Bill Burr- Friend had a Baby with the WRONG Lady!!

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  • @N20154
    @N20154 3 года назад +265

    I love these thumbnails

    • @naomisoze2862
      @naomisoze2862 2 года назад +4

      I SWEAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They Draw Me Into The Video Instantly & NEVER DISAPPOINT

  • @IGotBoergs
    @IGotBoergs 3 года назад +318

    Yo... don‘t go to stripclubs if you‘re in a relationship

    • @renabshire4704
      @renabshire4704 3 года назад +23

      Yea this dude is a dope

    • @jayc7844
      @jayc7844 3 года назад +7

      Unless its a bachelor party

    • @Back4Fungame
      @Back4Fungame 3 года назад +9

      except with ur gf

    • @IGotBoergs
      @IGotBoergs 3 года назад +4

      @@Back4Fungame I’d love a girl that chill

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 года назад +4

      @@IGotBoergs Then find that girl bro 👊🏻

  • @AdADglgmutShevanel
    @AdADglgmutShevanel 2 года назад +128

    As a man, I really don't understand the whole going to a strip club the day before getting married.

    • @curlyguy2790
      @curlyguy2790 2 года назад

      It's the whole "last day of freedom" concept. Because (presumably) you'll never get to see another naked wamen ever again.

    • @nloc1929
      @nloc1929 2 года назад +6

      I always assumed it was mainly for the Groomsmen, I personally didn't bother with it

    • @doom-driveneap4569
      @doom-driveneap4569 2 года назад +10

      Me either bro, that doesn't make sense to me; my bachelor's party I am definitely getting drunk, with my closest loved ones, and bumping the music I love and dancing my ass off

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 года назад +6

      They are not that fun

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 2 года назад +1

      You can't touch so what's the point?

  • @Will-ud4wr
    @Will-ud4wr 3 года назад +24

    New morning routine: rub one out and then write the goals for the day. Thanks Bill

  • @ImSorryOfficer
    @ImSorryOfficer 3 года назад +290

    It's always bitter singles that want to "rescue" their friend from a committed relationship.

    • @Wbs007
      @Wbs007 3 года назад +15

      They jelly belly

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 года назад +28

      Did you listen to the letter? This guy needs rescuing. The girl is insecure and controlling, even though she is right about the horny at strip clubs part.

    • @Wbs007
      @Wbs007 3 года назад +14

      @@andyd6338 you jelly belly

    • @Wbs007
      @Wbs007 3 года назад +9

      We all jelly belly listening to the red belly

    • @Wbs007
      @Wbs007 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jonhickey2311
    @jonhickey2311 2 года назад +83

    So his buddy is calling him crazy because they disagree on strip clubs? If I heard one of my "friends" talking about my Girlfriend like this, "crazy bitch" all that other shit our friendship is done immediately. How disrespect, and that goes for the other way around aswell.

    • @dfgiuy22
      @dfgiuy22 2 года назад

      Is she crazy though bro? Good in the sack?

    • @tamie341
      @tamie341 Год назад

      He seems like he is young and inexperienced to me but who knows. Sounds like he is just jealous that she is taking his friend which again is just part of life and something he needs to get over

  • @soccerislife6108
    @soccerislife6108 3 года назад +83

    As a substitute teacher I am offended sir😂😂

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine2343 3 года назад +43

    Underrated: Post nut clarity

    • @AltijdReno
      @AltijdReno 3 года назад +1

      Too sad for some of 'em that's too late

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 года назад +1

      I think there's a word for it in Japanese

    • @mhdqr897
      @mhdqr897 2 года назад

      A life changing concept!

  • @lewisdcall
    @lewisdcall 3 года назад +382

    Honestly nothing she said was illogical or out of order. If you're having a kid with your partner you shouldn't be going to strip clubs, personally I don't think you should go at all if you're in a relationship no matter how long.

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 3 года назад +77

      Honestly, strip clubs, pornography, cam girls/onlyfans are just more societal poison

    • @simonacland9028
      @simonacland9028 3 года назад +32

      I never like the idea of having to pay for those kinds of services. Always made me laugh when ide be made fun of for disliking that crap haha. Maybe I didn't need it but anyway 😅

    • @mortson978
      @mortson978 3 года назад +20

      @@FriezaSucks I've got nothing against strip clubs. I can see why some guys want to go out and see some naked girls, no strings attached. I absolutely agree with you about onlyfans though. Those guys are throwing good money at what is essentially a terrible relationship simulation. That does happen at strip clubs too, but not on that level of sheer patheticness.

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 года назад +5

      Fair enough on that but what about the "controls who he can and cannot be friend with"

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 года назад +7

      @@FriezaSucks too much of anything is poison

  • @Marcelo-ol7lf
    @Marcelo-ol7lf 2 года назад +54

    What kind of friend takes a married/engaged man to a strip club?

