Lee Loves Squirters | Joey Diaz

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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2019
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Episode 678
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Chelsea Skidmore
    • The Church Of What's H...
    #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

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  • @raoulduke2625
    @raoulduke2625 5 лет назад +2617

    “If you’d treat everything like you do Humus”
    Joeys sage advice........ Tremendous

    • @stashem89
      @stashem89 5 лет назад +75

      lee: "well ass is disgusting "
      joey'" .. so is hummus"
      LMFAOOOOOO HHAHAHAHA

    • @Eastsidebridge
      @Eastsidebridge 5 лет назад +3

      Raoul Duke but if her feet are dirty that’s just disgusting.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 4 года назад +2

      Humus is some jewish ass bullshit, I dont know why anyone likes hummus so much. Its shit.

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

      Eu ando no e ela anda se a calcinha mostrando a b***** dos vídeoeu ando no que eu sou um homem e ela vai ser a calcinha parecida

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

      O dono e a lâmpada sem calcinha levantando a saia oferecendo a p******* o sapo que já viu ela levou ela levanta a saia abre as pernas e oferece para o cara ela assim que ela fez comigo eu ando no e ela levando da sem calcinha abrindo as pernas e levantando a saia oferecendo

  • @GripsGrips
    @GripsGrips 5 лет назад +3400

    Did you drink the squirt juice ? - Uncle Joey

    • @rhinoblessnyc8324
      @rhinoblessnyc8324 5 лет назад +8

      😃😁

    • @dingusbro925
      @dingusbro925 5 лет назад +22

      Grip100s Grip100s isn’t it basically urine tho? 🤢

    • @rhinoblessnyc8324
      @rhinoblessnyc8324 5 лет назад +20

      @@dingusbro925 Dude nope is not pee ,you hit the G spot it would burst out😊

    • @dr.ligmahnutts2993
      @dr.ligmahnutts2993 5 лет назад +5

      Jessy Rhino is it like the same stuff that makes the vagina wet? Like the same liquid? Always wondered what it was the whole pee thing bothered me a little😂😂ngl

    • @rudyroman5192
      @rudyroman5192 5 лет назад +62

      @@dr.ligmahnutts2993 it is piss lol. It comes from the urethra and is 100% piss

  • @bigcartelp4141
    @bigcartelp4141 5 лет назад +3150

    Lee reminds me of butters from South Park

  • @jacobvillarreal7289
    @jacobvillarreal7289 5 лет назад +957

    "Orange is the new purple" lmaooo

  • @fuzzy123238
    @fuzzy123238 5 лет назад +2517

    The only thing Lee’s ever made squirt is a ketchup bottle.

  • @Mr.Cynical92
    @Mr.Cynical92 3 года назад +825

    Lee: "Ass is disgusting."
    Joey: "So is hummus."
    Laughed my ass off.

    • @BeelzeJon
      @BeelzeJon 3 года назад +7

      TREMENDOUS

    • @TheKos2Kos
      @TheKos2Kos 2 года назад +15

      I can still remember where I was when I first had hummus. On a plane from miami to Cleveland summer 2007. Also had chipotle for the first time a day or so before that and qdoba for the first time a week or so after hummus for the first time. Also had indian food for the first time that summer. I'll never have a memory of what booty tastes like nor will anyone have a memory of what my booty taste like. Summer 2007 was lit though for me had my first Puerto Rican girlfriend that summer. My two favorite songs that summer were kanye cant tell me nothing and boozie and them wipe me down. What a random rant

    • @burgeranus5725
      @burgeranus5725 2 года назад +2

      @@TheKos2Kos loved reading this. Tremendous

    • @dirtygunslinger9835
      @dirtygunslinger9835 2 года назад

      on a recent pod Lee confirm he's now eating ass

    • @DattNinjaa
      @DattNinjaa Год назад

      I actually agree

  • @AlanNades
    @AlanNades 5 лет назад +819

    Everytime joey says *orange is the new purple* i burst out laughing

  • @nickelastic3026
    @nickelastic3026 5 лет назад +431

    This man said 2 FINGER LOUIE im done 😂

    • @alexanderwright3325
      @alexanderwright3325 3 года назад +6

      Thats a classic uncle joey

    • @missewe
      @missewe 2 года назад

      I like 88 Fingers Louie lol true story

  • @joshuadodd3484
    @joshuadodd3484 3 года назад +210

    “If you treat everything like you treat Hommus you’ll be alright” - Joey Diaz
    What a tremendous line

  • @bubba15bubba15
    @bubba15bubba15 5 лет назад +585

    Someone needs to put Lee on a diet, he’s beginning to look like one of characters from the mucinex commercials.

