Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
  • Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.
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  • @VenicePsychic
    @VenicePsychic 3 месяца назад +28

    Hats off to the Tooth Gladiator dad. What a great letter!

  • @deanwalker7216
    @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад +6

    I swear to … the higher power…. that this was one of the best podcasts i’ve ever heard. The truth in the voice. Comes thru.

  • @markmurphy7427
    @markmurphy7427 3 месяца назад +11

    Happy Billmore ⛳️

  • @dime1012
    @dime1012 3 месяца назад +13

    Bill droppin some absolute GEMS on our melons the last 15 minutes 💯

  • @scottmiles2275
    @scottmiles2275 3 месяца назад +4

    The advice given at 40:30 is going to be a game-changer for my life.

  • @ItsAllinTheDetails1
    @ItsAllinTheDetails1 3 месяца назад +17

    Bill’s female impersonations are gold😂😂😂keep it up

  • @OldSkullInn
    @OldSkullInn 3 месяца назад +31

    Holy damn. Billy Boy, reading dude's letter made me cry. Tooth Gladiator is a badass. Please tell me he drives a diesel truck, like a F-450 or some magnificent burning beast of iron that blasts old Metallica.
    You, Single Dad of Three, You're a badass.

  • @waveedavee
    @waveedavee 3 месяца назад +1

    Seen the show in sunday night in Phoenix. In tears the whole time 😭

  • @williammayer7199
    @williammayer7199 3 месяца назад +2

    Haven’t seen Billie Red Sox since 2016….need to get tickets next time he’s here ❤❤❤❤

  • @Ayelord_khory
    @Ayelord_khory 3 месяца назад +30

    Ol Billy we out here

  • @deadraider420
    @deadraider420 3 месяца назад +19

    Hey Ol Billy Bats knocking them out of the park heeere. Thanks for the podcast Bill

    • @deanwalker7216
      @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад

      Pure F’ing genius. I laughed entire time.

  • @Jedi_trey
    @Jedi_trey 3 месяца назад +11

    Run for office burr, any party, you’d have my vote

    • @ncode03
      @ncode03 3 месяца назад

      Yea no. The second Bill get into politics, that's the end of his career. If goes left, majority of his audience will abandon him because most of his fans are conservatives and the other half of liberals will not be able to sustain his career, just as how they did to big franchises they have taken over.if he goes right, while more will still like him but the left will spend their entire life dedicated to cancelling him

    • @emerraldx
      @emerraldx 3 месяца назад +1

      Forward Party advocating for common sense and Ranked Choice Voting w/open primaries to get us out of this two party system of the extremes 🧢

  • @user-dv3bb9zi4q
    @user-dv3bb9zi4q 3 месяца назад +4

    Don't forget Krampus .. ol' billy red face

  • @lukealdrich4780
    @lukealdrich4780 3 месяца назад

    Sunday night was amazing bill! Thanks 🙏🏼

  • @zvalera
    @zvalera 3 месяца назад +1

    "We'll give you 700 hundred dollars in 40 years" 🤣

  • @deanickes6124
    @deanickes6124 3 месяца назад +4

    Thanks for the Laughs ,I sure needed that

  • @SpaceJoke
    @SpaceJoke 3 месяца назад +6

    Bill Burr for president

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike 3 месяца назад +1

    We hear so much about how corrupt unions were but ignore the corruption that lead to unions being formed to begin with.

  • @songster7
    @songster7 3 месяца назад +1

    Perfect comment about N'Yawkahs!

  • @deanwalker7216
    @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад

    Was at the Bowl last night w 1 of my sons…have never laughed harder.

  • @provlaxswag
    @provlaxswag 3 месяца назад +6

    Time to go on a walk, thanks Bill!

  • @spinxtercell
    @spinxtercell 3 месяца назад +1

    I was at the show sunday billy boi

  • @wendymariep2580
    @wendymariep2580 3 месяца назад +2

    Luv ya man

  • @deanwalker7216
    @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад +1

    So correct about politicians…. keeps getting better and you’re just yapp’n.

