Good call! Chicken & Broccoli is the standard go-to Chinese food order in NYC. Simply can't beat it. And he's talking Upper East Side? Bill is scoring major points right now.
P & Q are also sub-codes embedded into Red Book audio CDs (music CDs.) They store track start/end times, ISRCs, MCN, pre-emphasis flags, copy protection flags & more.
Men, you need to NEVER act like you are helpless without your woman because this eventually leads to your wife being super condescending and acting like you are a moron or "just another one of her kids". I am very mechanical and also an avid woodworker, I know how to do basic plumbing, electrical, and other home repairs as well. I am also the only one who works so when my wife and I got married she cooked and cleaned the house and although I never said I didn't know how cook or clean, I just let her assume I was not very good at it. After about a year she would tell me shit like "that's not how you wipe that down" or "you would starve without me". So I decided to stop that shit real fast. That Saturday she was gone for a few hours and I cleaned the house from top to bottom (this usually takes her several days) and it looked ten times better because I actually put some muscle into scrubbing the bathroom and kitchen and used the correct stainless steel cleaner on the sinks. Then that night I cooked her a chicken pot pie from scratch, I made the dough and everything myself. Also made appetizers and the works. She was shocked. afterward I explained "honey I didn't want to be rude but you forced my hand on this, I am ten times better of a cook than you and ten times better cleaner. The reason why you do these things is because I am busy doing things your are not remotely capable of doing, such as fixing the car, maintaining the house, the yard, and oh yeah, making the money. I need you to do these things in the same way a parent needs a child to hand him tools so the child feels useful" NEVER let your women act like you are inept when it is she that is not able to do half the things you do.
Various ideas. Pints and quarts is one, please and thank you's, and finally - people think it was an expression that was used for typewriters since P's and Q's were simply reversed on the keys and easy to mess up (remember, typing was a new thing and memorizing the keys isn't too easy). Had to google it haha. It was always an extra credit question on my goofy professors math tests in college though! Though I always forgot what it stood for.. (I think it was the pints/quarts and the please and thank you's was wrong).
In the world of logic they set up sets of arguments that mean certain things especially in mathematical proofs. It's been a long time since I took the class but you can have arguments such as p if q or p if and only if q and there are millions of different arrangements, p and q only stand in for a statement. Mind your p's and q's is a phrase meaning pay attention to your phrasing and make sure you are using the right logic to prove your proof
just looked it up "mind your p's and q's" comes from "mind your pints and quarts". something bartenders would say to drunk patrons. in another era, William would've heard that all the time.
mind your p's and q's has an unknown origin. The most plausable reason could be from the fact that d b p and q are all circles with a line placed in slightly different spots. another theory is that p and q stands for "pleases and thankyous" since "thank you" has a q noise in it (than-Q). another theory is that it is a phrase originating in pubs where a bartender would tell you to be careful about drinking, where p stands for pints and q stands for quarts, or possibly that p and q were used by bartenders on tally sheets to show how many pints and quarts of alcohol they sold. TLDR; nobody fucking knows, but we have some ideas as to what it is.
Lmao shit I'm white and I say it like that too, I grew up in a neighborhood where I was token white boy, I'm not complaining I learned alot of life lessons from the guys i used to chill wit
LOL, don't know why I deserved that, but humans will always react negatively to facts. It's the #1 reason why humans are willingly being led to slaughter by the controllers.
Ps and Qs - FROM METAL TYPE PRINTING PRESSES back in the day, when you had to lay every letter out individually to create a press. A lower case 'p' and 'q' would often be confused.
I noticed something. He was so happy until he mentioned Nia nagging him in the kitchen, then he immediately went back into "Married Man Mode". Good luck Bill-da-Burr Workshop. :(
I can relate to the broccoli thing. My buddy lives on Rowland Road, but because we always phone for Chinese food when we're there, it's become 'Woahlah Woah'.
watch you p's and q's: watch your manners aka prime qualities or for english bartenders watch your pints and quarts actually i don't know nor does anyone else know for sure. i looked it up on wikipedia.
p's and q's doesn't actually stand for anything. It is a typography idiom. During the printing process (long time ago) you used blocks with protruding letters and had to arrange each individual letter into the press. Problem is that p's and q's look very similar so if you turn one upside down and mix them up you'll mess up the spacing between letters. Same issue with b's and d's actually. The more you know =D
I'm one of those douches!!! I think it means pints and quarts...heard something about bartenders saying it back in the day as a way of telling people not to get too smashed or something along those lines...could be bullshit but sounded legit
This is the voice of a happy man.
