Bill Burr - Best Moments In Talk Shows

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @thechannelofall398
    @thechannelofall398 5 лет назад +8493

    "The art is pissing off both sides" and "Trump is such a dope that he's actually gonna make me vote for a woman" got me dead

    • @Comedy-ox1xq
      @Comedy-ox1xq 5 лет назад +204

      I think that's my favorite clip. Classic Bill Burr

    • @AndrewYangPresident
      @AndrewYangPresident 5 лет назад +156

      @mdizzle lol what

    • @AfroGaz71
      @AfroGaz71 5 лет назад +92

      @mdizzle Are you ok?

    • @jamesderothschild1572
      @jamesderothschild1572 5 лет назад +51

      TRUMP 2020

    • @Tamarind93
      @Tamarind93 5 лет назад +42

      @@DutchDouchebag I get your point but your whole profile name is just shitting on donald trump so you're no different to that 'mdizzle' guy.

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 4 года назад +5069

    The reason Conan is the only person good at interviewing him is cause all of the other interviewers ask him a bunch of stupid questions and slow down his jokes where Conan is over here egging him on.

    • @essafr3823
      @essafr3823 4 года назад +54

      111 111 seth meyers as well but only because his hearts in the right place

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад +30

      111 111 Kimmel’s good too, he gets a gigantic kick out of Bill, he just laughs uncontrollably.

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 4 года назад +87

      Jason Eaton - Kimmel laughs uncontrollably at just about anything remotely funny.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад +2

      @@TigerBears11 there's a subtle difference

    • @phillipborja
      @phillipborja 4 года назад +4

      No one has ever said a truer sentence.

  • @thedawgg7207
    @thedawgg7207 5 лет назад +4844

    I like how he sinks into every chair he sits in

    • @michaelmcqueeferton6911
      @michaelmcqueeferton6911 5 лет назад +152

      some dude this is such an accurate observation.

    • @faustus5481
      @faustus5481 5 лет назад +105

      I always enjoy Bill Burr, but I hate the way the insecure talk show hosts always need to sit a foot higher than their guests, who have to literally look up to them. lol

    • @ronniebillhicks
      @ronniebillhicks 5 лет назад +59

      @@faustus5481 Bill Burr is 5' 10", and Conan is 6' 4",..........soooo

    • @faustus5481
      @faustus5481 5 лет назад +25

      @@ronniebillhicks - Soooo.....did you watch the whole vid? You may as well face it, only cretins like you can watch half a dozen talk show hosts sitting a foot higher than their guests and not have a fucking clue.

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 5 лет назад +21

      @@ronniebillhicks
      He's right. Where do you think Andy Kaufman got the idea for the skit in the following link?
      ruclips.net/video/Enf3zyziKQM/видео.html

  • @califlowar886
    @califlowar886 4 года назад +464

    "It is very easy to piss off just one side, it is art to try to get everybody"
    - Bill Burr

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 3 года назад +2

      Those clauses should be separated by a period or semicolon, not a comma.

    • @happyscientist7939
      @happyscientist7939 2 года назад +1

      @@murderc27 grammar nazi

    • @strategygaming5830
      @strategygaming5830 2 года назад

      @@murderc27 if it has but before it is then it would be correct

    • @sircolt8184
      @sircolt8184 2 года назад

      I probably get what he tried to say with that. But I don't get how that can be true. How hard can it be to just straight up insult everybody. People get offended. Shouldn't be too hard to make a lot of enemies very fast. Especially on the net.

  • @gauravshah4857
    @gauravshah4857 5 лет назад +4879

    He is such an honest person. He thinks and speaks his mind, he may not know everything, but he is honest.

    • @happzy
      @happzy 5 лет назад +37

      While I like Burr this argument you brought up is something I often hear about Trump from his supporters.

    • @nativeamerican3189
      @nativeamerican3189 5 лет назад +77

      happzy Fuck it. Burr would make a better president anyway.

    • @rishiparashar3533
      @rishiparashar3533 5 лет назад +100

      " He may not know everything ", well but he is WAY smarter than he wants you to think he is. That's the genius.

    • @nativeamerican3189
      @nativeamerican3189 5 лет назад +9

      Rishi Parashar And Trump
      thinks he’s smarter when in actuality he’s just a dipshit.

    • @rishiparashar3533
      @rishiparashar3533 5 лет назад +14

      @@nativeamerican3189 I am not an American. Plus I have no inclination towards politics, so I have no clue as to how Trump is. But thanks for you input.

  • @phonychild6345
    @phonychild6345 4 года назад +719

    Bill is the voice in our heads we cant explain or say out loud

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 2 года назад +10

      Yes. You CAN say these things out loud.

    • @fauzanazhima
      @fauzanazhima 2 года назад +7

      ​@@kathymyers7279 You can but you'll get slapped nowadays...

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 года назад +3

      I always say those things out loud.

    • @unclej7842
      @unclej7842 2 года назад +4

      @@negativeindustrial And that's why we're in the nut house. Ha ha.

    • @Intruder-xw6ye
      @Intruder-xw6ye 2 года назад

      Speak for yourself

  • @TickleFingers
    @TickleFingers 5 лет назад +4478

    The only thing funnier than listening to Bill Burr is watching Bill Burr make Conan laugh.

