Bill Burr gives us a Tour of NYC - May 2011

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  • @Humanshieldchorus00
    @Humanshieldchorus00 8 лет назад +594

    Bill has the most relaxed walk, of any human, ever

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +9

      It's called being hot and tired 😂

    • @jameschauvet3140
      @jameschauvet3140 5 лет назад +9

      With being the most volatile person of all time haha

    • @Humanshieldchorus00
      @Humanshieldchorus00 4 года назад +1

      @elizabeth goddard huh?

    • @laminebaazi4376
      @laminebaazi4376 3 года назад +1

      hes literally above socialization

    • @MonsterNaps
      @MonsterNaps 3 года назад +20

      That's the "I grew up in a city and need to look tough enough to not get mugged on my way home every night" walk. People in small towns can afford to look hurried.

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 10 лет назад +437

    Jerry did his show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." Bill Burr should have his own show where he walks down the streets of several cities badmouthing people behind their backs.
    Not even kidding, I would pay for this to happen.

    • @rocker1821
      @rocker1821 10 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @20MDM
      @20MDM 10 лет назад

      that would be epic.

    • @richie8811
      @richie8811 9 лет назад +4

      Comedians in Tracksuits Badmouthing People

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 6 лет назад

      Chris, the hell are you doing here

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth 6 лет назад

      You and Burr are my two favorites to watch when I need a laugh. Was nice seeing your comment while lurking on ancient content.

  • @slantyrock
    @slantyrock 9 лет назад +209

    The shit he says about random passersbys is fucking classic.

    • @luclapierre7621
      @luclapierre7621 8 лет назад +7

      +slantyrock The comment about that one lady's bush fucking killed me.

    • @chimpwimp9407
      @chimpwimp9407 8 лет назад +26

      "Look at this guy, he just killed his girlfriend." Comedic gold right there.

    • @OldSchoolDudeGaming
      @OldSchoolDudeGaming 8 лет назад +4

      Dude really did have that look lol

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x Год назад

      @@chimpwimp9407 that dude had some serious serial killer vibes

    • @billepperson2662
      @billepperson2662 6 месяцев назад

      10:58 The "gate of horn (odd name for a club no?) bust" happened in Chicago, 1962... 🤣

  • @GiantSandles
    @GiantSandles 9 лет назад +366

    "You're probably wondering why we didn't show you Times Square. Well some day you'll come to New York and you'll realize why."
    I went to NY last June and that really rings true lol

    • @Jack655321
      @Jack655321 9 лет назад +10

      +GiantSandles Yup. If you want to experience the real NYC you stay as far away from that neon tourist trap as possible. Me and my buddies figured that out on day 1 :D

    • @nexiusnews
      @nexiusnews 8 лет назад +36

      except most TURE New Yorkers know that it was not always like that. I remember when it was mostly Hookers,Pimps,Porn shops and Awesome video games and discount kung fu movies on VHS. It was an awesome place once

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss 4 года назад +4

      Eh, I've been to NYC like 6 times and I still like the energy of midtown. You wouldn't want to spend more than like 20 minutes there though.

    • @devendrakoli9609
      @devendrakoli9609 3 года назад +1

      Can you please explain why?

    • @GiantSandles
      @GiantSandles 3 года назад +6

      @@devendrakoli9609 It’s really busy and not actually that impressive once you get there, I walked through there once on like a Thursday evening and there were so many people you were basically walking in slow motion to get through there

  • @ott537
    @ott537 11 лет назад +467

    Bill Burr needs a show on Travel channel.

    • @jordanrioscreations
      @jordanrioscreations 11 лет назад +9

      Maybe if they didn't end up just censoring everything in the first place.

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz 6 лет назад

      he should.. but i mean theres so many vids by now of him traveling.. basically just search on youtube..

    • @JCM-LedZeppelin-Stories
      @JCM-LedZeppelin-Stories 3 года назад

      LeBron James has one...

