What Turns You On Most? | Joey Diaz and Kate Quigley

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @leroyjenkinsjriii5865
    @leroyjenkinsjriii5865 5 лет назад +1907

    This world will miss Joey when he’s gone. He Really is a One of a Kind Personality. Dude cracks me up 😂

    • @christianmason1471
      @christianmason1471 5 лет назад +29

      Apparently you've never been to New York or Jersey.

    • @leroyjenkinsjriii5865
      @leroyjenkinsjriii5865 5 лет назад +3

      Christian Mason I don’t get it

    • @christianmason1471
      @christianmason1471 5 лет назад +32

      @@leroyjenkinsjriii5865 there are joey diaz's all over new york and jersey

    • @maccheese744
      @maccheese744 5 лет назад +12

      @@christianmason1471 I see bunch of walking dead at new York...with no personality

    • @leroyjenkinsjriii5865
      @leroyjenkinsjriii5865 5 лет назад

      Mr Obvious Thank you

  • @johnwatkins2028
    @johnwatkins2028 4 года назад +578

    “Women love it when you choke em and poke em in the eye” 😂
    -Joey Diaz

  • @l_scanu8645
    @l_scanu8645 5 лет назад +1443

    Joey's laugh in this one is extra tremendous 😂

    • @biophoton7245
      @biophoton7245 5 лет назад +31

      08:32

    • @209zombiekilla4
      @209zombiekilla4 5 лет назад +14

      He has a fucked up laugh sounds like he can’t even fucking breath. I watched a lot of his podcast with him and Joe Rogan and I’m surprise no one’s ever brought up how awful his laugh is

    • @Santiago-xw7dk
      @Santiago-xw7dk 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like i am about to have an athsma attack damn

    • @diegogutierrez6805
      @diegogutierrez6805 5 лет назад +3

      @@biophoton7245 11:20

    • @saltybedsheets730
      @saltybedsheets730 4 года назад

  • @FromTheHood2TheWoods
    @FromTheHood2TheWoods 5 лет назад +4060

    Joey's operating with about 15% lung function

    • @peteross4879
      @peteross4879 4 года назад +81

      Happy dad more like 11%, I bet half way through his laugh he’s thinking “oh fuck I might die by the time my lunges get rid of my last breath”

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 года назад +24

      I sound like him if I go for a 20 minute run in the middle of a heavy flu. But I have asthma.

    • @sadbunny3479
      @sadbunny3479 4 года назад +8

      My Grandfather had the exact same cough for years. Then ended up with emphysema and on oxygen 24/7.

    • @kingplayyenfedi9410
      @kingplayyenfedi9410 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 oh shit

    • @Underground.Rabbit
      @Underground.Rabbit 4 года назад +2

      5% of that is covid19 and uncle joey would still breathe fine oxygen level optimal

  • @harvey3486
    @harvey3486 5 лет назад +3076

    “There’s something about a sick women”
    -Joey Diaz

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 5 лет назад +22

      I WEEZY I *woman

    • @stuartparkins8684
      @stuartparkins8684 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @JR-ch8rt
      @JR-ch8rt 5 лет назад +85

      I couldn't relate to that no matter how I tried to look at it.

    • @bmcgloiry
      @bmcgloiry 5 лет назад +20

      That shit made my stomach hurt lmao

    • @chrisf524
      @chrisf524 5 лет назад +16

      I had a gf that honestly had the cutest little voice when she was sick. I didn't wanna fuck her but she sounded so innocent.

  • @bishop2334
    @bishop2334 4 года назад +1332

    "At what point during sex do you throw the jab?"
    -Lee Syatt earth's greatest mind

    • @alec4069
      @alec4069 3 года назад +29

      How he said it made me laugh so hard

    • @lachy256
      @lachy256 3 года назад +14

      This comment made me laugh so hard I cried! Tremendous

    • @jshd6638
      @jshd6638 3 года назад +18

      He's the morty from Rick and morty

    • @timanderson5342
      @timanderson5342 3 года назад +5

      @@jshd6638 holy fuck I never thought about it this way. That's fucking great

    • @necrogore5049
      @necrogore5049 3 года назад +5

      He's a scholar xD

  • @robertluengas513
    @robertluengas513 5 лет назад +695

    Hearing Joey Diaz laugh, almost always automatically makes me laugh.

