Joey Diaz's Epic Rant About Lee Eating Subway

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 5 лет назад +6355

    "No more Subway, you're a Jersey Mike's guy now."
    It's like Lee has been caught fraternising with a rival Family.

    • @noahcristian5814
      @noahcristian5814 5 лет назад +122

      This is such a brilliant comment

    • @alexfreed8745
      @alexfreed8745 5 лет назад +141

      After reading that comment this whole clip seems like an episode of the sopranos lol

    • @dpapa2175
      @dpapa2175 4 года назад +52

      That's too funny, joey's code is so fucking unusual

    • @rebeccatierney7481
      @rebeccatierney7481 4 года назад +17

      Oh god I'm crying here 🤣

    • @twinkieman237
      @twinkieman237 4 года назад +71

      “You’re my brother Lee, I love you...but never go against the family”

  • @skar5541
    @skar5541 2 года назад +2498

    He makes it so personal. "After everything we went through, you didn't go to Big Mike's?" He genuinely cares. Love you Joey

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro Год назад +48

      That subway is fake shit. I’ve said it for years. Jersey mikes has those deli slicers with that good deli meat 👍🏾

    • @Christian-rt4zs
      @Christian-rt4zs Год назад

      @@ItsReplayBro subway is for gentiles

    • @ElantraFukkenGang
      @ElantraFukkenGang Год назад +9

      ​@@ItsReplayBrofacts. Jersey Mike's is awesome

    • @spacemonkey11221
      @spacemonkey11221 Год назад +2

      He’s joking

    • @agent136
      @agent136 Год назад +7

      I'm from fuckin Texas and I can tell you Jersey Mike's is one of the best sandwich shops out there. They fuckin' sliced the meat right there for me. Felt like a real ass delhi.

  • @mrm5183
    @mrm5183 4 года назад +4081

    I don’t even live in America and I’m a Jersey Mikes guy now after this

    • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
      @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 4 года назад +74

      Just support your local sandwich shop, fuck Subway

    • @stepkickking9868
      @stepkickking9868 4 года назад +41

      @@TheRealToadfishRebecchi I’ve started doing that since the pandemic, and I’m going to keep doing it after too. Support local businesses 🤝

    • @bigsnacks913
      @bigsnacks913 4 года назад +24

      @@stepkickking9868 Uncle Joey is for the whole world brotha

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 4 года назад +7

      You shouldn’t need Joey Diaz to tell you to eat good food

    • @gwyn8590
      @gwyn8590 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @dotdotdot9038
    @dotdotdot9038 Год назад +340

    "You don't need to put bacon on a burger. It's a double entendre."
    I can't 😂

  • @NoiseThatLaughs
    @NoiseThatLaughs 3 года назад +6585

    The fact that Coco spent a lifetime taking drugs to the face BUT he draws the line at Subway sandwiches is hilarious to me😂

    • @ACE7O2
      @ACE7O2 2 года назад +233

      sub sandwiches are a huge thing in jersey where he grew up.

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 2 года назад

      Subway is a joke. All the veggies are pre-cut and packaged in plastic bags and they put about 3 pieces of processed meat on it. Subway is gross.

    • @calmdownbeavis7039
      @calmdownbeavis7039 2 года назад

      @@dontcare7086 given your name my friend I didn't think you would care 🥲

    • @alexfizer
      @alexfizer 2 года назад +119

      Because who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich?

    • @ironstone_
      @ironstone_ 2 года назад +117

      You gotta have standards and draw the line somewhere

  • @dorenjackson1166
    @dorenjackson1166 5 лет назад +2512

    Joey sounds like a mob boss having a sit down😂

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 4 года назад +48

      You don't raise your voice at a sit-down.

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 4 года назад +102

      @@churrocrudo I'm just quoting basic mob knowledge you get from watching all that mob stuff on YT. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!

    • @HamptonCollabs
      @HamptonCollabs 4 года назад +20

      cigar got him method acting

    • @Tazourakht1990
      @Tazourakht1990 4 года назад +9

      @@yannick245 forget about it!

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 4 года назад +4

      @Ongo Gablogian Studying the mob makes you A **little drums** historian! And now go home and get your fuckin' shinbox...

  • @lewisscott4497
    @lewisscott4497 5 лет назад +8047

    Joey Diaz would have made the perfect Uncle growing up.

    • @lewisscott4497
      @lewisscott4497 5 лет назад +175

      @@herkimer2257 two reason why I like him.#1 He's an funny as fuck #2 He's a perfect example of how no matter what a person does in there life, if one keeps at it then you still make it out on top.

    • @awsomesauce4141
      @awsomesauce4141 5 лет назад +122

      Joey is everyone's uncle, all this A+ life advice is also directed at us shmoes

    • @guybrushthreepwood8174
      @guybrushthreepwood8174 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine he your dad

    • @herkimer2257
      @herkimer2257 5 лет назад +3

      Lewis ...top of what? he literally sits on his ass and flaps his gums. What the actual fuck are you on about? Do you have a hardon to be a lazy no good piece of shit with a bit of money? reach for the lmfao stars there buddy.