  • @buddysunk
    @buddysunk 9 лет назад +154

    "holy shit theres that person I dont know!" LOL.

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee8221 8 лет назад +119

    Lol he asked the taxi driver a question, then the next shot is bill walking" I got kicked out of the fucking cab". 6:34

  • @OeilPhotography
    @OeilPhotography 8 лет назад +974

    Bill looks like Van Gogh

  • @danielburfitt7985
    @danielburfitt7985 Год назад +7

    How have I only discovered this now in 2023? Bill talking shit about passers by had me pissing myself laughing 😆

  • @vice-sama3015
    @vice-sama3015 5 лет назад +50

    "It always struck me as odd that she knew where richard gere lived". Dude, this is not comedy, this is art.

  • @iCHAWY
    @iCHAWY 10 лет назад +51

    "Brought a whole piano here. A whole fuckin piano." LOL best line.

  • @moderatesunited
    @moderatesunited 2 года назад +10

    Wish Bill still did these. They are fantastic.

  • @giovannipascarella3167
    @giovannipascarella3167 7 лет назад +106

    "This is something I wish I had more time to do: hanging out here in the park, taking in a little bit of nature and.... shit on people as the walk by" - Bill Burr NYC 2011
    Priceless

  • @ClayLoomis1958
    @ClayLoomis1958 5 лет назад +54

    Anger is the most incredible motivator of comedy. It's depression turned to a more manageable form than violence. Carlin, Pryor, Kinison..... These were angry men who found you could laugh, and make others laugh, at your pain. Listen to Burr for even a short time, and the anger underlining his humor is papable. He's great fun.

  • @willastralian7141
    @willastralian7141 4 года назад +9

    Seeing the formation of Bill’s bits that are now world famous is something special

  • @uriahisonline
    @uriahisonline 13 лет назад +13

    I love the kid nearly walking into him and Bill brings his fist up just in time for it to be a threatening gesture, Bill Burr is the man!

  • @seanharvey9622
    @seanharvey9622 7 лет назад +26

    "Ever see Supersize Me? That's me, Spylock Gertrude". Pissed myself laughing.

  • @simplyecksplicit
    @simplyecksplicit 10 лет назад +76

    LMFAO @8:40
    Bill: Look at this guy, he just killed his girlfriend. You think those sunglasses are hiding the fucking murderous look on your face? What are you gonna do with the body man?
    Hilarious!!!

  • @legacy917
    @legacy917 12 лет назад +12

    Being in New York constantly, it feels so good to hear a comedian express my sentiments. Of course he does a waaayyyy better job than I ever could, but the observation is brilliant and poignant. Good job Bill!

  • @HipHopAn0n
    @HipHopAn0n 10 лет назад +52

    The rare comic who is hilarious on stage and off.

  • @CareyPortnoyBeauford
    @CareyPortnoyBeauford 9 лет назад +94

    8:01 LOL "If you're not on tour with Prince there's no reason.."

  • @cloudpuffer224
    @cloudpuffer224 8 лет назад +149

    am i the only one that heard "hey whats going on its bill burr" and expect to hear "and this is the monday morning podcast and I'MMMMMMM just checkin in on you"

  • @spaceboy1250
    @spaceboy1250 10 лет назад +104

    6:33 We got kicked out of the fucking cab....HAHAHAHA lost it

    • @Oakshield2
      @Oakshield2 10 лет назад +22

      Best part right after it, "what you gonna do with the body maaan?"

  • @ttlpwn34
    @ttlpwn34 9 лет назад +142

    Loved the part about the guy that "killed his girlfriend" lol he did look suspicious as fuck!

    • @Fridayfridge
      @Fridayfridge 8 лет назад +3

      Haha! Agreed!

