Joey Diaz's Prison Friend "Chicken Hawk"

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • TCOWHN #522
    Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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Комментарии • 842

  • @akashpatel-lx2np
    @akashpatel-lx2np 5 лет назад +1171

    lee"he worked in the kitchen at the car dealership?!" haha

    • @ummmOk
      @ummmOk 5 лет назад +9

      🤣🤣

    • @robertmirabilio5356
      @robertmirabilio5356 5 лет назад +7

      akash patel I Subscribed!!! I get bummed 🙁 when I see no subscribers!!!

    • @danijelb.3384
      @danijelb.3384 5 лет назад +5

      I was done 😂

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 года назад +8

      The timeline got mixed up.

    • @ezewright3297
      @ezewright3297 4 года назад +14

      Lee def had a low IQ. If this comment doesn't prove it. He left Joey show early, too become a comic. Smh

  • @leethejuggler1486
    @leethejuggler1486 Год назад +335

    I love how it takes Lee half of the story to understand that this is happening in a prison and not a car dealership 😂

    • @Lucifer-mj7vj
      @Lucifer-mj7vj Год назад +3

      A chicken hawk is a hawk that hunts chickens, he probably prayed on weak people. Not to say chickens are weak lol you should see them fight

    • @studlymcstudburger
      @studlymcstudburger Год назад +1

      @bina nocht Lee Syatt, take a lot of getting used to.

    • @wadek7573
      @wadek7573 Год назад

      Best part forsure lol

    • @boffyboydj
      @boffyboydj Год назад

      Presenting skills -100

    • @austinmortgage
      @austinmortgage Год назад

      He would not shut up the whole time

  • @chazatlas
    @chazatlas 5 лет назад +308

    Joey has a ball itch @10:02, the scratch is so good he goes blank. That’s gold.

    • @johnarmstrong1366
      @johnarmstrong1366 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahaha I’m crying bro

    • @haulastro764
      @haulastro764 3 года назад +9

      That is that Nirvana dog scratch that you never want to end.

    • @luckymark0
      @luckymark0 2 года назад +12

      If you click on that timestamp you’re a momo

    • @ayylmao8045
      @ayylmao8045 Год назад +1

      a Bwol itch

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 Год назад +1

      @@luckymark0 i replayed it many times hehe

  • @johntaylor7496
    @johntaylor7496 5 лет назад +382

    "You mean a caterer?" Lee always comes through like a boss.

  • @Mr.Strickland410
    @Mr.Strickland410 5 лет назад +681

    Joeys laugh sounds like a car starting 😂

    • @VodkaSoda
      @VodkaSoda 5 лет назад +30

      A "1986" car

    • @GabRiel-pb3ye
      @GabRiel-pb3ye 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahaha funny shit man

    • @Remo_1997
      @Remo_1997 5 лет назад +8

      Jonathan Menjivar reminds me of my first motorbike trying to start in the winter 😂

    • @josephmestauskas6612
      @josephmestauskas6612 4 года назад +2

      I choked on my dinner reading this

    • @me14784
      @me14784 4 года назад +1

      Somebody clean this man's carb!

  • @TomCL-vb6xc
    @TomCL-vb6xc 5 лет назад +272

    iPro pad hahahaha

  • @chrismiles8330
    @chrismiles8330 5 лет назад +510

    Lee is Joe Rogan if Joe Rogan didn't quit playing Quake

    • @bluespartaninc
      @bluespartaninc 5 лет назад +7

      Quake is the shit

    • @timstarmer5242
      @timstarmer5242 4 года назад +34

      It's true, rogan just got super lucky with podcasting. His guests make his podcast worth watching.

    • @arthurfonzarelli9828
      @arthurfonzarelli9828 4 года назад

      Haha that is hilarious

    • @arthurfonzarelli9828
      @arthurfonzarelli9828 4 года назад +27

      @@timstarmer5242the fact he's very open minded without an agenda and he has knowledge of odd things that lots of folks don't is what really makes his show so popular

    • @timstarmer5242
      @timstarmer5242 4 года назад +13

      @@arthurfonzarelli9828 you are wrong, hes extremely biased to what he wants to hear, and what knowledge does he have other than mma?

