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  • @genghischan69
    @genghischan69 2 года назад +125

    "Sounds like a serial killer" - continues reading ""I recently got my gun license"". That timing made me laugh out loud on the street 😂

  • @infinite9100
    @infinite9100 3 года назад +310

    “None of your being upset should involve your gun license” 😂💀

  • @TheOtherWarg
    @TheOtherWarg 3 года назад +208

    “You just freaked me out with the whole gun thing in the beginning, I’m not gonna lie to ya. It really had nothing to do with the story.” 😂😂😂

    • @sourbeer051
      @sourbeer051 2 года назад +9

      Literally chekhov's gun irl

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 2 года назад +18

      I died when he randomly got upset I’m the middle of the story
      “WHERE DOES THE GUN COME IN TO ALL THIS” 😂😂😂

    • @adrianh332
      @adrianh332 5 месяцев назад

      As a B list celebrity (at least) Bill is a target for any crazy out there especially when you consider how politically incorrect his comedy can be. Announcing this is possibly bills way of letting as many people know as possible that he's packing.

  • @user-vo2ik8gd7l
    @user-vo2ik8gd7l 3 года назад +71

    Lol the gun license thing has me rolling lmaoooo

  • @aimeerebecca1
    @aimeerebecca1 3 года назад +75

    Bill is so fatherly and sweet in this one.

    • @jovanhayes7597
      @jovanhayes7597 3 года назад +7

      Oh yeah he’s the man. He’s just like that Dave Chappelle quote from the Mark Twain awards where he said, quoting his mom, “sometimes you have to be a Lion so that you can be the lamb you really are”

  • @osirispluto8782
    @osirispluto8782 3 года назад +88

    "Everything in life is just getting through bombing. (Anything worth having, you have to go trough pain in order to get the pleasure/success/whatever the hell you want. You gotta work)" Noted. That's solid advice in my opinion. Gonna hold on to that one.

  • @lokithecat2712
    @lokithecat2712 3 года назад +206

    Sounds like she hooked up with Dennis from Philly

    • @VidyaBros1
      @VidyaBros1 3 года назад +6

      Nice Always Sunny reference lol.

    • @spidercat2841
      @spidercat2841 3 года назад +23

      Must have been the implication

    • @eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941
      @eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941 3 года назад +18

      She got Dennis’d. He’s separating entirely.

    • @Nopanop
      @Nopanop 3 года назад +5

      D.E.N.N.I.S

    • @carlosmm6945
      @carlosmm6945 3 года назад +7

      The famous and never failing D.E.N.N.I.S. system

  • @thatcallofdutygamer2823
    @thatcallofdutygamer2823 3 года назад +65

    Bill: “Everything in life is just about getting through bombing”
    Bin Laden: Don’t mind if I do

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 2 года назад +11

    You have to be willing to walk away from good for great. Walking away from good is more difficult than being lonely

  • @andyd6338
    @andyd6338 3 года назад +8

    The two pic choices for the thumbnail is perfect for this 😅

  • @johngoldsworthy7135
    @johngoldsworthy7135 3 года назад +20

    Anything in life worth having you have to be ready to bomb. 💯

  • @Yassin.ibn.farouk
    @Yassin.ibn.farouk 2 года назад +4

    "Everything in life is just getting through bombing" solid advice!

  • @bodhisattva2348
    @bodhisattva2348 3 года назад +12

    ah, the pump & dump.

  • @robcompton6838
    @robcompton6838 Год назад +2

    1st real breakups always suck. I remember my first time I lost like 20 lbs on the "depression diet".

  • @2bescenecom
    @2bescenecom 3 года назад +4

    Bill nailed it , serial killer story lol hence the gun

  • @micaz999
    @micaz999 3 года назад +6

    "Everything in life is just getting through bombing." Glad I'm not the only one.

