Bill Burr&Nia- Follow-Up On Wife Texting Workout Instructor

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  • @Account2129
    @Account2129 5 лет назад +662

    He's the tennis coach from GTA 5 "You have an excellent back swing Mrs De Santa"

    • @rtraylor83
      @rtraylor83 4 года назад +12

      Grim Reaper lmfao y I was thinking about the same shit

    • @FatJoke
      @FatJoke 4 года назад +11

      So he needs to pull that terrace down

    • @electricturtle3326
      @electricturtle3326 4 года назад +3

      @@FatJoke basically

    • @michellejones7270
      @michellejones7270 3 года назад +2

      Thats basically what popped in my head.

    • @jmsolano0516
      @jmsolano0516 3 года назад +3

      ryan traylor not only was i thinking the same shit as the original comment, but I was gonna reply word for word the same reply as you

  • @WreeckCreational
    @WreeckCreational 9 лет назад +235

    Hahahaa..
    "Please say it Nia, I will throw my fucking computer at you"

  • @reee9904
    @reee9904 6 лет назад +641

    Girl cheats = "He's not interested in working it out" guy plays games online= "Oh your man is playing video games for a couple of months? You need to dump him hun..."

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 5 лет назад +160

      Because women like Nia only sympathize with other women. It's fucked up how sexist these feminists are. Most guys - including Bill - sympathize with whoever makes most sense in the stories he's reading. He will call out the writer / other person for being an asshole if that's what he thinks, regardless if it's a woman or man. There just is no fucking limit to all the bullshit feminists will let other women get away with for sexists reasons alone. Never forget The View ladies laughing at the story of a woman cutting off the penis of a guy and throwing it out the window. Genital mutilation and sex crime against your loves ones? Hilarious!!! I'm sure they would laugh if a guy put a knife up a womans pussy and twisted it around. So funny, right?

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 5 лет назад +30

      Gamers rise up

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 5 лет назад +27

      If that's all he's doing, that ain't a relationship. Hate to break it you, but a relationship requires talking, dating, sex. If all his time is sunk into gaming, then there's no relationship.
      Also, if a girl is cheating--Dump her. How many STIs did she done expose you to? She's literally threatening your life at that point, your health. Go get checked out.

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 5 лет назад +5

      @Obi-Wan Kenobi folk aren't DIY projects. It only works if the afflicted person is already wanting help or does see it as a problem. Otherwise, it will only hurt both folk involved. Games are awesome, but it cant take all your days.

    • @NeurogenicMT
      @NeurogenicMT 5 лет назад

      Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 8 лет назад +505

    "hey sport"
    lmao I love that. so condescending

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal 7 лет назад +3

      ZombryaTheDark Australian

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 3 года назад +8

      With friends it’s funny, with strangers you can start a fight, in a joke you can make people laugh.
      Mark of a good term.

    • @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot
      @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot 3 года назад +1

      I'm not your bud, pal

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 2 года назад +3

      @@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot I’m not your pal, friend!

    • @chrisdominguez5097
      @chrisdominguez5097 2 года назад

      First of all dont touch me.

  • @thomthum2000
    @thomthum2000 8 лет назад +1172

    The husband should text his wife this Beatles lyric:
    You better run for your life if you can, little girl.
    Hide your head in the sand, little girl.
    Catch you with another man, that's the end, little girl.

  • @IcedEarth426
    @IcedEarth426 8 лет назад +83

    "He's into some kind of fucking Spy Gate shit."
    Fucking lost it at that. Bill is hilarious.

  • @allenanderson4911
    @allenanderson4911 2 года назад +32

    "Say that and I swear..." Bill is in the pocket of the argument.

  • @virbius1
    @virbius1 10 лет назад +441

    She's denying and the husband is in denial. Even if the trainer backs off she wants some different pipe, so its over.

