"Listen Dude, you're your own worst enemy, life is a horse race and you're shooting yours in the back of the head before the fucking gate even opens, and you've walked the track with mud on your shoes." wow.... that gave me chills. Beautifully said!
I saw a promo peice probably 15 years ago where they did a whole joke segment about how Clint Howard was the uglier brother between him and his all star movie making brother Ron howard and Clint was apart of it, it was hilarious
Clint howard is the brother of Ron howard, the director and dude that was in happy days. Even though they look nothing alike. Clint must have got the shit genes 😂
Any friend who wants to truly help him needs to see his life for exactly what it is. We'd all be lying if we said everyone on this Earth is viewed and adored equally. We all know there is a certain % of people that receive little to no attention because of the way they look or act. Human shallowness like that won't be fixed so his friends need to realize what he's up against. The reasons aside why he's not taking care of himself and just looking at how the world treats him will give them a better starting point to help him.
Its hard for most people to accept how much of life is out of our control... especially if they've been dealt a decent hand. They want to believe it was all personal choice and will power when most of us are really riding a wave
Love this guy! "You have to channel Patrice O'Neal, God bless his soul. He would have sat down this guy and said, N-word, what the fuck are you doing?" I'm dying haha!
"Did I ever stop brushing? No I didn't!! I got 2nd and 3rd degree burns when I went out in the sun!! You know?? Did I stop flossing? I didn't!! Quit fucking moping around you ugly motherfucker!!" Best Motivational Rant Ever! Can't stop laughing..
I completely agree. I absolutely hate people who just give up on themselves. You try to help them, give them advice on how to get their shit together, and they don't do anything. They should just play in traffic at this point.
I agree with some of Bill's points but it is harder as an ugly guy or girl in society that is just a fact and I dont think calling someone a pussy cuz they are insecure is the best way to help them
When they take offense to any advice you give them then F- them! You're trying to help them 'get over the hump'. lol He needs to stfu and just take the advice.
I also have dirty looking teeth but that's because I took too much antibiotic medicines when I was a child suffering from pneumonia and those meds dyed my teeth permanently.I am REALLY sick of people telling me I need to brush my teeth,I don't even smile to people anymore.
I had a friend... That when he was younger... Well... He was skinny, receding hair line, and just looked different. Not perfect teeth, but he brushed them. You known what else he did? He joined the f_cking wrestling team. He was the last person on earth I would have expected to join the wrestling team based on appearances.... He did not look athletic. He fought... Not just for wrestling, but just in general. Now he has a beautiful and family, and he is really smart, and now making considerably more money than I am. Was buying everything in cashs, and had to make a point to take a loan to get a car he could have bought with cash, so,he could get credit in order to buy a house... Because he didnt have bad credit history, he had no credit history... Lol. He didnt let any physical barriers get in his way. Women are not as stuck on looks as men are... But what is really unattractive regardless, is someone who isnt trying. Confidence, and putting in a effort is very attractive to women, and this friend has that in spades. This other guy could take some lessons.
Fucking awesome bill! Fucking awesome! Tell it like it is! Straight up! Everybody needs to hear the truth when you mix an action with an emotion it changes people. People only change when they want to but they can be guided by others.
Bill again says one of the great truths that people will not admit in that special needs people are just like us, some of them are polite and some are assholes.
What you can do without starting a confrontation at least verbally anyway is you give them on their birthday or for some reason you give him a gift and in that gift its mouthwash and the toothpaste and some whitening tooth care
Bills right. Teeth are so important. I didn't take care of them for years. 11k and two painful surgeries later..... I don't know why I neglected myself so much but I've finally corrected it. Some people tried to fight through it as I'm pretty and likeable. It's just too much. Brush, floss, dentist at least twice a year. It's a big deal.
This guy sounds EXACTLY like my bro, minus the being ugly thing. He's SO bitter about everything, and depressed. I've been trying to convince him to get his life together. Exercise, eat better, etc. He never listened, so I give up. I can't help people like that.
So after finishing listening to this and spontaneously brushing my teeth I looked at the comments to see that everyone did the same thing, shaming works
I don't let people complain to me if they aren't working to improve the thing they're complaining about. I'm more than happy to listen to my friends vent when they're busting ass to improve their situation, but if they aren't then I don't want to hear it.
I dodged a bullet with my teeth. In middle school I drank tons of soda and NEVER brushed. In high school I did and have done ever since. Clean, in shape, healthy. Today at 34 my teeth are FUCT up. Missing most of my bottom molars. Bunch of broken top front teeth etc. Luckily I met my wife before my grill fell apart. Otherwise I'd be subject to like a $5k buy-in just to keep dating. 😄🚬
I'm gonna go brush my teeth
lmao
+JavnaGolina I actually just flossed and you made me realize why...
Facts bro I always skip that shit
I feel so motivated to brush my teeth now
"Nobody likes an angry troll" LOL
Jargon StarCraft
idk why i just remembered 9/11 for some reason
@@jaycopwilson9562 because you did it?
"Listen Dude, you're your own worst enemy, life is a horse race and you're shooting yours in the back of the head before the fucking gate even opens, and you've walked the track with mud on your shoes."
wow.... that gave me chills. Beautifully said!
brb brushing my teeth.