  • @oppositeistrue
    @oppositeistrue 2 года назад +25

    The funny thing about love, nearly everyone is under the impression it is hard to find, this is the way it works, mum bless her, used to call it the glad eye, A man looks at a woman or I guess I should say whoever looks at whoever, If there is an attraction the other tends to smile, through the night you see them glancing at you with an unmistakeable look called the glad eye, they fancy you if you fancy them you smile back and then chat if they or you do not come out with absolute crap, you are in.
    In the old days of disco, I'm 65, the first test was to ask them out if they say yes you have passed the yes I would (fuck you) test, otherwise they would have said no.
    No matter the bull shit passed around nowadays that is still the way it works, if you pass the fuck test you continue seeing each other, if your opinions are similar you pass that test, after a while, you trust each other enough to fall in love, and it's as simple as that, along the way something may come up from either party that says no her or she or them or it isn't the one for you, either talk it through or say goodbye and then repeat the process until neither part screws up and you get married and have kids if you both want them.
    Squeeze the juice out of your life and never take second best because you think love is hard to find, I can assure you it is the way it is, but it ain't hard to find love unless you are a parrot that is all about you, not about them and are totally full of it, it is so much better to be or act shy than it is to talk shit, be you and improve you and then I guarantee you will find the one for you, I always say for every tit there is a Tom and for every Tom, there is a tit.
    Most partners want you to be you, no bull, no fake, and above all no one likes there love to be hard work, be light, be fun, and bollock to anyone else, If your friends or parents don't like her/him ask why, see why, and feel why, otherwise just say thank you but he/she is my choice just be happy for me and remember that every relationship you have in life, you play a part, in its smile or frown, above all it is your love and no one else's.

    • @shorew3
      @shorew3 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for this !

    • @thebelmont1995
      @thebelmont1995 Год назад

      That was solid advice gramps. Young people and even older adults including me (I'm 27) really need to hear this. I hope you found the one or at least you're kicking back in a chair with bear and a smile. God bless man. Cheers.

  • @Mitchell_E_Underscore
    @Mitchell_E_Underscore 2 года назад +4

    "where does the gun come in to all of this?" 🤣

  • @vowselfington8901
    @vowselfington8901 2 года назад +1

    "Where does the gun come into all of this?" *Alexa, play Pumped Up Kicks"

  • @adamkelsey5900
    @adamkelsey5900 2 года назад +2

    She sounds like my kind of girl.. wish i could find her.

  • @josephguzman4737
    @josephguzman4737 2 года назад

    1:13 that long inhale! Lmaooo

  • @teddnagurski5583
    @teddnagurski5583 3 года назад +7

    She made him wait 7 months to have sex?
    He hit it and realized it wasn't worth the wait.

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 года назад +1

      She didn't owe him sex lol, pursuing for 7 months is pretty strange and should have been a red flag to her...more like he had sex and finds women expendable, don't stick up for asshats

    • @teddnagurski5583
      @teddnagurski5583 3 года назад +2

      @@andyd6338 She didn't owe it to him. She just wasn't good enough at it to make it worth the wait.

    • @ryanjensen3753
      @ryanjensen3753 2 года назад

      @@teddnagurski5583 What do you know about her? Don't project.

    • @teddnagurski5583
      @teddnagurski5583 2 года назад

      @@ryanjensen3753 You're right! Everytime a woman made me wait, it was like "is that all?" It's called post nut clarity.

  • @gabepaz2640
    @gabepaz2640 2 года назад

    The thumbnail goes hard😂🤣

  • @sirrobert23
    @sirrobert23 3 года назад +10

    Poor laydee ☹️ that’s so sad...

  • @bihmthethird
    @bihmthethird 3 года назад +10

    It takes a fool to learn...

  • @bdawk511
    @bdawk511 3 года назад +3

    Everything in life is getting through bombing... So true

  • @chineduogboh4594
    @chineduogboh4594 3 года назад +1

    Lol the fact that he cared

  • @powerb8
    @powerb8 3 года назад +6

    I'm in love

    • @fuzzybacca4997
      @fuzzybacca4997 3 года назад +8

      With me?

