Bill Burr - Advice: Being Average

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  • @aaronbeardsley3261
    @aaronbeardsley3261 8 лет назад +750

    talks to you like the father you never had

    • @thepunish3r557
      @thepunish3r557 8 лет назад +10

      Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.

    • @Kuna33_
      @Kuna33_ 8 лет назад +18

      dude wow, ive never thought about it that way, but this oddly sums up my entire view on bill burr haha

    • @armand548yt
      @armand548yt 6 лет назад +2

      Aaron Beardsley Damn man, didn't think of it that way

    • @Chiefthepup
      @Chiefthepup 5 лет назад +1

      That never quit hit me in the feels. I realized my own dad never even said that shit straight out like that before. Had an eery weight to it

    • @altair6616
      @altair6616 5 лет назад

      Iam not alone ( ;

  • @cfcdougiecfc1
    @cfcdougiecfc1 8 лет назад +160

    'If you quit yourself, no one is going to believe in you', Jesus fucking Christ that line gave me chills. Outstanding advice as always, Bill.

    • @5weetne55
      @5weetne55 7 лет назад

      amanoncrack 0 boo ilulkuhhkl]]pppppppolou out pop i]p]]pp+

  • @andyb1336
    @andyb1336 9 лет назад +640

    Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.

    • @Knight192
      @Knight192 9 лет назад +9

      +Andy B the definition of clever is something used to cut meat genious

    • @andyb1336
      @andyb1336 9 лет назад +83

      Knight192 That's cleaver ya dunce.

    • @BlackMist123
      @BlackMist123 9 лет назад +5

      +Andy B REKT M8.

    • @3dge--runner
      @3dge--runner 8 лет назад

      well said

    • @D00MCHILD23
      @D00MCHILD23 8 лет назад +18

      +Knight192 Well that was an embarrassing display

  • @Phamster92
    @Phamster92 10 лет назад +538

    Despite his tough guy demeanor and awesome jokes, I love how much humanity Bill has.

    • @edwardjones2202
      @edwardjones2202 9 лет назад +60

      Exactly that!
      You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.

    • @Poopymusk
      @Poopymusk 6 лет назад

      Humility?

    • @Apemopo
      @Apemopo 5 лет назад

      first time i saw bilburr was that bit about punching that LAYDEEEES muffins at the stall. he's a lot wiser than i would've thought at first for sure.

  • @rugbyrocks123321
    @rugbyrocks123321 10 лет назад +207

    Listening to Bill talk about how he bombed for years was really reassuring for some reason.

    • @mitchellvanvugt2582
      @mitchellvanvugt2582 4 года назад +11

      Because that means you too can probably do the shit you suck at right now, Bill's the best :)

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 8 лет назад +541

    If you admit that you're average, then you're not average. The average person thinks they're special.

    • @weeJimmyfaeGovan
      @weeJimmyfaeGovan 8 лет назад +1

      fair point 👌

    • @zachdavis5854
      @zachdavis5854 8 лет назад

      👍

    • @somefuckinguy7107
      @somefuckinguy7107 8 лет назад +32

      +mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.

    • @KletoReese
      @KletoReese 8 лет назад

      +Miister Josh You are spot on! Because most often such females understand and support you in your Goals

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад

      +Miister Josh now that's wisdom!

  • @OSW
    @OSW 3 года назад +42

    I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.

  • @MaJetiGizzle
    @MaJetiGizzle 10 лет назад +232

    The second that you choose to no longer live up to anyone else's standards, but your own is the day you will be free.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад +14

      +MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.

    • @NielseanVstheWorld
      @NielseanVstheWorld 7 лет назад

      +Schlomo Shekelberg Care to elaborate?

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood 6 лет назад +2

      @@anonchen7656 Theres a nuance to it. Its not as black and white as people might think

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 5 лет назад

      Standards! That's what I need

  • @MacLethal
    @MacLethal 9 лет назад +190

    I would rather live in my car than have a corporate job.

    • @maorificationable
      @maorificationable 9 лет назад +2

      +Mac Lethal what up Mac

    • @HettesKvek
      @HettesKvek 8 лет назад +9

      +Mac Lethal Try construction work then. I'm sure you'll LOVE that . . .