In the style of late Patrice O'Neal, best thing a woman can do to a man is to shut up, or in this case-leave from time to time.
and that.....LAAAADDDDDYYYYY
Any time he yells away from the mic its so much funnier
Bill singing my birth date just had me grinning ear to ear haha
mvpshooter22 my birth date too
Kevin Tillman and mine!
Nick B Not mine, still enjoyed it!
Yeah, That’s cool. It's my bday too but it's Aug 5, 2023😅
Good call! Chicken & Broccoli is the standard go-to Chinese food order in NYC. Simply can't beat it. And he's talking Upper East Side? Bill is scoring major points right now.
Maximillian Osaben last week I got chicken and brocoree in Brooklyn and it was the best I've ever had
HERRO,NUMBA WAAN! 😂😂
1:40
" mind your P's and Q's ', is Pint's and Quart's...not to drink to much
P & Q are also sub-codes embedded into Red Book audio CDs (music CDs.) They store track start/end times, ISRCs, MCN, pre-emphasis flags, copy protection flags & more.
This cat watched the Sopranos too.
mom always said it meant "*P*lease and thank *Q*"
@@varanasiwalks1451 mom was right
@@varanasiwalks1451 Mommas wrong againnnn
"Fuck the Ozone layer PAM"!?!?!??! Lol
lol anytime bill sings its an instalike for me.
Me too!
Men, you need to NEVER act like you are helpless without your woman because this eventually leads to your wife being super condescending and acting like you are a moron or "just another one of her kids". I am very mechanical and also an avid woodworker, I know how to do basic plumbing, electrical, and other home repairs as well. I am also the only one who works so when my wife and I got married she cooked and cleaned the house and although I never said I didn't know how cook or clean, I just let her assume I was not very good at it. After about a year she would tell me shit like "that's not how you wipe that down" or "you would starve without me". So I decided to stop that shit real fast. That Saturday she was gone for a few hours and I cleaned the house from top to bottom (this usually takes her several days) and it looked ten times better because I actually put some muscle into scrubbing the bathroom and kitchen and used the correct stainless steel cleaner on the sinks. Then that night I cooked her a chicken pot pie from scratch, I made the dough and everything myself. Also made appetizers and the works. She was shocked. afterward I explained "honey I didn't want to be rude but you forced my hand on this, I am ten times better of a cook than you and ten times better cleaner. The reason why you do these things is because I am busy doing things your are not remotely capable of doing, such as fixing the car, maintaining the house, the yard, and oh yeah, making the money. I need you to do these things in the same way a parent needs a child to hand him tools so the child feels useful"
NEVER let your women act like you are inept when it is she that is not able to do half the things you do.
"June 25th in this motherfuckaaa" I fucking cried laughing
7:00 sounds like it’s the origin of his mass murderers bit in “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way”
I live near Hartford and it does suck lmao
He sounds soo happy xD
If you've seen bill burr live you know he doesn't pander.... he roast your city
The Hartford 🐳ers!!!
Brass Bonanza is the Hartford Whalers song
p's and q's is actually a reference towards keeping track of people's drinks.. pints/quarts
+dababybackribs1000 Interesting. I always thought it stood for "please and thank yous". As it is used in reference to being polite.
+dababybackribs1000 you're a douche
Various ideas. Pints and quarts is one, please and thank you's, and finally - people think it was an expression that was used for typewriters since P's and Q's were simply reversed on the keys and easy to mess up (remember, typing was a new thing and memorizing the keys isn't too easy). Had to google it haha. It was always an extra credit question on my goofy professors math tests in college though! Though I always forgot what it stood for.. (I think it was the pints/quarts and the please and thank you's was wrong).
dababybackribs1000 I figured it was not to mix up p and q pretty much making sure your not backwards same as cross your t’s and dot your i’s
In the world of logic they set up sets of arguments that mean certain things especially in mathematical proofs. It's been a long time since I took the class but you can have arguments such as p if q or p if and only if q and there are millions of different arrangements, p and q only stand in for a statement. Mind your p's and q's is a phrase meaning pay attention to your phrasing and make sure you are using the right logic to prove your proof
At 4:23 hilarious old freckles crack me up with that ditzy female voice he always does.
i ate from the No. 1 Chinese Restaurant around my way, back in the day.
