I always imagine Joey as a “normal” person and not a comedian, that makes him even more funny. I imagine him at a construction site, lunch break at an Office, as a bartender, everything. He could be anything lol
"What terrorist? The only terrorist is the fear you have of yourself!" "The ball's in your fucking court." "We're America! You don't ever have to be afraid again!" "Don't mistake our fucking kindness for fucking weakness." Damn it, I love Joey Diaz.
Joey said on a podcast with Rogan that whenever his Immigrant Mother took them to a baseball game, she had to get there early enough to hear the national anthem bc it was important to her. That’s what it’s all about🇺🇸
this is the absolute best shit to be watching before a 9 hour blue collar construction job at 5:30 in the morning thank you uncle joey LETS GET THIS BREAD
@@mackjoeceo hmu with ur email and ill send it, just send me the minute mark and ill clip it for you. S A L U T E! THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE FUCKING M A R I N E
Instead of listening to the Canadian national anthem, I put this on instead, because as uncle Joey says, you don’t have to be an American to be American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
this should be shown in high schools every morning
David it would certainly have an effect on the kids psyche 😂
Isaac Jimenez fr i wouldve rather stand up to the first clip
Isaac Jimenez it’ll be for the better 💀
@Steve Hunt show the acid episode of the church for into to chemistry 😂
can imagine 5 years olds crying to this
They need him on a radio station on gta 6
Please rockstar 🙏
They need him on a radio period
YES
Lmao yea
Let’s make a petition
Im not American but after listening to this I feel like a true Patriot.
"You don't have to be an American to be an American." - Joey Diaz
I was in the toilet and I stood up when he said “get up motherfuckers”
I feel the same way
“Being an American is a mindset”- Joey Diaz
We’re all American for these 12 minutes
They should pay Joey Diaz to say this shit at every citizenship ceremony whenever someone becomes a citizen.
He is the prime example of the american dream.
I wish he was doing that at mine
They should just have him shouting into a mic at a wall and that’s it, they get their diploma or whatever and leave
😂😂
Definitely would hire him for mine
I could listen to Joey talk literal nonsense for hours and never get bored
Same 😂😂
thats basically what this is innit😂
Same lmao
😂😂😂😂who wouldnt this guy is a legend
Lololol me too
"We're going to north Korea in like a year. Its gonna be an island, its gonna glow in the dark!"
Fuckin' Tremendous!
You better make you march part 2... and remember total war or no war
I don't know if that is hinting at Bright city light and a digging a water border to China or nuclear annihilation
"Why? Because we're AMERICAN!"
I fucking love that one
Should be the super bowl halftime show
LOL
I'm sure he could easily go on for like 15-20 minutes. Just him, in the middle of the stadium with one spotlight on him.
If the public networks weren’t so sensitive, it’d probably be the best halftime show lol
PLEASE
Send Joey to motivate the troops😂
Lol hell ya
The troops would be so fired up they’d march to China and plant a flag in Tiananmen Square
@@User_32LETS FUCKING GO!
Like Bob
I would re enlist lol
the shock in the beginning is the best.
Hahhaha that's what I thought also
Tremendous
Guys
"You don't need to be born in America to be an American" ! - Joey Diaz
Dont come to America we are full
🇬🇧&🇺🇸 💪♥️
You just gotta get up grab your balls and salute the flag.
@Mercurial Empire Nah, man. I'm good.
I'm Italian and I feel this. 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 keep pushing guys!
In an alternate dimension joey Diaz was the funniest drill sergeant ever.
*drill instructor
@@exposememe5227 well Joey ain’t joining the marines so he’s right
@@robertlofreddo2289 ruclips.net/video/12EIYgKnAFU/видео.html
I always imagine Joey as a “normal” person and not a comedian, that makes him even more funny. I imagine him at a construction site, lunch break at an Office, as a bartender, everything. He could be anything lol
Naw, he talks about them enough he'd 100% be some Staff or Gunnery Sergeant SDI
That intro scared the shit outta uncle joey 😂😂
Pain looked like he was about to pass out, BANG
Fuckkkkk
"What terrorist? The only terrorist is the fear you have of yourself!"
"The ball's in your fucking court." "We're America! You don't ever have to be afraid again!"
"Don't mistake our fucking kindness for fucking weakness."
