The Church of What's Happening Now Episode 678 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Chelsea Skidmore • The Church Of What's H... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
O dono e a lâmpada sem calcinha levantando a saia oferecendo a p******* o sapo que já viu ela levou ela levanta a saia abre as pernas e oferece para o cara ela assim que ela fez comigo eu ando no e ela levando da sem calcinha abrindo as pernas e levantando a saia oferecendo
Jessy Rhino is it like the same stuff that makes the vagina wet? Like the same liquid? Always wondered what it was the whole pee thing bothered me a little😂😂ngl
I can still remember where I was when I first had hummus. On a plane from miami to Cleveland summer 2007. Also had chipotle for the first time a day or so before that and qdoba for the first time a week or so after hummus for the first time. Also had indian food for the first time that summer. I'll never have a memory of what booty tastes like nor will anyone have a memory of what my booty taste like. Summer 2007 was lit though for me had my first Puerto Rican girlfriend that summer. My two favorite songs that summer were kanye cant tell me nothing and boozie and them wipe me down. What a random rant
He's already on a contract. Hes doing one of those "I lost 400 pounds" Commercials. So he actually needs to gain a lot more weight first. Then BAM , payday!
We're looking at the approximate equivalent of a reverse clickbait video. Welcome to Uncle Joey's Instant Gratification Station. Nookie cookies never tasted so sweet.
it’s probably feeding time soon ... they’ll put him in his cage with a few baby pigs. by now his jaw can unhinge like a python and Lee just swallows them whole. ____🐖🐖_🐍___
The last few seconds where Joey is Imitating Lee, lol 😂. A hilarious skit would be Joey taking Lee taking Lee to one of those places and Joey being like a boxing trainer for sex. Every few minutes you hear a bell, they take a break he sits Lee on a stool and tells he how’s he’s getting killed out there and what he’s got to do. That back and forth conversation would be comedy gold, lol.
" mmhhhaaaa , I'm trying uncle joey, I did all of that but I don't like the ass, it is too dirty..... hummmmaaaaa i'm going to put in three fingers and press my thumb on her clitoris, i don't think it's going to wor....k" -Little Gumba voice over.
" Lee, if you don't shut your jew hummus loving neck I am going to throw you out of the ring, It works you little Gumba!, Don't give me none of that, uhmm uhmm I I I think this doesn't go in that because ummm it's so dirty, you don't think Dick!!.. get your hummus breath in there and get to stabbin that ass, if you think again I am going to throw in the towel and take care of the pussy juice myself Like the Cuban Docta I am!! Le meto la Pinga!" Joey Diaz Voice over.
“If you’d treat everything like you do Humus”
Joeys sage advice........ Tremendous
lee: "well ass is disgusting "
joey'" .. so is hummus"
LMFAOOOOOO HHAHAHAHA
Raoul Duke but if her feet are dirty that’s just disgusting.
Humus is some jewish ass bullshit, I dont know why anyone likes hummus so much. Its shit.
Eu ando no e ela anda se a calcinha mostrando a b***** dos vídeoeu ando no que eu sou um homem e ela vai ser a calcinha parecida
O dono e a lâmpada sem calcinha levantando a saia oferecendo a p******* o sapo que já viu ela levou ela levanta a saia abre as pernas e oferece para o cara ela assim que ela fez comigo eu ando no e ela levando da sem calcinha abrindo as pernas e levantando a saia oferecendo
Did you drink the squirt juice ? - Uncle Joey
😃😁
Grip100s Grip100s isn’t it basically urine tho? 🤢
@@dingusbro925 Dude nope is not pee ,you hit the G spot it would burst out😊
Jessy Rhino is it like the same stuff that makes the vagina wet? Like the same liquid? Always wondered what it was the whole pee thing bothered me a little😂😂ngl
@@dr.ligmahnutts2993 it is piss lol. It comes from the urethra and is 100% piss
Lee reminds me of butters from South Park
Butters is even more street wise than Lee...
Butters + Tweek = Lee
Butters reminds me of Lee from here
Lee
Is
The
Best
Or Morty
"Orange is the new purple" lmaooo
LOL I died
Jacob Villarreal
“Red is the Purple Orange” - Uncle Joey
screaming
oap
“Whatever the fuck it’s called....”😂
The only thing Lee’s ever made squirt is a ketchup bottle.
LMFAOOOOO
Holy fuk m8
WOW HILARIOUS
Humus bottle*
😂😂
Lee: "Ass is disgusting."
Joey: "So is hummus."
Laughed my ass off.
