Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.
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Hats off to the Tooth Gladiator dad. What a great letter!
Happy Billmore ⛳️
I swear to … the higher power…. that this was one of the best podcasts i’ve ever heard. The truth in the voice. Comes thru.
Bill droppin some absolute GEMS on our melons the last 15 minutes 💯
The advice given at 40:30 is going to be a game-changer for my life.
Bill’s female impersonations are gold😂😂😂keep it up
My thoughts also! 😂
Holy damn. Billy Boy, reading dude's letter made me cry. Tooth Gladiator is a badass. Please tell me he drives a diesel truck, like a F-450 or some magnificent burning beast of iron that blasts old Metallica.
You, Single Dad of Three, You're a badass.
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Seen the show in sunday night in Phoenix. In tears the whole time 😭
Ol Billy we out here
Hey Ol Billy Bats knocking them out of the park heeere. Thanks for the podcast Bill
Pure F’ing genius. I laughed entire time.
Run for office burr, any party, you’d have my vote
Yea no. The second Bill get into politics, that's the end of his career. If goes left, majority of his audience will abandon him because most of his fans are conservatives and the other half of liberals will not be able to sustain his career, just as how they did to big franchises they have taken over.if he goes right, while more will still like him but the left will spend their entire life dedicated to cancelling him
Forward Party advocating for common sense and Ranked Choice Voting w/open primaries to get us out of this two party system of the extremes 🧢
Haven’t seen Billie Red Sox since 2016….need to get tickets next time he’s here ❤❤❤❤
Don't forget Krampus .. ol' billy red face
Sunday night was amazing bill! Thanks 🙏🏼
Perfect comment about N'Yawkahs!
Thanks for the Laughs ,I sure needed that
Bill Burr for president
Luv ya man
I was at the show sunday billy boi
Time to go on a walk, thanks Bill!
"We'll give you 700 hundred dollars in 40 years" 🤣
We hear so much about how corrupt unions were but ignore the corruption that lead to unions being formed to begin with.
Howdy folks! Bill your show in Portland was great 👍
Wish I made it. Damn.
Was at the Bowl last night w 1 of my sons…have never laughed harder.
So correct about politicians…. keeps getting better and you’re just yapp’n.
Glad someone got what i said. Thought it was a great podcast that kept getting better …And it’s just Bill, talkin.
Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤❤
In bill we trust!
Ol' Billy Swizzle Sticks!
Yes sir!!! Needed this.
Ol Billy Dreammmweaver I know you could get me through the niiightt..
Ii hereby cast my vote for Billy boi to be our voice as "centrists"😂
Love from Ukraine, my guy❤
Any drink you want??
Bill Almost said incenstary
Billiam, sometimes we have dreams so that they don't manifest. You may have dreamt of that situation with Janet Jackson to avoid finding yourself in time-traveling mishaps in the future/past.
Going with neutral energy in the face of rage is some smart stuff.
Billy Baseballs should check out Japanese and Korean baseball!
Good comment about how there are TWO bubbles to walk away from
Hey bill!
Yes Sir
Ol doctor guardian cap
YOU definitely need to come to the Quad Cities!!
Love the golf talk
“Nobody remembers a team losing in the first round.”
Bill…we will ALWAYS remember Boston losing in the first round after breaking the record for wins AND points
Billy Boyy!
Hi Bill. Your on autopilot. Don't fall asleep.
I was told that there are 18 holes in golf because there were 18 shots in an old liquor bottle. 😂
I’ll be at Hollywood Bowl. Friday night w one of my sons. Can’t wait. ✌️
It was great having you in Phoenix this week, Bill! Hope to see you again real soon and, have a great show at the Bowl!
Ol Billy Dreamuh
Billy we will pay you $300 if you let us buy you a drink my friend??
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Going great Billy, and how's things in your fuckehhhhn neighbourhood Mr Burr?😂
Mr burr thank you
Good podcast. Love hearing Bill interview himself.😆
I spent, like an idiot, 20 years with a woman who would constantly overreact, and argue over the stupidest things. But then, we met in our teens. Thankfully my second wife is very evolved and level-headed.