    • @mojorisin7371
      @mojorisin7371 11 месяцев назад

      He can't hide the murderous look on his face 😂😂

  • @Noblesavage77
    @Noblesavage77 5 лет назад +33

    "I can't wait for homosexual to get married and have have to go through a divorce"..... LMFAO 😂 😂

  • @cole165311
    @cole165311 8 лет назад +47

    How does the cameraman not shake from laughter through this whole thing

  • @500passwords
    @500passwords 12 лет назад +8

    just stumbled onto these tour videos . wow
    this shit is great . bill is just like one of the guys .
    fame hasnt gone to his head , big big fan now

  • @TrayOne618
    @TrayOne618 11 лет назад +39

    Bill walks like he's about to fuck someone up haha

    • @DietDrMario
      @DietDrMario 10 лет назад +2

      They all walk like that from Massachusetts

  • @coolworx
    @coolworx 10 лет назад +53

    "High Maintenance... 12 o'clock! 12 o'clock!!"
    Heh... it's like he's calling in an air strike. ;-)
    Bill, you're hilarious.

  • @arredondo_c93
    @arredondo_c93 6 лет назад +31

    I like how he took us through the real New York not the TV New York like times square.

  • @MrWiebez
    @MrWiebez 9 лет назад +6

    Omfg Bull Burr is the greatest comedic personality I've ever seen/heard. Can't get enough of him

  • @mohtoadh
    @mohtoadh 8 лет назад +10

    This is one of the greatest moments in the modern history of comedy.

  • @RaDy123lOl
    @RaDy123lOl 10 лет назад +4

    I would love to see him do the whole podcast like this.

  • @Simpleton_X
    @Simpleton_X 13 лет назад +4

    LMAO! The shots of Bill just walking around babbling, insulting random people are fucking hilarious. Genius idea. Funny watching the one guy who slows down behind his buddy and comes around to compliment Bill at 7:43

  • @agitatedmongoose
    @agitatedmongoose 3 года назад +4

    Man, it must be fun to be him. Just amuse yourself nonstop all day long. Topnotch musings at the drop of a hat. I could listen to him all day.

  • @Xplorerhobo
    @Xplorerhobo 9 лет назад +26

    "Holy shit that's that person I don't know"
    His hilariousness just seems so effortless

  • @Celeritate7
    @Celeritate7 8 лет назад +12

    "how fuckin hairy is that bush" LMAO

  • @Pgh2Dall
    @Pgh2Dall 13 лет назад +3

    greatest tour i have ever been on..MMPC is the greatest podcast ever..thanks bills for entertainment

  • @miguelk.705
    @miguelk.705 8 лет назад +251

    "i'm christopher titus"
    "hepatitis?"

    • @SIFrepresent
      @SIFrepresent 8 лет назад +22

      Model?

    • @brunosoares9839
      @brunosoares9839 8 лет назад +34

      modal?

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 8 лет назад

      Miguel de la vega geranium

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 6 лет назад +1

      i googled that guy
      wtf he looks like Bill XDDD

    • @TheJustJoe
      @TheJustJoe 5 лет назад

      Chris titus had a series about 15 years back. I believe they know each other. Titus was funny af, alot of the same humor as Burr

  • @bangtansoya9046
    @bangtansoya9046 4 года назад +3

    What I love about NYC, especially Manhattan, is that while it is one of the most densely populated places on earth, you can still act like the craziest person there and no one will bat an eye. I live in an industrial place in Sweden, myself. Here, people will look at you and even stare, even when you're not doing anything. It's really peaceful here, kind of like the place you'd wanna move to after you retire, but man.... The people are stretched so damn thin. Whenever they meet someone they can't help but study or judge them. And not in the nice way......
    Where I live it's lonely as hell, but you still feel like you're being watched all the damn time. In NYC you're never alone, but because there's always so much happening, you feel like you're alone. It's like you're hiding in plane sight. I mean just look at Bill, he's walking around like he's talking to himself, but barely anyone is noticing him.

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 8 лет назад +182

    8:45 "Why are you going to Minneapolis, Bill?"

