Bill Burr - Advice: Being Average

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @cfcdougiecfc1
    @cfcdougiecfc1 9 лет назад +167

    'If you quit yourself, no one is going to believe in you', Jesus fucking Christ that line gave me chills. Outstanding advice as always, Bill.

    • @5weetne55
      @5weetne55 8 лет назад

      amanoncrack 0 boo ilulkuhhkl]]pppppppolou out pop i]p]]pp+

  • @andyb1336
    @andyb1336 9 лет назад +650

    Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.

    • @Knight192
      @Knight192 9 лет назад +9

      +Andy B the definition of clever is something used to cut meat genious

    • @andyb1336
      @andyb1336 9 лет назад +85

      Knight192 That's cleaver ya dunce.

    • @BlackMist123
      @BlackMist123 9 лет назад +5

      +Andy B REKT M8.

    • @3dge--runner
      @3dge--runner 9 лет назад

      well said

    • @D00MCHILD23
      @D00MCHILD23 9 лет назад +17

      +Knight192 Well that was an embarrassing display

  • @AerynSB
    @AerynSB 9 лет назад +761

    talks to you like the father you never had

    • @thepunish3r557
      @thepunish3r557 8 лет назад +11

      Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.

    • @Kuna33_
      @Kuna33_ 8 лет назад +18

      dude wow, ive never thought about it that way, but this oddly sums up my entire view on bill burr haha

    • @armand548yt
      @armand548yt 6 лет назад +2

      Aaron Beardsley Damn man, didn't think of it that way

    • @Chiefthepup
      @Chiefthepup 6 лет назад +1

      That never quit hit me in the feels. I realized my own dad never even said that shit straight out like that before. Had an eery weight to it

    • @altair6616
      @altair6616 5 лет назад

      Iam not alone ( ;

  • @Phamster92
    @Phamster92 10 лет назад +544

    Despite his tough guy demeanor and awesome jokes, I love how much humanity Bill has.

    • @edwardjones2202
      @edwardjones2202 10 лет назад +60

      Exactly that!
      You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.

    • @Poopymusk
      @Poopymusk 6 лет назад

      Humility?

    • @Apemopo
      @Apemopo 6 лет назад

      first time i saw bilburr was that bit about punching that LAYDEEEES muffins at the stall. he's a lot wiser than i would've thought at first for sure.

  • @rugbyrocks123321
    @rugbyrocks123321 11 лет назад +215

    Listening to Bill talk about how he bombed for years was really reassuring for some reason.

    • @mitchellvanvugt2582
      @mitchellvanvugt2582 4 года назад +11

      Because that means you too can probably do the shit you suck at right now, Bill's the best :)

  • @OSW
    @OSW 3 года назад +47

    I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.

    • @matthewflowers639
      @matthewflowers639 3 года назад +1

      Wowww. OS dub and Bill Burr. Can of Coke to ya!

  • @MaJetiGizzle
    @MaJetiGizzle 11 лет назад +234

    The second that you choose to no longer live up to anyone else's standards, but your own is the day you will be free.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад +14

      +MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.

    • @NielseanVstheWorld
      @NielseanVstheWorld 7 лет назад

      +Schlomo Shekelberg Care to elaborate?

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood 6 лет назад +2

      @@anonchen7656 Theres a nuance to it. Its not as black and white as people might think

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 5 лет назад

      Standards! That's what I need

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 9 лет назад +545

    If you admit that you're average, then you're not average. The average person thinks they're special.

    • @weeJimmyfaeGovan
      @weeJimmyfaeGovan 9 лет назад +2

      fair point 👌

    • @zachdavis5854
      @zachdavis5854 9 лет назад

      👍

    • @somefuckinguy7107
      @somefuckinguy7107 9 лет назад +32

      +mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.

    • @KletoReese
      @KletoReese 8 лет назад

      +Miister Josh You are spot on! Because most often such females understand and support you in your Goals

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад

      +Miister Josh now that's wisdom!

  • @RBDrummer5
    @RBDrummer5 11 лет назад +42

    This is my favorite one, bill. So much good shit in here.

  • @b1elal
    @b1elal 8 лет назад +133

    I will not quit on myself.

  • @JeffreyKahle
    @JeffreyKahle 4 года назад +10

    "We'll give you a house by the lake, and the chemicals to dump into it" That cracked me up.

  • @mitchmcguishlin835
    @mitchmcguishlin835 9 лет назад +86

    Excellent advice - this guy should write a book or something. Seriously, he's gives some pretty good advice

    • @ITzFlipper0k
      @ITzFlipper0k 9 лет назад +1

      +Kim Bheazley perfect

    • @e.t.464
      @e.t.464 6 лет назад +4

      I imagine seeing Billy Ginger Snap sitting cross-legged next to an indoor fireplace being strangled by a turtleneck, head tilted.

