Lee's Tinder Tales, First Dates, Promiscuous Girls | Joey Diaz

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Episode 682
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Kate Quigley
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Комментарии • 733

  • @dr.drojondro8403
    @dr.drojondro8403 5 лет назад +2826

    Could u imagine finding out your girl cheated on you with some dude from tinder and then finding out it was lee

    • @squashscent5071
      @squashscent5071 5 лет назад +25

      😂😂😂

    • @dxp96
      @dxp96 5 лет назад +236

      real shit id go straight into depression

    • @M-O-Z
      @M-O-Z 5 лет назад +131

      When u look like lee u click ur fingers n girls come running!

    • @grantbrown2051
      @grantbrown2051 5 лет назад +26

      I'd fucking kill myself it was him😂

    • @MBeist-vi7ho
      @MBeist-vi7ho 5 лет назад +3

      hjahahhaha

  • @MISCHIEVVS
    @MISCHIEVVS 3 года назад +227

    I love how Joey doesn’t give a fuck about her Interrupting he just keeps talking

    • @phoenixzappa7366
      @phoenixzappa7366 3 года назад +7

      Who gives a shit what she says. She's just annoying.

    • @mokhtarbouslimi5136
      @mokhtarbouslimi5136 3 года назад +8

      He's awesome lmao

    • @gingmcg
      @gingmcg 3 года назад +2

      It’s the coke ahha long term effects

    • @Malama_Ki
      @Malama_Ki Год назад

      You have to with a chicken-head like this…

  • @user-yw9ys3dz7x
    @user-yw9ys3dz7x 4 года назад +283

    I wanna see these momos that match with Lee on Tinder.

    • @Christian-xo8hu
      @Christian-xo8hu 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @NOTIFACTION
      @NOTIFACTION 4 года назад +19

      Disabled chicks into filming guys in the bathroom 😂😂

    • @smokescreenOG
      @smokescreenOG 3 года назад +6

      why would you want to see that atrocity? it will scare you for life

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 года назад

      Probably fat Jewish women who smell like cat litter

  • @michasjanur7256
    @michasjanur7256 5 лет назад +430

    2:18 Jewish Mating Sound

  • @mnb9162
    @mnb9162 5 лет назад +574

    Its funny how Diaz is finally realizing all the stuff he did. This is what happens when you have a daughter. Suddenly he is petrified of her meeting a 25 year old Joey 'Savage' Diaz.

  • @mitchellwood1014
    @mitchellwood1014 3 года назад +39

    'some times they mean it!'
    Joey and Lee, almost in unison, 'no they dont' 😂😂😂

    • @R.I.P.941
      @R.I.P.941 Год назад

      " I mean it!
      -No you dont!"
      im dead 😂😂😂

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 4 года назад +296

    Imagine doing ecstasy at a party with Joey Diaz and having to wait for your turn to talk 😂

    • @tomfletcher7615
      @tomfletcher7615 4 года назад +13

      I’d lose my head😂

    • @Vrtuned
      @Vrtuned 4 года назад +9

      Citizen Kane 😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment Ive read ever on a coco video

    • @Jmp153
      @Jmp153 4 года назад +1

      Scary

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад +2

      You don't wait for your turn to talk this isn't answering questions in school he says something you say something

    • @theposthumanpodcast
      @theposthumanpodcast 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanielvargas3863
    @nathanielvargas3863 3 года назад +61

    The way Joey bulldozed over her stories was tremendous

  • @adamcrabtree2023
    @adamcrabtree2023 3 года назад +23

    The first 10 seconds is the best! That's all I need. Joey talking mad sexual shit and Lee interrupts with "my cheeks hurt" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PlayafromtheHimalayas
    @PlayafromtheHimalayas 5 лет назад +454

    Something tells me her box smells like a crown royal bag full of pennies

    • @jasong9502
      @jasong9502 5 лет назад +22

      Playa from the Himalayas no man, cigarettes and bubble gum.

