Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 28 окт 2018
- To celebrate the first season of Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette, we put together every single episode into one supercut compilation. Relive all of Bill's epic rants and road rages in this comp.
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"Comedians in Cars Getting Angry"
yeh this is better then every episode of jerrys slop.
Haha
Fucking top notch comment
@@SENATORPAIN1 The one with Bill was pretty good.
First guest: Adam Carolla
I need Bill Burr to voice the directions in my GPS
*Take a left, ya fuck*
Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.
Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.
Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂
herminio meneses i would pay good money for that
Bill Burr road raging for 40 min? Yeah I'll watch that.
way better than stage rage
He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all
I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣
@@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!
I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.
"Even when they're a douche you still wave. Stops them from taking the gun out of their fucking glove box."
He never fails to make me laugh, love ya Bill
I love how Bill just tries to keep his cool. And then all he needs is one teeny tiny pebble sized problem for him to go all out 😂😂😂😂
Imagine getting yelled at on the road and seeing that it's Bill Burr. Lmao
I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude
lol it's me
I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing
I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy
@@minkrobeII awesome 🤣
bill is such a paradox. he is the angriest and nicest person at the same time.
To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive
I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.
That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)
thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?
@RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.
Lmao Bill is exactly me when I drive. Logical yet apologetic 😂
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Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road
Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true
'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂
It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!
2:05: "I don't want to hit you, but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option." 😂🤣
That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.
Bill Burr has a pretty bad temper, no denying it, but you can tell he is a very good considerate guy, with a big heart
chaotic good
@@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!
That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.
Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.
i can relate
Bill is really a sensitive guy, he thinks about everyone and everything. Truthful And yet funny as hell 🤣
Can't get enough of him
Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.
I want a personal driver who acts just like this guy.
Where do I send my application?
I got u
I can. This is pretty much how I am lol
“Look at this, LOOK AT THIS!”
“She’s pretty though right, you can’t get mad.”
i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair
"Half of the homeless people out here just got sick of driving. Just pulled over and said the hell with it"
Do you remember the timestamp on this one?
@@Billsfans34 7:24
I fucking died right there
"They even clean up after themselves"
Legit laughed out loud on the bus
Man all dads around Bill's age really are the exact same. A blend of courtesy and untethered rage.
And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.
All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.
It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.
Ever since I watched this, I've gotten into the habit of looking into my rear view every time I take left to make sure the guy behind me also made it. It always makes me feel good when they do.
I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.
I like how Bill Burr simply just driving while saying what's on his mind is better than 85% of today's stand-up specials.
samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on
Not 86%?
@@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics
Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?
I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
"oh that was my fault..."
Every time i get behind the wheel.
That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D
"GET OUT THERE.
That guy did nothing wrong."
"Wait, am I the problem? I think I'm the problem." LOL. This guy is gold.
I love how he is just a total contradiction, complains about something and immediately does it. Passing by that green bus on the right was hilarious
"LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK AT THIS!!! shes pretty tho, right? You cant be mad at her"
Dickxon F ok this was weird as soon as i read this comment he said it holyshit
Its one way drive fockhooooo hahaha im like Bill :P
Timestamp?
@@sj0nnie 1:52
You take a north-easterner, an Irish Bostonian (which he's got to be) and put him over in California, you get what you get. I had a New Yorker as a co-worker that was half-Italian and it was the same ol' sh*t, and I loved it! (I'm an Okie from a country culture so it was even better).
"What can I say I'm a dreamer"
-Bill Burr
lmao!
I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"
brilliant
The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!
I legit got a dashcam not for other vehicles but for cyclists and pedestrians. Bill is sooo right.
I thought I was an overly angry driver until I watched this and realized that Bill Burr and I have the exact same driving opinions
they should make this mandatory viewing before getting your license
People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.
Here is one. ruclips.net/video/tBi7q85yKwo/видео.html
The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?
@@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE
Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA"
Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"
"Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving - That's what it is." "Just pulled right over and said, 'The hell with it.'" - Bill Burr
7:24
Yeah that one was hilarious!!!
Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
I actually drive like Bill Burr. Everything is so accurate and my short temper, this makes me laugh tears
omg you're killing me here! I lived in LA for 27 years and he sounds exactly like I did driving on the same roads. Bill is so damn funny! My favorite comedian!
Bill taught me more about driving than my driving instructor
YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!
When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!
He'd be happy to hear that.
SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes
@@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."
Omg he drives 100% exactly like me. He’ll get mad, then realize “ah shet I do that too...”
Yea me too!
Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁
Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P
light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.
Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣
This is absolutely gold. He's got to do more of this.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love this. I would drive around with him all day, and hold the camera. That’s my life’s dream.
"You're not supposed to do that. ... Unless you look both ways and there's not a cop."
Joshua Crain Read your comment when he said it. Bang!
@@PhantomFilmAustralia omg same
No cop, no stop
"I don't wanna hit ya... but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option."
A true lunatic
I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.
"You beep at them and they don't understand why. Probably bc they can't hear the thoughts in my head."
LOL
My spirit animal is Bill Burr. Never really watch much of him until this year. Why!!! I'm from New England and this man gets me! Says everything I'm saying in my car.
🤣 7:23 - "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving...that's what it is...just pulled over and said, to hell with it."
i felt this way down, my commute strains me
Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend
LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.
That shit had me dying 😂😂😂
"Go, live your dream! Go find love!"
-Bill Burr
Bill switching lanes on a solid line and calling that person a douche was peak comedy
I love this guy. He just makes my day a little less shittier.😊💜🙏
"California homeless are just drivers that gave up on LA traffic"
- Bill Burr
best joke
If I passed Bill Burr driving, I'd cut him off just to hear him yell at me.
Hahahahaha
@@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.
You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!
As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why
@@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I laughed out loud at Big Daddy Don Garlits. I grew up visiting Wisconsin's Dirty Dragstrip or Great Lake Dragway! "Where the great onessssss....Riiiiiide......"
I agree with 100% of everything you’ve done and said!! It’s a great idea bill, people need to see this!!
So this is why Bill Burr is learning to fly a helicopter
He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.
When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.
Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.
Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist
@@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?
Girl texting in her car while driving.
"Now, I would say something, but in today's climate, i would get busted for some sort of harassment"
LOL
I could watch this all day. Love this guy
"Playin your guitar solo infront of everyone that did ya wrong" 🤣🤣🤣
People driving in left lane: "I have to turn left in 89 miles".
i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster
it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on
@@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling
Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em
The truth, Bill didn't know there was cameras.
This is just how Bill talks to himself when he's alone.
Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing
OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that
Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.
His throat is sore after ever drive
He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!
Bill Burr letting scooters lane filter telling him to live his dreams is the therapy i needed
The yelling at the person turning down a one-way street then laughing and going “I’ve done that.” is the most relatable Bill Burr moment ever to me.
I just watched some guy driving around in his car swearing and yelling for 40 minutes.
And I loved it.
Time well expended
That some guy will be your religion now
just like driving shotgun with dad
32:59 "Now, what I just did there: you're not supposed to do that! Unless you look both ways *and you don't see a cop."* Truly, words to drive by.
This is awesome. I feel like I’m watching me driving. 😂😂😂
"anger is when you have expectations of other people" ya.. thats sounds pretty accurate.
“Lack of quick twitch muscle fiber” 😂
A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on RUclips and never saw that one
"The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!
@@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!
Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆
I swear, ol' freckles losing his shit in rants and then heckling his own rants with put downs afterwards is one of the most entertaining things out there.
Andrés Gómez lmao
thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!
Is it possible to be both stressed the fuck out, and relieved at the same time? This video is some kind of cathartic.
Mr. Bill Burr I will watch anything you do thank you, please keep these coming they are awesome I'm sure everyone here agrees
"Why am i yelling? He cant hear me..." so true.
It's therapeutic...
which is exactly we yell haha
Bill has a set of pipes on him, you never know, they could hear him.
Very freeing and helps you calm down
"I always jog in cross walks. I get across. I jog and I do the wave."
That is proper street crossing. Not walking as slow as possible while texting without looking up.
Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.
@@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.
@@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?
Skippy0330, yes
I live in Greece and currently, I live in Athens!
