@@DavidS-kz7ik the pipe part is the drain spout that screws in the front. The declogger thing is what he was beating her with. It bent he was beating them so hard lol. I'm agreeing with you while correcting the other guy.
There was an incident in the UK where this group of teenage girls were hitting and verbally assaulting a guy on the bus, when they got off the bus he followed them and stabbed the shit out of them. One girl died. That's why you don't fuck with strangers.
I looked it up. The woman who slapped him and vaulted the counter was hit twice, broke her arm and skull. She plead guilty to attempted burglary and was sentenced to 5 years probation. The other woman was struck three times and suffered only serious bruising, plead guilty to trespassing and served 10 days of community service.
albinoman13bt The grand jury not only dropped the charges against Mr. McIntosh, but also elevated misdemeanor trespass charges against the women to third-degree felony burglary.
You attack someone, you assume the risk. He should have stopped but some folks have no 'off' switch, and these two fucked with the wrong guy. Brutal, but inevitable in such a situation. Glad he got off.
It's a long thin stainless steel rod that is crimped 90 degrees at the end. It's used clear out the drainage area on fryers when you filter or change the oil. I worked at plenty of fast food places as a kid and knew exactly what that hero was beating them with.
I almost fainted when he said Bill said you can either work in showbiz, or get a job at McDonalds, the same place where the guy previously worked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Richrad pryor once spoke about Jim Brown : Jim Brown bit a man's finger off during a game. The ref asked him why & he said "Everything outside the helmet is theirs, inside it is mine.
Finally a case that works out like it should. Completely agree with Bill that even a lesser sentence would have been fine, but I'm glad that those girls got a little justice.
The guy actually went on tv shows talking about the experience. Tbh Bill Burr is right. We need not physical violence but the threat of it especially for those who get cocky and overconfident.
As a 20 year veteran of the retail world I can firmly state that the potential customer is ALWAYS GUILTY whenever they go off in a business. Those individuals are demonstrating the worst of our society. 98% use credit cards, or in this case fake money, and are most likely debters who are of negative value to the health of the economy. People with dignity just walk out of the business. Those people showed up looking for a conflict (seen it many times) and got one. Not the one they were planning.
He got off on the charges but McDonalds still fired him. Last I knew he filed a civil suit against them. Hope he wins. How can McDonalds expect you to stand there while two people assault you?
Even my mother told me don't start a fight but you better finish it and it ain't over till you're sure they won't come back at you, I'm like damn thats savage.
"Well, that's why you don't go around slapping people in the fuckin face: because they might... have gone to Magician School, and they know how to magically have a fuckin goddamn lead pipe outta nowhere".
The woman screaming "STOP IT" hysterically probably fueled his rage. No one likes hearing a high pitch panicky yell, even when it's genuine trouble, just makes you more annoyed.
I think the reason this guy magically pulled a led pipe out of nowhere is that he is the kind of guy that keeps weapons nearby, just in case. He was ready if some shit went down, which it did. That's readiness right there, LOL!
if you watch the video, the point at which he breaks the one girl's arm is when she's trying to stand up and he looks at her, says something then hits the arm she's using to protect herself with. It's funny because his body language is saying "Oh, you want some more?"
I think Bill Burr is incorrect here when he says the LAAADIES were screaming "Stop it!", I believe they were shouting: "Let go of my neck! You're hurting me!" =D
No, they pull it more often in America. Our prisons are overcrowded. First degree doesn't go free, second degree doesn't go free for a long time, manslaughter goes free all the time. Parole. The rehab models are more common in Europe.
"At the end of the day, I'm like that's why you don't go around slapping people in the fucking face because they might.... have gone to magician school and they know how to magically have a lead pipe out of nowhere." LMFAO I'm dying over here
yeah, it wasnt really a lead pipe but it did the job. i wonder if they asked the dude in the job interview " How would you handle an angry customer if you are running the register...?" " Im gonna be brutally honest...i keep a headless golf club right over by the fries....is that a problem orrr...?