    • @dapperduncle1972
      @dapperduncle1972 4 года назад +8

      Tickle Fingers I’ll be your first comment

    • @kimghanson
      @kimghanson 4 года назад +11

      I am honestly proud to say I have no idea which one is Conan.

    • @zem69666
      @zem69666 4 года назад +58

      @@kimghanson conan is the feminine,red head, irish talk show host who is 6"4 and The Greatest talk show host of all time

    • @kimghanson
      @kimghanson 4 года назад +7

      @@zem69666 Nope, Johnny Carson was the best. No one else comes close. I've seen the rest but they are so bad I never even try to remember their names.

    • @dainternetexorcist6780
      @dainternetexorcist6780 4 года назад +21

      @@kimghanson c'mon Conan is the last best late night show host look him up.

  • @MrKit19832009
    @MrKit19832009 4 года назад +507

    Listening to "Conan O'Brien needs a friend" has made me realise that Conan is one of the most naturally funny people on the planet, which makes it all the more impressive the room he gives to his guests. He's happy to sit back and allow them to do their thing. Genius.

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins 4 года назад +1

      Conan O'Brien is one of the most naturally irritating, unfunny, phony people on the planet. He's in love with the sound of his own voice and constantly interrupts his guests, breaking in to their train of thought. Awful!

    • @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux
      @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux 4 года назад +12

      Yeah he's the best and that podcast is great.

    • @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux
      @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux 4 года назад +42

      @@tradewins who else read that in Trump's voice? If you're going to mimic someone's writing style, pick someone better at writing.

    • @shizamza
      @shizamza 2 года назад +4

      He’s definitely a legend of comedy, his timing and wit are insane. His restraint is definitely what makes him one of the greats

    • @YoJaYmaNz
      @YoJaYmaNz 2 года назад

      @@tradewins Yeah whatever man, his name has 10x the weight of yours any day of the week, and that's not cuz he's rich, it because people actually like him unlike you, I can only imagine with that negative ass mindset your a bore and chore to be around.

  • @silokhawk
    @silokhawk 5 лет назад +3160

    "What do you think about people saying Trump is bad for children?"
    "Ah we all know little kids always tuning into those political debates."

    • @mscprod240
      @mscprod240 5 лет назад +21

      I didn't expect to see you in this comment section

    • @pseudo.5106
      @pseudo.5106 5 лет назад +1

      SilokHawk same

    • @somerandomhuman9709
      @somerandomhuman9709 5 лет назад +2

      @@mscprod240 why?

    • @shaanalam3872
      @shaanalam3872 4 года назад +5

      I mean I remember being ten watching the Trump-Clinton debates.

    • @hardcorehunter7162
      @hardcorehunter7162 4 года назад +28

      ​@@shaanalam3872 What were your hard opinions as a 10 year old on export tariffs during the debate? Do you think we should have continued the status quo or tired for financially better deals? And now that you've got those 3 years of experience and hindsight would you change how you thought back then, knowing what you know now. That or you were 10 and didn't really have a grasp of the significance of what was being discussed, and just side with whatever your parents party was.

  • @starspangled2206
    @starspangled2206 4 года назад +409

    Bill is at his best when he stays committed to the joke, No matter what.

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 5 лет назад +1824

    "I'm a first responder."
    "Dude, I called you. I saw the fire."
    Damn I love Bill Burr. LMAO

    • @Fari7aMo
      @Fari7aMo 4 года назад +3

      666 likes ° °

    • @Fari7aMo
      @Fari7aMo 4 года назад +5

      No one should like this comment anymore

    • @facepalmdaily4404
      @facepalmdaily4404 4 года назад +2

      @@Fari7aMo Guaranteed someone is going to do it now. LOL Someone gotta screw it up for everyone.

    • @Fari7aMo
      @Fari7aMo 4 года назад +3

      @@facepalmdaily4404 i hope not tho 🤞

    • @chieftonga
      @chieftonga 4 года назад +4

      I wish it worked like Reddit, where down voting/thumbs down subtracts the amount of likes. That way we could keep 666 or 420.

  • @rapturestudios3179
    @rapturestudios3179 4 года назад +383

    Man you know Bill is a comedic genius when you have to pause the video to sip your drink out of fear of spilling it whilst crying of laughter. Had me in tears the entire time. So funny. Him and Conan need to start their own show where they just talk about what's happening in the world, utterly brilliant

    • @amackertv
      @amackertv Год назад +1

      Yes, I could see snarfing my drink out of my nose at his punchlines. There are hardly punch lines… They’re just his conversation.

    • @pinenut252
      @pinenut252 Год назад

      ​@@amackertvQ5e

  • @thog5962
    @thog5962 5 лет назад +630

    Bill was gonna say “gay gun” at 0:23 but stopped himself for the show lol

    • @wosborne5535
      @wosborne5535 5 лет назад +45

      Or "queer" gun he was gonna say, like in "I am sorry you feel that way".

