Bill Burr & Nia - Bill And Nia Argue Over A Protein Bar

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2018
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  • @tjpryor4052
    @tjpryor4052 6 лет назад +2311

    "I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." Lmao

    • @abdulmohsen
      @abdulmohsen 5 лет назад +13

      i dont understand this joke, pls eggsplain

    • @TreAtsY88
      @TreAtsY88 5 лет назад +16

      ​@Illmatic 1 so does 'flip out' is more used amongst one group of people and 'pop off' with another? I thought they have different meanings. thanks in advanced!

    • @likepie321
      @likepie321 5 лет назад +63

      @@TreAtsY88 Yes white people use flip out and is apart of General American English mostly spoken by white people Pop Off is apart of AAVE or African American Vernacular English and is generally spoken by black people.

    • @TreAtsY88
      @TreAtsY88 5 лет назад +15

      @@likepie321 thanks for the explanation

    • @blueberrymcphuckerson9821
      @blueberrymcphuckerson9821 4 года назад +10

      @Illmatic 1 Bro, going by his name he might be from a place outside of America... It's entirely possible and very likely he doesn't know the subtleties of various sub-cultures in America. Chill.

  • @blammod664
    @blammod664 6 лет назад +1452

    Nia's impression was incredible.

    • @DASRH
      @DASRH 6 лет назад +44

      Blammo D FUCKIN!

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 6 лет назад +67

      FACKIN

    • @jaydaniels6172
      @jaydaniels6172 6 лет назад +98

      'Bustin my ass' he does say that a lot lol

    • @lobitopr
      @lobitopr 5 лет назад +35

      I know! I was like WTF is talking right now?! Lol.

    • @LilCharlie9488
      @LilCharlie9488 4 года назад +18

      ....FUCKINNNNN.....

  • @kiddisley5890
    @kiddisley5890 4 года назад +254

    I find it really precious how bill will keep trying to make nia laugh if she doesn't laugh at one of his jokes. He tries harder and harder till she laughs its cute as hell.

  • @iamborat100
    @iamborat100 6 лет назад +803

    This was the best Nia/Bill segment since "Nia hits her head" which is up there with "Nia mad at Bill for looking at a laaaaaaaydeeee".

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 6 лет назад +41

      The "Women inventors" clip was also funny...sometimes they bounce off each other so well

    • @TheAnkie0808
      @TheAnkie0808 6 лет назад +15

      hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD
      "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

    • @timrenner9864
      @timrenner9864 6 лет назад +12

      not checking out is still the best so god damn funny

    • @hj3363
      @hj3363 6 лет назад +7

      Cheers to you lot, gonna search for all these .

    • @russotv9867
      @russotv9867 5 лет назад +6

      Just commented on this so I can reference back and watch all these vids lol

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 6 лет назад +1245

    These arguments are healthy imo, usually the average person surrenders their will and quietly builds up malice lol

    • @alejandrobonfil2818
      @alejandrobonfil2818 6 лет назад +35

      a crusty krab yeah ngl
      I have done this a couple of times with my wife and it makes arguing better. It makes you think about both sides

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 5 лет назад +64

      Agreed. When it ends in laughs it's much healthier.

    • @kingchris7782
      @kingchris7782 5 лет назад +1

      Facts

    • @HPSFRoadrunner
      @HPSFRoadrunner 5 лет назад +35

      I want a love like Bill and Nia.

    • @aramwatters
      @aramwatters 5 лет назад

      DUDE! fucking brilliantly said

  • @philiplewis1989
    @philiplewis1989 5 лет назад +259

    "I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." I couldn't stop laughing. . .

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 4 года назад +49

    "Ffffaahhhkinnn"
    I think Nia's impersonation of Bill is spot on

  • @felicitymissfels2536
    @felicitymissfels2536 5 лет назад +152

    " first of all, I don't pop off, I'm white, I flip out" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @subwayjrod1
    @subwayjrod1 6 лет назад +677

    I am punching the bed laughing so hard. I love when she’s on the show

    • @dominic667
      @dominic667 5 лет назад +19

      Poor bed

    • @svetamakoveeva318
      @svetamakoveeva318 5 лет назад +16

      I love the way bill talks to her lol

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 лет назад +11

      Suckmyballz Gameplays hey man...

    • @alexmini123
      @alexmini123 5 лет назад +40

      @SlayerPayback lol, umm, so is bill you fucknut.

    • @BlakeTimmonsArt
      @BlakeTimmonsArt 5 лет назад +4

      Your relationship with your bed sounds unhealthy

  • @Ciciulins
    @Ciciulins 6 лет назад +467

    They're lucky to have each other

    • @h2bizzle
      @h2bizzle 4 года назад +12

      As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh too. 😂 I love these two

  • @JasonLovesLife
    @JasonLovesLife 5 лет назад +105

    Holy shit, Nia’s impression was spot on.