I just wonder how many times those girls got away with beating up guys before this guy put them in their fucking place. I do think that his retaliation was disproportionate, but in the beginning it was self defense..
The lead pipe was actually what some call in the industry an "Abortion Stick", it dislodges anything that's stuck in the drainage pipe when you clean the fryers.
wasn't a lead pipe...more like a thin steel rod. was nevertheless very cathartic. with every whack I was like, yes..yes...yes! jump over the counter like it's a normal thing to do and get what's coming to you. and if you like this one look for the guy on the n.y. subway wearing the eight ball leather jacket slap the soul out of a girl who verbally berated him continually until he just couldn't take it any longer. Just one slap across the face but the sound of it is classic. and rightfully he wasn't charged.
These two LAAADIES.
Will that shit ever get old?
No.
startervisions I fucking agree. I laugh every fuckin' time I hear that.
Minato Arisato Context??
Love when he backs away from the mic and goes crazy!!
I supported him through the 1st 37 hits...lol
I'm a cook. the lead pipe is actually a de clogger for the fryer
And doubles as a defence tool. I love a good multipurpose tools.
Yeah we hace one behind the front door at home....its called a wog basher...
It's used to drain the old oil from the deep fryer when you're cleaning it. It screws into the front of it.
@@DavidS-kz7ik the pipe part is the drain spout that screws in the front. The declogger thing is what he was beating her with. It bent he was beating them so hard lol. I'm agreeing with you while correcting the other guy.
Great multipurpose tool. It also gives a mean abortion.
There was an incident in the UK where this group of teenage girls were hitting and verbally assaulting a guy on the bus, when they got off the bus he followed them and stabbed the shit out of them. One girl died. That's why you don't fuck with strangers.
+williamthebrit I'm from the UK and wanted to look up this case, do you have any more info ?
Don't fuck with anyone. Your parents or family may be psychotic (then again if you're hitting family members must run in the family).
Why is that strangely satisfying
They ordered the McBeatdown..........seemed to me like it came in a timely manner.
da da da da daaa....im luvin it! lol
😂😂😂🍔👊😂😂😂
McFury
It came fast like their food...
"Stop It!! Stop it!!!!" Hahahahahahahabahabha
I looked it up. The woman who slapped him and vaulted the counter was hit twice, broke her arm and skull. She plead guilty to attempted burglary and was sentenced to 5 years probation. The other woman was struck three times and suffered only serious bruising, plead guilty to trespassing and served 10 days of community service.
this makes it slightly better sort of.
mellowman1001 I feel so bad for the social marxist suicide going on in europe
albinoman13bt The grand jury not only dropped the charges against Mr. McIntosh, but also elevated misdemeanor trespass charges against the women to third-degree felony burglary.
They didn't break anything... they HAD their asses broken.
albinoman13bt 👏👏👏
Hearing Bill say "stop it!" Like that is still funny years later 😆
They ordered the mcdouble with a side of brain injury
After seeing the video, I'm sure the brain injury was there. From their first days on earth
You attack someone, you assume the risk. He should have stopped but some folks have no 'off' switch, and these two fucked with the wrong guy. Brutal, but inevitable in such a situation. Glad he got off.
It's a long thin stainless steel rod that is crimped 90 degrees at the end. It's used clear out the drainage area on fryers when you filter or change the oil. I worked at plenty of fast food places as a kid and knew exactly what that hero was beating them with.
"don't go around slapping people in the fucking face because they might have gone to Magician School." I need that on a shirt! SOMEONE GET ON IT!!
i lots my shit when he suddenly went full Carlton "excuse me is that something you really want to do?"
Bill has a point. When some women starts fucking screaming it escalates the whole situation.
STAHP EET STAHP EET
The lady yelling "stop it!" in that video might be one of the most irritating noises I've ever heard come out of a human being.
@ literally hahahaha
I almost fainted when he said Bill said you can either work in showbiz, or get a job at McDonalds, the same place where the guy previously worked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The new McBeatdown lol
She didn't scream when they were hitting on the cashier
That Macdonald's beatdown of those two women is a joy to watch on RUclips. Man went at them like he was swinging a golf club. Enjoyed that immensely.
