Six Bands I Cannot Stand

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @CountBlagorath
    @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +623

    I guess I need to pin one more comment. Everybody keeps saying "Why make this video? Just ignore" and the like. I totally get that. The reason I made this video is some of my subscribers like my rants and wanted me to make this video. It was not meant to be just pointless trashing for the sake of trashing bands. Yes, I really don't like these bands, but I went over the top for the sake of humor. Don't get your feelings hurt over music. I want everyone to listen to what they want and to enjoy what they like. This is only my opinion as I stated in this video, so calm down, take a deep breath, and play these bands loud and proud if you like them!

    • @johnmarcus317
      @johnmarcus317 7 лет назад +9

      I love shit like this!

    • @drock1383
      @drock1383 7 лет назад +2

      Im guessing you just finished a bowl before shooting this vedio. Sounds like you were already having a bad day anyway. Try to be optimistic. I know its hard, but your just giving these guys bands u dont like noteriety and more publicity. Put your favorite year to year albums on your vedio and put the 10 u hate in the description. Most people dont read it anyway. The less you hear about a shitty band (opinion), the better

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +13

      D Rock, I was 100% sober in this video.

    • @thebeallendallabstractthea7614
      @thebeallendallabstractthea7614 7 лет назад +1

      Check Divitius,Aliases,and Echoes Of Creation...

    • @desireegerber
      @desireegerber 7 лет назад +12

      CountBlagorath, when I first clicked on this video I thought I might just end up getting pissed off at you for ripping on bands. However, you've actually really taught me a few things with this video. It was actually very educational for me, more inspiring and much louder than any feed on RUclips that speaks about metal. Your opinions are very soundly backed up on ethical grounds and pure entertainment grounds. What you said about Venom is something I've always thought, but never wanted to say it out loud for fear that all my metalhead friends would dog on me for it, but you know what, I don't care anymore. Thanks to you, when I feel like a band is using Satanism as a shock value tactic, I should feel free to exclude them from my record collection without thinking about what anyone thinks of my choice. Thank you for putting this video out there. Never heard of you or your channel, but I love this video and how you objectively expressed your opinions and presented actual reasoning for them.

  • @chufa72
    @chufa72 7 лет назад +1973

    How to start a fight on the internet:
    1: Express an opinion
    2: Wait

  • @mfkrwill
    @mfkrwill 6 лет назад +396

    Man, people can't handle opinions in metal.

    • @adamwojcik9331
      @adamwojcik9331 6 лет назад +4

      Retweet.

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 6 лет назад +28

      He discredits thrash as a genre all together. How can you even take him seriously after that?

    • @noobyterrarian50
      @noobyterrarian50 6 лет назад +50

      @@Beardshire I like Thrash Metal, if he doesn't, thats completely fine. He doesn't have to like it just because everyone around him does.

    • @toastisimo
      @toastisimo 6 лет назад +13

      There a Big different between an opinion like " i dont like them, its not my cup of tea" and stating feeling and motivations like; " i hate them, They are contrived, soulless and they only make musik for the money.."

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 6 лет назад +5

      @@noobyterrarian50 It's a bullshit biased opinion that any music released under that genre can't be enjoyed even before they have heard it. i fail to see where that's logical.

  • @franknotzappa
    @franknotzappa 6 лет назад +510

    6. Megadeth
    5. Liturgy
    4. Deicide
    3. Necrophagist
    2. Murker
    1. Venom
    The complaining got monotonous. I just had to see who they all were.

  • @plzsirmoregruel9590
    @plzsirmoregruel9590 6 лет назад +517

    you sound like you're constantly on the verge of crying

    • @vvvnokk8309
      @vvvnokk8309 6 лет назад +17

      Well he's depressed

    • @newartmov
      @newartmov 5 лет назад +12

      That's why I subbed honestly

    • @MagnusOffical
      @MagnusOffical 7 месяцев назад +4

      🤣Looks like a total Soi Boi

    • @SulphurBorne
      @SulphurBorne 6 месяцев назад +6

      He sounds like he tries to deepen his voice to avoid cracks

    • @jeffsims8270
      @jeffsims8270 5 месяцев назад +2

      Prollly cuz he's not awake yet. He appears to be in the coffee stage of his day so .... just a thought.

  • @CommanderVoid
    @CommanderVoid 6 лет назад +1011

    Is the metal scene just a bunch of pretentious bearded guys calling each other pretentious? I swear that’s all I see.

    • @JTOWNDOWN1312
      @JTOWNDOWN1312 6 лет назад +83

      Voidmage Gamer coming from a pretentious bearded guy that calls other people pretentious. Yes. Lol. But yeah this guy is a little much.

    • @mariyaminaaugdahlbesbes2244
      @mariyaminaaugdahlbesbes2244 6 лет назад +31

      Voidmage Gamer
      -Poser
      -Poser
      -Poser
      -Poser
      - BVB sucks
      -Motley Crüe isnt trve metal, unless your Metallica.
      -Metallica sucks, poser sellouts
      -etc.
      Not quite, but judging by some of them, yeah.
      I'd say, though, that Blagorath is entitled to he's opinion, but I like both Megadeth and Deicide.
      On the other hand, I hate Van Halen and bands like the gathering and Within Temptation. And there are people that would disagree on that also.

    • @angelcrusher420
      @angelcrusher420 6 лет назад +22

      Yes there are tons of this guy everywhere

    • @twentyfoursixteen
      @twentyfoursixteen 6 лет назад

      yes, yes it is

    • @ThePsytocrophic
      @ThePsytocrophic 6 лет назад +19

      there are the "cool" kids on the block like this. then there are others that dont give a fuck

  • @wretchedheaded7
    @wretchedheaded7 7 лет назад +636

    Why do you sound like you’re about to burst into tears

  • @heybubbah
    @heybubbah 7 лет назад +84

    These comments broke the butthurt scale. How sad of a person do you have to be to tell a complete stranger to kill themselves because they trashed a band you like?

    • @cbeckwith172
      @cbeckwith172 6 лет назад +1

      Joey Tier right haha even if it’s not a random person I never understood why people got offended when people say they don’t like bands that they like, like what’s there to be offended about lmao

  • @Damian_Peterson
    @Damian_Peterson 4 года назад +68

    The Dave Mustaine impression made me spit out my food

  • @Nope2022HugeTheWarningFan
    @Nope2022HugeTheWarningFan 6 лет назад +268

    I can't stand can't standing.

  • @adityakuttus
    @adityakuttus 7 лет назад +992

    He's like the final boss of the neckbeards

    • @mattgarcia3670
      @mattgarcia3670 7 лет назад +5

      Aditya Nair Top comment. You win sir 👍

    • @mck7646
      @mck7646 7 лет назад +19

      OdinsGaming beards like that are nasty though.

