hahahahahhaha "That`s cause they`re so fucking macho, they probably tried to fight the thing." Well greetings from Croatia :* You have an audience here also
I lived in Greece and sharks are extremely rare (especially in my area), but when I reach that point where the water forms a cascade that drops instantly into blind darkness. I fear somethings just going to swim out of there head first, with me just catching the silhouette before I'm as good as bait
Nia: "Nobody cares about you listing off a list of sharks in the Mediterranean" Me: *Googling a list of sharks in the Mediterranean because apparently no one is interested...*
...To be true Croatian man,one must dive into the great Adriatic sea and fight a great white shark while singing the national anthem,for that is the way of our people....
I went to Malta, years back, and they were selling pictures of the biggest White Shark caught in the area. Needless to say, the thing was fucking enormous. I didn't go swimming.
Bill should come to Croatia :O , i know a guy who went in Amsterdam for his show from Croatia, I was even thinking about it but it was expensive trip as fuck
Turns out there was more than Germany Japan and Italy fighting on that side but the other countries keep very quiet about it and hope nobody mentions them.
Ah, so where were they? Capri, Sardinia or further south? Salento, Naples somewhere that area. I can just imagine Bill's house after this holiday. It'll be full of lemon patterned played hanging on the walls. Muhahah
Never been bitten by a shark in European waters but I did have a lift try and savage me here in the UK. It was a Swiss made Schindler lift which is weird because I thought Switzerland was neutral.
People swim all across the coastlines, and jump from boats in open water. The 1 person per 1,5 years is going to be one of them. (I'm talking to myself here, i swim in the sea all paranoid too)
I would love to be a one in a million who is eaten by a shark, but I can't swim and I hate to suffocate to death and have germophobia and hate to be on a crawded beach, so that shark opportunity is lost for me.
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lol nia in the back "pppuusssyyyy"
"there are gay people and they dive sometimes" LOL
"There's gay people and they dive sometimes" has to be one of my all-time favorite out of context Bill quotes.
That Elevator tangent had me dying lol.
Untz it is too late.
I once got my arm caught in an elevator door and havent trusted them since
Anytime he does a European accent i know i’m about to piss my pants laughing
4:29 I laughed for minutes at Nia. Minutes
Brody Wise 😂
You two are a whole mood! Together you’re hilarious!
Bill can never stay on topic. He goes from sharks, then to the olympics, then to gay swimmers, and then to fascism.
IDK, makes sense to me, the Nazi's hosted the Olympics and Sharks are natural predators who prey on the general public, so do Nazi's.
@@ETAlnes nice
Adhd probably?
😂 "i must break you"
hahah I'm from Croatia and that russian accent sound nothing like us haha
Nia: "What are you talking about?"
Exactly!
"whats he gotta do blow a guy on the platform" lmaoo
"Wooo sexy mother fucka" LMAO 4:18
As an italian it's cute to hear Bill and Nia appreciating the Amalfi's coast. Total tourist trap🤣 but it is wonderful
11:13 Nia's greatest comment of all time.
@Operation Agatha Fuck your own face Operation Agatha.
@@upcoming3341 pretty sure they were being sarcastic but ok
Operation Agatha
If you like Bill show some fucking respect to his wife.
Douche bag
nah she is a moron, people listen to this shit cuz of Bill's mad but sometimes insightful ramblings, not because of that boring bitch
@@egeerdem8272
Nia is the only guest I like.
11:36 *Ged oudda de waada*
hahahahahhaha "That`s cause they`re so fucking macho, they probably tried to fight the thing."
Well greetings from Croatia :* You have an audience here also
"Whad does he gotta blow a guy on the platform !!"
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Nia's..girlfriend ...wooooooo
Hahahahaha. She was pervin !!
ayo Nia I love when Bill lists sharks
Shark : i must eat human!
The West: swim for your life!
Eastern Europe : i must break you!
as an eastern european I approve this comment
It’s hard working out 🏋️♀️ while listening to Bill’s podcasts 😂
Just don’t bench press while Freckles is on.
@@wingman-1977 😂
I lived in Greece and sharks are extremely rare (especially in my area), but when I reach that point where the water forms a cascade that drops instantly into blind darkness. I fear somethings just going to swim out of there head first, with me just catching the silhouette before I'm as good as bait
Get those flippers and go fast
As soon as they started talking i was hoping they would say which sharks were there so yes i actually did enjoy the list of sharks
Nia: "Nobody cares about you listing off a list of sharks in the Mediterranean"
Me: *Googling a list of sharks in the Mediterranean because apparently no one is interested...*
Croatian here and I never thought about sharks when swimming ever. We don't really get those anywhere near most places. Also Dolph Lundgren? Lol😂
Nia, Can you zip up your luggage again...Bill shhhh
Friend don't go down this comment section, it's depressing.
