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I work a liquor store and got "do you have organic firewood" and I suppressed the urge to say "like all firewood?" I told then we don't and they wanted to know where they could get wood and I told them chop down a tree. Completely offended them and made my day lol
Afterwards they went to the lumber yard looking for some Fireball.
Do you guys sell organic water ?
@@austindavid1862 no but we do sell wet water
Not all wood is organic.
@@theshoemeister2582 it’s for burning dude
“I wasn’t a Damn StormTrooper, Alright!”
What a funny guy, and a great actor too! The Mandalorian episode yesterday was awesome
He did great in that episode!
One of the greatest characters in Star Wars, and he was a character written specifically for Bill Burr. It's almost like what would happen if he was born in the Star Wars universe in real life.
Hes in season two also!?
@@tylerpullen1652 He is indeed, and I hope we see him in season 3!
@@rifter0x0000 is he in just one episode like season one?
I never expected to hear such a thoughtful constructive talk about feeling bad about being fat in a relationship. And you're really funny😁👏
I’m a pot smoker and have never called weed “blow”..that’s a term for COCAINE..(I’m wondering if this lady was a CI/snitch/Cop)🤔
Iunno people in denver will say blow trees etc all the time, and blow is all over the place out there she probably meant coke till the guy didnt go along with it
@@ryanengles5585 yeah, that’s what I meant ..”blow” around where I live is considered cocaine
I can just about guarantee you that was what was going on. Only a snitch would do some dumb shit like that.
U guys are so cool.
The word dope is used for all kinds of drugs
I was a cook at Hooters during college. I need to send you a couple stories and dumb questions customers ask me (its an open kitchen, all patrons had access to me). Good times it was!
I worked at a grocery store here are some great ones :
Do you have milk without calcium?
When will the eggs hatch ?
What brand of cereal is TP , man didn’t get wife’s abbreviation of toilet paper
Demand you empty boxes so they can take them free for moving
Lady wanting to know how long toilet paper stays good
So glad i found this. Ppl have been asking insane questions lately at the liquor store I work at😆😆
The blow lady was probably sent to get a blunt. Lmao
Do you sell scotch tape? 😂
1. Where's the Moscato?
2. Asking where something is before the door shuts behind them.
3. Asking minimum wage workers what a $200 bottle tastes like.
4. Is anything on sale?
5. Asking to price match the grocery stores.
All of those questions are literally your job to know.
@@EikottXD
That doesn't mean they aren't stupid questions...
1,2,3 is normal questions but 5 is dumb if your in a mom and pop shop. The only one I agree with is 3 but you can still give your opinion about how typically the grapes are
Wow does Bill give good advice. Makes the world a better place.
I've worked for a hardware store/ lumber yard in New York, had a grown man recently ask me if I carried 2x4x6x8 pieces of lumber................just a friendly reminder that we exist in the 3rd dimension
He just needed 8 of them
Once again, good advice from old Billy boy.
My girlfriend and I had that food addiction for a bit. Both gained a bunch of weight when we were broke and newly out of college. We’ve both overcome the addiction at this point. I’ve lost about half the weight I gained at this point and she’s getting started on her new health routine. This shit is real, people need to be careful.
Girlfriend gets fatter than boyfriend, calls him fat then immediately gets defensive when he suggests they change their lifestyle. He loses weight and she gains more. She doesn’t care and now they’re not having sex. Wahmen. Jeenyus.
Relationship is unhealthy time to cut her loose if there's no signs of effort to change
Yeah, I don’t think this guy is going to be able to reason with this girl unless she addresses her insecurity first.
Yes!! Blow woohoo
220lbs at 6'2. This is not heavy.
I never can tell if these are current or from an older podcast lmao
There are usually hints eventually like “COVID” or “my kid”, but yeah
This was from his podcast the Monday after he hosted SNL.
He should tell her he feels like she has been down on herself lately and take control and help her help herself... say what he’s gonna do and give her the option to follow
This is why we in the industry trade stories. I ain't your mom, therapist, or landlord. You are responsible for you, like it or not.
She doubled in size and is calling you fat? Good bye!
There’s nothing making sure adults remain educated-we teach children for 12 years and then expect them to know none of that stuff the second they get out. Then they can go 30-60 or more years without updating that. Then we make fun of how many people don’t know things we think should be common sense.
Is this a real store lmao
It took my fill will not to laugh at this.
I had a lady this week that shopped for 15 minutes, then asked me "is this a liquor store?" "Yes" She was allergic to alcohol. But she liked the selection.