    • @ggybl6732
      @ggybl6732 5 лет назад +21

      @@herkimer2257 fuck you , why you hating

  • @rayreyes7094
    @rayreyes7094 2 года назад +96

    "He loves that pepperoni." I come back to this vid every 6 months and it makes me laugh every time.

    • @b4Sed1593
      @b4Sed1593 6 месяцев назад

      Who tf eats Pepperoni sandwiches 💀

    • @dominicbonarrigo6502
      @dominicbonarrigo6502 4 месяца назад

      @@b4Sed1593me and my siblings would take pepperoni slices, with chips and eat that shit in a sandwich 😂

  • @Joecota95
    @Joecota95 5 лет назад +5392

    I was gunna eat Subway for lunch but nope, I’m a jersey mike guy now

    • @Selfloathingmisanthrope
      @Selfloathingmisanthrope 5 лет назад +34

      Jersey Mikes is wack as well.

    • @brucebanner3566
      @brucebanner3566 5 лет назад +14

      @@thisgame2 what about Katzs deli?

    • @LGRW313
      @LGRW313 5 лет назад +37

      KNOW THYSELF nothin but fanooks in broward
      And la spadas is a chain too ya big dumb bastard

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 5 лет назад +6

      Primo’s baybay

    • @blan_27
      @blan_27 5 лет назад +14

      @@LGRW313 lmaoooo that response was tremendous

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 5 лет назад +830

    “That’s for white gentiles that eat ranch and believe movie reviews” I’m dead lmfao

    • @Matty217
      @Matty217 3 года назад +5

      I’m using the word gentile from now on

    • @Jp-do9ny
      @Jp-do9ny 2 года назад +24

      @@Matty217 Chews going around calling people gentile, but cry when they get anything back

    • @ratskate9951
      @ratskate9951 2 года назад +31

      @@Jp-do9ny they cry while they strike you

    • @Jp-do9ny
      @Jp-do9ny 2 года назад +17

      @@ratskate9951 The most accurate quote if all time

  • @justinlong7778
    @justinlong7778 4 года назад +3748

    As an employee of Jersey Mikes this makes me incredibly proud

    • @KingSnowyKerr
      @KingSnowyKerr 3 года назад +10

      Prove it.

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 3 года назад +36

      beats subway thats for sure

    • @strxdn1125
      @strxdn1125 3 года назад +5

      @Scott Sieg I disagree, have had some bad run ins with employees in the past who don’t give a damn

    • @adammartin2846
      @adammartin2846 3 года назад +1

      What a fucking serf

    • @giovanni5819
      @giovanni5819 3 года назад +8

      You’re a savage

  • @left4deadfreak
    @left4deadfreak Год назад +121

    Everyone needs someone like Joey in their life

  • @REDRAVH
    @REDRAVH 3 года назад +642

    “People are looking at you for leadership” kills me every time

    • @itzajdmting
      @itzajdmting Год назад +51

      Why do you hate America? Kills me lol

    • @Albatorwow
      @Albatorwow Год назад

      A busload of elderly just perished because of your insubordination. Off a cliff. 🤣

    • @ronaldmurphy2419
      @ronaldmurphy2419 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +2159

    "Hey Joey I'm going to Burger King you want anything?"
    "No you're going to McDonalds"

    • @stevensuich5565
      @stevensuich5565 5 лет назад +34

      That's right.

    • @moneymakinmister8744
      @moneymakinmister8744 5 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @mark-jx9uh
      @mark-jx9uh 5 лет назад +17

      And let me tell you why haha 👍

    • @johnwayne124
      @johnwayne124 5 лет назад +29

      But there's a Mike's around the corner

    • @LeCapitalsRMNB
      @LeCapitalsRMNB 5 лет назад +39

      McDonald’s has baby patty burgers, no onion rings, no chicken fries, no jalapeño poppers, no zesty sauce, their fries are nothing but salty and flimsy. Cheap dollar menu McDonald’s doesn’t even come close to BK, just mainstream like pop music.

  • @67freekegs18
    @67freekegs18 3 года назад +659

    “No more subway. You are a Jersey Mike’s guy now” I am laughing my ass off throughout this video. Uncle Joey talking about food and treating lee like he is an idiot. It’s absolutely hysterical. I can’t stop laughing

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon3290 7 месяцев назад +56

    "Then why would you put avaocado on your fuckin sandwich?"
    "Cause we're in California"
    It never fails to make me giggle

  • @StevenCryar
    @StevenCryar 5 лет назад +2922

    Me: I kind of like Subway
    Uncle Joey: it's poison
    Me: poison

    • @Killopotamus
      @Killopotamus 4 года назад +14

      I got food poisoning last time I went tbf

    • @Pure_KodiakWILD_Power
      @Pure_KodiakWILD_Power 4 года назад +30

      And not "every rose has its thorn" Poison 😂😂 _poison_ poison.

    • @Yourlibrarian
      @Yourlibrarian 4 года назад

      Kodiak Wild every Jersey Mike’s has a Subway.

