Bill Burr | Boyfriend Doesn't Like Armpit Hair
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2020
- Bill reads an email about women having armpit hair and offers his take.
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"Boyfriend hates my armpit hair... Well yeah!" That's it. The video is over.
They should upload a version that ends there lol
I love your profile picture
@@douglasdiggins8296 Thank you!
Love the Elizabeth pfp
@scoop c should have been 9 hours!! You know Bill could stretch it out that long.
"How would you know how bad you smell? You're in the eye of the hurricane" LMFAO
Is that Bill's original line?
@Jakson McLane Yeah, I have, I was just wondering if it's like a common phrase or something in the US.
It's a dominance display and we should keep them
It's sexy as fuck and I've shaved my whole body I'm a swimmer
Walk the dao
I died 🤣
Imagine the boyfriend now, playing this video full Blast, everytime his girlfriend is in need of shaving.
Imagine getting divorced, and losing your house to a chick with armpit hair.
longer than yours lol
I would care less about the armpit hair, and more about the fact that i JUST LOST MY FUCKING HOUSE!
Chicks don't have armpit hair.
#Facts
SeedsOfHatred chicks shouldn’t have armpit hair
Profound
“Well yeah”
Had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. Would not have been mad it ended right there and he just moved on. Love me some Bill Burr!
Lol, fan got called a bum by her idol. Poor girl.
simp
@@coverage2901 you destroyed poor jakesully's life in a matter of seconds💪💪
@@coverage2901 Yeah he's totally simping right now.
Poor girl? lol
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"What's wrong with armpit hair?" Get this bear outta my driveway 😒
It's so f-ing funny looool
Zoltanocortez Your name...my name! What a coincidence 😎
He should of ended it after he said “well yeah”😂
“Oh so your like a bum”
If my girlfriend had armpit hair, I’d gladly shave mine if it meant she would shave hers.
11MHK Yeah, but I stand up to shit
Then you would realize how much it sucks, especially if you sweat at all throughout the day
That’s a slippery slope bro. What if she says the only way you get a 3-way is if she gets one first with you and another dude.
@@Yournotawhat Perfect.
@11MHK i think you misread something here
From what I understand, her boyfriend met her without armpit hair and now she comes up with this new look.
I mean, it's pretty hip right now that look..
@@Shalimar_trailsss Its not hip lmfao. Less than 1% of girls have it, cannot be even close to be considered Hip lmfao
it's up and coming among the trend setters (aka hip). Only time will tell if it becomes more mainstream but i'm still seeing it on insta.
My girlfriend always tells me to shave my sweat-smattered, ingrown hair covered, werewolf-like shoulders. What a battleaxe!
That's bills point
If she didn't have any hair when they started dating and now she's going for the Chewbacca look then that's grounds for termination. It might just be the tip of the iceberg
Chewbacca look lol
Termination lol
Tip lol
Of lol
It lol
I detect the irony of this woman’s eyebrows being butchered from years of over tweezing and goofy sculpting
warystatue33 does she have a permanent look of surprise or mr potato head angry eyes?
@warystatue33 lmao
69th like...nice
@warystatue33 Vietnamese? A lot of the older women in my gfs family have the same thing lol
@warystatue33
So she always has them "packed", " just in case"?
Great!
She doesn't want advice, she wants affirmation for her laziness.
honestly... like just shave in the shower it takes less than 2 minutes...
What if she doesn’t like, want to though. Some people get fucked up weird skin or irritation if they shave their. Look up ‘urban extraction’ on here and see what I mean. The armpits looks like battlegrounds because of shaving
Ai Orihara no excuses, she clearly has enough to very noticeably tell. I’m guarantee her bf has or would buy her a trimmer that would keep it really short, without having the sensitivity issue. She could even use manscaped, it’s really a great product.
@@marcy4564 yeah except she herself says in the letter that she just doesn't want to because boo hoo men don't have to do it
@@adamakii no one has to do it! but even for men if your armpit is huge as fuck that's a problem regardless
"I'm trying to be with a women here." 😂😂😂 love bill so much
Wow people in the comments are really opposed to female armpit hair
I literally scrolled down to find someone saying this 😁most of these people haven't been around the world much. It's completely normal for a women not to shave armpit and hands.