If uncle Joey Diaz says blow he means cocaine then that's what it is. Lmfao
I felt Billy super hard at the end there. I guessed it was due to the netflix series Billy was apart of. I stayed away from it cause i read it was bad but when I heard Billy at the end there I couldn't help but love him all over
Subway is crap , proud sponsor of the NBA, phorkem
5'7" and 200 is sexy? Maybe for a Beluga.
❤️❤️❤️❤️
I work in a bakery and I hate when people call, ask if we're open and then hang up.
To be fair, I've went to so many places that said they were open on Google, and then they're closed when you get there. That shit is frustrating. Especially if it's a drive.
@@MilesWilliams88 Yes exactly, so annoying and a waste of time.
Honestly though google always fucks it up and places like bakeries often don’t have updated websites. I get it though it’d be frustrating.
@@MilesWilliams88 You realize that we have lives, too? Shit happens.
I work at Home Depot I'll have my bright orange HD apron on and people will ask do you work here ?
it is to be polite, basically introduction to ' hey are you someone who will help me'
@@iceflameproductionz out of the few who ask that some of them have proceeded to be some of the rudest people I've ever experienced and I am generally kind to everyone.
It’s so funny when you accidente go to a store wearing their employee uniform color and people ask you if you work there
I always answer that question with, "No."
People used to walk into my job all of the time, overnight shift, and ask "are you open?"...like dude, the lights are on and im standing here behind the register, what do you think?
OTOH I fondly remember being called a 'mong' as a child because I went through an open shop door into a shop, apparently I should have known that the shop was shut - it was around its closing time.
now i wanna hear about the sketch
There are so many older movies that I'm seeing him in as small bit parts that I had no idea he was in and he almost doesn't look right with hair
Re sugary US bread. I am from the UK and used to go to states a lot on business. A friend of mine who works for a major catering equipment supplier told me that toasters in US do not get as hot as the one sold in Europe. Why? Because of the sugar in US bread. It would burn at a higher temperature.
There’s a reason big chains add sugar. It’s like a drug high, it keeps you coming back. That said, anyone with a real deli around, why the hell would you eat Subway. Even if it was 100% legit, their sandwiches are so subpar. It’s the same with McDonalds.
@@SamanthaIreneYTube I live in NY, I've never eaten Subway. Went in once, looked in the case, walked out. I can get a sandwich twice the size, of higher quality and for a dollar or two less at almost any local deli.
Lead by example and get fit. Either she will join u or u will grow farther apart. But at least at that point she can't dis u anymore
Anyone know what bill was talking about in the end? Ive been out of the butt loop.
Break up w the girl. It isn’t going to work out long term if she’s projecting on to you like that
I was doing hotel security, 👮🏻♂️, wearing a gun & uniform. I had "security" in 2 places on my shirt & badge that said: security. I had a female guest ask, honestly "Are you a deputy sheriff"? 🤦♂️
Where and what hotel has you open carrying on property? Hotel security here are pretty much just walking alarms, that can sometimes tackle people at the most extreme situation
What’s the email address to write in to Bill? Thanks BillyG.O.A.T.
Conner-sir
Anybody knows how to write to him? I got 5 dumb questions that I had made to me lmao
I'd suggest going to billburr.com/ click on "Contact" and then maybe email Andrew Themeles, who is the podcast producer and who (I think) vets the questions that he then gives to Bill. Good luck.
If anyone asked me "Are you here" while I'm behind the counter I'm gonna say "Nope" and quit then and there.
Do you have a high end white zinfadel?
repeats?
Ol’ Billy booze-bag
Anybody know what liquor store in Denver he's talking about?
Hugo's Colorado Beer & Spirits
Can someone fill me in? he said somethin about "i did what i did and some ppl liked some ppl didnt"
I’ve never dated anyone with weight problems - but honestly, I feel like this dude should’ve just said nothing but asking what she thought of him - knowing she projects like that.. He should just continue to get in shape, and hope she follows pattern noticing the difference - and through the inability to now point that out as a flaw to evade her externalizing her insecurities
There's 3-6g of sugar in subway bread, and about 39g of sugar in a can of coke. Doesn't seem so bad in a sarnie
Bill, not sure if it's you behind this channel, but been watching you for years. If you ever need translating hmu 🤣 Be good man
Did they put Bill Burrs head on a chicks body?
Dude 6’2 225lb is basically normal.....