    • @juanortiz8907
      @juanortiz8907 8 лет назад

      Yo Mac! You're a Bill Burr fan? fuckin A

    • @greghavrilak775
      @greghavrilak775 8 лет назад

      +Juan Ortiz vi the

    • @greghavrilak775
      @greghavrilak775 8 лет назад

      +Juan Ortiz vi the same turncoat sync vee m. u aquarium

  • @b1elal
    @b1elal 8 лет назад +129

    I will not quit on myself.

  • @sisepuedemaybe
    @sisepuedemaybe 10 лет назад +69

    Burr is very anti-materialist I love this podcast.
    Thank you Bill for your advice.

  • @mitchmcguishlin835
    @mitchmcguishlin835 9 лет назад +84

    Excellent advice - this guy should write a book or something. Seriously, he's gives some pretty good advice

    • @ITzFlipper0k
      @ITzFlipper0k 8 лет назад +1

      +Kim Bheazley perfect

    • @e.t.464
      @e.t.464 5 лет назад +4

      I imagine seeing Billy Ginger Snap sitting cross-legged next to an indoor fireplace being strangled by a turtleneck, head tilted.

  • @anguruso
    @anguruso 7 лет назад +15

    Guy feels average. Bill Burr's advice
    - Get a sex change
    - Don't buy t shirts
    - Don't buy glasses
    - Invent an iPad

  • @RBDrummer5
    @RBDrummer5 10 лет назад +42

    This is my favorite one, bill. So much good shit in here.

  • @emilyinder
    @emilyinder 8 лет назад +59

    "if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 года назад

      + people to talk to and who care about your existence !!!

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 2 года назад +1

      @@blop-a-blop9419 that can be yourself imo. and this too

  • @EngJared
    @EngJared 9 лет назад +28

    This video saved me, and now I'm working for Google in nyc : )
    Thanks ol Bilbo SagBaggs!

    • @gustavofring8765
      @gustavofring8765 4 года назад

      I want to believe you but it definitely sounds fake m

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 11 лет назад +11

    I don't have a house by a lake but I had one come through MY FUCKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!

  • @SelimxBradley
    @SelimxBradley 9 лет назад +40

    Bill is the peoples champ.

  • @ofnarcr
    @ofnarcr 9 лет назад +29

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyone else notice 4:20 :D And its a great quote too..

    • @jaksooon
      @jaksooon 9 лет назад +2

      Haha 😂 well noticed. I wonder if that was deliberate.

    • @GASMANGWAP
      @GASMANGWAP 5 лет назад

      Wow. On point with da timing.

  • @MichaelSmith-jw8qw
    @MichaelSmith-jw8qw 7 лет назад +15

    most of us are average, we just don't know it and don't want anyone to tell us we are

  • @BassForever44
    @BassForever44 8 лет назад +12

    last 5 minutes are pure gold. Some seriously motivational shit without the whiny chicken soup for the soul kinda bulllshit

  • @VH-OU812
    @VH-OU812 3 года назад +8

    His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.

  • @whateverman4945
    @whateverman4945 7 лет назад +23

    "practice shrugging your shoulders" lol

    • @adambaker4581
      @adambaker4581 4 года назад

      Scrolling through comments and saw this just as he said it😂😂😂

  • @JeffreyKahle
    @JeffreyKahle 4 года назад +10

    "We'll give you a house by the lake, and the chemicals to dump into it" That cracked me up.

  • @MrMeddyman
    @MrMeddyman 8 лет назад +9

    I am so fucking inspired T_T. IMA MAKE YOU PROUD BILL

    • @soulking4330
      @soulking4330 2 года назад

      how're you doing good sir, any close to making us all proud?

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 9 лет назад +20

    Considering that most people who are really good at something are total shit at everything else, being generally average isn't that bad of a deal.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 5 лет назад

      If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.

  • @fjoo
    @fjoo 9 лет назад +10

    It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market.
    I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.

  • @jeffg2226
    @jeffg2226 4 года назад +5

    "You want to make me sad you f****** c***", now that's love.

  • @RiggadonDan
    @RiggadonDan 10 лет назад +27

    I wasn't expecting a hypothetical argument with AllGod. lol

  • @opus0872
    @opus0872 7 лет назад +15

    Burr has a heart of gold

  • @JayBirge
    @JayBirge 9 лет назад +18

    Did he start to bust Gods balls.........XD

    • @NTL578
      @NTL578 5 лет назад +3

      @Brooke Stern Shut up Brooke.