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 5 лет назад +13

      Again, healthwise, she effed up. Denial or no, he needs to make sure he didn't catch something like HPV or other "silent" STI.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 лет назад +8

      @@shooglechic better safe than sorry, I had the same shit go down once and I was pretty freaked out for a couple days after i found out my gf was cheating.
      I was a senior in high school and I went to the "nurses office" and kinda hinted about what was going down and i did an HIV test and another test for a bunch of other things. Clean as a whistle lol.
      But then everyone found out what happened at school and that made her life horrible lol i felt pretty bad about it actually but hell, thats what you get when you cheat on someone. Its not like I did it on purpose lol i think another student heard me talking

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 4 года назад +1

      Yep. Now it is obvious she is into it , now it will just someone else.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 2 года назад

      @@kevinjohnson7300 What kind of HS/area did you go to that you were afraid a teenager would have gotten AIDS from (presumably) another teen from or near the same HS or town? When I went to HS (96-2000) even the most prevalent STDs were at very low levels. Even HSV1 (the most common STD ITW since family and water bottles can spread it) levels, among sexually active teens, were under 20% let alone HIV.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 2 года назад

      @@The_ZeroLine - and magic Johnson was a millionaire. And easy e was a famous rapper. You can get it from anyone. Not to mention. They say some crazy shit like 55% of people who have it don't even know they have it.

  • @eveannun
    @eveannun 7 лет назад +96

    Nia really pissed me off! trying to find something to turn it around or make light of the woman's cheating -_-

  • @73THUNDERDOME73
    @73THUNDERDOME73 7 лет назад +462

    Yeah nia's reaction to the "video game addicted guy" compared to this shows how brutally unequal woman's perceptions of the sexes boundaries in relationships are.

    • @73THUNDERDOME73
      @73THUNDERDOME73 7 лет назад +74

      You literally hear her fight with herself on top of Bill playing rodeo clown to the whole situation.. if bill hadn't of said shit I guarantee she would've spilled some garbage female justification.

    • @JustAgreekPassing
      @JustAgreekPassing 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah but she defended the woman for the sake of argument.
      It's like Bill's comedy special where he brings up the Chris Brown-Rihanna case and asks "How come we never asked what happened before that?". Obviously, the relationship was a bit unhealthy if she was lying to him about it even though the guy detailed knowing and having seen the texts.
      I'd say the dude wasn't that much better, it's just the person telling the story, so we tend to listen.

    • @fartbreath2884
      @fartbreath2884 5 лет назад +9

      She’s an uneducated fat racist reject

    • @VanielDeeform
      @VanielDeeform 3 года назад +2

      That's true, but the video game addicted guy sounded like an absolute asshole. Let's not excuse his behaviour. Ignoring his girl when she speaks. Playing video games in all his free time, not up for sex ever, getting worse over 8 Months! No desire to change.... The amount of comments sticking up for him was shameful.

    • @ElPatron42069
      @ElPatron42069 3 года назад +2

      That's why I can't stand her and I wish she would have her own fucking podcast

  • @johannhowitzer
    @johannhowitzer 10 лет назад +157

    I am disgusted with Nia for even coming close to suggesting maybe the husband would want to work it out. If a woman does this and her husband finds out and still stays with her, she should be his indentured servant for life. She doesn't deserve the kindness.

    • @LukeReed627
      @LukeReed627 10 лет назад +45

      *****
      Not really, generally the guilty party waits until it calms down, rationalises it and then does it again more carefully...

    • @GlossaME
      @GlossaME 9 лет назад +1

      Lman Rman Inteligent

    • @Hot18Shot
      @Hot18Shot 9 лет назад

      Lman Rman I absolutely see truth in that statement.

  • @MsFancypants9
    @MsFancypants9 10 лет назад +452

    thank God Bill called out Nia's ignorant comment.. Interesting to see how far she would go "maybe they could work it out?" what's next, marriage counselling? I'm a 25 yr old young woman and a bit disturbed at Nia.

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th 6 лет назад

      Bill kinda fumbled on his very last line too, tho. Slamming married poon is a thrill.

    • @gregblack8550
      @gregblack8550 5 лет назад +20

      If a women gets caught cheating she will quit. Then a year later will do it again. A cheater is a cheater. In her mind she deserves it always.

