I never understood hipsters. People with a gimmick that mocks the past. Vintage glasses, clothes and technology. All we would need to stop them is smallpox.
My old barber - who worked there for 30+ years sold up to some metrosexual with his fake snakeskin pointy shoes and incense (hipsters seem to be an evolution of metrosexuals). Anyway, one day he closed half an hour early and I couldn't get in for my buzzcut - I was working 2 jobs and had limited opportunity, so I was pissed off and went and bought Wahl clippers 7 years ago and haven't been to a barber since. The clippers have paid for themselves several times over. I suppose since Bill has to go on stage, it might pay for him to get it done properly. The hairline at the back is a little tricky when you do it yourself. Most normal men don't want some fancy hair salon which is reflected in the price, they want an honest, straight forward barber shop. They want to go in, get a haircut, pay a fair price and get the fuck out.
pauljh74 my mom cut my hair when i was a kid, i went to a barbershop once when i was a teenager and got a "fade" (at the advice of my friends, hahah) and then switched to clippers from there on out. never looked back. :) just cut my hair again recently and had my colleague fix the back when i got to work the next day :D
pauljh74 I've been cutting my hair for years. I just want it low and tight so it only takes 20 minutes. If I need to get lined up I have a friend do it. I'm not going to make a damn appointment for a buzz.
I have wahl clippers that I've been using for over 6 years. I just buzz my hair since I wear a hat most of the time. When my barber went to $20 for a haircut I said fuck this...
Moved to Denver from Chicago. Every. Single. Place. is like that. I walked into a place to do the same thing, just wanted my head shaved. They asked if i had an appointment and i said no and was told i need one. I looked around at an empty barber shop and asked the guy if he wanted my money or not. He was firm about the appointment. Fine, i left. Called another place down the road asked if they do walk ins. Yes if you come right now. Okay. Get there, yeah i want a straight razor shave (shave my head bald) ok we have someone. Chick comes out to cut it. What you want? A straight razor shave. Ok, how high of a fade? None i want the whole head. Uhh we dont do that. Uhh i thought this was a barber shop? So i left that one. Went to ANOTHER EMPTY “barber” shop and guess what - yeah, im only taking appointments today? The fucking fuck. I finally found an old school barber out in Lakewood. Sports on the tv, newspaper on the coffee table, they give you a beer if you want one while you get cut. It was perfect. Id make the 20/30 min drive everytime. 17th and Wadsworth if anyones from there
The problem with hipsters is they dress, listen to, and idolize men from the 40's and 50's, but mentally they're NOTHING LIKE THEM. They don't have the intelligence, ingenuity, originality, traditionalism, or emotional stability of any famous badass from the olden days, they only have the clothes and the music. Hipsters are the death of everything.
For some weird reason it seems every employee and customer has major issues with Guitar Center. Why something as cool and fun as playing guitars causes so much angst is beyond me.
Aww man, this is it. Worst thing is when you look for barbershops in your area, go to one, and it's all women cutting the hair with one male 40 year old manager who walks around looking busy.
My experience has always been like this: “hello do you have an appointment ?” “No I don’t” “Okay no problem it’s like a 10 minute wait” ***less than 5 minutes later*** “Okay we’re ready for you” Another 10 minutes later I walk out, pay 20 bucks including the tip. That’s it lol
3:53 "It wasn't a barbershop. It was an *ironic* barbershop." 6:05 - 6:10 "Or at least put it in quotes, 'Barbershop' " Haha, if I didn't have CPTSD I'd be laughing my ass off!
I went to a hipster barbershop on Sunset, and it's probably for the best that it was impossible to get a haircut, Bill. It cost me $40 to get my hair trimmed, and they asked me a million annoying questions with haircut jargon that I didn't understand the whole time.
Same shit happened to me a few years ago but there were TWO barbers and NO ONE else was in there. I just said I would find a place that [looked at all the empty chairs] wasn't so busy.
Every man should own a pair of clippers and just shave his head. There's plenty of choice in that: You can choose the number 1 attachment, number 2, number 3, number 4... or no attachment, for a very close shave. Nothing feels freer than having a shaved head.
Bill is fuckin hilarious. I do have a beard but it's because I always have wanted one. the hipster trend will end and I'll still be bearded. I'd be pissed too to have to make an appointment for just a simple haircut
Shit like this is why I cut my own hair. I don't have a short cut but it's still free and takes less than 15 minutes. People keep asking where I get my haircut and I say my bathroom.
+Harmony Jones nah I have once or twice. The first time I had winter dandruff that was pissing me off so I shaved it to the skin. Then I used lotion every day for a month and that fixed it.