    • @powerb8
      @powerb8 3 года назад

      @@fuzzybacca4997 with the girl writing in to bill

    • @bennyburbs3462
      @bennyburbs3462 3 года назад +1

      @@fuzzybacca4997 oh FB I can’t stop thinking about you

    • @bennyburbs3462
      @bennyburbs3462 3 года назад +1

      @@fuzzybacca4997 it’s been 8-10 hours of just -“ I wonder what FuzzyB’s doing”. -“ole’ FBacca is probably running around town behind my back”

    • @fuzzybacca4997
      @fuzzybacca4997 3 года назад +2

      @@bennyburbs3462 oh I am definitely behind your back..

  • @betterhomesnc2437
    @betterhomesnc2437 3 года назад +11

    Focus on you, when you have your stuff together men will approach you.

    • @pitoune2866
      @pitoune2866 3 года назад +5

      Quite the opposite for men actually

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 года назад +14

      Define “have your stuff together”. Having a good job? A nice car? An education? Men don’t care about any of that. Those are qualities women look for in a man.

  • @camcraftedwoodwork
    @camcraftedwoodwork Год назад

    49ers fan watching this in 2022… Didn’t need the reminder lol

  • @russbelperez3837
    @russbelperez3837 3 года назад +12

    Bill “shake it off” burr lmao

  • @kevinvoth3520
    @kevinvoth3520 Год назад

    The jingle NEVER plays at first haha

  • @markryan9894
    @markryan9894 3 года назад +2

    LOL he just could not drop the gun thing. 3:36 lmao

  • @kitteaux1773
    @kitteaux1773 3 года назад +4

    I NEED THAT RECIPE

  • @michaelrodriguez-qv9sh
    @michaelrodriguez-qv9sh 3 года назад +4

    3:36 where does the gun come in all of this

  • @206beastman
    @206beastman 3 года назад +1

    Heard this like a year ago 3 days my ass

    • @gregplitt6629
      @gregplitt6629 3 года назад

      Billy bald face liar Burr! And Billy bald head as well!

  • @MICHAEL-uz6zt
    @MICHAEL-uz6zt 3 года назад +5

    By the way He was 30

    • @Clavitz1
      @Clavitz1 2 года назад +2

      which usually mean a decent level of maturity but unfortunately that dude is still teen inside.

  • @VidyaBros1
    @VidyaBros1 3 года назад +11

    I was never loved by a woman and haven't been in a relationship. Despite Bill's advice, I gave up and just don't care about finding anyone. Not like I even want kids, anyway. So why should I care about finding someone to love? And also what does this have to do with a gun license lol?

    • @cardinalwilson8034
      @cardinalwilson8034 3 года назад +3

      not even your mother or sister? how sad is that

    • @VidyaBros1
      @VidyaBros1 3 года назад +6

      @@cardinalwilson8034 I'm not into incest, sooo no lol. I talk to my female family members and coworkers and ones I'm already friends with, but obviously not in a romantic way. That's creepy, dude lol. I meant as far as trying to find a significant other. That I don't care about at all.

    • @leigholding1397
      @leigholding1397 2 года назад

      Sounds like you have a broken heart and spirit 💔. I so know that feeling it's horrible, I hope one day you can learn to be that love for yourself. Strange idea 💡so I'll just throw it out there... maybe marrying yourself, promise yourself. Make a vow to always have your back and get your self a ring and when ever you just want to be loved and wanted just play with the ring on your finger as a reminder to what you promised. Up to you just a thought.

    • @gsquared2394
      @gsquared2394 2 года назад +7

      You care but just don’t have any game. Get ripped or get your money on point, that’s what most women want. Or just settle for a fatty. And get good health insurance so their hip replacement doesn’t break you.

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 2 года назад +2

      @@gsquared2394 Pretty solid advice.

