Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.
Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.
Exactly that! You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.
+mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.
I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.
+MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.
"if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work
His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.
If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.
It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market. I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.
I don't have a house by the lake... but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO. This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.
first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.
Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."
What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.
Thank you Bill for choosing not to make jokes on Muslims we ARE a big joke actually especially arabs I would like to hear some jokes and your impression about us but still I wish that you won't make jokes on Allah the almighty and jokes on our prophet Mohammed or the prophet Jesus peice be upon them because this will just heart us and make us feel weak and blame ourselves that we didn't set a good example to the world about what Islam really is if you choose to make jokes on our Sanctities please try to know about them first I'm sure that you will change your mind.
Alsalam Alaykom. first of all sorry for my English I feel that this comment will be brutal to read and I don't have a rich religious reportoire or info tbh to debate you about whether or not Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other . but logically it is possible for God to send as many prophets as he wants to different places and in different times. We think as Muslims that the message of all prophets was the same if you have studied Monotheistic religions you would know that and the essence of that message is to worship one only God and to do whatever God commands you to do. According to Qoran all prophets were sent for the same purpose you Mr beleive that they don't; maybe because you comparing Muslims with Christians but you shouldn't because in our time there is no true Muslim and no true Christan we try to be and that's what matters you should compare books the Bible vs the Qoran but even so it doesn't work very much; the Bibles that you have today are twisted from a long time ago that's why you have many versions. Qoran on the other hand is not twisted cause a huge number of muslims memorise it by heart it is impossible to be twisted that's why my friend you can't prove that Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other. By the way most Muslims are sorry for 9/11 if you think that this what Islam is you are wrong and even Muslims who are not sorry they are just angry about USA interfering in there countries. It is true that Muslims are commanded to fight for God and justice but in a very definite Circumstances as when they are attacked or in a declared war and even so it is strictly forbidden to kill females and children as well as old and unarmed men. 9/11 was terrorism that has nothing to do with Islam's doctrines 9/11 was a catastrophe that Innocent Muslims are till today paying there peace of mind and their liberty for it. P.S: you should check the story of Jesus in the Qoran it is interesting and it has a happy ending.
+manel benanane well said sir. I feel religion is just a nice story to keep us in line and give us hope that death is not the final act, but at least there are rational people out there like you. Man has committed so many atrocities under the pretense of religion throughout history, and it seems that we are not changing much these days.
Sure, Islam is just another religion, but one thats in desparate need of reform. There is no Muslim Brotherhood or Hezbollah equivalent in the other major religions. I understand the bloody history of the religious past, but it does no good to deny the transgressions occurring today. The reason why comedians like Bill Burr typically avoid talking critically of Islam is because they know of the potential blowback that will occur. Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, etc. arent as inclined to kill people for making jokes about their religion. The world is in desparate need of Muslims willing to call out popular Muslim doctrines like Sharia law that are the antithesis of a liberal society.
talks to you like the father you never had
Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.
dude wow, ive never thought about it that way, but this oddly sums up my entire view on bill burr haha
Aaron Beardsley Damn man, didn't think of it that way
That never quit hit me in the feels. I realized my own dad never even said that shit straight out like that before. Had an eery weight to it
Iam not alone ( ;
'If you quit yourself, no one is going to believe in you', Jesus fucking Christ that line gave me chills. Outstanding advice as always, Bill.
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Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.
+Andy B the definition of clever is something used to cut meat genious
Knight192 That's cleaver ya dunce.
+Andy B REKT M8.
well said
+Knight192 Well that was an embarrassing display
Despite his tough guy demeanor and awesome jokes, I love how much humanity Bill has.
Exactly that!
You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.
Humility?
first time i saw bilburr was that bit about punching that LAYDEEEES muffins at the stall. he's a lot wiser than i would've thought at first for sure.
Listening to Bill talk about how he bombed for years was really reassuring for some reason.
Because that means you too can probably do the shit you suck at right now, Bill's the best :)
If you admit that you're average, then you're not average. The average person thinks they're special.
fair point 👌
👍
+mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.
+Miister Josh You are spot on! Because most often such females understand and support you in your Goals
+Miister Josh now that's wisdom!
I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.
Wowww. OS dub and Bill Burr. Can of Coke to ya!
The second that you choose to no longer live up to anyone else's standards, but your own is the day you will be free.
+MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.
+Schlomo Shekelberg Care to elaborate?
@@anonchen7656 Theres a nuance to it. Its not as black and white as people might think
Standards! That's what I need
I would rather live in my car than have a corporate job.
+Mac Lethal what up Mac
+Mac Lethal Try construction work then. I'm sure you'll LOVE that . . .