    • @mck7646
      @mck7646 7 лет назад +4

      OdinsGaming haha okay cool. I don't care about growing a beard and I don't see the reason for it. Most women like scruff but less find a beard like this attractive, it's not really a good look.

    • @phatjesus57
      @phatjesus57 6 лет назад +7

      His beard covers his face not just his neck

    • @rickhietala8392
      @rickhietala8392 6 лет назад

      best thing ive read so far this year

  • @dmillen1029
    @dmillen1029 6 лет назад +168

    What happened to the middle of your beard?

    • @elic0pt3r
      @elic0pt3r 6 лет назад +44

      dmillen1029 burned while burning churches

    • @ilikepotatoes1345
      @ilikepotatoes1345 6 лет назад +9

      shitty facial hair genetics

    • @azuanazman7504
      @azuanazman7504 6 лет назад +6

      he's probably had a thing for a flying V

    • @keelinmetaljam923
      @keelinmetaljam923 6 лет назад +1

      Fred Pease yeah, got it caught in Dave M zipper

    • @benjaminroy15
      @benjaminroy15 5 лет назад +14

      He was eating spaghetti, dropped in on himself and ever noticed he chomping on his beard, its sad really, he was really hungry

  • @DescendingBlade
    @DescendingBlade 5 лет назад +94

    I just love how much people cry over this video. It’s just opinions!

  • @Baochuaden
    @Baochuaden 6 лет назад +211

    I just love hearing other people’s opinions on bands. Respect.

  • @Omeggia
    @Omeggia 7 лет назад +115

    People that listen to metal are the worst when it comes to someone pissing on their favourite bands even if stated prior that it's just an opinion. Hell, I scoffed when he said he didn't like Megadeth but it was still interesting to more fully understand the perspective of someone who dislikes a band I enjoy. He gave reasons and didn't just say "hurrr itz trash". Yet here we are with everyone taking it personally and hurling personal insults back at him. Nice job guys.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +32

      Thank you for being rational.

    • @dylanfarley8136
      @dylanfarley8136 7 лет назад +5

      Get the fuck out of here with your logic and non-elitism

    • @zets8238
      @zets8238 7 лет назад +6

      I agree here. There are bands I just can't get into. And I know it isn't because of genre. Usually it is because of the vocalist In my case

    • @Ikiya69
      @Ikiya69 7 лет назад +6

      Planetary Pieces I love Megadeth, but seriously I can't stand Dave's vocal

    • @Ed-zb4ij
      @Ed-zb4ij 6 лет назад +1

      Planetary Pieces ikr I like megadeth and metallica

  • @alextaramona3745
    @alextaramona3745 6 лет назад +109

    Props to you for being bold about your taste, dude!

    • @lordoflightning7506
      @lordoflightning7506 5 лет назад +6

      Alex Taramona oh god oh fuck the man said he didnt like some bands on the internet this mans fuckin wild

    • @tonguelover6666
      @tonguelover6666 Год назад

      lmao, indeed right? a true rebellius wildy@@lordoflightning7506

  • @jamesnewton485
    @jamesnewton485 6 лет назад +66

    Im a huge Megadeth fan BUT I got to say Mustaine isnt a good vocalist. Hes best just playing guitar.

    • @CriticalMass73
      @CriticalMass73 5 лет назад +4

      thas the reason why i can`t listen to Megadeth, Mustaines Voice kills my nerves.

    • @user-bm3ts2ql6s
      @user-bm3ts2ql6s 5 лет назад +3

      Love Megadeth and I really don't mind his voice. I think it fits the music. I saw them live a few years ago. Blew me away how good they still are. That was before Broderick left. I need to see them with Kiko soon.

    • @jamesnewton485
      @jamesnewton485 4 года назад +1

      @@BBQcheese I should correct myself. I shouldve said he wasnt a great vocalist. Hes good on the albums but not great live. Regardless Megadeth is my favorite band and has been since the 80's. Be honest. Who wouldve thought Megadeth or Metallica would still fill an arena 30+ years later?

    • @dvir12345
      @dvir12345 3 года назад

      He's a good vocalist, there's a different between being a good vocalist and having a good voice

    • @dvir12345
      @dvir12345 3 года назад

      @@CriticalMass73 that's my opinion about testament

  • @AR-mq5oz
    @AR-mq5oz 7 лет назад +497

    neckbeard, thick frame glasses and Burzum shirt, everything in order.

    • @jamdwhi
      @jamdwhi 7 лет назад +41

      You forgot snooty craft beers.

    • @vaniumvii6453
      @vaniumvii6453 7 лет назад +1

      jamdwhi haaaa 😎😎😎

    • @alyusdickey9561
      @alyusdickey9561 7 лет назад

      Dank your profile pic is horrid

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 7 лет назад +10

      If he didn't live with his parents, have a baby face, or double chin, the beard wouldn't be an issue. Too many betas with beards and tattoos these days.

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 7 лет назад +25

      Nothing wrong with craft beers. Better than chemical piss tasting commercial shit.

  • @Fritz-the-Brat
    @Fritz-the-Brat 6 лет назад +48

    Of you close your eyes he sounds like he's crying

    • @2384-d7f
      @2384-d7f 6 лет назад +4

      True.
      Sounds like he's revealing that he got divorced.

    • @budeez4204
      @budeez4204 6 лет назад

      There is a good thing if I close my eyes I can't see him,but there is a bad thing as well , I can still hear him, but that mite be pretensous of me.

    • @konerak9
      @konerak9 6 лет назад

      Hahahaha he is

    • @infusedwithsepticpuss
      @infusedwithsepticpuss 6 лет назад

      Hahahahaha big fact.

  • @NZealandKiwi
    @NZealandKiwi Год назад +13

    This bloke is exactly the type of person Venom were aiming to annoy

  • @deckerh.7620
    @deckerh.7620 3 года назад +22

    That Vio-lence impression caught me off guard 😂

  • @imperium7846
    @imperium7846 7 лет назад +31

    I may not agree with you, but I’m not gonna hate on this video. It’s your opinion and I respect that

  • @danielwilson5633
    @danielwilson5633 7 лет назад +16

    Where is the middle of your beard?

  • @brandongeiger
    @brandongeiger 7 лет назад +33

    That Cronos impersonation was spot on lol.

  • @reidkuliga4955
    @reidkuliga4955 6 лет назад +64

    Bands I can’t stand
    Sleeping with sirens
    Black veil brides
    Helloween

    • @ripadu
      @ripadu 4 года назад +23

      I agree ecept helloween

    • @gabrielbarblay8120
      @gabrielbarblay8120 4 года назад +10

      The first 2 i cam see where you come from. But helloween? Wtf, where did that come from? Xd

    • @Darkless4X
      @Darkless4X 4 года назад +5

      Helloween I have nothing against, but Sleeping with Sirens & BVB I hate those 2 bands.

