Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off

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  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2017
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  • @MrMotionPic215
    @MrMotionPic215 7 лет назад +1117

    "No one has ever walked off this show" 😂😂

  • @XTheSpartanX7
    @XTheSpartanX7 6 лет назад +572

    "It's a little valve and the color is blue, same as water" - I died laughing.

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад +11

      XTheSpartanX7 yeah that part had me in tears

    • @jd5296
      @jd5296 4 года назад

      @JustusGregorius...what?

    • @MrAce607
      @MrAce607 3 года назад +1

      There ya go you can. Start a milk baaar and make side cash!! 😂😂😂

    • @zacksymes
      @zacksymes 3 года назад

      I sat down to write this same comment hahaha

  • @winkles2314
    @winkles2314 6 лет назад +748

    Bill: *pokes Nia.
    Nia: 😠
    Bill: 😄 *pokes harder
    Nia: 😡
    Bill: 😂

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад +81

      more like this:
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Then:
      Bill: Pokes Nia
      Nia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ahmedalnajar1155
      @ahmedalnajar1155 4 года назад

      Amuse mystery

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад +2

      Iron Bear Milk me: 😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zachkennedy9282
      @zachkennedy9282 2 года назад +2

      Nia doesn't even deserve Bill. 🙄

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 2 года назад

      LANAAAA!

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 5 лет назад +222

    I love how bill is dying as he’s describing turning the water off 😂😂 he knows how to wind her up.

  • @drunkjohnny218
    @drunkjohnny218 4 года назад +59

    The way he says “Nia? NIAAAAAA!” Is exactly like how Archer says “Lana? LANAAAAA!” 😂😂

    • @julebrants5326
      @julebrants5326 2 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @williamkensington2772
      @williamkensington2772 Год назад +3

      I sometimes get confused between nia and Aisha Tyler because to my ears they sound very similar

    • @ferngarcia9104
      @ferngarcia9104 Год назад +1

      Me too!! I thought I was the only one lol

  • @agvulpine
    @agvulpine 6 лет назад +153

    "Nia... Niiiaaa." "What!" "DANGA ZONE!"

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 года назад +3

      Lol, top comment!! I love Archer...

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 3 года назад +73

    I love how they switch back and forth between being actually pissed off and making jokes and laughing lmao
    The perfect relationship

  • @danielbeaumont3744
    @danielbeaumont3744 6 лет назад +372

    man even when they argue they still have fun. i don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl from twitter but seriously: relationship goals.

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 5 лет назад +1

      They are doing it for the podcast.

    • @retrogamer6750
      @retrogamer6750 4 года назад +29

      @@leftheodo how tf do you know that?

    • @lisskori313
      @lisskori313 4 года назад +1

      congrats, you do

    • @thehorrorseries
      @thehorrorseries 3 года назад

      @@retrogamer6750 because Bill burr is always saying IN THE PODCAST ' I do it for the laughs for the podcast' pretty obvious if you actually listen regularly

    • @ash6662
      @ash6662 3 года назад +10

      My husband and I are like that lol I think it comes from respect and having nothing legitimate to fight about . 😆

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 7 лет назад +516

    You guys are nuts. Listen to more of their interactions, they get along GREAT! They both have comedic minds and never let any single argument simmer or blow out of proportion. It always ends in laughter, and they move along.

    • @coolbeans8682
      @coolbeans8682 5 лет назад +17

      You put words on my thoughts. They do have great chemistry. I wish I would find a woman like that. You know, a bitch but within certain limits.

    • @zanzibar6508
      @zanzibar6508 5 лет назад +9

      They are perfect for each other

    • @joshuabrungardt461
      @joshuabrungardt461 5 лет назад +2

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @AugustoXRock
      @AugustoXRock 4 года назад +4

      @@zanzibar6508 Yeah dude, I wouldn't be so sure. They could be holding back because of the podcast. But I like to think that they do get along just like in here.

    • @Fvneral_moon
      @Fvneral_moon 4 года назад +2

      “Never let any single argument simmer or blow out proportion” as they y’all about how nia punches bill in the face lol great “point” will 😂 I think you are nuts

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 5 лет назад +59

    "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"

  • @7Be
    @7Be 4 года назад +52

    "You insulted me a little BIT"
    I understood that reference.