    • @wosborne5535
      @wosborne5535 5 лет назад +5

      @@marksilva311 Haha awesome Mark :D

    • @RosscoFAM
      @RosscoFAM 5 лет назад +7

      Good catch

    • @zfern3881
      @zfern3881 5 лет назад +2

      Thought he was gonna say little dick. He says that in the special

    • @skriddlehiddles
      @skriddlehiddles 4 года назад +1

      Looked like his mouth was going to form an f or d word tbh

  • @oelaty9116
    @oelaty9116 5 лет назад +631

    Video Starts
    Bill: *sO yoU WaNna StArT wITH a 22 CaLiBrE*

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 4 года назад +33

      So anyway I started blasting

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 года назад +9

      Why do all kids type like that

    • @oelaty9116
      @oelaty9116 4 года назад +7

      Matthew Lynch it’s just a meme template, something anyone below the age of 25 will know about

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 года назад +3

      @@oelaty9116 yeah I know but it's not funny. Why do you like these things? It's cheap humor. Same thing with the loud = funny "meme templates"
      They're not funny. It's cheap and lazy comedy made for people with moth brains. Aren't you guys supposed to be smarter than us? Can't you come up with something better?

    • @oelaty9116
      @oelaty9116 4 года назад +11

      Matthew Lynch it’s not that deep mate lol, 68 people on my comment alone would disagree with you and it’s not even that you’re wrong or right it’s just subjectivity, that’s how humans work

  • @shotaomori6246
    @shotaomori6246 5 лет назад +900

    Bill Burr is that person I want to always ask for a second opinion.

    • @CervantesMolina-j2w
      @CervantesMolina-j2w 5 месяцев назад

      he is very well articulated. thats what i love about him.. he just says the truth sarcastically

  • @captainali6448
    @captainali6448 4 года назад +154

    I love the fact that Conans laughs are legitimate laughs. Love their interviews. “Someone speaks “ Fallon- dies laughing

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins 4 года назад +1

      I hate the fact that Conan's laughs are so phony.

    • @mike5978
      @mike5978 2 года назад +8

      @@tradewins Conan can share a genuine laugh, Fallon just wants his to be heard.

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins 2 года назад +1

      @@mike5978 It's true that nobody can outdo Fallon when it comes to phony, unctuous laughing. But Conan had his share of phony laughing too.

    • @philipf2705
      @philipf2705 2 года назад +6

      Rarely does Conan have a phony laugh. Fallon is constant and it’s annoying and that’s why I have never watched his show. He’s a terrible interviewer as well.

    • @deanpapadopoulos3314
      @deanpapadopoulos3314 Год назад

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍…great point. I love Fallon but he’s contrived.

  • @NinjaTowTow
    @NinjaTowTow 5 лет назад +553

    “Well what are you eating cereal for?” Conan is focusing on all the right things lol.

    • @Pantano63
      @Pantano63 5 лет назад +28

      Like in that other interview where Bill mentions that Hillary Clinton goes to those Eyes Wide Shut-style Bilderberg meetings under a mountain and Conan goes like "What do you mean under a mountain?" Yeah, that's the important part... ffs.

    • @ruburtoe1
      @ruburtoe1 5 лет назад +9

      Selectively intelligent

    • @variator7466
      @variator7466 5 лет назад +1

      @@Pantano63 But... What was the under a mountain stuff about?

    • @Pantano63
      @Pantano63 5 лет назад +14

      @@variator7466 Apparently in the Bilderberg Group meetings they do a gathering by the mountains in Switzerland.

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 4 года назад +1

      What a funny thing to say....sure ain't no comeback for Bill after that...Conan the destroyer strikes again

  • @katarinajargasova7637
    @katarinajargasova7637 5 лет назад +180

    the only person who knows how to behave around Bill is Conan, they re so good together

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад

      Katarína Jargašová kimmels great too

    • @skarf1428
      @skarf1428 4 года назад +2

      Jason Eaton
      Kimmel is a unfunny sjw drone. Can’t stand that guy.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад

      Skarf no he’s pretty cool. Way less sjw than Conan or Colbert....

    • @muckmire3716
      @muckmire3716 4 года назад +3

      I think because Conan understands him better than anyone else because he's Irish

    • @MNL54321
      @MNL54321 2 года назад +2

      I’ve seen so many clips of them together now and the chemistry is palpable. Most times it’s the host who’s supposed to be the “comedian” between them and the guest, so when the roles are reversed and they have a funnier comedian on than them the dynamic is very different. Most guys like Kimmel and Fallon still try and carry the comedy/through lines which doesn’t work while Conan just kinda lets Bill spout his insane funny shit and just riffs off that. So good

  • @thecurator9888
    @thecurator9888 5 лет назад +751

    Bro im in the navy and when he was talking about the guy that points i was dieing lol. There called shooters. Bill Burr is the shit we need more people like him lol

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 5 лет назад +60

      It's so annoying when civilians get offended FOR service members.
      It's like shhhhhhh

    • @RexxCollects
      @RexxCollects 5 лет назад +48

      I've been in 15yrs and he is spot on! We make sacrifices, but not all of us are hero's. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

    • @BlackjackTheLad
      @BlackjackTheLad 5 лет назад

      Aren't shooters in the Navy either pilots or backseaters in planes themselves though?

    • @bigbore4498
      @bigbore4498 5 лет назад +14

      djnc jndmk But shooters have a very important and dangerous job. But the point is valid. However, everyone from the linen service to cooks, to ships captain plays an important role. And none can do their job without the others.