    • @slovak4life1991
      @slovak4life1991 4 года назад +11

      I would like your comment, but it’s at 973, and that’s a Jersey area code.

    • @peterlauch6172
      @peterlauch6172 3 года назад +11

      I was eating at subway looking at my phone
      I look down there's a fucking trail of ants coming from the trashbin killing themselves in my soda
      Last time i been there

  • @braydenwilliams5001
    @braydenwilliams5001 4 года назад +563

    You can really tell that joey really cares about lee, he has helped lee improve on his social skills tremendously and always gives him the most honest advice and only fucks with him because he likes him so much

    • @vitoblack5928
      @vitoblack5928 Год назад +13

      Lee needed a uncle Joey man he done a 360 in life.. he this my step son look what God inherited me❤

  • @carolbaskin1121
    @carolbaskin1121 3 года назад +739

    Give uncle Joey his flowers while he’s still here. People wait till legends pass to give them the recognition they deserve. Absolute legend. Seen all these clips 5x over and it’s still funny 🤣.

    • @alaistairhamilton8838
      @alaistairhamilton8838 2 года назад +22

      I am exactly the same. Joey Diaz is guaranteed entertainment, regardless of the story.

    • @PHATT_TV
      @PHATT_TV 2 года назад +1

      @@alaistairhamilton8838 no one makes me laugh harder 😂. One of the Goats 🐐 for sure

    • @shanewright344
      @shanewright344 Год назад +15

      I was thinking about this the other day. Joey is everyone's uncle. When he tells a story, I listen. When he goes, it's going to be a shitty day.

    • @soup8786
      @soup8786 Год назад

      Dude is an admitted sex pest. He is a piece of shit

  • @ahhdee1996
    @ahhdee1996 2 года назад +50

    I listen to this rant every morning to start my day

    • @cedyx3
      @cedyx3 7 месяцев назад

      Smart fella

  • @juanguzman6945
    @juanguzman6945 5 лет назад +458

    The way he mocks his voice lmao!

  • @dong7474
    @dong7474 5 лет назад +313

    “They eat ranch, and believe the reviews to a movie” LOOOL

  • @privatepyle4257
    @privatepyle4257 5 лет назад +1122

    You're a Jersey Mike guy now bro

    • @srgt.stones8627
      @srgt.stones8627 5 лет назад +31

      @jay Dude thats why I love him its fucking hilarious. He just channels his current mood into the conversation so it doesnt always make 100% sense but its coming from the heart

    • @elcypher6102
      @elcypher6102 5 лет назад +1

      @jay it's way better

    • @Ashton6644
      @Ashton6644 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😏😏

    • @6InchesSoft
      @6InchesSoft 5 лет назад +6

      Jersey mikes is a huge upgrade to subway. Subway is trash

  • @Benzboy202
    @Benzboy202 10 месяцев назад +21

    "Coconut Macaroons" Out of the blue has me DEAD😂😂😂😂

  • @TheShadowdetective12
    @TheShadowdetective12 3 года назад +735

    I came back here to hear uncle Joey tell me what a beautiful sandwich is again. I bought a sub yesterday and it was missing something

    • @jaketrat3725
      @jaketrat3725 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @leovilla1857
      @leovilla1857 3 года назад +3

      Had it a few weeks ago. Hadn't had it in years. It smelled like sweaty aluminum foil INSIDE the restaurant, I opened the sandwich inside the car, and the smell filled the car. It wasn't right. My locker room back in high school smelled better than the smell coming from this sandwich. Tasted meh...waste of money.

    • @giovanni5819
      @giovanni5819 3 года назад +15

      @@leovilla1857 you bought a lee sandwich haha

    • @captainhindsight2787
      @captainhindsight2787 3 года назад +17

      No more Subway guy.

    • @leovilla1857
      @leovilla1857 3 года назад +2

      @@giovanni5819That I did. Never again.

  • @JswisslolGaming
    @JswisslolGaming 5 лет назад +223

    joey is the one person i can listen to rant about anything for hours lol

  • @circutr2080
    @circutr2080 4 года назад +1049

    Everytime Joey mocks Lees laugh I die so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @BeStupidWithIntent
      @BeStupidWithIntent 3 года назад +26

      I’m dying looking for this very comment confirming that’s as funny as I thought lmao

    • @alaistairhamilton8838
      @alaistairhamilton8838 3 года назад +23

      You know Joey's brutal, and he mocks him ruthlessly, but you can see he cares, and no woman should get her way in everything in a relationship.
      She should be Miss Right, as long as her first name isn't Always!