I didn't know who Clint Howard was so I googled him and was Laughing my ass off.
+NotSoTraumAtiq Haha I did too, Jesus Christ. It hit the description to a tee.
I saw a promo peice probably 15 years ago where they did a whole joke segment about how Clint Howard was the uglier brother between him and his all star movie making brother Ron howard and Clint was apart of it, it was hilarious
You made me look him up and I'm typing this with the keyboard on the floor, I'm laughing so much.
Clint howard is the brother of Ron howard, the director and dude that was in happy days. Even though they look nothing alike. Clint must have got the shit genes 😂
Holy shit Clint was an ugly fucking baby
I brushed my teeth like never before after hearing this shit
Bill's genuine reaction after reads, "...doesn't brush his teeth." EEWUUGH! hahahahahahahaha
Any friend who wants to truly help him needs to see his life for exactly what it is. We'd all be lying if we said everyone on this Earth is viewed and adored equally. We all know there is a certain % of people that receive little to no attention because of the way they look or act. Human shallowness like that won't be fixed so his friends need to realize what he's up against. The reasons aside why he's not taking care of himself and just looking at how the world treats him will give them a better starting point to help him.
Its hard for most people to accept how much of life is out of our control... especially if they've been dealt a decent hand. They want to believe it was all personal choice and will power when most of us are really riding a wave
You have to pay the troll toll
Eric to get into the boysoul?
To get into this boys hole*
SOUL
I thought the exact same thing when I heard him say that 🤣
"I got 2nd and 3rd degree burn every time I went out in the sun!" Lolololol
It sounded like the ugly guy was going through depression
Litstorm someone who understands
Isai Omar you’re dumb af dude
@putsome basilonit man what happened to when mentally ill actually wasn't something you'd like to diagnose yourself with
But a lot of times the depression comes from not taking care of yourself
@@justmyopinion1098 you have it backwards my dude
6:30 This is what living next to Bill is like if you had an apartment.
Lol!
Clint howard😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I know him so when bill says his name I pictured him and almost died laughing
This has me cracking the fuck up,smoking a number at the park. People think that I'm crazy hahaha.love this shit.
Bill you actually give great advice. If people can see past the sarcasm and hear the big picture that you put across, it's some solid advice.
"I was born with orange hair! Did I quit?"
6:00 - 7:00 is fucking brilliant
Love this guy! "You have to channel Patrice O'Neal, God bless his soul. He would have sat down this guy and said, N-word, what the fuck are you doing?" I'm dying haha!
this dude has me peeing my fuckin pants again at 6 minutes in this video
That troll part had me crying
Man, how I wish Patrice was still here
A followup on these would be amazing
"Where you deacribed a troll"
IM CRYING 😂
He had me at Clint Howard. Oh holy hell too funny!
Right? Ahahaha
i love how he moves away from the microphone and starts bitching hahaahah
Can't just be brushing. Ya gotta FLOSS
Laverne Blaszczyk get a water pik, lasted me 6 and half years
That Clint Howard reference killed me. " I'm getting fucking disgusted with this guy" lmao fucknhell I'm crying with laughter.
6:00 and a minute forward..that´s just pure gold hahaha!
"Did I ever stop brushing? No I didn't!! I got 2nd and 3rd degree burns when I went out in the sun!! You know?? Did I stop flossing? I didn't!! Quit fucking moping around you ugly motherfucker!!" Best Motivational Rant Ever! Can't stop laughing..
5:20 keeping that in the gool ol' gold vault
“Stop running yourself like the Pirates“ As someone from Pittsburgh, that is cold. Cold, but true.
I completely agree. I absolutely hate people who just give up on themselves. You try to help them, give them advice on how to get their shit together, and they don't do anything. They should just play in traffic at this point.
Man, Bill "Kicking off" Burr
Patrice was on point with any sort of life advice very blunt but righteous
I take a break from things but I never ever quit. I'm going to go and brush my teeth right now
"All I thought of there was Clint Howard" LMFAO
I googled Clint Howard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂can't stop laughing
NEVA STOP BRUSHIN' YOUR TEETH!!
Angry Troll, fucking quality 😂😂
I agree with some of Bill's points but it is harder as an ugly guy or girl in society that is just a fact and I dont think calling someone a pussy cuz they are insecure is the best way to help them
It is though they need a wake up call
When they take offense to any advice you give them then F- them! You're trying to help them 'get over the hump'. lol He needs to stfu and just take the advice.
Everything in life is fucking hard.
@@michaelsieger9133 what's that matter? Lol that's like yelling at a cripple he can't run up the stairs. "well life is always hard" Lol
I also have dirty looking teeth but that's because I took too much antibiotic medicines when I was a child suffering from pneumonia and those meds dyed my teeth permanently.I am REALLY sick of people telling me I need to brush my teeth,I don't even smile to people anymore.
If you don't like yourself, it's difficult for others to like you.