  • @gkgyver
    @gkgyver 2 года назад +12

    "Oh no eye contact ... It's gettin' real!"
    That hit close to home 🤣🤣

  • @koodwin5875
    @koodwin5875 3 года назад +29

    I love that you can tell she’s still smiling at him even though she’s pissed. That’s a really special thing

  • @koltonmoser1311
    @koltonmoser1311 2 года назад +20

    A pipe breaks in the house:
    Nia: you didnt ask if me or the baby were ok!!
    Bill: Did a damn break??
    🤣🤣

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 7 лет назад +265

    lol bill extended a huge olive branch and nia still got pissed about the water comment

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 6 лет назад +25

      Max seriously lol she’s a terrible debater and bill is on point when he talks about how women argue and how wrong it is

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 5 лет назад +23

      @@parkerjeans5777 No it wasn't it was 100% on topic. Shes saying he cant do something simple like use a roku and hes saying there's simple things she cant do either. Shes just mad because he instantly had a response to her trying to be a smart ass about him being a caveman with technology.

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад

      Max Rice bill is always on point.

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 4 года назад +2

      mhm izme lol I think you misunderstood me. Nia and Bill are perfect together I think they complement each other in all the right ways. Also I have a wife and daughter so, yeah. My use of debater is hilarious I’ll give ya that. My only point to the original comment was that when arguing, a woman backed into a logical corner will lash out emotionally until the original argument no longer matters. Sounds like you have a lot of your own issues to work out 🤷‍♂️

    • @adonay140ify
      @adonay140ify 4 года назад

      @@dpcsoup04 ya no the I need too too me I you can too me too yyo you have her that

  • @Lux_Senpai001
    @Lux_Senpai001 4 года назад +19

    "Jesus christ a DAM didn't break" hahahahahaha

  • @ipwntheponies
    @ipwntheponies 4 года назад +51

    bill burr accidentally admitted he only knows what a euphemism is bc of the Carlin bit

    • @KellyBundy097
      @KellyBundy097 3 года назад +2

      lol he sure did...word for word.

  • @Scroogs
    @Scroogs 6 лет назад +28

    "It's blue, it's the color of water,"
    Holy shit haha

  • @AM-sd5xl
    @AM-sd5xl 7 лет назад +45

    It's blue, it's the color of water - Bill Burr

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 7 лет назад +21

    aww little baby noises in the mic big daddy Bill I love it

  • @nickmccartan8128
    @nickmccartan8128 7 лет назад +211

    I don't care what people say but Bill & Nia are fucking awesome. A great couple

  • @benh.92
    @benh.92 5 лет назад +22

    It’s absolutely hilarious listening to them dance around their faults until the truth finally comes out, always at max volume

  • @kevinsdb1
    @kevinsdb1 5 лет назад +23

    I found this video absolutely hilarious. Seeing how Bill and Nia react to each other in an petty argument.

  • @ksosay1
    @ksosay1 7 лет назад +146

    The baaaaaaby.

  • @mattwillendyou93
    @mattwillendyou93 7 лет назад +19

    "What were you gunna drown" hahahaha

  • @gosling4391
    @gosling4391 7 лет назад +19

    Nah. The arguments always ending with the laughter is always nice: they're gonna stick together.

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy 6 лет назад +21

    I absolutely love these two together. They're hilarious

  • @youscrewber
    @youscrewber 7 лет назад +100

    Can somebody animate this?

  • @s.r.inc.4796
    @s.r.inc.4796 5 лет назад +12

    GEEETT EEMMM! "So is shutting off the Fossett outside" lmfao 👏👏🙌

  • @briananthony9955
    @briananthony9955 Год назад +5

    His ability to disarm her by making her laugh after triggering her is just 👌🏾

  • @aquilaaltaire3007
    @aquilaaltaire3007 7 лет назад +97

    Bill: verbally pokes her
    Nia: Falls for it and explodes

  • @avrillovugne
    @avrillovugne 7 лет назад +42

    Awww when Bill brings the water pipe thing up and Nia pisses off, you two are so adorable together.

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 7 лет назад +10

      That's not adorable behavior you enabling shithead.

    • @sowhazupguy
      @sowhazupguy 7 лет назад

      Fun Run Tutor x Hunter Awww acting like a child is so adorable /s

    • @KieC.
      @KieC. 7 лет назад +2

      Gobbersmack It's obviously sarcastic

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 года назад

      @@Gobbersmack no

  • @matthewhebert5154
    @matthewhebert5154 5 лет назад +14

    “It’s blue, it’s the color of water !!”