  • @Skeeter_Sociation
    @Skeeter_Sociation 5 лет назад +252

    Nobody:
    Joey Diaz: In 1986 I did a lot of coke in Boulder

    • @ummmOk
      @ummmOk 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertmirabilio5356
      @robertmirabilio5356 5 лет назад +3

      Skeeter Sociation had to Subscribe!! Saw ya had zero!!

    • @cain2kill
      @cain2kill 5 лет назад +17

      In Joey's words "fucken gentiles with these memes"

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 5 лет назад +12

      Skeeter Sociation Joey “I knew a guy that got his dick sucked by a dude with ice cubes in his mouth” Diaz

  • @The_dude94
    @The_dude94 4 года назад +53

    "He worked in a kitchen at the car dealership?" Damnit Lee, get with the program!

  • @Pissoff915
    @Pissoff915 4 года назад +58

    That goblin slorp of water kills me every time 😂

  • @martinlouis911
    @martinlouis911 5 лет назад +99

    anybody else old as dirt like me and instantly think of Foghorn Leghorn and the Chicken Hawk lmao

    • @calwiggums3319
      @calwiggums3319 5 лет назад +6

      I assure you; your not alone bro. I actually assumed the same regarding the title.
      _Peace&JahBless_

    • @pjhosa3987
      @pjhosa3987 5 лет назад +8

      No...I thought it said prison fried chicken LOL!!!!!!! I was trying to get some new recipes!!!!!!!!

    • @darboboyle693
      @darboboyle693 5 лет назад +10

      well i say i say boi

    • @TACT1LE
      @TACT1LE 5 лет назад +2

      I am 😂

    • @grantmacdougall3961
      @grantmacdougall3961 5 лет назад +2

      Yup that's all I had in my mind most of the story.....

  • @prpllettuce1420
    @prpllettuce1420 4 года назад +20

    We’re over here in 2020 with iPad Pros and Joey’s over there in 2049 with the iPro Pad.

  • @aleiterful
    @aleiterful 5 лет назад +29

    “I did acid with the librarian. I got a little ball itch.”

    • @aleiterful
      @aleiterful 2 года назад

      Oh hey, past me. Didn’t even know you were there!

  • @reddvapesadvocates9737
    @reddvapesadvocates9737 4 года назад +15

    The guy Joey Diaz was referring to is Dennis "DJ" Johnson he played for the Celtics in the 70s & 80s I went to his basketball camp in the 90s his son is like 5'6 and could 360 dunk but DJ was a great point guard defensively and good at distributing the ball to the likes of Larry Bird Kevin McHale and Robert Parish

  • @jessejames2546
    @jessejames2546 5 лет назад +7

    Nothing like checking RUclips & finding a Diaz upload I’d missed

  • @xMarlin13x
    @xMarlin13x 5 лет назад +14

    7:00 "Caterers?" 😂😂😂

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 4 года назад +17

    When lee asked “was this at the car dealership” I wanted to throw my tablet

  • @hustonswanson4106
    @hustonswanson4106 4 года назад +15

    Joey "I got a little ball itch there" Diaz"

  • @matthewshepard695
    @matthewshepard695 5 лет назад +9

    Dennis Johnson is who Joey is thinking of he was a point guard for the Celtics back in the 80'S he had freckles RIP DJ you will always be missed

  • @Stinckyfatmama
    @Stinckyfatmama 3 года назад +4

    The fact Joey Diaz called Windows “mirrors” is a whole other story we need to hear.

  • @leeprice4038
    @leeprice4038 5 лет назад +70

    Joey: What am i gonna do drink with a bunch of dudes all night??
    Joey cont: So I was doing acid with this black christian dude and this other guy..... THE LOGIC😂😂😂

    • @yourdaughterdoesanal2650
      @yourdaughterdoesanal2650 5 лет назад +2

      If you pay attention to this guy Joey, he contradict himself all 5he fucking time.

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 5 лет назад +21

      Acid is an adventure of the mind, drinking is an adventure In getting, dizzy,, brave, naked, and fucking. One is more suited to prison.

