right now.
Same here, I'm not suicidal but he got me through tough times
If your feeling suicidal just imagine the thought of the moment before you die the pain and regret you would have before you hit the pavement or picture yourself begging for help in your mind when your being chocked out by a noose
I could listen to Joey sincerely complaining about things all day.
Who TF brings a box of broccoli to a concert.Weed and Ludes thats it!
AND VICODIN
@@mobettabud30 Vicodin ain't shit pussy lol, stick to you're bitch wine and Reggie
@@hamschh percocet
@@basedjj93 u inching
Snowing in cali
This is the clip that Joey reveals his kryptonite
It's like the white vinegar story with the car dealership owner
Hummus and broccoli... Deadly combo
And purple Kush he said it gives him headaches aswell😂
‘You’ve passed the barrier reef’
L S I can't help you.
lmao. Like hes a lifeguard thats like fuck it, I aint goin out that far to help that fucker
😂😂😂
You get up & wash your hands?
“Ohh I bring extra napkins!!”
how many napkins ?
“3 Napkins “
Look look at you , look at you , You wanna save trees”
😂😆😂😆😂😆
And then a quick pause...... “GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE” 😂😂😂
Joey’s popcorn habits explains why he was 400 lbs at one point
LMFAO i dont think it was really the popped corn that got him there
That and ron's chinese
@@michaeljoseph9146 😂😂😭😂😂👌🏻
@@michaeljoseph9146 no that was the whole pack of bacon for breakfast
@@markcurry3083 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joey goes goes on a 20min passionate food rant.
Jorge Masvidal: “That’s crazy bro”
Lmao
Probably stoned to the gills lmao
"Before you do this , you put a 5 on the counter🤷♂️ , I'm not a savage" 🤣🤣
“I’m your huckleberry.”
Yo this had me dying💀💀💀
I couldnt breathe
Joeys white girl face is hilarious 😂
11:46 "Imma report you to the authorities" 😭😭😂😂
You put a 5 on the counter I’m not a savage lol
Diaz slowing becoming the old man that complains about everything
Joey's a fucking saint
Here u are complaining
@@thelastmemphian but not making a complaint video everyday
@@trekkie4life915 with ranch too
@@bryansmith6003 hes human and has an expiration date likey every one of us
Joey "you know what I cant stand either...popcorn."
Literally 2 seconds later
"I like popcorn with pepper."
The Real Kisht WHY AM I TAHXIC
@@georgedudleysashtray3860 cause u drink too much Pepsi Richard
The Real Kisht LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN DRINKING DIET PEPSI WILL NOT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT
@@georgedudleysashtray3860 real talk ohhh my Gawd. Will you stop? I GOT THE SURGERY already stop webby.
The Real Kisht fucking leave dude
Mothers pain medication! 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that’s called “Mother’s Little Helper”. John and Paul told us about that in the early 60’s.
“Look at you, you wanna save the trees gtfoh” lmfaoo
Who shows up with broccoli at a concert?😂
Weird people
White vegans. Change my mind
hippys
That one girl
@@c4thenerd171 demonetized. Lol
The title should be: Uncle Díaz spreading wisdom.
Mario Chillogallo When don’t e though
Mario Chillogallo Uncle Joey dropping knowledge
VILLAIN 31 that works too!
Mario Chillogallo That’d have to be the title of almost every clip then lol
This will go to the HALL OF FAME of Classic Uncle Joey Rants!!!! LOOOL!!!!
Lee has been so sheltered his whole life I love it.
Lee! get a compressor and plug the mic into that before you go into your interface, it'll control the distortion on joeys mic
People have been giving the flying jew tips for about 6 years now so i wouldnt hold my breath.
I think the distortion gives the podcast the edge it needs.
@@Salasa92 yeah to be honest it does actually make it hilarious
Eating just Brocolli then sitting front row at a Joey Diaz show
2 inches of butter my lord
Savage Level =>
“Put a 5 on the table. I’m not a savage “ 😭😭😭
He said" in my world "
“I heard you on the phone talking to your cousin Khabib” 😂
Man that shit was wild ! 🤣
0 dislikes only positivities in the comments the church is tremendous
Lee takes garlic to all concerts and tries to score.
“When you make the tortellini fucko”
My daily Rick and Morty replacement. Thank you Church 🙏
“Well then take a hike bitch I’m givin’ ya a five.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn you makin me want some theater popcorn 😂😂
You make me want to get rid of my beyonce poster 😻
Mr Killums 😂
@@mrkillums8219 classic joey Diaz compliment 😂 😂
As someone who worked at a movie theater for two years , that’s exactly how I made it 😂 I had a bunch of return customers asking for me specifically
Masvidal is so toasted lmao
He was, later on the show he tells Joey in Spanish that the gummy fucked him up. La Goma!!
