I'm from fuckin Texas and I can tell you Jersey Mike's is one of the best sandwich shops out there. They fuckin' sliced the meat right there for me. Felt like a real ass delhi.
@@herkimer2257 two reason why I like him.#1 He's an funny as fuck #2 He's a perfect example of how no matter what a person does in there life, if one keeps at it then you still make it out on top.
Lewis ...top of what? he literally sits on his ass and flaps his gums. What the actual fuck are you on about? Do you have a hardon to be a lazy no good piece of shit with a bit of money? reach for the lmfao stars there buddy.
McDonald’s has baby patty burgers, no onion rings, no chicken fries, no jalapeño poppers, no zesty sauce, their fries are nothing but salty and flimsy. Cheap dollar menu McDonald’s doesn’t even come close to BK, just mainstream like pop music.
@jay Dude thats why I love him its fucking hilarious. He just channels his current mood into the conversation so it doesnt always make 100% sense but its coming from the heart
I was eating at subway looking at my phone I look down there's a fucking trail of ants coming from the trashbin killing themselves in my soda Last time i been there
You can really tell that joey really cares about lee, he has helped lee improve on his social skills tremendously and always gives him the most honest advice and only fucks with him because he likes him so much
“No more subway. You are a Jersey Mike’s guy now” I am laughing my ass off throughout this video. Uncle Joey talking about food and treating lee like he is an idiot. It’s absolutely hysterical. I can’t stop laughing
Give uncle Joey his flowers while he’s still here. People wait till legends pass to give them the recognition they deserve. Absolute legend. Seen all these clips 5x over and it’s still funny 🤣.
You know Joey's brutal, and he mocks him ruthlessly, but you can see he cares, and no woman should get her way in everything in a relationship. She should be Miss Right, as long as her first name isn't Always!
“It’s a beautiful fuckin sandwich” i used to eat subway and then i found jersey mikes. It was next door to a dojo. I started eating Jersey mikes, sitting in my car, and watching jujitsu training. Doing jujitsu now. Jersey mikes changed my life!!
Now go to Boston an go to any Greek or Italian hole in the way an order a sub Or go north shore and get a 3way beef I miss the subs jersy mikes is decent rep but the real deal is the hole in the wall
Its funny because for the last 2 months I've only been eating meat including bacon and butter and lost 42lbs easily. 30lbs in the first month. I'm the leanest I've ever been at this weight and feel awesome. People don’t know enough about nutrition lol
Had it a few weeks ago. Hadn't had it in years. It smelled like sweaty aluminum foil INSIDE the restaurant, I opened the sandwich inside the car, and the smell filled the car. It wasn't right. My locker room back in high school smelled better than the smell coming from this sandwich. Tasted meh...waste of money.
@@badjoke1981 Wow you got a loan from the bank and have tenants pay it off for you? Well done 😂 but seriously you left your job over a joke so whether it was the right decision or not you still did it for a pretty dumb reason you have to admit
@@shurngirdleh3936 damn you think you know me or something but actually I bought a cheap place and remolded it with my own money while working a full time job for over a year and now I rent it out no loans but damn I shouldn’t have to go into all that over a joking comment from over a year ago stay salty
Selfrighteous Suicide i worked at subway a few years ago. Basically the tuna is some bagged tuna from the back mixed in with about a gallon of mayonnaise. It’s probably about 60% mayonnaise and 40% tuna. A lot of customers would get extra mayonnaise added on, making their sandwich about 70% mayo, 20% bread and 10% tuna. Tremendous.
I do the same thing to an old lady I work with. All night (we work 3rd shift) I just keep naming random news headlines and look for her to react to one and then continue to contradict her opinion.
He eats really good now. Overweight people gotta eat right or they risk getting diabities and low blood pressure. Something the average joerogan dont gotta worry about. I like how when joey is explaining someone he will just throw your name in there like if joerogan didnt front me a gram of blow then joerogan would hear me knockin on joerogans door at 2 in the mornin with an aluminum baseball bat and a mean face
The unsung gem of this video that doesn't get enough chat .. Mick brings up the diner, Joey's immediate disapproval with the quick, mid-sentence, "...no, don't got there..." and slides back into bashing Lee. Hahaha.