    • @Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 5 лет назад +4

      @@bigbore4498 dude you are 100% right. Also I was one of those guys. My rate was AD. I didn't just point the plane to the battlefield. I also fixed that planes engine. It was a tough job that I loved doing. While I understand a joke is a joke, I also realize most people don't understand military service. If more people really knew what was going on inside the military vets would be rock stars.

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc 4 года назад +173

    I want an R rated version of the Grinch starring Bill Burr.

    • @jacobnelson4293
      @jacobnelson4293 4 года назад +1

      sipioc Bill burr resembles Ron Howard so technically he was in there lol

    • @psychedashell
      @psychedashell 2 года назад

      Amazing how well some R rated clips do.

    • @deanschulz3832
      @deanschulz3832 2 месяца назад

      Yes! 😂

  • @johnnym8301
    @johnnym8301 5 лет назад +143

    My goodness you can just feel the air come out of the room when he says it’s enjoyable to be here when Hillary loses😂

  • @Mintoaster
    @Mintoaster Год назад +2

    Conan trying to hold back his laughter when Bill was taking about the navy at the end fucking sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericmassey1055
    @ericmassey1055 5 лет назад +410

    Seth Meyers: this helicopter isn’t big enough to fit your whole family
    Bill Burr: lol true

    • @WingsaberE3
      @WingsaberE3 5 лет назад

      He just didn’t want to say only the fastest in his family get to come with

    • @myndlink
      @myndlink 5 лет назад +5

      It'll fit him and his daughter. Lol

    • @agh9224
      @agh9224 4 года назад +5

      myndlink this comment didn’t age well

    • @jebowar6679
      @jebowar6679 4 года назад +2

      myndlink holy predictions

    • @agh9224
      @agh9224 4 года назад

      Miss reign Kobe

  • @CheezeHead-ps9xf
    @CheezeHead-ps9xf 4 года назад +131

    Saw Bill Burr live and he's definitely the funniest comedian I've seen. Legit laughed out loud the entire time.

    • @buttsauce123
      @buttsauce123 Год назад +2

      Him and louis ck have me laughing beginning to end every single time

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 лет назад +96

    "up and out was the only way to do it."
    I have died.

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 5 лет назад

      I can bring you back to life if it pleases you.

    • @skyler11itodi12
      @skyler11itodi12 4 года назад

      You look beautiful

  • @pweter351
    @pweter351 4 года назад +31

    I agree with the hero thing ... My grand father was an air force mechanic in ww2 he got bombed and sniped at but never picked up his medals or applied for a pension because he didn't think he was special. He always said the pilots and the infantry did it tough.

  • @legofan370
    @legofan370 5 лет назад +254

    When he said that the banks were Ponzi schemes, I immediately thought of Ron Swanson: "Don't trust big banks or small banks, banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons."

    • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
      @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 5 лет назад +13

      End the Fed 👍

    • @scottmurdock01z
      @scottmurdock01z 4 года назад +12

      Think "wells Fargo". However, they aren't weren't run by "morons", they're run by gangsters.

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 4 года назад +15

      Here's the thing, saying morons is giving them an out. They are fairly intelligent but more importantly, they are pathological, psychopaths. They could give Two Shits about you. They enjoy your torment. Think that times ten.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 2 года назад

      still better than keeping it under your mattress. if the banks fail your money is worthless regardless

    • @D0G5Coolpat11
      @D0G5Coolpat11 Год назад +1

      i immediately thought of small hats but i guess a fictional character is also funny

  • @TimelesslyModern
    @TimelesslyModern 4 года назад +76

    People: I'm offended.
    Bill Burr *leans back on chair*: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @PaulLangmead
    @PaulLangmead 5 лет назад +319

    I've come to the conclusion that Bill Burr is the funniest man alive.

    • @bh4261
      @bh4261 5 лет назад +12

      Its between him and Dave Chappelle..I think no one can top them

    • @TripleG_408
      @TripleG_408 5 лет назад +15

      There are three living legend KINGS in stand up comedy....Three
      Dave Chapelle
      Bill Burr
      Louis CK (yea yea I know)

    • @adamdebenham6229
      @adamdebenham6229 5 лет назад +12

      I think Norm McDonald is very funny as well

    • @lucianog7724
      @lucianog7724 5 лет назад +1

      Burr is the GOAT and has been for a while. Hes been at the top of his geme for 10 yrs now, and he doesn't run out of funny shit, cause he's real when he tells his joke, and he's so relatable, he is not trying to be funny, he just IS funny. He makes any interview become hilarious. He's a lunatic, and he's the first one to point it out. He just comes up with funny shit.
      Jim jefferies is also cool and wasn't mentioned.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад +1

      Gabe Gomez no shame in loving Louis, he did nothing wrong he asked for consent. He’s the funniest man of all time, Burr is right behind.

  • @saadsalman1650
    @saadsalman1650 6 дней назад +1

    "Dude I called you. I am the one who saw the fire" 🤣🤣🤣 Holyshitt man

  • @REDMARKART
    @REDMARKART 5 лет назад +72

    Jimmy Fallon yelling "No, its the holiday season!" helps bring clarity as to why Jaquin Pheonix behaved the way he did in that Fallon in interview.