    • @deanwalker7216
      @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад

      Glad someone got what i said. Thought it was a great podcast that kept getting better …And it’s just Bill, talkin.

  • @BobSoperJr
    @BobSoperJr 3 месяца назад +5

    Howdy folks! Bill your show in Portland was great 👍

    • @bizonc
      @bizonc 3 месяца назад +1

      Wish I made it. Damn.

  • @JeremiahDouglas
    @JeremiahDouglas 3 месяца назад +6

    In bill we trust!

  • @angelaelliott2608
    @angelaelliott2608 3 месяца назад +2

    Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @oldsmobilethompson1658
    @oldsmobilethompson1658 3 месяца назад +2

    Billiam, sometimes we have dreams so that they don't manifest. You may have dreamt of that situation with Janet Jackson to avoid finding yourself in time-traveling mishaps in the future/past.

  • @MichaelDouglas-24
    @MichaelDouglas-24 3 месяца назад

    Ii hereby cast my vote for Billy boi to be our voice as "centrists"😂

  • @krmnych_backlog
    @krmnych_backlog 3 месяца назад

    Love from Ukraine, my guy❤

  • @dirkdarwin2571
    @dirkdarwin2571 3 месяца назад +6

    Ol' Billy Swizzle Sticks!

  • @mystiedawndekrey6313
    @mystiedawndekrey6313 3 месяца назад

    I was told that there are 18 holes in golf because there were 18 shots in an old liquor bottle. 😂

  • @stdnt4eva
    @stdnt4eva 3 месяца назад +3

    Bill Almost said incenstary

  • @criscomorees9079
    @criscomorees9079 3 месяца назад +1

    Yes sir!!! Needed this.

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike 3 месяца назад

    Going with neutral energy in the face of rage is some smart stuff.

  • @clevelandmaker386
    @clevelandmaker386 3 месяца назад +2

    Ol Billy Dreammmweaver I know you could get me through the niiightt..

  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup777 3 месяца назад +1

    Hey bill!

  • @wendymariep2580
    @wendymariep2580 3 месяца назад +2

    Billy we will pay you $300 if you let us buy you a drink my friend??

  • @brutaldomcom
    @brutaldomcom 3 месяца назад +1

    “Nobody remembers a team losing in the first round.”
    Bill…we will ALWAYS remember Boston losing in the first round after breaking the record for wins AND points

  • @songster7
    @songster7 3 месяца назад

    Good comment about how there are TWO bubbles to walk away from

  • @wendymariep2580
    @wendymariep2580 3 месяца назад +2

    Any drink you want??

  • @darkonation
    @darkonation 3 месяца назад +3

    🤘

  • @nateypoo
    @nateypoo 3 месяца назад

    Billy Baseballs should check out Japanese and Korean baseball!

  • @cjthrill
    @cjthrill 3 месяца назад

    It was great having you in Phoenix this week, Bill! Hope to see you again real soon and, have a great show at the Bowl!

  • @user-ti8sf2qw2f
    @user-ti8sf2qw2f 3 месяца назад

    Hi Bill. Your on autopilot. Don't fall asleep.

  • @ArtSurvivesArtist
    @ArtSurvivesArtist 3 месяца назад +1

    I spent, like an idiot, 20 years with a woman who would constantly overreact, and argue over the stupidest things. But then, we met in our teens. Thankfully my second wife is very evolved and level-headed.

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob 3 месяца назад

    Ol doctor guardian cap

  • @deanickes6124
    @deanickes6124 3 месяца назад

    Yes Sir

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder 3 месяца назад

    I was going to give unsolicited dream interpretation here, but then you anticipated all of the people who would be doing the same thing. Dang. That was a wah-waah cue to sit back and enjoy the rest of the podcast.