    • @Slavaukraine2004
      @Slavaukraine2004 4 года назад +2

      But are they metal tho?

    • @dvir12345
      @dvir12345 3 года назад +1

      Helloween are one of the best power metal bands

  • @fireandfleshmusic
    @fireandfleshmusic 7 лет назад +17

    Art is always subjective.

  • @CountBlagorath
    @CountBlagorath  6 лет назад +291

    I'm just gonna change my name to Burzum Shirt since everyone comments about it.

    • @imperialnocturnehellbound
      @imperialnocturnehellbound 6 лет назад

      CountBlagorath I just want to ask, how do you feel about The Holy Bible from Manic Street Preachers?

    • @anthonyarteaamericanartea9364
      @anthonyarteaamericanartea9364 6 лет назад +4

      CountBlagorath Dave mustane has said many times over he didn't want to sing he knows he's not a singer, Hollywood at the time was pretty boy glam bands that to this day is still barfing vomit out the ass hole if you listen to the lyrics of megadeth every album is three to five years ahead of shit to come,and I love Celtic Frost, job for a cowboy, and probably can't spell this band but Carpathian Forest is FUCKING Awesome, metal I don't care for is anything that's comes out of L.A. they lost there drive new metallica they went to pure shit and sorry but number 1 is Rob Zombie I think his techno metal sucks he needs to go back to sucking captain Spauldings dick and the lyrics are just mindless crap, love Nile, and cradle of filth, and all time favorite is flotsam and jetsam 😃

    • @josephstephenson6156
      @josephstephenson6156 6 лет назад

      CountBlagorath I wouldn't have commented if you hadn't posted this lol.

    • @tenceone9306
      @tenceone9306 6 лет назад +1

      CountBlagorath I like burzum.

    • @Rootword7
      @Rootword7 6 лет назад +1

      CountBlagorath
      Who the fuck is Burzum? How did I get here?

  • @HumanoidMachine
    @HumanoidMachine 7 лет назад +172

    You criticize Deicide for being outspokenly antireligious but you like black metal?

    • @incognitomode2574
      @incognitomode2574 7 лет назад +26

      Máquina Humanoide Deicide is antireligious in the same sense that Venom is, its a marketing decision to sell records. None of it is genuine. And many black metal bands , including Burzum, are pro pagan. Vikernes himself is a neo-pagan.

    • @EXTREEEEEEEEEME
      @EXTREEEEEEEEEME 7 лет назад +6

      Máquina Humanoide Lots of modern black metal doesnt talk shit about religion

    • @edgelordofmordor
      @edgelordofmordor 7 лет назад +9

      Nicolas Volpe yeah right! If they wanted to sell a million albums, they wouldn't have been a death metal band in the first place

    • @Ghoulstille
      @Ghoulstille 7 лет назад +10

      Not all BM is anti-religious.

    • @bikerssuckass8158
      @bikerssuckass8158 7 лет назад +1

      Máquina Humanoide Very large amount, if not more than half of the bands in BM don't give a shit for religion. It's just a genre they make music in. Has no ties to anything.

  • @oscarjimenez2220
    @oscarjimenez2220 6 лет назад +141

    This comment section is the perfect example of why metalheads have such a bad reputation. Jesus Christ.

    • @magic8clown994
      @magic8clown994 6 лет назад +7

      Us metalheads are very critical about music tastes, at least most of us

    • @krampusplague
      @krampusplague 6 лет назад +7

      SomeStupid ldiot yeah metal is a big ol shitpile of mostly edgy elitist cunts who crucify anyone for not aligning their music taste to theirs or being a dreaded p-p-..poser

    • @iamdeath4193
      @iamdeath4193 6 лет назад +4

      This whole comment section is riddled with non sequiturs and thought terminating cliches such as saying "It's just his opinion" when someone disagrees with his opinion. No shit its an opinion and my opinion is that his views on music are shit. Opinions are open to criticism dickheads. Grow a pair of balls and stop concern trolling.

    • @martinkingston1498
      @martinkingston1498 5 лет назад +4

      Some metalheads. But the prime offender is the metal "purist" who loves to name really obscure bands (and primarily for elitist credibility amongst his fellow purists) while looking down his nose at the tastes of the common herd who he deems to be so far beneath him.

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 5 лет назад +3

      @@martinkingston1498 How did a comment about MGTOW end up on a metal video..?

  • @Vinnay94
    @Vinnay94 7 лет назад +36

    I don't know why people disliked this, are people really that sensitive? While I like Deicide, I see your point. After Legion, nothing really amazes me, Glen's Vocals changed.

    • @patrickbertlein4626
      @patrickbertlein4626 2 года назад +1

      It takes less effort to dislike something than it does to write a comment, why are YOU so sensitive?

    • @Minhmai0666
      @Minhmai0666 Год назад

      Nope guy just has a shit taste in music lol

  • @MadMansCosplay
    @MadMansCosplay 7 лет назад +140

    My nr 1 would be ABBA. I love their music, but you can't call that death metal...

  • @korixkanon
    @korixkanon 7 лет назад +211

    The minute I saw the Burzum t-shirt, I knew shit was going down.

    • @TheThingThatShouldNotBe
      @TheThingThatShouldNotBe 7 лет назад +2

      Corii Mts lol i see he was going down on a multiple glory hole expo.

    • @mattgarcia3670
      @mattgarcia3670 7 лет назад

      Corii Mts yessss

    • @hyperiontitan463
      @hyperiontitan463 7 лет назад +2

      Hating on Mayhem is hating at music itself.

    • @josephstephenson6156
      @josephstephenson6156 6 лет назад +2

      Corii Mts well if you're crapping negativity on bands people adore but you wear a murderer and terrorists t-shirt you should expect it. Lmao

  • @harvesteroftone5473
    @harvesteroftone5473 6 лет назад +16

    I love the guitar. The riff is god. From Sabbath to 80’s thrash to 90’s Death metal to innovators like Meshuggah, Fear Factory and Strapping Young Lad. It’s all good. The variety we have as metalheads is insane. Dying Fetus Reign Supreme is a modern classic. Gojira From Mars to Sirius is kickasre too. Modern mainstream has some problems, but it’s not all bad. Old or new, metal is all about the riff. Just enjoy it people.
    BTW... Dave Mustaine has written some of the best riffs and leads in the history of metal. Who gives a shit about his voice. James “downstroke” Hetfield And Mustaine paved the way for everything from Death and Groove Metal to Metalcore. Respect where it’s due. Peace out.

