Thats almost as bad as the time my ex gf ate shit on an ATV and was pretty banged up. All I did was pat her head and told her it was ok while she was sitting there crying and holding her leg in pain.
I read this exactly as it came on the audio. I read the first line and was like 'wtf did that say?' so I went to start the line over and she stared saying it lol
He's talked about his tough love upbringing before. Off the top of my head: - Mother shattered a brush on his back when he kicked his brother (in the stomach, not the face like he was accused of). - Parents waved away an ambulance after he got hit by a car while bike riding - Father calmly threw a glass of milk in his brother's face when he complained about dinner - His brothers would say "Dad's home!" in an intimidated voice when the father came home
A Kim It was actually a friends father who threw the glass of milk at one of his friends after the kid told his mom he hated her, he said it was his dad for the sake of a bit he was doing on stage, but he confirmed on the podcast that it wasn’t his dad.
This was every New England Irish-Catholic kid's childhood. Pretty much every Italian, French, French-Canadian, or Portuguese kid's childhood too - but they all had better food.
I think Bill is one of the few real dudes left still clinging on to old school thought and being a real dude. He says shit out of honesty all the time, offensive or not and she is a feminist and all that horse shit but he calls her out on it. I think that's why they get along so good.
i love how he’s defending the fact he’s saying big tears big tears by saying that they were huge and not the fact that thats one of the weirdest thing to say to someome who just thumped their head
My grandma was an old Haitian nurse and she NEVER took us to the hospital. One time I was feeding the dogs and I had a bad habit of being barefoot outside, and I hit my foot on a garden hoe and my pinky toe was basically dangling from one side and she stitched it up right there at the table. 😂 All she said was dont tell your mom.
I don't really get why people hate Nia so much. She seems to have a great sense of humour and you can tell they're happy together. Besides, feminism isn't evil: it's just that feminazis make it look that way.
@@missuncongenial1843 You say that shit...on a video where a WHITE MAN is dying laughing, praising, loving, and flirting, and teasing his BLACK wife. How fucking bitter and racist is your dumb ass, do you not see the irony?
I want to have a relationship like this where I'm laughing with a lady. This is hilarious, I wonder how Nia and Bill met because these two are great together.
I tried sharing this with people and I was still crying laughing and when they didn't get it I felt devastated! So fuckin funny!!! Womped me on the noggin! Love love love
OMG. This reminds me of my late father. Growing up, whenever I hurt myself and would go to him crying he would hold back laughter and tell me "Bet you can't do it again?" My answer would always be "Daddy, why would I want to?" And it would just make me cry more and go find my mom. Oh, the memories. Too funny.
This bit is absolutely hilarious! In defense of Bill, I understand the point about giving water to someone after crying because it helps to prevent dehydration.
Big tears big tears
I swear. That's gotta become a meme.
Thats almost as bad as the time my ex gf ate shit on an ATV and was pretty banged up. All I did was pat her head and told her it was ok while she was sitting there crying and holding her leg in pain.
Neal Morgan easily his best clip
this entire thing should be in F is for family season 3
Billy boys version of 'there there'. 😂😂😂😂
Ole Billy Big Tears
I gotta write him a letter just to remind him of this.
😂😂😂
I wish that would stick... 💯☠🤣😭😭
"was it you that fell out of the tree?"
"No i got hit by a car"
lmfao
Dildo Swaggins that is a legit trump card.
9:55
I read this exactly as it came on the audio. I read the first line and was like 'wtf did that say?' so I went to start the line over and she stared saying it lol
All of a sudden we got an insight into Bill's traumatized childhood.
He's talked about his tough love upbringing before. Off the top of my head:
- Mother shattered a brush on his back when he kicked his brother (in the stomach, not the face like he was accused of).
- Parents waved away an ambulance after he got hit by a car while bike riding
- Father calmly threw a glass of milk in his brother's face when he complained about dinner
- His brothers would say "Dad's home!" in an intimidated voice when the father came home
A Kim It was actually a friends father who threw the glass of milk at one of his friends after the kid told his mom he hated her, he said it was his dad for the sake of a bit he was doing on stage, but he confirmed on the podcast that it wasn’t his dad.
This was every New England Irish-Catholic kid's childhood. Pretty much every Italian, French, French-Canadian, or Portuguese kid's childhood too - but they all had better food.
Idk. Sounds a lot like my parents. “Walk it off” was my dads go to lol.
@@cisium1184 I am a filipino catholic and my parents treated me like that as a child, that and also while being an asian parents.
That's how Bill's gonna try comforting the new baby. "Big tears! Big tears!"
Nia's explanation had me rolling! So funny... 'Big tears... Big tears...' Omg... 'Do you want some water?'
I love how Nia responded when Bill asked to be on the podcast. "Ok".
"Big tears, Big tears"
"THEY WERE HUGE!"