  • @HermitMoth
    @HermitMoth 7 лет назад +35

    Something not mentioned here must have happened the day Nia couldn't turn the water off to elicit that response from her hahaha

  • @DesertFoxx7
    @DesertFoxx7 3 года назад +23

    I like how Bill and Nia can go from 0 to 100 in a few seconds and then go back from 100 to 0 and enjoy a nice laugh together. This is true love that everyone strives to attain in life.

  • @gyst8878
    @gyst8878 7 лет назад +74

    I love your fights, I wish I could find a woman to argue with me like this 😂

    • @sethe171
      @sethe171 7 лет назад +21

      Gyst Careful what you wish for. The real fights aren't on the air.

    • @gyst8878
      @gyst8878 7 лет назад

      Seth A True

    • @JoeyWinsSometimes
      @JoeyWinsSometimes 5 лет назад +1

      Make millions of dollars and you can have your pick.

    • @Kjca_1998
      @Kjca_1998 5 лет назад +2

      That’s an odd request.

  • @danieltucker9118
    @danieltucker9118 7 лет назад +30

    What a great relationship

  • @Brandon-vy6uw
    @Brandon-vy6uw 7 лет назад +41

    Good Luck Bill. Keep bobbing and weaving man lol.

  • @adrianharris1592
    @adrianharris1592 7 лет назад +273

    People out here acting like Nia beating the shit out of Bill in front of their kid. They are laughing and joking about it and they clearly aren't taking it to seriously.

    • @anessone
      @anessone 7 лет назад +12

      Thats a really low gradung curve you got there professor. So a stay at home wife or husband has less say and better be nice and agree 100% ofthe time or else. That's pretty healthy. Just beat the person staying at home into submission and hope they dont do the grave sin of deleting a fucking tv show. At least do a worse crime and cheat on him while you're at it.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад +12

      anessone, I'll bet you a million bucks that if a working husband deleted his stay at home wifes shows she would have been more of a bitch about it then Bill was to Nia.

    • @Nathangoldstein2
      @Nathangoldstein2 6 лет назад +3

      anessone Why do you think men don't want to get married anymore haha. We make the money we make the rules. If not, there's the door.

    • @SuperYoshikong
      @SuperYoshikong 5 лет назад +3

      She's a very passionate person

    • @XanderFrederick
      @XanderFrederick 2 года назад

      "...... with that lumped up Rihanna photo." As Bill would describe it. lmfao

  • @nelsongarcia318
    @nelsongarcia318 3 года назад +5

    12:44
    "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"
    LOL

  • @Motovader72
    @Motovader72 4 года назад +13

    I love these people. The definition of perfect couple.

  • @CarlJohnson-kp6uu
    @CarlJohnson-kp6uu 4 года назад +17

    6.50 he’s quoting jimmy from goodfellas when he’s talking to billy bats hahahahaha only legends would have noticed this 😂😂

  • @joemacgillis8229
    @joemacgillis8229 5 лет назад +42

    You know why they work well together? Because the way Nia argues is kind of like a guy. She's really good at laughing it off and letting things go when she gets pissed off.

  • @paisan8766
    @paisan8766 6 лет назад +156

    THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE PEOPLE!!!! #LADIESSSSSSSS

  • @Th3D4ginat0r
    @Th3D4ginat0r 7 лет назад +170

    Holy shit she got defensive lol.

  • @glasra
    @glasra 6 лет назад +50

    Imagine being a guest, and just awkwardly sitting there listening to them arguing. Lol

    • @SnarkierThan-U-R
      @SnarkierThan-U-R 5 лет назад +4

      what makes you think that they would to that in front of a 3rd party?

    • @russbelperez3837
      @russbelperez3837 4 года назад +6

      I would have popcorn 🍿 choking on kernels from laughing so much

  • @EnternalSword
    @EnternalSword 6 лет назад +52

    Just listening to these two made me happy. Proper married bickering!

  • @Themayseffect
    @Themayseffect 7 лет назад +22

    DVR - The new factor of ruined American relationships lol. Supported by - Water Faucets.

  • @93RGFMV
    @93RGFMV 6 лет назад +6

    "Are you not entertained?!" Lol

  • @paulsiemieniewski7558
    @paulsiemieniewski7558 6 лет назад +9

    "The Lovely Nia"

  • @drewwatts2967
    @drewwatts2967 7 лет назад +13

    Its a SUPERBOWL! And We won!