  • @opus0872
    @opus0872 8 лет назад +17

    Burr has a heart of gold

  • @emilyinder
    @emilyinder 8 лет назад +61

    "if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 года назад

      + people to talk to and who care about your existence !!!

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 3 года назад +1

      @@blop-a-blop9419 that can be yourself imo. and this too

  • @mcfprospect
    @mcfprospect 5 лет назад +6

    This was 6 years ago , im listening to it now and what he says makes you hungry , we have one life time to do exactly what we want . Thanks burrs 🤙

    • @kieran6284
      @kieran6284 4 года назад

      Get after it bro 💪🏻

  • @WhisxBeerus
    @WhisxBeerus 10 лет назад +40

    Bill is the peoples champ.

  • @EngJared
    @EngJared 9 лет назад +28

    This video saved me, and now I'm working for Google in nyc : )
    Thanks ol Bilbo SagBaggs!

    • @gustavofring8765
      @gustavofring8765 4 года назад

      I want to believe you but it definitely sounds fake m

  • @MichaelSmith-jw8qw
    @MichaelSmith-jw8qw 7 лет назад +16

    most of us are average, we just don't know it and don't want anyone to tell us we are

  • @duberdurm
    @duberdurm 9 лет назад +7

    I need to listen to this every morning.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад +1

      +duberdurm I'm having similar thoughts on this

  • @BassForever44
    @BassForever44 9 лет назад +12

    last 5 minutes are pure gold. Some seriously motivational shit without the whiny chicken soup for the soul kinda bulllshit

  • @VH-OU812
    @VH-OU812 4 года назад +8

    His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.

  • @whateverman4945
    @whateverman4945 7 лет назад +23

    "practice shrugging your shoulders" lol

    • @adambaker4581
      @adambaker4581 4 года назад

      Scrolling through comments and saw this just as he said it😂😂😂

  • @ccm4052
    @ccm4052 5 лет назад +5

    If there's an afterlife, I think Bill has already earned his ticket to enter

  • @Blues307
    @Blues307 8 лет назад +5

    Thank you Bill. I needed to hear this. The best advice always comes when you least expect it.

  • @sisepuedemaybe
    @sisepuedemaybe 10 лет назад +69

    Burr is very anti-materialist I love this podcast.
    Thank you Bill for your advice.

  • @ofnarcr
    @ofnarcr 9 лет назад +29

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyone else notice 4:20 :D And its a great quote too..

    • @jaksooon
      @jaksooon 9 лет назад +2

      Haha 😂 well noticed. I wonder if that was deliberate.

    • @GASMANGWAP
      @GASMANGWAP 6 лет назад

      Wow. On point with da timing.

  • @deadaccount-rip
    @deadaccount-rip 8 лет назад +1

    The first half of this totally went off the rails and it was fantastic.

  • @sdbg173
    @sdbg173 3 года назад +1

    8:09 I come back here every few months 😂🤣

  • @anguruso
    @anguruso 7 лет назад +15

    Guy feels average. Bill Burr's advice
    - Get a sex change
    - Don't buy t shirts
    - Don't buy glasses
    - Invent an iPad

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 4 года назад +1

    8:36
    Omfg kermit the frog violated child labor laws.

  • @PierLim
    @PierLim 9 лет назад +7

    Thanks Bill, needed this

  • @erickraueldallasskywatcher8262
    @erickraueldallasskywatcher8262 5 лет назад +1

    I love it. Is Bill Burr talking about praying. Clapping, proud of you brother.

  • @jeffg2226
    @jeffg2226 5 лет назад +5

    "You want to make me sad you f****** c***", now that's love.

  • @PerlasNegrasXII
    @PerlasNegrasXII 8 лет назад +4

    Bill burr is my spirit animal.

  • @JHockeyFan
    @JHockeyFan 7 лет назад +2

    This is what I needed to hear today, thank you Bill!

  • @timothyeubanks32100
    @timothyeubanks32100 7 лет назад +2

    first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.

  • @RiggadonDan
    @RiggadonDan 10 лет назад +27

    I wasn't expecting a hypothetical argument with AllGod. lol

  • @alexfinn7989
    @alexfinn7989 5 лет назад +3

    “Throw down the yoga mat” lol

  • @Ianuarius
    @Ianuarius 4 года назад +3

    "Don't throw yourself agaist the wall."
    Check.