  • @necrophiliacin_lace628
    @necrophiliacin_lace628 2 года назад +1

    Fuck! Bill needs an audio guy

  • @tomgrasso4818
    @tomgrasso4818 3 года назад

    POST THE RED BEANS AND RICE RECIPE BILLY "GIVIN US BLUE BALLS" BURR

  • @dlvnmedia
    @dlvnmedia 3 года назад

    OMG that red beans and rice recipe sounds fantastic outside the meat (vegetarian here and not sorry about it) and now I really really want some of that. Damn it now I’m hungry

  • @jerk1921
    @jerk1921 3 года назад +9

    I would probably lay down a huge bet on there being a really nice guy, that's closer to her age, who was standing right next to the 30yo bad boy and he was invisible to her.
    *My advice.. Make better decisions!*

  • @rokaspleckaitis566
    @rokaspleckaitis566 Год назад

    Most guys in their 20's are like that. I can attest to it as almost all my classmates and college acquaintances were like that. It's a pathetic and sad fucking existence looking from the outside, let me tell you.

  • @williampgalloway
    @williampgalloway 3 года назад +5

    Gun License? what did she buy a M249?

  • @dc9482
    @dc9482 2 года назад

    all jokes aside if the girl who wrote that email is reading these everything bill said is true as a man i would endorse every word he said

  • @jaerardstemmons9067
    @jaerardstemmons9067 2 года назад +1

    Share the recipe

  • @jalensimmons2608
    @jalensimmons2608 2 года назад +3

    i want his side of the story lol

  • @xellosmetallium8519
    @xellosmetallium8519 3 года назад +3

    Hey Lady, you're young, attractive, and like to have 'fun' at home. Most guys would love to get to know you. Move on. Go back to the basics, similar interests, and find Mr right! Good Luck!

  • @montemccarty6512
    @montemccarty6512 2 года назад +1

    She shot him in the back 9 times in self defense. 🙄

  • @law844
    @law844 2 года назад

    So the everyone had told her how to fix the problem so she keeps going to the next hoping that someone will give her the answer she wants.

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Год назад +2

    Dating is like baking a cake. First you break a few eggs, then you empty your eggs all over her face..... And that lady's and gentlemen is how you do dating

    • @BensCraft_
      @BensCraft_ Год назад +1

      Dude you had me 😂 I was expecting some attempt at wisdom

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад +1

      @@BensCraft_ 😂🤣 what are you talking about bro...... There's a lot of wisdom in learning how to not act as a human being!

  • @samiriahi5598
    @samiriahi5598 3 года назад

    hey guys does anyone have the mail adress for the podcast? the old ones don't seem to work

  • @akshat_shukla00
    @akshat_shukla00 2 года назад +2

    Sounds like she got into with a narcissist

  • @timbogymbro66
    @timbogymbro66 3 года назад +1

    Is this the alternate reality female version of me?

  • @tubeofyou8
    @tubeofyou8 3 года назад +1

    11 minutes of pretty much "Fuhgetaboutet"

  • @xcidgaf
    @xcidgaf 2 года назад +3

    Trusted him with your virginity 😂
    What is this, the 14th century?

    • @ryanjensen3753
      @ryanjensen3753 2 года назад

      Everyone's been a virgin at some point in life.

    • @xcidgaf
      @xcidgaf 2 года назад +1

      @@ryanjensen3753 Yes, there's nothing special about virginity

  • @VashStarwind
    @VashStarwind 2 года назад

    This woman sounds awesome not gonna lie, would be awesome to date her ha.

  • @Forscythe80
    @Forscythe80 2 года назад

    My roommate (female) currently has a lot of her dishes and cookery etc sitting in the sink for almost 48 hours now. Me (male) wash up the moment I no longer need that item. Eg: If I'm done with the cutting board its washed and in the dish rack drying before my meal is even made. Before I eat I'll have the kitchen as if I was never there. And once I've eaten the stuff used to eat get washed as promptly. No matter how shit a day/week I've had. Of course when she finally gets around to her shit she'll complain I've left clean/dry stuff on the rack even though her shit was dirty in the sink before the things I got on the rack was even used by me let alone cleaned/put there. Go figure.