You shit on Ottawa before every show here and then compliment the crowds. Every time.
Don't take American ribbing of Canada seriously, eh?
It’s when he said ‘And that’s my goal’ right after the Hitler stuff and my dumb ass thought his goal was to become Hitler 😂👍🏻💯
chicken brocorrrreeeeee
just looked it up "mind your p's and q's" comes from "mind your pints and quarts". something bartenders would say to drunk patrons. in another era, William would've heard that all the time.
mind your p's and q's has an unknown origin. The most plausable reason could be from the fact that d b p and q are all circles with a line placed in slightly different spots. another theory is that p and q stands for "pleases and thankyous" since "thank you" has a q noise in it (than-Q). another theory is that it is a phrase originating in pubs where a bartender would tell you to be careful about drinking, where p stands for pints and q stands for quarts, or possibly that p and q were used by bartenders on tally sheets to show how many pints and quarts of alcohol they sold.
TLDR; nobody fucking knows, but we have some ideas as to what it is.
Don't know how I know. But p's and q's stands for mind your pints and quarts oh, it's an English thing
I laughed from time 0:00 at the way to 10:26
pints and quarts
Chicken Brocery
Mind your pints and quarts
"Muhfuckin chicken" as a black man I'm proud to hear him say it like we would
Lmao shit I'm white and I say it like that too, I grew up in a neighborhood where I was token white boy, I'm not complaining I learned alot of life lessons from the guys i used to chill wit
Bill Jackson Browne Basher Burr
Ps n Qs Piss n Queef. Don’t quote me on that.
Pints and Quarts...it’s an old bartending phrase. Mind your Ps & Qs.
it's not entirely his fault, when someone thinks it's realistic to cook TV chef style shit every night there's a problem.
for all who wants to know what it stands for: P.riorities & Q.uintessentials, you're welcome.
Douche
LOL, don't know why I deserved that, but humans will always react negatively to facts. It's the #1 reason why humans are willingly being led to slaughter by the controllers.
pints and quarts actually.....douche.
+Jason Mcdevitt don't miss your A.A. meeting booze bag.
Jas ProLogik Hall what a douche.
Billy Ballz head.....learn to use THE GOOGLE!
bounce a quarter off my face
FINE i will. fuckin rude. jeezus
Is it a good thing for him to be so happy when his LADY is not in the state he's in?
hartford is terrible
Ps and Qs is please and thanKYOUs
Nia has reverse psychology-d Bill into cleaning the house. Outstanding move.
Wow!
"...Gosh, i never looked at it that way."
Somewhere I hope Bill read this comment and he brings it up with Nia 😂
My mother and grandpa are also oppressive in the Kitchen.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my God you’re not wrong ha ha ha ha oh shit
Love when he goes off topic, and then realizes and says "idk" "idk what the fuck I'm talking about
Cracks me up everytime.
I crack up every time he says lady idky I find it so funny
+Joshua Taylor Great fucking taste, Sir. (there are no ladies and sirs anymore, that's why it's fun)
He's imitating Jerry Lewis in case you didn't realize that.
Ladddddiesssss
LAAAAADY
"Some muh-fuckin' chicken!" xD
Bill Burr cleans the house out of spite... Thats hardcore Irish..
One guy just chatting on his own can be so fucking funny
Not just any guy.
I love bill's women's voice
"chicken and broccori!!"
He said it right when I came across yo comment.
Ohhhh I thought they were saying cheeky broccoli this whole time....
Shitty wok, taka orda prees.
Whats up Steph Nuggs
@@JungleJuiceJoey sup mellow
Some muuuhfuggin chicken LMAO
BROCK-OH-REE!!
CHEE-KIN!
If you leave it spotless, she'll assume you can handle it, so it's off her responsibility list and permanently on yours.
prophet.
+Rurne someone i know says they do the ironing and cooking crap on purpose so their SO does it. LOL
+Rurne The "everybody loves Raymond" strategy
or he had a booty call
Yep
"Chicken and brocori". freaking killed me.
Its so fucking awesome to be home alone. I feel Bills joy!