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад +4

      totally dude. 10000% correct

    • @PraiseJesusChristOurSavior
      @PraiseJesusChristOurSavior Год назад +7

      “You’re back at that dump...” 😂

    • @Jb77783
      @Jb77783 Год назад +5

      7:46 kills me

  • @n3rdstuffz
    @n3rdstuffz Год назад +145

    The “why do you hate America?” Was perfectly timed 😂

    • @evanschmitt2830
      @evanschmitt2830 6 месяцев назад +10

      “What’s the name of your Al Quaeda cell?” 😭😂

    • @FistfulOfGabagool
      @FistfulOfGabagool 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@evanschmitt2830 He ruined it with that one

  • @jakeguy6050
    @jakeguy6050 5 лет назад +764

    "Subway is poison"
    "I dip my bacon in butter"

    • @lw2840
      @lw2840 5 лет назад

      right

    • @ericpreston5826
      @ericpreston5826 4 года назад +1

      @Phil Ill soy chicken replacement too

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 4 года назад +1

      Eric Preston are you serious or dies subway really have fake meat ???

    • @NoFapKing
      @NoFapKing 4 года назад +19

      Its funny because for the last 2 months I've only been eating meat including bacon and butter and lost 42lbs easily. 30lbs in the first month. I'm the leanest I've ever been at this weight and feel awesome. People don’t know enough about nutrition lol

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 4 года назад +1

      Black_Iraq_War Veteran they have the vegan alternatives which are soy but yes the use real meat its just not fresh in any way like they exclaim

  • @WinstonCorneilius
    @WinstonCorneilius 3 года назад +381

    Mick instigating every thing Joey says is the most east coast thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @karenlee4874
    @karenlee4874 5 лет назад +174

    "I got friends at Harvard. I got friends in high places". Joey is killing me lol

    • @theogate61802
      @theogate61802 5 лет назад +16

      “I’m like Garth Brooks I got friends in high places” Joey Diaz

  • @LuisDiaz-82
    @LuisDiaz-82 Год назад +25

    “He’s from the East Coast, will you straighten him out” 😂😂

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 5 лет назад +347

    “You’re a Jersey Mikes guy now”
    “Ok🥺”

    • @Michael-et2uj
      @Michael-et2uj 4 года назад +13

      "That's the new rule. That's it."

  • @Tarantula1522
    @Tarantula1522 5 лет назад +270

    I’m never going to subway again lol Joey’s voice is in my head now

  • @helmutwhynot8968
    @helmutwhynot8968 5 лет назад +270

    That "white gentile" impression kills me every time !!!

    • @Murkul3z
      @Murkul3z 5 лет назад +4

      Helmut Whynot same here. It’s so good.

    • @TrollHunterxXx
      @TrollHunterxXx 8 месяцев назад +2

      It’s the greatest

  • @OkDude7861
    @OkDude7861 Год назад +40

    This and Joeys rant on Dominos pizza are some of his finest moments on a podcast 😂😂😂

    • @BrxIghtside
      @BrxIghtside 4 месяца назад

      Eat jersey mikes your life will change

  • @alexanderhanksx
    @alexanderhanksx 3 года назад +275

    Joey’s confidence is unmatched. “You’re a Jersey Mike’s guy now”.

  • @BongChongy
    @BongChongy 3 года назад +235

    The way Joey just looks down and shakes his head in disappointment after just hearing him say “Subway” 🤣🤣😂

  • @bigisland48
    @bigisland48 3 года назад +143

    I love it when lee says something and joey looks at the guest and goes "see what I gotta deal with...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @god-in-schizoid-mind3120
    @god-in-schizoid-mind3120 3 года назад +187

    1:50 Joey's reaction when Lee says " I get pepperoni from the deli counter" is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gabe_itch_916
      @Gabe_itch_916 Год назад +9

      Bro cringed frfr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ismthamisfit
      @ismthamisfit Год назад +2

      Also 0:25 when Joey hears that Lee got subway, like a disappointed dad 😂😂😂

    • @missalbania9260
      @missalbania9260 Год назад +1

      @@ismthamisfithe’s legitimately upset 😂

  • @sergioestrada7459
    @sergioestrada7459 5 лет назад +176

    Uncle Joey for Jersey Mike's pitchman. "You're a Jersey Mike's guy now"

  • @ArkWolf22
    @ArkWolf22 5 лет назад +689

    As an employee at Subway currently, this is scary accurate.

    • @atldamian2948
      @atldamian2948 4 года назад +25

      Charles Martel you don’t wanna know how that tuna gets prepped bro

    • @tootsownhorn5874
      @tootsownhorn5874 4 года назад +2

      @@atldamian2948 i do now!

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 4 года назад

      Charles Martel I would rather kill myself than eat that tuna

    • @michaelbenzinger8367
      @michaelbenzinger8367 4 года назад +111

      Selfrighteous Suicide i worked at subway a few years ago. Basically the tuna is some bagged tuna from the back mixed in with about a gallon of mayonnaise. It’s probably about 60% mayonnaise and 40% tuna. A lot of customers would get extra mayonnaise added on, making their sandwich about 70% mayo, 20% bread and 10% tuna. Tremendous.

    • @markscheifele8925
      @markscheifele8925 4 года назад +9

      Charles Martel poison

  • @fancyslayer99
    @fancyslayer99 Месяц назад +5

    THE FAKE LAUGH AT 2:25 I CANT 😂😂

  • @patrickdelaney5447
    @patrickdelaney5447 5 лет назад +344

    “As long as your in my house, you’ll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon....and bacon that sausage, boy”
    -Homer Simpson

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 лет назад +12

      Patrick Delaney I just read that in joeys voice in my head lol

    • @michaelgilkerson1361
      @michaelgilkerson1361 5 лет назад +5

      Same here. Good shit.