Golf analogy is hilarious!
Ole Baby Batter Billy
Killin me on the golf. I like the guys who forgot they hit 2 OB and say “par”.
Or the MFers that pretend they are making sure it’s their ball and improve their lie/lye?? Whatever. Then ask for money at the 19th cuz they shot better. Bro !!? That’s a 2 shot penalty. Every time.
Numbers are way down, I want to talk about why.
youre recording in pheonix? why does it even sound hot in the audio? lol dense air
I was going to give unsolicited dream interpretation here, but then you anticipated all of the people who would be doing the same thing. Dang. That was a wah-waah cue to sit back and enjoy the rest of the podcast.
You really want him to know you didn’t like that huh 😂😂😂
Bill rejects all claims made with authority, unless it's him making the claims or a professional in that field
After the Tigers won it in '84 everybody said fock baseball
Women: It's like dismantling a bomb.
THAT belongs on T shirts and bumper stickers across the planet!
OMG are you supposed to be a Kennedy on Unfrosted? I barley recognized you!
I just watched the episode of Crashing with Bill Burr and he putts in it the exact way he describes it on the pod.
The world is getting to the point where you're gonna need that choppa Ol Billy boy.
I saw the picture Bill looks like Payne Stewart😂😂👍🎩👌
Take DHEA for memory. Don't forget American Joe Roberts has raked three podiums in Moto2!! Watch moto2 also Billy boy
Billy Red Nuts!
Billy chip shot!
The game of golf is played within the 5 to 6 inches between your ears. - Bobby Jones.
Grip it & rip it Billy the orange golden bear!
TOOTH GLADIATOR!!!
Get him on your podcast bill!
48:10
Shoulda had another Arnold Palmer Bill.
7:03 😂😂😂😂❤
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oh no
but it happens
Where is the tooth fairy when I got my wisdom teeth polled? I wish the tooth fairy was real because maybe she could help out with my root canal
That MLB app is the greatest especially being able to check out any game and listen or watch it. Keep up the great fuckin work brother and Go Bruins up 3-1 and hopefully closing it out tonight. And don’t forget to look both ways before you go fuck yourself🤣😂
MMA and most if not all martial arts have lower brain injury risk than American Football. It’s a unique situation to that sport.
23...😅🎉😂
Ol Billy Burrito 🌯
Not many comments
and ol Billy Booze Brain doesn't know that 18 holes is from an alcoholic. It took him 18 holes before his pint would be dry, so 18 holes was standardized. lol
That is a long debunked myth.
@@michaelbenson9518 peyton manning said it, so it must be true, lol
Anyone else notice within the political write in this week, the writer started off by saying his dad brings his Maga friends over to drink and raise hell, but then switches over to fox to yell at the TV? Am I crazy or is this guy intimation that he's playing both sides? Or did the writer simply "get" Bill without him noticing? 😂
COLD BEER !!!!
Pro tip: don't give Bill advice on anything. Even if you're right, he's gonna get mad at you 😂
O' Geesus...
the NFL should go back to Leather helmets. seriously think about how it would actually be safer
Billy bagpipes
A lot of respect for the "tooth warrior " Father. I couldn't imagine losing my amazing wife.
It was Martin, Acosta, Qaurteraro 123 with Dani Pedrosa in 4th in the last race... MM Crashed out, but finished. about 7 riders went down in the same corner.
Im cooked
54:19 you gave the beset relationship advice. I'm a woman and I approve lol
Don’t you just hate Oprah
Also, rugby players run all over the field so they are a lot lighter.
Amen to not watching the NFL draft. Half the players will be traded again before the season starts.
what election?
Yup I’d have my own body cam for everyday and I’d never be alone with a student without a camera . Kinda d gets bad grade and they say stuff about you because pissed off scary . I’m sure there pedo’s out there but scary times for teachers