Damn it, I love Joey Diaz.
Joey said on a podcast with Rogan that whenever his Immigrant Mother took them to a baseball game, she had to get there early enough to hear the national anthem bc it was important to her. That’s what it’s all about🇺🇸
“I’m sure you had an uncle who stabbed a Puerto Rican in the heart”😂
LMFAO
I felt that one.
Lmao
”Something….”
I'm 1/2 puertarican and I almost spit up my coffee 😄
“The only terrorist is the fear you have of yourself” really inspiring tbh
“I’m sure you had a grandpa that killed a Japanese person”😭
Lmai
Stabbed a Puerto Rican in the heart💀💀
What time does he say that?
😂😂😂😂😂uncle diaz never misses
Never related to anything more 😂
this is the absolute best shit to be watching before a 9 hour blue collar construction job at 5:30 in the morning thank you uncle joey LETS GET THIS BREAD
Raaaahhh 🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🇺🇸🇺🇸💸💸💸
GIVE ME 10 HAMMERS
AMERICA BITCH SO WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!
“The marines. Be all you can be” 😂😂😂 I’m pretty sure that’s as a 90s army commercial.
I listen to this before every test.
If you dont hear this in your head 24/7 then theres a problem
"240 years we've been slinging dick!"
I'm dying 😂.
america needs more of this energy
we need another national anthem pep talk in this current environment
Dude the first one will be relevant at any time bahaha
theultimateninja I’m gonna screen record the first one and start watching it every morning
i think we really need one now
He gave one and it was anti american
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"Ask a pilgrim." 💀
You're really pretty😁
🎇
Johnny Cochrans daughter is pretty light skinned lol
@@Joelontugs dark where it counts - on the inside
@@taracochran is that a good thing or is that a bad thing but its something I totally understand but can't define myself
He looked tired and as soon as the national anthem kicked in he was ready! 😂
Not even American, but I had to acknowledge the great man’s speech today
You don’t need to be an American to be American
This is the best video on youtube. Bar none. Shut it down.
@@mgbbb2874 I'm fucking crying😂😂
oh vey
This legitimately is my Alarm clock. I rise to the National anthem playing , with Joey spilling wisdom.
Stealing
please tell me how to do this
@@mackjoeceo hmu with ur email and ill send it, just send me the minute mark and ill clip it for you. S A L U T E!
THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE FUCKING M A R I N E
Same dog 😂
When Joey sighs and then goes to sleep to only be awaken and deliver a speech of godly magnitude is all I need
“Get your guns, go shoot somebody”😂😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
Here I am on 9/11/2019..... best speech ever .. I got so motivated that I punch my mother in the face by mistake.
I just hate when that happens!not your fault,she was to close!
@@bernard6413 11/11/19. Punched my dog by mistake because joey got me so revved up
@@travisnelson9104 3-3-22. Taking a dump with the sun shining down. Salute
imagine calling urself mrathesit . fucking bum
This is what America means to me.
Bro when he was scared by the anthem I died😂
Probably waiting too long for Lee's slow ass to start playing it.
GYST Work your field *lees high ass
I’m literally crying of laughter from him getting startled 😭
Had to play this on the 4th of July
Every year cocksucka. Trump 2020
@@bammargera8643 I wish. Instead we got these crappy gun laws and retarded immigration laws. Oh well.
I love how about 6:30 lee knew the anthem was going to be asked for and ge got all excited
He does everytime hahaha
I need this as my morning alarm
Hits From the Bong. 😆
It is from my morning alarm
My biggest regret is not serving in the military so i could have put a picture of joey under my helmet
The way things are going brother their might be another draft. I'll be right next to you with another pic of the same uncle!
Joey can wake jesus up with his wonderfullness, joey for pope 2020.
FOR POPE IM DEAD
You know things are gonna get real when Joey says “play the anthem, the good one”
0:30-1:00 Kim Jong get a voicemail and this is what it says
Instead of listening to the Canadian national anthem, I put this on instead, because as uncle Joey says, you don’t have to be an American to be American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
God damn right
Amen
You only need to believe in freedom to be an American 🇺🇲🫡
Best alarm ever, i've heard this every morning for the last 3 years
Same 😂
Uncle Joey for president 2020
Edibles for everyone! Haha
“I’m sure you had a grandpa who killed a Japanese person.” I love you Joey.