  • @simplyremington
    @simplyremington 5 лет назад +1466

    Joey and Lee are literally Rick and Morty😂😂😂

  • @eddymia139
    @eddymia139 5 лет назад +1451

    I’m absolutely sure this girl has daddy issues. Tremendous

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 лет назад +159

      And she's absolutely nuts.

    • @jlee5490
      @jlee5490 5 лет назад +48

      Nah I was with a girl just like her before, her dad was great LOL

    • @michaeldavidmontalvo2402
      @michaeldavidmontalvo2402 5 лет назад +64

      @@jlee5490 then they just dont respect themselves enough

    • @jlee5490
      @jlee5490 5 лет назад +81

      @@michaeldavidmontalvo2402 that's what I thought at first. And then the truth hits u when they're blowing you in the movie theatre. God I miss her lol

    • @michaeldavidmontalvo2402
      @michaeldavidmontalvo2402 5 лет назад +5

      @@jlee5490 damn brother freak alert lol you must have been a special guy to her

  • @conorh5697
    @conorh5697 4 года назад +179

    This was one of the most wild segments I have ever heard

    • @beagelball123
      @beagelball123 4 года назад +12

      Educational

    • @Ill06Taco
      @Ill06Taco 5 месяцев назад

      Search Joey Diaz sleeps with one legged woman

  • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
    @cavemanlovesmoke4394 5 лет назад +653

    11:22 when ur trying to start ur car in the winter

    • @ggp1847
      @ggp1847 4 года назад +25

      lmfao. I'm so done.

    • @GMANROCKSTHESTOP
      @GMANROCKSTHESTOP 4 года назад +8

      underrated😂😂😂

    • @alinabeel7953
      @alinabeel7953 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @jboom1085
      @jboom1085 4 года назад +2

      He sounds like that damn dune buggy cartoon 😂

    • @Lil_kage1900
      @Lil_kage1900 4 года назад +1

      Ohhhhhhhh fluff 😂😂🤣

  • @pat4711
    @pat4711 4 года назад +238

    Joey sounds like a bulldog that just ran up a flight of stairs... I love it

  • @davis9883
    @davis9883 5 лет назад +736

    “slap her and throw a drink in the face” - Joey Diaz

  • @jackhalas9493
    @jackhalas9493 3 года назад +54

    Joey's line about a sick woman was masterful. Got Kate to admit some real shit while he was just playing lol

  • @bread8609
    @bread8609 5 лет назад +251

    The noise he made when said he was scraping her guts 💀💀💀💀

  • @kazmoon575
    @kazmoon575 4 года назад +251

    12:02 Lee was about to break physical contact barrier but remembered he hasn't got written consent

    • @_MOORE_1986
      @_MOORE_1986 3 года назад +9

      Haha

    • @shaunladon4359
      @shaunladon4359 3 года назад +23

      Dude changed his mind when she finished her sentence💀

  • @mikeridgland4783
    @mikeridgland4783 5 лет назад +410

    Joey” two finger louie” Diaz.

    • @thequestarian
      @thequestarian 5 лет назад +33

      Joey "Cuban Eggroll in the Asshole" Diaz

    • @logan51726
      @logan51726 3 года назад +4

      Joey "crazy glue on the clit" Diaz

  • @danmcmanus5361
    @danmcmanus5361 4 года назад +43

    “You date one lunatic and then you date a bunch of other lunatics” 😂😂 it really is a slippery slope