    • @TheRoamingUplander
      @TheRoamingUplander 5 лет назад +2

      Amazing comment, legit said this out loud when I heard Joey say that

    • @abelink15
      @abelink15 5 лет назад +8

      My heart hurts!

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 5 лет назад +1

      That reference 😁

  • @KZ_MMA-KZ
    @KZ_MMA-KZ 5 лет назад +460

    I feel like Lee just trolls Joey at this point 😂

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 лет назад +9

      Kevin Zuniga I feel you, it’s kinda funny actually haha

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 5 лет назад +32

      JoelAmbrose it’s definitely hilarious how he gets him riled up over dumb shit 😂

    • @DapimpBDSD
      @DapimpBDSD 5 лет назад +20

      I do the same thing to an old lady I work with. All night (we work 3rd shift) I just keep naming random news headlines and look for her to react to one and then continue to contradict her opinion.

    • @thagreatfrank3071
      @thagreatfrank3071 5 лет назад +7

      Nah if you actually know to read people then you can actually tell that he's being completely authentic!! 7

    • @VintageNarwhal
      @VintageNarwhal 5 лет назад

      ThaGreaT FranK glad someone else noticed

  • @sean4332
    @sean4332 5 лет назад +285

    LMFAOO Joey called "being redundant" a "double colostopy" hahahahaha

    • @publicplans5696
      @publicplans5696 5 лет назад +2

      it’s pretty close to double entendres

    • @kendrickkipikas5458
      @kendrickkipikas5458 4 года назад +9

      I was with him until he said bacon doesn't belong on a cheeseburger

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 4 года назад +2

      @@kendrickkipikas5458 it doesn’t. All you taste is the bacon.

    • @KyleC11
      @KyleC11 2 года назад +2

      He was tryna say double entendre

  • @adamvanrooy3906
    @adamvanrooy3906 2 месяца назад +1

    Watching this again tears in my eyes from laughter gold

  • @badjoke1981
    @badjoke1981 2 года назад +485

    I quit my job at subway 2 years ago when I heard this. just coming back to hear the rant that made me change my life for the better 😂

    • @andreranch6161
      @andreranch6161 2 года назад +19

      This is hilarious

    • @shurngirdleh3936
      @shurngirdleh3936 Год назад +10

      You quit your job over a joke? 😂 did you not see that Lee and Joey went to Subway right after this?

    • @badjoke1981
      @badjoke1981 Год назад

      @@shurngirdleh3936 went from sandwich artist to landlord in just over a year definitely made a change for the better thanks to uncle Joey

    • @shurngirdleh3936
      @shurngirdleh3936 Год назад +3

      @@badjoke1981 Wow you got a loan from the bank and have tenants pay it off for you? Well done 😂 but seriously you left your job over a joke so whether it was the right decision or not you still did it for a pretty dumb reason you have to admit

    • @badjoke1981
      @badjoke1981 Год назад +18

      @@shurngirdleh3936 damn you think you know me or something but actually I bought a cheap place and remolded it with my own money while working a full time job for over a year and now I rent it out no loans but damn I shouldn’t have to go into all that over a joking comment from over a year ago stay salty

  • @chantezlebas
    @chantezlebas 5 лет назад +72

    Mick to Lee: "People are looking at you for leadership" LMAO

  • @m3kanik6
    @m3kanik6 3 года назад +146

    “It’s a beautiful fuckin sandwich” i used to eat subway and then i found jersey mikes. It was next door to a dojo. I started eating Jersey mikes, sitting in my car, and watching jujitsu training. Doing jujitsu now. Jersey mikes changed my life!!

    • @Azrael69605
      @Azrael69605 3 года назад +5

      Inspirational story fr

    • @Saku19
      @Saku19 3 года назад +3

      That's a good story, haha.

    • @JB-sv5pr
      @JB-sv5pr Год назад

      Now go to Boston an go to any Greek or Italian hole in the way an order a sub
      Or go north shore and get a 3way beef I miss the subs jersy mikes is decent rep but the real deal is the hole in the wall

    • @El_BeIIota
      @El_BeIIota Год назад +1

      Bruh who calls jiu jitsu schools a dojo

  • @rawculture2007
    @rawculture2007 Год назад +9

    Needed this. Makes my day easier

  • @RealKisht
    @RealKisht 5 лет назад +234

    Joey has a problem with bacon on hamburgers because you'll need a "double colonoscopy", but then says he dips bacon in butter.....lol what a guy.

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @beetay2732
      @beetay2732 5 лет назад +5

      He is the true Master Hippocrate

    •  5 лет назад +1

      Maybe he is in character?