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 5 лет назад +1

      Okay

    • @Boutthattime2024
      @Boutthattime2024 Месяц назад

      Yea Fallon… not Kimmel but Fallon …. Not Kimmel but Fallon… got it

  • @AgentMacklinFBI
    @AgentMacklinFBI 4 года назад +61

    Watching him with Elijah Wood is like watching a step-father trying to bond with his stepson

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 5 лет назад +88

    Bill would be just fine on a Deserted Island...he makes himself laugh and seems quite comfortable in his own skin.

    • @pawel5218
      @pawel5218 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but watch after 3 months of isolation you will see yourself smearing fecal matter all over your face and doing strange chants. Trust me ive seen it happen. -Pawel G

    • @porch8370
      @porch8370 5 лет назад +2

      can i be in ur skin

    • @pawel5218
      @pawel5218 5 лет назад +1

      @Sayed Hasan humans are social animals being isolated fucks with the brain allot

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 4 года назад +1

      The Stuport Yeah until sun up and he burns alive! He's a bald redhead, he would burn to a crisp on a desert island. But he does seem comfortable with himself though. I got what you meant.

  • @RoomerJ
    @RoomerJ 2 года назад +12

    So intelligent, good morals, honest and no filter. Perfect combination

  • @DavidMartinez-jt7jk
    @DavidMartinez-jt7jk 5 лет назад +76

    I love bill Burr. I never get tired of watching the same videos over and over again, because he is too damn funny and honest.

    • @duncanwcraig9668
      @duncanwcraig9668 5 лет назад +1

      Ho ho I’ve watched his stand up shows numerous times.

  • @aashiv93
    @aashiv93 4 года назад +17

    I just love the first responder joke. Never gets old. Heck, none of Bill Burr jokes ever get old.
    "Dude, I called you first. I saw the fire."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @nextari
    @nextari 5 лет назад +66

    LA "You can't get out of this city even when it works". Lol!

  • @terecevladimir5250
    @terecevladimir5250 2 года назад +9

    Bill Burr is so real and naturally nonstop funny. You gotta love the guy.

    • @edptoblo
      @edptoblo Год назад

      B. B. Funniest guy ever!!!!

  • @jackmedlock5888
    @jackmedlock5888 5 лет назад +126

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are on fire right now. 😂

    • @davidbright9370
      @davidbright9370 5 лет назад +6

      Jack Medlock they are both in career best form. Both are the kings in my opinion. Dave is the 🐐 of modern comedy, but Bill is a legend in his own right. Paper Tiger has me in tears 😂😂😂

    • @CervantesMolina-j2w
      @CervantesMolina-j2w 5 месяцев назад

      you bet

  • @sarthak_shah
    @sarthak_shah 4 года назад +83

    Literally skipped the Fallon part, so it wouldn't ruin my experience.

  • @DrAwesome2570
    @DrAwesome2570 5 лет назад +83

    if everyone in the world was as sensible as bill burr the world be a much better place

    • @illianias
      @illianias 5 лет назад +2

      Also a lot funnier.

  • @GhostRider-hp3te
    @GhostRider-hp3te 2 года назад +7

    I don’t know how much I have to watch bill burr it’s not enough he hits every nail in the head again and again.

  • @chloemarie7069
    @chloemarie7069 5 лет назад +596

    How the hell does jimmy Fallon have his own show still

    • @joelunchbucket0
      @joelunchbucket0 5 лет назад +17

      he has interesting activities on his show, i guess

    • @mandiisingh7475
      @mandiisingh7475 5 лет назад +25

      Got good writers

    • @ervingjohnson409
      @ervingjohnson409 5 лет назад +14

      Right ! he’s not even funny all he got is the lil activities he does.

    • @adeebiqbal3992
      @adeebiqbal3992 5 лет назад +14

      As long as Kimmel has a show, Fallon deserve one.

    • @FormedUnique
      @FormedUnique 5 лет назад +27

      @@adeebiqbal3992 Kimmel is leagues better

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 2 года назад +30

    I could watch Billy Burr compilations all day, even though I’ve seen all the clips hundreds of times.
    I fall asleep to his rants almost every night as well.

  • @jaydenjohner6901
    @jaydenjohner6901 5 лет назад +101

    Ok but fr tho that helicopter escape plan made some real sense

    • @moavic5087
      @moavic5087 5 лет назад +2

      Jayden Johner just has a lot of holes that need fixing 🤣

    • @IamtheDesperado
      @IamtheDesperado 4 года назад +5

      Also in post apocalyptic situations your value would be high. No one wants to be the guy that kills the chopper pilot

  • @MrDballmoney
    @MrDballmoney 4 года назад +37

    "There's something hilarious about people abandoning their family."
    Well Bill, I didn't think it was funny until you brought it up :D

  • @ajr1276
    @ajr1276 5 лет назад +284

    Is it bad that I can relate so much to this dude’s brain ?

    • @skylarholland9661
      @skylarholland9661 5 лет назад +8

      AJ R not bad at all try listening To his pod cast it’s great

    • @dym2336
      @dym2336 5 лет назад +14

      AJ R He’s just genuine and doesn’t care if he offends some losers. A lot of people can relate to someone who’s actually real

    • @elireloaded
      @elireloaded 5 лет назад +2

      No.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 года назад

      AJ R Gemini ?

