Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @DaveChurchill
    @DaveChurchill 6 лет назад +7227

    "Comedians in Cars Getting Angry"

  • @FalconPunch1978
    @FalconPunch1978 6 лет назад +3798

    Bill Burr road raging for 40 min? Yeah I'll watch that.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 5 лет назад +10

      way better than stage rage

    • @thewargimp
      @thewargimp 5 лет назад +10

      He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all

    • @eatmywords4373
      @eatmywords4373 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 лет назад +4

      @@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!

    • @-m4nGo-
      @-m4nGo- 5 лет назад +4

      I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.

  • @Low.Key.Music01
    @Low.Key.Music01 6 лет назад +5220

    I need Bill Burr to voice the directions in my GPS

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 6 лет назад +586

      *Take a left, ya fuck*

    • @lucrative6477
      @lucrative6477 6 лет назад +555

      Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.

    • @derekbest9703
      @derekbest9703 6 лет назад +334

      Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 лет назад +332

      Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 лет назад +78

      herminio meneses i would pay good money for that

  • @ShiggyMiyamo
    @ShiggyMiyamo 5 лет назад +1512

    Imagine getting yelled at on the road and seeing that it's Bill Burr. Lmao

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 5 лет назад +25

      I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 года назад +1

      lol it's me

    • @minkrobeII
      @minkrobeII 4 года назад +37

      I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing

    • @hanswurst6742
      @hanswurst6742 4 года назад +5

      I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy

    • @sharkcity9291
      @sharkcity9291 4 года назад +3

      @@minkrobeII awesome 🤣

  • @diggarsa8614
    @diggarsa8614 2 года назад +287

    Lmao Bill is exactly me when I drive. Logical yet apologetic 😂

    • @nofriendszone711
      @nofriendszone711 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 2 года назад +7

      Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road

    • @m.hauks.6939
      @m.hauks.6939 Год назад

      Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true

    • @thomasnelson5758
      @thomasnelson5758 11 месяцев назад +1

      'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂

    • @jamesf931
      @jamesf931 7 месяцев назад

      It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!

  • @garagoles
    @garagoles 3 года назад +1004

    bill is such a paradox. he is the angriest and nicest person at the same time.

    • @gsilva9887
      @gsilva9887 3 года назад +29

      To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive

    • @snowfalleon7629
      @snowfalleon7629 3 года назад +13

      I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.

    • @jonathanjollimore7156
      @jonathanjollimore7156 3 года назад +8

      That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 года назад +1

      thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 года назад

      @RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.

  • @dan..........
    @dan.......... 5 лет назад +995

    Bill Burr has a pretty bad temper, no denying it, but you can tell he is a very good considerate guy, with a big heart

    • @weirdpeopleonearth69
      @weirdpeopleonearth69 5 лет назад +94

      chaotic good

    • @tsgillespiejr
      @tsgillespiejr 5 лет назад +6

      @@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 5 лет назад +65

      That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 5 лет назад +35

      Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.

    • @RumpWax
      @RumpWax 5 лет назад +2

      i can relate

  • @notjoe_
    @notjoe_ 2 года назад +151

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave. Stops them from taking the gun out of their fucking glove box."
    He never fails to make me laugh, love ya Bill

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 5 лет назад +388

    "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
    "oh that was my fault..."
    Every time i get behind the wheel.

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 5 лет назад +11

      That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 5 лет назад +4

      "GET OUT THERE.
      That guy did nothing wrong."

  • @WTG194
    @WTG194 5 лет назад +791

    they should make this mandatory viewing before getting your license

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 лет назад +4

      People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 лет назад

      Here is one. ruclips.net/video/tBi7q85yKwo/видео.html

    • @kenhiett5266
      @kenhiett5266 5 лет назад

      The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?

    • @hardcyd3r
      @hardcyd3r 5 лет назад +1

      @@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA"
      Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 5 лет назад +661

    “Look at this, LOOK AT THIS!”
    “She’s pretty though right, you can’t get mad.”