Message to Martin Scorsese: Now De Niro and Pacino are retiring please cast Joey Diaz in a top Mobster role - he is a natural and the dialogue comes ready written...
I think that joey doesnt want lee getting walked all over by his girl so hes trying to teach him to be assertive with things that he wants particularly with the ruth chris scenario.
It's interesting cause Lee ended up breaking up with his gf down the line. Just the way he bends over backwards for what she wants.. ahh I've been there and he needs to find his balls.
Dude gimme all of it then i will eat it. That shit is delicious but sometimes the bread is harder than my dick on christmas day in 20degree weather at 420 oclock in the mornin
@@leovilla1857 he was, he got extremely fat in the following years and the girl broke up with him anyways after she lost some weight, Uncle Joey was just looking out for him telling him that he needed to ascertain himself as a man, nowadays he's doing much better, he's hitting the gym hard and has lost a ton of weight and he's legit getting yolked, it seems he finally found his nutsack.
@A Fury nah your right he really is in his own class I'm joking around because he's got a scrawny voice but your right he really is in his own class. He's not a really beta haha. Great point
This is one of my favourite videos. Joey sitting back with his cigar like a mobster is just tremendous. "That's it for you, no more Subway. No more Subway."
😂 I like to picture Joey talking absurdly to Lee like a new mafia soldier that just completed a job. Especially with how Joey's head is angled down and he has shadows around his eyes. Lee: "Yeah so I just completed the bank job, ditched the van at the crusher, and hit up Subway on the way back for a light lunch." Joey: "...Wait, you didn't go to Jersey Mike's? They got one right around the corner, right around the corner. What happened?"
"No more Subway, you're a Jersey Mike's guy now."
It's like Lee has been caught fraternising with a rival Family.
This is such a brilliant comment
After reading that comment this whole clip seems like an episode of the sopranos lol
That's too funny, joey's code is so fucking unusual
Oh god I'm crying here 🤣
“You’re my brother Lee, I love you...but never go against the family”
The fact that Coco spent a lifetime taking drugs to the face BUT he draws the line at Subway sandwiches is hilarious to me😂
sub sandwiches are a huge thing in jersey where he grew up.
Subway is a joke. All the veggies are pre-cut and packaged in plastic bags and they put about 3 pieces of processed meat on it. Subway is gross.
@@dontcare7086 given your name my friend I didn't think you would care 🥲
Because who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich?
You gotta have standards and draw the line somewhere
He makes it so personal. "After everything we went through, you didn't go to Big Mike's?" He genuinely cares. Love you Joey
That subway is fake shit. I’ve said it for years. Jersey mikes has those deli slicers with that good deli meat 👍🏾
@@ItsReplayBro subway is for gentiles
@@ItsReplayBrofacts. Jersey Mike's is awesome
He’s joking
I'm from fuckin Texas and I can tell you Jersey Mike's is one of the best sandwich shops out there. They fuckin' sliced the meat right there for me. Felt like a real ass delhi.
"You don't need to put bacon on a burger. It's a double entendre."
I can't 😂
I don’t even live in America and I’m a Jersey Mikes guy now after this
Just support your local sandwich shop, fuck Subway
@@TheRealToadfishRebecchi I’ve started doing that since the pandemic, and I’m going to keep doing it after too. Support local businesses 🤝
@@stepkickking9868 Uncle Joey is for the whole world brotha
You shouldn’t need Joey Diaz to tell you to eat good food
🤣🤣🤣
Joey Diaz would have made the perfect Uncle growing up.
@@herkimer2257 two reason why I like him.#1 He's an funny as fuck #2 He's a perfect example of how no matter what a person does in there life, if one keeps at it then you still make it out on top.