    • @R3VO7UTION
      @R3VO7UTION 5 лет назад +23

      Vicoden and vodka

    • @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway
      @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway 5 лет назад +24

      @Bam The Secularist there was some blood then

    • @Syph1l1S
      @Syph1l1S 5 лет назад +23

      @Bam The Secularist thats from the blood rushing to the skin, blood taste kinda like metal.. it means its seen a lot of usage lately

    • @marcossantana1312
      @marcossantana1312 5 лет назад +1

      👏👏👏

  • @kayleewalker2849
    @kayleewalker2849 5 лет назад +62

    “Somewhere there’s a guy with a story” that’s EXACTLY how I feel Joey hit the nail on the head!!!!

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 5 лет назад +2

      Yh logically that also means there's a girl with a story somewhere too, what's the difference? The stories i've heard make me feel sorry for guys so I guess it's even.

    • @AllSeeingThai
      @AllSeeingThai Год назад +6

      @@alicedoors4826 The guy having the story is based on the fact that he was able to finesse his way into having a girl trust him enough to willingly “give it up”. It’s more vulnerable for girls so most stories are gonna impact a girl more than a guy

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 Год назад

      @@AllSeeingThai In your opinion

    • @AllSeeingThai
      @AllSeeingThai Год назад +6

      @@alicedoors4826 well, yes… that’s why I was the one who said it Alice

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 Год назад

      @@AllSeeingThai Good you realize that...then maybe you can also realize how meaningless it is to the argument...baby steps I know...but we'll get there Thai

  • @jadenfreqedit4585
    @jadenfreqedit4585 4 года назад +29

    Lee: i see u on Tinder lmfao

  • @zzzkarlzz
    @zzzkarlzz 5 лет назад +250

    Joey "i was raised Catholic" diaz

  • @crucifire9224
    @crucifire9224 5 лет назад +24

    Lee busted 9 seconds in!

  • @Bloodyknukelzz
    @Bloodyknukelzz 5 лет назад +72

    Joey is the king of making up a story on the spot lol

  • @thahitman2
    @thahitman2 5 лет назад +76

    This chick sounds exactly like Nikki Glaser.

  • @whatfriends8640
    @whatfriends8640 5 лет назад +176

    She's a bit touched. Seems like a lot of girls get in one serious relationship, then just turn to 30 different flings when it doesn't work out. Pretty sad.

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 5 лет назад +6

      Why is it sad? Guys do the exact same thing when they come out of a relationship hurt, do you find that sad?

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 5 лет назад +6

      @Invidious And you know this because you have been in the hearts of minds of every single woman??? GTFOH
      Edit: also happiness is a state of mind, adding or subtracting things from your life should not affect your happiness if you're doing it right.

    • @jacknapier6668
      @jacknapier6668 4 года назад +27

      Shes not yours its just your turn

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 4 года назад +1

      @Invidious No sources? So could just be talking shit...lmao ok we'll take your word for it ;)

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 4 года назад +2

      @@lawrencegilmore6904 LMAO "So it's less sad when a man does it." and your justification for this is because "Men want frivolous sex more than women do." And wtf does age have to do with this?? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Just can't take you seriously kid.

  • @timothycarr5707
    @timothycarr5707 5 лет назад +351

    I just can't picture Lee with a girl

    • @pmaii7707
      @pmaii7707 5 лет назад +5

      Why

    • @ktothec24
      @ktothec24 5 лет назад +20

      I can picture lee with a 5 foot hoagie

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 5 лет назад +5

      they cant either. He only goes with blind chicks.

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 5 лет назад +2

      @@ktothec24 like a pepsi can too? Not one of these moredn dinky cans either, like a full on 1985 diet pepsi can.

    • @ry4nx
      @ry4nx 5 лет назад +7

      lol was this comment inspired by the fact you're jealous Lee can get laid and you can't?

  • @keva6303
    @keva6303 4 года назад +5

    1:00 her face when lee was telling the story 💀💀💀

  • @michaelmarke4265
    @michaelmarke4265 3 года назад +9

    Lee said the girl slept in her jeans 😂😂😂

  • @archiejay7652
    @archiejay7652 4 года назад +7

    "You need to get out and drink some juice"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hawkgoulet
    @Hawkgoulet 2 года назад +3

    Kate and Joey’s friendship is hilarious

  • @teamnovember5594
    @teamnovember5594 4 года назад +35

    Women just want experiences. There's so much pressure for them to be that "one-guy girl," when they can finally let go and go crazy, it's like an adventure/vacation for them.