    • @zenoobi6144
      @zenoobi6144 4 года назад +24

      i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair

  • @dirks4093
    @dirks4093 2 года назад +34

    2:05: "I don't want to hit you, but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option." 😂🤣

    • @camerondavis731
      @camerondavis731 Год назад +2

      That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 5 лет назад +530

    "What can I say I'm a dreamer"
    -Bill Burr

    • @slobodanlang7135
      @slobodanlang7135 5 лет назад +2

      lmao!

    • @NunoLisboa19
      @NunoLisboa19 5 лет назад +1

      I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"

    • @nixbronowski5822
      @nixbronowski5822 5 лет назад

      brilliant

    • @Chalupafatty
      @Chalupafatty 7 месяцев назад

      The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 лет назад +1232

    "Half of the homeless people out here just got sick of driving. Just pulled over and said the hell with it"

  • @jml19221
    @jml19221 5 лет назад +574

    "California homeless are just drivers that gave up on LA traffic"
    - Bill Burr

  • @commentcomment3701
    @commentcomment3701 2 года назад +69

    Bill is really a sensitive guy, he thinks about everyone and everything. Truthful And yet funny as hell 🤣
    Can't get enough of him

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 года назад

      Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.

  • @unuxon884
    @unuxon884 5 лет назад +427

    "I don't wanna hit ya... but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option."

    • @dinoradja242
      @dinoradja242 4 года назад +1

      A true lunatic

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 года назад +3

      I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 6 лет назад +1855

    Bill taught me more about driving than my driving instructor

    • @EvilElmo81395
      @EvilElmo81395 6 лет назад +16

      YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!

    • @itsme-ho1nh
      @itsme-ho1nh 6 лет назад +22

      When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!

    • @atc
      @atc  6 лет назад +85

      He'd be happy to hear that.

    • @_D_W_
      @_D_W_ 6 лет назад +6

      SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes

    • @LazlowRave
      @LazlowRave 6 лет назад +8

      @@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 года назад +269

    "Go, live your dream! Go find love!"
    -Bill Burr

  • @michaelnizza414
    @michaelnizza414 3 года назад +105

    I want a personal driver who acts just like this guy.

    • @BankFraud
      @BankFraud 2 года назад +5

      Where do I send my application?

    • @LFSPharaoh
      @LFSPharaoh 2 года назад

      I got u

    • @texasfossilguy
      @texasfossilguy Год назад +1

      I can. This is pretty much how I am lol

  • @samuraimidgetsquad
    @samuraimidgetsquad 4 года назад +1051

    I like how Bill Burr simply just driving while saying what's on his mind is better than 85% of today's stand-up specials.

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 года назад +7

      samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 3 года назад +3

      Not 86%?

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 3 года назад +6

      @@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics

    • @chromeinox
      @chromeinox 3 года назад

      Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?

    • @nofxdude89
      @nofxdude89 3 года назад

      I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!

  • @dreamfury2351
    @dreamfury2351 4 года назад +599

    "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving - That's what it is." "Just pulled right over and said, 'The hell with it.'" - Bill Burr

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 года назад +7

      7:24

    • @cankitchourasia
      @cankitchourasia 3 года назад +4

      Yeah that one was hilarious!!!

    • @samker7758
      @samker7758 3 года назад +5

      Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 6 лет назад +371

    "You're not supposed to do that. ... Unless you look both ways and there's not a cop."

  • @laika6661
    @laika6661 3 года назад +55

    Ever since I watched this, I've gotten into the habit of looking into my rear view every time I take left to make sure the guy behind me also made it. It always makes me feel good when they do.

    • @quads4life1
      @quads4life1 2 года назад +4

      I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.

  • @BasedRoots
    @BasedRoots 4 года назад +702

    Omg he drives 100% exactly like me. He’ll get mad, then realize “ah shet I do that too...”

    • @martin09091989
      @martin09091989 4 года назад +8

      Yea me too!
      Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁

    • @timppaUT
      @timppaUT 4 года назад +2

      Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 года назад +1

      light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.

    • @NobodyUR
      @NobodyUR 3 года назад +2

      Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣

  • @godofplumbing
    @godofplumbing 5 лет назад +839

    If I passed Bill Burr driving, I'd cut him off just to hear him yell at me.