  • @fjoo
    @fjoo 9 лет назад +10

    It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market.
    I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 3 года назад +1

    Great motivation Bill! 💪🏼

  • @arturospeaks
    @arturospeaks 8 лет назад +9

    I don't have a house by the lake...
    but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO.
    This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.

  • @XTheSpartanX7
    @XTheSpartanX7 3 года назад

    I downloaded this just to listen to it often. I’m living at home with parents unsure of what to do next. I refuse to quit on myself

  • @oliveiraluis3540
    @oliveiraluis3540 5 лет назад +4

    Bill, you just said it... "I bombed fo yeaaassszz!"

  • @botengu5728
    @botengu5728 8 лет назад

    The example of the house by the lake is just brilliant, it shows how if all you want is material things, you won't necessarily be rich, but you'll for sure be bought by richer people. Corruption explained using the story that was sent to him, this guy is dope!

  • @Marcus-gh8bh
    @Marcus-gh8bh 4 года назад +5

    What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 10 лет назад +11

    Bill Burr is like the live version of my all time favorite hero…bugs bunny

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад +6

    I love how Bill's mind just jumps from the culture of business practices to donkeys eating carrots.

  • @HerosTheme
    @HerosTheme 11 лет назад +2

    I think this Podcast just changed my life.

  • @aPUNCH2theCACK
    @aPUNCH2theCACK 11 лет назад +1

    all i know is, as long as this convo keeps happening, hes doing it right

  • @hoze1235
    @hoze1235 4 года назад +1

    bill should release an album of his podcast greatest hits

  • @derekbrunette222
    @derekbrunette222 9 лет назад +7

    8:40 a perfect kermit the frog

  • @paulwardle4761
    @paulwardle4761 8 лет назад +2

    absolutely hilarious, Bill! Thank you!

  • @JayBirge
    @JayBirge 10 лет назад +18

    Did he start to bust Gods balls.........XD

    • @NTL578
      @NTL578 5 лет назад +3

      @Brooke Stern Shut up Brooke.

    • @siim605
      @siim605 5 лет назад

      @Brooke Stern Boo-hoo, who cares about your imaginary friend

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 11 лет назад +11

    I don't have a house by a lake but I had one come through MY FUCKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!

  • @shnoogums1
    @shnoogums1 7 лет назад +1

    Prob my favorite of his

  • @MrMeddyman
    @MrMeddyman 8 лет назад +9

    I am so fucking inspired T_T. IMA MAKE YOU PROUD BILL

    • @soulking4330
      @soulking4330 3 года назад

      how're you doing good sir, any close to making us all proud?

  • @hisvorpalsword
    @hisvorpalsword 11 лет назад +5

    "Sorry God for all of it. Now do what you gotta do."

  • @setinahugh9182
    @setinahugh9182 7 лет назад

    I don't want to discuss personal. But I am happy to see you are ok. Your one of a kind.

  • @MacLethal
    @MacLethal 9 лет назад +189

    I would rather live in my car than have a corporate job.

    • @maorificationable
      @maorificationable 9 лет назад +2

      +Mac Lethal what up Mac

    • @HettesKvek
      @HettesKvek 9 лет назад +9

      +Mac Lethal Try construction work then. I'm sure you'll LOVE that . . .

    • @juanortiz8907
      @juanortiz8907 9 лет назад

      Yo Mac! You're a Bill Burr fan? fuckin A

    • @greghavrilak775
      @greghavrilak775 9 лет назад

      +Juan Ortiz vi the

    • @greghavrilak775
      @greghavrilak775 9 лет назад

      +Juan Ortiz vi the same turncoat sync vee m. u aquarium

  • @jerico80
    @jerico80 8 лет назад +2

    this....was.....awesome!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @CorporateG0th
    @CorporateG0th 7 лет назад +3

    I want Bill to be a manager at an alphabet corporation after hearing this.

  • @eddieparrott8764
    @eddieparrott8764 3 года назад

    The “sorry for what” 😂

  • @iNoticetheseThings
    @iNoticetheseThings 11 лет назад +1

    All I know is, if they ever tour together, it'd be the greatest thing that's ever happen in the history of comedy.

  • @cmoc1675
    @cmoc1675 8 лет назад +3

    They need to put epic music behind this

  • @todbeard8118
    @todbeard8118 9 лет назад +1

    Fantastic Mr. Burr.

