Joey Diaz Scams Restaurants in Boulder, Colorado

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

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  • @Sneak248
    @Sneak248 6 лет назад +253

    This is deadass one of the most hilarious stories he’s ever told on the podcast!

    • @pedrocajada3731
      @pedrocajada3731 Год назад +4

      By far my favorite story of the podcast, ever. Also Ryan is a fantastic podcast guest, always brings out the best in Joey especially

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie 6 лет назад +151

    "Yeah I know John Wayne"

  • @pryx4661
    @pryx4661 6 лет назад +426

    Lee's long lost brother, they have same type laugh

    • @eljefe114
      @eljefe114 6 лет назад +6

      Pry x that’s everyone’s laugh when you’re high..u must not smoke

    • @pryx4661
      @pryx4661 6 лет назад +23

      Nope, only been smoking 15 years...

    • @gangsta-F22
      @gangsta-F22 5 лет назад +1

      I dont know if its him or now

    • @darthnihilus5282
      @darthnihilus5282 5 лет назад +39

      Jew noises

    • @dr0ppazeti68
      @dr0ppazeti68 5 лет назад +1

      Lol good try doe

  • @PiTjlang
    @PiTjlang 2 года назад +36

    Just insanely, effortlessly funny
    99% of comedians on planet earth couldn't be this funny on specials they spent a year Writing& honing

  • @SteeleBeats
    @SteeleBeats 6 лет назад +357

    "If you know anything about chinese people once they do 3000 at the bar they lose their mind"

    • @ryanspencer6341
      @ryanspencer6341 6 лет назад +4

      Steele Beats hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

    • @ryanspencer6341
      @ryanspencer6341 6 лет назад +3

      That shits classic af

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 года назад +3

      Idk what that means cause I’m dumb

    • @discordmemesductor5518
      @discordmemesductor5518 2 года назад +13

      @@BobRoss-kt4yu chinese people likes money, so omce u put money in their pockets they go crazy happy

    • @vega21
      @vega21 Год назад +1

      Happens to be true lol

  • @riffraff9070
    @riffraff9070 6 лет назад +76

    “Fuckin’ Ron” -Lee

    • @playboymac
      @playboymac 6 лет назад +1

      Burly Boyz gang! shout out my main Dogg Jodie

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 5 лет назад +31

    LMAO , The story about Ron has got to be my favorite Joey Diaz story

  • @dressedanddepressed2301
    @dressedanddepressed2301 3 года назад +76

    I like how Joey tries to whisper when talking about drug and crime stories,as if he’s not talking to the world through a microphone 😭

    • @tinaperisich8711
      @tinaperisich8711 Год назад

      It's a manipulation tactic if you have somebody on the hook then start whispering they think your including them and shit like that

    • @tyradestiny4499
      @tyradestiny4499 Год назад +9

      “Between me and you dawg” 😭😭😭😭

  • @Dlck.C.Normous
    @Dlck.C.Normous 6 лет назад +75

    The church episode 307 the entire episode was fucking hilarious joey was on fire. defo worth a rewatch

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete 6 лет назад +48

    I WAS IN THE KITCHEN, MAKIN MY OWN SOUP!

  • @dutton1991z
    @dutton1991z 5 лет назад +65

    I just smoked and i am fried...and this is making me cry im laughing so hard bahahhah 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @tengenuzui1846
      @tengenuzui1846 Год назад

      Saaame😂😂😂

    • @ryanspencer6341
      @ryanspencer6341 Год назад

      Saw this comment 3 years later and this is hella relatable hahahaha my stomachs crampin I’m laughing so hard

  • @thehatecamel3813
    @thehatecamel3813 6 лет назад +36

    This show has two settings: I wish they’d speak up, I can’t hear shit and goddamn that’s loud *reaches for volume button*.

  • @idkwhat_to_name_myself9958
    @idkwhat_to_name_myself9958 5 лет назад +28

    Joey “You know me dawg” Diaz

  • @TheCarsonJohnnyShow
    @TheCarsonJohnnyShow 15 дней назад

    I miss the church in the old days❤️but so thankful to have endless hours to come back to🫡

  • @untcutomz4040
    @untcutomz4040 6 лет назад +19

    Blown eardrum courtesy of Lee and his butt plug induced laughs

  • @uncledirtnap1
    @uncledirtnap1 6 лет назад +18

    1st Wok. Best Chinese food in Boulder. Funny thing the sign was on the side of the building long after the restaurant was gone, in fact it was a Mexican restaurant for like a year or two with a 1st Wok sign on the building. The Video Station was the best place to rent VHS. And they did have porn on the 3rd floor in the corner. Second Chinese place was Jin Chan. Man I miss old school Boulder.