  • @rochewijnaar5374
    @rochewijnaar5374 4 года назад +26

    nia's giggle smile sound is so cute

  • @merrychristmas1022
    @merrychristmas1022 6 лет назад +102

    they seem genuinely happy. good for them.

  • @TheFashionWHT
    @TheFashionWHT 6 лет назад +67

    Omg Nia get this man his energy bars, he's getting hangry 😂😂😂

  • @sethnewlin510
    @sethnewlin510 4 года назад +33

    I love how Bill and Nia are constantly fighting about something, yet they almost always end up laughing about it. They’re perfect for one another

  • @redv.402
    @redv.402 4 года назад +19

    he complains and complains but there's so much love in his voice lmaooo

  • @CieloDesign
    @CieloDesign 6 лет назад +171

    hahaha one of the funniest Bill & Nia conversations right up there with women inventors...

    • @TheAnkie0808
      @TheAnkie0808 6 лет назад +9

      hey the "Sandwich", "Dancing wedding", "Amazon and Uber" also hilarious! XD
      "Advice: Girlfriend's Breath Stinks" also on my list LOL

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 года назад +4

      And big tears! Big tears!

  • @MarquisVonMonster
    @MarquisVonMonster 6 лет назад +74

    I was listening to this and had to stop it. I was laughing so hard at Nia impersonating Bill I was just walking in a circle getting nothing done.

    • @ryukaganzeroful
      @ryukaganzeroful Год назад

      "AND I CANT EVEN HAVE A FUCKIN PROTEIN BAR!!!!"

  • @jmdrummond
    @jmdrummond 5 лет назад +59

    “PUT the empty box on your head when youre done and walk around like the queen that you are.” I was giggling to myself for a good long while over that line.

  • @jellyfishsii
    @jellyfishsii 6 лет назад +129

    Bill and Nia's dynamic makes me smile every time. Perfect couple

  • @carliettosantoro4814
    @carliettosantoro4814 5 лет назад +27

    You can just feel the chemistry between the two

  • @rubykrussg
    @rubykrussg 4 года назад +18

    I love their "fights" how honest they are, and direct. No bullshit. No fear.
    And so much laughter!

  • @DASRH
    @DASRH 6 лет назад +316

    They are the best couple.

  • @eveeve8254
    @eveeve8254 4 года назад +44

    I love how Bill went "ok white people from Massachusetts sound like they're always angry" and the moment Nia said "yea" he went "oh so its ok to blame race now??". Went right in.

  • @fj2204
    @fj2204 5 лет назад +15

    "I just dont understand, like the way you say no so easily to me.. -"no!"😂😂

  • @PiazzaGurl
    @PiazzaGurl 4 года назад +13

    Classic line, "first of all I don't pop off, I'm white... I flip out". Lmao.
    I love Nia's impression of him.

  • @DefendYoungstown
    @DefendYoungstown 4 года назад +18

    "I'm, ehhh, bustin' mah ass on tha road every weekend so we can afford this fawkin' house..." I almost pissed myself right there!

  • @darryl2542
    @darryl2542 5 лет назад +56

    "And it's just like....."
    "You don't have a point right now. I just saw that."
    "I don't. Searching for words...."

  • @Likeitornot91
    @Likeitornot91 6 лет назад +37

    That impression of Bill was fuckin spot on

  • @JunaWaAmin
    @JunaWaAmin 4 года назад +24

    5:45 She killed him! Hahahaha!!!!

  • @Subject__
    @Subject__ 5 лет назад +204

    "rather then insulting eachother-"
    "I WANA SAYYYYY"
    "rather then insulting each other"
    ".. YUUUU"
    "Nia god damit this is my podcast.. ill take your purple sock off RIGHT *NOW* "
    i cant breath 😂😂😂

  • @eastsidepayne
    @eastsidepayne 5 лет назад +25

    “You and I got into itttttt”😂 that was pretty good too billy boy

    • @flyaway9086
      @flyaway9086 5 лет назад +3

      I think that's from "you and I must make a pact" by Jackson 5. The song is called "I'll be there".

    • @eastsidepayne
      @eastsidepayne 5 лет назад +1

      fly away yes it is lol

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 5 лет назад +86

    This is healthy couple interaction. Bill and Nia have a good thing going.

  • @Subject__
    @Subject__ 5 лет назад +131

    "AS YOUR WIFE"
    " define a wife "
    ".. wha whaadoumean?"
    HAHAHHA

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson 5 лет назад +55

    I couldn't have described what eating a protein bar is like better than Bill did here. "Imagine chocolate-covered sand." is absolutely spot-on.

  • @Wimplo86
    @Wimplo86 4 года назад +149

    *Normal couples fight*
    Me: “Well now it’s awkward...”
    *Bill and Nia fight*
    Me: “This is the greatest thing ever!”