Ikr. It's not that deep. Sometimes I think back to when I lived in a farm back home in Vietnam when it comes to some western standards. "I wonder if these guys who worked 16 hours a day, managing herds of animals and tending to their fruitd, would give a flying fuck if their wife didn't shave her armpits?" All about perspective I guess, but I can't help but laugh.
Well yeah
Yea I had no idea people cared.
I am a woman and I don´t like them on me, on other women or on men. It´s about preferences
NIA: looks at ol' freggles red hair
BILL: shaves head
that's LOVE, baby!
Bill was a balding redhead. That’s like getting hit by lightning and then run over.
Bill lowkey wants to hold his friends hands when walking down the street.
I think Billy should grow his red hair like Bozo and see how Nia reacts.
"Grow"
From his argument, it sounds like he would shave it if she asked to.
I don't find it gross, but I do find it unattractive in a similar way to someone wearing a dumb hat
It’s usually accompanied by leg hair, green-dyed buzz cut on top and the urge to put a brick through a innocent business owner’s window, which is what puts me off. In isolation it’s ok I guess
Erling Braut Håland I’m too tired or too stupid to understand what you’re implying..and come to United next summer.
Nah dude it’s gross.
Dude it's completely gross
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*GROSS*
"Your in the eye of the hurricane" laughing hysterically
I would find a lady with shaved armpits. It's called the free market, there's no shortage of ladies with shaved armpits lol. She can find some guy that doesn't mind it.
Correction she can try
Or they can try to work out their differences first and then if that doesn't work, go their different ways
@@JigglePhysics3000 That is also a good option, pretty similar to the one I offered except yours involves braiding a ravenous beast's armpit hair.
@@JudgeDillon I now see the error of my ways.
My girlfriend's mom shaved her dad's mustache off because she likes a shaved look. We change our apperance based on our partners. Pretty sure that's what the musical Grease is about.
Never change yourself for a woman. If you do, she'll lose respect for you.
@@abdul4515 stop reading quotes lol shaving isnt changing
@@jecal2855 If you could grow a beard you wouldn't say that
Abdulrahman don’t change your morals or the way you are for a woman but changing facial hair or the way you dress or something isn’t a big deal lol
@@abdul4515 Depends on what you change. Your entire personality or something that is clearly important to you? Yeah, don't change that. Something that is insignificant to you but important for them? That just seems like common decency.
This is weird. I used to be revolted by even a bit of stubble in a girl's armpits. Sixteen years of my life, just putting girlfriends on notice about their armpits. Then, I guess my revulsion rubber banded. Now it's a weird kink.
Right!? Same here until I worked with a black hair girl who didn't shave and I wanted to f.. k the hell out of her! It's a fkn pheromone it gives off.
Not alone on this one, didn't like then hooked up with a girl that didn't shave for a while. Now I think it can be kinda hot.
@@connortaylor1870 the pheromones it gives off... I want to scrape my antlers on a tree... Lol
Shave your armpit hair, girl. Otherwise, he'll find a girl without armpit hair, and there's 99% of women without it.
99.9
He can find a new hairless woman and she can find a man who is turned on by the body god gave her. No reason to be uncomfortable and itchy for someone who doesn't accept the way you look.
z dub 👍
@@zdub8438 Oh jeesus
@@zdub8438 gross
typo spotted
Amrpit!
That's an Arabic name
sad fuck !
Props, I'm always on the lookout, and I didn't spot it.
She has tats. She had a tongue piercing at one point. She dyed her hair. I sense this.
White women 🙄
@@Rkenichi Fuck off
Ben To what’s wrong bby?
Joke's on you I'm into that shit.
@@user-wu1us1yh3n hell yeah, those women are crazy, so the sex is great. I wouldn't advise having one as your partner tho.
I bet if she had a mustache she'd shave it immediately
Apparently not
I never had an issue with female underarm hair, being around it as a kid I thought that was the norm for a long time.
A brave comments to make on this forum - well done !