TREMENDOUS
I can still remember where I was when I first had hummus. On a plane from miami to Cleveland summer 2007. Also had chipotle for the first time a day or so before that and qdoba for the first time a week or so after hummus for the first time. Also had indian food for the first time that summer. I'll never have a memory of what booty tastes like nor will anyone have a memory of what my booty taste like. Summer 2007 was lit though for me had my first Puerto Rican girlfriend that summer. My two favorite songs that summer were kanye cant tell me nothing and boozie and them wipe me down. What a random rant
@@TheKos2Kos loved reading this. Tremendous
on a recent pod Lee confirm he's now eating ass
I actually agree
Everytime joey says *orange is the new purple* i burst out laughing
Last time he called it " red is the purple orange " 😂😂
Lool
Kinda makes sense when you think of it
Same bro
ferozmtc i laughed so hard man
This man said 2 FINGER LOUIE im done 😂
Thats a classic uncle joey
I like 88 Fingers Louie lol true story
“If you treat everything like you treat Hommus you’ll be alright” - Joey Diaz
What a tremendous line
Someone needs to put Lee on a diet, he’s beginning to look like one of characters from the mucinex commercials.
lol it's just his posture... but yea
uncle joeys voice and lee equal the mucinex germs
He's already on a contract. Hes doing one of those "I lost 400 pounds" Commercials. So he actually needs to gain a lot more weight first. Then BAM , payday!
you look like shit, why are you telling people what others look like?
@@lean4real_11 cause hes not a fat fuck?
I just like how Uncle Joey casually asked did you drink the squirt juice lmao 😂😂
“Too busy watching Orange is the new purple” 💀💀💀💀💀
I’ve come across one squirter in my life. I must say it was TREMENDOUS !!
You got pissed on...
Not when you own the bed and are married to her. After 8 years of messes it gets...less exciting.
Imperator Victix.
Mess sch-mess 😂
Bring someone new in the house and make em squirt, excitement goes right back up
Florida Man lmao
Your the Best how’d it taste?
“Drop her off at the LA zoo” i was dying when he said that
Joey impersonating Lee is gold 😂
“Did you drink the squirt juice?” 😂😂😭☠️
He said “no thank you” like it was up for grabs 😂
First 5 seconds:
*Well, I got everything I needed here*
We're looking at the approximate equivalent of a reverse clickbait video. Welcome to Uncle Joey's Instant Gratification Station. Nookie cookies never tasted so sweet.
Notice how Lee won't put himself on camera much anymore
koffinkat666 he’s ashamed of the crazy shit he’s saying
He is letting himself go, hopefully not gonna go as crazy with him as Joey Diaz did in his age
@@seanhenrynewman5181 LOL
@@93toinfinity71 Do you KNOW that's why or are you assuming? I think you are right either way
I best its the Uncle Fester's gay brother comments
Lee needs to lose some weight his head and neck are fusing together
😂😂 Stop it!!
Must be those odd eating habits.
Damions LiftedLife it’s all that Humus
Lees starting to look like ram-man from he-man
TNE it’s also what he’s not doing. He never works out
“The chicks were skinny, the mccdonalds had no burgers”
Yo this is the most lucid I've ever seen Lee in one of these clips
Mk ultra
it’s probably feeding time soon ... they’ll put him in his cage with a few baby pigs. by now his jaw can unhinge like a python and Lee just swallows them whole. ____🐖🐖_🐍___
'Orange is the new purple' - Jose Diaz
Why did i read this as "lee loves squirrels" im 8 min in wondering when tf they gonna talk about squirrels 🤣🤣🤣
The last few seconds where Joey is Imitating Lee, lol 😂. A hilarious skit would be Joey taking Lee taking Lee to one of those places and Joey being like a boxing trainer for sex. Every few minutes you hear a bell, they take a break he sits Lee on a stool and tells he how’s he’s getting killed out there and what he’s got to do. That back and forth conversation would be comedy gold, lol.
But Theo Von instead because fuck lee
" mmhhhaaaa , I'm trying uncle joey, I did all of that but I don't like the ass, it is too dirty..... hummmmaaaaa i'm going to put in three fingers and press my thumb on her clitoris, i don't think it's going to wor....k" -Little Gumba voice over.
" Lee, if you don't shut your jew hummus loving neck I am going to throw you out of the ring, It works you little Gumba!, Don't give me none of that, uhmm uhmm I I I think this doesn't go in that because ummm it's so dirty, you don't think Dick!!.. get your hummus breath in there and get to stabbin that ass, if you think again I am going to throw in the towel and take care of the pussy juice myself Like the Cuban Docta I am!! Le meto la Pinga!" Joey Diaz Voice over.
@@ExodusTheProphet no that would destroy the concept. Has to be lee because he's a total melt that needs help in everything lol
aaa im not gonna eat her ass
“Did you drink the squirt juice”
I do every fucking time uncle coco
I’m so high right now and hearing him say that ladies cat looked like t had been shot by a CANNON BALL LMFAOOOOO ‼️ hilarious
First time around I read the title as
“Lee loves Squirrels”
"Thats like a mushroom trip" lmfao ok lee
For real what kinda mushrooms was he taking 🤣
Joey's the best story teller ive ever come across in my life, could listen to him talk for hours 😂
Her FEET!! IT WAS LIKE THEY WALKED HER FROM OREGON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
When did Joe Rogan gain so much weight?