    • @siim605
      @siim605 4 года назад

      @Brooke Stern Boo-hoo, who cares about your imaginary friend

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 10 лет назад +11

    Bill Burr is like the live version of my all time favorite hero…bugs bunny

  • @arturospeaks
    @arturospeaks 8 лет назад +9

    I don't have a house by the lake...
    but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO.
    This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.

  • @Ianuarius
    @Ianuarius 3 года назад +3

    "Don't throw yourself agaist the wall."
    Check.

  • @ccm4052
    @ccm4052 4 года назад +5

    If there's an afterlife, I think Bill has already earned his ticket to enter

  • @mcfprospect
    @mcfprospect 5 лет назад +6

    This was 6 years ago , im listening to it now and what he says makes you hungry , we have one life time to do exactly what we want . Thanks burrs 🤙

    • @kieran6284
      @kieran6284 4 года назад

      Get after it bro 💪🏻

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 лет назад +10

    somebody get this guy the book "The Millionaire Fastlane" by M.J. Demarco, STAT!

    • @har.19
      @har.19 9 лет назад

      +Wingnut Mcspazatron that book would make you do a 180 whatever situation you're in

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад

      +Holf Amino yeah, it's a real eye-opener. makes you think.

  • @timothyeubanks32100
    @timothyeubanks32100 7 лет назад +2

    first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 11 лет назад +6

    I love how Bill's mind just jumps from the culture of business practices to donkeys eating carrots.

  • @oliveiraluis3540
    @oliveiraluis3540 5 лет назад +4

    Bill, you just said it... "I bombed fo yeaaassszz!"

  • @jaredmclaren5571
    @jaredmclaren5571 6 лет назад +7

    Jordan Peterson 8:36

  • @Blues307
    @Blues307 8 лет назад +5

    Thank you Bill. I needed to hear this. The best advice always comes when you least expect it.

  • @Chaptopher
    @Chaptopher 10 лет назад +7

    Does anybody know the other comedian that Bill coheadlined with? (beginning of podcast)

  • @duberdurm
    @duberdurm 8 лет назад +7

    I need to listen to this every morning.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад +1

      +duberdurm I'm having similar thoughts on this

  • @wildman1180
    @wildman1180 5 лет назад +3

    I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty average myself.

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 3 года назад +1

    8:36
    Omfg kermit the frog violated child labor laws.

  • @mikeymara411
    @mikeymara411 8 лет назад +5

    he turned on the dude who wrote the letter so fast lol

  • @rakkatytam
    @rakkatytam 7 лет назад +2

    Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 3 года назад

      Funny and sad but true.

  • @PierLim
    @PierLim 8 лет назад +7

    Thanks Bill, needed this

  • @hisvorpalsword
    @hisvorpalsword 11 лет назад +5

    "Sorry God for all of it. Now do what you gotta do."

  • @Marcus-gh8bh
    @Marcus-gh8bh 4 года назад +5

    What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.

  • @derekbrunette222
    @derekbrunette222 8 лет назад +7

    8:40 a perfect kermit the frog

  • @CorporateG0th
    @CorporateG0th 6 лет назад +3

    I want Bill to be a manager at an alphabet corporation after hearing this.

  • @cmoc1675
    @cmoc1675 8 лет назад +3

    They need to put epic music behind this

  • @PerlasNegrasXII
    @PerlasNegrasXII 7 лет назад +4

    Bill burr is my spirit animal.

  • @Mannymoke
    @Mannymoke 6 лет назад +2

    This shit motivated me

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 лет назад +1

    Bill you're no average wtf. You jammed with Slash, you are a legendary comedian, you've been in movies. What more do you fuckin want? eh?

  • @MrAlfredAlfredo
    @MrAlfredAlfredo 9 лет назад +2

    You should be a motivation speaker Bill.

  • @michaelkahnk1091
    @michaelkahnk1091 8 лет назад +6

    Bill Burr>Alan Watts

  • @sarodiii
    @sarodiii 3 года назад +1

    Patrice had a set about religion and plane crash. It was fucking hilarious!

  • @erickraueldallasskywatcher8262
    @erickraueldallasskywatcher8262 4 года назад +1

    I love it. Is Bill Burr talking about praying. Clapping, proud of you brother.

  • @nickharms9763
    @nickharms9763 6 лет назад +2

    How do i ask bill a question for his podcast?