  • @heminator89
    @heminator89 6 лет назад +46

    Those "faaccking" are killing me! 😂

  • @andrewkim7192
    @andrewkim7192 6 лет назад +20

    They’re such a fun couple. Very good for each other

  • @oliveiraluis3540
    @oliveiraluis3540 5 лет назад +52

    Bill bro, I have to admit. Her giggle does something to me.

    • @ryanplaysmc323
      @ryanplaysmc323 4 года назад +11

      Oliveira Luis what like get you hard wtf?!?!?

    • @peraelawey
      @peraelawey 3 года назад +1

      Her voice/accent tho??? damn

  • @Bubbertan
    @Bubbertan 4 года назад +14

    Nia's impression is spot on hahaha

  • @pavlovsworld9122
    @pavlovsworld9122 4 года назад +13

    That has to be the best window into a great relationship

  • @danielosorio9365
    @danielosorio9365 3 года назад +6

    They're fucking adorable.

  • @brodhax6148
    @brodhax6148 5 лет назад +77

    "I don't pop off. I'm white, I flip out." thats funnier than most comedians entire acts. Bill really is blessed with comedic talent.

  • @dicekey9851
    @dicekey9851 3 года назад +5

    6:40 "Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it goes..."
    Michael Scott

  • @MalloriDan
    @MalloriDan 4 года назад +9

    I love how they don’t agree a lot and argue but still laugh at each other, it’s beautiful, and normal!

  • @geordangundelfinger8922
    @geordangundelfinger8922 4 года назад +20

    "Fuckiiiiin'"
    I died laughing.

  • @RobertMichael
    @RobertMichael 4 года назад +20

    “Flapping my freckles arms” for whatever reason killed me. The alliteration

  • @lorenzotosiart
    @lorenzotosiart 5 лет назад +6

    NIA NAILED HIS VOICE so good ahahahahahahahahah I had to rewind to check if it wasn t actuslly him xD

  • @mranderson9813
    @mranderson9813 6 лет назад +20

    Burrs such a lucky man haha

  • @georgemartinez178
    @georgemartinez178 4 года назад +7

    I honestly thought Bill was going off and then I realized it was nia doing an impersonation. That was good lmao

  • @lex_rodriguez
    @lex_rodriguez 3 года назад +8

    She's seriously the only guest I genuinely love on the podcast. Nia is the best lol

  • @callowayjoe
    @callowayjoe 6 лет назад +30

    “Look at me!”

  • @BobbyFlips
    @BobbyFlips 6 лет назад +10

    They have the GOAT banter sessions lmao

  • @googlefearsaltmedia218
    @googlefearsaltmedia218 6 лет назад +256

    Women... what's mine is mine and whats yours is ours.

  • @vincentviola3629
    @vincentviola3629 6 лет назад +15

    Relationship goals 😅😅👌👌

  • @vincemarquez2142
    @vincemarquez2142 5 лет назад +13

    This is so wholesome. Haha

  • @edubbya
    @edubbya 6 лет назад +18

    This better be a bit for, f is for family. Hilarious.

  • @JohnnyC403POW
    @JohnnyC403POW 6 лет назад +17

    You guys should do impressions of eachother more haha

  • @RyanJCreations
    @RyanJCreations 5 лет назад +9

    They’re cute asf i love them🤣🤣💀

  • @GrahamWillson-be1fi
    @GrahamWillson-be1fi 3 года назад +1

    Every time Nia is on the podcast its fucking hysterical. Its honestly the best part.

  • @bigjjohnson21
    @bigjjohnson21 4 года назад +3

    Yea you can have the empty box when your done put it on your head and walk around like the queen that you are.. that was gold

  • @1967wonp
    @1967wonp 5 лет назад +3

    Lol. Best one yet. I'm on floor laughing my arse off. Nia is a keeper dude.

  • @h2bizzle
    @h2bizzle 4 года назад +12

    As if Bill wasn’t hilarious already, Nia is hilarious too- when they’re together... a riot!! Thank goodness she has a wonderful laugh. 😂 I love these two

  • @thinBillyBoy
    @thinBillyBoy 5 лет назад +43

    When they did the expressions I really couldn't tell who was who.

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 5 лет назад +143

    I'm in a relationship where my girlfriend stonewalls or just apologizes and walk away. Do you know how badly I want an argument?

    • @Bartek9391
      @Bartek9391 5 лет назад +11

      Got the same sit bro. But imagine having that type of arguments... All the time... For real! Nah, I love my girl and her quiet, lovely and sweet behavior ;)

    • @ElmoZaPimp
      @ElmoZaPimp 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah I hate when they just shut down

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 5 лет назад +10

      That's just because you wanna corner her with logic and (illegal) evidence.