Yo Mac! You're a Bill Burr fan? fuckin A
+Juan Ortiz vi the
+Juan Ortiz vi the same turncoat sync vee m. u aquarium
I will not quit on myself.
Yes, you can.
Etme kardeşim.
keep moving forward no matter what. We're all gonna make it
Burr is very anti-materialist I love this podcast.
Thank you Bill for your advice.
I am very materialist. Loved his podcast though.
Excellent advice - this guy should write a book or something. Seriously, he's gives some pretty good advice
+Kim Bheazley perfect
I imagine seeing Billy Ginger Snap sitting cross-legged next to an indoor fireplace being strangled by a turtleneck, head tilted.
Guy feels average. Bill Burr's advice
- Get a sex change
- Don't buy t shirts
- Don't buy glasses
- Invent an iPad
This is my favorite one, bill. So much good shit in here.
"if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work
+ people to talk to and who care about your existence !!!
@@blop-a-blop9419 that can be yourself imo. and this too
This video saved me, and now I'm working for Google in nyc : )
Thanks ol Bilbo SagBaggs!
I want to believe you but it definitely sounds fake m
I don't have a house by a lake but I had one come through MY FUCKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!
Bill is the peoples champ.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyone else notice 4:20 :D And its a great quote too..
Haha 😂 well noticed. I wonder if that was deliberate.
Wow. On point with da timing.
most of us are average, we just don't know it and don't want anyone to tell us we are
last 5 minutes are pure gold. Some seriously motivational shit without the whiny chicken soup for the soul kinda bulllshit
His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.
"practice shrugging your shoulders" lol
Scrolling through comments and saw this just as he said it😂😂😂
"We'll give you a house by the lake, and the chemicals to dump into it" That cracked me up.
I am so fucking inspired T_T. IMA MAKE YOU PROUD BILL
how're you doing good sir, any close to making us all proud?
Considering that most people who are really good at something are total shit at everything else, being generally average isn't that bad of a deal.
If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.
It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market.
I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.
"You want to make me sad you f****** c***", now that's love.
I wasn't expecting a hypothetical argument with AllGod. lol
Burr has a heart of gold
Did he start to bust Gods balls.........XD
@Brooke Stern Shut up Brooke.
@Brooke Stern Boo-hoo, who cares about your imaginary friend
Bill Burr is like the live version of my all time favorite hero…bugs bunny
I don't have a house by the lake...
but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO.
This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.
"Don't throw yourself agaist the wall."
Check.
If there's an afterlife, I think Bill has already earned his ticket to enter
This was 6 years ago , im listening to it now and what he says makes you hungry , we have one life time to do exactly what we want . Thanks burrs 🤙
Get after it bro 💪🏻
somebody get this guy the book "The Millionaire Fastlane" by M.J. Demarco, STAT!
+Wingnut Mcspazatron that book would make you do a 180 whatever situation you're in
+Holf Amino yeah, it's a real eye-opener. makes you think.
first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.
I love how Bill's mind just jumps from the culture of business practices to donkeys eating carrots.
Bill, you just said it... "I bombed fo yeaaassszz!"
Jordan Peterson 8:36
Thank you Bill. I needed to hear this. The best advice always comes when you least expect it.
Does anybody know the other comedian that Bill coheadlined with? (beginning of podcast)
I was wondering that myself.
DC
I need to listen to this every morning.
+duberdurm I'm having similar thoughts on this
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty average myself.
8:36
Omfg kermit the frog violated child labor laws.
he turned on the dude who wrote the letter so fast lol
Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."
Funny and sad but true.
Thanks Bill, needed this
"Sorry God for all of it. Now do what you gotta do."
What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.
8:40 a perfect kermit the frog
I want Bill to be a manager at an alphabet corporation after hearing this.
They need to put epic music behind this
Bill burr is my spirit animal.
This shit motivated me
Bill you're no average wtf. You jammed with Slash, you are a legendary comedian, you've been in movies. What more do you fuckin want? eh?
You should be a motivation speaker Bill.
Bill Burr>Alan Watts
Michael Kahnk weird comparison
Patrice had a set about religion and plane crash. It was fucking hilarious!
I love it. Is Bill Burr talking about praying. Clapping, proud of you brother.
How do i ask bill a question for his podcast?
“Throw down the yoga mat” lol
You only put a four cylinder in me.
Holy shit that's funny.
fucking solid
you made me....when you make a car and it doesn't run, do you blame the car? If we only would think about this once.....Thanx Bill.
This is what I needed to hear today, thank you Bill!
holy crap bill, you just dumped chemicals in the lake and take the blame - go
that really got away from you, hilarious
"ya need a TV... to keep in touch"
really Bill?
Man you're old school
Someone has to be above average.