    • @iivv_nn
      @iivv_nn 7 лет назад

      hahahahaha

    • @cloughie1981
      @cloughie1981 6 лет назад

      LOL that cracked me the fuck up

    • @Kjca_1998
      @Kjca_1998 6 лет назад +18

      *Indianapolis*

    • @thetrimreaper1019
      @thetrimreaper1019 6 лет назад +3

      @@Kjca_1998 - Yeah, thats the city from the plane ride story not Minneapolis

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 4 года назад

      thegrimyeaper aged nicely

  • @ironcross420
    @ironcross420 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dude that 90's video settings/filter took me back. Becker...

  • @ClaversOdhiambo
    @ClaversOdhiambo 7 лет назад +33

    Hahahahaa....'he's gonna get pecked to death one day when he runs out of seeds' oooooooh Billy u're the best

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 5 лет назад

      Clavers Odhiambo people will quote anything

  • @chinezyxx
    @chinezyxx 13 лет назад +2

    Bill Burr Tours are AWESOME !! Keep making these !!

  • @Earlosaur
    @Earlosaur 8 лет назад +9

    "get on the ground! you owe us a dollar seventy five! ahaha.. bill burr the man

  • @mathiaslizm9561
    @mathiaslizm9561 10 лет назад +134

    Bill Burr can tour my funeral

  • @maker.23
    @maker.23 8 лет назад +19

    "That dude thinks I'm crazy" 7:24
    HAHAHAH

  • @youngrizzy7
    @youngrizzy7 12 лет назад +3

    Bill Burr i wanna thank you my dude. I listen to you every morning and you just get my day started on a positive note man. Always got me laughin. Salute

  • @useyourphuqinhead812
    @useyourphuqinhead812 11 лет назад +11

    Lmao "Get off the train, stand clear of the doors, ya fuckin cunts". Bill's the fucking best.

  • @mojorisin7371
    @mojorisin7371 11 месяцев назад +2

    Basically the average Massachusetts street kids personality. So observing and can make fun of anything and make it sound funny because it's true. The cockiness, confident face and walk and amazing comic banter is top notch, just go to Boston and observe in any project lol the best free comedy you can get. Nowhere is better then New York and Boston on sarcastic humor ✌🏽❤️

  • @JD-yy7yo
    @JD-yy7yo 8 лет назад +3

    Bill is my favorite comedian hands down. Straight savage.

  • @randman21
    @randman21 13 лет назад +1

    That shit about the emergency shirt was fabulous. I wish I could think that fast.

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 6 лет назад +6

    -Who are you ?
    -Christopher Titus
    Best line

  • @Happyheart146
    @Happyheart146 2 года назад +2

    Total class! Loved every minute of it!

  • @davidofpiano423
    @davidofpiano423 8 лет назад +6

    The face he makes when he says, "This is where all the QUEEERS live"... hysterical

  • @Skelaxin
    @Skelaxin 13 лет назад +2

    Bill Burr, with a wire, talking shit about people, walking around like Robert Stack.
    This needs to become a continual thing. Bill is golden at improv.
    Monday Morning Podcast!

  • @vesacksi
    @vesacksi 5 лет назад +7

    "DJs trying to find some four bar loops that make you feel good when you are on extacy or something" looooooool

    • @213byron
      @213byron 4 года назад

      Funny because it’s true

  • @swingingfordearlife
    @swingingfordearlife 13 лет назад +4

    time flew while watching this, Bill is a legend

  • @imjack1041
    @imjack1041 4 года назад +4

    That subway part had me dying. This guy is a genius.

  • @texas0828
    @texas0828 Год назад +1

    The love of my life

  • @J3r155
    @J3r155 10 лет назад +19

    @8:30 everytime I've visited nyc and went to central park i saw that exact guy with the pigeons cant believe he's still there

  • @maryjane-ip3tr
    @maryjane-ip3tr 5 лет назад +1

    I grew up in Brooklyn and all this reminds me it back in the 80's.