    • @ajr1276
      @ajr1276 4 года назад

      Jason Eaton Cancer

  • @MYRIAMLATEUR
    @MYRIAMLATEUR 2 года назад +11

    Bill is the greatest! Not only he is crazy funny but he always is damn right!

  • @Mojoe1749
    @Mojoe1749 5 лет назад +464

    Hey look jimmy fallon doesn't need to force laugh around bill

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 5 лет назад +48

      I think he kinda still did.
      But I can never tell.
      🙄

    • @bh4261
      @bh4261 5 лет назад +8

      @@Omegatonboom the only way you can't laugh at Bill's jokes is if you're dead.

    • @magicmintak
      @magicmintak 5 лет назад +14

      @@Omegatonboom even jimmy himself cant tell anymore, i think he forgot how to laugh genuinely at this point

    • @fangofsilver5537
      @fangofsilver5537 5 лет назад +2

      Don´t know if you were being ironic but it kinda felt like he did. Just as he always does. Somebody should tell him to wind it down a bunch!;)

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 4 года назад +1

      He does still. He’ll laugh at a moderate setup as hard as the punchline.

  • @lisaleone2296
    @lisaleone2296 4 года назад +19

    Bill is one of the funniest people on the planet and it's just how he is! I don't think he even needs to try. Every one of his comedy shows has me falling off my chair laughing. I especially love when he fantasizes about shoving his wife's head into a pumpkin and he does her imagined inner monologue "It's so orange!".

  • @burymeinkief
    @burymeinkief 5 лет назад +18

    That family abandoning joke was highly hilarious I loved it 😂😂.

  • @andrewblatherwick8758
    @andrewblatherwick8758 Год назад +10

    As a Brit I love Bill Burr. The truth always provides the best humour. He has the knack of delivery down to a fine art.

  • @niktuli
    @niktuli 5 лет назад +41

    Bill Burr aka real-life Red Forman

  • @thejayreal4931
    @thejayreal4931 4 года назад +9

    Bill Burr is so effortlessly comedically refined & refreshing ‼️‼️‼️ look at how he without any effort had all of these different talk show hosts and comedians themselves in a tare LOL

  • @frankymacf
    @frankymacf 5 лет назад +41

    “Dude...I called you” 😂😂😂

  • @rob_zomb
    @rob_zomb 4 года назад +28

    Gonna go off on a limb and say he’s one of the best comedians of all time.

  • @onnyt60
    @onnyt60 5 лет назад +207

    "Trump is such a dope he's actually gonna make me vote for a woman" LoL

  • @dravenvise3149
    @dravenvise3149 4 года назад +7

    The way talk show hosts laugh when you bring up illuminati is like am I laughing causually, am I laughing too causally😂😂

  • @yellowbones
    @yellowbones Год назад +7

    Watching this, along with other comedians on talk shows videos, has honestly convinced me how much Conan and Craig are really good talk show hosts/comedians

  • @kevinforever6898
    @kevinforever6898 4 года назад +20

    Watching Conan and Bill interact is like watching two stars colliding.

  • @jodyayers7234
    @jodyayers7234 Год назад +11

    Bill Burr is an absolute legend. He may have evolved into the greatest comedian of all time

  • @johnsumner6185
    @johnsumner6185 4 года назад +10

    Most underrated comic of our time, I think Jonny Carson would have loved him!

  • @MissVioletSage
    @MissVioletSage 5 лет назад +37

    That ancestry bit killed me lmao

    • @Judith-wq2jp
      @Judith-wq2jp Год назад

      It's absolutely on point. And half the people bragging about having it done are the same ones that were screaming about the government wanting to "chip" everyone a few years back.

  • @rebkahibasdeys
    @rebkahibasdeys Год назад +1

    "The art is pissing off both sides"
    You could make a religion outta that

  • @alexanderjackson9302
    @alexanderjackson9302 4 года назад +8

    Always glad to see bill on any show

  • @richardthompson5363
    @richardthompson5363 4 года назад +5

    Bill Burr’s justifiable rage at everything is awesome but holy shit his love for his daughter is amazing

    • @TheDbadke
      @TheDbadke 2 года назад

      Yes the look of complete joy on his face after the birth of his daughter was heart warming

  • @yoseige
    @yoseige 5 лет назад +57

    Honestly he looks amazing for 50.

    • @conor1666
      @conor1666 5 лет назад +1

      Dustin what ARE YA GAY?

    • @muckmire3716
      @muckmire3716 4 года назад +4

      He married a Black woman and she taught him the secrets of aging and lotion

  • @kpd3308
    @kpd3308 Год назад

    Thank goodness that in a world gone mad, we have Bill Burr.

  • @ZesPak
    @ZesPak 4 года назад +26

    Bill: "I'm a loner"
    Fallon: Under the table laughing.
    I swear he's just leaning into the meme by now.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 2 года назад

      Or taking a sip under the desk.

    • @hovnocuc4551
      @hovnocuc4551 2 года назад

      @@meadster308 or smelling his own farts

  • @TileGuyJesse
    @TileGuyJesse 2 года назад +5

    I love how he can get any talk show host to laugh their butt off. That's an art.