    • @jackburton6330
      @jackburton6330 5 лет назад +7

      lol it's just his posture... but yea

    • @TwinkeyDonutMan1
      @TwinkeyDonutMan1 5 лет назад +43

      uncle joeys voice and lee equal the mucinex germs

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 5 лет назад +3

      He's already on a contract. Hes doing one of those "I lost 400 pounds" Commercials. So he actually needs to gain a lot more weight first. Then BAM , payday!

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 5 лет назад +6

      you look like shit, why are you telling people what others look like?

    • @ArJayDM
      @ArJayDM 5 лет назад +9

      @@lean4real_11 cause hes not a fat fuck?

  • @JinMugen
    @JinMugen 5 лет назад +109

    I just like how Uncle Joey casually asked did you drink the squirt juice lmao 😂😂

  • @jamesaddison4609
    @jamesaddison4609 4 года назад +75

    “Too busy watching Orange is the new purple” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @yourthebest7942
    @yourthebest7942 5 лет назад +448

    I’ve come across one squirter in my life. I must say it was TREMENDOUS !!

    • @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS
      @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS 5 лет назад +75

      You got pissed on...

    • @imperatorvictix.444
      @imperatorvictix.444 5 лет назад +82

      Not when you own the bed and are married to her. After 8 years of messes it gets...less exciting.

    • @bluemiles7860
      @bluemiles7860 5 лет назад +20

      Imperator Victix.
      Mess sch-mess 😂
      Bring someone new in the house and make em squirt, excitement goes right back up

    • @nickgavis0305
      @nickgavis0305 5 лет назад +5

      Florida Man lmao

    • @nickgavis0305
      @nickgavis0305 5 лет назад +2

      Your the Best how’d it taste?

  • @Yensid99
    @Yensid99 5 лет назад +133

    “Drop her off at the LA zoo” i was dying when he said that

  • @janis0085
    @janis0085 2 года назад +23

    Joey impersonating Lee is gold 😂

  • @huntersmith8477
    @huntersmith8477 3 года назад +30

    “Did you drink the squirt juice?” 😂😂😭☠️

  • @therecklessengineer5796
    @therecklessengineer5796 4 года назад +27

    He said “no thank you” like it was up for grabs 😂

  • @itsameyaboi
    @itsameyaboi 5 лет назад +144

    First 5 seconds:
    *Well, I got everything I needed here*

    • @DereksDichotomy
      @DereksDichotomy 4 года назад +5

      We're looking at the approximate equivalent of a reverse clickbait video. Welcome to Uncle Joey's Instant Gratification Station. Nookie cookies never tasted so sweet.

  • @koffinkat666
    @koffinkat666 5 лет назад +756

    Notice how Lee won't put himself on camera much anymore

    • @alejandromavarez164
      @alejandromavarez164 5 лет назад +142

      koffinkat666 he’s ashamed of the crazy shit he’s saying

    • @seanhenrynewman5181
      @seanhenrynewman5181 5 лет назад +229

      He is letting himself go, hopefully not gonna go as crazy with him as Joey Diaz did in his age

    • @ANGRYGREEKMANYO
      @ANGRYGREEKMANYO 5 лет назад +2

      @@seanhenrynewman5181 LOL

    • @koffinkat666
      @koffinkat666 5 лет назад +12

      @@93toinfinity71 Do you KNOW that's why or are you assuming? I think you are right either way

    • @majikjuggalo
      @majikjuggalo 5 лет назад +13

      I best its the Uncle Fester's gay brother comments

  • @liftedlegend710
    @liftedlegend710 5 лет назад +652

    Lee needs to lose some weight his head and neck are fusing together

    • @mauricelangley5033
      @mauricelangley5033 5 лет назад +15

      😂😂 Stop it!!

    • @imperatorvictix.444
      @imperatorvictix.444 5 лет назад +11

      Must be those odd eating habits.