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e Год назад

      Cool story.

  • @Bobbypinker
    @Bobbypinker 2 года назад

    '"Fast forward seven months later, and we had sex three weeks ago.' ... What?" :-D

  • @CGPepper
    @CGPepper 2 года назад +4

    The guy was chasing. She was playing hard to get for 7 month because she is inexperienced and insecure. But once he got the peach, without the chase there is nothing left. She probably also went from playful to overly invested, which made her even less attractive. He also decided to avoid conflict instead of talking to her like a human being, which is a dick move, though maybe it's for the better. She might rather have a lie than have to hear that the only interesting thing about her is her sexuality.

    • @Angelo-zs2fx
      @Angelo-zs2fx 2 года назад

      I had a similar experience but the girl was my age. She exactly passed from "let's be sweet and have fun" to "WHY THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE" real quickly. Not blaming on her in any way, it's just the effect of not having emotional experience in relationships, but the point is I COULDN'T explain to her, she would have break in two. I made it all about myself, telling her that I was unstable and insecure and "not enough" for what she deserved, which in one way it was true...I totally agree, the dick move by him is leaving her with no explanation at all.

  • @SuburbanTrash
    @SuburbanTrash 3 года назад +2

    Damn, bills really scared of Guns

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 Год назад

    She didn't mention she was ugly or overweight

  • @crustywhitedog9223
    @crustywhitedog9223 3 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who got a lil irritated that bill was reading out the family recipe

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 года назад

      Why? Dosent sound that secretive

  • @user-ui6ef5ei7t
    @user-ui6ef5ei7t 3 года назад

    1* het soms chips and Beers and Ir fine

  • @narghile7594
    @narghile7594 3 года назад

    Hey bill where the fuck the recipe!

  • @BZABuddy
    @BZABuddy 3 года назад

    What the fuck did the gun have to do with anything

  • @jalensimmons2608
    @jalensimmons2608 2 года назад

    how bad was the sex ??? Damn!

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 3 года назад +3

    Hilarious how the American couldn't let go of the gun license thing. I forgot about it soon as he moved on. She was just describing what she's into so you have an idea of who she is. Hilarious that he read it right after saying "serial killer"

  • @Tyler-zr4fc
    @Tyler-zr4fc 2 года назад

    Someone help me find the girl with the gun license. I have the same view of the world. We're meant to be

  • @checoschmidt82
    @checoschmidt82 3 года назад +4

    Too young to be looking for love.

    • @cameronbrowning7612
      @cameronbrowning7612 2 года назад

      Seriously, what is the right age ?

    • @checoschmidt82
      @checoschmidt82 2 года назад

      @@cameronbrowning7612 tough to say, but maybe its all about being mature enough.

    • @cameronbrowning7612
      @cameronbrowning7612 2 года назад

      @@checoschmidt82 damn I’m mature enough but the women my age are still into being slutty party girls

  • @julieshrout9835
    @julieshrout9835 2 года назад

    There are plenty of fish squirming around in planet of fitness! Why get your feelings hurt when you can be living the dream life like me. Running from cyber chase, fighting social anxiety, meeting the men from Mars around every corner, and starring in a Hollywood drama. Stop being so sensitive and get a life dude. If I can make it like the little choo-choo train so can you. 🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🤣

  • @gello8518
    @gello8518 3 года назад +6

    Sounds like he figured out she was emotionally clingy and imature so he's try to let her down easy

    • @davidrosen2705
      @davidrosen2705 3 года назад +5

      yea something is off with her

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 3 года назад +13

      Really, a virgin 10 years his junior is emotionally immature and clingy? You're letting him off easy, he's a piece of shit