  • @solopilot1000
    @solopilot1000 5 лет назад +387

    8:33 best Coco laugh

    • @fredc8618
      @fredc8618 5 лет назад +9

      @@patrickbateman4327 omfg!😂

    • @j.a.osorio2005
      @j.a.osorio2005 4 года назад +21

      30+ years of cigarettes, drugs and alcohol

    • @guitarplayer9090
      @guitarplayer9090 4 года назад +35

      Bro it sounds like someones frying an egg lmfao

    • @hagenre8909
      @hagenre8909 4 года назад +8

      sounds like a dinosaur dying

    • @stevecabapolous1172
      @stevecabapolous1172 4 года назад +1

      Read this at 8:29☠️

  • @teknique8292
    @teknique8292 4 года назад +112

    10:52 the way lee says “OK” had me dying!!!!!!

  • @Browser404
    @Browser404 Год назад +19

    These podcasts were some of the best. The 3 of them working off each other.. Lee being the innocent one trying to be nice to Kate, Joey being a creepy savage.. Kate literally in the middle of both of their personalities.

  • @webster7222
    @webster7222 4 года назад +115

    Love how Lee struggles just to be human

  • @Felorina
    @Felorina 3 года назад +80

    7:45 Lee’s “no thank you” SENT me 😂

  • @jimbutta5444
    @jimbutta5444 4 года назад +128

    Lee: "whats half way there mean?...." "OK." 10:45 I am rollllinngggg. Lee is hilarious.

    • @luchod7923
      @luchod7923 4 года назад +4

      I know LMAO

    • @The4thLetter
      @The4thLetter 2 года назад +11

      It's even funnier cause they didn't show him...it's just a voice in the background 🤣

    • @Trazyn_Archives
      @Trazyn_Archives 2 года назад

      Lee is like me when i hear this

  • @petermuller161
    @petermuller161 5 лет назад +154

    When Joey catches a real good laugh the air just comes wheezing out, I die every time!

  • @exhainca
    @exhainca 5 лет назад +199

    8:32 takes the cake of joey laughs.

    • @Jackson-hw3en
      @Jackson-hw3en 4 года назад +7

      was looking for this comment 😂

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 4 года назад +1

      Check out the story about Puerto Rican Nelson.

    • @exhainca
      @exhainca 4 года назад +4

      @gamerboy101 hahahahaha. Like a punctured tire.

  • @nath4093
    @nath4093 5 лет назад +2382

    Joey is way wrong on this one lmao

    • @ZackP504
      @ZackP504 5 лет назад +47

      nahhh

    • @shaunpearson7905
      @shaunpearson7905 5 лет назад +90

      Not about being a little forceful, but about sick women? Yeah, wrong.

    • @nath4093
      @nath4093 5 лет назад +181

      @@shaunpearson7905 nothing sexy about a girl with the flu bro haha

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 5 лет назад +212

      Almost as if he’s a comedian

    • @walterrising7154
      @walterrising7154 5 лет назад +40

      Men are attracted to a vulnerable fuck

  • @EmmanueliAdzoh
    @EmmanueliAdzoh 5 лет назад +208

    “ I used to have a girl I would poke In the eye” -unkle joey

  • @babyray5643
    @babyray5643 5 лет назад +251

    "No thank you" - Lee

    • @faronfonze9316
      @faronfonze9316 5 лет назад +3

      Sasss

    • @goodplayer6957
      @goodplayer6957 4 года назад +3

      hands down the best part, he killed it, just like with the eating ass part

    • @Don-hc4gk
      @Don-hc4gk 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @thegantz87
    @thegantz87 4 года назад +15

    Joey’s laugh is an automatic trigger for me

  • @lachieb444
    @lachieb444 4 года назад +26

    8:06 - “I would machine gun your ass with my tongue” 😂😂

  • @lgroots8691
    @lgroots8691 5 лет назад +14

    He did a good job of not directly calling her a lunatic

  • @pronate_official
    @pronate_official 5 лет назад +344

    Lee "At what point during the sex do you throw the jab?" Syatt
    Edit: 1:23

    • @kites9
      @kites9 5 лет назад +2

      Nathan O 😂

    • @BklynPete1
      @BklynPete1 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha...I’m crying...hahaha oh man, how effing funny.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 5 лет назад +5

      Lee always asking the million dollar questions. In Theo Von's words "typical Hebrew".