    • @PabloDon27
      @PabloDon27 5 лет назад +21

      Damions LiftedLife it’s all that Humus

    • @hereandnow8578
      @hereandnow8578 5 лет назад +4

      Lees starting to look like ram-man from he-man

    • @DJFaNaTiiC
      @DJFaNaTiiC 5 лет назад +1

      TNE it’s also what he’s not doing. He never works out

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 4 года назад +18

    “The chicks were skinny, the mccdonalds had no burgers”

  • @TheRedbattler
    @TheRedbattler 5 лет назад +67

    Yo this is the most lucid I've ever seen Lee in one of these clips

    • @LUImusic856
      @LUImusic856 5 лет назад +2

      Mk ultra

    • @allanjim3
      @allanjim3 4 года назад +2

      it’s probably feeding time soon ... they’ll put him in his cage with a few baby pigs. by now his jaw can unhinge like a python and Lee just swallows them whole. ____🐖🐖_🐍___

  • @arshedfazal
    @arshedfazal 5 лет назад +68

    'Orange is the new purple' - Jose Diaz

  • @dizzydwarf2366
    @dizzydwarf2366 4 года назад +23

    Why did i read this as "lee loves squirrels" im 8 min in wondering when tf they gonna talk about squirrels 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jgreg95
    @jgreg95 5 лет назад +189

    The last few seconds where Joey is Imitating Lee, lol 😂. A hilarious skit would be Joey taking Lee taking Lee to one of those places and Joey being like a boxing trainer for sex. Every few minutes you hear a bell, they take a break he sits Lee on a stool and tells he how’s he’s getting killed out there and what he’s got to do. That back and forth conversation would be comedy gold, lol.

    • @ExodusTheProphet
      @ExodusTheProphet 5 лет назад +1

      But Theo Von instead because fuck lee

    • @poo4298
      @poo4298 5 лет назад +2

      " mmhhhaaaa , I'm trying uncle joey, I did all of that but I don't like the ass, it is too dirty..... hummmmaaaaa i'm going to put in three fingers and press my thumb on her clitoris, i don't think it's going to wor....k" -Little Gumba voice over.

    • @poo4298
      @poo4298 5 лет назад +3

      " Lee, if you don't shut your jew hummus loving neck I am going to throw you out of the ring, It works you little Gumba!, Don't give me none of that, uhmm uhmm I I I think this doesn't go in that because ummm it's so dirty, you don't think Dick!!.. get your hummus breath in there and get to stabbin that ass, if you think again I am going to throw in the towel and take care of the pussy juice myself Like the Cuban Docta I am!! Le meto la Pinga!" Joey Diaz Voice over.

    • @joesheridan9451
      @joesheridan9451 5 лет назад +2

      @@ExodusTheProphet no that would destroy the concept. Has to be lee because he's a total melt that needs help in everything lol

    • @grantpotter7609
      @grantpotter7609 5 лет назад +1

      aaa im not gonna eat her ass

  • @marquismasse8388
    @marquismasse8388 5 лет назад +165

    “Did you drink the squirt juice”

  • @iamediblekunt485
    @iamediblekunt485 3 года назад +8

    I’m so high right now and hearing him say that ladies cat looked like t had been shot by a CANNON BALL LMFAOOOOO ‼️ hilarious

  • @richierich62697
    @richierich62697 5 лет назад +28

    First time around I read the title as
    “Lee loves Squirrels”

  • @soundc10wn
    @soundc10wn 5 лет назад +21

    "Thats like a mushroom trip" lmfao ok lee

    • @josephwidak1408
      @josephwidak1408 3 года назад +3

      For real what kinda mushrooms was he taking 🤣

  • @Koedean
    @Koedean Год назад +9

    Joey's the best story teller ive ever come across in my life, could listen to him talk for hours 😂

  • @BMF_Network
    @BMF_Network 4 года назад +10

    Her FEET!! IT WAS LIKE THEY WALKED HER FROM OREGON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

  • @PhatQunt445
    @PhatQunt445 5 лет назад +232

    When did Joe Rogan gain so much weight?

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 5 лет назад +7

      LOL

    • @crockybird3287
      @crockybird3287 5 лет назад +6

      Ikr I haven't seen Lee in a while,when the camera went on him I nearly fell out my bed

  • @johnmcdonald1237
    @johnmcdonald1237 5 лет назад +10

    Classic church sermon! Tremendous!

  • @matingle8090
    @matingle8090 5 лет назад +6

    Joeys one of Americas treasures straight to the point NO FUKIN AROUND.HONEST TO THE BONE.

  • @lifeofrazor
    @lifeofrazor 4 года назад +8

    Been watching your videos all day man!! So so funny and very real keep it up joey

  • @WhateverForever
    @WhateverForever 5 лет назад +196

    Why does lee not put the camera on him

    • @IroquoisPliskin7
      @IroquoisPliskin7 5 лет назад +71

      Because he doesn't fit in the frame anymore

    • @danielduke6360
      @danielduke6360 3 года назад +171

      Because everyone judges and talks shit about him like the dumb fuck that just commented on here ^

    • @Ropey
      @Ropey 3 года назад +13

      @@danielduke6360they all ignore his jokes, they are so good dude

    • @monehget
      @monehget 3 года назад +4

      Deathstars

    • @user-nu4tm8fi2p
      @user-nu4tm8fi2p 3 года назад +9

      Shy probably insecure too how high Joey has him lol

  • @crazypills88
    @crazypills88 10 месяцев назад +3

    Bro it's not even 1 minute in and I'm already dead. Did you drink the squirt juice? 😂😂😂

  • @carlosblandino2883
    @carlosblandino2883 5 лет назад +6

    great topics joey.love the honesty.....my man!