    • @gello8518
      @gello8518 3 года назад +3

      @@HittokiriBatosai you have a good point That's probably why she's in the emotional state that she's in I completely forgot the age gap

  • @poker_dealer
    @poker_dealer 3 года назад +2

    Cajun red beans and rice with sausage doesn’t have bell pepper or celery

  • @chickenlittle1209
    @chickenlittle1209 2 года назад

    Sounds like a person whose father hurt her ..very sad

  • @phillytheflyerable
    @phillytheflyerable 3 года назад +11

    oh booohooo, she met ONE guy, was played and gets crushed? geeeeezus, try 30 women and getting played

    • @derektaylor2859
      @derektaylor2859 3 года назад +4

      Well at least that person had 30 women to begin with.. that's not exactly the WORST scenario either lol and if you've been played by 30 women your approach towards women is probably the problem to be honest so why cry about that either lol

  • @99names16
    @99names16 4 месяца назад

    Not gonna lie this girl seems a bit unhinged

  • @hawk_346
    @hawk_346 3 года назад

    This chick views the world like it owes her something. Lol

  • @gethimrock
    @gethimrock 3 года назад +3

    This is why you save yourself for marriage and don’t look at porn. That’s what our grandparents did and they were way happier

    • @brycealthoff8092
      @brycealthoff8092 3 года назад +17

      That’s what they want you to think.

    • @huwguyver4208
      @huwguyver4208 3 года назад +6

      What Bryce said. You think they would tell their own grandkids about the less PG aspects of their life?

    • @gethimrock
      @gethimrock 3 года назад

      @@huwguyver4208 dude look at divorce rates, when people lose their virginity, and when they get married. Data shows that people are becoming more degenerate. This isn’t anecdotal

    • @brycealthoff8092
      @brycealthoff8092 3 года назад +11

      @@gethimrock the divorce rates went up because people were allowed to get divorced. When "no fault" divorce was put in, lots of previously unhappy couples split. Before that you could only divorce is someone in the relationship was unfaithful or physically abusive. It had nothing to do with moral collapse.

    • @gethimrock
      @gethimrock 3 года назад +2

      @@brycealthoff8092 getting allowed to divorce is part of the moral collapse. When people put themselves over their kids and families it ruined marriage

  • @aksprkl6594
    @aksprkl6594 3 года назад

    Is Bill downplaying this because he was that guy at that age and is afraid of the karma?

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Год назад

    This your lady sounds unstable and naive, and I truly hope that she gets a better therapist as well as perspective on life, it doesn’t have to be this way.

  • @Alex10daysago
    @Alex10daysago 3 года назад

    Funny how you guys think this is a girl. It’s a gay guy

  • @user-ui6ef5ei7t
    @user-ui6ef5ei7t 3 года назад

    1*reaction. Get soms alcohol.ans chips

  • @Marcelo-ol7lf
    @Marcelo-ol7lf 3 года назад +1

    Chiefs won

  • @NickMillzzz
    @NickMillzzz 3 года назад

    This is old as shit

  • @markg.3171
    @markg.3171 3 года назад

    Why is he the bad part of the story?

  • @zerpblerd5966
    @zerpblerd5966 Год назад

    dont' have seex with people just because you want to have seex - develop a more mature relaitonship first
    promiscuity culture is horrible

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 Год назад

      that's not 'the dating world' - which in itself is not something to be part of anyway
      interact with people, if you are interested in each other, spend more time with each other, mutual desire to get to know each other more, be in each other's lives, and go from there, friendship first, openness honestly communication

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 Год назад

      and pronography is atrocious too - STOP

  • @jerk1921
    @jerk1921 3 года назад +2

    MY GOD! What a terrible writer!
    Can hardly understand her disjointed thoughts.
    SHE is the crazy one in this case. Welcome to your first time having a chemical infatuation from sex, because your a women. You cant control bad people, move on and don't be psycho.