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 месяца назад

      You really want him to know you didn’t like that huh 😂😂😂

    • @BoxingGOATEdits
      @BoxingGOATEdits 3 месяца назад

      Bill rejects all claims made with authority, unless it's him making the claims or a professional in that field

  • @kaykath4575
    @kaykath4575 3 месяца назад +1

    ❤😂❤

  • @sarahtrstr712
    @sarahtrstr712 3 месяца назад +1

    YOU definitely need to come to the Quad Cities!!

  • @andrewschneider7976
    @andrewschneider7976 3 месяца назад

    Women: It's like dismantling a bomb.
    THAT belongs on T shirts and bumper stickers across the planet!

  • @cledesma135
    @cledesma135 3 месяца назад

    Love the golf talk

  • @ItsANiceDaySometimes
    @ItsANiceDaySometimes 3 месяца назад +3

    Going great Billy, and how's things in your fuckehhhhn neighbourhood Mr Burr?😂

  • @_Desiree_
    @_Desiree_ 3 месяца назад +1

    7:03 😂😂😂😂❤

  • @mellowfellow6816
    @mellowfellow6816 3 месяца назад

    Ol Billy Dreamuh

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 3 месяца назад

    23...😅🎉😂

  • @nathanmckerrow9059
    @nathanmckerrow9059 3 месяца назад

    Numbers are way down, I want to talk about why.

  • @echoehope
    @echoehope 3 месяца назад

    youre recording in pheonix? why does it even sound hot in the audio? lol dense air

  • @AggressiveNugget
    @AggressiveNugget 3 месяца назад

    Ole Baby Batter Billy

  • @warreng.1939
    @warreng.1939 3 месяца назад

    After the Tigers won it in '84 everybody said fock baseball

  • @LL_SHAWN_P____
    @LL_SHAWN_P____ 3 месяца назад +1

    Where is the tooth fairy when I got my wisdom teeth polled? I wish the tooth fairy was real because maybe she could help out with my root canal

  • @mr.christopher8671
    @mr.christopher8671 3 месяца назад

    The game of golf is played within the 5 to 6 inches between your ears. - Bobby Jones.
    Grip it & rip it Billy the orange golden bear!

  • @haseebk03
    @haseebk03 3 месяца назад +4

    Billy Boyy!

  • @sidesalad7864
    @sidesalad7864 3 месяца назад

    OMG are you supposed to be a Kennedy on Unfrosted? I barley recognized you!

  • @jefflopresti5131
    @jefflopresti5131 3 месяца назад

    Good podcast. Love hearing Bill interview himself.😆

  • @frisonfilms9034
    @frisonfilms9034 3 месяца назад

    Golf analogy is hilarious!

  • @JosephSchumaker
    @JosephSchumaker 3 месяца назад +1

    Mr burr thank you

  • @dohnjoe4516
    @dohnjoe4516 3 месяца назад

    Pro tip: don't give Bill advice on anything. Even if you're right, he's gonna get mad at you 😂

  • @THR33_Dizzle
    @THR33_Dizzle 3 месяца назад

    and ol Billy Booze Brain doesn't know that 18 holes is from an alcoholic. It took him 18 holes before his pint would be dry, so 18 holes was standardized. lol

    • @michaelbenson9518
      @michaelbenson9518 3 месяца назад

      That is a long debunked myth.

    • @THR33_Dizzle
      @THR33_Dizzle 3 месяца назад

      @@michaelbenson9518 peyton manning said it, so it must be true, lol

  • @theboyjc9740
    @theboyjc9740 3 месяца назад

    Anyone else notice within the political write in this week, the writer started off by saying his dad brings his Maga friends over to drink and raise hell, but then switches over to fox to yell at the TV? Am I crazy or is this guy intimation that he's playing both sides? Or did the writer simply "get" Bill without him noticing? 😂

  • @deanwalker7216
    @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад +1

    Killin me on the golf. I like the guys who forgot they hit 2 OB and say “par”.