It's awesome that he got off scot-free.
You can't ''get off scott-free'' if you did the right thing
@@kentuckyfriedchildren5385 that's not true, you can be punished for doing the right thing, so getting off scott free is still applicable.
Wonderful story! I wish this kind of justice would happen time and time again until folks learn to behave. Thanx Bill!!
Richrad pryor once spoke about Jim Brown : Jim Brown bit a man's finger off during a game. The ref asked him why & he said "Everything outside the helmet is theirs, inside it is mine.
Finally a case that works out like it should. Completely agree with Bill that even a lesser sentence would have been fine, but I'm glad that those girls got a little justice.
I'd high five that guy!
The guy actually went on tv shows talking about the experience.
Tbh Bill Burr is right. We need not physical violence but the threat of it especially for those who get cocky and overconfident.
Got any links on this bruv?
I don't feel like he was wrong at all. I'm glad he got off
couldn't stop laughing till the end... hillarious!
As a 20 year veteran of the retail world I can firmly state that the potential customer is ALWAYS GUILTY whenever they go off in a business. Those individuals are demonstrating the worst of our society. 98% use credit cards, or in this case fake money, and are most likely debters who are of negative value to the health of the economy. People with dignity just walk out of the business. Those people showed up looking for a conflict (seen it many times) and got one. Not the one they were planning.
"Excuse me, is that something you really want to do?" lmfao
finally watched the actual footage of that beatdown. ur impression of those girls is very good! Lmao!
Did he really just say “Fryerlator”?!! 🤣
He got off on the charges but McDonalds still fired him. Last I knew he filed a civil suit against them. Hope he wins. How can McDonalds expect you to stand there while two people assault you?
NEVER GETS OLD
Bills "STOP it" voice is exactly what she sounds like
Even my mother told me don't start a fight but you better finish it and it ain't over till you're sure they won't come back at you, I'm like damn thats savage.
as a chef for 6 years now I can bet that "lead pipe" is a tool used to clean the fryolater lol
Are u still a chef?
Hope they bring bill back for better call saul.
Sounds like Saul was this guy's lawyer too
equal rights=equal fights
Bill Burr taking about Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd is hilarious just in premise
finally a real life story with a happy ending
Cool happiests come around at all cost like a brown christmas ball.
This shit is fucking perfect. The moment I realized the video he was talking about I proceeded to die laughing for the rest of the video.
cleared of charges... justice served
I just watched that video and it was magical. I'm gonna watch that every morning when I get up
Bill Burr has amazing metaphors lol
He pulled it out of his "prison purse" LMFAO
That guy is upper management material all the way.
Loved the bugs bunny analogy!!!
Lol, one of the funniest stories ever
"maybe if I give them a little less time they'll come over here, and blow me under my robe"...priceless!!!
"McDonald's is no stranger when it comes to brutal fights and sloppy smackdowns"
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT LOL
Haha! Cold as his goddamn trumpet!
Yes. This was an early Christmas present, to read of his release a few weeks ago.
"Well, that's why you don't go around slapping people in the fuckin face: because they might... have gone to Magician School, and they know how to magically have a fuckin goddamn lead pipe outta nowhere".
😂😂😂
I heard it like 100 times and still I laugh every time he goes "these two ... LADIES" while he goes away from the mic!
HAHA
The woman screaming "STOP IT" hysterically probably fueled his rage. No one likes hearing a high pitch panicky yell, even when it's genuine trouble, just makes you more annoyed.
I think the reason this guy magically pulled a led pipe out of nowhere is that he is the kind of guy that keeps weapons nearby, just in case. He was ready if some shit went down, which it did. That's readiness right there, LOL!
After watching the "assault" clip the only thing the cashier did wrong was not to say "Do you want fries with that, Bitch" as he filled her in.
