Bill Burr | Sh*t Guys Do
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2020
- Bill reads an email listing all of the annoying stuff that guys do.
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“The way men turn insecurity into anger” damn she got us right off the bat 😂
Bro that one got me instantly lol
What’s wrong with that though? Probably the only productive thing to do with insecurity really. Otherwise you’re just moping around feeling sorry for yourself.
@@philip3712 You've just gotta take a step back and laugh at yourself.
@@Twigmannn That's one method of dealing with it. But insecurity serves an important psychological purpose: it motivates people to become better. You'd never try to improve yourself if all you ever thought was that you were already good enough.
@@philip3712 until they get mad beat their wife because they're insecure. Those however, those ones are not only insecure, they are like children and have no proper self control.
Bill is the only person that needs the instructions to plug in a Ps2. It's just 2 cables! Lol
Yea but it didn’t come with “instructions” LOL he’s hilarious.
‘Learn to play the guitar a little and say they can play the guitar’ too real that one, applies to almost anything
Dunning Krueger
Especially political views
As someone who’s played guitar for like ten years, yes. Met so many dudes who say “yeah I been playing for years” and we go to jam and their playing is like them picking up a guitar for the first time.
studies a language for a month and writes in profile that he/she knows that LANGUAGE
".... Skateboarding ...?" Was the point the same as for guitar ? i do both at a reasonably good level lol. Except for that I felt targeted only for the not crying thing. All those other things i see them everyday from most men, and like this woman i find it repulsive and even more so as a man because i understand them, but i'm self aware enough that i banished those ridiculous behaviours testosterone makes us do.
“Is this all the same guy??” 😂😂
Bill played GTA 3 so much that they put him in the 4th one
Billy Ol Freckles Vercetti ?
@@effortlessawareness8778 He was the lost MC guy that Niko kills
Are u serious
@@SilencerXLR8 Yes. I pulled this from the official GTA wiki "Bill Burr. William Frederic "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968 in Canton, Massachusetts) is an American actor, stand-up comedian and voice actor who voiced Jason Michaels in Grand Theft Auto IV and The Lost and Damned" feel free to look it up yourself if you want
The more you know
Glad to hear Bill in such a good mood.
He's in that SNL mood
He got a BJ from his wife
"Stay out of my lane, unless u drive faster than me"
-Me
Thats why there are fast and slow lanes. If you drive slow KEEP TO THE FUCKING RIGHT. Its not rocket science.
Ok but let's say I'm in the fast lane and I'm going 85 90 which is above the limit in California, and some jack ass is doing 100+ who should move over?
@@richardsanchez9190 Yes, first chance you get, and best if you can do it before they get there.
Most speeders have speeders courtesy, where they will pull over for other speeders. You cant always do it, sometimes it takes a minute or two, but generally speeders get out of the way of speeders. I do it for them, they do it for me.
Pisses me off whenever someone thinks that cause theyre going the speed limit they can hog the fast lane, and often that idiot will have people passing them in the middle lane
@@nicosmind3 why the hell are people racing on the freeway? I've seen two fatal accidents because people are zig zagging in n out of lanes. So we should accommodate them and move out of the way?
a lady that pays attention and calls it out correctly. someone that understands is refreshing
If I spend the same amount of time playing video games during the week as you do watching "The Bachelor" this video game thing shouldn't be an issue.
Correct. It’s really no different than someone watching TV or looking at their phone.
@@Nope-sq6dv except one is usually done by children
@@gutsfiend6678 watching tv is also done by children
@@gutsfiend6678 I take it you're actually dumb?
@@gutsfiend6678you know fuck all about video games then. Definitely not
I want to talk about what's bothering me. Just realized no one wants to hear. Also, some women use that against you later when they're mad.