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 5 лет назад +45

    The ones who comment don’t realize that there would be no comedy if Nia was a “Yes-Man” and agreed with everything Bill says. They are both good at not taking shit from each other and controlling themselves not to blow it out of proportion.

    • @GastedFlabber
      @GastedFlabber 3 года назад +4

      Thank. You.

    • @IzkAndrew
      @IzkAndrew 2 года назад +1

      I agree. Its just the double standard shit that's annoying. Mainly because it hits too close to home 💀 but, what i can say is, at least she doesn't start crying and try making him feel bad by saying she's a fuck up and not owning up to it. She just doesn't own up to it and laughs it off.

  • @muchwow5782
    @muchwow5782 6 лет назад +13

    In a sense i'm using theses podcast to learn how to be normal in a relationship when you start out as a psycho

  • @kristofarvay8425
    @kristofarvay8425 5 лет назад +14

    This has to be one of the best podcast segments ever that Bill has ever recorded. God Bless Old Freckles!

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 2 года назад +1

    This is hands down the funniest argument I've ever heard. Y'all are amazing.

  • @rad4life1
    @rad4life1 7 лет назад +5

    Nina, if he falls asleep during a show, it is fair game that you now posses the remote. Even after he wakes up, he forfeited his claim. Lmao

  • @joshgoolman3606
    @joshgoolman3606 3 года назад +8

    Stuff to listen to when you start to get lonely being single and miss your ex.

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 5 лет назад +35

    I understand Nia, no one wants to watch a series in 10 min increments

  • @Shigellosis
    @Shigellosis 3 года назад +3

    Bill's legitimacy and translucency never fails to impress me

  • @timothyeubanks32100
    @timothyeubanks32100 7 лет назад +34

    their communication is really good as a couple.

  • @hazardousjazzgasm129
    @hazardousjazzgasm129 5 лет назад +6

    God these 2 are adorable

  • @i.c.wiener252
    @i.c.wiener252 5 лет назад +8

    I strive to be in a relationship like this 😂

  • @zanzibar6508
    @zanzibar6508 5 лет назад +6

    Jesus christ they are perfect for each other

  • @Kitty39643
    @Kitty39643 5 лет назад +4

    Its funny hearing them talk like no one is around

  • @ethanbaker4168
    @ethanbaker4168 7 лет назад +3

    I honestly got really tense there for a second

    • @paulworkswellwithothers4091
      @paulworkswellwithothers4091 7 лет назад +2

      Oh man when Nia got all silent i was like "oh shit something's gonna happen" i instinctively turned the volume down. what happened was rather anticlimactic, but I'm happy they're actively working on their disagreements. also, the baby sounds are hella cute! fuck all these people saying that the marriage is going to shit. Theyre working on their problems together, and theyre funy as fuck when they let us listen in on it. I think Bill made a good choice here.

  • @adio.5189
    @adio.5189 7 лет назад +107

    Ol Billy battered husband. ha!

  • @skylertillett6290
    @skylertillett6290 4 года назад +9

    They're so cute together though

  • @Cipher_Zone
    @Cipher_Zone 5 лет назад +10

    Dude... I love these two.. 🤣 that’s the relationship I want... I salute you Bill!

  • @717deathmetal
    @717deathmetal 7 лет назад +13

    The love between these two is palpable

  • @masaksenja
    @masaksenja 4 года назад +8

    Ultimate relationship goals! I'm very much like Nia, just need to find a guy like Bill 😊

  • @gennyzelis2303
    @gennyzelis2303 3 года назад +3

    Awesome wonderfully entertaining podcast 👏. I love you guys together-so funny

  • @atraeu
    @atraeu 18 дней назад

    4:44 "That's what my agent told me.." Nia is underrated lol

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 2 года назад +1

    Even when they argue they're laughing. Relationship goals

  • @komickaze85
    @komickaze85 7 лет назад +5

    My mother did this to me once. She didn't erase my shows, but she wanted someone to watch the show 24 with her, and I'd tape it for her, and when we sat down and watch nearly every episode, she'd fall asleep. This was years ago, but I ended up HATING the show because I had to watch it like 3 times every episode. But now I don't watch much TV on the TV. Netflix and Hulu are far easier and accessible now. Better Call Saul!

  • @riffrocker7401
    @riffrocker7401 4 года назад +3

    Lol "...geez a dam didn't break!..."