Man Bill I think exactly like you lol. I live near Nelson BC and it used to have 4 barbershop and now it's down to one and he's old school so I pay him more just to make sure he stays there. I've been through that hipster barbershop appointment situation boy was I pissed off lol.
That's this younger generation... They don't want to earn extra money but only earn enough to get by. I'm 31 and had guys my age working for me that are the same way find every excuse after a paycheck to not go back to work.
"if you took off their facial hair and their glasses and their robert fulltonfuckingodam outfit, yaknow? what would you be left with? they would have to be themselves, and you know what theyre not fuckin interesting."
Who goes to the barber for a buzz cut? I've always done it myself. Doesn't everybody? You take the clippers, you put it to zero and then you have at it. When that eventually gets boring you grab a razor and cross your fingers.
"Vote with your wallet". Your choice of whether to accept a service or not is your primary tool to affect the situation on the market. Never be ashamed of using it to your advantage.
Haha there is a nice barbershop around the corner from my house that does most of those things except they're not hipsters. They're just rock a billy, it's actually real nice. Of course I don't let them wash my hair but I might let them shave my beard one of these days. They have all the old school amenities like actual foldable razors with leather straps and actual warm shaving cream. It's only $20 dollars, I think it's a deal for all that they do.
lol 4:34 I like how he asks a question to his listeners, answers his own question in a mocking way, then roasts the answer😂😂 Joking aside, he’s absolutely right about people who lean into the hipster thing. They’re poisoned by irony, and can only define themselves in opposition to something else. It’s a cowardly way to live tbh and I think it can actually cause intimacy/confidence issues
I just got back from industrial China. It's not as bad you think it is. I worked with dudes who make $1.25/hr. Seemed as happy as any American worker. But they probably bitch less about work.
Dissident101 oh you were there too? Nevermind the fact that their cost of living is astronomically lower than ours. Since you care so much, tell me how much of your money you send over there to ease the suffering that you think exists?
That's the problem I have with so much guitar gear being made in China. It's not even the quality, though - the quality of Chinese guitar gear is great. It's the fucking slave labor, shit wage crap they do. I can't abide by that. And if it's not happening, then why the hell is it being outsourced?
haha bill u trippin most barber shops go by appointment nowadays. It's a more financially stable model. U know the shit is real when black barbers start doing it.
I had to go check out the virgin airline music vid hahaha I could imagine bills face while watching it, I couldn't agree more as to why the fuck they did a song
20 bucks for a buzz sounds expensive. Over here in Greece you'd pay 5 euros (about $5.6). I'm just saying this because I've recently been to the States and everything was so much cheaper than where I live, so why would haircuts be more expensive?
Find a shop with a big red numbers on the window that says "$10.00" those barbers want to do 10 min haircuts and do walk-ins only and the customers are willing to wait 3 hours for a cut. If they charge $25 or more they most likely work on appointment, their customers pay more to not wait.
Not sure whether it’s a generation thing, but everyone in mine tries to copy each other anyway so at least hipsters have some originality in copying something that isn’t mainstream
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"Is this a dumb thing to be mad about? Fuck you."
I trust this guy
+Beaujangles McJiggle not as cool as Beaujangles McJiggle. rofl
I'M JUS CHECKIN IN ON YAAAaAAaaAAAaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
***** me too loool
Busted out laughing when he did that in the beginning lol
The dog is watching his owner scream to himself in an empty room, and the dogs crazy? :)
+Perskij Ericson now it is :P
The dog is probably loud too when she's P90Xing
You make a good point. 😆
i just go to a black barbershop , no appointment, hair price is fair and convo are funny
***** *snips off pony tail*
That'll be 20 dollah's.
Lmfaooo ^^
***** Lol i go to Arab barbers, they're cheap and don't fuck around with time. I'm in and out of that place in seconds.
Emidretrauqe If you go to a barbershop just to have your ponytail snipped off, you deserve to be charged 20 ''dollah's'' for being a fucking idiot.
kugashira101 I'm guessing you've never seen "Coming to Anerica" starring Eddie Murphy?
With that intro, I like to think this is the longest voice mail message ever.
I would pay for it
When Nia agrees with Bill you know shits fucked up lol
I never understood hipsters. People with a gimmick that mocks the past. Vintage glasses, clothes and technology. All we would need to stop them is smallpox.
Belfast Roastmaster and clorox.
Mocking or an excuse to steal an identity.