  • @wolverinee
    @wolverinee 4 года назад +9

    “Drop her off at the LA Zoo” 😂😂😂😂

  • @theavstronavtzlowlife8607
    @theavstronavtzlowlife8607 5 лет назад +10

    Joey is a great Mentor...and Lee could learn a lot from him. Greetings from Austria
    👌🏻👨🏻‍🚀👍🏻

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 5 лет назад +11

    Orange is the new purple hahah this man is tremendous

  • @citadel5835
    @citadel5835 5 лет назад +262

    holy christ did lee just eat another lee

    • @Daniel-sz2lq
      @Daniel-sz2lq 5 лет назад +7

      this killed me off. I'm now currently sat trying to hold back my laughing in a silent office. gg

    • @trapgambino6819
      @trapgambino6819 5 лет назад +5

      Daniel easy to please u eh

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 5 лет назад

      @@trapgambino6819 Get pleasure by watching others attain pleasure, eh ?

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 5 лет назад

      you are a loser and youre not funny

    • @carlcarlson3958
      @carlcarlson3958 5 лет назад +2

      sky dude the truths the truth can handle it then get out of the comments pussy

  • @EvanDD0127
    @EvanDD0127 Год назад +2

    So many good words of wisdom from Uncle Joey in this clip.

  • @str8904
    @str8904 5 лет назад +9

    Not even 10 seconds into Lee getting asked the question and Joey is like "did she squirt in your face" lmaoooo

  • @beornshelley6772
    @beornshelley6772 5 лет назад +8

    That title alone deserves every like on RUclips 😂😂👀

  • @BillMcSwain
    @BillMcSwain 5 лет назад +5

    "You know...none of that shit really turns me on."
    I'm dying!😂😂😂

  • @missewe
    @missewe 2 года назад +2

    Gawd I love this honest and necessary convo haha

  • @maxroy5246
    @maxroy5246 3 года назад +20

    I’ve never heard Lee so articulate 🤣

  • @DaUsed1989
    @DaUsed1989 4 года назад +4

    Your a legend mate, I’d kill to see one of your shows.

  • @carl1212
    @carl1212 4 года назад +18

    Hahahaha I love how disgusted Joey sounds when he talks about that girl's feet at 7:36.

  • @mrhello2460
    @mrhello2460 5 лет назад +10

    “That sounds like a mushroom trip” lol

  • @walterplasencia7606
    @walterplasencia7606 3 года назад +2

    “Your too busy watching orange is the new purple” 😂

  • @chakrazoo
    @chakrazoo 5 лет назад +38

    mumbles "thats good to know"- Lee

  • @andrewtrask9650
    @andrewtrask9650 5 лет назад +10

    Just when you think joey has seen it all he says some shit like this keep up the good work joey!!

  • @SpeechMinion
    @SpeechMinion 4 года назад

    This shit floored me! Thank God you’re still at it

  • @infamousn
    @infamousn 2 года назад +2

    7:36 the way he said "her feet" had me rolling

  • @LiveHIPHOP318
    @LiveHIPHOP318 3 года назад +6

    "Drop her off at the LA zoo" lol

  • @adamburdt8794
    @adamburdt8794 5 лет назад +9

    I gotta say, I've been a Lee critic, but this is him at his best. He seems to be getting cooler

  • @dudeb9168
    @dudeb9168 5 лет назад

    Yay! a new joy Diaz clip!!!

  • @lilUZI080
    @lilUZI080 5 лет назад +2

    Joey is a savage i love it! LMAO

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад +74

    Lee is like Season 1 Morty

  • @MBeist-vi7ho
    @MBeist-vi7ho 4 года назад +4

    Los Angeles is literally hell on Earth 😂

  • @chaseandrews9354
    @chaseandrews9354 5 лет назад +78

    every time joey opens his mouth i feel like i should wash my ears with soap

  • @alexdelux2254
    @alexdelux2254 5 лет назад

    Uncle Joey your descriptions are the BEST

    • @alexdelux2254
      @alexdelux2254 5 лет назад

      Her pussy looked like it had been shot. Ahahaha fkkn hilarious man. Keep that kinda shit coming cuz it’s fkkn great

  • @yungsorrow5896
    @yungsorrow5896 4 года назад +7

    They walked her from Oregon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @plaguex1
    @plaguex1 5 лет назад +7

    Lee is loving it around 8:00 hahaha

    • @v.s.v.p4792
      @v.s.v.p4792 5 лет назад +4

      The little sounds he makes in the background are hilarious hahahah 😂

  • @breh4141
    @breh4141 4 года назад

    Oh man I love this :)

  • @DaIIasCowboyFan
    @DaIIasCowboyFan 5 лет назад +1

    We need more Lee cam!!!!