Lmao
Bro how is Masvidal saying “WISDOM” about Joey’s popcorn approach like two stoned dudes talking about deep learnings 😅😅
His New Jersey attitude coming out!
You mix it up real good like " un ajiaco" bahaha
tremendous
I had to pause to catch my breath from laughing
This was right before Masvidal set the world on fire. After the Till knockout but before Askren.
8:39 that face😂😂😂
“The best thing they could’ve had. Poison to dip it in that’s their best bet. Alright”😂😂😂😂
Poor Lee lmao out here getting crucified
L D 😂😂😂
Joey’s popcorn habit man👌🏻
Joey had me rolling the whole time 😂😂
"It's the point of no return, Exposé '87."
I've never been more excited for popcorn in life.
this is my all time favourite clip omfg hahahahaha
Joey eats his popcorn Cacio e Pepe style 🍿
I love jorge. Dude is chill as hell.
Lady was so high she thought she brought her box of weed but it was broccoli instead LOL
Lmfaoooo
I will dial 911 and tell 'em i smell uranium on you, WTF LOL
3:45 this man is detailed
The popcorn👀 all that butter will give you a heart attack by the time the credits ade rolling
Joey is just a personality I didn’t even realize that was masvidal till the video was almost done
7:28 "When you make the tortellini, fucko" wow lmao
The only people who dont eat butter on there popcorn are convicts 😭💀💀💀💀
5:48 Lee's laugh was too funny, but also his hand movement. Wtf
3:44 “How Joey does up a bucket of popcorn”
Throw that 5 on the counter
ddp7028 I’m not a savage 😂
At first I thought he said "a virgin gives you Humas" 😂
Hummus I'll report you to the authorities lol
What episode is the outro of Lee laughing
The first laugh, followed by Joey asking what he's giggling about, is from Acid Church. Not sure about the last couple of laugh clips.
Never seen Joey so mad about something, not as mad as he is about no butter in da popcorn 😂🤣
The best voice I’ve ever heard in my life!
13:01 " I hate dead coffee, get that shit away from me"
funniest person of all time hands down
If you bring hummus on an airplane I'll report you to the authorities 🤣🤣
lol masvidal was fried gotta go back n watch this one again
you put a 5 on the counter before you do any of this im not a fuckin savage hahahah dying
pat walsh i cracked the fuck up 😂😂😂
I find it hard to believe that this is all coming from the same guy who said you never put cheddar in your sandwich. LMAO.
Lmfao. Hey fucko. 🤣🤣🤣
When you make the tortellini fucko 😂😂😂
I love listening to this while on a low iodine diet
I cant stand the smell of eggs
Same, smells like wet dog hair
Sam's world my ex wife used to make egg BREAD ! House would smell like ass
Somebody told them to bring a bag of broccoli meaning weed and they thought it meant literally broccoli so they brought a box of it lol
Lee freaking out about pepper on popcorn..
Such a sheltered jew
'Your mothers pain medication!!!' 😂😂😂
Joey is a saint, I don’t give a fuck
This man embodies my childhood, my personal code. God bless Joey Mutha fuckin Diaz
This was fucking hilarious. I gotta give it to him
Protect uncle Joey at all cost
That thumbnail 🤣
5:20 😂😅
broccoli to a concert LMAO
I tell her listen forget the chips n the houmous. , 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂.
Bro! When the volume goes up I'm pissin myself 😭
5:47 "well then take a hike bitch I'm giving you a $5"
This clip should have been called "How Joey likes his Popcorn" lol
Cold broccoli with itallion house dressing is fire
Lady layered mine. Lord have mercy
When I grow up I'm going to curse like Uncle Joey, I swear, all respect to my other Sensei (s)! "Put a litta fookin' butter there..."
Popcorn and Texas Pete woowee that shit is smackin!
Go daaaaaam this whole clip need to be made into a toin like the JRE Toons. I'm not much for pop corn but fuck I gotta try that. That shit sounds like mad flavour. Gotta love our uncle joey. 😎👍😎
Kirkland (Costco) popcorn is good, fresh and hot out the microwave with dried cilantro and UTZ BBQ kettle-cooked chips🔥🔥
Can someone tell Joey doctors dont make 20 Cuban sandwiches to bring on the plane.
Once u bring 🥦 to a concert there's no help for u
Lee is the only reason i dont listen regularly