I had a friend... That when he was younger... Well... He was skinny, receding hair line, and just looked different. Not perfect teeth, but he brushed them. You known what else he did? He joined the f_cking wrestling team. He was the last person on earth I would have expected to join the wrestling team based on appearances.... He did not look athletic. He fought... Not just for wrestling, but just in general. Now he has a beautiful and family, and he is really smart, and now making considerably more money than I am. Was buying everything in cashs, and had to make a point to take a loan to get a car he could have bought with cash, so,he could get credit in order to buy a house... Because he didnt have bad credit history, he had no credit history... Lol. He didnt let any physical barriers get in his way. Women are not as stuck on looks as men are... But what is really unattractive regardless, is someone who isnt trying. Confidence, and putting in a effort is very attractive to women, and this friend has that in spades. This other guy could take some lessons.
Clint Howard LOL ! perfect visual.... comedy gold.
Fucking awesome bill! Fucking awesome! Tell it like it is! Straight up! Everybody needs to hear the truth when you mix an action with an emotion it changes people. People only change when they want to but they can be guided by others.
Boston head saying ''toddler''.🤣
I always listen from 6:07, it's so motivational
Great patrice o'neal reference
"no 1 likes an angry troll"😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂Bill's rants are great
if you're gonna go the troll route...
hahahaha
Oh come on did you really have to bash my baseball team. LOL XD
6:21 - 6:50 ahahahahahahahaha
That was fucking priceless..especially from 6:00 min in..you killed it billdoh!!!
receding hairline JESUS
was quoting bill
+Vertical Horizon Receding hairline, JESUS!!!!!
Yeah I know. At first you stress about it, then you realise everyone already knew long before you did and it wasn't a problem then.
Its "Ooohhhh Jaaaysus"
thanks for that quitting speech bill...thanks man...just , thanks
i needed that
He went white P O'Neil at the end! Lol lol lol John Davidson! Lol
I feel personally attacked lmao
Bill your an inspiration.
No girl is gonna want a nasty mouth kissing them, much less going down on them.
4:00 am , I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
N-Word, what the fuck are you doin?" HAHA
Bill again says one of the great truths that people will not admit in that special needs people are just like us, some of them are polite and some are assholes.
Lol Clint Howard. Is basically exactly describing him
when you stop brushing your teeth you've thrown in the towel on humanity.
Bill looks and sounds like Norby from Baby's Day Out
Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character
There's toddlers making the toothbrushes he isn't using 🤣🤣 I died laughing in the middle of my workout
He literally just needs a chick to tell him the same things as his friend
No, he needs women to treat him as they treat other people they deem are worthy of respect
stop treating yourself like the Pirates lmaoo
You have to "optimize" yourself. Be at your top, whatever what you start with.
What you can do without starting a confrontation at least verbally anyway is you give them on their birthday or for some reason you give him a gift and in that gift its mouthwash and the toothpaste and some whitening tooth care
Bill called him a troll 😭😭
fucking love you mr burr
Bills right. Teeth are so important. I didn't take care of them for years. 11k and two painful surgeries later..... I don't know why I neglected myself so much but I've finally corrected it. Some people tried to fight through it as I'm pretty and likeable. It's just too much. Brush, floss, dentist at least twice a year. It's a big deal.
6:13 on just killed me 🤣🤣
RIP patrice o'neal...
See the first paragraph you basically described a troll
This guy sounds EXACTLY like my bro, minus the being ugly thing. He's SO bitter about everything, and depressed. I've been trying to convince him to get his life together. Exercise, eat better, etc. He never listened, so I give up. I can't help people like that.
2nd and 3rd degree burns! epic!
So after finishing listening to this and spontaneously brushing my teeth I looked at the comments to see that everyone did the same thing, shaming works
Bill Burr. Is. Awesome. He tells it like it is and his advice hits people square in the gut and gets their attention
Right on let's go party. Thank you, I'm Hot. Literally this was a great laugh.
There's nothing wrong with quiting on something if you don't care about it.
Started brushing my teeth then started reading the comments. lol.
haha guy should really play this clip for his friend. Burr will put some sense in him
@ 6:23 i lost it lolol
Nobody likes an angry troll xD
He needs to 'Looks Max'
Nobody likes an angry troll hahahahahaa
Bro Bill you’re my favorite comedian man top you’re the number 1 I swear to the almighty Nia 😂😂😂
what if this guy actually has no hope
RIP Patrice O'Neal
I don't let people complain to me if they aren't working to improve the thing they're complaining about. I'm more than happy to listen to my friends vent when they're busting ass to improve their situation, but if they aren't then I don't want to hear it.
That guy should be his friends gym buddy
I dodged a bullet with my teeth. In middle school I drank tons of soda and NEVER brushed. In high school I did and have done ever since. Clean, in shape, healthy.
Today at 34 my teeth are FUCT up. Missing most of my bottom molars. Bunch of broken top front teeth etc. Luckily I met my wife before my grill fell apart. Otherwise I'd be subject to like a $5k buy-in just to keep dating.
😄🚬
6.15 is when he starts to loose his shit. I rate Burr when he looses it
Look up Corey Wayne “3% Man” changed my life!
What time is it , IT’S GAME TIME
pirate troll with surfer shorts, close enough