  • @andrewford3093
    @andrewford3093 5 лет назад +258

    Anyone see him in the Mandalorian?

    • @gabrielreed1096
      @gabrielreed1096 5 лет назад +15

      Lol I thought that was him, but I was like "Nahh. There's no way"😂

    • @hippyhair4402
      @hippyhair4402 5 лет назад +48

      Straight from space Boston

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew Ford bald & red yes

    • @sirclownsalot5800
      @sirclownsalot5800 5 лет назад +17

      He wasn’t a Storm Trooper wiseass!!!!!

    • @St.CrimsonTweets
      @St.CrimsonTweets 4 года назад +5

      i could tell it was him by the way the character walked.

  • @SaipraveenSeva
    @SaipraveenSeva Год назад +17

    3 pillars of a classic standup. Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle..!! Like period.

  • @RocketPunchHero1
    @RocketPunchHero1 3 года назад +14

    14:32 Bill has a solid point. When I was a kid, my parents gave our neighbors permission to whoop our asses if we got out of line. Guess what? Nothing happened and we grew up well adjusted adults.

  • @knightfury7120
    @knightfury7120 Год назад +1

    Dude, I love this guy

  • @ddbtube2138
    @ddbtube2138 4 года назад +12

    Some people want to meet Stallone, I just want to have a beer with Burr

  • @DamnUsernameTakenFU
    @DamnUsernameTakenFU 2 года назад +3

    I’ve seen these clips multiple times--as long as it’s a different thumbnail I’ll still click and watch if Billy and Conan are in it. Best duo.

  • @AmyTinoco
    @AmyTinoco 5 лет назад +148

    The rock-throwing at his car reminds me of when my neighbor's kids were throwing large rocks at my 2 pound Teacup Yorkie. I told them if they hurt her I would call the police. three minutes later their dad was at my door threatening me!! This was 9 years ago. I heard his oldest is in prison for trying to kill someone. He could have corrected the problem when they were 9 years old

    • @aname5938
      @aname5938 5 лет назад +5

      It is only a teacup yorkie. Who cares? Like Mike Royko said, the only thing small dogs are good for is feeding large dogs.

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja 5 лет назад +18

      I woulda stood my ground or stood your ground for you on that one.
      Discipline is a requirement of military for a reason. Society may not be as instant as far as life and death, but let the little things go long enough in society, it becomes just as bad as a war torn nation. Look at America right now. So many fucked up lives and destroyed kids. You have no choice but to play this evil game or you are consumed by it.
      Discipline the fuckers. Call the cops. Make a big stink out of it. Gotta crack eggs to make an omelette.

    • @CaliforniaCarpenter7
      @CaliforniaCarpenter7 5 лет назад +11

      Amy, I have a seven pound Pomeranian that is the nicest old dog there is. He is twelve years old and has severe arthritis but still manages to get around. The neighbor watches her grandchildren for their mom and there is a five year old boy that raises hell. I saw him chase down and kick my dog literally for no reason and I almost went to prison myself for damn near murdering the little devil. His mom does not believe in disciplining her children and the result is a boy that will no doubt end up in jail as well. I didn't touch him but I really wanted to. I'm a pretty big guy at 6' 3" ~210 and I think the boy might think twice before abusing helpless animals again. I asked if he'd like me to kick *him* in the ribs to get a taste for how it feels. By the time Grandma made it out he had already apologized to the dog and she got belligerent with me, she defended the boy with "kids will be kids" and has glared at me in passing ever since. In times past this type of shit didn't happen, what a sick damn world we have created.

    • @mlampert7676
      @mlampert7676 4 года назад +8

      I agree. You either discipline them now or the cops do it later

    • @MegaHighway2hell
      @MegaHighway2hell 4 года назад +3

      Wow...

  • @mds4733
    @mds4733 4 года назад +13

    I loved that section with Conan where he was talking about growing up in the 70's. As kids we grew up in the 60's and my mom had to take us to Kroger to shop for groceries. Before we left the car she would say she won't stand for any acting up. So we get into Kroger and sure enough, I start acting up. Mom says, Michael, I'm going to count to 3 as she is bending over to remove her Ked's sneaker. Then she says 1, and kablamo, she hits me upside the head with her shoe. My sister says, that's not fair, you only counted to 1.....so Bam, she gets walloped too.

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 4 года назад

      That was funny af! Nowadays the other snowflake shoppers would snitch on her and she would be arrested for attempted murder, wtf 😑

    • @mds4733
      @mds4733 4 года назад +1

      @@RogueReplicant Yeah, times have changed a lot. My mom never hesitated to discipline us in public back then, and most other mothers were the same. And thinking about it now, none of us kids ever ended up in jail or really got into any serious trouble. We grew up listening to mom and truth be told, be were more scared of her than the police.