    • @markian788
      @markian788 4 года назад +13

      Hahahahaha

    • @scarecrow6741
      @scarecrow6741 4 года назад +1

      @@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 4 года назад +5

      You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!

    • @cat9448
      @cat9448 4 года назад +3

      As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why

    • @kobeleonard9484
      @kobeleonard9484 3 года назад +8

      @@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @AbrahamLTobing
    @AbrahamLTobing 6 лет назад +367

    Girl texting in her car while driving.
    "Now, I would say something, but in today's climate, i would get busted for some sort of harassment"
    LOL

  • @willdwyer2167
    @willdwyer2167 3 года назад +37

    Man all dads around Bill's age really are the exact same. A blend of courtesy and untethered rage.

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 2 года назад +3

      And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.

    • @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499
      @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499 2 года назад +2

      All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.

    • @RyanM-ke2gu
      @RyanM-ke2gu 2 года назад +1

      It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.

  • @TinaJackson
    @TinaJackson 5 лет назад +529

    🤣 7:23 - "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving...that's what it is...just pulled over and said, to hell with it."

    • @jameseason4475
      @jameseason4475 5 лет назад +2

      i felt this way down, my commute strains me

    • @rudolf895
      @rudolf895 5 лет назад +3

      Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CosmosGamingChannel
      @CosmosGamingChannel 5 лет назад +3

      This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend

    • @luckystars1632
      @luckystars1632 5 лет назад +2

      LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.

    • @eliasmanriquez7620
      @eliasmanriquez7620 5 лет назад +2

      That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @guitarhero1777
    @guitarhero1777 5 лет назад +394

    So this is why Bill Burr is learning to fly a helicopter

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 лет назад +2

      He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 лет назад +5

      When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 лет назад +1

      Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.

    • @brianwilkins5673
      @brianwilkins5673 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 лет назад +1

      @@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave 4 года назад +133

    32:59 "Now, what I just did there: you're not supposed to do that! Unless you look both ways *and you don't see a cop."* Truly, words to drive by.

  • @redbeard365
    @redbeard365 2 года назад +4

    "Wait, am I the problem? I think I'm the problem." LOL. This guy is gold.

  • @FatManJackson
    @FatManJackson 5 лет назад +159

    I just watched some guy driving around in his car swearing and yelling for 40 minutes.
    And I loved it.

    • @shadowwin7272
      @shadowwin7272 5 лет назад

      Time well expended

    • @CLlJANO
      @CLlJANO 5 лет назад

      That some guy will be your religion now

    • @shmutz6051
      @shmutz6051 5 лет назад

      just like driving shotgun with dad

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 5 лет назад +416

    The truth, Bill didn't know there was cameras.
    This is just how Bill talks to himself when he's alone.

    • @wagman68
      @wagman68 5 лет назад +24

      Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing

    • @maryjane-ip3tr
      @maryjane-ip3tr 5 лет назад +2

      OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 лет назад

      Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.

    • @LastAvailableAlias
      @LastAvailableAlias 5 лет назад +2

      His throat is sore after ever drive

    • @EvilTwin123
      @EvilTwin123 4 года назад +1

      He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!

  • @christopherjongte865
    @christopherjongte865 3 года назад +205

    I love how Bill just tries to keep his cool. And then all he needs is one teeny tiny pebble sized problem for him to go all out 😂😂😂😂

  • @veronicagonzalez1745
    @veronicagonzalez1745 Год назад +1

    “ somebody should be over, turned, and on fire up here.” LOL

  • @iamtrollingu8588
    @iamtrollingu8588 4 года назад +300

    People driving in left lane: "I have to turn left in 89 miles".

    • @JuanPabloContrerasC
      @JuanPabloContrerasC 3 года назад

      i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster

    • @jamminout7671
      @jamminout7671 3 года назад +7

      it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 3 года назад

      @@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling

    • @zankishii9961
      @zankishii9961 3 года назад

      Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em

  • @Jayrock-ky2ky
    @Jayrock-ky2ky 4 года назад +268

    “Lack of quick twitch muscle fiber” 😂

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 4 года назад

      A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on RUclips and never saw that one

    • @MrBoDiggety
      @MrBoDiggety 4 года назад +7

      "The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!