    • @nourelrayes9123
      @nourelrayes9123 Год назад

      Exactly

    • @autistichades5552
      @autistichades5552 11 месяцев назад +2

      1. He did not say that they weren’t influential, he said he doesn’t like them, an opinion, not a fact.
      2. What is it with Metalheads that only ever go by the riff, like there’s a whole bunch of things that go into metal, like rhythm, timbre, heaviness, etc. A reasonable person would pick out their favourites based on how well the bands handle all these aspects together in one of their albums, but let’s just ignore all of the talent that goes into the little details of our favourite music and go by the REEEPHHHHHH!!!
      3. The idea that vocals don’t matter really tells me that you’ve never actually pay attention to it, and hence how little you pay attention to the music. For example, Lord Worm has to be one of the greatest Death Metal vocalists of all time, and he nailed None So Vile to the wall of legacy, and his absence in later albums really left a massive whole in many a Cryptopsy fan. If vocals didn’t matter, why would we care so much if one of them was replaced?

  • @richardholder6449
    @richardholder6449 7 лет назад +124

    That Burzum shirt goes well with your pinky ring.

    • @SwordofMyFathers
      @SwordofMyFathers 6 лет назад

      Alan Ross lmao

    • @kacpergarbiec4174
      @kacpergarbiec4174 6 лет назад +1

      Alan Ross LOL, that actually made my saliva slobber on my bass. I was playing it while watching the video, checked the comments, saw this one and when I opened my mouth... Yeah I'm not proud of this, it's pretty retarded. But Its funny.

  • @horrorking1000
    @horrorking1000 7 лет назад +34

    The comments are entertaining as fuck

    • @horrorking1000
      @horrorking1000 7 лет назад

      Aphoom Yuggoth fuckin right

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +6

      I'm waiting for the American Cancer Society to shut down the comments section.

    • @363Magi
      @363Magi 7 лет назад

      Read my shit above then nigga.

  • @ryanelgieextrastuff
    @ryanelgieextrastuff 7 лет назад +42

    I can understand your opinion on thrash metal everyone needs to chill, I love Megadeth but let the man have an opinion

  • @olivergrigg7351
    @olivergrigg7351 6 лет назад +45

    "Venom never did any of the shit they said they did, it was all for attention"
    You do realise Burzum and Vikerne did the exact same thing right? He himself said on his channel that not one person in that scene actually believed in it and it was all for attention.
    I respect your opinion, but man that's fucking hypocritical

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  6 лет назад +20

      Nobody was a satanist, but majority of the lyrics never claimed them to be satanists.

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 3 года назад +6

      Oliver Grigg
      Venom isn't even black metal. It's British heavy metal.

    • @oliverleahy6348
      @oliverleahy6348 3 года назад +1

      @@wolfstar675 no one even said that

    • @Jack-qh8zy
      @Jack-qh8zy 3 года назад +4

      @@wolfstar675 venom literally invented every hallmark of black metal lol

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 3 года назад +9

      @@Jack-qh8zy
      Bathory actually invented the sound of black metal. Venom only gave it the name.

  • @KenGold666
    @KenGold666 7 лет назад +23

    deicide legion is a masterpiece

  • @davidchilds4264
    @davidchilds4264 7 лет назад +54

    I like venom because its hallarious. "IN THE NAME OF SATAN, WE WILL ACHEIVE OUR GOALS"

  • @Waltari81
    @Waltari81 6 лет назад +114

    I literally had to stand up and laugh at "i hate Necrophagist...i like Rings of Saturn" LOL

    • @etsaimetal6929
      @etsaimetal6929 6 лет назад +6

      Waltari81 no kidding. Lmao

    • @stickaround
      @stickaround 6 лет назад +6

      That comment is probably where a lot of the 4k dislikes on this vid came from lol.

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 6 лет назад

      Necro is generic.

    • @PathodDayshade
      @PathodDayshade 5 лет назад +15

      @@Dinjur How exactly can Necro be generic when they were one of the first bands with that modern tech death sound

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 5 лет назад +2

      @@PathodDayshade well gee, you said it yourself. Many bands have since surpassed them in sound. making it generic.

  • @FlabbyPigLegs
    @FlabbyPigLegs 5 лет назад +20

    He always sounds like he just recorded vocals for panzerfaust

  • @brownie4032
    @brownie4032 7 лет назад +25

    Why are you wearing a beanie indoors

    • @connoriquada5429
      @connoriquada5429 7 лет назад +2

      Dude I’m wearing a beanie indoors as I’m typing this 😂😂😂

    • @michaelhz37
      @michaelhz37 7 лет назад +5

      Josh Cruz cause he is a black metal Hipster

    • @HughManne5720
      @HughManne5720 6 лет назад +1

      I do it to keep hair out of my face. Idk what his excuse is. Maybe he's bald. Lol

    • @Palecasket
      @Palecasket 6 лет назад +3

      Who the fuck cares

    • @lukimarzi596
      @lukimarzi596 5 лет назад

      @@HughManne5720 Yeah I reckon he's bald as fuck. Probably has a beard because he'd look like a potato without one

  • @drengrband5618
    @drengrband5618 6 лет назад +12

    You're impressions crack me up.

  • @joshuagonzales8564
    @joshuagonzales8564 7 лет назад +7

    Dang it i love this guy's brutal honesty!

  • @shaolindynasty
    @shaolindynasty 6 лет назад +11

    Metal is a buffet, thank goodness there is alot more to choose from. I would get tired of staying on the same genre over and over again.

  • @konerak9
    @konerak9 6 лет назад +183

    Did you just turn 16?

    • @emperorphil2547
      @emperorphil2547 6 лет назад +8

      give some examples besides a edgy catch phrase

    • @konerak9
      @konerak9 6 лет назад +8

      Lol you have a Burzum shirt on.

    • @MrRaziza
      @MrRaziza 6 лет назад +28

      ChIV Mortensen Why are you saying "you have the shirt on" like the dude who replied to you is the same dude who made the video? lmao

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 6 лет назад

      ChIV Mortensen your just being a douche because your music sucks and no one watches your channel

    • @blucu001
      @blucu001 6 лет назад +3

      Nah, 16 would mean he liked Five Finger Death Punch and Breaking Benjamin.

  • @Broken-Flesh
    @Broken-Flesh 7 лет назад +225

    This comment section is a gold mine for the butt hurt. Good times to be had here!!

    • @jackiejohnston202
      @jackiejohnston202 7 лет назад +12

      cutiekazoe10 my ass is burning from all the hurt. How dare he have an opinion of what he likes or doesn't like. Every one here definitely has to complain and make comments on his appearance, it's the way of the RUclipss, has been since the dawn of time.

    • @imalittlebitunhingedjustal4848
      @imalittlebitunhingedjustal4848 7 лет назад +2

      cutiekazoe10 it seems everyone are such overly sensitive pansies who can't handle others opinions

    • @BrianOfAteionas
      @BrianOfAteionas 7 лет назад +1

      Personally I think Necrophagist is good at song writing and the wankery is tastefully done, but I fully understand that some folks cannot enjoy listening to them.