    • @Sid0419
      @Sid0419 5 лет назад +12

      Nia is a skank. Shes playing Bill. For the $$$

    • @alejandrobonfil2818
      @alejandrobonfil2818 5 лет назад +4

      Oh relax

    • @NeurogenicMT
      @NeurogenicMT 5 лет назад +12

      Nia's kind of a twat.

  • @ConstantChinner
    @ConstantChinner 10 лет назад +83

    He can't trust her anymore. Cut her loose.

  • @dustinpetersen7730
    @dustinpetersen7730 7 лет назад +77

    Ice Cream Death Camp is the name of my new punk band, once I learn how to play bass.

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 7 лет назад +2

      Name of my band is Punch face champions as soon as I buy a guitar 😂

    • @brinkusminkus4964
      @brinkusminkus4964 6 лет назад +3

      Dustin Petersen, you don't need to know how to play your instrument to play punk.

    • @robertgoldhirsch4065
      @robertgoldhirsch4065 6 лет назад +1

      Dustin Petersen 😂😂

    • @BeeBumper
      @BeeBumper 5 лет назад

      LOL How's the Bass practice been going?

    • @ivanwolf3
      @ivanwolf3 5 лет назад

      You already have a fanbase!

  • @FanOfAttitudeEra
    @FanOfAttitudeEra 9 лет назад +115

    6:45 he was fucking serious that's why she backed off Lol.

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar 3 месяца назад

      I can imagine the smile drop from his freckled face 😂

  • @bumfist88
    @bumfist88 6 лет назад +10

    Whenever someone you are dating says something along the lines of, "so i was talking to my new friend, he's had such a hard life." BANGED.

  • @RocketRadioShow1
    @RocketRadioShow1 9 лет назад +70

    "John plays lead guitar while harmonizing the vocals with the back up singers, using a guitar pick that is too stiff, his fingertips raw from yesterday's gig. All the while remembering the lyrics from a song he hasnt practiced for 10 yrs,
    ......... meanwhile Yoko bangs a bongo."

  • @cam70980
    @cam70980 7 лет назад +36

    I've never heard Nia back pedal so quickly.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад +15

      Because she knows she is exposing the retarded "cover for fellow women at all cost" mentality.

  • @HanSoloxcs
    @HanSoloxcs 8 лет назад +23

    Bill Burr is one of my favorite people. God damn these are f*cking entertaining!

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 7 лет назад

      HanSoloxcs indeed

    • @joil6649
      @joil6649 11 месяцев назад

      Ditto.

  • @OneEyedJackNLD
    @OneEyedJackNLD Год назад +2

    9:08 “Thank you Nia….Thank you for being on the podcast….” 😂😂😂

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 лет назад +125

    Saddest part about this story is, if this guy does decide to divorce his wife on the grounds that she cheated, and when it comes time to settle the money dispute, this guy probably can't even use these texts as proof. Since he used some secret way of hacking into her phone, it'd probably be in-admissible as evidence or something. Like a cop without a warrant lol.

    • @mikehawk6646
      @mikehawk6646 10 лет назад +17

      damn tyler get outta my head

    • @hadescerberus8633
      @hadescerberus8633 10 лет назад +3

      you are right .... Sir

    • @davidgaribaldi8921
      @davidgaribaldi8921 5 лет назад +6

      @@netorodriguez6192 yup. That's how it used to work. Shame prevented things like this, or was a justified punishment for it. However, "workin it out" seems to be the go to defense for this rotten waste of ovaries.

    • @markvickroy6725
      @markvickroy6725 5 лет назад +8

      It's a civil case. He can use the texts. It just won't really matter.

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar 2 года назад +2

      I think that fruit of the poisonous tree stuff only applies to law enforcement. He should be fine.

  • @Jobladelemonade
    @Jobladelemonade 8 лет назад +8

    Lol at the end when Bill said all women do is defend each other I was like "hahaha I was going to say the same thing" and let's be honest they all defend each other unless it's against them

  • @fractalspace1111
    @fractalspace1111 9 лет назад +12

    In this situation you end it right there.