  • @mattmccartney5996
    @mattmccartney5996 5 лет назад +5

    Lee doesn't worry about a squirter drowning him. His head comes with its own hummus filled inner tube. He's drown-proofed liked a boss!

  • @gerardohuizar9846
    @gerardohuizar9846 3 года назад +6

    I miss the Church Of What's Happening Now. 💔

  • @pyro7358
    @pyro7358 2 года назад +1

    The great minds of our time discussing.

  • @Guimo369
    @Guimo369 3 года назад +1

    "Why would you watch that, you're too busy watching orange is the new purple"...HAHAHA

  • @justinmedina2969
    @justinmedina2969 4 года назад +20

    Note to self don’t
    Marry a girl from LA💀💀💀

    • @evilmemeboi6160
      @evilmemeboi6160 3 года назад +2

      They’re annoying, high maintenance but put out easily 🤭 that society praises female sexuality

  • @amoney315
    @amoney315 5 лет назад +40

    Lee is Stuart from Beavis and Butthead

  • @Cutekitty12417
    @Cutekitty12417 2 года назад +1

    Lee's laugh is a great alarm clock sound

  • @aloverby6019
    @aloverby6019 3 года назад

    i laughed so hard at this title

  • @paulthompson7139
    @paulthompson7139 5 лет назад +17

    Lee ur slowly turning into joeys twin.lol.seriously tho great team and great pod cast

  • @iateyourkeysandyourwallet1380
    @iateyourkeysandyourwallet1380 5 лет назад +24

    After hearing Diaz talk I realize that iam exactly the same kind of freak in bed like him. 2 finger loui and everything.

  • @cymoney2657
    @cymoney2657 4 года назад +1

    It tickles😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paddy6891
    @paddy6891 4 года назад +2

    “Drop her off at the LA Zoo!” Hahha

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 5 лет назад +4

    Joey has officially turned Lee into a Savage

  • @rayhenry69
    @rayhenry69 5 лет назад +9

    You guys are some funny fuckers. Keep up the great work . PEACE.

  • @MATERNATION92x
    @MATERNATION92x 5 лет назад

    Reminds me of the old church
    Good times

  • @superpulaski9767
    @superpulaski9767 5 лет назад +1

    A man of culture

  • @doccjohnson
    @doccjohnson 5 лет назад +9

    Two finger Louie Hahahahaha.
    Thats going on a tee shirt

  • @mrshhh7841
    @mrshhh7841 5 лет назад +12

    When I first read the title of this podcast I thought it said “Lee loves Squirrels”.

  • @zfour814
    @zfour814 2 года назад

    Lmao the end

  • @LiamR90
    @LiamR90 4 года назад

    Lee is my spirit animal.

  • @michaelrhodes6730
    @michaelrhodes6730 Год назад +5

    Joey at 13:16 LMAO

  • @roozealand5791
    @roozealand5791 5 лет назад +5

    Just the title and thumbnail made me chuckle

  • @Elwedow
    @Elwedow Год назад +1

    lee said it with NO hesitation

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 3 года назад

    joeys impression of lee is priceless

  • @electricvoyager
    @electricvoyager 3 года назад +3

    Lee has me dead asl😂 “that sounds like an acid trip”

  • @Ox78
    @Ox78 4 года назад +4

    13:34 the funniest part 😂

  • @persianprincep5370
    @persianprincep5370 4 года назад

    You were too busy watching orange is the new purple.😂😂

  • @LlamaBearMan
    @LlamaBearMan 2 года назад

    Oh how I miss this podcast.

  • @beckylopez1604
    @beckylopez1604 4 года назад +3

    1:42 Orange is the new purple lmao

  • @havoc467
    @havoc467 5 лет назад +8

    Jesus i clicked on the video thinking it said "squirrels" boy was i suprised

  • @WAYG4Life
    @WAYG4Life 4 года назад +1

    5:14 had me dying 😂

  • @007REAPER007
    @007REAPER007 5 лет назад +2

    Feet looking like a prehistoric river bed :P