I like the retro designs and some older stuff but I wouldn't call myself a hipster
My old barber - who worked there for 30+ years sold up to some metrosexual with his fake snakeskin pointy shoes and incense (hipsters seem to be an evolution of metrosexuals). Anyway, one day he closed half an hour early and I couldn't get in for my buzzcut - I was working 2 jobs and had limited opportunity, so I was pissed off and went and bought Wahl clippers 7 years ago and haven't been to a barber since. The clippers have paid for themselves several times over. I suppose since Bill has to go on stage, it might pay for him to get it done properly. The hairline at the back is a little tricky when you do it yourself.
Most normal men don't want some fancy hair salon which is reflected in the price, they want an honest, straight forward barber shop. They want to go in, get a haircut, pay a fair price and get the fuck out.
Ive had a set of Wahl clippers for a few years as well. So glad i dont have to pay for haircuts anymore.
Damn those first world problems
pauljh74 my mom cut my hair when i was a kid, i went to a barbershop once when i was a teenager and got a "fade" (at the advice of my friends, hahah) and then switched to clippers from there on out. never looked back. :)
just cut my hair again recently and had my colleague fix the back when i got to work the next day :D
pauljh74 I've been cutting my hair for years. I just want it low and tight so it only takes 20 minutes. If I need to get lined up I have a friend do it. I'm not going to make a damn appointment for a buzz.
I have wahl clippers that I've been using for over 6 years. I just buzz my hair since I wear a hat most of the time. When my barber went to $20 for a haircut I said fuck this...
I've been cutting my hair for over 7 years. Local barber started charging $20 I said screw that and purchased wahl clippers and I give myself a 0.
Still cut my hair....
No idea what a haircut goes for these days.... I'm not paying over $20 for a high and tight....
@@gowthamsiddarth20 saw a place near me that wants $25 for a haircut lmfao....that's insane
@@gowthamsiddarth20 that's affordable for me
@@chriskelly509 nowadays they charging $30 because of covoid and theyre askimg for tips...
Moved to Denver from Chicago. Every. Single. Place. is like that. I walked into a place to do the same thing, just wanted my head shaved. They asked if i had an appointment and i said no and was told i need one. I looked around at an empty barber shop and asked the guy if he wanted my money or not. He was firm about the appointment. Fine, i left. Called another place down the road asked if they do walk ins. Yes if you come right now. Okay. Get there, yeah i want a straight razor shave (shave my head bald) ok we have someone. Chick comes out to cut it. What you want? A straight razor shave. Ok, how high of a fade? None i want the whole head. Uhh we dont do that. Uhh i thought this was a barber shop? So i left that one. Went to ANOTHER EMPTY “barber” shop and guess what - yeah, im only taking appointments today? The fucking fuck. I finally found an old school barber out in Lakewood. Sports on the tv, newspaper on the coffee table, they give you a beer if you want one while you get cut. It was perfect. Id make the 20/30 min drive everytime. 17th and Wadsworth if anyones from there
This is the greatest thing I've ever read. And, they give you a beer??? 👌
The problem with hipsters is they dress, listen to, and idolize men from the 40's and 50's, but mentally they're NOTHING LIKE THEM. They don't have the intelligence, ingenuity, originality, traditionalism, or emotional stability of any famous badass from the olden days, they only have the clothes and the music. Hipsters are the death of everything.
I feel this way about going into Guitar Center with all the hipsters.
+TonysTwistedTake theyre in there for sure, in the acoustic room trying to jam with strangers
For some weird reason it seems every employee and customer has major issues with Guitar Center. Why something as cool and fun as playing guitars causes so much angst is beyond me.
Brian Fastabend stick with local private owned shops. they care more about your business.
@@charliedillon1400 For real. Somehow that place turns it into lame tho. I just try not to talk to anyone.
So sad when George Carlin died, now there's this guy... hilarious grumpy ol' fuck has me rollin' on the floor.
Aww man, this is it.
Worst thing is when you look for barbershops in your area, go to one, and it's all women cutting the hair with one male 40 year old manager who walks around looking busy.
My experience has always been like this: “hello do you have an appointment ?”
“No I don’t”
“Okay no problem it’s like a 10 minute wait”
***less than 5 minutes later***
“Okay we’re ready for you”
Another 10 minutes later I walk out, pay 20 bucks including the tip. That’s it lol
The spinning barber shop thing literally means 'walk in we'll cut your feckin' hair'. Millennial...but it looks so vintage.
3:53 "It wasn't a barbershop. It was an *ironic* barbershop."
6:05 - 6:10 "Or at least put it in quotes, 'Barbershop' "
Haha, if I didn't have CPTSD I'd be laughing my ass off!
Love when Bill works himself up 😂
I went to a hipster barbershop on Sunset, and it's probably for the best that it was impossible to get a haircut, Bill. It cost me $40 to get my hair trimmed, and they asked me a million annoying questions with haircut jargon that I didn't understand the whole time.