Joey is everyone's uncle, all this A+ life advice is also directed at us shmoes
Imagine he your dad
Lewis ...top of what? he literally sits on his ass and flaps his gums. What the actual fuck are you on about? Do you have a hardon to be a lazy no good piece of shit with a bit of money? reach for the lmfao stars there buddy.
@@herkimer2257 fuck you , why you hating
I was gunna eat Subway for lunch but nope, I’m a jersey mike guy now
Jersey Mikes is wack as well.
@@thisgame2 what about Katzs deli?
KNOW THYSELF nothin but fanooks in broward
And la spadas is a chain too ya big dumb bastard
Primo’s baybay
@@LGRW313 lmaoooo that response was tremendous
The “why do you hate America?” Was perfectly timed 😂
“What’s the name of your Al Quaeda cell?” 😭😂
@@evanschmitt2830 He ruined it with that one
Joey sounds like a mob boss having a sit down😂
You don't raise your voice at a sit-down.
@@churrocrudo I'm just quoting basic mob knowledge you get from watching all that mob stuff on YT. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!
cigar got him method acting
@@yannick245 forget about it!
@Ongo Gablogian Studying the mob makes you A **little drums** historian! And now go home and get your fuckin' shinbox...
As an employee of Jersey Mikes this makes me incredibly proud
Prove it.
beats subway thats for sure
@Scott Sieg I disagree, have had some bad run ins with employees in the past who don’t give a damn
What a fucking serf
You’re a savage
“That’s for white gentiles that eat ranch and believe movie reviews” I’m dead lmfao
I’m using the word gentile from now on
@@Matty217 Chews going around calling people gentile, but cry when they get anything back
@@Jp-do9ny they cry while they strike you
@@ratskate9951 The most accurate quote if all time
"Then why would you put avaocado on your fuckin sandwich?"
"Cause we're in California"
It never fails to make me giggle
"Hey Joey I'm going to Burger King you want anything?"
"No you're going to McDonalds"
That's right.
LOL
And let me tell you why haha 👍
But there's a Mike's around the corner
McDonald’s has baby patty burgers, no onion rings, no chicken fries, no jalapeño poppers, no zesty sauce, their fries are nothing but salty and flimsy. Cheap dollar menu McDonald’s doesn’t even come close to BK, just mainstream like pop music.
You're a Jersey Mike guy now bro
@jay Dude thats why I love him its fucking hilarious. He just channels his current mood into the conversation so it doesnt always make 100% sense but its coming from the heart
@jay it's way better
😂😂😂😂😏😏
Jersey mikes is a huge upgrade to subway. Subway is trash
Me: I kind of like Subway
Uncle Joey: it's poison
Me: poison
I got food poisoning last time I went tbf
And not "every rose has its thorn" Poison 😂😂 _poison_ poison.
Kodiak Wild every Jersey Mike’s has a Subway.
I would like your comment, but it’s at 973, and that’s a Jersey area code.
I was eating at subway looking at my phone
I look down there's a fucking trail of ants coming from the trashbin killing themselves in my soda
Last time i been there
5:54 “MY WIFE ORDERED A CLUB SANDWICH” lolololololol
The way he mocks his voice lmao!
LMAOO
LMAOOOO
OAML
Hahhaha
Lmao
You can really tell that joey really cares about lee, he has helped lee improve on his social skills tremendously and always gives him the most honest advice and only fucks with him because he likes him so much
Lee needed a uncle Joey man he done a 360 in life.. he this my step son look what God inherited me❤
“People are looking at you for leadership” kills me every time
Why do you hate America? Kills me lol
A busload of elderly just perished because of your insubordination. Off a cliff. 🤣
😂
Everyone needs someone like Joey in their life
“No more subway. You are a Jersey Mike’s guy now” I am laughing my ass off throughout this video. Uncle Joey talking about food and treating lee like he is an idiot. It’s absolutely hysterical. I can’t stop laughing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:23
Lee: “ok..” 🤣
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Give uncle Joey his flowers while he’s still here. People wait till legends pass to give them the recognition they deserve. Absolute legend. Seen all these clips 5x over and it’s still funny 🤣.