  • @CAITJENNERSBOTO
    @CAITJENNERSBOTO 5 лет назад +41

    Lee’s laugh at 8:30 and him faintly saying “Pop It!” Is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @HandsomeCarl
    @HandsomeCarl 5 лет назад +114

    You can hear the cholesterol being expunged from his body at 8:32

  • @DenchManJoe
    @DenchManJoe 3 года назад +30

    10:50 lee saying okay in the middle of the story kills me🤣

  • @deeexnuuuts1711
    @deeexnuuuts1711 4 года назад +49

    Lee : “what’s halfway “
    Joey : “ Two fingers in the 😼”
    Lee “ OKAYYY”🤣

  • @ascky1
    @ascky1 4 года назад +13

    Lee sat there saying “Oh my goodness” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeridgland4783
    @mikeridgland4783 5 лет назад +43

    Lee-“ what’s half-way there mean?” “OK”

  • @jhonatan7277
    @jhonatan7277 5 лет назад +66

    "there's nothing hotter than a blumkin"
    - Joey Diaz

  • @MrDemocraticMD
    @MrDemocraticMD 4 года назад +4

    That Rare combination of Honesty and Talent!

  • @chasedreamsgetgains1825
    @chasedreamsgetgains1825 4 года назад +37

    Joey “overhand jab” Diaz

  • @GwoBenzin15
    @GwoBenzin15 4 года назад +15

    This must have been the craziest, funnies and weirdest clip i've seen from Joey ever xD
    And i can't believe it took me so long to run into this. Joey Diaz is a living fucking legend.

  • @esthermuroffhooknosedk1k312
    @esthermuroffhooknosedk1k312 4 года назад +21

    That stiff jab to the face as she's walking out the bathroom foreplay move sounds like something Bryan callen would use!

  • @IzzyTheNose
    @IzzyTheNose 4 года назад +142

    Kate's take is fairly accurate. I didn't realize how true this was until I asked an ex what the fuck was wrong with her, and why it seemed like she was looking for a fight. "I like when you put me in my place"
    That shit was like Viagra.

    • @WideAwakeHuman
      @WideAwakeHuman Год назад +19

      All women like this - only some can give in and admit they love it

    • @sk8shred
      @sk8shred Год назад

      Stupid daddy issues, it's a very unhealthy behaviour.

    • @haunterdragon4580
      @haunterdragon4580 Год назад +2

      🤔 damn I got so many ideas now

  • @gub9203
    @gub9203 3 года назад +19

    This was the funniest podcast I've heard from him!! 😭🤣🤣

  • @fortkatana4u
    @fortkatana4u 5 лет назад +934

    its not true about sick women

  • @lachieb444
    @lachieb444 4 года назад +82

    Listen to the way Lee says “Pop it!” at 8:55 ahaha he sounds just like Morty!!! Meanwhile Kate is full on moaning at 9:14 😂😂

    • @Linkolite
      @Linkolite 3 года назад +12

      Lee’s little giggle is killin me

    • @hakaishinkage9899
      @hakaishinkage9899 3 года назад +14

      Joey deadass got girls moaning with words

    • @Memento__Mori
      @Memento__Mori 3 года назад +1

      tremendous 😂

    • @Memento__Mori
      @Memento__Mori 3 года назад +2

      Man someone needs to make a Lee soundboard 🤣

    • @miguelpereira1262
      @miguelpereira1262 Год назад +2

      At the end of the moan Lee laughs like a 5 year old..Just listen😂😂😂

  • @ryanmac4343
    @ryanmac4343 3 года назад +4

    This is the most truthful statement from my main man Joey. Hungover/sick wives...no better time to do it!!!