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 3 года назад +3

      Drinking sucks

  • @D3ATHMIND
    @D3ATHMIND 5 лет назад +6

    0:07-0:18 funniest shit I heard all night! Damn I’m crying. 😂🤣👏🏻

  • @huntercarroll4300
    @huntercarroll4300 3 года назад +4

    Joey : “This orange guy with freckles everywhere’s”
    Lee: “ I don’t think I’ve seen anybody like that 🤣”

  • @Comedybrand
    @Comedybrand Год назад +2

    A lot of people prob don't understand how nice it is to have someone give you books to read in prison. Someone who brings you books in the box or in general is like someone who's giving you an escape for a little while.

  • @michaelwoods1725
    @michaelwoods1725 4 года назад +6

    Joey needs to be protected at all costs !! What a guy !

  • @abrahangarcia3503
    @abrahangarcia3503 4 года назад +2

    I freaking love Lee's and Joey's dynamic lol

  • @user-sy7yp9cf4m
    @user-sy7yp9cf4m 5 месяцев назад

    Joey- “I got a little ball itch theeerrr”
    Lee- “who doesn’t”
    😂😂

  • @djphoenixproductions
    @djphoenixproductions 5 лет назад +14

    "I wasn't proud of going to prison, there was one reason i was proud of going to prison"

  • @juiceem3872
    @juiceem3872 5 лет назад +37

    Blake Griffin ?

    • @ELHipnacio
      @ELHipnacio 5 лет назад +3

      No he was talking about Dennis Johnson. He played for the celtricks in the 80s

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 4 года назад

      Petter griffin

  • @reddvapesadvocates9737
    @reddvapesadvocates9737 4 года назад +3

    Dennis "DJ"Johnson is the one from the Celtics that played with Larry Bird in the late 70s-early 80s

  • @papidominicano799
    @papidominicano799 5 лет назад +23

    Lee is so uncultured lol never seen a light skin black dude w reddish hair?!? I grew up with 5 atleast and most had the nickname “red” lmao

    • @badaxtion1878
      @badaxtion1878 5 лет назад +3

      Always “Red” 😹

    • @K1H214
      @K1H214 5 лет назад +2

      Hea yuhh gotta old ass og down my block ol RED head ahh dude 😂😂

    • @xXPridefulPandaXx
      @xXPridefulPandaXx 4 года назад +6

      Wow, you must be so cultured.

  • @hamzterix
    @hamzterix Год назад +1

    His laugh gets me everytime, no matter the context. 😂

  • @adammoody401
    @adammoody401 3 года назад +2

    Joey: got a little ball itch there
    Lee: who doesn’t

  • @walterwhite3538
    @walterwhite3538 4 года назад +2

    You know this video’s gonna be great as soon as you see the intro

  • @V8Deuce
    @V8Deuce 5 лет назад +2

    Joey's laugh cracks me up

  • @AcidAroma
    @AcidAroma Год назад +1

    The real life Rick and Morty, freaky how Lee even sounds like an adult Morty..

  • @mikey2HandsPC
    @mikey2HandsPC 5 лет назад +5

    Orange black dude with freckles. What a fun description.

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 лет назад +5

      Back in the day, black people like this were called "redbone".

    • @johnnyblaze8827
      @johnnyblaze8827 5 лет назад

      Tayshawn Prince

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 лет назад +1

      Dennis Johnson from the Boston Celtics.

  • @MrGFUNK2008
    @MrGFUNK2008 Год назад

    I love these clips!! Miss you guys together

  • @timshort3778
    @timshort3778 3 года назад +1

    If I come to you’re house, I put my gun in the trunk.
    Lee: thanks

  • @Tom-dz4sp
    @Tom-dz4sp 4 года назад +3

    7:00 I'm dead 😂😂

  • @kevinriddell5583
    @kevinriddell5583 Год назад

    “Hold on, got a little ball itch” classic joey lmao

  • @fleezuschrist4712
    @fleezuschrist4712 5 лет назад +1

    Can’t wait to see Joey live

  • @branwerks6978
    @branwerks6978 5 лет назад +1

    Rollin back the miles ..... Reelin in the years.