"Crying was a sign of weakness were I came from."
-Bills entire beeing in one sentence.🤣
Nia always sounds charming, even when you're giving her a hard time. Ya did good finding that one Billy boy.
What? Didn't you pick up on the part where she was being neurotic and needy?
To bad she falls for SJW/feminism bullshit.
Too much hate in the world
Yeah Nia sounds like a sweetheart. Love them both together.
I'm not usually a sappy guy but they are cute together
"Ric Flair wouldn't have done it that hard to sell a move." I'm dying over here. Haha
Dude, I can imagine her getting up and then doing the classic Flair flop.
"Your fuckin' slippers are loud."
That's a good woman... she apologized for her loud slippers after banging her head trying to plug in bills computer.... that's a grade A TROOPER lol
I think Bill is one of the few real dudes left still clinging on to old school thought and being a real dude. He says shit out of honesty all the time, offensive or not and she is a feminist and all that horse shit but he calls her out on it. I think that's why they get along so good.
Am I the only one who thinks this story is adorable? Big tough guy Bill Burr panicking because Nia is crying lmao
Yes, you're the only one 🙄
@@HelgeStrichen i think its pretty adorable imho
softies
The man loves his woman
Did you ever reply to a comment before looking at the date it was posted?🤦♂️
The 'big tears big tears' shit killed me lmao I can only hope to find someone with chemistry and realness as these two
"Crying was a sign of weakness where I come from, you manned the fuck up"
right there
Bill=Husband of the year
I am literally crying from laughter oh my god
Big tears big tears
Me too. Nia's retelling of the story is hilarious
"Whopped me on the noggin"
that just made my day
She was whiting it up so Bill could understand what happened 😅
You two are hilarious together. LOL!
i love how he’s defending the fact he’s saying big tears big tears by saying that they were huge and not the fact that thats one of the weirdest thing to say to someome who just thumped their head
😂
😂😂😂
im sick of hearing about your rockwellian childhood 😂😂😂 omg Nia is truly his soulmate and true match
I see why billy chose this gal. What a great sense of humour
Big Tears, Big Tears...
They were HUGE!
My grandma was an old Haitian nurse and she NEVER took us to the hospital. One time I was feeding the dogs and I had a bad habit of being barefoot outside, and I hit my foot on a garden hoe and my pinky toe was basically dangling from one side and she stitched it up right there at the table. 😂 All she said was dont tell your mom.
I don't really get why people hate Nia so much. She seems to have a great sense of humour and you can tell they're happy together. Besides, feminism isn't evil: it's just that feminazis make it look that way.
Ramone Cricket I'm with you.... She seems to me to be a legend....
Who hates nia?
Nobody hates lovely Nia
Feminism is not evil...yeah bullcrap.
100% of videos with Nia (and about 80% of Bill's woman-videos) have a flood of MGTOW people who hate Nia
6:10 greatest moment ever is when Nia calls him a jackass. That is true love. Plus, I love both of their accents. Makes me so happy
Big tears holy shit
Ive been at funerals and seen people cry less..LMFAO.
Miss Uncongenial why do ya have to be blatantly racist, come on man
Miss Uncongenial ummm according to who?
@@missuncongenial1843 You say that shit...on a video where a WHITE MAN is dying laughing, praising, loving, and flirting, and teasing his BLACK wife.
How fucking bitter and racist is your dumb ass, do you not see the irony?
Hows that racist
@@missuncongenial1843 that’s the biggest lie EVER lmao
I was crying laughing at the “big tears, big tears.”
Nia is epic in this lmao
Goals...just relationship goals right here 😂😂
No more "she hit her head right on the corner of it"
hahahahahahhahahaha
Yesss!!
LMFAO NO MORE!
Luis Lara she slipped on am afghan
Lou JNT “and she slipped on a napkin”
Nia makes me laugh so goddamn hard...you two are definitely a match...LOL
"I'd like your sunglasses to not be so big" DONE lmao
I have never heard a story of someone hitting their head that is this funny.
One ply toilet paper .... Big Tears Big Tears....scraping my face. OMG. Tap water. Stammering jackass! Perfect.
omg Nia has the best laugh ever omg
i am sitting here by myself fukin laughing outloud
"dont ever do that again nia"
"Big tears, big tears" sounds like a pep talk honestly
Nia: he was doing the U shape from one eye to the other using my chin as a go between " Bill : It wasn't that bad: lmaooo
The "big tears" part was soo cute
This is like when Nia caught him watching porn in the bed. He's embarrassed. Understandable but funny af.
Which podcast was that
ruclips.net/video/dMp4OvDgwrE/видео.html
It was fucking IMDB!
He was only looking at a Laydee!
Nah completely different. Nia was in the wrong here. She shouldn't have hit her head in the 1st place. She cried like a toddler.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING” hahahaha
This is absolutely hilarious
The healthiest relationship I’ve ever heard in my life. Good for you two.