    • @loristnorton3723
      @loristnorton3723 5 лет назад +7

      Those are dangerous women. Women who quickly folds and stonewalls are either pure light, arch angelic almost or pure dark. If you got the former you struck gold man.

    • @andtheniwaslike698
      @andtheniwaslike698 5 лет назад

      U need me then, let's have some fun 😂

  • @chamab.6800
    @chamab.6800 4 года назад +2

    I love that Bill and Nia also post the times where they may disagree. They keep it 💯 and I appreciate that level of transparency.
    That said, it low key turns me on when I’m beefing with my S.O. and he tips my chin up with his finger and says “look at me” when he’s making a point. 🔥

  • @drb2k
    @drb2k 4 года назад +1

    Love the way these two play off each other. Great chemistry!

  • @aprilneal154
    @aprilneal154 6 лет назад +15

    Bill is PISSED lol

  • @billbody6421
    @billbody6421 3 года назад +2

    Nia is so f ing cool.

  • @SoulFistGaming
    @SoulFistGaming 5 лет назад +11

    "Who was the first one who did the Conor McGregor but at like Zach Galifianakis level? that guy. they all owe him."

  • @HarlandGamingYT
    @HarlandGamingYT 5 лет назад +15

    “Pooping off. Flipping out. Whatever!”

  • @cropdust1512
    @cropdust1512 4 года назад +2

    I’m sensing that this podcast was right after a quickie.!! With all the giggling going both ways.. love this podcast, The lovely Nia makes the show very funny. She’s a natural.

  • @skylertillett6290
    @skylertillett6290 4 года назад +5

    They're adorable

  • @drewytruebeast
    @drewytruebeast 5 лет назад +2

    lmfaoo the impressions of eachother

  • @amsophy1991
    @amsophy1991 5 лет назад +3

    This is fucking hilarious! I love when him and Mia riff this well

  • @sebastiank3053
    @sebastiank3053 6 лет назад +4

    I love these two

  • @Evangelionism
    @Evangelionism 5 лет назад +1

    _Laugh after laugh. Thanks for making my mornings _*_rock!_*

  • @ash6662
    @ash6662 3 года назад +2

    I don’t know how many times I’ve listened to this 😆

  • @MrBrokenRadio
    @MrBrokenRadio 6 лет назад +3

    This is precious.

  • @pavlovsworld9122
    @pavlovsworld9122 5 лет назад +2

    By far the best clip.!!

  • @cesarherrera1926
    @cesarherrera1926 4 года назад +1

    Honestly reading the caption I thought it was gna be boring and it's probably one best and funniest ones

  • @upcoming3341
    @upcoming3341 5 лет назад +1

    I could listen to them all day!! I love it.

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 3 года назад +20

    No weird shit, but I seriously love these two people.
    Never met either of them, but I'd even help them move.
    Their relationship spills out, bringing much needed hope and enjoyment for the rest of us.
    I wish you both the absolute best life has to offer.
    I'd say a little more but I already said no weird shit.

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s 2 года назад

      Bill burr is only on spotify u can email him via his website and he will reply

  • @DreamgirlBlue
    @DreamgirlBlue 3 года назад

    Her impressions are the shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Lmfao

  • @heshanperera1581
    @heshanperera1581 5 лет назад +2

    I just had a massive grin from my left ear to right ear

  • @al3xx3991
    @al3xx3991 6 лет назад +8

    That was amazing lol

  • @Dermenc95
    @Dermenc95 5 лет назад +1

    It was both hilarious and educational at the same time.

  • @richjohn2497
    @richjohn2497 4 года назад +1

    NIA's impression of bill was spot on and hilarious!!! :)

  • @andrebosma2937
    @andrebosma2937 4 года назад +1

    The roleplay got me good 😂

  • @AdADglgmutShevanel
    @AdADglgmutShevanel 7 месяцев назад

    This is one of my favorite clips

  • @gennyzelis2303
    @gennyzelis2303 3 года назад

    Hilarious af !!! Their impressions of each other

  • @infinitypoker6383
    @infinitypoker6383 5 лет назад +2

    This made my day

  • @ddarkreturns
    @ddarkreturns 6 лет назад +3

    Lmao this was great

  • @Aeriesan
    @Aeriesan 5 лет назад +6

    xD. This is hilarious. They're fun to listen to

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад

    I love these two so much

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 4 года назад +1

    This is Patrice channeling himself through Bill. Legend!!!

  • @bigyin1690
    @bigyin1690 5 лет назад

    You 2 are the dam.best got me in tears here listen to u both

  • @johnniejackson9522
    @johnniejackson9522 3 года назад +1

    I love there relationship. Its hilarious and healthy

  • @mystaminacantakethis
    @mystaminacantakethis 5 лет назад

    I regularly come back to this

  • @pascal-janssen
    @pascal-janssen 5 лет назад +3

    fucking loved this, this was my favorite podcast with nia