    • @alexteeter6139
      @alexteeter6139 3 года назад +1

      @@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 3 года назад

      Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆

  • @juniorzoramac
    @juniorzoramac 4 года назад +189

    "Why am i yelling? He cant hear me..." so true.

    • @commenterperson4481
      @commenterperson4481 4 года назад +4

      It's therapeutic...

    • @zahidbalooshi
      @zahidbalooshi 4 года назад +2

      which is exactly we yell haha

    • @stephenmoore1541
      @stephenmoore1541 3 года назад

      Bill has a set of pipes on him, you never know, they could hear him.

    • @psytron939
      @psytron939 3 года назад

      Very freeing and helps you calm down

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 2 года назад +7

    I love how he is just a total contradiction, complains about something and immediately does it. Passing by that green bus on the right was hilarious

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb 6 лет назад +166

    I swear, ol' freckles losing his shit in rants and then heckling his own rants with put downs afterwards is one of the most entertaining things out there.

    • @Johnwilliams-th9hq
      @Johnwilliams-th9hq 6 лет назад

      Andrés Gómez lmao

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 6 лет назад +3

      thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!

  • @tyleronearth
    @tyleronearth 5 лет назад +180

    "I was looking up the history of garbage the other day." -Bill Burr

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 4 года назад +12

      Well, Florida does have a rich history.

  • @h.c.parkeriv2747
    @h.c.parkeriv2747 6 лет назад +286

    39 minutes of Bill screaming in a car? Suhweeet.

  • @laus7504
    @laus7504 3 года назад +2

    "You beep at them and they don't understand why. Probably bc they can't hear the thoughts in my head."
    LOL

  • @FerrariTeddy
    @FerrariTeddy 5 лет назад +170

    "I always jog in cross walks. I get across. I jog and I do the wave."
    That is proper street crossing. Not walking as slow as possible while texting without looking up.

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 лет назад +9

      Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 лет назад +5

      @@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 лет назад +8

      @@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.

    • @Skippy0330
      @Skippy0330 5 лет назад +5

      @@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?

    • @evergreen-
      @evergreen- 5 лет назад +2

      Skippy0330, yes

  • @marcanthony4930
    @marcanthony4930 4 года назад +79

    "I don't want to hit ya...but the longer you stay out there it feels like a good option! Laughing alone out loud and can't stop!

  • @MONDAY______
    @MONDAY______ 6 лет назад +1103

    *Season 2 better be Bill Burr's Guide to Flying Etiquette*

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 лет назад +3

      Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 лет назад +5

      @@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 лет назад +1

      @@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 лет назад +2

      @@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 лет назад +6

      @@Funkyphresh Helicopter.

  • @frankenoise
    @frankenoise 2 года назад +8

    I legit got a dashcam not for other vehicles but for cyclists and pedestrians. Bill is sooo right.

  • @gatorbait6851
    @gatorbait6851 5 лет назад +63

    I’ve never seen my entire driving life portrayed so accurately 😆 complete full conversations with myself including answering for the other driver that I’m yelling at lol

  • @ryanroach8469
    @ryanroach8469 4 года назад +30

    I love Bill Burr. He’s a very wise man who is very aware of his own anger issues and still has the compassion to try and rationalize other people’s ignorance. Good man

  • @richardharder6499
    @richardharder6499 4 года назад +130

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?"
    "oh.. he's trying to get over"

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 3 года назад

      The pass on the left really sold it too =)))

  • @drewteam6998
    @drewteam6998 2 года назад +1

    My spirit animal is Bill Burr. Never really watch much of him until this year. Why!!! I'm from New England and this man gets me! Says everything I'm saying in my car.

  • @lasutherland2
    @lasutherland2 5 лет назад +112

    "Asshole won't let me over" -While trying to do an illegal lane change over a solid white line

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 лет назад +3

      Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.

    • @Mrx-hg4st
      @Mrx-hg4st 5 лет назад +3

      @@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 лет назад +1

      Nope. It's legal in CA.

    • @ryangarner121
      @ryangarner121 5 лет назад +3

      I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."