    • @JJ-xo3er
      @JJ-xo3er 4 года назад +5

      Nelson I love all the women, from crazy to conservative. Variety is the spice of life

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 3 года назад +5

      @@JJ-xo3er Just don’t get married to them lol

  • @Jonny2toes1269
    @Jonny2toes1269 5 лет назад +15

    What leee opens the vid with my cheeks hurt hahahaha

  • @Tuurngait
    @Tuurngait Год назад +2

    "I don't JUST f***"
    Semantics for "I get food first, maybe a date, then I F***" looool

  • @kimbonice
    @kimbonice 5 лет назад +10

    "No you don't I saw you on Tinder!"
    LMAO

  • @renieshakur7409
    @renieshakur7409 4 года назад +2

    Uncle Joey's a stand-up dude - tormented the guy for years!!! I'll have to use that one.

    • @mith2946
      @mith2946 2 года назад +1

      Joey is very far from a stand up dude lmao. He does good stand up

    • @renieshakur7409
      @renieshakur7409 2 года назад +1

      @@mith2946 elaborate then.

  • @NotAlrightSpider
    @NotAlrightSpider 5 лет назад +5

    Kate got that sarlacc pit roastie.

  • @evang3748
    @evang3748 5 лет назад +8

    6:35 LOL

  • @naelyneurkopfen9741
    @naelyneurkopfen9741 4 года назад +29

    Sad that he's trying to open her eyes to her true worth, to self respect & she's just not having it.
    What a tragic commentary on society.

    • @allthatjazz9000
      @allthatjazz9000 Год назад

      😂some women just want dick. Lol! They don't care

  • @Dessyman18
    @Dessyman18 5 лет назад +1

    What Joey said in the middle there fuckin hit me in my soul. Im glad to be in this Church.

  • @JJ-xo3er
    @JJ-xo3er 4 года назад +3

    Being married is the new single. Fuck that stress of dating in 2020...

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 года назад +8

    Joey makes sex sound so goddamn revolting lol

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 3 года назад +3

    Lee said "no you don't I saw you on tinder" 😂😂😂

  • @BlakmetalP
    @BlakmetalP 5 лет назад +6

    Nice way of Joey telling this broad what pounce doll she is

  • @IIEthanGamingII
    @IIEthanGamingII 4 года назад +2

    Lees laugh at 6:38 😂

  • @JTCS-re7ge
    @JTCS-re7ge 5 лет назад +1

    "Listen, I got an episode of Law & Order coming on in 35 minutes. Either you suck this mule or you can vamoose!"
    ahah fuckin uncle Joey.

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 5 лет назад +4

    First thing I thought when Joey asked her what she was afraid of I screamed out "disease"! LOL. Scares the hell outta me......but noone ever mentions it..

  • @dimitri2132
    @dimitri2132 5 лет назад +1

    Breaks my fucking heart when chicks with their first child are in happy relationships and they are just in your dm talking about Hahaha you're so funny. Breaks my fucking heart

  • @SachinDabral94
    @SachinDabral94 4 года назад +1

    no one is more self aware then joey

  • @ElliotJokelson
    @ElliotJokelson 5 лет назад +3

    If lee is talking we should see him.

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 4 года назад +1

    I came for the Tinder tales...I stayed for the promiscuous girls Joey Diaz.

  • @bluebankrollarmy4384
    @bluebankrollarmy4384 5 лет назад +1

    Lee got them hos 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FutureDevilDog
    @FutureDevilDog 4 года назад +4

    What sucks is girls who really loves you and you don't. Relationships are fucking wack.

  • @alansmith4655
    @alansmith4655 5 лет назад +28

    Ugh, her elbow bends inwards.

    • @R3VO7UTION
      @R3VO7UTION 5 лет назад +2

      I seen that too

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 лет назад +1

      It's for extra range of motion while she wipes her arse

    • @JJ-xo3er
      @JJ-xo3er 4 года назад +1

      Who cares man??