    • @andrewfarelli9241
      @andrewfarelli9241 6 лет назад +1

      So is the comments section of MLB trade rumors. They are insanely butthurt all the time

  • @deamonpainter1443
    @deamonpainter1443 7 лет назад +18

    The fact that you think that Venom ever took themselves seriously, makes me laugh. 😂

  • @Sleepyless
    @Sleepyless 6 лет назад +20

    6- Megadeth
    5- Liturgy
    4- Deicide
    3- Necrophagist
    2- Myrkur
    1- Venom
    Saved you 16 minutes

    • @user-bm3ts2ql6s
      @user-bm3ts2ql6s 5 лет назад +1

      @@Darkless4X Megadeth is awesome though... Don't know what he is talking about. Just listened to Rust in Peace... Classic.

  • @JerryAntoine417
    @JerryAntoine417 7 лет назад +141

    Megadeth riffs are boring? Dude, the riffs on Rust in Peace are some of the coolest riffs I've ever heard in metal. Lucretia? Tornado of Souls? Five Magics? Come on, now.

    • @charleskovach9525
      @charleskovach9525 6 лет назад +2

      Looming Dawn. Dave Mustaine is a gingerbag douche fucksock post wipe. Cheerio!

    • @charleskovach9525
      @charleskovach9525 6 лет назад +1

      What did I just type? Lol

    • @Tommynator666xxx
      @Tommynator666xxx 6 лет назад +3

      Looming Dawn Rust in Piece is a fuckin' masterpiece!

    • @JerryAntoine417
      @JerryAntoine417 6 лет назад +1

      JustJoshingYT Yes, agreed. I'm personally not a big fan of Take No Prisoners and Poison Was The Cure. But the other 6 songs are absolutely legendary from start to finish.

    • @JerryAntoine417
      @JerryAntoine417 6 лет назад +1

      Tommynator666xxx True. One of their two magnum opuses, the other being Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?

  • @iletthedevilin828
    @iletthedevilin828 7 лет назад +75

    666: Attila
    5: Attila
    4: Attila
    3: Attila
    2: Attila
    1: Megadeth

    • @TheKorfish
      @TheKorfish 7 лет назад +5

      Only good thing they've done is they've brought more girls in metal.

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 7 лет назад +3

      Stolen Record666 at least Attila are a self aware shite band

    • @blind_surgeon
      @blind_surgeon 7 лет назад +1

      David Sadowski so what you're saying is you're a white knight

  • @TheDretch
    @TheDretch 6 лет назад +55

    Damn brotha... "Rust In Peace" is a complete masterpiece!

    • @howiemandel5787
      @howiemandel5787 Год назад +1

      If someone else was singing on & the vocal parts were almost entirely different (especially on the ones with super Annoying choruses like 5 magics & the title track) then maybe you’d be right bro😂

    • @steve9094
      @steve9094 Год назад +1

      The vocal style always annoyed the shit out of me, plus the musicianship comes off wanky to me even though it's good on a technical level.

    • @TheDretch
      @TheDretch Год назад

      @@steve9094 What do you mean by wanky?

    • @steve9094
      @steve9094 Год назад +5

      @@TheDretch It just isn't my style of guitar work, that's all, and I feel the same about Metallica's solos in their 80s material. Lots of traditional metalheads will think this is total sacrilege, but I've always found flashy 80s metal guitar solos to be really corny and distasteful. Metal bands can be technical and complex without self-indulgent wankfest solos.

    • @TheDretch
      @TheDretch Год назад +1

      @@steve9094 To each their own :)

  • @anguslaws9756
    @anguslaws9756 5 лет назад +60

    Him: says he doesn’t like Judas Priest
    Me: I’m done

    • @deckerh.7620
      @deckerh.7620 4 года назад +14

      I swear how can he say he likes fucking Rings of Saturn but not Judas Priest?

    • @anguslaws9756
      @anguslaws9756 3 года назад +1

      @Dudeman MGTOW True, to some people Priest helped what Sabbath started.

    • @CosmicAnimosty138
      @CosmicAnimosty138 3 года назад +1

      @@deckerh.7620 I'm on the exact same boat as him in this part 😁

    • @svekkapung
      @svekkapung 3 года назад +2

      @@anguslaws9756 - that doesn’t mean you have to like it

    • @yuzde43yanmis
      @yuzde43yanmis 3 года назад

      @@deckerh.7620 I like ROS more than priest, fight me

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 7 лет назад +16

    The only band on your list I like is Megadeth. Rust In Peace is one of my favorite albums of all time. The rest of the bands you mentioned, I've either never heard of or never really liked much to begin with.

  • @vikingsigma6698
    @vikingsigma6698 6 лет назад +31

    Stopped the video at 1:30, went straight to the comments.

  • @ThrashTIllDeath555
    @ThrashTIllDeath555 7 лет назад +8

    haha I can completely understand people hating Vio-lence's vocals. Sean Killian defenitely has an odd vocal style that is not for everybody. I love Vio-lence though those riffs on eternal nightmare come on now xD

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread 5 лет назад +4

    I love that this comes popping up in my recommendations every few weeks just to haunt me

  • @jayhelm9632
    @jayhelm9632 7 лет назад +17

    We probably would not get along on music, my favorites are
    1. Exodus, I loved the sarcastic ( rip) vocals on " Tempo" and songs like " only death decides".
    2. Pantera, " mouth for war" and
    " suicide note" plus many others.
    When the country has come to the conclusion its not ok to be white,
    Phil Anselmo showed that declaring a slaughter of all white people, riots hunting down random whites and jumping them , pissing on them and posting it was ok.
    Phil stating its b.s. just showed how hypocritical people are when he was attacked. Black football players are throwing black panther
    fists when a white person is tackled.
    3. Tribulation- children of the night,
    great album
    4.White zombie, great albums
    5. Type o negative
    6. Alice in chains, mad season, great with Staley.
    7. 1980s Metallica
    8. Smashing Pumpkins, gish and siamese dream
    9. Lamb of God
    10. Slayer, undisputed attitude, seasons
    11. Strapping young lad
    12. Bolt thrower, sacrifice, heathen,
    Classic celtic frost, edge of sanity
    dark angel

    • @813lynch
      @813lynch 6 лет назад +1

      Type O Negative & Pantera ! Fuck yes. Dude check out Eyehategod. Corrosion of Conformity. Superjoint.Chimaira. Disarmonia Mundi.

    • @jayhelm9632
      @jayhelm9632 6 лет назад +1

      813lynch i like eyehategod- I had a tape of theis in 92, need to give them another listen though- I remember I bought " cathedral" the etheral mirror" , Testament- the ritual, Agnostic front- one voice- just some bands i remember from 92'
      Do you think " graveworm" are worth listening to?