We all probably learned from our first girlfriends why you don't tell women anything. And then they all wonder why, lol
YUP 100 % OF THE TIME. DO NOT EVER TELL YOU GF/WIFE THESE THINGS
YOUR SECRET FETISH UNLESS ITS "NORMAL"
WHAT YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT
WHAT GUY YOU HATE(SOON AS YALL BREAKUP OR SHE GET MAD OR WANTS TO CHEAT SHE WILL GO FOR HIM 100% OF THE TIME)
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY YOU ARE SAD etc
I dont know about your friendship situations, but trust me man, if you have some close guy friends they definitely want to hear. As long as they arent fuckwits that think any remotely deep/meaningful conversation between guys is gay. In terms of women though, yeah most of them are gossip sluts and will literally be friends with someone just because they know it could benefit them later on
Sometimes it helps just to write it down, or tell it to a shrink. You don't necessarily need to do a bunch of appointments. Just go, let things out and get a bit of outside perspective.
I don't know you but I know I don't like you.
am i the only one who can relate to almost everything and laughed my ass out ?
@JustinBieber said the guys who's named justinbieber
Yup. Guilty as charged. I love the big mud tires on trucks, often do resort to anger when really I’m just insecure (something I’m working on) etc.. the only thing I hate is those fking modded exhausts, it never sounds better because the cars that actually sound good come with a good exhaust built in, and the cars that sound like shit, still sound like shit with an upgraded exhaust, just louder. I don’t hate them as much as the motorcycles (specifically the harleys) though because honestly it just hurts my ears man. I can’t even enjoy the “sound” because I’m busy trying to cover my ears from being blasted and becoming permanently damaged.
Nope same here
laughed your ass out lmao what
@@darkskinwhite its lmao
Woh!! Guilty as charged big time. I guess men are same no matter where we come from huh. -from korean dude-
Or maybe he's chinese who knows.
3:17 i'm just scared of them lol
Video games keep me out of trouble Bill....
"oh wooow weeee" xD
i'll never understand Bill's hate for video games, the same can be said for people over 30 that play sport. They got the Jersey and everything. At least i can talk and have fun with my friends from half way across the world
Different generation
Playing sports is productive and healthy. Video games are just another addiction for many with a slight social aspect added to some of them and have nearly non existent practical benefits.
@@ZwrotPL your positives could also be said about videogames, as much as your negatives about sports
wait no the same thing cannot be said about sports bro sorry,,
imagine being in your 50’s and still being physically active enough to play a sport.
the amount of time i spent playing the witcher last night is shameful lmao
UTI? Don't be angry because my urethra is longer than yours!
BBQLab
Well urinary tract infection is a lot to say so the abbreviation is necessary
@@andrewbishop4447 would not that same idea apply to erectile dysfunction? ED is much easier.
ThrustingPickle
Yeah lol
I bet if Bill got a little into some newer Video Games he'd be addicted all over again^^
This lady is great, I want her observations on more things
I am a young guy and I am guilty of most of this shit. I guess us guys act the exact same. That's funny as hell
That’s advertising brother, enjoyment
Not the ED I hope.
Women will call videogames childish and then go paint their face
Makeup is basically necessary for girls. And guys want them to wear it. They look good. Guys paint faces to go watch other people play ball games
@@lucasmurphy740 I dont think a majorityof guys paint thier fave for ball games
@@renabshire4704 thats not the point I was making. Women are expected to wear make up. Guys aren't
@@lucasmurphy740 Making money playing video games takes more skill than posting pics of your butt.
@@lucasmurphy740 bro nobody wants a musty thotty that cakes on makeup they gotta look good without it
Ohhh these are fun and she was right on. For girls I’d say whenever you meet one and they’re not interesting they say they’re an artist or photographer 😂
If someone is doing 90 mph, let them pass. They will flush out the speed traps for you.
Not to mention it's more dangerous for you to change lanes at that point
@@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot true
The last time I cried was when I found out Sean Connery died.
I aint afraid of my manly tears.
#jojo
When you have Bill Bur as a Therapist... can't go wrong in dis life
Skateboarding? What’s this chicks beef w skateboards?
probably can't do a kickflip
@Dorian Smith I can’t even Ollie and I call myself a skater lmao
It's the fact that skateboarding is something men can do WITHOUT THEM. Bill said it himself: They HATE seeing us enjoying ourselves if it's not centered around them. FACTS !