I am exactly the same. Joey Diaz is guaranteed entertainment, regardless of the story.
@@alaistairhamilton8838 no one makes me laugh harder 😂. One of the Goats 🐐 for sure
I was thinking about this the other day. Joey is everyone's uncle. When he tells a story, I listen. When he goes, it's going to be a shitty day.
Dude is an admitted sex pest. He is a piece of shit
Everytime Joey mocks Lees laugh I die so hard 😂😂😂😂
I’m dying looking for this very comment confirming that’s as funny as I thought lmao
You know Joey's brutal, and he mocks him ruthlessly, but you can see he cares, and no woman should get her way in everything in a relationship.
She should be Miss Right, as long as her first name isn't Always!
totally dude. 10000% correct
“You’re back at that dump...” 😂
7:46 kills me
"He loves that pepperoni." I come back to this vid every 6 months and it makes me laugh every time.
Who tf eats Pepperoni sandwiches 💀
@@b4Sed1593me and my siblings would take pepperoni slices, with chips and eat that shit in a sandwich 😂
“They eat ranch, and believe the reviews to a movie” LOOOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
minute please?!
It’s got 6 staaarrs 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mick instigating every thing Joey says is the most east coast thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
“why do you hate america” 😂
Instigating is so much fun
“It’s a beautiful fuckin sandwich” i used to eat subway and then i found jersey mikes. It was next door to a dojo. I started eating Jersey mikes, sitting in my car, and watching jujitsu training. Doing jujitsu now. Jersey mikes changed my life!!
Inspirational story fr
That's a good story, haha.
Now go to Boston an go to any Greek or Italian hole in the way an order a sub
Or go north shore and get a 3way beef I miss the subs jersy mikes is decent rep but the real deal is the hole in the wall
Bruh who calls jiu jitsu schools a dojo
The look they gave each other at 9:57 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Get Chinese on your own fuckin time.
The way Joey just looks down and shakes his head in disappointment after just hearing him say “Subway” 🤣🤣😂
“You’re a Jersey Mikes guy now”
“Ok🥺”
"That's the new rule. That's it."
"Subway is poison"
"I dip my bacon in butter"
right
@Phil Ill soy chicken replacement too
Eric Preston are you serious or dies subway really have fake meat ???
Its funny because for the last 2 months I've only been eating meat including bacon and butter and lost 42lbs easily. 30lbs in the first month. I'm the leanest I've ever been at this weight and feel awesome. People don’t know enough about nutrition lol
Black_Iraq_War Veteran they have the vegan alternatives which are soy but yes the use real meat its just not fresh in any way like they exclaim
Lee: but she doesn't like steak.
Joey: "WHO GIVES AF WHAT SHE LIKES!!!" Almost had me in tears haha
Took me OUT😂😂😂😂😂
I love it when lee says something and joey looks at the guest and goes "see what I gotta deal with...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:50 Joey's reaction when Lee says " I get pepperoni from the deli counter" is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro cringed frfr 😂😂😂😂😂
Also 0:25 when Joey hears that Lee got subway, like a disappointed dad 😂😂😂
@@ismthamisfithe’s legitimately upset 😂
joey is the one person i can listen to rant about anything for hours lol
I listen to this rant every morning to start my day
Smart fella
"I got friends at Harvard. I got friends in high places". Joey is killing me lol
“I’m like Garth Brooks I got friends in high places” Joey Diaz
I came back here to hear uncle Joey tell me what a beautiful sandwich is again. I bought a sub yesterday and it was missing something
😭😭😭
Had it a few weeks ago. Hadn't had it in years. It smelled like sweaty aluminum foil INSIDE the restaurant, I opened the sandwich inside the car, and the smell filled the car. It wasn't right. My locker room back in high school smelled better than the smell coming from this sandwich. Tasted meh...waste of money.
@@leovilla1857 you bought a lee sandwich haha
No more Subway guy.
@@giovanni5819That I did. Never again.