    • @jayhelm9632
      @jayhelm9632 6 лет назад

      813lynch great bands- I like C.O.C alot- are you familiar with the "Blind" album and the vocalist
      on it? I liked him more than the
      Reg. Vocalist ( pepper- i think)
      Songs like " eyes of god" " painted face"- i could see it might annoy some people-.
      Also, I caught a Type O negative, life of agony, and a band called " wickerman" triple header in 96.
      Wickerman sounded like maybe
      some c.o.c members put it together- ever heard of them?

  • @garlandfx4656
    @garlandfx4656 7 лет назад +149

    has a hipster beard, says pretentious 50 times.

    • @schobel
      @schobel 7 лет назад +15

      well..now what do we have here ? don´t be stupid ! just because Hipsters (whatever that actually is) have beards does NOT make every beard a 'hipster beard' ...meditate about this for a couple of minutes...you might grow a bears while doing so .. in the meantime don´t be simplistic....boring.

    • @hagabur2891
      @hagabur2891 7 лет назад

      Dear god...

    • @johnathanreyes118
      @johnathanreyes118 7 лет назад +10

      How is facial hair hipster?, attack his arguments not him

    • @imalittlebitunhingedjustal4848
      @imalittlebitunhingedjustal4848 7 лет назад

      CountBlagorath he's got you there nigga.

    • @El-vw7pt
      @El-vw7pt 7 лет назад +2

      I have a beard too,smh dose that make me a hipster?

  • @micahbell81
    @micahbell81 7 лет назад +46

    Holy Wars is an insane riff though

  • @prehistoricwatergun0136
    @prehistoricwatergun0136 6 лет назад +27

    Your voice is what I imagine prepubescent lemmy kilmisters voice to have been like

    • @threatsmusic1601
      @threatsmusic1601 5 лет назад +5

      Rational Lunatic lemmy had a strong Stoke (English ) accent? He would’ve sounded completely different

  • @theloopdigga6966
    @theloopdigga6966 7 лет назад +195

    how do you think megadeths riffs are boring?

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +30

      They just don't do anything for me at all.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +13

      Just chill out. I don't like blocking people.

    • @Ghoulstille
      @Ghoulstille 7 лет назад +2

      Because they are.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +3

      What exactly is hipster about Rope Sect? Just genuinely curious.

    • @timcarter587
      @timcarter587 7 лет назад +9

      Megadeth riffs is great in my opinion, but I hate his vocals. Hello miii mii mii

  • @biggogayo7334
    @biggogayo7334 7 лет назад +196

    My favourite metal band is nickel back 🤘😤🤘

    • @TerroristTrey
      @TerroristTrey 7 лет назад +11

      Strap Nucci What about My chemical romance, black veil brides, and twenty one pilots😤😭😢😓😢😭😤😭😢😓

    • @AyZeD
      @AyZeD 7 лет назад

      Loogerdat photograph!

    • @leroy4367
      @leroy4367 7 лет назад +30

      bullshit. Thats not even metal you poser.
      listen to real metal like one direction, Katy Perry, Justin bieber, shawn Mendes and Taylor swift

    • @Ghoulstille
      @Ghoulstille 7 лет назад +1

      Nickelback is one word.

    • @jackiejohnston202
      @jackiejohnston202 7 лет назад

      Fuck yeah!!! I can't wait till they go on tour again and I can hit the circle pit!!

  • @secretsecretsson7629
    @secretsecretsson7629 7 лет назад +61

    i respect your opinion but i disagree with most of them

    • @1eyedninjacat
      @1eyedninjacat 7 лет назад +8

      Secret Secretsson Thank you for having a nice, calm and collected comment

    • @sangd4lang
      @sangd4lang 7 лет назад +3

      No, Necrophagist and Myrkur are true shits.

  • @Armando.Sepulveda
    @Armando.Sepulveda 5 лет назад +63

    Bolt Thrower are way better than Deicide....!!

    • @ilikepotatoes1345
      @ilikepotatoes1345 4 года назад +5

      @AgentOfOblivion Don't fix what ain't broke.

    • @Highrollinhunter
      @Highrollinhunter 4 года назад +4

      Bolt Thrower is dope my buddy and band mate loves deicide but I prefer Bolt Thrower over deicide

    • @CosmicAnimosty138
      @CosmicAnimosty138 3 года назад

      Absolutely not

    • @IAteTheAntiChrist
      @IAteTheAntiChrist 3 года назад +2

      Yes. Yes they were.

    • @cehaem2
      @cehaem2 6 месяцев назад +1

      They are different.....

  • @norijagar
    @norijagar 7 лет назад +52

    Are you.. are you okay man?

  • @somedoomermetalhead7377
    @somedoomermetalhead7377 7 лет назад +198

    If it ain't Burzum, it's bullpucky

  • @mattsev193
    @mattsev193 7 лет назад +22

    Take a shot every time he says pretentious

    • @ShawnEcono
      @ShawnEcono 6 лет назад +2

      matt severyn Every time he says 'don't get me wrong'

    • @maxdangle1
      @maxdangle1 6 лет назад +1

      Or contrived 😂.

    • @MrCanan123
      @MrCanan123 6 лет назад +1

      Or dear God

    • @treehavn
      @treehavn 6 лет назад

      matt severyn take a shot every time he takes metal too seriously oh wait.

  • @Emerge-w6z
    @Emerge-w6z 29 дней назад +3

    True..Dave Mustaine's vocals sounds like a pamper child complaining 😂

  • @wright1048
    @wright1048 7 лет назад +91

    just checked out burzum. every album sounds like an intro all the way through. still waiting for the song to start.

    • @megadethmofo2035
      @megadethmofo2035 7 лет назад +18

      Eric Wright I just checked em out too. He says Megadeth doesn't have any good riffs, Burzum doesn't have ANY riffs! Most amateurish, boring, redundant, painful crap I've ever heard.

    • @TheLukieBoi1
      @TheLukieBoi1 7 лет назад +15

      Burzum is one guy, Varg Vikernes.. Only recently got out of prison after his 14 year murder sentence. ThuleanPerspective on youtube.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 7 лет назад +18

      it's probably because of the fact that you're a fucking idiot, thats the main problem

    • @arnaudlaureys9998
      @arnaudlaureys9998 7 лет назад +18

      As mainly a death metal guy, thats exactly what I thought when I first listened to them. A couple months later I came back but listened to it with a different approach and in the right setting. Then it just clicked, Burzum is now one of my favorite bands. It's not about really about the riffs or the technicality of the instruments. It's all about the atmosphere and the feeling you get. My favorite song from them is Det Som En Gang Var, it just takes you on an emotional journey. As does Tomhet, there are 3 parts to that song and for me they represent drifting away and dying, the soul leaving the body, and finally departing for the afterlife. But that's just me. All I can say is either it clicks or it doesn't.