    • @sockyninja112
      @sockyninja112 5 лет назад +19

      Dont question joey

    • @pizzagateisreal
      @pizzagateisreal 5 лет назад +1

      Hello fellow detractor, give me yah mahney

  • @chriscooper3384
    @chriscooper3384 5 лет назад +131

    Message to Martin Scorsese: Now De Niro and Pacino are retiring please cast Joey Diaz in a top Mobster role - he is a natural and the dialogue comes ready written...

    • @Yurrweoutside
      @Yurrweoutside 3 года назад +4

      Over a year later your calls were heard by David Chase.

    • @2stfilms492
      @2stfilms492 3 года назад +5

      @@Yurrweoutside then he fumbled the bag

    • @matthewfox1561
      @matthewfox1561 9 месяцев назад

      What happens​@@2stfilms492

  • @Devizze1
    @Devizze1 5 лет назад +348

    “When you go to Boston do you see avocado on a sandwich NO then why do you do it” “Cause were in California”😂😂

    • @MichaelP-ke1tm
      @MichaelP-ke1tm 5 лет назад +20

      But then Joey says "You're not in the East coast, why are you riding a train" lmao even though he wants him to eat like he's from the East Coast.

    • @toetoegan8999
      @toetoegan8999 5 лет назад +1

      Nice nose, shekelstein

  • @Bobbbby23448
    @Bobbbby23448 Год назад +14

    5:54 “MY WIFE ORDERED A CLUB SANDWICH” lolololololol

  • @od94st
    @od94st 4 года назад +93

    Its hilarious how lee had an answer for joey on almost everything and joey goes crazy lmaoooooo great chemistry

  • @rogeez579
    @rogeez579 4 года назад +64

    Lmao i love this level of passion. He's not ragging to rag he's not even being mean they're actually discussing food like friends.

  • @LunarVamp
    @LunarVamp 5 лет назад +304

    A good ol ball busting on a Monday 😂

    • @elchonpirasjowi3010
      @elchonpirasjowi3010 5 лет назад +2

      Therapy

    • @mcpheonixx
      @mcpheonixx 5 лет назад +1

      No week goes well without a good ball busting first thing Monday morning lol!

  • @HamBoney420
    @HamBoney420 9 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely....can not live without his rants....the best uncle grandpa of our l8ves... thank you dear lord for Mr..Coco Diaz

  • @syroco
    @syroco 5 лет назад +2131

    Imagine taking diet advice from Joey Diaz LOL

    • @MrJesulius
      @MrJesulius 5 лет назад +506

      He does know what tastes good

    • @CliniK-DS
      @CliniK-DS 5 лет назад +84

      You love subway

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 5 лет назад +267

      "Blue cheese on hot wings or go fuck ya mudda" - Joey "CoCo" Diaz

    • @nrak2
      @nrak2 5 лет назад +25

      @Tom Myers He was (and still is) a fat fuck, so yeah, might not be a great adviser.

    • @gammawave1739
      @gammawave1739 5 лет назад +16

      He eats really good now. Overweight people gotta eat right or they risk getting diabities and low blood pressure. Something the average joerogan dont gotta worry about. I like how when joey is explaining someone he will just throw your name in there like if joerogan didnt front me a gram of blow then joerogan would hear me knockin on joerogans door at 2 in the mornin with an aluminum baseball bat and a mean face

  • @Snipey1904
    @Snipey1904 4 года назад +437

    8:10 “She doesn’t like steak” Joeys reaction 😂

  • @reynaarellano7981
    @reynaarellano7981 5 лет назад +480

    I think that joey doesnt want lee getting walked all over by his girl so hes trying to teach him to be assertive with things that he wants particularly with the ruth chris scenario.

    • @Jabbsole
      @Jabbsole 5 лет назад +8

      TUME 1 hate to see it. Smh

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 года назад +1

      @TUME 1 Does anyone know what she looks like? Lee doesn't show her in social media?

    • @jlee5490
      @jlee5490 4 года назад +10

      It's interesting cause Lee ended up breaking up with his gf down the line. Just the way he bends over backwards for what she wants.. ahh I've been there and he needs to find his balls.

    • @wilddoge8300
      @wilddoge8300 4 года назад +2

      Joshua Lee oh shit I never knew that, did lee talk about it on the podcast?

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 4 года назад

      @TUME 1
      Yeah, that's totally not something an asshole would say

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 23 дня назад +2

    "no more subway, ok, you're a jersey mike guy"
    He sounds like a dad disciplining his son 😂

  • @Steveoclassic
    @Steveoclassic 5 лет назад +312

    Joey Diaz sounds exactly like the male version of Marge on the Simpson’s... holy

    • @buickryan88
      @buickryan88 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂 he does tho

    • @jamesl6049
      @jamesl6049 5 лет назад +2

      Lol true but I hate marges voice but love joeys

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 5 лет назад +13

      once you read this comment theres no going back, fuck you , your a genius

    • @urbanwarrior3470
      @urbanwarrior3470 4 года назад

      Marge's sister...?