LOL
Ikr I haven't seen Lee in a while,when the camera went on him I nearly fell out my bed
Classic church sermon! Tremendous!
Joeys one of Americas treasures straight to the point NO FUKIN AROUND.HONEST TO THE BONE.
Been watching your videos all day man!! So so funny and very real keep it up joey
Why does lee not put the camera on him
Because he doesn't fit in the frame anymore
Because everyone judges and talks shit about him like the dumb fuck that just commented on here ^
@@danielduke6360they all ignore his jokes, they are so good dude
Deathstars
Shy probably insecure too how high Joey has him lol
Bro it's not even 1 minute in and I'm already dead. Did you drink the squirt juice? 😂😂😂
great topics joey.love the honesty.....my man!
“Drop her off at the LA Zoo” 😂😂😂😂
Joey is a great Mentor...and Lee could learn a lot from him. Greetings from Austria
👌🏻👨🏻🚀👍🏻
Orange is the new purple hahah this man is tremendous
holy christ did lee just eat another lee
this killed me off. I'm now currently sat trying to hold back my laughing in a silent office. gg
Daniel easy to please u eh
@@trapgambino6819 Get pleasure by watching others attain pleasure, eh ?
you are a loser and youre not funny
sky dude the truths the truth can handle it then get out of the comments pussy
So many good words of wisdom from Uncle Joey in this clip.
Not even 10 seconds into Lee getting asked the question and Joey is like "did she squirt in your face" lmaoooo
That title alone deserves every like on RUclips 😂😂👀
"You know...none of that shit really turns me on."
I'm dying!😂😂😂
Gawd I love this honest and necessary convo haha
I’ve never heard Lee so articulate 🤣
Your a legend mate, I’d kill to see one of your shows.
Hahahaha I love how disgusted Joey sounds when he talks about that girl's feet at 7:36.
“That sounds like a mushroom trip” lol
I died when he said that
“Your too busy watching orange is the new purple” 😂
mumbles "thats good to know"- Lee
Just when you think joey has seen it all he says some shit like this keep up the good work joey!!
This shit floored me! Thank God you’re still at it
7:36 the way he said "her feet" had me rolling
"Drop her off at the LA zoo" lol
I gotta say, I've been a Lee critic, but this is him at his best. He seems to be getting cooler
Yay! a new joy Diaz clip!!!
Joey is a savage i love it! LMAO
Lee is like Season 1 Morty
Los Angeles is literally hell on Earth 😂
every time joey opens his mouth i feel like i should wash my ears with soap
It's like he's got the suds
ÀHhhhhh true
Uncle Joey your descriptions are the BEST
Her pussy looked like it had been shot. Ahahaha fkkn hilarious man. Keep that kinda shit coming cuz it’s fkkn great
They walked her from Oregon 🤣🤣🤣
Lee is loving it around 8:00 hahaha
The little sounds he makes in the background are hilarious hahahah 😂
Oh man I love this :)
We need more Lee cam!!!!
Lee doesn't worry about a squirter drowning him. His head comes with its own hummus filled inner tube. He's drown-proofed liked a boss!
💀💀💀😂😂😂
I miss the Church Of What's Happening Now. 💔
The great minds of our time discussing.
"Why would you watch that, you're too busy watching orange is the new purple"...HAHAHA
Note to self don’t
Marry a girl from LA💀💀💀
They’re annoying, high maintenance but put out easily 🤭 that society praises female sexuality
Lee is Stuart from Beavis and Butthead
Oh shit, accurate
Lee's laugh is a great alarm clock sound
i laughed so hard at this title
Lee ur slowly turning into joeys twin.lol.seriously tho great team and great pod cast
After hearing Diaz talk I realize that iam exactly the same kind of freak in bed like him. 2 finger loui and everything.
It tickles😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Drop her off at the LA Zoo!” Hahha
Joey has officially turned Lee into a Savage
On mommsss!!!
You guys are some funny fuckers. Keep up the great work . PEACE.
Reminds me of the old church
Good times
A man of culture
Two finger Louie Hahahahaha.
Thats going on a tee shirt
When I first read the title of this podcast I thought it said “Lee loves Squirrels”.
Lmao the end
Lee is my spirit animal.
Joey at 13:16 LMAO
Just the title and thumbnail made me chuckle
lee said it with NO hesitation
joeys impression of lee is priceless
Lee has me dead asl😂 “that sounds like an acid trip”
13:34 the funniest part 😂
You were too busy watching orange is the new purple.😂😂
Oh how I miss this podcast.
1:42 Orange is the new purple lmao
Jesus i clicked on the video thinking it said "squirrels" boy was i suprised
havoc467 dude I thought the same
5:14 had me dying 😂
Feet looking like a prehistoric river bed :P