  • @IamPCGaming
    @IamPCGaming 11 лет назад +33

    binged on bill burr today cant laugh anymore :(

  • @markmtb182
    @markmtb182 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn, he needs to start doing these again. It's like a travel podcast/public roast

  • @EpigeneticAlteration
    @EpigeneticAlteration 8 лет назад +31

    "He said bruins" LOL

  • @bfmv580
    @bfmv580 13 лет назад +1

    Really enjoyed this, NYC is a very unique place, great tour Bill. Pretty cool seeing you run into fans of yours too.

  • @oliverandm
    @oliverandm 12 лет назад +3

    "Thought you were the guy from Supersize me" his face haha!

  • @LuckyChuck795
    @LuckyChuck795 6 лет назад

    I love the cut from him talking about the bruins and lighting to him walking down the street from getting kicked out of the cab lol GOLD

  • @mohtoadh
    @mohtoadh 8 лет назад +4

    "wailing cunts with a guitar" that fucking killed me.

  • @jetblackc22
    @jetblackc22 13 лет назад

    I've never had more respect for Bill Burr than after watching this... everything was spot on.

  • @gabrieldemarco8756
    @gabrieldemarco8756 10 месяцев назад +3

    "I'm Carrot Top" fucked me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @Imissmusicvideos
    @Imissmusicvideos 5 лет назад +2

    Times Square would be one of the last places I'd wanna go too, and I've never set foot in nyc. Bill Burr is such a relaxed, funny guy. Need more comedians like him. Got recognized a few times on the street. She thought he was Morgan Spurlock. lol

  • @samidalao3071
    @samidalao3071 8 лет назад +5

    I loved the first minute when he shat on the Knicks. Lol

  • @josephohora1287
    @josephohora1287 Год назад +1

    You can't buy a better tour!!!! The real City

  • @liquidgoldjewels1846
    @liquidgoldjewels1846 5 лет назад +3

    no script your funny as hell bro

  • @ProJanitor
    @ProJanitor 12 лет назад +2

    This has to be the best tour yet

  • @GearsDemon
    @GearsDemon 9 лет назад +339

    Man him talking about his past makes me realize i'm not living enough. Too much time on a computer at work/at home. Fuck i need to get out more.

    • @JulleHimself
      @JulleHimself 9 лет назад +9

      +GearsDemon through out your computer and do something creative instead! learn an instrument, start skating, surfing, painting, anything but sitting there doing nothing.

    • @GearsDemon
      @GearsDemon 9 лет назад +11

      +JulleHimself You're right. I bought an electric guitar a while ago and haven't been playing it very much. I should definitely look for a teacher and take lessons. Been working out since last month at a gym, which i've never done before. On top of those things I just need to go to events or something. Thanks for the suggestions.

    • @theman211294
      @theman211294 9 лет назад +7

      +GearsDemon That's what happens when you live in a big city. More to do, more people to meet, etc.

    • @victoralmanzar1273
      @victoralmanzar1273 9 лет назад +15

      +theman211294 lol that's not always the case., i live in nyc and barely go out most days from my apartment. Of course that's totally my decision but I'm not a very social or outgoing person and I know I'm missing out a lot.

    • @corradocervino6079
      @corradocervino6079 9 лет назад +3

      ☝🏻️ you of course never been to NYC your next neighbor is probably 20 miles away. If you ever lived in NYC, you would know your limits of being outside, money, events, friends etc.

  • @Souleman561
    @Souleman561 8 лет назад +4

    these are good, you should do one for a major city in each state, could help build up your podcast to the poitn where u can get sponosrship or ads that will actually be worth taking.

  • @lucky44124
    @lucky44124 13 лет назад +1

    These are awesome! Someone needs to give Bill a Travel show!