"I haven't cooked in Yeeeeeears"
The dude is totally improvising, yet hilarious. Funny man.
5:49
AH DIN HEY YOOH
That had me rolling 🤣😂
Ps and Qs - FROM METAL TYPE PRINTING PRESSES back in the day, when you had to lay every letter out individually to create a press.
A lower case 'p' and 'q' would often be confused.
Douche
"Bbbrrraaccc-ccccooorrrrriiieeeEEEE!"
chicken and broccori. *yelling away from mic
Lmao “Bounce a fucking quarter off my goddam face.”
eversince I started listening to Bill I will randomly start quoting him doing the dollar shave club read "Easy shave buttahhh"
"Whenever you're failing at what you do, you teach it" shout out to acting coaches hahah
my favorite comedian hands down.. always on point
"I don't even know how to make cereal" 😂
I noticed something. He was so happy until he mentioned Nia nagging him in the kitchen, then he immediately went back into "Married Man Mode". Good luck Bill-da-Burr Workshop. :(
"You could come over here and bounce a quarter right off of my god damn face"
"Like a muhfucka" lol
Can imagine Bill's neighbors over-hearing "Chicken and Broccery!" and thinking "Fuck. We've gotta' move..."
Great one,
🤣🤣🤣
Perks and querks?
Pandas and quasars?
Pill Qurr?
People and questions?
Pepper and quality salt?
Pasta and quiz?
Please and quotes
00:59 nice Joe Rogan impression
I'm a douche, so here's what the P's and Q's are all about. p and q look like each other, so minding them means to not mix them up. pqpqpppqpqpqpqpq
and that.....LAAAADDDDDYYYYY
"fuck the ozone layer pam"
Mind your P's and Q's. "Pleases and Than Q's" ... I hate that... That's not how that is spelled...
I googled it.
Bill should have been playing „chic: le freak“ in the background.
I can relate to the broccoli thing.
My buddy lives on Rowland Road, but because we always phone for Chinese food when we're there, it's become 'Woahlah Woah'.
that hitler fade line had me laughing all day. just saying. thanks paper.
watch you p's and q's:
watch your manners aka prime qualities or for english bartenders watch your pints and quarts
actually i don't know nor does anyone else know for sure. i looked it up on wikipedia.
from the days of printing pressed, letters would all be backwards so ps look like qs and vice virsa. just means mind the details
from the days of printing pressed, letters would all be backwards so ps look like qs and vice virsa. just means mind the details
from the days of printing pressed, letters would all be backwards so ps look like qs and vice virsa. just means mind the details
Use butter.. But cook the eggs on about medium they only stick when you cook the eggs on high heat low and slow equals less sticking to the pan
i love it when he yells way from the mic.
it makes my dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I am not a douche, just because I like to read and enjoy information. And Ps and Qs stand for mind your Pints and Quarts
Brass bonanza. And as much as I want to be a homer, Hartford really is a disappointing wasteland of liberal policies. Kinda like Detroit, Jr.
Like you need capital letters in an email address Bill :D
Those who cant do, teach.
Those who cant teach, teach gym.
chicken and BROCCOLREEEEEEEEEE!
"There's nothing good about hartford" Chappelle said the same damn thing
Why the fuck would someone go on to get married and have kids lol it's terrible. But go ahead have fun 😂😂😂
"What the fuck?!"
"You know what, what the fuck right back at ya!"
I'll start using that one
p's and q's doesn't actually stand for anything.
It is a typography idiom. During the printing process (long time ago) you used blocks with protruding letters and had to arrange each individual letter into the press. Problem is that p's and q's look very similar so if you turn one upside down and mix them up you'll mess up the spacing between letters. Same issue with b's and d's actually.
The more you know =D
I KNEW he was gonna mention the HARTFORD WHALERS!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
If I can throw dirty change at a blanket
Hahahaha
In case anyone was wondering, it stands for minding your pleases and thank-yous.
Put some butter in the fucking pan bill! O-zone saved!
I'm one of those douches!!! I think it means pints and quarts...heard something about bartenders saying it back in the day as a way of telling people not to get too smashed or something along those lines...could be bullshit but sounded legit
"there we go, we just insulted teachers" hahah
Boil the pan with the cooked egg for a few mins. It peels right off.
who the fuck uses pam to make scrambled eggs all you need is some butter