  • @calebwatson5144
    @calebwatson5144 3 года назад +2

    These talks with bill and Nia are the best! :D

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 2 года назад +1

    “You have 2 incidents, despite your behavior!”😂

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 2 года назад +2

    "If you can make somebody laugh they're less likely to beat you up." -bill burr
    13:18

  • @user-jr8em4sg8s
    @user-jr8em4sg8s 4 года назад +8

    9:42
    “Racing my stuff I don’t appreciate it”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahlauren5643
    @sarahlauren5643 2 года назад +1

    "it's the color of water" 🤣🤣

  • @jojomojojones
    @jojomojojones 7 лет назад +288

    Nia can dish it out but sure can't take it.

    • @dibgee2641
      @dibgee2641 7 лет назад +75

      its called being a female

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 7 лет назад +21

      Seth A you sound like a lonely (sexually frustrated) dude

    • @sethe171
      @sethe171 7 лет назад +15

      JD Marshall I'm not lonely, I'm married. You sound like a young man that has no idea what's coming.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 7 лет назад +14

      Hahahaha jesus you're an edgelord - and you're married? God, I thought people grew out of that but I guess some people never hit puberty.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 7 лет назад +7

      Lmao I'm a girl, and also happily married, but that's besides the point. Why are you married if you hate women so much? Sad that someone else has so much power over you?

  • @bethwenner
    @bethwenner 7 лет назад +4

    They are the cutest couple in the world. It's ridiculous.

  • @nat21myria
    @nat21myria 4 года назад +4

    my husband and I have this same arguement about watching tv together as well. he gets mad bcuz I keep watching episodes without him. so I start watching other tv series so we can be on the same page with the series we are watching together.

  • @davdeandavdean1347
    @davdeandavdean1347 7 лет назад +32

    I love these two haha

  • @Imdarkmaster999
    @Imdarkmaster999 2 года назад +2

    I remember he talked about the time Nia punched him in the face in a special but he didn't mention why, I started to cry laughing when he mentioned it was because Nia was staring at Colin Farrel

  • @MrMultifunc
    @MrMultifunc 4 года назад +3

    6:50 Bill's inner De Niro comes out!

  • @davidclarkson3066
    @davidclarkson3066 4 года назад +1

    ‘Yes! Yes, in the face!!’ 🤣🤣

  • @TheDarkNikolai1
    @TheDarkNikolai1 7 лет назад

    This is fantastic

  • @randomuser5914
    @randomuser5914 4 года назад +9

    This is healthy bickering and it ends in laughing. No cursing, no name calling.

    • @rob6490
      @rob6490 3 года назад +2

      Just Nia confessing about hitting her spouse

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 года назад

      @@rob6490 nice

  • @aHondaaa
    @aHondaaa 7 лет назад +5

    Haha that's funny. I remember in 2nd Grade one of my teachers was like "I bet when you get older, you guys are gonna have mini CDs!" Well at first, I was thinking that they already do (Gamecube Discs), but also she was wrong

  • @vitruvian7875
    @vitruvian7875 2 года назад +1

    JESUS CHRIST A DAM DIDNT BREAK
    Shit killed me

  • @slobiden.2593
    @slobiden.2593 3 года назад +1

    0:35 the sweetest intro I’ve ever heard

  • @Cyclops0000
    @Cyclops0000 2 года назад +1

    Two things that are obvious to anyone that is alive today and are perfectly demonstrated in this clip:
    1) Women hate doing anything that remotely resembles DIY or house maintenance.
    2) Boomer men hate learning anything new about technology.

  • @peterpratsch7223
    @peterpratsch7223 4 года назад +5

    Whoa look out everybody, my wife’s going rouge with the dvr. Hilarious Bill, fawkin homerun.

  • @chrisnutley5747
    @chrisnutley5747 6 лет назад +2

    "You take chances my friend".....Bill needed a little movie reference

  • @jacobmcmahan109
    @jacobmcmahan109 6 лет назад +8

    Damnit Bill. Your list of Red flag words that piss the very lovely Nia off are getting longer and longer every year!

  • @humanmold
    @humanmold 7 лет назад +4

    listening to Nia in the backround before she got on,she's starting to sound like bill with her tone etc lol.

  • @matthewgriffin7857
    @matthewgriffin7857 6 лет назад +4

    Bill and Nia on the RMS Titanic

  • @JuanShanzerelli
    @JuanShanzerelli 5 лет назад +1

    Good session

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 5 лет назад +1

    couple goals