  • @914southside
    @914southside 3 года назад +124

    The way Joey mimics how lee talks is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @lenselifevlog4221
    @lenselifevlog4221 5 лет назад +167

    “The way he said he would smack lees girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smellsfargo
      @smellsfargo 4 года назад +22

      Fucking crying bro

    • @sangpark5323
      @sangpark5323 4 года назад +13

      He said "I would smack her..." then didn't follow it up with anything. He would generally just smack her 😂.

  • @victormedellin3025
    @victormedellin3025 Год назад +32

    Lee: but she doesn't like steak.
    Joey: "WHO GIVES AF WHAT SHE LIKES!!!" Almost had me in tears haha

  • @oblivionstudios9
    @oblivionstudios9 3 года назад +68

    “There’s a bus load of grandmothers that just perished because of your insubordination” hahahaha

  • @hbkryme
    @hbkryme 4 года назад +649

    Anytime I see someone coming out of Subway:
    "...why do you hate America?"

  • @jungxehuin9404
    @jungxehuin9404 4 года назад +1063

    As soon as Lee said he ate subway Joey looked like his son just said he’s a transgender

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +15

      I want to like this but it's at 420 likes so instead I will comment. Don't ruin this, people

    • @deepfriedcherrypie5366
      @deepfriedcherrypie5366 3 года назад +3

      tRiGgErEd

    • @leovilla1857
      @leovilla1857 3 года назад +4

      He sounded genuinely disappointed in Lee, like Lee was losing his way in life

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 3 года назад +10

      @@leovilla1857 he was, he got extremely fat in the following years and the girl broke up with him anyways after she lost some weight, Uncle Joey was just looking out for him telling him that he needed to ascertain himself as a man, nowadays he's doing much better, he's hitting the gym hard and has lost a ton of weight and he's legit getting yolked, it seems he finally found his nutsack.

    • @Doctor-Stoppage
      @Doctor-Stoppage 3 года назад +1

      Transjendah! 😎

  • @stellarguymk
    @stellarguymk 2 года назад +14

    This video alone legitimately made me a Jersey Mike's guy. Joey deserves ad revenue from JM for this video 😂

  • @Eddy142_
    @Eddy142_ 3 года назад +85

    The way Joey’s face drops when Lee says he ate Subway cracks me up every time

  • @the_terrorizer
    @the_terrorizer 3 года назад +85

    As an east coast guy, Jersey Mike’s is objectively on a different level than Subway. Joey has every right to be upset lmao

  • @Steelsl54
    @Steelsl54 5 лет назад +552

    Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich? .....Most ppl, im crying

    • @michaelflood2622
      @michaelflood2622 5 лет назад +43

      Every English man

    • @LAWLTUBES666
      @LAWLTUBES666 5 лет назад +12

      thats so fucking creepy he just said it as i found your comment

    • @teejay3698
      @teejay3698 5 лет назад +7

      @@LAWLTUBES666 what's creepy is he thinks most ppl do that lol

    • @acinoralas9107
      @acinoralas9107 5 лет назад +7

      Grilled cheese only brah

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 5 лет назад +12

      Lee’s little quips after Jory’s rants are hilarious lmao

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 2 года назад +8

    “No more bacon on burgers” Joey really sounded mad saying that😂😂

  • @giovannicardone6362
    @giovannicardone6362 5 лет назад +194

    Lee getting an ear beatin

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 лет назад +2

      Giovanni Cardone Joey what’s wit the ear beatin. Just kidding this is great

  • @cgen860
    @cgen860 5 лет назад +361

    Lee is the chillest beta male every. I love him

    • @jacksonjames2712
      @jacksonjames2712 5 лет назад

      C GENERAL lol so true

    • @cgen860
      @cgen860 5 лет назад +10

      @A Fury nah your right he really is in his own class I'm joking around because he's got a scrawny voice but your right he really is in his own class. He's not a really beta haha. Great point

    • @cgen860
      @cgen860 5 лет назад +13

      @A Fury almost like how most "tough" guys at the gym that act alpha really aren't they just try and look the part. Same situation I guess 👍

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 5 лет назад +29

      @A Fury wow youre really deep into ranking people

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 5 лет назад +1

      @@leorickt.9604 Hahahaha!

  • @matthewbourgeois9648
    @matthewbourgeois9648 5 лет назад +1674

    Italian guys talk about sandwiches with a different passion than other people

    • @RichieD_21
      @RichieD_21 5 лет назад +464

      None of them are italian...

    • @209zombiekilla4
      @209zombiekilla4 5 лет назад +363

      Only he’s Cuban

    • @matthewbourgeois9648
      @matthewbourgeois9648 5 лет назад +703

      Yeah but he grew up in Jersey. That's Italian enough for me

    • @sewagedump
      @sewagedump 5 лет назад +47

      @@matthewbourgeois9648 lmao

    • @lordlightskin4200
      @lordlightskin4200 4 года назад +6

      @RUclips User this. I had an accent to these southerners appearently but didn't realize

  • @truthminister5828
    @truthminister5828 Год назад +5

    "I told him, take my card go to the joint and throw a steak down her throught" 🤣

  • @Andressantiagooo99
    @Andressantiagooo99 3 месяца назад +3

    Lmao this never gets old always gotta rewatch it

  • @banzaiboy1597
    @banzaiboy1597 5 лет назад +57

    This is one of my favourite videos. Joey sitting back with his cigar like a mobster is just tremendous. "That's it for you, no more Subway. No more Subway."