  • @GRiMHOLDx
    @GRiMHOLDx 8 лет назад +16

    Wait wait wait... Forget everything else in this video...
    Bill Burr went to Yoga classes!?!

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 8 лет назад

      i thought i was the only one hahaha. So glad you said something!

  • @zorezakbar9892
    @zorezakbar9892 5 лет назад +3

    I love this podcast 😂

  • @mikemorrison281
    @mikemorrison281 9 лет назад +8

    Nia gets off mic when she knows she's wrong. lol

  • @317consulting5
    @317consulting5 Год назад

    Love the push-ups analogy, laughed out loud!!

  • @DarronTheDamaga
    @DarronTheDamaga 10 лет назад +41

    Nia is being very suspect

  • @DylanGaine
    @DylanGaine 8 лет назад +30

    Why does Nia immediately defend the instructor? women love it when men fight over them.

    • @pilar9247
      @pilar9247 4 года назад +7

      Because if she agrees immediately the show is over

  • @johnconstantine1604
    @johnconstantine1604 11 лет назад +8

    Best quote from a female author:
    "Men fight for honor. Women fight for survival."

  • @patrickoconnor9666
    @patrickoconnor9666 4 года назад +1

    “Ice cream death camp”
    I’m dead. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dumbdumber7203
    @dumbdumber7203 9 лет назад +74

    has there been another follow up to this story or is it dead? I want to know how much the dude got screwed in the divorce.

    • @chrisgentry9255
      @chrisgentry9255 4 года назад +2

      Oh god how dark

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar 3 месяца назад +1

      Ohhhh you betcha. And he has a high paying job? That alimony is higher than snoop dogg.

  • @metalshorty0
    @metalshorty0 10 лет назад +21

    I've decided to 'like' each podcast before listening

  • @ismaelis370
    @ismaelis370 8 лет назад +3

    bill is the only honest celebrity there, respect

  • @hlminds609
    @hlminds609 8 лет назад +63

    If you're a fan you shouldn't fuckin disrespect the mans wife. Integrity should extend to youtube as well

    • @coreyg7575
      @coreyg7575 8 лет назад +1

      I don't see where anyone mentioned bills wife. who you talking about?

    • @hlminds609
      @hlminds609 8 лет назад +13

      +Cjay LeBron just cuz you dont doesnt mean its not there. I saw the comments and i left mine. Not researching for names and all that

    • @coreyg7575
      @coreyg7575 8 лет назад +2

      +H&L Minds maybe you should have replied to that comment in the first place nitwit, could have avoided the confusion. Are you new to comment sections or something?

    • @nickgarcia1292
      @nickgarcia1292 7 лет назад +2

      +Cjay LeBron you look like a genuine ass just saying..

  • @crabbypatty10fefrefe
    @crabbypatty10fefrefe 11 лет назад +2

    "... he goes right to the trainer and says, 'Hey sport!'" LMFAO

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace 12 лет назад +1

    listen to this all damm day

  • @glizzygladiator8055
    @glizzygladiator8055 3 года назад +4

    Nia really doesn’t like siding with men. She claimed a relationship was unsaveable because of sleeping with someone when the couple wasn’t even together, but this guy who got cheated on should try to work it out? Yeah sure.

  • @MetalBacon64
    @MetalBacon64 8 лет назад +5

    "I like sleeping" LOL!

  • @TheBenjammin
    @TheBenjammin 4 года назад +5

    When Bill brought Nia onto his show it was like when John Lennon was performing with Chuck Barry and let yoko in the band.

    • @lineage254
      @lineage254 3 года назад

      And he shited all over lenon and yoko when he is doing the same....