Best advice I've seen this morning.
I'll listen to Bill and Nia before Ethan and Hila
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“Little twizlers in the air” lol
Aaah you're in the Amalfi Coast. I've been there and swam in the ocean and sharks didn't even cross my mind. The again I'm from Australia
Tafro! New classic!
Nature boy Rick flair wooooooo!
Nia was right lol the shark listing was kinda boring
Couldn’t disagree more. That was the most interesting part.
I found it informative
Zipper/ packing noises made me angry but Bill is funny enough I got over it
...To be true Croatian man,one must dive into the great Adriatic sea and fight a great white shark while singing the national anthem,for that is the way of our people....
Trace laychay cake LMAO
I grew up in Croatia and yea they can be pretty tough!
The sea is the ocean
Ok I've watched bill burr for years now. How did I only find out about how podcast? This is fucking hilarious.. Wtf haha
Dominican LMFAOOOOOO
I went to Malta, years back, and they were selling pictures of the biggest White Shark caught in the area. Needless to say, the thing was fucking enormous. I didn't go swimming.
Bill should come to Croatia :O , i know a guy who went in Amsterdam for his show from Croatia, I was even thinking about it but it was expensive trip as fuck
I've been listening to you for many years I think you really do care for people like us the no names lol
Just getting heckled in ur own house must be tough.
Turns out there was more than Germany Japan and Italy fighting on that side but the other countries keep very quiet about it and hope nobody mentions them.
The diver was alex bauman
I've got the sharky phobia too, but bill, white sharks attack for below as well
9:25
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Sounds like you might have thalassophobia, welcome to the club!
How to survive a start attack?
Stay on the land
Never have truer words been spoken.
Ah, so where were they? Capri, Sardinia or further south? Salento, Naples somewhere that area. I can just imagine Bill's house after this holiday. It'll be full of lemon patterned played hanging on the walls. Muhahah
I Think the sea 2 shining sea was a American patriotic song in a 4st grade sing along
Never been bitten by a shark in European waters but I did have a lift try and savage me here in the UK. It was a Swiss made Schindler lift which is weird because I thought Switzerland was neutral.
Ah, yes, the harrowing "Schindler's Lift". You'll cry, you'll be moved - vertically! ;)
0:44 did bill say menstruating sea??? LOL
No...?
People swim all across the coastlines, and jump from boats in open water. The 1 person per 1,5 years is going to be one of them. (I'm talking to myself here, i swim in the sea all paranoid too)
I like how Bill turns the argument around and upsidown. Fascist! Ha
Lol it’s the Mediterranean Ocean not the Mediterranean Sea. So much for his theory 😂 😂
Edit: I’m a moron
😬Noooo screaming. Owwwww!🙉
Bill, idk why you seemed so tilted by Hammerheads. Their mouths can't position properly to grab on, or hurt you in a deep way.
I would love to be a one in a million who is eaten by a shark, but I can't swim and I hate to suffocate to death and have germophobia and hate to be on a crawded beach, so that shark opportunity is lost for me.
Nia is a undercover freak.lol.bill, am I wrong.
But Dolph Lundgren is swedish
Is he?
Suns out clams out. Actually I’d rather listen to Bill
I'm pretty sure that there are no sharks in the Mediterranean sea... Italian here
Bill full on has Thalassophobia.
turn the reverb down (til ya can barely notice at all), too much frickin reverb ya connect the dots - skinned bleepin bleeper
How old is Nia?
Derrick Hart 10 years younger than him
She's like 40/41 and has been with Bill since she was 25.
No sharks here in Croatia wtf? Yeah there is every like 10 years.
Did he just call English people tough?
I mean, they used to be at some point in history.
I love how gullible woman are. Parrot what's said like the wind was their friend ;) you lucky red head, she loves ya though !
hey nia, sharks are interesting. you aren't
I love bill but it was deffo boring
And on another segment of "things Nia knows nothing about but still has to give her opinion on because she's a woman"...
What are you talking a about? That's literally Bill twice a week.
Hahaha!
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Bill knows a lot about plenty of subjects, and him talking about them on the MMPC is just transcribing them for the simple folk.
i think its funny with them too,
Nia just isn't very funny
Nia thinks everyone wants to her her voice as much as she does
Nia ruins everything