    • @zets8238
      @zets8238 7 лет назад +1

      Varg ahh he was the guy who was with mayhem right? Before half of met a bloody end and the dead vocalist ended up as a bootleg album cover

  • @ScheisseTyranna
    @ScheisseTyranna 5 лет назад +8

    I like when you clown Dave mustain voice on "hello me" it just sounds like your normal voice

  • @DonnyJ_CountryLife
    @DonnyJ_CountryLife 7 лет назад +14

    I'm really confused by your comment that Deicide basically did nothing for death metal. Now, what I'm going to say is my opinion and not fact, but I think the Hoffman brothers were writing some of the most vicious riffs of all time back then. Deicide's all around sound back in the late 80's was simply more threatening and extreme than Cannibal Corpse, Autopsy, and even Morbid Angel if you ask me. I always heard back in the day the early Deicide shows were fucking downright insane and even violent. I totally understand that not everyone will share my opinion on this, but I believe that if Deicide did one thing, it was bring a level of extreme to death metal that wasn't there prior. Fuck, Glen burning crosses into his forehead and live shows with animal guts everywhere? Bad ass riffing and guts makes me a happy guy! But, like I said, only my opinion.

    • @cehaem2
      @cehaem2 6 месяцев назад

      Deicide were highly influential. Of course is Glen an old fart and his more recent output is a bit meh and tastes of "I need money for my retirement" but, eff that. Still a classic.

  • @Death_Metal_Head
    @Death_Metal_Head Год назад +4

    The first three Deicide albums are total bangers, but I don't know any of their stuff after that.

  • @cmmc5964
    @cmmc5964 7 лет назад +11

    6 bands i cannot stand - Oh, okay sir. I see a zurbum shirt. I close the browser.

    • @b.entranceperium
      @b.entranceperium Месяц назад

      @@cmmc5964 Burzum sounds too advanced for you...

  • @hindiha2137
    @hindiha2137 7 лет назад +12

    Morbid Angel > Deicide (Except for illud of course)

  • @Sighbot
    @Sighbot 6 лет назад +7

    This comment section's triggered babies are the reason the metal community gets a bad reputation. We all get defensive of our favorite bands and we have some that we dislike, but in the end they're just opinions. Why can't we just focus on the fact that we all like metal in general? There's no need for us to be like warring factions trying to prove why a certain genre or band is better than the other.

  • @DiabulousJWH
    @DiabulousJWH 6 лет назад +25

    Six Feet Under was my first introduction into death metal, I recognize their cringe factor but I still can’t help but love Haunted and Warpath

  • @Speedwolf4170
    @Speedwolf4170 6 лет назад +29

    Moms basement is looking really evil

    • @thetomgreenshow
      @thetomgreenshow 3 года назад

      The words of a man who doesn't tolerate opinions

  • @chron2609
    @chron2609 7 лет назад +17

    Look out, Internet. Some nobody neck beard hates your band! Quick, to the rage cave.

  • @c-live-vids7616
    @c-live-vids7616 6 месяцев назад +4

    "First death metal album I ever heard was Scars of the Crucifix" really says it all about this guy lol.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  6 месяцев назад

      Why? Because that was the new album at the time? Excuse the fuck out of me for not being in my mid 40's. Fucking tool.

    • @c-live-vids7616
      @c-live-vids7616 6 месяцев назад

      ​@CountBlagorath Nothing to do with your age, bud. But of course that's how you took it.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  6 месяцев назад

      @c-live-vids7616 Then what point were you making if Scars being the first album in DM that I heard "says it all" about me?

    • @c-live-vids7616
      @c-live-vids7616 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@CountBlagorath This video randomly came up as I was watching RUclips. I agree with the your opinion on Glen's later period vocal patterns, actually. But Scars being the first death metal album you ever heard, while maybe a stretch to say that isn't ' says it all" about you, is still a way funny place to (happen to) start, whether circumstantial or not & sounds like it forever tainted your opinion on the band. Anyway, I made my comment before reading any others.... I had no idea how much roasting was going on in here & for how many years. You've certainly had enough.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  6 месяцев назад +1

      @c-live-vids7616 Cheers man. I've actually checked out the first 4 Deicide records and man.. it didn't do much. I see the appeal to an extent but it's just not for me.

  • @adam_wynne
    @adam_wynne 6 лет назад

    I'm a simple man. I hear 3 minutes and 9 seconds of Venom hatred, I click Subscribe.
    Also major fucking +1 for the Vice City reference

  • @flowersmadeofflesh883
    @flowersmadeofflesh883 7 лет назад +77

    Nice story....tell it to Readers Digest

    • @peephole101
      @peephole101 7 лет назад +2

      Flowers MadeOfFlesh this comment wins

    • @taitefrasier7737
      @taitefrasier7737 7 лет назад +1

      lol nice

    • @bigolehonk9832
      @bigolehonk9832 7 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @taitefrasier7737
      @taitefrasier7737 7 лет назад

      I agree with your praise of Megadeth but it's "Rust in Peace," but yeah "Rest in Pieces" makes sense as a pun too.

    • @Dreadrius
      @Dreadrius 6 лет назад +1

      I just lost my shit

  • @evzenvarga9707
    @evzenvarga9707 6 лет назад +86

    You can have your opinions but you need to admit that Mustaine is a great guitarist

    • @tove7836
      @tove7836 4 года назад +6

      That's an opinion

    • @dvir12345
      @dvir12345 3 года назад +10

      @@tove7836 no, is a fact

    • @dvir12345
      @dvir12345 3 года назад +8

      @@tove7836 in the technical level mustaine is a great guitarist

    • @lucaserojas
      @lucaserojas 3 года назад +1

      No he is not

    • @lucaserojas
      @lucaserojas 3 года назад +3

      He is barely above average

  • @NecroVoid
    @NecroVoid 7 лет назад +119

    Can't stand Megadeth Riffs? What the fuck, and you wear a Burzum shirt

    • @Pesth4uch
      @Pesth4uch 7 лет назад +6

      "them" ... "they are black metal" ...

    • @kevincloar2443
      @kevincloar2443 7 лет назад +1

      Jorge Q right Burzum is gay

    • @monarch1651
      @monarch1651 7 лет назад +3

      Kevin Cloar better not let varg hear you

    • @kevincloar2443
      @kevincloar2443 7 лет назад +3

      undertow813 isn't one person band an oxymoronic statement?