  • @colincrume5451
    @colincrume5451 5 лет назад +89

    Joey "double colostopy" Diaz, that shit had me dieing laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bigw725
      @bigw725 5 лет назад +1

      Colin Crume wow, I actually read “double colostopy” in your comment a t the exact moment he said it. Water the odds.

  • @bluebankrollarmy4384
    @bluebankrollarmy4384 5 лет назад +84

    "But you're a huge fan of the cheese and veggie su--"
    "NO I DONT!!! I DON'T!!!!"
    PURE COMEDY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DiLa_6891
    @DiLa_6891 10 месяцев назад +2

    They got turkey nice turkey real turkey lmfao 😂😂this is golden a lot of good one liners

  • @brynleyjones2674
    @brynleyjones2674 5 лет назад +80

    Joey diaz is every martin Scorsese mafia member who's been in the mafia for years ahead of anyone else, and is just the cook

    • @KB-pd9yh
      @KB-pd9yh 4 года назад +6

      Tremendous description

    • @fabiotellez6192
      @fabiotellez6192 4 года назад +2

      You gotta know the kitchen.

  • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
    @Isthatthegrimreaper170 4 года назад +91

    Joey sounded so betrayed when Lee mentioned subway

  • @chillymike
    @chillymike 5 лет назад +441

    As a subway employee, I agree. Our food is shit

    • @BoringGamesCo
      @BoringGamesCo 5 лет назад +58

      "sandwich artist"

    • @jorgepadilla9945
      @jorgepadilla9945 5 лет назад +7

      its not meant to be good..

    • @supergbonin
      @supergbonin 5 лет назад

      c baxwar LOOOOL. I saw that sign at a subway last week and i was so confused

    • @gammawave1739
      @gammawave1739 5 лет назад +26

      Dude gimme all of it then i will eat it. That shit is delicious but sometimes the bread is harder than my dick on christmas day in 20degree weather at 420 oclock in the mornin

    • @tonyjenkins272
      @tonyjenkins272 5 лет назад

      Chilly Mike Give ya the shits 💯

  • @TrevorNeeteson
    @TrevorNeeteson Год назад +4

    😂 I like to picture Joey talking absurdly to Lee like a new mafia soldier that just completed a job. Especially with how Joey's head is angled down and he has shadows around his eyes.
    Lee: "Yeah so I just completed the bank job, ditched the van at the crusher, and hit up Subway on the way back for a light lunch."
    Joey: "...Wait, you didn't go to Jersey Mike's? They got one right around the corner, right around the corner. What happened?"

  • @alananikeyev7254
    @alananikeyev7254 4 года назад +67

    When he slapped Lees invisible girlfriend I started rolling lmao

  • @emilycioffi3150
    @emilycioffi3150 5 лет назад +184

    “Pop a pimple on your face that cheddar cheese is coming out”

  • @TheAaronetic
    @TheAaronetic 5 лет назад +75

    "Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich?"
    LMFAO

  • @coocslocs3989
    @coocslocs3989 2 года назад +1

    Any time I want a good laugh I always come back to this one

  • @GH0ST301
    @GH0ST301 5 лет назад +170

    Joey tryin' to tell Lee to find a new woman, while reinforcing his East coast heritage. Savage as always, I see.

    • @leovilla1857
      @leovilla1857 3 года назад

      Joey giving the best dating advice at 7:17

  • @Sneak248
    @Sneak248 5 лет назад +52

    Nothing like an ear beating from uncle Joey on a Monday 😂🤣

  • @elgatoconmota1320
    @elgatoconmota1320 3 года назад +47

    I love the response of Lee when Joey asked him "y would you put fuckin avocado on a sandwich" and he's like " cuz we're in California" 😂😂😂😂

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 Месяц назад

    Gotta come back to this every ywar

  • @eduardoquiles4912
    @eduardoquiles4912 3 года назад +16

    This is gold, Uncle Joe is a world treasure. Hugs from Brazil !!!

  • @what4687
    @what4687 5 лет назад +141

    “Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich “
    “Most people “
    I died 🤣🤣😭 that shits good tho 🥵

  • @drebodollaz3504
    @drebodollaz3504 4 года назад +147

    You’re a Jersey mike guy now, get a regular sandwich, no chips and a diet soda and you’ll be fine. I do it all the fuckin time.

    • @kingcam0775
      @kingcam0775 4 года назад +10

      Tub in a sub!

    • @bopa3933
      @bopa3933 3 года назад +4

      @Jj Dillon he’s losing weight you fucking doofus. Tremendous.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад

      wow. 10000% right!

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 3 года назад +3

      Woah its almost like we watched the exact same vid

    • @BMG19FUNNYDIE
      @BMG19FUNNYDIE 2 года назад

      True. Have your cheat food but average it out. Diet coke. No chips. Save 500 cal plus.