    • @Vrtuned
      @Vrtuned 4 года назад +1

      J J right I wouldnt pull out even if she didnt have any elbows

  • @felixdiaz9213
    @felixdiaz9213 4 года назад +1

    Joey definitely has that Latin mentally. No bs or fooling around

  • @Hueycrowley
    @Hueycrowley 4 года назад +1

    please show more lee he makes me laugh

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 5 лет назад +1

    Give her my number uncle Joey! 😂

  • @DylanFoster87
    @DylanFoster87 5 лет назад +37

    Omg stop interrupting Joey Mid story.

  • @tigerg8022
    @tigerg8022 4 года назад +2

    "Did you touch?" Lmfao

    • @fkaythisslaps
      @fkaythisslaps 3 года назад

      i was looking in the comments for someone else to see that hahaha

  • @Mike4891w
    @Mike4891w 4 года назад

    This video just reminded me I need to take my red pill for the day.

  • @ricker76er
    @ricker76er 3 года назад

    Balls like Marty Feldman eyes. Lol 😂

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 4 года назад +5

    I love Lee but imagine if Joey would have never met Lee lol. He would be so weird. I love you Lee .

    • @mith2946
      @mith2946 2 года назад +1

      Lee honestly probably would have been better off lol, health wise.

  • @Precisionetica
    @Precisionetica 5 лет назад

    6:45 Dave Mustaine dissed his Guitar player for the sane thing ! Mary Friedman! Holy Cow

  • @clausm2203
    @clausm2203 5 лет назад +2

    Ha ha lee,s tinder tales 😂👍

  • @donp816
    @donp816 5 лет назад +2

    Lmao! I saw you on Twitter!

  • @arthurm8690
    @arthurm8690 5 лет назад +6

    How she knows joey balls ? She said she knows what it looks like!

    • @2piecenobisuit763
      @2piecenobisuit763 5 лет назад +4

      Arthur M there on the cover of one of his comedy special

    • @arthurm8690
      @arthurm8690 5 лет назад +1

      Wow for real.Joey is nuts.lol.Was hopening he actually did her.But all is good.Thank you for the information.

  • @rogermalpass5278
    @rogermalpass5278 2 года назад +2

    Lol people act like it's the woman that get hurt more but no men are alone so we get it way worse during a break up

  • @r20_se_chips31
    @r20_se_chips31 4 года назад

    "who the fuck is this , I got a dog" !! im Broken !!

  • @ctk1604
    @ctk1604 5 лет назад +1

    Since November 😭😂😂

    • @f1601-q9l
      @f1601-q9l 4 года назад +1

      And “I was a virgin when I married” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkgreenkid296
    @darkgreenkid296 5 лет назад +1

    Lol Joey's voice of a momo is Lee's voice hahahaha

  • @mikemarks6562
    @mikemarks6562 Год назад

    Now that’s a helluva Fuk’N memory

  • @robertzamperoni7334
    @robertzamperoni7334 4 года назад

    Keeping it real joey

  • @froey198033
    @froey198033 4 года назад +1

    Joey " I was raised in very special place " Diaz

  • @bobstar6837
    @bobstar6837 5 лет назад +1

    Joey is secretly getting off on all this and as for Lee he ain't got no girls coming over, God bless him.

  • @meowmeow1303
    @meowmeow1303 3 года назад

    love ya joey.

  • @BeliaLastes
    @BeliaLastes 4 года назад

    Joe you'd fit in with the Old school Italians 👏

  • @pnaylor666
    @pnaylor666 4 года назад

    Marty Feldman eyes...... Now that would make a good tattoo.

  • @rjc7289
    @rjc7289 4 года назад

    Did he just say his balls look like Marty Feldman's eyes? LOL!

  • @wiitard
    @wiitard 5 лет назад +1

    Joey should do tinder for lee, have the first date be a podcast competition between multiple girls. Howard Stern shit

  • @bradjb2404
    @bradjb2404 4 года назад +17

    You know why she's scared? She's in her late 30's and she knows all the good guys are taken. She doesn't want to admit to herself she fucked up. She probably will never find a good guy who will commit to her, or settle down. Reality is starting to kick in.