  • @kirbyaugustine761
    @kirbyaugustine761 7 лет назад +10

    I wouldn't have confronted him at all because he's just doing what most men would do. The problem is with his wife. I would have secretly consulted with a lawyer to find out my rights while compiling as much informations as possible about the potential affair. I would have played along like I was totally unaware till I had sufficient evidence to make a credible case. I would either move out or put her out (whichever is legally feasible) and have my lawyer contact her with the news of our impending divorce.
    I would never talk to her ever again in life if I could help it. If I've given you years of my life and you fuck that up then that's your fault.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 2 года назад +1

      I would agree if the guy didn't know her husband which he did. Therefore in my eyes they are both complicit and guilty!!! The problem was both of them

  • @little.wing.
    @little.wing. 9 лет назад +11

    "Right around the _psoas_"

  • @Jvirus12
    @Jvirus12 11 лет назад +2

    "finger blasted" ....EXCELLENT lol

  • @TheNicolombiano77
    @TheNicolombiano77 6 лет назад +1

    ‘.......Working it out’ lmao that was a 10 pun from Nia

  • @JuicyCharon
    @JuicyCharon 9 лет назад

    "I'm just a messenger here" What a line.

  • @notbadsince97
    @notbadsince97 3 года назад +1

    Women are able to toe the party line like no one else

  • @domleah1987
    @domleah1987 4 года назад +1

    “Hey Sport! Sporto!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JBrown_Trivium
    @JBrown_Trivium 5 лет назад

    I LIKE SLEEPING !
    Killed me 😂

  • @AndyHoward
    @AndyHoward 5 лет назад +8

    "The booty call hour" starts at 11PM and ends at about 2AM (3AM is past "booty-call o'clock" according to Swoozie)

  • @jeremywadkins5852
    @jeremywadkins5852 6 лет назад

    i like nias comments, makes great back and forth

  • @chrlimill
    @chrlimill 4 года назад +2

    hahaha i fucking love Nia on the podcast, they're too good together

  • @fastseanbar
    @fastseanbar 11 лет назад

    Haha, well played sir. Tell that story in every bar, pub etc you go to and you will never have to buy a beer ever again.

  • @jonahkleitsch7652
    @jonahkleitsch7652 2 года назад

    Haha I love these two, the part about drinking niquil made me fucking die

  • @Lars_Paulsen
    @Lars_Paulsen 6 лет назад +4

    Instructors like that is setting themselves up for a possible near death experience. It only takes one husband.

  • @zebontheweb
    @zebontheweb 4 года назад +6

    It’s easy to talk to girls about their feelings when they aren’t in your life.
    If you live together, you must be MUCH more selective about the battles you choose to have.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад

      Yeah, can be difficult. That’s why you start a podcast dealing with other people’s personal relationship issues, and bring on your wife for her opinions. Then you can both test out the waters a bit, and see how you both think through a variety of situations. 👌

    • @zebontheweb
      @zebontheweb 3 года назад

      Sean Matthew King good try kid... now try being married (I’ve been for over 16 years)

    • @zebontheweb
      @zebontheweb 3 года назад

      Then add kids... my daughter is in high school... you know nothing compared to me

  • @KeishenLloyd
    @KeishenLloyd 9 лет назад +13

    5:14 HELL NO. Sir, you now have permission to murder.

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 8 лет назад

      +Keishen Lloyd No you don't murder genius.

    • @KeishenLloyd
      @KeishenLloyd 8 лет назад +9

      It's sarcasm, genius. I'm exaggerating.

  • @waxworse
    @waxworse 7 лет назад +43

    As soon as Nia or anyone on the podcast starts dragging their feet to keep from stating what is supposed to be the most obvious response, kick them off the show.

    • @WKaliberr
      @WKaliberr 7 лет назад +4

      Wat?

    • @BrianKishreviews
      @BrianKishreviews 5 лет назад

      Well that wouldnt be entertaining..

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад

      Dude, this was great. Bill called her out immediately and she came around. And it was funny as fuck.

  • @gregorydiasmusic
    @gregorydiasmusic 5 лет назад

    thanks man Ive been wondering (For years) what happened to this

  • @925blues7
    @925blues7 3 года назад +1

    Icecream death camp 😂😂

  • @grapeape888
    @grapeape888 8 лет назад +91

    The first chapter of the Bible tells you everything you need to know about women. Eve was given paradise, a perfect existence with her perfect mate. That wasn't enough for her, and the rest is history.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 лет назад +22

      Proving that religion is man made.