    • @deanwalker7216
      @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад

      Or the MFers that pretend they are making sure it’s their ball and improve their lie/lye?? Whatever. Then ask for money at the 19th cuz they shot better. Bro !!? That’s a 2 shot penalty. Every time.

  • @dingoog1
    @dingoog1 3 месяца назад

    Take DHEA for memory. Don't forget American Joe Roberts has raked three podiums in Moto2!! Watch moto2 also Billy boy

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 3 месяца назад

    48:10

  • @deanwalker7216
    @deanwalker7216 3 месяца назад +1

    I’ll be at Hollywood Bowl. Friday night w one of my sons. Can’t wait. ✌️

  • @AdamGenes
    @AdamGenes 3 месяца назад +1

    I saw the picture Bill looks like Payne Stewart😂😂👍🎩👌

  • @TheDevilofDallas666
    @TheDevilofDallas666 3 месяца назад

    MMA and most if not all martial arts have lower brain injury risk than American Football. It’s a unique situation to that sport.

  • @anthonysmeltink8412
    @anthonysmeltink8412 3 месяца назад +1

    I just watched the episode of Crashing with Bill Burr and he putts in it the exact way he describes it on the pod.

  • @Oakland4Ever
    @Oakland4Ever 3 месяца назад

    That MLB app is the greatest especially being able to check out any game and listen or watch it. Keep up the great fuckin work brother and Go Bruins up 3-1 and hopefully closing it out tonight. And don’t forget to look both ways before you go fuck yourself🤣😂

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 3 месяца назад +1

    Don’t you just hate Oprah

  • @bizonc
    @bizonc 3 месяца назад +1

    Not many comments

  • @deanickes6124
    @deanickes6124 3 месяца назад

    oh no
    but it happens

  • @georgezuniga6298
    @georgezuniga6298 3 месяца назад +2

    Shoulda had another Arnold Palmer Bill.

  • @rambleonros
    @rambleonros 3 месяца назад +1

    the NFL should go back to Leather helmets. seriously think about how it would actually be safer

  • @Gakamaloo
    @Gakamaloo 3 месяца назад +3

    Billy Red Nuts!

  • @g1oomer
    @g1oomer 3 месяца назад +1

    Ol Billy Burrito 🌯

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw5576 3 месяца назад +3

    Billy chip shot!

  • @guyg2005
    @guyg2005 3 месяца назад

    Amen to not watching the NFL draft. Half the players will be traded again before the season starts.

  • @Spractral
    @Spractral 3 месяца назад +1

    Im cooked

  • @UncleBuZ
    @UncleBuZ 3 месяца назад

    The world is getting to the point where you're gonna need that choppa Ol Billy boy.

  • @outlaw42001
    @outlaw42001 3 месяца назад

    Instagram algorithm literally prioritizes the negative comments because they get the most engagement. There are people posting positive things, Meta just buries them though. :\

  • @nyambe
    @nyambe 3 месяца назад

    Also, rugby players run all over the field so they are a lot lighter.

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 3 месяца назад

    COLD BEER !!!!

  • @sherryhoward2481
    @sherryhoward2481 3 месяца назад +2

    OMG Billie never will play GOLF now golfing.

  • @erikaLS305
    @erikaLS305 3 месяца назад

    Who the hell is "Billy"? His name is Bill.

  • @Scottaaa
    @Scottaaa 3 месяца назад +2

    Shes not important enough to remember leave her

  • @Coheed2113allday
    @Coheed2113allday 3 месяца назад +1

    A lot of respect for the "tooth warrior " Father. I couldn't imagine losing my amazing wife.

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen9580 3 месяца назад

    what election?

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic 3 месяца назад +1

    Billy bagpipes

  • @echoehope
    @echoehope 3 месяца назад +1

    54:19 you gave the beset relationship advice. I'm a woman and I approve lol