    • @mds4733
      @mds4733 4 года назад +1

      @@RogueReplicant and he was so on point about dads. When I was 10, my sister was 9 and my brother was 6. I guess my mom got tired of hitting us with her shoe, so she changed up her plan. One day she decided to just let us act up without any conflict. But when we got in the car to go home she was silent until we were about half way home. Then she said, just wait till your father gets home, I'm going to tell him everything you 3 did and he will be fuming mad. I didn't realize until years later that dad simply wanted to get home from work, take his 2 vallium, eat potato chips and drink a couple beers. But we were scared to death. So dad gets home and tries to get into his routine, but mom is telling him how terrible we were and that he had to do something about it. So he gets up and yells, you kids, get in the backroom and once I cool off, I am going to let you hear the rules.....so we all go back there. We wait, wait, wait. Finally he comes in and sits us all down and says, look guys, don't give me any trouble with your mom. I love you all and I wasn't there. So let's just chat for a couple minutes and then I want you to go out one at a time in about 2 minute intervals bellowing like you just got your butt tore up..okay???

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 4 года назад

      @@mds4733 I hear ya, my parents used to smack us real good, too, especially if we fought among ourselves (3 siblings). We grew up in the 70's in the San Fernando Valley CA, practically feral kids running wild, lol. I'm lucky to have survived into adulthood, I'm not sure how, tho 😅

  • @hjojo1
    @hjojo1 5 лет назад +17

    Bill is a world class troll

  • @louiselaliberte9816
    @louiselaliberte9816 Год назад

    The silence when he said "When Hillary loses." was deafening. 😂😂😂 I remember people thinking you were insane if you said that Orange Julius Caesar was gonna be America's next president in 2016.

  • @aymane977
    @aymane977 5 лет назад +6

    I can't believe that this guy comes up with HILARIOUS stuff on the spot

  • @MrJimmymah
    @MrJimmymah 4 года назад +30

    Love watching Conan laugh when Bill is on his show. 😂

  • @D1n0nlyD1v94
    @D1n0nlyD1v94 5 лет назад +48

    Him talking about his acting career is him talking about The Rocks acting career 😂

    • @Mike-1965
      @Mike-1965 5 лет назад

      He was humble about it.

    • @D1n0nlyD1v94
      @D1n0nlyD1v94 5 лет назад

      @@Mike-1965 that and the rock literally just acts how he's always acted

    • @miguelbrenes841
      @miguelbrenes841 5 лет назад

      Spot on, the least amount of work to pretend to be someone else JAJAJA ,The Rock's career basically...

  • @nextari
    @nextari 5 лет назад +9

    06:30 Hilarious, he's just slaying Jimmy on the childish fist bump.

  • @franciskakungulu1600
    @franciskakungulu1600 Год назад +1

    The guy that points 😂😂😂😂

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- 4 года назад +26

    I love how Bill Burr makes me feel normal. I love pissing people off just for the fun of it.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 года назад

      @@aidancalfee2634 really ties it all together

  • @milksteak9213
    @milksteak9213 4 года назад +3

    He's such a good comic im glad I got to grow up listening to him

  • @jaredmiller2689
    @jaredmiller2689 5 лет назад +27

    You can tell the age when he references Weird Science as a highly technological nerd movie

    • @rja9996
      @rja9996 5 лет назад +4

      What a great movie. I quote it all the time and my friends never get it

  • @manikmaharjan9258
    @manikmaharjan9258 2 года назад +3

    He seems like a calm and reasonable person to me.

  • @sym3293
    @sym3293 5 лет назад +24

    Conan+bill=hilarious

  • @conk8636
    @conk8636 3 года назад +1

    Conon and Billy sit downs nowadays would be gold… Not too late for ya Ginger bread man!!

  • @dansonsaldanha4132
    @dansonsaldanha4132 2 года назад +4

    Bill burr :"I am a loner man, I don't like people"
    Fallon : bursts out laughing.

  • @Yourunkbob
    @Yourunkbob 2 года назад +2

    I love how bill is so funny he makes conan forget what to do with his hands.

  • @markmalinowski4196
    @markmalinowski4196 2 года назад +7

    The more I listen to bill burr, the more I think he’s necessary for the human race to progress 👏

  • @Crmcdizzle
    @Crmcdizzle 2 года назад +2

    I am responding on my sons account as I am 62 but I follow Bill Burr seen him live and relate to his family dysfunction growing up but his intelligence of understanding it to see the humor in it is great. I grew up poor and didn't know what Kraft was till I was 12. Discovered they change of can goods to color rather than black and white when Staff brand came around. I'm serious that I can see humor in getting peanut butter in a gallon can from the government that had a 1/2" of oil on top of it that you had to stir. The government cheese blocks was the best cheese I have ever had. We had six kids and one Dad to support us and loved us and raised us right. I to this day am not sure I could have done that.
    I love Bills humor as you can only get material from life situations and it takes intelligence to convey it without offending people that cant take a joke. Comedians I always thought were the ones who had the right and should have to push the right of free speech and laugh at life

  • @anasqureshi2479
    @anasqureshi2479 5 лет назад +6

    This guy is so underrated !!

  • @DiegoMoralesRoccuzzo
    @DiegoMoralesRoccuzzo 2 года назад +2

    He is sharp AF

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 5 лет назад +18

    When the audience of talk shows goes "wooo wooooooo!!!" it has to be the stupidest thing in the Universe

  • @CSDJK
    @CSDJK Год назад +2

    Love Bill. He tells it like it is and makes everyone laugh. That's true comedy! LOLOLOLOL

  • @RavenLunatic33
    @RavenLunatic33 Год назад +4

    God, I love Bill Burr. 😂