She tried to grind on a banister once and sprained her ankle.
Someone needs to send Bill a PS5 and give him all the great PS4 games. I wanna see him eat his words lol.
It's bad for men to deny emotions.......I don't even know when I last cried...... I'm dead
I mean you might haven't been in a sad or extra hard situation in a while, No need to force in that situation just enjoy that shit.
One piece!
ED, the Extra Dysfunctional
If you played driving games, you might be able to park a car, Billy Ball Bag
WOW A REAL MANS MAN RIGHT HERE. UPPER MIDDLE-CLASS SON OF A DENTIST...
Billy can’t park a Prius?!
I think I exhibited four of these behaviors today, and I feel ashamed. Haha
Billy needs a manual to plug in a PS2 😁
I've never gotten angry because of an insecurity. It just makes me timid and more hesitant causing me to withdraw into myself.
If I get angry at something, it because something or someone is being disruptive in negative way, like when someone interrupts you or your life.
that rent on video games.... come on man... you know beter XD
with the camping one i let everyone else try then i show them how it's done.
How did my interweb know I was thinking of the Boston RedSack...
Years ago my wife were on vacation and going to dinner with another couple. We had a few drinks under our belt and driving to dinner. I was chatting it up and next thing I look over and and gramps and his wife are passing us in their Buick. I thought oh shit maybe no one noticed. They did, it’s still funny
“Skateboarding “ geez, is having fun so bad
No lies here lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YI's... Oh lord
6:34 THANK YOU! I'm not the only one who loathes adult gamers.
Nothing wrong with video games in your 30s or 40s... it's just entertainment like watching movies etc. Why should there be an age cap?
It's just a residual idea that's gonna fade out when this generation's old folks pass away, after that you'll never hear it.
Lol and skateboarding? Woman sure is showing her age
@@oussamabr5851 what a dumb take
Too immersive. Playing more than an hour is an addiction.
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 eh it depends, i can play like 4 hours straight, but like once a week or ever two weeks.
I'm 57 and spent a good part of my life not understanding why women found me, "Abrasive", then one day I said to some friends, "Jesus Christ, I'm just breaking ya balls!" They said, "What the hell does, BREAKING YA BALLS mean??" I shook my head, walked away and said, "Fuck it," and never looked back.
I’m totally guilty of the woods thing. It’s my domain
Who has this lady been hanging out with? I don't do any of this shit. My ex used to have to parallel park for me. I'd be like "I lack the skills to do this one, you're on deck"
Big man
Why Eyes!
I’m excited lmao the men in my area are tiktoks
These are new to me- I was walking in the street listening- I bust out a full belly laugh at the 'Oh Jesus', needless to say I looked like a nut job and scared those around me slightly 😆
Where's the lie though? hahaha
as a car guy a lot of times the sound is to please the owner themselves, the sound is almost like music, we don't care if you don't like it, it's not your car, hell if some dude put 4 months of pay and a year of work in one engine, they're gonna wanna hear how their mechanical child sounds
Hate guys that deck out their truck and it never leaves pavement. And theyre always pissy too. Probably mad they had to drive their truck.
I hope the ladies keep writing!
'we all eating in the same giant sandwich!'
cheers from France!
3:00
She nailed it lmao
5:42 she knows men better than I do
Havnt cried in 9 years 😂
I got angry at that "men turning insecurities into anger" statement because it made me feel insecure
*ohh wooow weeee*
Woman here. If a lady has a yeast infection, it really is like a mirror to ED. You cant really get wet or to try to have sex at all when you're going through that. A lot of sensation is lost because it can get really swollen inside and it just hurts. Just a lot of itching and tightness. Its gross ik just wanted to clarify
Man here, this Yeast infection sounds way closer to urinal infection than Erectile disfunction, so to me the comparison is very far fetched. I don't know shit about ED but i'm pretty sure in most situation it's just psychological, remember we get boners according to what's going through our minds, so if the mind can't reach this place you dont get boner. As simple as that (never had that problem). Yeast or urinal infection doesnt have anything to do with the mind so i find the comparison very weak.