  • @AJayAnswersYou
    @AJayAnswersYou 5 лет назад +702

    I'd rather watch 40 minutes of Bill Burr raging in traffic, than 2 minutes of The Kardashians.

    • @jimb7145
      @jimb7145 5 лет назад +2

      Amen to that my friend

    • @garyha2650
      @garyha2650 5 лет назад

      Danica Patrick 18:37

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 лет назад +1

      @@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 лет назад

      @eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.

    • @6monem
      @6monem 5 лет назад +2

      -knock knock
      -whos there
      -the kardashians
      -the kardashians who?

  • @roejogan4374
    @roejogan4374 5 лет назад +234

    Bill: I cant stand the way people drive
    Bill 5 mins later: *Proceeds to make a uturn in the middle of traffic 😂

    • @chucklemuchuckle2170
      @chucklemuchuckle2170 4 года назад +9

      That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.

    • @heluxg
      @heluxg 4 года назад +1

      Fuck so true

  • @danielschiller6413
    @danielschiller6413 2 года назад +3

    omg you're killing me here! I lived in LA for 27 years and he sounds exactly like I did driving on the same roads. Bill is so damn funny! My favorite comedian!

  • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
    @user-sw1wq8lh2w 6 лет назад +83

    Bill Burr should do Uber/Lyft, he'd be a hit for sure, and if not, the awkward moments will be amazing

  • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
    @j-bonemcswiggans4597 6 лет назад +110

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"..
    Oh that was my fault..

    • @DammDamian
      @DammDamian 6 лет назад +2

      Josh Mulqueen my favorite part Hahahah

    • @bodejazz
      @bodejazz 6 лет назад

      Wheres the timestamp?

    • @AdamSlack17
      @AdamSlack17 6 лет назад

      Puddle of Adrenaline 9:10

  • @mockthedude
    @mockthedude 6 лет назад +229

    Feels like one of those uber rides where you have 911 pre dialed

  • @beckjohnson6663
    @beckjohnson6663 3 года назад +11

    I thought I was an overly angry driver until I watched this and realized that Bill Burr and I have the exact same driving opinions

  • @generalwrex
    @generalwrex 6 лет назад +80

    "The Wave" Stops them from getting the gun from the glove box. - Ain't that the truth

  • @markdelik6580
    @markdelik6580 6 лет назад +92

    Bill Burr will never get old. 1 of the funniest people/comedians iv'e literally ever have seen! Much love and respect to Mr. Burr and his entire family and friends! God bless you sir!

    • @davidlehnhardt3245
      @davidlehnhardt3245 6 лет назад +3

      I think if he gets old he would be even funnier. Like 70 years old, he got that old mans privilege. Going to the park and heckling college kids hackysacking... Nobody is doing shit cause nobody wants to beat up an old man...Hilarious

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 6 лет назад

      If you like him then you should come watch sports in boston.. I grew up with that attitude. We were raise to talk shit to each other... it builds character.

  • @danap7094
    @danap7094 6 лет назад +28

    Two of my absolute favorite things about Bill is how he laughs at himself and how he talks about his anger issues! Favorite man on earth

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +7

    I absolutely love this. I would drive around with him all day, and hold the camera. That’s my life’s dream.

  • @sublime88sublime
    @sublime88sublime 4 года назад +176

    This is literally just your average guy from Boston's dialogue when they run to Dunkin's for an iced coffee.

    • @echofoxtrot2.051
      @echofoxtrot2.051 3 года назад +5

      Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂

    • @averywhitecotton5393
      @averywhitecotton5393 2 года назад +1

      It must be an intimidating iced coffee.

    • @nofriendszone711
      @nofriendszone711 2 года назад +1

      @@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 2 года назад

      I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?

    • @sublime88sublime
      @sublime88sublime 2 года назад

      @@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.

  • @glorious_help
    @glorious_help 6 лет назад +144

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 40 MINUTES OF SOMEONE DRIVING...

    • @Bad4bizbrad
      @Bad4bizbrad 5 лет назад +4

      This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!