  • @superkillr
    @superkillr 3 года назад +13

    "Rub one out once a day"--- Uhhh yeah.. that's a cutback for most.

  • @EikottXD
    @EikottXD 3 года назад +15

    Every podcast listener is freaking out right now at the intro 😂

  • @simonsimon805
    @simonsimon805 2 года назад +24

    The friend who brought up the strippers is just one of those guys who can't handle his friend in a relationship.

    • @arimonroe7060
      @arimonroe7060 Год назад

      Those guys are weird and need 24hr access its insane

  • @schoolboymakhaba7462
    @schoolboymakhaba7462 3 года назад +15

    Bill " rub one out" Burr

  • @brodiesmartin1897
    @brodiesmartin1897 2 года назад +4

    That long pause into mediocre haha gotta love Bill

  • @sctkarter1111
    @sctkarter1111 2 года назад +2

    “Would you rather get the shit kicked out of ya by a substitute teacher” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @namenome3680
    @namenome3680 2 года назад +2

    "rub one out and then think about" and i live by that

  • @juice2620
    @juice2620 3 года назад +3

    "Our sex drive is like your period, it causes us to do crazy shit"

  • @ProcashFloyd
    @ProcashFloyd 3 года назад +35

    What do these guys do for a living, I mean who goes to a strip club when your girl is pregnant. He makes it sound like it's a casual thing like it is going to a burger joint or something. Man, love bill's podcast you get to listen to all kinds of wierdos of the world.

  • @TheMohaChannel
    @TheMohaChannel 2 года назад +4

    Hahahahaha 11:03 I thought I was the only weirdo who was doing that. I rub one out, that post clarity hits me, I clean up, take a sheet of paper, make a list with stuff that needs to be done and just do shit like a decent human being

  • @j.borchard2208
    @j.borchard2208 2 года назад

    Spot on Advice Bill!

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo 2 года назад +1

    Dude goes to the club for the articles

  • @gideon9849
    @gideon9849 3 года назад +16

    If a fun night out is hanging out in a strip club...
    maybe you should make better life goals

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 2 года назад +3

    Depends on what we're talking about when we say "sandwiches" because if we're counting anything between two slides of bread/buns, maybe excluding hamburgers and chicken sandwiches, then yeah sandwiches are great. Grilled cheese and ham with some soup, some cooked ham lettuce and mayo? Peanut butter and banana? Lots of great options.

  • @nicholasramirez7637
    @nicholasramirez7637 3 года назад +6

    Goddammit bill almost made me choke on my mac n cheese 🤣

    • @jZamora87
      @jZamora87 2 года назад

      I bet you love choking on bigger things

  • @secretchannel2151
    @secretchannel2151 3 года назад +3

    oh jheezus

  • @TheBlomberFactory
    @TheBlomberFactory 2 года назад +1

    You Gatta do it once a day fellas

  • @k4ir0s
    @k4ir0s 3 года назад +4

    I subscribed for the thumbnails

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 2 года назад

    Bill "Just Rub One Out" Burr

  • @George-pl7eu
    @George-pl7eu Год назад

    Goes to stop club to listen to music lol

  • @mrchocolatetoast1355
    @mrchocolatetoast1355 2 года назад

    "Rub one out and then think about it" should be on t-shirts

  • @nickkraft1370
    @nickkraft1370 2 года назад

    I subscribed after seeing the channel name lol

  • @gabe8138
    @gabe8138 2 года назад +7

    I'm totally on that dudes wife side except for dictating who he can and can't talk to

    • @Garium87
      @Garium87 2 года назад +5

      Normally I would agree, but the fact that the nutjob who wrote that letter is "trying for years" to "help his friend to understand how crazy his wife is" makes me understand her a bit more. Her boyfriend is clearly hanging out with bitter losers who are trying to sabotage their relationship. Or at least with one loser.

  • @Reggie-tf4ex
    @Reggie-tf4ex 3 года назад

    Great episode

  • @huare7946
    @huare7946 2 года назад

    Wow this is an old one

  • @nidhavellir
    @nidhavellir 2 года назад

    “Our sex drive is like your period.” There’s your free psychology degree right there.

  • @AmericaLexicon
    @AmericaLexicon Год назад

    My favorite sandwich is the Monte Cristo

  • @KS-md3uj
    @KS-md3uj 2 года назад +1

    "Our sex drive is like your period" 😂 Good to know, Bill...good to know..

  • @angelicaangel2624
    @angelicaangel2624 3 года назад +31

    This girl ain't crazy. She's very smart actually. He's not relationship material if he goes to a strip club or has social media...he's for the streets!

    • @eliminator173
      @eliminator173 3 года назад +17

      Having social media? How tf is that unworthy of relationship material?