Half of our little population is in this chaotic city!
EVERY DAY I do this, I drive angry, I beep the horn, shout and talk to myself all the time!
My co-passengers get crazy!
I see now I'm not alone! Thank you Bill Burr!
This is my favorite video on the Internet, the whole of the Internet! MY FAVORITE!
I'd rather watch 40 minutes of Bill Burr raging in traffic, than 2 minutes of The Kardashians.
Amen to that my friend
Danica Patrick 18:37
@@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.
@eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.
-knock knock
-whos there
-the kardashians
-the kardashians who?
"I was looking up the history of garbage the other day." -Bill Burr
Well, Florida does have a rich history.
Ahhhh. Gotta love the Boston anger. I feel him. It warms my heart.
OMG im laughing so hard. I see myself in so many of those stories. I sound just like you when I get behind the wheel.
39 minutes of Bill screaming in a car? Suhweeet.
"I don't want to hit ya...but the longer you stay out there it feels like a good option! Laughing alone out loud and can't stop!
Love your podcast. Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians.
Passing the green bus on the right while he's trying to get over with Bill yelling at him and realizing he's being a total hypocrite and owning it. I love Bill!
*Season 2 better be Bill Burr's Guide to Flying Etiquette*
Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.
@@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.
@@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.
@@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.
@@Funkyphresh Helicopter.
Bill: I cant stand the way people drive
Bill 5 mins later: *Proceeds to make a uturn in the middle of traffic 😂
That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.
Fuck so true
You are the only comedian that can actually make me laugh out loud 😂at any time of the day, even when I wake up at 5 o’clock in the morning😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill burr perfectly encapsulates my driving style.
Considerate, and full of rage.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?"
"oh.. he's trying to get over"
The pass on the left really sold it too =)))
I’ve never seen my entire driving life portrayed so accurately 😆 complete full conversations with myself including answering for the other driver that I’m yelling at lol
You are a friggin wise man because I agree w all your opinions & judgement of other drivers!
This is by far the best thing on youtube.
I love Bill Burr. He’s a very wise man who is very aware of his own anger issues and still has the compassion to try and rationalize other people’s ignorance. Good man
Bill Burr should do Uber/Lyft, he'd be a hit for sure, and if not, the awkward moments will be amazing
“ somebody should be over, turned, and on fire up here.” LOL
I needed this
Feels like one of those uber rides where you have 911 pre dialed
Pussies...Bill Burr would be disgusted 😂
pussies
Stoogs Touché, but @mockthedude is still a fucking pussy 😂
Stoogs 😭😭
lol
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"..
Oh that was my fault..
Josh Mulqueen my favorite part Hahahah
Wheres the timestamp?
Puddle of Adrenaline 9:10
WHAT A GREAT DAY TO START MY DAY HERE
Bill Burr is my spirit animal.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 40 MINUTES OF SOMEONE DRIVING...
This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!
.... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂
Danica! That's FAP worthy.
Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!
"Asshole won't let me over" -While trying to do an illegal lane change over a solid white line
Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.
@@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.
@@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL
Nope. It's legal in CA.
I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."
So many valid points!
Two of my absolute favorite things about Bill is how he laughs at himself and how he talks about his anger issues! Favorite man on earth
14:34 "Look at that dog right there. Think it cares about global warming?"
🤣🤣🤣
Out of all the things that a human could've thought at that moment
And what made it funnier it was right after he was checking out a LAYDEEEE
LOVE BILL! He has become incredibly famous for one reason, he says, shares, yells, tells,...makes very clear, what NEEDS to be said, shared, yelled and told! A man with BALLS! ...simple : ) Verbal truth....HA! with personality....he is THE BEST!
The wave is everything.
6:07- “Someone should be overturned and on fire for this level of traffic!” LoL you are awesome!!
"Look at that dog right there, not a care in the world. Do you think he gives a shit about global warming? He doesn't" XD
Bill Burr is my spirit animal ❤
Bill Burr's thoughts is everybody's mindset when driving in Boston
This is literally just your average guy from Boston's dialogue when they run to Dunkin's for an iced coffee.
Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂
It must be an intimidating iced coffee.
@@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee
I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?
@@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.