    • @manfredschmalbach9023
      @manfredschmalbach9023 5 лет назад +2

      .... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂

    • @SirGeorge53
      @SirGeorge53 5 лет назад +1

      Danica! That's FAP worthy.

    • @maxcentral
      @maxcentral 5 лет назад

      Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!

  • @petedevito7059
    @petedevito7059 4 года назад +35

    6:07- “Someone should be overturned and on fire for this level of traffic!” LoL you are awesome!!

  • @locomotiveproductions
    @locomotiveproductions 2 года назад +6

    I actually drive like Bill Burr. Everything is so accurate and my short temper, this makes me laugh tears

  • @calebbirkhimer1344
    @calebbirkhimer1344 5 лет назад +26

    This was a spiritual journey. “Somebody should be overturned and on fire” a personal favorite. Pretty sure I’ve said the same exact things when I drive haha

  • @HVYContent
    @HVYContent 5 лет назад +122

    14:34 "Look at that dog right there. Think it cares about global warming?"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Out of all the things that a human could've thought at that moment

    • @Wimplo86
      @Wimplo86 5 лет назад +4

      And what made it funnier it was right after he was checking out a LAYDEEEE

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 6 лет назад +360

    I love how he talks about littering.
    Seriously, what kind of a lazy, fat animal just throws their garbage on the side of the road? Like, you can't wait until you get home?

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 5 лет назад +4

      I do that but I blame my girlfriend. She's anal retentive about the trash, especially about the recycled stuff. Everything has to be cut up and reduced to small pieces so that the maximum amount of plastic, paper, aluminum etc, will fit into the bag. So she'll buy items that come in large cardboard boxes and expect me to cut the boxes into little pieces. On trash day I need to move the bags to the curb and cutting the boxes would take too long, I'd be late for work. So I load them into the car and toss them on the way because she checks the cans to make sure I've cut the paper, plastic etc. If I were to have put the boxes in the bin or beside it in their original shape I'd hear about it when she got home. It's all her fault I swear.

    • @jamespollock11
      @jamespollock11 5 лет назад +2

      The wind sucks it out before I can grab it.

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 лет назад +2

      Wylie Wiggins can you talk more about the orange tint thing? Ive never heard of that before

    • @sillywilly717
      @sillywilly717 5 лет назад +10

      @@Temulon i would say man "if you want it done so specifically do it yourself." Thats way too much effort for just taking out the trash😂

    • @mr16325
      @mr16325 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamespollock11 close the window

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад +3

    I love this guy. He just makes my day a little less shittier.😊💜🙏

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 года назад +25

    I appreciate Bill Burr. He is... the most human comedian I've ever hears in my life, and he shares a generation with Ricky Gervais.

  • @jakobirobi2359
    @jakobirobi2359 6 лет назад +133

    7:00....Bill Burr's female voice is the best in the industry....hands down, flat out hilarious, every single time.

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 лет назад

      Imo gabriel Iglesias' is a little better. But I love both so

    • @billhoyt9466
      @billhoyt9466 6 лет назад +7

      The funniest part is that he uses the same for his African American wife.. teenager white girl.. asian. Everybody lol

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 лет назад +2

      @Nicholas Pagano fuck off. I'm entitled to my own opinion. If u dont like him then okay idgaf.

    • @phililpb
      @phililpb 6 лет назад

      His female voice always reminds me of Julie Hagerty

    • @DigThugDoug
      @DigThugDoug 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed. Gabriel Iglesias’ impersonations are annoying as hell

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 5 лет назад +92

    Whoever simply thought of putting Bill Burr in a car with a camera knew they had a hit RUclips show on their hands!

    • @garbear6899
      @garbear6899 5 лет назад +3

      I would guess if you put a camera on him doing any everyday activity it would be a hit

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 5 лет назад +1

      if theres a camera on bill, it was his own idea.

  • @billstewart940
    @billstewart940 2 года назад +1

    this could be a recording of me driving, my spirit animal.

  • @Favriscius
    @Favriscius 5 лет назад +81

    I literally agree with every single one of this man's thoughts

    • @Favriscius
      @Favriscius 4 года назад +1

      @Carl Ward He is a comedian, which means he makes jokes... also I don't think that just because you disagree with a comment that makes someone a bad person.