  • @peteywheatstraw7670
    @peteywheatstraw7670 4 года назад +3

    1:20
    Dennis Johnson

  • @andrewflatt1453
    @andrewflatt1453 4 года назад +1

    If your from the tri state area and your family is around the same age as him yk his stories are 💯 true

  • @tedogg8744
    @tedogg8744 5 лет назад +11

    Bro I’m mixed these damn mutt genes got my beard turning red. Rest of my hair is dark brown 😡

  • @shonyeezy5672
    @shonyeezy5672 2 года назад +1

    Joey talks about prison and makes it hilarious 😂 but 1090 jake leave me like “damn he got his face beat in for that?”

  • @sandhunnorthwest
    @sandhunnorthwest Год назад

    I needed this today

  • @pjhosa3987
    @pjhosa3987 5 лет назад +2

    I clicked on this shit cuz I thought it said PRISON FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE JOEY DIAZ 🤣🤣🤣😂😅

    • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
      @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 5 лет назад +1

      P Hosa prison fried chicken 😀😆😁 like good fellas and shit

  • @hyphysharky
    @hyphysharky 5 лет назад +2

    HAHAHAHHA WIFE WAS CRYING "DEAL W IT I LEFT YA 20 GRAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" HAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHGAFHA

  • @J.dangelomusic
    @J.dangelomusic 4 года назад

    Joeys laugh at the beginning is gold

  • @nunyabiznes6702
    @nunyabiznes6702 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣the laugh at the end😭

  • @floatingshoppinglist5193
    @floatingshoppinglist5193 2 года назад

    "Sorry, I got a little ball itch... what were we just talkin about again?"

  • @RajBeats
    @RajBeats 2 года назад

    “Caterers?” 😂😂😂

  • @vuilsidecrew2725
    @vuilsidecrew2725 Год назад

    Growing up my father always had racing pegions....a chicken hawks and crows used to chase the falcons away from the area the birds used to circle

  • @fabiofrank6567
    @fabiofrank6567 Год назад

    Celtic player with freckles was Dennis Johnson.

  • @egosumumbraemortis5609
    @egosumumbraemortis5609 4 года назад +2

    Heard a story somewhat this crazy once upon a time in the clink. Heard it secondhand from the this guys celly, but apparently he was tooling around one day and some guy cut him off real bad, almost caused an accident.
    So he tails him, pulls up alongside the guy and empties a clip into his head through the window....just for cutting him off.
    There’s some wackos out there people don’t forget it.

  • @Tjnumber1
    @Tjnumber1 Год назад

    Lee is such a good co host 👏 ❤ joey and lee are the dynamic duo

  • @georgeallen846
    @georgeallen846 2 года назад

    Dennis Johnson is the boston celtic he's talking about at 1:10

  • @rhondamoon3886
    @rhondamoon3886 2 года назад

    I've watched this video at least ten times and it is still fn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

  • @LaFlame1
    @LaFlame1 3 года назад +3

    Bro 7:00 made me choke my bong hit 😂😂😂

  • @petrolo72
    @petrolo72 Год назад +1

    💯 I’ve heard hundreds of Joey stories, this one has to be the worst one that did not make any sense at all.

  • @krillin7653
    @krillin7653 4 года назад

    Love Uncle Joeys stories lol

  • @jaylalor8075
    @jaylalor8075 5 лет назад +3

    I want to hear more stories about Cheechy Basteech.

  • @NoApologies93
    @NoApologies93 4 года назад +3

    Did he mean to say Blake Griffin? 😂😂😂😂

  • @willieclark2256
    @willieclark2256 4 года назад

    This story telling is just tremendous

  • @chazbell754
    @chazbell754 Год назад

    Oh shit,! I-pro pad!! I'm rolling laughing.

  • @geostillo78
    @geostillo78 4 года назад

    That fuckin sound bite at the end with Lee cackling kills me every time! "What the fuck are you giggling about?".