  • @anonony9081
    @anonony9081 5 лет назад +6

    My gf is in the other room and started asking wtf I was listening to when Lee started laughing

  • @dr.green.
    @dr.green. 4 года назад +7

    Its funny how he goes from having "no dough ray me" to walking out with a yardstick a night lmao

  • @bigpoppa69718
    @bigpoppa69718 6 лет назад +1

    On a daily basis, I roll my joints in the morning and watch anew Joey Diaz video.... every single day.
    Lets just say I don’t smoke until the afternoon sometimes. I can listen to this guys stories all day. He needs his own tv show.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 года назад +4

    “Who do you think you’re dealing with?!?”

  • @worthy7834
    @worthy7834 6 лет назад +7

    John Wayne, yeah I K no John Wayne 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoeKyser
    @JoeKyser 3 года назад +1

    Bro I cant stop watching your videos and cant stop laughing

  • @misaelchavarin5931
    @misaelchavarin5931 3 года назад +9

    Uncle Joey has a license 😂

  • @llanckin
    @llanckin Год назад

    “You’re ready for this one?”””” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincentchavez9718
    @vincentchavez9718 3 года назад +3

    I heard this so many times and this is still fucking funny

  • @pedrocajada3731
    @pedrocajada3731 6 месяцев назад +1

    Joey has so many stories but for me this one and drowning at YMCA stand alone, you can’t not howl when he’s on fire like this. “They were brown Mexicans… dark… like they walked here.”

  • @awb8084
    @awb8084 6 лет назад +9

    Christ lees laugh is ear piercing lol

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 11 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime he says "it gets better"

  • @Real_Richmond_510
    @Real_Richmond_510 6 лет назад +3

    Lee laughs like Mickey mouse when he giggles.....

  • @LegionOfShrooms
    @LegionOfShrooms 4 года назад +2

    Good Lord that laugh shut him up.

  • @THEDC777
    @THEDC777 Год назад +1

    That guys laugh is the most obnoxious sound I've ever heard. Cant believe Joey didnt tell him to STFU

  • @danielgadaleta6467
    @danielgadaleta6467 2 года назад

    Man I love Joey👌🏼😂 dude has me laughing hysterically in every video 😂

  • @carriehaley3076
    @carriehaley3076 5 лет назад +7

    5:52 "*no porn*" looks at camera

  • @RanThaMan
    @RanThaMan 6 лет назад +48

    The cringe laugh isn’t lee

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 2 года назад +5

    Last part was hilarious, Joey hating on Vietnam because of the war, that’s a true American

    • @jennyB07
      @jennyB07 2 года назад +1

      He is Cuban 💀

  • @NankerPhelge70
    @NankerPhelge70 5 месяцев назад

    I was there for the legendary comedy night at rons chinese. Todd Jordan and Uncle Joey.
    We all had chinese eyes that night! Ha.

  • @-USERNOTFOUND-
    @-USERNOTFOUND- 7 месяцев назад

    don't make you own soup no more you take all shrimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Whudup100
    @Whudup100 6 лет назад +5

    anyone know what episode this is?.

  • @SBLifts
    @SBLifts 5 лет назад +3

    Damn bro Mustards is so dope

  • @tapangasoul6928
    @tapangasoul6928 2 года назад

    Harry In Your Pocket lol Uncle Joey got a license lollll

  • @ibleemen7775
    @ibleemen7775 6 лет назад +3

    Lee's laugh man

  • @TylersimmondsClo
    @TylersimmondsClo 6 лет назад +18

    stop laughing into the mic dammiit.

  • @databattlesz
    @databattlesz 7 месяцев назад

    1:28 one sign he paid me $200 for and it cost him $10,000😂

  • @playboymac
    @playboymac 6 лет назад +62

    Why dose this dude look like jarred from subway

    • @pibloackbar5420
      @pibloackbar5420 6 лет назад +1

      Seth Taylor because you need glasses?