  • @user-cm8en8or1p
    @user-cm8en8or1p 4 года назад +37

    Joey's laugh sounds like the oldest car engine ever trying to start.

  • @prasun911
    @prasun911 4 года назад +10

    11:20 that's exactly how my grandpa's old pickup starts.. bro on point ffs

  • @SH3RIFF187
    @SH3RIFF187 4 года назад +30

    His laugh has me dying. I break out in laughter every time

  • @annnooon8455
    @annnooon8455 5 лет назад +12

    Man Uncle Joey is wild on this one! 😂 haven't laughed this hard in a HOT MINUTE!

  • @sergegutierrez3019
    @sergegutierrez3019 4 года назад +94

    8:33 Joey "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Diaz

    • @sommi888
      @sommi888 4 года назад +3

      💙💚🧡💛 dead

  • @chochaos7
    @chochaos7 4 года назад +10

    Joey Diaz and Patrice Oneal are the uncles that everyone should've had growing up

  • @ramiabdalla2661
    @ramiabdalla2661 3 года назад +22

    I swear every time Lee says something I start dying

  • @dopeburgermike
    @dopeburgermike 5 лет назад +42

    Joey "Two Finger Louie" Diaz

  • @eljaroebeukes5118
    @eljaroebeukes5118 4 года назад +59

    12:50 Lee turns into Morty.

    • @tree045
      @tree045 4 года назад +2

      eljaroe beukes wtff 😭😭 Morty Fr

  • @123yuechris123
    @123yuechris123 5 лет назад +61

    This is the universe where Rick is Joey Diaz and Morty is Lee Syatt...

    • @Kevwhite115
      @Kevwhite115 3 года назад

      Dude I never made this connection, you just blew my mind 🤯

  • @AnxietyFetus
    @AnxietyFetus 4 года назад +14

    One of the all-time great Church moments.

  • @treymccolley6624
    @treymccolley6624 5 лет назад +10

    I love when Lee says “what are you guys taking about” hahaha 😂

  • @aaroningl
    @aaroningl 3 года назад +1

    Lee sneaks in 'all that charity he does' 😆 he's sharp but subtle.

  • @antarcticorb9197
    @antarcticorb9197 4 года назад +54

    I swear chunks of Joey's lung are being spewed across that closet of a studio they're in...

  • @roycebeatz3401
    @roycebeatz3401 5 лет назад +7

    I'm dead!!!!!! Uncle Joey thank you for this one, this had me rolling..

  • @sidneydykes7190
    @sidneydykes7190 5 лет назад +105

    “Guys love it.”
    “NO THEY DONT”

  • @william420adam
    @william420adam 4 года назад +12

    Lee's reactions around the 10 min onwards had me dying hahahaha

  • @balalaika1233
    @balalaika1233 Год назад +6

    "she'll fuck my grandfather by mistake" LMFAO this one got me 🤣

  • @Doodlebug1996
    @Doodlebug1996 2 года назад +4

    Joey's laugh sounds like everyones crazy ass uncle. I love it

  • @ljs185
    @ljs185 5 лет назад +24

    Joey kinda has a point, when a girl doesnt have makeup on and looks kinda bad and she moaning about her day and she really isnt trying.... thats kinda hot sometimes they seem more real and not arrogant and entitled

  • @marce.602
    @marce.602 3 года назад +8

    8:30-8:40 Joey turned his waterboiler on without the water

  • @therallybeard
    @therallybeard Год назад +7

    That games of thrones Robert Baratheon laugh at 8:33 had me dying

  • @justingonzalez23
    @justingonzalez23 4 года назад +6

    That “Cuban egg roll” hahaha

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett 5 лет назад +14

    Good little listen with my Mom on a Sunday afternoon

  • @tonygoliayoutube
    @tonygoliayoutube 3 года назад +3

    I fucking lost it at the dog growl 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fireoncityy
    @Fireoncityy 5 лет назад +20

    10:56 Lee's "ok" made me fucking hyperventilate lmao

  • @semorbutts2041
    @semorbutts2041 2 года назад +15

    Joey does things only he would do but always tells the story as if everybody does it lmfao

  • @koolkids56
    @koolkids56 5 лет назад +37

    "You have to be a gentleman, and go..."