Same shit happened to me a few years ago but there were TWO barbers and NO ONE else was in there.
I just said I would find a place that [looked at all the empty chairs] wasn't so busy.
originality is a rare thing. People pick a trend they like and there you have it. But hipsters are the worst. that fad can't die a quick enough death.
I wish I had a nice enough head to buzz my shit off. I'd look like a fucking alien.
Every man should own a pair of clippers and just shave his head. There's plenty of choice in that: You can choose the number 1 attachment, number 2, number 3, number 4... or no attachment, for a very close shave. Nothing feels freer than having a shaved head.
"oversinging...pointing at notes" LMAO
Bill is fuckin hilarious. I do have a beard but it's because I always have wanted one. the hipster trend will end and I'll still be bearded. I'd be pissed too to have to make an appointment for just a simple haircut
6:47 I like his buzzer sound effect LOL
Same haircut he gives to the fuckin state TROOOPAASSS
My mom is a hairdresser. 37 years of free haircuts nice bonus. and i can pretend to be visiting
Shit like this is why I cut my own hair. I don't have a short cut but it's still free and takes less than 15 minutes. People keep asking where I get my haircut and I say my bathroom.
Do you get laid much?
afrosheenix
I'd fuck him. I like practical men. Plus the money he saves on his hair can go instead on buying me awesome things :)
afrosheenix
And I like the cut of yours. You don't happen to cut your own hair by any chance? ;-)
+Harmony Jones nah I have once or twice. The first time I had winter dandruff that was pissing me off so I shaved it to the skin. Then I used lotion every day for a month and that fixed it.
afrosheenix
lol. That's a nice story. Thanks :D
in my city there's a hipster barbershop that's also a restaurant .... cause that makes sense
Who doesn’t like a little hair in their food?
A lot of people have to bring a few strands of cut hair with them to put in their food for a free meal, having it on site is customer service.
LOL, @7:19 his old people impersonations always crack me up!
Way to go, Nia! Swoops right in at the end and totally validated the whole podcast.
Nia's first question is ' was it a barber shop though?' The man knows when he is or is not inside a barber shop.
I love how he screams his head off and then scolds his dog for worrying about him :D such an idiot with dogs... I heard his bit on Cleo.
Man Bill I think exactly like you lol.
I live near Nelson BC and it used to have 4 barbershop and now it's down to one and he's old school so I pay him more just to make sure he stays there.
I've been through that hipster barbershop appointment situation boy was I pissed off lol.
That's this younger generation... They don't want to earn extra money but only earn enough to get by. I'm 31 and had guys my age working for me that are the same way find every excuse after a paycheck to not go back to work.
5:11 perfectly sums up all these “alt” people like hipsters, rockabillies, bohemians, etc. They’re all lame conformists in their own way.
"if you took off their facial hair and their glasses and their robert fulltonfuckingodam outfit, yaknow? what would you be left with? they would have to be themselves, and you know what theyre not fuckin interesting."
Who goes to the barber for a buzz cut? I've always done it myself. Doesn't everybody? You take the clippers, you put it to zero and then you have at it. When that eventually gets boring you grab a razor and cross your fingers.
I'm sitting here holding a razor and crossing my fingers. But not much is happening.
"Vote with your wallet". Your choice of whether to accept a service or not is your primary tool to affect the situation on the market. Never be ashamed of using it to your advantage.
Walked into a “barber shop” today and they wanted $32 for a haircut.. no one there, checked their logbook... $15 is the price of a haircut
I’m laughing so hard. I love this guy
"Oh, cool it's like a barbershop 2.0, I will make an appointment." That fucking killed me.
I have to make an appointment at my barbershop, but I guess things are different in my country.
Ol freckles need a clutch bleedin'
Haha there is a nice barbershop around the corner from my house that does most of those things except they're not hipsters. They're just rock a billy, it's actually real nice. Of course I don't let them wash my hair but I might let them shave my beard one of these days. They have all the old school amenities like actual foldable razors with leather straps and actual warm shaving cream. It's only $20 dollars, I think it's a deal for all that they do.
I think this rant would have been funnier if he had seen the price after the five minute buzz cut
the first 10 seconds had me rollin'
Maybe you didn't win the battle, but you struck a blow in the war. Good on ya'!
I think Bill might have anger problems.
***** Nah, he just has the balls to say what we are all thinking sometimes.
+PrivateAckbar
Boston Irish guy yeah He probably has a TEMMPAAHHHHHH.
@8:40 "pointing at notes " hahaha ha killed me
Thats what bothers me is that whole being Ironic and sarcastic thing.