Me too, it's a human thing, people think the unfamiliar things are weird. Not travelling and seeing different cultures helps too.
Yeah, what even are these comments? I just think at the end of the day, who gives a shit? If it really bothers someone so much and their partner doesn't wanna shave, I guess end the relationship over something so minute. At most trim them if you want so as to make things easier in the summer. Otherwise, either reach a compromise or end it. I swear coming from a different background where most people don't shave either due its lack of presence in the culture as well as lack of affordability to continuously do so, it's so odd to see people care so much.
@@whoreforlore4878 the fuck do you mean? Its not hard to understand at all. People in the US dont like female armpit hair for the exact same reason that you dont care. We just grew up in a society where female armpit hair is gross and dudes dont like it. Its simple as that.
@@norankinsignia5195 Mate I understand I just don't agree. Clam yourself it's not like my country doesn't have beauty standads of their own. If you have a preference, that's calm. If you really want to break up with your partner because of this preference, yes I find it odd but again, it's calm. But the problem I have is with the *reaction* to people who do have armpit hair ie. these comments, hence my first line. People legitimately trying to prove how it's more "hygenic" when that's not what shaving does nor does being more hygienic include shaving, or when people try and say it's because of hygiene when you know at the same time these people don't engage in skincare - the actual thing that is hygienic for your skin. There's a difference between preference (fine), shaving *feeling* hygienic (fine), and trying to pass off your preference as fact (annoying). That's the kind of attitude I have a problem with and that's the kind of attitude I disagree with.
Just discovered your podcast and I’m so glad to have more of your stuff to hear for the first time. Stay at it and stay safe 🤙
All it takes is to watch a brief 3 minutes of bill burr and I am flooded with gratitude for my loving wife.
"How would you know if you don't smell your in the eye of the f***in hurricane." 🤣 🤣
matthew smith That was brilliant lol. Bill is such a natural
Shakespearean
Everyone, male and female need to trim their pits. Its more sanitary. Looks better. And wastes less deodorant on hair.
Can't agree, I started shaving when I was 14 and I stopped now since when you are clean shaven you sweat more and it smells more
@@nemanjap8768 I did say trimmed, not fully shaved.
Deodorant?
@@leithbjornstad5509 gives you skin cancer
My pits are hairy but not super hairy, I hate shaving them because then they get prickly after a day lol
If she had it before they started dating and he expects her to change, that's on him. if it's something she's just sprung on him well...he has a right to be like "wait a minute..." I'm all for doing what makes you happy, but you can't get angry when other people don't jive with it. It doesn't sound like she wants advice, just affirmation.
I think you're mostly correct here, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to improve your partner and make them what you consider to be a better person. If you're fat upon going into a relationship with them, it seems fine to me that your partner be like: Hey, let's start exercising together. I would be more attracted to you if you were a bit healthier.
Just because it's something you brought with you to the relationship doesn't mean that it should stay.
@@mjlover1801 see here’s my issue with that. I get what you’re saying. But I don’t know if I’d consider it healthy to do that to someone else. What if, using your example, they’re happy with themselves already? What if they’re getting over some self esteem issues, maybe health issues? ED? We don’t know. But making someone feel like how they are isn’t good enough isn’t a good way to get into a relationship that’s built on trust and making sure one another knows they’re safe with each other. Just go with someone you already know is the person you want. If they wanna change on their own? Support them, assuming it’s something you’re okay with. But eh. I’d just never do that to someone I apparently love you know?
@@mjlover1801 granted there’s a caveat: if the person is really harming themselves or what they’re doing is putting their s/o in a bad or dangerous place. I think it’s circumstantial.
@@viastephtop Maybe it's just me, but I've never encountered a relationship where one person didn't at least ask their partner to change one thing about themselves. In fact I doubt it's possible for any lasting couple to not have that moment. I don't think someone should ever be in a relationship where one person is forcing a change against their will though.
How would you even know this before starting to date someone in a most situations? Not everybody gets to see a girl naked before starting to date her. I mean, if that's what you do, then that's fine, but it's not common.