But it's true Men don't wanna hear about it so it gets abbreviated, we dont like anything that truly questions our manhood, testosterone has this effect.
Erectile disfunction is a lot more "permanent" than a yeast infection in most cases, I think that's the difference.
how can you say mirror to something without ever having experienced the other side
also ED to guys is like a wounded comrade lol
When people complain about others, it's always about something that either inconveniences them, that they don't have to deal with OR (and these are my favorite parts of it), they see something in you, subconsciously, that reminds them of one of their own insecurities, and then they spit out a whole bunch of ammunition, for you to use against them... and usually, using these things, will lead to them giving you even more. I used to hate hearing people complain (and if I like you, I still do), but now... I see the value in listening to what they say. I was raised by mostly women, who were narcissistic (and are far worse with the denial, than any man I know), who were full of denial, and love to play head games. I'm that type of woman's worst nightmare, because it doesn't get me all crazy, I just use whatever they say, and just start deconstructing their trauma for them. They want the dramatic flare-ups, give them a greyrock face, and analyze their insults, and what they tell you about their own insecurities. Oh man, the explosions you'll cause, but you get to remain Zen.
Skateboarding is hard as fuck to do well....
Everybody who complains about a certain style of tattoos and saying they are not in style anymore, doesn't understand anything about tattoos.
Lay off muh vidya games!
lol so what's Bill's tribal tattoo look like?
I have never seen guys like this
Lol, video games are fucking fun though XD
Bill sounds like Colin Cowherd on this one for some reason
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"Skateboarding" damn sorry Im enjoying a sport
It was Nia, Bill.
She didnt crush shit. C- for trying. she stated some obvious facts like "women have 5 days of the month where they cant have sex lmoa bill what is that about? why cant you have sex because you are bleeding lol" That's how she sound, common knowledge. she does seem to have a similar sense of humor as guys tho
Lol gta 3 came out in 2001 😂
Hey, I like video games LOL
bill tribal tattoo confirmed.
Putting your ps2 in closet is like putting coke in your closet you’ll get back too iit soon lol jk ppl
While i want to defend video games (as I play them daily), I've fully seen what it is capable of doing to men if they don't detach themselves from it or at least find a way to balance it with their lives. As far as I see it, it can become an addiction that rivals smoking, alcohol and drugs. Video games cost a lot of money, promote weight gain, increase heart problems (due to sitting so long), and can cause you to neglect your life (work, family, etc).
Good on you for getting rid of it Bill. One less possible addiction!
Can you imagine a bburr character on video game🥴
He was in GTA IV
@@Vito_Caligiuri
Oh shit🤓
What’s wrong with skateboarding? 😂
Bill's wife writes to bill's show ranting about bill!
Not getting out of the left lane? What kinda child is this girl hanging out with lmao
At the very end he says he's guilty of all things except videogames and Skateboarding.
Which means he has erectile disfunction
Loud muscle cars are awesome and i don't care if you don't like it. My car has about a bazillion horsepower and i let them all be heard.
That lady was talking about one guy lol
SHES A ...laaaddyyy
Wtf is wrong with skateboarding lmao
Anyone else taking a life threatening shit while listening to this?
Short Man Syndrome is the human equivalent of Small Dog Syndrome
The hogging the left lane thing is not just a guy thing
I've definitely seen both genders stick in the left lane.
im just a nerd
The way men drive makes me angry
Drive faster
Drive better
@D Ddd
I'm in a deathtrap as I speak with two morons after failed casino night. One already left a wallet at store, car dumped coolant, and didn't get gas. Fat guy texting while hauling ass.
Man this chick got me feeling hella dumb
Keeping lists of things that you don’t like about the opposite sex
i feel like the majority of these go for both genders with a slight tweak
she got a couple pretty good though
What year is this
2023
This girl is funny
I don’t cry I’m no queer
"They can't tell when women are fake laughing or fake interested"
*because real men don't fake their character & wear masks like make-up, metaphorically speaking*
nor do rel woman for that matter... yet, this is coming from a lawyer, so... i agree with a lot of the rest though :D