Why can't you just be sincere and do something because you like it?
lol "barber" shop
he fuckin chastises his dog for acting like a maniac after he screams “just checkiiin in on YAaAAA” hahaha
😂😂😂 gotta love Bill
I want to find my hate everything person lol but they usually hate me !
lol 4:34 I like how he asks a question to his listeners, answers his own question in a mocking way, then roasts the answer😂😂 Joking aside, he’s absolutely right about people who lean into the hipster thing. They’re poisoned by irony, and can only define themselves in opposition to something else. It’s a cowardly way to live tbh and I think it can actually cause intimacy/confidence issues
I got a WOHL clipper and do it myself, oh,no, that's sex, My wife cuts my hair
That place will be outta business shortly, don't worry
I just got back from industrial China. It's not as bad you think it is. I worked with dudes who make $1.25/hr. Seemed as happy as any American worker. But they probably bitch less about work.
Adam Jones That sounds fucking horrible, you go there and work for that.
Dissident101 oh you were there too? Nevermind the fact that their cost of living is astronomically lower than ours. Since you care so much, tell me how much of your money you send over there to ease the suffering that you think exists?
***** Dat developing economy doe
***** he was in second grade and I talked him down to 95 cents.
***** they did talk of very high worker turnover because employers offer increasing wages and perks to attract workers.
See's the tag. Instanttly knows this will be good.
That's the problem I have with so much guitar gear being made in China. It's not even the quality, though - the quality of Chinese guitar gear is great. It's the fucking slave labor, shit wage crap they do. I can't abide by that. And if it's not happening, then why the hell is it being outsourced?
hahahahahha am i the only one who lost it when he screamed in the beginning ?
I'm with you on the airplane public address b.s. It's like, this is my punishment for taking this airline. Thank god for earplugs.
The best yelp review ever
Never laughed so hard at one of his introductions
haha bill u trippin most barber shops go by appointment nowadays. It's a more financially stable model. U know the shit is real when black barbers start doing it.
When he goes off mike I die 😂😂😂
I had to go check out the virgin airline music vid hahaha I could imagine bills face while watching it, I couldn't agree more as to why the fuck they did a song
I hate fads
Fuck em all!!!! lmao this was hilarious. Thank you for being mad for us.
a baldman's thoughts on hair care...
Even for a 5-minute buzz cut it cost like 20 bucks now. ridiculous
Fuck! I’m wearing Bose headphones
"LAY THE FUCK DOWN!!!!"- Bill Burr
Ol' Billy barber pole
Finally Nia agrees with him for a change.
“Lay the fuck down” - Worldstarr
Bill drives stick? Hell yeah
the clutch, lol, it' your weak spindly leg Bill, lol
4:35 I fucking died holy shit. Listened to it like 10 times
Barbershops dont require appointments....salons do. Bahahaha
first time i ever seen a hipster i was like what the fuck is he supposed to be
20 bucks for a buzz sounds expensive. Over here in Greece you'd pay 5 euros (about $5.6). I'm just saying this because I've recently been to the States and everything was so much cheaper than where I live, so why would haircuts be more expensive?
Find a shop with a big red numbers on the window that says "$10.00" those barbers want to do 10 min haircuts and do walk-ins only and the customers are willing to wait 3 hours for a cut. If they charge $25 or more they most likely work on appointment, their customers pay more to not wait.
No more sweaty balls! Ba doop boop!
As a professional barber...LMAO
Vincent was my barber when I was 5
Lol it was a rockabilly barber shop. Not a hipster one
Completely agree, but what was Bill doing in a barber shop?.
hipsters are nerds doesnt everyone agree on that? geeks and nerds are still pathetic losers i dont give a fuck if they can use computers
you sound like either a meathead dumbass or a serial killer, not sure which one exactly.
Haircut, you don't need no haircut, Billy Boy. You need the barber to add some more of that shit, not take it off!
"their Robert Fulton fuckin' goddamn outfit" - Bill Burr 2015
it wasn't a barbershop lol. its a front to launder dirty $. otherwise he would have hooked ya up. go to a 15$ chain
Not sure whether it’s a generation thing, but everyone in mine tries to copy each other anyway so at least hipsters have some originality in copying something that isn’t mainstream
Bill you did the the right thing'
Another millisecond on the ejector pulse, tune the NOS timing, you 'll run 9's Bill!
Good rant, but Robert Fulton was a weird ass reference lol. I had to Google him and I still didn't get it.
If they really has the pole that's pretty sleazy, didn't that used to mean they were open for business?
Of course Nia would like the Virgin Airlines seatbelt music video.
Wonder how much they would have charged for simple buzz ?