Listening to this after watching that video is hilarious 😂
“Authorities won’t prosecute the women - they say, that ass whooping was punishment though.”
Boondocks, anyone?
My favorite moments in Bill Burr's podcast are when he steps away from the mic and screeches.
if you watch the video, the point at which he breaks the one girl's arm is when she's trying to stand up and he looks at her, says something then hits the arm she's using to protect herself with. It's funny because his body language is saying "Oh, you want some more?"
I hope these ladies see pipes everywhere they go and go into some kind of shell shock because of the disrespectful shit they pulled.
I saw it. I loved it. And I love Bill celebrating it.
shaaap itt shappp itt !!! HAHAHAHAH i love you bill !
Extras sauce. On the house ladies 😹
Thank you so much for posting the George Carlin skit i loved that man.
Good to see people who like same humor as me.
omg lol that was freaking scary imagery "they were down, and then they were part of the tile, and then you just kept fuckin hitting them..."
They got the McPipe.
I'm with you Mr. Burr - I supported him all the way through :D
Through the first 37 hits 😂
Hope he got employee of the month.
i love the (backsupfromthemicrophone) llllladiiiiiiiiiiieeeesss
fucking love bill burr
I love the way Bill says LAAYDEES.
bill burr you are a champion, this is hilarious!
I think Bill Burr is incorrect here when he says the LAAADIES were screaming "Stop it!",
I believe they were shouting: "Let go of my neck! You're hurting me!" =D
***** Another lady was screaming stop it, not the two girls.
Ted87 I stand corrected.
LMFAO, that split my fucken sides the first time I heard it.
This guy and Norm are the masters of getting people to laugh at horrible shit.
Ben __ Who is Norm?
ouuuuuuuu. you're hurting me ouuuuuuuuuuu stab, stab, stab lol
One does not simply dislike a Bill Burr video
Bill burr is a frigging legend
7:45 Dat laugh. Sick bastard. :)
GREAT PODCAST ! XDf
amen brother
I always wanted to work at Sam's Hot Car Lot
he went to magician school hahaha
The moral of the story is don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.
No, they pull it more often in America. Our prisons are overcrowded. First degree doesn't go free, second degree doesn't go free for a long time, manslaughter goes free all the time. Parole. The rehab models are more common in Europe.
"At the end of the day, I'm like that's why you don't go around slapping people in the fucking face because they might.... have gone to magician school and they know how to magically have a lead pipe out of nowhere." LMFAO I'm dying over here
"Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there!" Chris Penn just got funnier as he got fatter.
yeah, it wasnt really a lead pipe but it did the job. i wonder if they asked the dude in the job interview " How would you handle an angry customer if you are running the register...?" " Im gonna be brutally honest...i keep a headless golf club right over by the fries....is that a problem orrr...?
lee morgan! good to hear bill is a fan
This shit is funny as heck.
I just wonder how many times those girls got away with beating up guys before this guy put them in their fucking place. I do think that his retaliation was disproportionate, but in the beginning it was self defense..
No, exactly proportional and fair.
Fuck yea for the guy!
The Bugs Bunny reference made me lose it....
Seriously? That makes me so happy! Can you pm a link to the article?
Mcdonalds hires just the best of the best.
The lead pipe was actually what some call in the industry an "Abortion Stick", it dislodges anything that's stuck in the drainage pipe when you clean the fryers.
wasn't a lead pipe...more like a thin steel rod. was nevertheless very cathartic. with every whack I was like, yes..yes...yes! jump over the counter like it's a normal thing to do and get what's coming to you. and if you like this one look for the guy on the n.y. subway wearing the eight ball leather jacket slap the soul out of a girl who verbally berated him continually until he just couldn't take it any longer. Just one slap across the face but the sound of it is classic. and rightfully he wasn't charged.
"so he was backing up and- i dont know where the fuck he got a lead pipe"
wait what?
his ending statements are funny
Shhhheeeeiiiiitt!
Lol bugs bunny I was at your live podcast you did love it was great I like how you called them out on cutting off the air that shit was getting hot