Sure. The other guy is close to her dog and is coming over to her place because he misses the dog. Yes. That's what this single guy is thinking about when visiting a model at her home who he has likely been crushing on for years. He's visiting her in the evening, alone, at her home to reminisce with her about her dog. The sky is pink and Bill has a full head of hair.
Dude, this Marine is her D on the side, it’s her fwb. He needs to ask himself why it is that the marine only comes around when he’s not there. If this other guy is her best friend then how is it that the boyfriend doesn’t know the guy, why isn’t he hanging out with the two of them, why is she keeping them separate? Why is this guy coming around at night after you’ve left to “mourn” together over the dog. Why does the boyfriend need to be gone when she hangs out with this other guy? I hope this guy didn’t let himself get played. Nobody needs that shit. This poor guy is effed no matter what he does in this situation.
As somebody who was in the Marine reserves, I almost died laughing when Bill called it “that weekend shit!” Also that weekend Devil Dog is totally banging that girl daily.
Sure. The other guy is close to her dog and is coming over to her place because he misses the dog. Yes. That's what this single guy is thinking about when visiting a model at her home who he has likely been crushing on for years. He's visiting her in the evening, alone, at her home to reminisce with her about her dog. The sky is pink and Bill has a full head of hair.
There's this saying in the Marines: you can trust a marine with your life, but never with your money or your wife
"He was close to the dog too", . . yeah, okay 🙄
I think the dog part is more concerning than the grandpa part.
She might be just naive. Girls love dogs, she might think the other dude just loves dogs too. But we all know he's got one mission on his mind.
lmao that dude is playing the long game. he patiently waiting for his call up from the friendzone to get them cheeks
Know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
Dude, this Marine is her D on the side, it’s her fwb. He needs to ask himself why it is that the marine only comes around when he’s not there. If this other guy is her best friend then how is it that the boyfriend doesn’t know the guy, why isn’t he hanging out with the two of them, why is she keeping them separate? Why is this guy coming around at night after you’ve left to “mourn” together over the dog. Why does the boyfriend need to be gone when she hangs out with this other guy? I hope this guy didn’t let himself get played. Nobody needs that shit. This poor guy is effed no matter what he does in this situation.
"This definitely calls for a warrant." Fucking KILLED ME 😭😅😅
The fact that gramps thinks it's the other guy shows how much she talks about him
"If this was the cops, they'd get a warrant at this point."
“He does not come over often”
I'm 99.9% sure that she wouldn't like it if her boyfriend's best friend was a fkin hottie & spending lots of time together.
As somebody who was in the Marine reserves, I almost died laughing when Bill called it “that weekend shit!” Also that weekend Devil Dog is totally banging that girl daily.
He doesn't come over much.... He's close to the dog.... Something doesn't add up.
Bro that reserve marine tryna smash "oh im gonna mourn a dog that wasnt mine with this guys model gf" lmaaooooo
My question is why did that dude wait until after you were gone to go over there that's the part that really throws red flags in my opinion
Grandpa was exposing her hahahahahahahah
Grandpa can probably see through a lot of shit, and when he "jokes" he's not joking at all
I love how Bill also notices when people say anyways instead of anyway.