    • @nickgarcia1292
      @nickgarcia1292 7 лет назад +1

      +zeldagoblin proof by bullshit! its always a winner! women are so perfect yet they seem to always forget their halos and fuck whatevers moving.. god bless their souls lol

    • @thomassaucier3677
      @thomassaucier3677 7 лет назад

      Ha

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 7 лет назад

      +Nick Garcia I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to convey, but ten out of ten for enthusiasm.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 6 лет назад +5

      Eddie Dallas I can't take you seriously when you use the words Bible and history in conjunction like that.

  • @SoberNostalgia
    @SoberNostalgia 9 лет назад +29

    What was the follow-up to the story? She got caught red handed and she's denying it like any guilty person would? What happened after? That's the only part i felt "was missing". Dirty cheaters, like they said "classic 'he understands and listens to me'"

  • @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork
    @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork 7 лет назад +27

    hahahahahaah!
    Nia: "He's not interested...... in...... wooooorking..... it out?"
    ahhh... no, she's cheating and lieing... he's not interested in more self-abuse is my guess.

  • @seanmehegan3213
    @seanmehegan3213 6 лет назад

    Bill and Nia are awesome

  • @kylecoucke943
    @kylecoucke943 5 лет назад

    I love nia 😂😂😂

  • @jacobmacartney1921
    @jacobmacartney1921 3 года назад +2

    “His dick is sitting in the Captain Kirk chair.” Idk why but that line killed me!

  • @andresi8692
    @andresi8692 5 лет назад +1

    @4:17 Nia shoulda been like "ohhh jeezus"

  • @LukeReed627
    @LukeReed627 10 лет назад +1

    Bill Burr tells it how it is.

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 12 лет назад

    Elanor Rigby..... One of the greatest beatles songs of all time.

  • @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot
    @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot 3 года назад

    Right around the pssoasss

  • @JustAgreekPassing
    @JustAgreekPassing 5 лет назад +14

    Bill on the Chris Brown-Rihanna fight: "How come we don't ask questions as to what happened before it went down. Was she like 'I need a tissue...you know where you keep on- Oh My god! Ahh!' or was she all up in his face screaming shit at him before he gave her a whack"
    It's the same thing with Nia here, she's only continuing for sake of argument. She definitely knows the woman was in the wrong and she deserved to get dumped, but she's asking: "Maybe there was something more to the story"

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад

      I’m with you until the “obviously Nia knows the woman was wrong and obviously should be dumped.” Yeah she knows the woman was wrong, but she wanted more of the story to sort of equalize things, and she thought maybe they can work things out. I agree there might be more to the story, but that doesn’t mean there are always two sides to every story.
      Speaking personally, I could have a perfect marriage and would still have the urge to fuck other women. It’s just natural and nothing your spouse can do about that (spicing up your sex within a marriage only goes so far). Sometimes it’s just individual self-control.
      Sure, sometimes one person feels neglected or some shit, but that’s what communication is for. If she’s just denying this flat out, she’s probably a shitty communicator who keeps things to herself. And being a shitty communicator who can’t convey everything she needs from her husband isn’t an excuse or for cheating. There aren’t always two sides to the story.

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 8 лет назад +16

    people have chocolate smeared all over their faces all the time and they still say they didn't eat the cookies. happens all the time, i've been around it my whole life.

    • @facelessandnameless
      @facelessandnameless 5 лет назад +1

      Wingnut Mcspazatron Perfect analogy 👌

    • @frank2bad
      @frank2bad 5 лет назад +1

      Well if they have chocolate all over their face, they didn’t eat the cookies. They clearly ate chocolate.
      Now if they ate cookies, you would expect crumbs to be all over their face. Just sayin

    • @samturnau2383
      @samturnau2383 5 лет назад +1

      So true , I’ve personally seen people with chocolate on their faces and they swear up and down their innocent.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +1

      Stop dating children. Adults wipe their goddamn face.