With that mentality,, She is gonna be single very soon
Facts lol
She’s going to be one of those girls that owns nothing but dogs and cats because they won’t argue with her over her BS
The bear part go me because where I live I frequently see bears in my driveway and other people get freaked out by it lol
As a woman myself (and a gay one at that) I find body hair anywhere but in a neatly manicured and trimmed bikini zone to be gross AF!!! While I did have an EX that let herself go in this respect it was indeed something I tolerated with gritted teeth but disliked about her extremely. I feel much more comfortable in my own skin after I've freshly shaved even if I do find it to be a pain in the ass chore. This is a real hot button topic in the lesbian community unfortunately and it's difficult to find compromise on if you end up with somebody who doesn't want to shave. My advice is set expectations before you fall in love with somebody because if you compromise on beauty/hygiene standards at the very beginning of a relationship when both parties are usually trying their hardest it's only going to go downhill as you move forward.
And just for the record... despite the fact that I'm not into guys I find a guy that is well groomed and not hairy chested to be less unattractive than one who looks like they've shoved a baby squirrel down the front of their speedo when they are walking down the beach.
Well, if lesbians agree armpit hair on women is gross, this is a W.
Partially his fault. If I meet someone who doesn't shave etc, or does or doesn't do something I dislike. I don't date them.
Don’t put it past a woman to do a classic bait-and-switch. Chicks do that kind of bullshit all the time. I’d bet $50 that she was shaving her armpits every other day when she was single and on the prowl.
@@DJMannyC well said my dude. I'd bet my life that the "no shaving" shit is completely new behavior.
That makes you/us "part of the problem though". God forbid we have standards that extend past personality traits.
We are truly self-centered monsters. ha
Damn you must not date then. Theres no way in hell you're ever gonna meet someone who doesnt do anything you dislike. no fucking way in hell
And granted im not saying youre wrong for having principles. youre supposed to of course but you arent in anyway gonna meet someone like that
"You are in the eye of f***king hurricane" 🤣
Underrated joke
Anyone note the thumbnail is spelled wrong "amrpit, not armpit"
Yup, facepalmed
Didn't notice until you pointed out. Sharper brain than mine.
Nice work, detective.
"I just don't liked shaving in general"
Like an armpit is like a jungle for which you need 1h with heavy machines to advance a yard. It takes 10 seconds to shave an armpit. That is just starting unnecessary trouble.
I guess she's young and feels like she needs to make a change everywhere for no god damn reason.
I'd love to hear her reaction if her boyfriend just stopped taking care of the hair on his head and continues his life looking like Hagrid.
We get your point
But Hagrid was the sexiest motherfucker in harry potter
to be fair it sucks when it starts to grow out cuz it gets itchy af. not a woman just a dude whos lost what I thought would be a low risk bet.
‘Well yeah...’
Already I’m pudding myself 😂
"I remeber when she did the german version" ... well, maybe the other way around.
when he said that I got a little triggered ;d
Lmao Bills been into bears lately
"They wanna eat cookies and fucking be on billboards" HAHAHAH
“...well yeah “
Fucking "den of bears under your armpit"
I lost it
"You're like Kevin McHale armpit hair"
I lost it 😂😂
I hope they listened to this in the car together its hilarious to picture that
You're in the eye of the storm LOL
It's crazy how many men on here feel this entitled to demand that a woman not have armpit hair. Shit I've heard men in real life say it to women they aren't even in a relationship with. Like they're personaly offended that they have to be in the presense of a woman with hair in a place they don't like. God forbid!😂
Get over yourselves. Tons of men have features that women don't like and they deal with it. I see it everyday and I'm not offended. Man boobs galore and they still have girlfriends.
It's just armpit hair! Relax
If I were king of the world I would oblige everyone to shave their armpits, men and women, or else be sent to a work camp in Siberia.
You are a bundle of sticks.
She's gonna fuckin write in to Billy boy and expect him to support her armpit hair?!😂😂🤷
I think the girl grew up in a different country, maybe Europe, and bill didnt notice that bc she mentioned "guys from america..." implying shes from somewhere else
Prob Canadian. Thos som hairy moose up ther yah
That, or she's a punk rock type like he was saying.