    • @playboymac
      @playboymac 6 лет назад +7

      18 likes says I got 20/20 vision

    • @PonchainoArriaga
      @PonchainoArriaga 6 лет назад +2

      Seth Taylor cause all pedos look the same

    • @decentsizedballs
      @decentsizedballs 6 лет назад +2

      Seth Taylor 18 likes is fucking unheard of. God damn you are a boss.

  • @ASDF84.0
    @ASDF84.0 6 месяцев назад

    idk if its my computer or just joey, but this man whispers like he's not on a podcast lol

  • @Chuck-us4ey
    @Chuck-us4ey 6 лет назад

    Joey “End less story’s” Diaz ladies and gentlemen

  • @ill-lunar-nation3766
    @ill-lunar-nation3766 6 лет назад +1

    Joey wild af😂😂

  • @joshmartinez3311
    @joshmartinez3311 2 года назад +1

    tremendous story

  • @derekzargarian5248
    @derekzargarian5248 5 лет назад

    Thank god Joey got the best stories. Too bad for the ANNOying constant laugh over unfunny stuff

  • @JTD2001
    @JTD2001 3 года назад

    The ron story is legendary

  • @dkproductions
    @dkproductions 2 года назад

    Joey, Lee, Sickler, Simeone are all the best together.

  • @Nediardeathcaske
    @Nediardeathcaske 3 года назад

    I’m so high I thought the title said Joey Diaz scams restaurant with a boulder

  • @rtc2112
    @rtc2112 4 года назад

    It sounds like there are 2 Lee's in the background

  • @AdamDylanFoley
    @AdamDylanFoley 5 лет назад

    This was tremendous

  • @kshitizkarki9938
    @kshitizkarki9938 20 дней назад

    Me and my creepy fuckin cocaine chain😂

  • @lukecold8562
    @lukecold8562 6 лет назад +5

    Who's car was he delivering in?

  • @a.antoine6939
    @a.antoine6939 Год назад

    Episode??

  • @stephysg589
    @stephysg589 Год назад

    lol this is awsome!

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 9 месяцев назад

    I like the idea of a Chinese bartender going absolutely crazy every night he makes more than 3.000 $

  • @xarievans7978
    @xarievans7978 11 месяцев назад

    you take too much shrimp 💀💀

  • @godisgod7089
    @godisgod7089 5 лет назад

    Either I’m blind or the Chinese restaurant is no more I’ve lived in boulder for 14 years and never seen it.

  • @johnswinchester5891
    @johnswinchester5891 3 года назад

    Lee such a Morty so much so its UNCANNY ♾

  • @bluupill
    @bluupill 4 года назад +1

    What Chinese guys name is tony?

  • @orteezy2974
    @orteezy2974 6 лет назад +5

    This dude's laugh!

  • @prepper-sq9yj
    @prepper-sq9yj Год назад

    They were brown like they walked here lmfao from Mexico to Boulder lol

  • @thenameisSolo
    @thenameisSolo 4 года назад

    Dawg what I wouldn’t give to be Lee for a year

  • @jaxendavis737
    @jaxendavis737 4 года назад

    Anybody here from 2020

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 2 года назад +1

    La mona negra LMAO

  • @chas7183
    @chas7183 2 года назад +1

    That guests phony laugh is hard to take.

  • @peacelove1066
    @peacelove1066 Год назад

    They definitely crossed borders wit it nd went bk home wit cash

  • @Jimmy2time
    @Jimmy2time 25 дней назад

    13:05

  • @kvEik
    @kvEik 2 года назад

    Stickler or whats his name, laughs like mickey mouse

  • @MrJintensive
    @MrJintensive 6 лет назад +4

    0:01 Lee playing with a giant vibrator.

  • @Nick-xf5uz
    @Nick-xf5uz 5 лет назад

    lees laugh lmaoo

  • @chadr76
    @chadr76 4 года назад

    please for the love of god normalize the audio lol

  • @eljefe114
    @eljefe114 6 лет назад +7

    I feel like Joey makes all this shit up..as much as I love him I just feel like he does..has anybody ever seen what he looked like when he was younger? No way he made it in prison lmaooo

    • @brianbrosnan637
      @brianbrosnan637 4 года назад +1

      He ain’t making it up. I have friends like him and I have a shitload of similar stories. These type of guys are only found in the Northeast; mainly NY & north Jersey area. People would think I was making up my stories too. And I never realize how fucked up the shit my friends and I did. It’s real. Trust me.