  • @alexfinn7989
    @alexfinn7989 4 года назад +3

    “Throw down the yoga mat” lol

  • @Jet-Black-Folk
    @Jet-Black-Folk 11 лет назад +2

    You only put a four cylinder in me.
    Holy shit that's funny.

  • @RJavier007
    @RJavier007 8 лет назад +2

    fucking solid

  • @claudefox2882
    @claudefox2882 7 лет назад +1

    you made me....when you make a car and it doesn't run, do you blame the car? If we only would think about this once.....Thanx Bill.

  • @JHockeyFan
    @JHockeyFan 6 лет назад +2

    This is what I needed to hear today, thank you Bill!

  • @78endriago
    @78endriago 10 лет назад +1

    holy crap bill, you just dumped chemicals in the lake and take the blame - go
    that really got away from you, hilarious

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 11 лет назад +2

    "ya need a TV... to keep in touch"
    really Bill?
    Man you're old school

  • @themanwithouttheplan420
    @themanwithouttheplan420 7 лет назад +11

    Someone has to be above average.

    • @andyweis7537
      @andyweis7537 7 лет назад +21

      Christopher Danforth Your mom is above average

    • @kwerby3285
      @kwerby3285 7 лет назад +1

      Christopher Danforth at least half of people are above average

  • @ZymekMusic
    @ZymekMusic 8 лет назад +2

    who was the comedian he was talking about in the beginning?

    • @mattk3645
      @mattk3645 8 лет назад +5

      Bass Player What?

  • @hoze1235
    @hoze1235 3 года назад +1

    bill should release an album of his podcast greatest hits

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 11 лет назад +1

    If Bill wanted to do a show centered on calling the ladies on their bullshit Chris Rock would be a prime candidate.

  • @ghosthazard8338
    @ghosthazard8338 8 лет назад +1

    I love being average and a simpleton. Simplify Simplify.

  • @jerryknuckles736
    @jerryknuckles736 10 лет назад +1

    If your full name is William, you should go by the name Will Burr.

  • @GuerrillaSoundCanada
    @GuerrillaSoundCanada 8 лет назад +1

    You don't need a bed.... I sleep on a futon in the sound studio I dreamed of putting together when I was a kid.

    • @anonchen7656
      @anonchen7656 8 лет назад

      +GuerrillaSoundCanada you're one step ahead. Stay ahead. Now have an adultdream and go fulfill it the same way.

  • @jerico80
    @jerico80 8 лет назад +2

    this....was.....awesome!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @paulwardle4761
    @paulwardle4761 8 лет назад +2

    absolutely hilarious, Bill! Thank you!

  • @sfincione2000
    @sfincione2000 5 лет назад +1

    Why are you going to Indianapolis Bill???

  • @kelvint6773
    @kelvint6773 9 лет назад +1

    My lion listened to this...and now he became Bill Burrrrrrrr

  • @thelonlypanda1
    @thelonlypanda1 5 лет назад +2

    That meeting god tangent 😂😂

  • @deadaccount-rip
    @deadaccount-rip 7 лет назад +1

    The first half of this totally went off the rails and it was fantastic.

  • @EnergonCubed
    @EnergonCubed 8 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr is a great dude, and he's a Bruins fan. Haha. Enough said.

  • @HerosTheme
    @HerosTheme 11 лет назад +2

    I think this Podcast just changed my life.

  • @liamsouth1564
    @liamsouth1564 8 лет назад +1

    I fucking love this podcast

  • @jeffburns4902
    @jeffburns4902 10 лет назад +1

    damn, this was done during the stanley cup finals

  • @DeadlyMustard
    @DeadlyMustard 7 лет назад

    Hahahahaaaa, "Maybe that's on you, for putting a fucking 4-cylinder in me."

  • @future_Tarzan
    @future_Tarzan 8 лет назад +1

    anyone know what that special show was?

  • @ancientfuture9690
    @ancientfuture9690 3 года назад +1

    Great motivation Bill! 💪🏼

  • @michaelkossin2765
    @michaelkossin2765 9 лет назад +1

    Other people have things! I want things too!

  • @based_one
    @based_one 4 месяца назад

    "How do I come to terms of being average" ask a millionaire stranger drudge on about comedy

  • @iNoticetheseThings
    @iNoticetheseThings 11 лет назад +1

    All I know is, if they ever tour together, it'd be the greatest thing that's ever happen in the history of comedy.