    • @andrewsoper5434
      @andrewsoper5434 7 лет назад

      I get the point. I do. However, if someone has the ability to treat each instrument in its own way -- you're a band. There are millions of "Bands" that are just one guy telling everyone what to do and I've found that some one-man projects are able to pay more attention to each instrument and create a fuller experience in ways that bands led by dictators can't replicate.

  • @rodm1975
    @rodm1975 6 лет назад +3

    'A poor man's Motorhead!' 😂😂😂

  • @newmachine00
    @newmachine00 6 лет назад +41

    This dude has to understand that not only the Black metal and Death metal and a little of Thrash metal is metal. There are a thousand of subgenres meeeen. You seem to live in the 80's. BTW Celtic frost was a fucking great band.

    • @boilingfrog9510
      @boilingfrog9510 6 лет назад +5

      Hey, I'm totally with ya on the diverse genre thing, there's a shit load of great metal that's, Speed, Power, Heavy, Glam, Stadium, Old School, Doom, Thrash, Black, Death, Etc, Etc. But I was born in 72 so I lived through the 80s, the era which I feel forged the foundation of all the great metal music from the last 30 years. I don't think this guy is living in, or ever lived in the 80s. Megadeath, Deicide and Venom would definitely rank in my top 30, maybe even 20 best bands of all time. The other three he mentioned I've never heard of and probably are shit from the sounds of it. To me he's just a winy millennial child who lacks the experience or foresight to respect Metal in its entirety. PS, Celtic Frost Fuckin Rule!!!

    • @newmachine00
      @newmachine00 6 лет назад +1

      Yes, well i was born in 1990 but i listen and understand the differences of all subgenres of metal (and i like that), plus Groove Metal, Alt Metal, Slamming Death and all the core thing, from Grindcore, Beatdown hardcore, to Deathcore and Metalcore. I mean there are no gold era of metal, now out there are millions of good bands. But a lot of people is stuck in eras.

  • @mykectown
    @mykectown 7 лет назад +280

    This was fucking hilarious! I agree with all but Venom. But your hatred of them was some solid entertainment! And I don't think I would ever do one of these. I feel like you would be forced to start a campaign to get my channel shut down since your favorite band would be on it. Haha!

    • @xxxWolFangxxx
      @xxxWolFangxxx 7 лет назад

      I thought you had Morbid Tales on one of your vinyl updates. Am I remembering wrong?

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +4

      Hold up.. don't you have a copy of Morbid Tales?

    • @mykectown
      @mykectown 7 лет назад +7

      PigsAreBrutal & CountBlagorath Nope, you're totally correct. I bought it cuz it was an early pressing and it was super cheap. But I can count the times I've listened to it since on one hand. More like half of one hand.

    • @xxxWolFangxxx
      @xxxWolFangxxx 7 лет назад +1

      I think I remembered because of the "hesher jizz"" speculation on your part as to why the insert was stuck together. Lol.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  7 лет назад +7

      Sell it to me!

  • @Sunshinemedia444
    @Sunshinemedia444 7 лет назад +56

    Five finger death punch all of the guitar solos sound the same, the chorus sounds the same and oh my fuck the vocalist makes me wanna die.

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas 6 лет назад +7

      This is the real problematic shit people should talk about, except no real metal fans give a fuck about them (I hope)

    • @phatjesus57
      @phatjesus57 6 лет назад +5

      I honestly wish I could punch the lead singer in the face 5 times

    • @burningmask4300
      @burningmask4300 6 лет назад +2

      I feel that way but for Cannibal Corpse's vocalist

    • @calebdoble-artist2528
      @calebdoble-artist2528 6 лет назад

      Mark Guin ffdp are just shit in general

    • @deepsquats11
      @deepsquats11 6 лет назад +1

      Yesssss..Ive been saying this!! I hate ffdp

  • @64wy4x8s
    @64wy4x8s Год назад +2

    6. Megadeth
    5. Liturgy
    4. Deicide
    3. Necrophagist
    2. Myrkur
    1. Venom

  • @mickeysheehan5635
    @mickeysheehan5635 7 лет назад +13

    Hmm six bands I cannot stand, lets see what this guys thoughts are
    *sees Burzum shirt*
    “Megadeth....”
    Clicks next video

  • @velvetrain7890
    @velvetrain7890 6 лет назад +18

    I was kind of interested...and then you mentioned Necrophagist
    I laughed.
    That's why you made the video,so we can laugh a bit right?

  • @garrettbonneville7866
    @garrettbonneville7866 6 лет назад +48

    He is a walking meme

  • @It_Was_The_Entity
    @It_Was_The_Entity 3 года назад

    Hahaha. Even though I only agree with half of these, great vid. Had me laughing.

  • @bigfat4172
    @bigfat4172 6 лет назад +7

    I actually love liturgy. I think they're great. That is all.

  • @PimpyGDawg
    @PimpyGDawg 4 года назад +8

    You look exactly like the perfect person to have the RUclips handle of "Count Blagorath".

  • @javierpons4644
    @javierpons4644 6 лет назад +65

    His kinda whispering because, his mom said "you can live in the basement sweetie pie, just keep it down"

    • @Hopium500
      @Hopium500 4 года назад +1

      Fuck sake mate his mum was extremely sick at the time and she has passed away. Have some respect.

  • @jakesunboxingvideos5121
    @jakesunboxingvideos5121 6 лет назад +3

    When you imitated Deicide, it started thundering 😂😂

  • @howdareyouexist
    @howdareyouexist 7 месяцев назад +4

    lmao dude got absolutely roasted in the comments 😂

  • @TheForlornEidolon777
    @TheForlornEidolon777 7 лет назад +48

    And on a more positive note:
    Six metal bands I absolutely love.
    1. Blut Aus Nord
    2. Summoning
    3. Iron Maiden
    4. Old Man's Child
    5. Malevolent Creation
    6. Emperor
    Six non-metal bands I love.
    1. Protomartyr
    2. The National
    3. Preoccupations
    4. Radiohead
    5. Crystal Stilts
    6. Joy Division

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 7 лет назад +4

      Malevolent Creation kicks ass!

    • @hamonthebone1079
      @hamonthebone1079 7 лет назад +6

      My non metal bands i like are Rage Against The Machine and Nirvana.

    • @MrGTAVForLife
      @MrGTAVForLife 7 лет назад +2

      My non metal bands are all I listen to.

    • @TheForlornEidolon777
      @TheForlornEidolon777 7 лет назад +1

      Jasper Abyss blue winter jacket

    • @xraptor94x
      @xraptor94x 7 лет назад +1

      I dont like Blut aus Nord... but they have awesome Album covers.
      With the other Bands in your Metal list, those are good. Specially summoning.

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 7 лет назад +28

    I will accept a murderer and arsonist...
    No shit. Youre wearing a burzum shirt.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 7 лет назад +3

      who give's a shit? if you do, you shouldn't be listening to metal