    • @Malama_Ki
      @Malama_Ki Год назад

      She’ll find a simp/ good guy and have no clue how to maintain a real healthy relationship. Washed up. Rode hard, hung up wet.

  • @Joe-d3t1t
    @Joe-d3t1t Год назад +1

    “I haven’t dated since…” Means she is getting ran through by Chads who won’t commit.

  • @moemartins5937
    @moemartins5937 5 лет назад +3

    Uploaded on my birthday n I didn’t even watch this then

  • @mikegoolsby2731
    @mikegoolsby2731 Год назад

    The older I get, the more I listen to Joey.

  • @corridosycorridos7155
    @corridosycorridos7155 5 лет назад

    When are you guys going to restock on those shirts??

  • @Joe-d3t1t
    @Joe-d3t1t Год назад

    Women have rules until Chad shows up.

  • @SuperSoliderXZ
    @SuperSoliderXZ 4 года назад +4

    “Sometimes they mean it when they say it”
    Lee & Joey “no they do don’t”
    “I do when I say it”
    Lee & Joey “No you don’t”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sully19xx5
    @sully19xx5 Год назад

    that 4:05 joey hit different

  • @Myke15401
    @Myke15401 3 года назад +7

    Kate will be 40 soon and she’s still riding the carousel. Her future is looks lonely. No man really wants to ring a girl who has been riding the carousel for a decade unless it’s Lee.

  • @TheXxx4444
    @TheXxx4444 5 лет назад

    joey diaz is fucking great i love that guy

  • @yungzynofficial2055
    @yungzynofficial2055 3 года назад

    Diaz u goon if u pulled any of your shit today they would lock u up and throw away the key im crying lmao

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 4 года назад

    Why her left arm flip inside out and no way Lee getting wild lmao

  • @pjip
    @pjip 3 года назад

    Joey "choades love me" Diaz

  • @khrissyboy69
    @khrissyboy69 5 лет назад +6

    Lee getting that good neck 😂😂

  • @thenoblejak8179
    @thenoblejak8179 5 лет назад +7

    But its somehow true. The most beautiful girls are rather lonely. I told a beautiful girl who had an ugly bf once at a party that she is really beautiful and she was shocked and said nobody told her before. Thats sad.

    • @kaneaverillo5691
      @kaneaverillo5691 5 лет назад +14

      Lol bruv it's called sarcasm, she probs hears that shit alllll the time

    • @allthatjazz9000
      @allthatjazz9000 Год назад

      🙄 don't fall for the act dude.

  • @bloodsling
    @bloodsling 3 года назад

    she gives me Storm Large vibes,that's a good thing

  • @RSxLime
    @RSxLime 5 лет назад

    Joey is a real nigga

  • @briandeluca4318
    @briandeluca4318 4 года назад +1

    He just described my ex from high school. She went on to be a stripper. Bad as fuck it’s a shame lmao

  • @james1330
    @james1330 5 лет назад +3

    Just downloaded tinder yesterday.

  • @eddienash2152
    @eddienash2152 3 года назад

    I mean it when i say it
    *No You Dont!

  • @nickfanzo
    @nickfanzo Год назад

    I’m glad I’ve been with the same partner for 20 years. Dating is dumb

  • @aboutblank7662
    @aboutblank7662 5 лет назад +1

    Heelllooooooo freeeeaaakkkkkk biiiittccchhheeeeesssssssss ...

  • @robertgriffiths1724
    @robertgriffiths1724 Год назад

    She would

  • @pauljones9576
    @pauljones9576 4 года назад

    Everyone digs lee out lol

  • @amandalively1
    @amandalively1 4 года назад

    Even a mystic shamen can have weak game from time to time.

  • @MrAwesomeSquared
    @MrAwesomeSquared 5 лет назад

    Joey "No Omar Fuckin' Model" Diaz

  • @voodoozombie569
    @voodoozombie569 5 лет назад +8

    Dating nowadays?? Are you crazy??.

  • @nhymnbus
    @nhymnbus 5 лет назад +3

    I keep thinking she Jenna Marbles bruh damn

  • @BrickMediaStudios
    @BrickMediaStudios 3 года назад

    Only joe rogan is able to interrupt joey