Every Memorial Day and 4th of July I watch these. Never fails to get me hyped 🇺🇸
Houston here. Love ya Joey
HOUSTON HERE too baby. Sugarland cocksuckas! We're the baddest!!!!
Jersey always in da house ! Houston Respect ! Peace Cocksuckas !!!
Lee laughing makes it even funnier 😂😂
"im a savage, all i need is a fuckin knife, a spear, and a ffffffuuu i dont even know what i need no more" -uncle joey
Immediately put it into my favorites playlist.
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
4th of July 2021 let's go joey!
The Obama care rant is priceless
Also the marines, I can’t breath man gosh we don’t deserve Joey
2:58 This audio error is an American tragedy.
The fact that the only word you can make out is ‘bullshit’ is beautiful
Joeys words alone are a reason to enlist as an 0311 Rifleman in the Marine Corps
Rah
Hell yeah Devil
already there just waiting on boot
I enlisted as an 11bravo
i watch this every Memorial day and 4th of July with my brother, its our yearly tradition lmao appreciate you uncle joey🫡
I listen to this every morning before breakfast salute uncle joey.
I watch this every Memorial Day weekend just to know this country is still great!
Tremendous
I'm an American and this is my favorite video on RUclips! God bless Uncle Joey!
I am officially gonna make this my wake up alarm
Ur the man dawg
Lee’s giggles make it even better, man I miss the church 😂
Im having serious trouble breathing through my laughter
I'd vote for joey
The opening clip is classic. So much raw emotion.
Every day since I've found this. I come here for my daily motivation. Stay in a american state of mind.
I played the Mega Millions lottery today hoping to get enough money to hire Uncle Joey for a private show.
Funniest man in America!
That beginning always gets me. So fucking loud out of nowhere and Joey was already tired. Yet he snaps back into it and gets SAVAGE.
Give me 10 hammers lmao 7:25
hammas
That was inspirational as hell, not gonna lie
Lmaoo 😂😂🤣🤣
Best video on RUclips 😂😂
I listen to this before every one of my wrestling matches, literally gives me so much confidence
Watching this to amp myself up cuz I'm in need of this energy
I shoulda done this when they told me to do the pledge at school mornings smh
"Katrina's cousin Maria, the other one... Huston, Puerto Rico, fuckin FLORIDAA" I love joey bro
I wanna memorize one of these and do it at a baseball game.
Petition to replace the pledge of allegiance in high school to this! 😭😭
Joey Diaz motivation >>>>> Jocko Willink motivation
Yeeees!!
Or david goggins. They're all good I like to switch it up now and then
I love how he salutes like the sun is in his eyes
I always come here when im feeling down and It always wanna make me kick ass.
This always gets me so pumped up 🇺🇸
God Bless America
“I don’t even SHOPLIFT no more”
I listen to this to hype me up when I’m lifting 😂😂
I’m here competing in Powerlifting listening to this about to deadlift lol
I shed a tear of pride listening to this
Here on the 4th to support Joey and American 💪🏼💪🏼
Started my 4th of July morning with this gem
the first speech is lowkey motivating as fuck
What happened to the sound at 3:00
Sounds like an auto compressor kicked in.
Lee fucked up 😂😂
Lee fucked up lol
Lee fucked up lol
Revisit this every Fourth of July. God bless America, and stay black!
LMAO Joey is the funniest man on earth!
When he jumped I lost it 😭😭😭😂😂😂 love you uncle
joey got to do some more national anthems!!! A new heated one! For the new year!!!
7:26 GIMME TEN HAMMAS! TEN FUCKIN' HAMMAS! 😂😂😂 Lee's face is PRICELESS
SemperFi always love you uncle Joey 🇺🇸
What's up Church Fam.
Gotta revisit this from time to time.
God bless the USA 🇺🇸 and God bless our uncle Joey!
10:56
The way he delivers “well the webpage don’t work” makes me fuckin die everytime
I listen to this before every test, god bless Joey Diaz
We could use another one of these speeches rn
the way he hops up after it begins is the best
Start my morning listening to this 7:00
I come back and listen to this every couple of months haha.
Wakes me up in the morning. Amen Joey Diaz