  • @craigrobertson8364
    @craigrobertson8364 4 года назад

    Bruce Lee coming too,metal chop sticks bro,hong kong fui

  • @jcc4291
    @jcc4291 4 года назад +1

    Couldn’t make it through the story because of that momos cringe ass laugh

  • @jeremykinsey7877
    @jeremykinsey7877 10 месяцев назад

    We stole outa chior fund

  • @km9642
    @km9642 3 года назад +1

    The freaking laugh ruined the story lmao

  • @724deuce
    @724deuce 5 лет назад +3

    that dudes laugh is so annoying

  • @JosueRodriguezTonUpBoy
    @JosueRodriguezTonUpBoy 3 года назад

    11:22 Fuck yeah 🤘🏼🌊🌊🌊

  • @hadleymanmusic
    @hadleymanmusic 4 года назад

    Good scriptwrit for a movie

  • @binnicksforge9359
    @binnicksforge9359 2 года назад +1

    I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound rude but that laugh hurts my ears.

  • @FGWon
    @FGWon Год назад

    I like Joey. He reminds me of so many crazy Brooklyn guys from back in the day… uhmmm, why did I wanna leave a comment - oh shit that’s why. That fuckin guys laughs gotta go. It’s it goes right thru you, marrone!! What da?

  • @thegooch7206
    @thegooch7206 3 года назад +1

    I can’t stand Lee’s voice, it cuts through my fkn head

  • @CAVERUNLAKE
    @CAVERUNLAKE 4 года назад +1

    Jesus Joey please stop these annoying guest!! I actually stop watching this because of this guy! First time

  • @camgodi365family
    @camgodi365family 5 лет назад

    Lee 😭😭😭

  • @jamesmckinsey1260
    @jamesmckinsey1260 5 лет назад +2

    Dudes laugh is annoying af

  • @hadleymanmusic
    @hadleymanmusic 4 года назад

    Hahaaaa damn

  • @brianw1734
    @brianw1734 2 года назад +1

    I hate that laugh!!!

  • @stuwest3653
    @stuwest3653 6 лет назад +3

    Being a brokeass lying criminal is not funny. I wouldn't let this dirtbag in the building.

  • @alexcorsetti
    @alexcorsetti 5 лет назад

    Lee laugh ruined this hurts tge ears

  • @MrBladeDude
    @MrBladeDude 5 месяцев назад

    That dudes high pitched laugh makes it impossible to finish the video. Dude...

  • @dougalmacmillan7645
    @dougalmacmillan7645 6 лет назад

    H

  • @abdullahcarroll1909
    @abdullahcarroll1909 5 лет назад

    LEE RUINS EVERYTHING

  • @raulitoraulitos8952
    @raulitoraulitos8952 6 лет назад +2

    he scammed the chinese restaurant for 50 bucks and after 20 years he brags about 3000. hilarious thouh.. One funny liar comediant

  • @Falling_Down_D-FENS
    @Falling_Down_D-FENS 6 лет назад +8

    THAT LAUGH IS EXTREMELY CRINGE

    • @boomheadshot1265
      @boomheadshot1265 6 лет назад +6

      You have a shit definition of cringe then.

    • @Falling_Down_D-FENS
      @Falling_Down_D-FENS 6 лет назад +1

      you prob got the same laugh hook face

    • @boomheadshot1265
      @boomheadshot1265 6 лет назад +4

      @@Falling_Down_D-FENS Wow, nice one bud

    • @Falling_Down_D-FENS
      @Falling_Down_D-FENS 6 лет назад +1

      Morgan thanks DOG WHYLL YOUR JERKIN OFF AT HOME I JUST DID 10 SETS OF 110 PULL UPS SON...SOMETHIN YOUR BITCH ASS COULDNT DO. SO THATS WHAT I WAS DOIN WHEN I REPLIED

    • @boomheadshot1265
      @boomheadshot1265 6 лет назад +1

      @@Falling_Down_D-FENS Congrats.

  • @Wellsembargo37
    @Wellsembargo37 Год назад

    I never knew Ryan sickler was a nerdy dork

  • @ramsy4205
    @ramsy4205 5 лет назад +48

    Listen to me.
    If Joey Diaz says listen to me, listen to him.
    It means the story is about to get even better