Girls in Europe shave.
The 99 Luftballoons reference, is spot on.
Bill walks outside and sees a Bear. "Argh! It has armpit hair!"
Well said
what? everyone has hair on their bodies, but not everyone can have boobs... so it's not a fair comparison at all. also, there's a huge double standard here. why should men be able to enjoy their natural bodies but women should not? doesn't make sense
'So you're just a fucking bum?'
Looooooool
Im with bill on the sentiment but he is dreaming if he thinks that if his wife told him to wear a wig he wouldn't lose his shit.
LOL
I dont think it's the same thing honestly Lucas, cz armpit hair is something that every now and then you see, and when you do it turns u off to some extend, while head hair (not mustache or beard) is always there, it's part of how your head looks, hence it's part of how YOU look and it is always there to be seen, so if Nia for example was turned off by bold ppl, she wouldnt have got with Bill in the first place* you feel me?
@@Dexiteros he wasnt bald when they started dating
zpark plug The hell he wasn’t
Yes agree with billy goat here. This is not the thing to make a hard stance on, especially if it's a turnoff for ur SO
I have armpit hair but I’m not in a relationship... and I wear sleeves.
If I were with someone I’d go back to shaving.
"Bear Den under your arms" lol
Really wish I could know her reaction to his response hahah
‘A den of bears under your armpits’ wow. No words, only wow.
It was a trip when my 30 y o kid came visiting from the other coast and she'd let it grow. Looked like 5x as much as mine. We have a good relationship, she calls for advice, not for money, to chat, basically good stuff. I didn't say anything. The next time I saw her it was gone. AS FOR THIS _LADY,_ she's doing the passive aggressive bit. Dimes to dollars I'll bet she can and does find faults with every passing acquaintance every day.
"Yes there is a normal" and your not it
"How the fuck would you know if you don't smell? You're in the eye of the fucking hurricane!"
Hilarious and witty.
When she walks into the kitchen, just say “EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A PRIVATE RESIDENCE”
fucking, what?
"Oh... so you are like a bum" haha xD
I had a hippy chick friend who pulled this shit. Pulled it out 2 years into the relationship. I remember when she said "he'll deal with it" to a group of us in front of him. Was shocked she got dumped, and we all had a chuckle
that's what I was thinking; I bet the chick in this story would be shocked when dude dumps her ass.
"well, yeah!"
Good night everybody
Well, yeah i like my AMRPIT hair
This is the only video I've ever seen with zero thumbs down...
5 whores have clicked thumbs down!!!!
Find a way to look that YOU personally like and that's all that matters. Self-esteem can be hard to maintain as is sometimes. Changing to look a certain way because society or somebody says so is poison. It's why so many people, male and female, have body issues. We lose our minds chasing the "hot" body ideal or what is "standard".
It's not like you're gonna eat out her armpits
that' a bold assumption...
@@Mike-ul1xn legendary response.
Smell the same
I will never forget this hippie/new-age blonde girl that sat in front of me in this one class in college. First day of class, this gorgeous, skinny, blonde haired blue eyed angel in a tight black spaghetti-strap tank-top and short denim daisy dukes and sandals sits in front of me. She even put her leg up on the radiator, basically sitting in the back of the room with her legs wide open. She had this weird tattoo of transparent black circles going down her back (circles wrapped around each vertebrae of her spine). Weird, but hey, she's still a 10. Finally, after the class ends and I've been spending the entire time thinking of how to break the ice with her, she lifts her up arms to put her hair in a ponytail and the biggest, blackest tuffs of hair came exploding outta her armpits lol.
Next day she had her hair in those "white people dreadlocks" and I had to deal with that godawful smell of whatever hair product they use to keep dreadlocks tight for the rest of the semester lol. I even saw her walking her dog while I was going to the store a few years later and saw that she lived only a few blocks away from me. Looking back I should've at least felt her out to see if she was as weird as I assumed, but I was a dumbass when I was in college lol.