    • @angelicaangel2624
      @angelicaangel2624 3 года назад +4

      @@eliminator173 Male or female having social media of any kind is a red flag. Too easy to make connections and get tempted. What straight man needs Instagram? Or Facebook? Or Snapchat? They don't. Full stop. Women use social media for attention from other men and men use it to scope other women...

    • @eliminator173
      @eliminator173 3 года назад +22

      @@angelicaangel2624 you've caught a partner looking at chicks on social media huh?

    • @angelicaangel2624
      @angelicaangel2624 3 года назад +3

      @@eliminator173 Never. I would never get involved with a man with social media of any kind. Men should stay away from women with it too.

    • @eliminator173
      @eliminator173 3 года назад +10

      @@angelicaangel2624 i mean youtube is a social media technically. Your take is a little extreme for me even though ive only had facebook and i barely use it but alas.

  • @amergammas9702
    @amergammas9702 3 года назад +1

    I come here for the thumbnails

  • @johnphillip2566
    @johnphillip2566 3 года назад

    Soooooo
    Many
    Commercials

  • @cheguevara3392
    @cheguevara3392 Год назад

    A sandwich is cool, but nothing can beat cooked meals!

  • @leonelhernandez220
    @leonelhernandez220 3 года назад +2

    I go to tata clubs to look for investors ;)

  • @andreahaynes9623
    @andreahaynes9623 3 года назад +9

    Sometimes wussy guys use their girlfriend as an excuse when they don’t wanna do something:-)

  • @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw
    @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw 3 года назад

    Bill thumbnails are funnier than Kevin Hart and Amy Shumer

  • @Jonathan-pn2dq
    @Jonathan-pn2dq 3 года назад +4

    How does one gain 1.5"?

  • @Back4Fungame
    @Back4Fungame 3 года назад

    the stripper story made laugh hard

  • @Secretdawg925
    @Secretdawg925 2 года назад +2

    Thos guys who wrote in is upset his friend has a life and he's doing nothing but eating cheap lunch at a strip club crying to himself

  • @xHideousFoxx
    @xHideousFoxx 3 года назад

    how do you write an email in to yaaa?

  • @Back4Fungame
    @Back4Fungame 3 года назад

    the sex drive rant is too deep, i can't even

  • @chrissy9153
    @chrissy9153 2 года назад

    I’ll never understand people wanting to have a baby together without being married if you’re that serious get married before having kids

  • @LW-ej6id
    @LW-ej6id 2 года назад

    How do you ask Bill a question?

  • @haleytruslow7200
    @haleytruslow7200 2 года назад +1

    I don’t want my boyfriend to go to a strip club either. Call me crazy

  • @Happyheart146
    @Happyheart146 Год назад

    Laydeees, don't like that shit dude, if you're so hellbent on doing it, don't fkn tell em!

  • @paw9213
    @paw9213 3 года назад +1

    “Seinfeldian joke”
    That’s a great term

  • @Daniel_B79
    @Daniel_B79 2 года назад

    Is this email about me? It sure feels like it.

  • @louispconstant6624
    @louispconstant6624 2 года назад +1

    This dude is completely wrong. First of all it's none of his fucking business really unless the mate expressed he feels like crap, which then the convo should be easy.
    How is it ok to go to a stripclub on a casual boys night out while in a serious relationship?
    A bucks party or something ok.
    What if his gf started to hit up those man stripper clubs, bet he would have a problem then.
    The guy is just sooking because he doesn't get to go out with his mate like before the relationship and party up.

  • @powerwegy
    @powerwegy Год назад

    I've never been to a strip club as I find it a waste of money for them to get it up and not finish it off, and even if they can or did I'm to paranoid when it comes to germs, viruses and all that!

  • @TheStingyRay
    @TheStingyRay 2 года назад

    All of my girlfriends have had a stronger sex drive than me. Like multiple times a day, every fucking day

  • @patrickbrady447
    @patrickbrady447 Год назад

    You started off on the right foot, saying why does he want to go to a strip club in the first place and now the girlfriend is a syko, what did I miss.

  • @Andrew67911
    @Andrew67911 3 года назад

    Clickbait title wasn't in the video

  • @dp8897
    @dp8897 3 года назад +13

    Wasnt a fan of the strip club take but sandwiches are definitely underrated

    • @JoeBarron1027
      @JoeBarron1027 3 года назад +12

      Wasn't a fan of your comment but the strip club take was definitely underrated

    • @dp8897
      @dp8897 3 года назад +2

      @@JoeBarron1027 I feel that.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 года назад +1

      Why's that? U a stripper DP?