I quit my job at subway 2 years ago when I heard this. just coming back to hear the rant that made me change my life for the better 😂
This is hilarious
You quit your job over a joke? 😂 did you not see that Lee and Joey went to Subway right after this?
@@shurngirdleh3936 went from sandwich artist to landlord in just over a year definitely made a change for the better thanks to uncle Joey
@@badjoke1981 Wow you got a loan from the bank and have tenants pay it off for you? Well done 😂 but seriously you left your job over a joke so whether it was the right decision or not you still did it for a pretty dumb reason you have to admit
@@shurngirdleh3936 damn you think you know me or something but actually I bought a cheap place and remolded it with my own money while working a full time job for over a year and now I rent it out no loans but damn I shouldn’t have to go into all that over a joking comment from over a year ago stay salty
“He’s from the East Coast, will you straighten him out” 😂😂
Uncle Joey for Jersey Mike's pitchman. "You're a Jersey Mike's guy now"
Best pitchman ever.
As an employee at Subway currently, this is scary accurate.
Charles Martel you don’t wanna know how that tuna gets prepped bro
@@atldamian2948 i do now!
Charles Martel I would rather kill myself than eat that tuna
Selfrighteous Suicide i worked at subway a few years ago. Basically the tuna is some bagged tuna from the back mixed in with about a gallon of mayonnaise. It’s probably about 60% mayonnaise and 40% tuna. A lot of customers would get extra mayonnaise added on, making their sandwich about 70% mayo, 20% bread and 10% tuna. Tremendous.
Charles Martel poison
A good ol ball busting on a Monday 😂
Therapy
No week goes well without a good ball busting first thing Monday morning lol!
This and Joeys rant on Dominos pizza are some of his finest moments on a podcast 😂😂😂
That "white gentile" impression kills me every time !!!
Helmut Whynot same here. It’s so good.
It’s the greatest
I’m never going to subway again lol Joey’s voice is in my head now
8:10 “She doesn’t like steak” Joeys reaction 😂
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😃😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
0-100😂😂😂😂
exactly. 100% true
lmaooo
If this isn't how you answer you're half a man
"Coconut Macaroons" Out of the blue has me DEAD😂😂😂😂
Joey’s confidence is unmatched. “You’re a Jersey Mike’s guy now”.
LMFAOO Joey called "being redundant" a "double colostopy" hahahahaha
it’s pretty close to double entendres
I was with him until he said bacon doesn't belong on a cheeseburger
@@kendrickkipikas5458 it doesn’t. All you taste is the bacon.
He was tryna say double entendre
Joey has a problem with bacon on hamburgers because you'll need a "double colonoscopy", but then says he dips bacon in butter.....lol what a guy.
Lmao
He is the true Master Hippocrate
Maybe he is in character?
Dont question joey
Hello fellow detractor, give me yah mahney
I come back to this video and other old Lee Syatt roasts anytime I need a mood boost. Old school Church episodes hit different.
“As long as your in my house, you’ll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon....and bacon that sausage, boy”
-Homer Simpson
Patrick Delaney I just read that in joeys voice in my head lol
Same here. Good shit.
Amazing comment, legit said this out loud when I heard Joey say that
My heart hurts!
That reference 😁
I feel like Lee just trolls Joey at this point 😂
Kevin Zuniga I feel you, it’s kinda funny actually haha
JoelAmbrose it’s definitely hilarious how he gets him riled up over dumb shit 😂
I do the same thing to an old lady I work with. All night (we work 3rd shift) I just keep naming random news headlines and look for her to react to one and then continue to contradict her opinion.
Nah if you actually know to read people then you can actually tell that he's being completely authentic!! 7
ThaGreaT FranK glad someone else noticed
Imagine taking diet advice from Joey Diaz LOL
He does know what tastes good
You love subway
"Blue cheese on hot wings or go fuck ya mudda" - Joey "CoCo" Diaz
@Tom Myers He was (and still is) a fat fuck, so yeah, might not be a great adviser.