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 4 года назад +5

    Lee almost has an anxiety attack! ‘ehhhh ... don’t do anything to anything’!! 🤣

  • @rakiito2161
    @rakiito2161 5 лет назад +10

    Lee “I’m nah not sure not sure ” Syatt

  • @andrewl4018
    @andrewl4018 5 лет назад +8

    Joey "just gnaw on it like a dawg" Diaz

  • @grub1c805
    @grub1c805 5 лет назад +56

    Not quite sure how I feel about this one Joey 😂😂

    • @randolfo1265
      @randolfo1265 Год назад

      The JRE interview that Joey describes getting it on with the one legged woman will do you in

  • @ramiabdalla2661
    @ramiabdalla2661 3 года назад +5

    10:50
    I'm saving this for myself, I don't even care, this is too funny.

  • @younglatex5607
    @younglatex5607 3 года назад +5

    “What’s half way there mean!?” “Ohh Kay” gave me morty vibes

  • @barriebutsers3379
    @barriebutsers3379 2 года назад +6

    0:55 Lee’s “oh my god” killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OutspokenRed
    @OutspokenRed 5 лет назад +7

    His fucking laugh is amazing

  • @fredclement5461
    @fredclement5461 4 года назад +30

    Oh lord if my parents knew I was watching this

  • @alankerlidou2591
    @alankerlidou2591 5 лет назад +12

    7:50 to 8:32 -> me describing my experience eating Popeye's Chicken Sandwich.

  • @rudesback5013
    @rudesback5013 4 года назад +1

    jeesus joey can always make me laugh. that dog part of the clit was hilarious!

  • @justfine77777
    @justfine77777 3 года назад +3

    Joey has me using the term “a stabbin” all the time.

  • @lenardsteinluna5361
    @lenardsteinluna5361 4 года назад +10

    Joey's laugh at 0:46 lmao sounds like the grim reaper

  • @jheymann69
    @jheymann69 5 лет назад +8

    i was waiting for this one to pop up, was one of my favorite clips that sivedan had uploaded :D good job Lee!

  • @HundredWingZ
    @HundredWingZ 4 года назад +6

    With that ashy laugh I'm surprised I didn't see smoke coming out of his throat 😂

  • @mattheweburns
    @mattheweburns 3 года назад +3

    Thanks Joey because now I have to listen to “Shake that monkey“ every freaking day

  • @PNW_Hunters_shorts
    @PNW_Hunters_shorts 11 месяцев назад

    The best part about joeys comedy is cause it’s genuinely true stuff that has happened to him.

  • @MijoShrek
    @MijoShrek 4 года назад +13

    Freaking hilarious episode I don't know of her but she was killing it,lmao great stuff

  • @seanpowlesland1703
    @seanpowlesland1703 4 года назад +2

    This is one of my favorite uncle Joey moments

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 5 лет назад +8

    That's 35??? Holy Jesus...
    and this might be the best interview I've ever heard in my life...

    • @pantslizard
      @pantslizard 5 лет назад +2

      @@sidneyvicious1128 - says a jealous chick... 😆😂

    • @ghostmateify
      @ghostmateify 4 года назад

      @@bw8362 u dumb as fuck, look at her IG shes got a good body

  • @ChinChecker22
    @ChinChecker22 3 года назад +7

    8:10 to 8:30 is the best part of this clip. 🤣🤣

  • @lordatlas
    @lordatlas 5 лет назад +49

    Wtf was up with that noise in the first second

    • @babyray5643
      @babyray5643 5 лет назад +29

      Lee slippin a finga under the table

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 лет назад +15

      The flying Jew slipped in a finger in her muffler

  • @Opheggie54
    @Opheggie54 3 года назад +2

    This is absolutely hilarious Crazy Glue LOL