Christopher Danforth Your mom is above average
Christopher Danforth at least half of people are above average
who was the comedian he was talking about in the beginning?
Bass Player What?
bill should release an album of his podcast greatest hits
If Bill wanted to do a show centered on calling the ladies on their bullshit Chris Rock would be a prime candidate.
I love being average and a simpleton. Simplify Simplify.
If your full name is William, you should go by the name Will Burr.
You don't need a bed.... I sleep on a futon in the sound studio I dreamed of putting together when I was a kid.
+GuerrillaSoundCanada you're one step ahead. Stay ahead. Now have an adultdream and go fulfill it the same way.
this....was.....awesome!!!! 😂😂😂😂
absolutely hilarious, Bill! Thank you!
Why are you going to Indianapolis Bill???
My lion listened to this...and now he became Bill Burrrrrrrr
That meeting god tangent 😂😂
The first half of this totally went off the rails and it was fantastic.
Bill Burr is a great dude, and he's a Bruins fan. Haha. Enough said.
I think this Podcast just changed my life.
I fucking love this podcast
damn, this was done during the stanley cup finals
Hahahahaaaa, "Maybe that's on you, for putting a fucking 4-cylinder in me."
anyone know what that special show was?
Great motivation Bill! 💪🏼
Other people have things! I want things too!
"How do I come to terms of being average" ask a millionaire stranger drudge on about comedy
All I know is, if they ever tour together, it'd be the greatest thing that's ever happen in the history of comedy.
Thank you Bill for choosing not to make jokes on Muslims we ARE a big joke actually especially arabs I would like to hear some jokes and your impression about us but still I wish that you won't make jokes on Allah the almighty and jokes on our prophet Mohammed or the prophet Jesus peice be upon them because this will just heart us and make us feel weak and blame ourselves that we didn't set a good example to the world about what Islam really is if you choose to make jokes on our Sanctities please try to know about them first I'm sure that you will change your mind.
Who do you believe was the true prophet? Mohammed or Jesus? You can't believe in both, they contradict each other.
Alsalam Alaykom. first of all sorry for my English I feel that this comment will be brutal to read and I don't have a rich religious reportoire or info tbh to debate you about whether or not Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other . but logically it is possible for God to send as many prophets as he wants to different places and in different times. We think as Muslims that the message of all prophets was the same if you have studied Monotheistic religions you would know that and the essence of that message is to worship one only God and to do whatever God commands you to do. According to Qoran all prophets were sent for the same purpose you Mr beleive that they don't; maybe because you comparing Muslims with Christians but you shouldn't because in our time there is no true Muslim and no true Christan we try to be and that's what matters you should compare books the Bible vs the Qoran but even so it doesn't work very much; the Bibles that you have today are twisted from a long time ago that's why you have many versions. Qoran on the other hand is not twisted cause a huge number of muslims memorise it by heart it is impossible to be twisted that's why my friend you can't prove that Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other.
By the way most Muslims are sorry for 9/11 if you think that this what Islam is you are wrong and even Muslims who are not sorry they are just angry about USA interfering in there countries. It is true that Muslims are commanded to fight for God and justice but in a very definite Circumstances as when they are attacked or in a declared war and even so it is strictly forbidden to kill females and children as well as old and unarmed men. 9/11 was terrorism that has nothing to do with Islam's doctrines 9/11 was a catastrophe that Innocent Muslims are till today paying there peace of mind and their liberty for it.
P.S: you should check the story of Jesus in the Qoran it is interesting and it has a happy ending.
Paul Miles
+manel benanane well said sir. I feel religion is just a nice story to keep us in line and give us hope that death is not the final act, but at least there are rational people out there like you. Man has committed so many atrocities under the pretense of religion throughout history, and it seems that we are not changing much these days.
Sure, Islam is just another religion, but one thats in desparate need of reform. There is no Muslim Brotherhood or Hezbollah equivalent in the other major religions. I understand the bloody history of the religious past, but it does no good to deny the transgressions occurring today. The reason why comedians like Bill Burr typically avoid talking critically of Islam is because they know of the potential blowback that will occur. Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, etc. arent as inclined to kill people for making jokes about their religion. The world is in desparate need of Muslims willing to call out popular Muslim doctrines like Sharia law that are the antithesis of a liberal society.
I hope he's talking about Chappelle. That would be awesome!
Who was it?
Love Bill Burr :)
Am I listening for the humor or inspirational value? OH JESUSS
Wow, 7mth ago me was a dick. This shit was great!
Can we put some of these podcasts in the Library of Congress
I fucking hate those double elbow tappers ! haha
donkey-god is carrottop
all i know is, as long as this convo keeps happening, hes doing it right