    • @freshjuice457
      @freshjuice457 4 года назад

      he should write a book on his best jokes. All time best seller

  • @d4n4nable
    @d4n4nable 6 лет назад +386

    LA seems like a thoroughly terrible place to be.

    • @eggnogfrog
      @eggnogfrog 6 лет назад +41

      It most certainly is.

    • @xgonesmokinxstwi9257
      @xgonesmokinxstwi9257 6 лет назад +36

      it is the cancer of the states

    • @stoneyardband
      @stoneyardband 6 лет назад +4

      Try the traffic in Seattle

    • @Thekijuju
      @Thekijuju 6 лет назад +16

      Its the worst. Don't move in.

    • @47hammer
      @47hammer 6 лет назад +10

      It is a very Terrible Place. The people that live there Love it..

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 5 лет назад +53

    Can there please be a 40 minute video of Bill Burr mall people watching?

  • @matthewjohnson4172
    @matthewjohnson4172 2 года назад +1

    Literally driving thru my old neighborhood in Hollywood then my new one in van Nuys

  • @skjekken
    @skjekken 5 лет назад +15

    "Look at that dog right there, not a care in the world. Do you think he gives a shit about global warming? He doesn't" XD

  • @Loxout
    @Loxout 5 лет назад +10

    I'm absolutely in love with Bill Burr. Every time I see/hear him; check out is podcast I'm just happy.

  • @GenXPower
    @GenXPower 3 года назад +25

    I am now a better driver and a better person for having listened to this. Thank you for your service, Bill.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 3 года назад +1

    Bill burr perfectly encapsulates my driving style.
    Considerate, and full of rage.

  • @mastershake2073
    @mastershake2073 5 лет назад +60

    Bill Burr is literally my spirit animal. This man is me😂

  • @Voltron4ev4
    @Voltron4ev4 4 года назад +38

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave." Oh Bill, you crack me up.

  • @christopherbeason7435
    @christopherbeason7435 3 года назад +52

    He could do 20 seasons of this and I’d buy every episode

  • @rog69min
    @rog69min Год назад +1

    I would watch hours of this material

  • @trikstari7687
    @trikstari7687 4 года назад +15

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal when I'm driving.

  • @donniemills967
    @donniemills967 4 года назад +57

    Bill Burr: "How do you keep your calm when you're leading"
    Danica Patrick: "I never lead"

  • @12many4you
    @12many4you 5 лет назад +10

    Bill Burr out there making me feel like a well adjusted, calm friendly driver

  • @Gijeff69
    @Gijeff69 2 года назад

    We’re “Birds of a feather” Bill!!
    So much alike in our views of the world!!! You’re the best man!!

  • @joncarelli9941
    @joncarelli9941 5 лет назад +5

    I love Bill Burr! So angry yet so self aware. He's the best!

  • @HGSNJ
    @HGSNJ 5 лет назад +75

    Why Ya Goin' to Indianapolis Bill?!?!?!

  • @yenrabjb
    @yenrabjb 6 лет назад +52

    This is like watching myself drive, even down to the pastiness.

  • @ScreamingEagleFTW
    @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 года назад +1

    "anger is when you have expectations of other people" ya.. thats sounds pretty accurate.

  • @mladensk
    @mladensk 4 года назад +16

    I commute to work in Toronto every day with my husband and I feel like you are channeling him! We are off this week for the holidays so this helped me with my angry driver withdrawal.

  • @jaylarkin4331
    @jaylarkin4331 5 лет назад +8

    "I always jog in the crosswalk, do the wave" I feel him on that one. LoL

  • @growthandunderstanding
    @growthandunderstanding 5 лет назад +91

    This is 90% of why I left LA.

    • @ThePanshow10
      @ThePanshow10 4 года назад +2

      junk can thank you

    • @SoulEraser000
      @SoulEraser000 4 года назад +2

      @@ThePanshow10 here come the defensive LA people

  • @PR0M3TH3U5
    @PR0M3TH3U5 2 года назад +2

    Bill switching lanes on a solid line and calling that person a douche was peak comedy