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 4 года назад +3

    I love how he opens the video with the same phrase as his podcasts. Is that just how he talks, in general?
    *Ordering Dinner:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to order a pizzaaaHHH"
    *Calling the Police:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to report a burglaAAHHHHHH"
    *Getting the housework done:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to hire a paintaAAAAHHHHH"
    *Bill goes to confession (awww GEEZZUSSH) :* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and like to confess my sins"
    *Ol' Freckles attends AA:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's been over a year since my last drink"

  • @zetterburger
    @zetterburger 13 лет назад +1

    I love these tours, keep them up

  • @spunkyspaz
    @spunkyspaz 5 лет назад +3

    "You do comedy and you eat crepes, God there's so many levels to you!"
    That made me lol

  • @Ryodante
    @Ryodante 8 месяцев назад +1

    Vloging before it was cool , this is so awesome xD

  • @DoojeenDoonican
    @DoojeenDoonican 11 лет назад +5

    Very funny - I love this sort of irreverent humour - please do one on London

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад

    I thank you for uploading this, this helps to go through a morning filled with hardships.
    Taking a walk with bill.
    And gentrification is a biiitch, just imagine if he was walking us through eighties/nineties NYC.

  • @MsNirvana67
    @MsNirvana67 11 лет назад +4

    lol 16:13 When you've lost your ass off at the horse races, that's what they give you, a shirt like that... I thought I was good at people watching commentaries, but I think he's got me beat! Lol You're a classic BB! Making history homie!

    • @ST74UK
      @ST74UK 10 лет назад

      Yeah that comment made me spit my drink everywhere >_

    • @MsNirvana67
      @MsNirvana67 10 лет назад

      Steve Thomas LOL

  • @astroglide420
    @astroglide420 11 лет назад

    Thanks for the tour Bill!

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 7 месяцев назад +4

    Burr telling people he is Chris Titus lol

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats 3 года назад +2

    This is actually so sad nothing will be like this again because of COVID this video is like a time machine now 😔

  • @faminefrawley2684
    @faminefrawley2684 8 дней назад +4

    i scrolled for a bit. no one noticed the woman's hand stuffed in her man's pant's walk behind bill @13:13

  • @MrRezRising
    @MrRezRising 5 лет назад +1

    I'm 49 now, and I moved into that building behind you, across from Cafe Wa, in 1992, spent many years hitting Ben's and Mamoun's. That light blue entrance is still there.
    Fun vid, Bill. Good memories of that entire area.
    Edit: Are you fucking kidding me this Generation Records shit!? I bought my first Rush bootleg there. Great great store.
    I feel very old when I go to the Village these days too.
    Were you just following me around in 1995???? 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @johnc5258
    @johnc5258 9 лет назад +6

    its weird how older people say theyre getting old when memory alludes them.
    Memory alludes people of all ages. dont have to be old to forget the name of a specific street

  • @DWUSG
    @DWUSG 8 лет назад

    bill shines brighter than an angel

  • @KalvinMauveMusic
    @KalvinMauveMusic 5 лет назад +4

    "He's gonna get pecked to death when he runs out of seeds" :)

  • @eddiebetty9831
    @eddiebetty9831 4 дня назад

    "If you have a bad set at the Comedy Store, they turn off the lights on the Empire State Building". 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @psme3
    @psme3 6 месяцев назад +4

    "That guys shorts are way too short, there's no way that's coming back again"
    Unfortunately, he was wrong

  • @thegreatrenaldo7718
    @thegreatrenaldo7718 Месяц назад +1

    Man I miss these

  • @apemellowman
    @apemellowman 11 лет назад +6

    The last 5 min all i could think was EAT YOUR CREPE ALREADY!....haha

  • @frankwuzhere4860
    @frankwuzhere4860 3 года назад +1

    @ 6.45 I never knew that people actually walked like this outside of GTA IV.

  • @asrarhassan
    @asrarhassan 9 лет назад +5

    You sir are fucking amazing. Awesome stuff I watched there, enjoyed every bit.