  • @asher8085
    @asher8085 3 года назад +1

    Man if only I had the kind of money to go out and snag the new iPro Pad like Joey does!!🤣🤣

  • @ryanwickham7256
    @ryanwickham7256 Год назад

    I read that as “Prison fried chicken hawk. 😂

  • @shaunengle
    @shaunengle Год назад

    7:22 When he snaps on Lee🤣

  • @someparts
    @someparts 2 года назад

    Dennis Johnson on the Celtics. RIP!

  • @kencade6544
    @kencade6544 Год назад

    Well, that's 15 minutes of my life I can't get back

  • @kevn99
    @kevn99 Год назад

    I think Celtics player Joey was thinking of was Dennis Johnson…DJ.

  • @BarbarossaSC2
    @BarbarossaSC2 5 лет назад +1

    12:14
    Joey: "I come to your house, I put my gun in the fuckin' trunk."
    Lee: "I appreciate that."
    Not sure if Lee missed the hypothetical or Joey is going to the back of the car whenever he visits.

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 года назад

      Nah bro Lee appreciates Joey stashing his gun before he comes in

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX 5 лет назад +1

    Joey means like TRIPPIE RED
    Nigga with frekles

  • @Alpha_November6996
    @Alpha_November6996 5 лет назад +1

    Ipropad ahahha uncle Joey you are the greatest!

  • @LayerCake420
    @LayerCake420 3 года назад

    We laughed for 3 minutes about mirrors. 🐔 Hawk lol 😂😋😎🤗😊👍

  • @dussiasofficial
    @dussiasofficial 2 года назад +1

    "If you really want, you could drink. But then what? What would you do with a bunch of guys?
    So I did acid with the librarian"

  • @raygun26
    @raygun26 5 лет назад +1

    “Spencer Antoine Chickenhawk” is a suggestion on google now 😂😂😂😂

  • @DylanFoster87
    @DylanFoster87 5 лет назад +2

    " he was a pro but got caught "

  • @dgenerated
    @dgenerated 4 года назад +1

    Joey Diaz reminds me of my cousin lol.. Lotta similarities!.

  • @Anthony-nv7gd
    @Anthony-nv7gd 5 лет назад +4

    I wasn’t proud of going to prison but I was proud of going to prison.

  • @JoseReyes-nw7ym
    @JoseReyes-nw7ym 5 лет назад +3

    ball itch was tremendous, that he lost his place in the story ...

  • @yungdisney
    @yungdisney 5 лет назад +4

    WHO DOESNT😂

  • @vCLOWNSHOESv
    @vCLOWNSHOESv 4 года назад

    That Boston Celtics player was D.J (Dennis Johnson)

  • @jahcook7814
    @jahcook7814 4 года назад

    The orange black dude from the Celtics is Dennis Johnson if you don’t know

  • @benvalverde5260
    @benvalverde5260 2 года назад

    He was a pro & he got caught 🤣

  • @bbixel9871
    @bbixel9871 2 года назад +1

    Omg lee is too damn high. So funny

  • @martincarrasco8445
    @martincarrasco8445 2 года назад

    Dennis Johnson of the Celtics had freckles

  • @johnnyscarecrow3363
    @johnnyscarecrow3363 4 года назад

    Dennis Johnson that orange dude from the Celtics. Lol

  • @PittheadX
    @PittheadX 3 года назад +1

    Joe Rogan oughtta produce and finance for The Church's comeback. He got like $100 millions just laying around anyway.

  • @DevDabs420Official
    @DevDabs420Official 3 месяца назад

    Joey "i got a bawl itch" diaz

  • @1718HULK
    @1718HULK Год назад

    When Lee says caterer's, I lose it and I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

  • @chaserr8504
    @chaserr8504 5 лет назад

    Why are there so many ads on this podcast. So annoying when I'm listening and then wish starts screaming at me. This podcast could be better than the JRE but theres to many ads.

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 4 года назад

    God, Lee is beyond spacing in this episode. Get the hook.

  • @prop4g
    @prop4g 2 года назад

    1:10 --> The late great Dennis Johnson.

  • @someparts
    @someparts 2 года назад

    .....but....she reminded me of this dude in prison. LOL

  • @strykr360
    @strykr360 4 года назад

    The ball itch

  • @pburna5437
    @pburna5437 4 года назад

    There is a kitchen at the car dealership?....lee wtf....lol