He eats really good now. Overweight people gotta eat right or they risk getting diabities and low blood pressure. Something the average joerogan dont gotta worry about. I like how when joey is explaining someone he will just throw your name in there like if joerogan didnt front me a gram of blow then joerogan would hear me knockin on joerogans door at 2 in the mornin with an aluminum baseball bat and a mean face
The unsung gem of this video that doesn't get enough chat
..
Mick brings up the diner,
Joey's immediate disapproval with the quick, mid-sentence,
"...no, don't got there..." and slides back into bashing Lee. Hahaha.
YES thank you I fly every time I hear that little part lmaoo
Message to Martin Scorsese: Now De Niro and Pacino are retiring please cast Joey Diaz in a top Mobster role - he is a natural and the dialogue comes ready written...
Over a year later your calls were heard by David Chase.
@@ChekeredFreak then he fumbled the bag
What happens@@2stfilms492
Mick to Lee: "People are looking at you for leadership" LMAO
Its hilarious how lee had an answer for joey on almost everything and joey goes crazy lmaoooooo great chemistry
This video alone legitimately made me a Jersey Mike's guy. Joey deserves ad revenue from JM for this video 😂
I think that joey doesnt want lee getting walked all over by his girl so hes trying to teach him to be assertive with things that he wants particularly with the ruth chris scenario.
TUME 1 hate to see it. Smh
@TUME 1 Does anyone know what she looks like? Lee doesn't show her in social media?
It's interesting cause Lee ended up breaking up with his gf down the line. Just the way he bends over backwards for what she wants.. ahh I've been there and he needs to find his balls.
Joshua Lee oh shit I never knew that, did lee talk about it on the podcast?
@TUME 1
Yeah, that's totally not something an asshole would say
As a subway employee, I agree. Our food is shit
"sandwich artist"
its not meant to be good..
c baxwar LOOOOL. I saw that sign at a subway last week and i was so confused
Dude gimme all of it then i will eat it. That shit is delicious but sometimes the bread is harder than my dick on christmas day in 20degree weather at 420 oclock in the mornin
Chilly Mike Give ya the shits 💯
Lmao i love this level of passion. He's not ragging to rag he's not even being mean they're actually discussing food like friends.
The best Jersey Mike’s and Ruth Chris commercial in history!
“The way he said he would smack lees girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fucking crying bro
He said "I would smack her..." then didn't follow it up with anything. He would generally just smack her 😂.
“When you go to Boston do you see avocado on a sandwich NO then why do you do it” “Cause were in California”😂😂
But then Joey says "You're not in the East coast, why are you riding a train" lmao even though he wants him to eat like he's from the East Coast.
Nice nose, shekelstein
Joey "double colostopy" Diaz, that shit had me dieing laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
Colin Crume wow, I actually read “double colostopy” in your comment a t the exact moment he said it. Water the odds.
“No more bacon on burgers” Joey really sounded mad saying that😂😂
Italian guys talk about sandwiches with a different passion than other people
None of them are italian...
Only he’s Cuban
Yeah but he grew up in Jersey. That's Italian enough for me
@@matthewbourgeois9648 lmao
@RUclips User this. I had an accent to these southerners appearently but didn't realize
As an east coast guy, Jersey Mike’s is objectively on a different level than Subway. Joey has every right to be upset lmao
Joey Diaz sounds exactly like the male version of Marge on the Simpson’s... holy
😂😂😂😂 he does tho
Lol true but I hate marges voice but love joeys
once you read this comment theres no going back, fuck you , your a genius
Marge's sister...?
"I told him, take my card go to the joint and throw a steak down her throught" 🤣
Lee getting an ear beatin
Giovanni Cardone Joey what’s wit the ear beatin. Just kidding this is great
Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich? .....Most ppl, im crying
Every English man
thats so fucking creepy he just said it as i found your comment
@@LAWLTUBES666 what's creepy is he thinks most ppl do that lol
Grilled cheese only brah
Lee’s little quips after Jory’s rants are hilarious lmao
The way Joey mimics how lee talks is hilarious 😂😂😂
Needed this. Makes my day easier
"But you're a huge fan of the cheese and veggie su--"
"NO I DONT!!! I DON'T!!!!"