As men we have to deal with baldness and hair growth out of our noses and ears. We get neckbearding and monobrows and hair sprouting from weird bits of our faces as we age. If we want to be presentable we keepp on top of it. You see the dude with a greasey skullet combed over and a neckbeard? Well it's only a social agreement that tells us that we should keep ourselves trimmed up and smart to an acceptable degree.
Some people go to the other end of the spectrum and have every single hair perfect, tan the shit out of themselves and freak out if their eyebrows are slightly off.
Most of us just make sure we're presentable and make special efforts when appropriate.
For women that just means shaving armpits and legs - I dunno what to tell you. Do what you want ladies but if you've got thick armpit and leg hair and an unkempt lady-garden, I'm probably not getting turned on I guess.
Oh my god, that "Well, yeah" wouldn't have gone by without Nia blowing over into some kind of feminist natural body rant. I'm glad he could offer his advice without having to shut her and her imposition to defend any and everything implicitly, even things that would annoy and or disgust a partner in a relationship.
Gives you something to pull on.
Thumbnail says Amrpit lol
-- I've never shaved my pits, but honestly, how long would it take?
i noticed 'Amrpit Hair" at about 2:35
Topic aside, this is the most well-spoken Bill has ever been
0:25 lmfao
I had this tiny crush on this girl, then one day she raised her hands and I saw she had thick armpit hair. Since then we are just good friends. It was surprising how quickly my passions dimmed.
I shave my armpit regularly, I trim it since I realized it helps me control body odor by tons. It's hygiene guys. Well at least for some people.
hair-producing areas like your armpits and your groin are particularly prone to these smells because they’re home to large populations of apocrine sweat glands. These glands produce a kind of sweat that’s swarmed on by bacteria due to its high protein content - the more bacteria present, the stronger the smell. If you let the hair in these areas grow wild, however, the fur further traps this sweat, creating a swampy environment that allows the stink-producing bacteria to thrive. There’s also the fact that hair is porous, so it traps odors and lets them hang around for far longer than they otherwise would. If you’ve ever sat around a campfire or hung out in a smoke-filled bar, you know first-hand how quickly your head hair can absorb strong scents - the hair sprouting from your armpits (and lower down places) is no different, and will readily absorb any and every nasty odor that your body produces.
Lmao
I also hate armpit hair. not a sex thing. Man or woman. It collects oils and smelly sweat comes from the arm/leg pits and between the cheeks
3:28 - see above
Bluto: another amazing reference!
lol this could have been a 10 second video
Which came first..the dude or the hair? If the hair was there b4 yall met, it's his issue. Grew it out during the relationship, for reasons not associated with medical reasons(rashes ingrown hairs ect), then consider trimming again or look for a dude who doesnt care.
I have the same thoughts on the bald eagel look. Creepy man.
What is Amrpit hair?
Well yeah, in the west...the beauty standard here most of the time is clean shaven. Doesn't mean you have to agree with it or like it. It's just considered the social norm 🤷🏻♀️. Not to say that the beauty standard doesn't change! It can to some extent over time.
been having this “normal” conversation for decades, people just don’t think before they say shit lol
I used to think women with armpit hair would be gross but nah. If the woman is beautiful, it really doesn't matter. In fact, pubic hair bothers me a _lot_ more but that's probably because I'm Brazilian.
Just braid it that should solve the problem 🤣
That's a killer intro
There’s a simple answer here. If her rhetoric to his dislike of her armpit hair is the fact that men have it and don’t shave, well then there’s your answer. If he was into people that do things like men, and look like men, then sweetie do you want to date a gay man? He’s straight, meaning he doesn’t like men, he likes women, and women shave their armpits. I’m all for equality, but some women just do things to be passive aggressive. Get over yourself.
100% truth
Facts
So refreshing to read this!
Exactly right. If he started wearing make-up and heels and painting his nails, she'd probably find that unattractive. And he'd say "but YOU can do it so why can't I???"
Here's a woman who doesn't have a den of bears under her arms, maybe a group of seals whatever that's called.
I love the fact that he goes even harder to be on the guys side when he knows that they listen to the podcast together. So when the boyfriend actually does listen, he can have that upper hand because bill said so. Lol bills a team player for the men