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад

      @@seanmatthewking Haha, good one.

  • @YourBeingParanoid
    @YourBeingParanoid 7 лет назад

    After the 1st glass of wine is the time to call

  • @MarzJonp
    @MarzJonp 5 лет назад

    I love em

  • @GLiC
    @GLiC 4 года назад

    this guy is already a character in a movie - his name is Rick Derris

  • @jimdavidson1865
    @jimdavidson1865 3 года назад

    "Ice cream deathcamp" new band name called it.

  • @druidofdark
    @druidofdark 8 лет назад +4

    LOL i also yelled "cause shes a piece of shit" at the same time haha

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 7 лет назад +8

    I LIKE SLEEPING

  • @peteranon8455
    @peteranon8455 9 лет назад +93

    Bill Burr and Yoko.

    • @niccolom4556
      @niccolom4556 8 лет назад +2

      +Peter Anon why is she yoko?

    • @dontwearflipflopsfag
      @dontwearflipflopsfag 7 лет назад +20

      She acts like the people he makes fun of

    • @gregblack8550
      @gregblack8550 5 лет назад

      How would you like to have sex with Yoko while she sings.

  • @jmfernelius
    @jmfernelius 3 года назад +4

    Oh man, I would have filed for divorce the next day

  • @C4millee99
    @C4millee99 7 лет назад +1

    bill is pissed off in this

  • @WIleyCubScout
    @WIleyCubScout 12 лет назад

    Awe inspiring commentary from the gf

  • @SuperDesignguy
    @SuperDesignguy 6 лет назад

    Hilarious.

  • @oliverjre
    @oliverjre 11 лет назад

    haah god i love bill

  • @booognish
    @booognish 4 года назад +10

    I don’t wanna be that guy but I hate when bills wife is on these things.

  • @KrullJohn
    @KrullJohn 8 лет назад +1

    8:15 to 9:07pm, good to know!

  • @MustacheMug
    @MustacheMug 10 лет назад +2

    He showed a lack of empathy for the husband. Even though the wife is cheating, you have to assume her husband still cares about her and therefore does not want her to be cheating.

  • @theMondayMorningPodcastClips
    @theMondayMorningPodcastClips  12 лет назад

    @ellpod That's my favorite part too. I love that shit!

  • @notlindale3364
    @notlindale3364 6 лет назад

    "Right around the *psoas*" fuckin golden

  • @edholmes3646
    @edholmes3646 7 лет назад

    9:41-10:40 this elevated my game ha

  • @emdiar6588
    @emdiar6588 7 лет назад +1

    I am going to form a band just so I can call it "Ice Cream Death Camp".

  • @Saientific
    @Saientific 7 лет назад

    When he said "8:15 to 9:07" it was literally 9:07 lmao

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish 7 лет назад +2

    When guys get cheated on, how come they never equally blame the girl? They always wanna kick the shit outta the other guy.

  • @wolffkran5799
    @wolffkran5799 11 лет назад +3

    "Oh but that's the exception rather than the rule" 90% of womens arguments.

  • @bradleybellinger2569
    @bradleybellinger2569 6 лет назад

    I worked at coldstone, is accurate

  • @mrchango7510
    @mrchango7510 5 лет назад

    Finger blast 😂😂😂😂

  • @davewolf6256
    @davewolf6256 5 лет назад +1

    "Part of the Story is Missing." That was Bill's point in You People are All the Same. "You say there's no reason, you've cut out the buildup, you're just left with the act."

  • @MrRufus1111
    @MrRufus1111 4 года назад +1

    Nia the girl can never be wrong burr

  • @ultranitro437
    @ultranitro437 6 лет назад

    It's like shooting barrels in a fishing gallery

  • @Khrys32
    @Khrys32 12 лет назад +3

    The husband might not ever get full closure by his wife admitting to cheating on him. At that point he is only left with making a decision to either remain in the marriage or end it. But in the end people respect action much more than words!

  • @shwoompLoomps
    @shwoompLoomps 7 лет назад +20

    Divorce the ho bro