Says the guy who is 6’2
Yea maybe I shouldn't work at that place
I worked at a liquor store for years… how about y’all?
Sells bottles of brain rot and is amazed people with rotten brains frequent his establishment.
And what do you do for a living?
Production manager and CNC operator. @@hugosbeerspirits4871
I work a liquor store and I’ve got the following questions:
1) do you sell liquor?
2) do you sell beer? This one was weird because he passed 7 beer fridges to ask me this
3) “where are your sunflower seeds” I couldn’t believe this question and he got really upset when I told him we do not and to try the grocery store next door, like why the fuck would we sell that and why would he not try the other store first?
Anywhere I’ve lived and anywhere I’ve ever gone to a liquor store they’ve always had things such as sunflower seeds and other snacks. Not that strange of a question right there. The rest though I understand.
It's crazy after all these reads it's like his reading never got better it didnt get worse it kinda just... stayed the same that's wierd
People just have bad writing and punctuation, which makes it hard to read. I think people also do the voice-text ...or whatever that setting is. And yeah ...part of it can very well be Bill😂
Yeah, I don't buy that she doesn't feel attractive anymore because of his reply and they don't have sex because of that anymore. I would bet it's passive aggressive that he dared to tell her that she can't call herself thin, too. Not saying she'd feel attractive but I don't buy that this is the reason. I'm a woman and I know such games pretty well, just that I don't like to be a victim and therefore don't use them (not saying I am an angel, I am just not the passive aggressive type). It's a fucking revenge. A double one. He doesn't get sex and feels bad for making her feel bad about herself. What she wants is an apology, that he tells her he was wrong and just acted out of anger, another apology, that he goes on diet and apologises again.
It's not like she would have needed that to realise that she's obese. I mean all the stuff about her not being happy is for sure right, but I doubt she wants to solve that problem because that would mean that he stands with his point that she should work on her weight, too.
She cheats
Six foot two and 220 is not at all heavy. I'm six three and last time I was at 220 I had like four percent body fat.
Good morning Bill drink a beer you Nancy boy
Ditch her she's toxic and needy and takes having a man for granted. Let her be single for a while. Being single will be good for this guy too it'll force you to get back in shape.
Finally avoid the needy girls when you start dating, you could be subconsciously attracted to women like that and not all women are like that. It's only gonna get worse if you stay it's not gonna get better for either of you.
ok they've been together 11 years. you seriously happy giving that advice?
@@shamicentertainment1262 Obviously 11 years too long. From what I heard they've been on a downward spiral. Cut your loses try again somewhere else. They both might just find partners that better fit their current stage in life.
Do it now before the kids and messy divorce.
Take the experience and move on. Grow.
@@chudinwike2777 That could be the correct answer but to me I'd need to know more about their relationship in recent years before I'd jump to that conclusion. I mean what bill was reading didn't sound good, but maybe their were other external factors involved that complicate the scenario. I think bills answer was pretty good considering he doesn't know these people. maybe she's just had a bad year/few years and needs help getting out of a slump. idk i could be wrong
@@shamicentertainment1262 you could be right. Maybe the person in question gets to read all our takes and decides for himself. He has all the information we don't have.
@@shamicentertainment1262 She got fat, attacks him. Doesn't acknowledge the reality she put on weight, even after some time to get her mind right. She's holding a grudge on it. That's toxic. It's up to him if he's ok with that kinda issue.
Stupid bartender question: "how do you make a gin and tonic?"
"...gin, tonic"
Simple drinks not simple
U r done
What?
@@lenardbosch2969 ur done kiddo
Fat is repulsive to me. I have never been fat. The reason is that when I gain unwanted pounds, I dial down on the intake, plus stay active. Fat acceptance is to me the same as excuse acceptance.
# 1 dumb question I ever asked ? While visiting my family in New York in the summer of 2002 we decided to visit the World Trade Center sight when I was having trouble finding the place I saw a police officer and asked him . Excuse me sir do you know where the World Trade Center sight is ? And he looked at me and said . Yes I know where it is and then gave me the directions . DUMB !
The person that said is this a real store he's respond should off been your in wonder land hop yourself right in and shew on this whiskey bottle. 🐇😁
Bill Burr's damn funny, but it seems like every clip I click on, he's talking about weight. What's his deal?
Those are the letters that get sent in. Not his deal. Listeners' deal.
Find new girlfriend
Bill needs to work on his reading comprehension.
😂😂🤣😂☺
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