PURE COMEDY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anytime I see someone coming out of Subway:
"...why do you hate America?"
Lmao stop it 🤣🤣
Haha
🤣🤣
Whats the name of your Al Qaeda cell?
wow lol
As soon as Lee said he ate subway Joey looked like his son just said he’s a transgender
I want to like this but it's at 420 likes so instead I will comment. Don't ruin this, people
tRiGgErEd
He sounded genuinely disappointed in Lee, like Lee was losing his way in life
@@leovilla1857 he was, he got extremely fat in the following years and the girl broke up with him anyways after she lost some weight, Uncle Joey was just looking out for him telling him that he needed to ascertain himself as a man, nowadays he's doing much better, he's hitting the gym hard and has lost a ton of weight and he's legit getting yolked, it seems he finally found his nutsack.
Transjendah! 😎
I come back and listen to this often. never gets old
When he slapped Lees invisible girlfriend I started rolling lmao
Lee is the chillest beta male every. I love him
C GENERAL lol so true
@A Fury nah your right he really is in his own class I'm joking around because he's got a scrawny voice but your right he really is in his own class. He's not a really beta haha. Great point
@A Fury almost like how most "tough" guys at the gym that act alpha really aren't they just try and look the part. Same situation I guess 👍
@A Fury wow youre really deep into ranking people
@@leorickt.9604 Hahahaha!
The way Joey’s face drops when Lee says he ate Subway cracks me up every time
This feels like an abandoned sopranos subplot 😂
If you look from the viewpoint of the guests as the Enforcer and Joey is the boss yessss 😂😂😂😂
You’re a Jersey mike guy now, get a regular sandwich, no chips and a diet soda and you’ll be fine. I do it all the fuckin time.
Tub in a sub!
@Jj Dillon he’s losing weight you fucking doofus. Tremendous.
wow. 10000% right!
Woah its almost like we watched the exact same vid
True. Have your cheat food but average it out. Diet coke. No chips. Save 500 cal plus.
“There’s a bus load of grandmothers that just perished because of your insubordination” hahahaha
I love the response of Lee when Joey asked him "y would you put fuckin avocado on a sandwich" and he's like " cuz we're in California" 😂😂😂😂
Avocado with a turkey sandwich is amazing
@the_beef4762 it's the best 👌
“You’re back at that dump...” 😂
“Pop a pimple on your face that cheddar cheese is coming out”
I'll pop over your face
@
@@Sneak248 I'll pop my muffler on your rosebud you racist
CHEDDA
This is one of my favourite videos. Joey sitting back with his cigar like a mobster is just tremendous. "That's it for you, no more Subway. No more Subway."
"Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich?"
LMFAO
😂 I like to picture Joey talking absurdly to Lee like a new mafia soldier that just completed a job. Especially with how Joey's head is angled down and he has shadows around his eyes.
Lee: "Yeah so I just completed the bank job, ditched the van at the crusher, and hit up Subway on the way back for a light lunch."
Joey: "...Wait, you didn't go to Jersey Mike's? They got one right around the corner, right around the corner. What happened?"
Joey diaz is every martin Scorsese mafia member who's been in the mafia for years ahead of anyone else, and is just the cook
Tremendous description
You gotta know the kitchen.
Nothing like an ear beating from uncle Joey on a Monday 😂🤣
11:00 “it’s a double “nontundra” 😂 😆 😭
Joey tryin' to tell Lee to find a new woman, while reinforcing his East coast heritage. Savage as always, I see.
Joey giving the best dating advice at 7:17
Joey sounded so betrayed when Lee mentioned subway
That's a double colostapy, what is that called? If you wrote a sentence, what is that called?
I freaking dying.
"It's a double nuntrundra"
@@Stealth1919 entendre
I’m from north of Boston. And hearing Joey say “you’re an east cost guy”, gave me a much greater sense of responsibility 😂