  • @manelbenanane8875
    @manelbenanane8875 8 лет назад +2

    Thank you Bill for choosing not to make jokes on Muslims we ARE a big joke actually especially arabs I would like to hear some jokes and your impression about us but still I wish that you won't make jokes on Allah the almighty and jokes on our prophet Mohammed or the prophet Jesus peice be upon them because this will just heart us and make us feel weak and blame ourselves that we didn't set a good example to the world about what Islam really is if you choose to make jokes on our Sanctities please try to know about them first I'm sure that you will change your mind.

    • @milesy023
      @milesy023 8 лет назад

      Who do you believe was the true prophet? Mohammed or Jesus? You can't believe in both, they contradict each other.

    • @manelbenanane8875
      @manelbenanane8875 8 лет назад +1

      Alsalam Alaykom. first of all sorry for my English I feel that this comment will be brutal to read and I don't have a rich religious reportoire or info tbh to debate you about whether or not Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other . but logically it is possible for God to send as many prophets as he wants to different places and in different times. We think as Muslims that the message of all prophets was the same if you have studied Monotheistic religions you would know that and the essence of that message is to worship one only God and to do whatever God commands you to do. According to Qoran all prophets were sent for the same purpose you Mr beleive that they don't; maybe because you comparing Muslims with Christians but you shouldn't because in our time there is no true Muslim and no true Christan we try to be and that's what matters you should compare books the Bible vs the Qoran but even so it doesn't work very much; the Bibles that you have today are twisted from a long time ago that's why you have many versions. Qoran on the other hand is not twisted cause a huge number of muslims memorise it by heart it is impossible to be twisted that's why my friend you can't prove that Jesus and Mohammed pbut contradict each other.
      By the way most Muslims are sorry for 9/11 if you think that this what Islam is you are wrong and even Muslims who are not sorry they are just angry about USA interfering in there countries. It is true that Muslims are commanded to fight for God and justice but in a very definite Circumstances as when they are attacked or in a declared war and even so it is strictly forbidden to kill females and children as well as old and unarmed men. 9/11 was terrorism that has nothing to do with Islam's doctrines 9/11 was a catastrophe that Innocent Muslims are till today paying there peace of mind and their liberty for it.
      P.S: you should check the story of Jesus in the Qoran it is interesting and it has a happy ending.

    • @manelbenanane8875
      @manelbenanane8875 8 лет назад +1

      Paul Miles

    • @frezray649
      @frezray649 8 лет назад

      +manel benanane well said sir. I feel religion is just a nice story to keep us in line and give us hope that death is not the final act, but at least there are rational people out there like you. Man has committed so many atrocities under the pretense of religion throughout history, and it seems that we are not changing much these days.

    • @Protoss2
      @Protoss2 6 лет назад +1

      Sure, Islam is just another religion, but one thats in desparate need of reform. There is no Muslim Brotherhood or Hezbollah equivalent in the other major religions. I understand the bloody history of the religious past, but it does no good to deny the transgressions occurring today. The reason why comedians like Bill Burr typically avoid talking critically of Islam is because they know of the potential blowback that will occur. Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, etc. arent as inclined to kill people for making jokes about their religion. The world is in desparate need of Muslims willing to call out popular Muslim doctrines like Sharia law that are the antithesis of a liberal society.

  • @LakersDynasty42
    @LakersDynasty42 11 лет назад +1

    I hope he's talking about Chappelle. That would be awesome!

  • @enterbalearia9650
    @enterbalearia9650 7 лет назад +2

    Love Bill Burr :)

  • @timmmmkay
    @timmmmkay 8 лет назад +1

    Am I listening for the humor or inspirational value? OH JESUSS

    • @timmmmkay
      @timmmmkay 8 лет назад

      Wow, 7mth ago me was a dick. This shit was great!

  • @LouGubrious
    @LouGubrious 8 месяцев назад

    Can we put some of these podcasts in the Library of Congress

  • @NMTFSU
    @NMTFSU 11 лет назад

    I fucking hate those double elbow tappers ! haha

  • @minervius
    @minervius 8 лет назад +2

    donkey-god is carrottop

  • @aPUNCH2theCACK
    @aPUNCH2theCACK 11 лет назад +1

    all i know is, as long as this convo keeps happening, hes doing it right