    • @thealexanderbond
      @thealexanderbond 3 года назад +1

      That's a moot point, something that's subjective can't be underrated.
      People who like them and eat them obviously don't underrate them, and people who don't like them don't care.
      You can only underrate something that is objectively and verifiably high quality, like rating Usain Bolt as a bad athlete.

    • @dp8897
      @dp8897 3 года назад +1

      @@thealexanderbond Thats craziness lol

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 2 месяца назад

    That girl did nothing wrong. Relationship means no strip club. No clubs in general

  • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
    @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 года назад

    3:13 BBDs?

  • @toasgreece
    @toasgreece 2 года назад

    Can you get someone else to read the letter Bill?

  • @seanc6754
    @seanc6754 2 года назад

    I have been to a strip club once and all I found it to be was a huge waste of money

  • @Guitario666
    @Guitario666 3 года назад

    4 ads within 1:07

  • @SLangel18
    @SLangel18 Год назад

    Im a woman, and idk I think the strip club is fun! First since I’m a girl, I can go in free. I get good deal on drinks and it’s more entertaining to see beautiful naked girls than going to a bar and watching sports.
    I’ve gone with my best friend, I’ve gone with my boyfriend and his friend. 🤷‍♀️
    The guy strip clubs are don’t really available. But you find a regular one in every corner in Miami.

  • @jonathanfang9612
    @jonathanfang9612 2 года назад

    Why is going to a strip club so necessary? Bad friend

  • @dwightmanne
    @dwightmanne 3 года назад

    Went to a strip club once and never saw the appeal of it. Maybe before tinder it was remarkable but going there to see semi naked women who charge a lot for a hand job vs a swipe on an app, an uber and takeaway.... I don't see the point.

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 2 года назад

    Never got into the strip club scene. Went for a couple of bachelor parties and that's it. I guess I have an issue with a woman only paying attention to me because I have money. I actually find it desperate and pathetic.

    • @amsequeira2282
      @amsequeira2282 2 года назад

      There is no difference between the stripper who only pays attention to a guy because of the money he has VS the woman who dates/marries/has baby with a guy because of the money he has. Most/all women are there for financial/security. That’s always been a priority for them. You meet a stripper, you pay for their time. Probably wont get them in bed, if you do, its gonna cost. You date a woman, you gotta pay for the dinner, date, gifts etc trying to impress her. She may/may not even sleep with you, either on the first night or never. There are a few factors in which a woman decides whether she’s gonna date or stick with a guy: what his financial situation is/ if there is financial stability for her. If you can sexually please her/ if you are packing or not. Us men on the other hand, we are easier to please and we can actually fall or go for any female, regardless of her looks, whether she can sexually please us, or her financial situation. We gotta jump through hoop after hoop to get and keep a womans interest in us. Im just saying 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @awsomeXstudios
    @awsomeXstudios Год назад

    I've never understood the appeal of a strip clubs sitting in a room full with shit music, overpriced liquor, and getting hard around other dude is not my ideal night. Father and brothers try to suggest it but I'm never on board.

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 2 года назад

    Guys can't go to a strip club yet ladies get to go to all-male reviews?? Where's the equality? If the relationship is strong, strip clubs are no issue.

    • @Gabster1990
      @Gabster1990 2 года назад +1

      It depends how often you go. I only go when a friend is getting married and they have their bachelor/bachelorette party.

  • @timbedell7809
    @timbedell7809 Год назад

    Mansion hot tub room cocaine rogaine

  • @garibaldi54
    @garibaldi54 3 года назад +1

    Women have the same drive a couple of days a month.

  • @oskarslapsa9057
    @oskarslapsa9057 3 года назад +1

    Can't you read or do they write without punctuation?

    • @nloc1929
      @nloc1929 2 года назад

      They're usually poorly written to be honest. You would think people would have someone look over their email, or put it into a read-aloud program first before sending it into the Podcast, apparently not.

  • @JaneDoesMind
    @JaneDoesMind 2 года назад

    Bill comparing 50yrs of uteran wall shedding, blood clots, painful cramping, monthly hormonal imbalances, and a fuck ton more blood... to mens sexual drive. Bruh.

  • @andyd6338
    @andyd6338 3 года назад +9

    Why do guys set up with girls like this? Why would you get someone pregnant that controls you, and then essentially give them this huge control over your life?

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 3 года назад +3

      Vagina. Simple as that. "Behold the flesh and the power that it holds."

    • @1x0x
      @1x0x 3 года назад +9

      you look like that kinda guy lmao

    • @firstnamelastname-vt6et
      @firstnamelastname-vt6et 3 года назад

      because guys are selfish during sex and don’t wear condoms

    • @gideon9849
      @gideon9849 3 года назад +4

      @@firstnamelastname-vt6et it takes two to tango

    • @Gabster1990
      @Gabster1990 2 года назад +1

      These men have no self respect, that's why.