  • @thelonlypanda1
    @thelonlypanda1 5 лет назад +2

    That meeting god tangent 😂😂

  • @mikeymara411
    @mikeymara411 8 лет назад +5

    he turned on the dude who wrote the letter so fast lol

  • @enterbalearia9650
    @enterbalearia9650 8 лет назад +2

    Love Bill Burr :)

  • @matthewmuli487
    @matthewmuli487 4 года назад

    Thank you Bill

  • @jaredmclaren5571
    @jaredmclaren5571 6 лет назад +7

    Jordan Peterson 8:36

  • @dragos8839
    @dragos8839 3 года назад

    12:07
    14:04
    I will never quit. Believe in the Bill that believes in you.

  • @kelvint6773
    @kelvint6773 9 лет назад +1

    My lion listened to this...and now he became Bill Burrrrrrrr

  • @EnergonCubed
    @EnergonCubed 9 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr is a great dude, and he's a Bruins fan. Haha. Enough said.

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 9 лет назад +20

    Considering that most people who are really good at something are total shit at everything else, being generally average isn't that bad of a deal.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 5 лет назад

      If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.

  • @rakkatytam
    @rakkatytam 7 лет назад +2

    Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 года назад

      Funny and sad but true.

  • @LouGubrious
    @LouGubrious Год назад

    Can we put some of these podcasts in the Library of Congress

  • @jaymcd8577
    @jaymcd8577 5 лет назад +1

    I miss this Bill Burr

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 лет назад +10

    somebody get this guy the book "The Millionaire Fastlane" by M.J. Demarco, STAT!

    • @har.19
      @har.19 9 лет назад

      +Wingnut Mcspazatron that book would make you do a 180 whatever situation you're in

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад

      +Holf Amino yeah, it's a real eye-opener. makes you think.

  • @KletoReese
    @KletoReese 8 лет назад

    Great advice Bill!

  • @Mannymoke
    @Mannymoke 6 лет назад +2

    This shit motivated me

  • @sarodiii
    @sarodiii 4 года назад +1

    Patrice had a set about religion and plane crash. It was fucking hilarious!

  • @DeadlyMustard
    @DeadlyMustard 8 лет назад

    Hahahahaaaa, "Maybe that's on you, for putting a fucking 4-cylinder in me."

  • @dontoverthinkit01
    @dontoverthinkit01 3 года назад

    It’s good to have ambitions. What’s not good is when he reaches some of those goals and he’s making it big, then here they come the, “tax the rich” folks and other jealous folks that rip on him saying he’s “privileged” and all that. I personally know some of those people and I gotta say, they could get the most out of life and make something better of themselves if they simply tried harder and set more goals. But either they don’t have the economic libido, or unemployment benefits are more desirable to them, it doesn’t ever stop them from ripping on someone who’s becoming successful. It’s just a drag to everyone around them because they just want to bring them down to their level of lifestyle of muck. Keep striving, set more goals, keep your dick in check, and cheers my friend.

  • @julianfraredavis2842
    @julianfraredavis2842 5 лет назад

    Bill Burr is the best

  • @arson338
    @arson338 3 года назад

    Good talk

  • @Jet-Black-Folk
    @Jet-Black-Folk 11 лет назад +2

    You only put a four cylinder in me.
    Holy shit that's funny.

  • @billyowens96
    @billyowens96 6 лет назад

    Bill is such a great guy

  • @nunyabizness866
    @nunyabizness866 5 лет назад

    Bill Burr has a big heart.

  • @liamsouth1564
    @liamsouth1564 8 лет назад +1

    I fucking love this podcast

  • @alexfinn7989
    @alexfinn7989 5 лет назад

    Great advice.

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 8 лет назад +1

    Amazing

  • @RJavier007
    @RJavier007 8 лет назад +2

    fucking solid

  • @orangejump11
    @orangejump11 8 лет назад

    thanks bill

  • @Abdul-Y
    @Abdul-Y 3 года назад

    the talking to god bit is freckin deep

  • @peterpenalosa9264
    @peterpenalosa9264 11 лет назад

    don't give up on yourself !

  • @JohnSmith-ps6on
    @JohnSmith-ps6on 8 лет назад +2

    Best podcast ever.

  • @GuerrillaSoundCanada
    @GuerrillaSoundCanada 9 лет назад +1

    You don't need a bed.... I sleep on a futon in the sound studio I dreamed of putting together when I was a kid.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад

      +GuerrillaSoundCanada you're one step ahead. Stay ahead. Now have an adultdream and go fulfill it the same way.

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 11 лет назад +2

    "ya need a TV... to keep in touch"
    really Bill?
    Man you're old school

  • @MrAlfredAlfredo
    @MrAlfredAlfredo 10 лет назад +2

    You should be a motivation speaker Bill.