My wife and I now say “big tears” when our daughter cries 😂
I want to have a relationship like this where I'm laughing with a lady. This is hilarious, I wonder how Nia and Bill met because these two are great together.
They do a bit on the podcast when they talk about how they met.
@@GRAFFDEMON spill the beans bruh! Or post link
@@tamie341 ruclips.net/video/wDZ3frfDFWo/видео.html
@@tamie341 here ya go
ruclips.net/video/wDZ3frfDFWo/видео.html
Extra link if other ever disappears: ruclips.net/video/AurnuJcLVlk/видео.html
@@PonyBoy1776 Spence u da real MVP bruh
Perfect relationship is when a couple can call out each other hilariously
Awwww! He just wanted Nia to feel better. Bill is not exactly a comforter but he loves Nia.
You ask toddlers if they want water because it takes their mind off of the pain 😂
Nia is great and they sound like they really are made for each other
"You got slapped in the face and handed a bud light" hahahaha omg
The "U" Shape
Bills like a robot trying to learn how to interpret emotions.
hahahaha, my parents gave me water when was hurt as well; also, this was one of the funniest podcast moments ever!
*"No batter! No batter!"*
*"BIG tears! BIG tears!"*
lol my dad just said stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about and if I stopped I got a sprite
and thats why his name is Farts McCool.. Sponsored by Sprite and harsh parenting
@@ExploitMage lmaoooo
Lord ShitBird True
Mine too.
When she said he was scraping her face with toilet paper, I was rolling
Big tears Big tears 😂😂
Nia laughing was fucking hilarious
"womped me on the noggin'"😂😂😂
Five years old now and my girlfriend and I still reference this..
“Big tears, big tears!”
This made me laugh so hard😂 Did it never occur to either of them to get an ice pack?
"if she dies, she dies"
This should have a billion views
"What else was I supposed to do!"
The answer every man would give. I love Bill and Nia.
When bill asked Nia to join him in the podcast , she sounded like a kid who just finished crying and said okay I will 😂😂😂😂
"If I hit my head and started crying like a little b- ...girl" lol fuckin A bill
My laugh was at maximum capacity to the point where I couldnt let out enough laugh to equate to how I felt. That was absolutely perfect
Ugh I need to find a love like theirs
Nia is hilarious at times 😂 big tears is one of the best moment on the podcast haha
my favorite moment of any Monday morning podcast ever
6:48 "Crying was a sign of weakness where I come from"
I laughed myself til I cried. LMAO
Nia is special.
Ol' Billy Big Tears
I was running on the treadmill listening to this. I started cramping up from laughing at this so much
Nia just cracked me up!!!
Nia these were the biggest tears of my life. OF MY LIFE!
"Hey Nia you wanna get in on this story of you hitting your head? I'm setting it up!"
"....ok"
"So she hits her fuckin' head, right?"
This was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I was laughing out loud in a public area!
This is one of my favorite stories! My parents gave me water too
"Ric Flair wouldn't even do it that hard to sell a move"
WOOOooooOoooOooo
Nia: Bill, you’re childhood was not that tough. You fell out of a tree and your parents told you to toughen up.
Bill: No, I got hit by a car.
I tried sharing this with people and I was still crying laughing and when they didn't get it I felt devastated! So fuckin funny!!! Womped me on the noggin! Love love love
I really love these two together. In all honesty, I’d have the exact same reaction as he did 😂
Funny!
When he’s like “I got hit by a car” 💀💀💀 tf 😂😂😂
The water is actually a good idea if somebody is crying that much. You don't wanna get a dehydration headache on top of everything else.
OMG. This reminds me of my late father. Growing up, whenever I hurt myself and would go to him crying he would hold back laughter and tell me "Bet you can't do it again?" My answer would always be "Daddy, why would I want to?" And it would just make me cry more and go find my mom. Oh, the memories. Too funny.
I havent laughed this hard in a minute. The second it started I was laughing
The greatest couple EVER!
I can relate so much to when he says when an adult stubs there toe and you blame your whole family lmao I’ve done that
My life goal is to have a relationship like Bill and Nia
4:57 *boom *waaahh that freakin killed me. Im dyin laughin 🤣🤣
I hope she went to get that checked out. Concusion/cracked skull/internal bleeding/etc could've occurred. Sounded funny when retold though.
Helpful.
Wow Bill is such a modern man with his "big tears, big tears" line.
previous generation just went "oh boy"
"Big tears, big tears" LMAO! What a fucking legend
This bit is absolutely hilarious! In defense of Bill, I understand the point about giving water to someone after crying because it helps to prevent dehydration.
Bill got hit by a car ... and a twisted genius was born
*BIG TEARS BIG TEARS 🤣*
Cuteness overload🥰🥰🥰