I would love to hear his first impression on basically all of these he could find. Then I'd love to have him think over it for a while and come back to each one. His definition of demisexual had me laughing for a long long time.
@@youtubeepicuser4209 Haha, "exactly" may have been an exaggeration. Even an extremely beautiful woman can turn me off with a personality I don't like and I don't really expect people to be likeable.
@@youtubeepicuser4209 sexually attracted and actually being comfortable enough to have sex with them are two different things. I can see a girl at the gym who’s hot but if I miraculously ended up in a bed with her I personally wouldn’t be able to bang them until I knew I was comfortable around them. That’s me anyways, nothing against others who don’t live the way I do.
I can't believe how long that email was. Just dealbreaker after dealbreaker and when I think she's done, she keeps going. Scary how much being in the middle of something fucks with the decision making ability of an otherwise rational person.
if one person in the couple wants to be "polyamorous" and the other wants to be monogamous.....the best thing they can do is break up. because it wont work. the "polyamorous" one WILL cheat and blame the other person for it.
Also, I've seen women demand that the relationship become "open" or they'll leave their partner. Sorry, but it's not consensual if you have to coerce your partner like that. You're literally just telling them, "here's the deal, honey. I'm going to cheat on you, and if you complain about it, I'm dumping you." Then they have a the fucking NERVE to accuse their boyfriend of being insecure. Gee, I wonder why???
you can also have a relationship dynamic where the poly person lives a poly lifestyle and the mono person doesn't. nothing inherently undoable about that.
Exactly. it's a combination of him satisfying all of his urges and the power and control he has over the girls. I know someone like this and they do genuinely laugh about it.
Poly relationships. "I just love to be loved and to give love to others". More like "I can't emotionally or sexually commit to anyone in my life. You are all tools to make me feel better about myself even if I don't admit it to myself" That's what I've noticed with my poly friends at least
Exactly the same as monogamy. Only difference is that in monogamy you have only one tool to satisfy all emotional and sexual needs. Yes, you can pretend that monogamy is a special and more "sacred" form of a connection, but truth is that people enter monogamous (as well as other forms of) relationships mostly not because of that other "special" person, but because of themselves. Because of their desires to form a family, their desire the abolish the fear of loneliness, fear of growing old and dying alone, lack of intimacy, lack of sex and so on and so on... As if "monogamous commitment" is the hardest form of all and polygamous people are taking the easy route. What a joke. While I agree that every relationship is hard, hardest thing by far is to be continuously alone. I know we'd all like that monogamous relationships remain an image that is "divine & sacred" in our minds and that we are better and more stable people than those who believe otherwise, but in the end... we are all taking the easy route because of our fears and insecurities. I am a monogamous person, not a polygamous and I just really really don't like to pretend that my life's philosophy is morally better. Only reason why monogamy is objectively better is because of kids. When people don't want kids, then it simply doesn't matter. They can do whatever they want, and I am not better than them.
@@ThePathOfDawn Monogamy is objectively more superior than polyamory in the fact that the former is actually virtuous. A relationship is a huge undertaking. Sure, simply fucking around is easy but that's not really a "relationship". That's simply you banging everything that moves with the assurance that all the other people involved will still allow you to get some, perhaps in another month or so. With monogomy you are basically expecting/providing the biggest slice of one's life and time, outside work, own personal life, and family - the basic necessity to create and maintain an actually meaningful connection with another person. Lots of one-on-one relationships are already faulty with one or both parties lacking in time and effort. That's only gonna get exacerbated by having multiple relationships.
Ladies listening/relating to this one, IT IS NOT LOVE YOU FEEL. Stop now, go no further. Listen to everyone telling you what they see, it is the truth. You’re addicted to a codependent cycle of self sabotage and pain. You WILL regret staying and you will hate how it will change you. Love yourself, baby girl. LEAVE.
@@chilloutlawolf8622 I don't know about "way more good relationships than bad". I'd say maybe 10% of long term relationships are good. The rest are fucking miserable and either lazy, stuck (don't want to lose all their shit or lose access to their kids), or financially dependent.
C'mon...how many of you out there literally laughed out loud, along with throwing in some "What the fuck?!"s after hearing every stupid excuse/reason the boyfriend kept giving this woman?😆
@@basedbarackobama Well, he literally had to google these terms so yeah he’s ignorant to them. Ignorance isn’t always an insult, it just mean they don’t know something
Sometimes I think I really need advice on stuff. And then I just think about Billy Boyo reading my email and the play becomes clear as day, without actually needing him to read it. His advice is so sound and I’m glad his voice lives in my head rent free as a source of stoic, detached honesty.
Polyamorous person here. Bill is right, as usual. A main point of being polyamorous is HONESTY. You say what your about before you even approach the subject of a relationship. If the other person isn’t on board, you move on so they can find a relationship that makes them happy and gives they want out of it. That guy’s a douche.
Right. Big red flag when he described polyamory as "maybe we could have a threesome" this guy just learned a word and tried to use it to excuse shitty behavior.
Reagan was President until January of 1989. So the 90s, the 00s, and the teens are like three decades, with a little extra on each end, Bill is roughly correct. Six since Reagan are Bush, Clinton, W, Obama, Trump, Biden.
That "polygamous" guy sounds like my sister's ex husband. He constantly gaslighted her (Though now he says she was the one who gaslighted him) and cheated on her during their marriage. Once she found out he was cheating he tried to convince her they could repair the relationship but all the while kept on cheating on her. He just got more open about it and tried to convince my sister she just had to do better to repair the relationship. When the women he was cheating with "broke up" with him, he even blamed my sister on it. They got a divorce, luckily, but the guy tries to make everything as difficult as possible. Especially with their children.
@@SecondHandShaun really? never heard him talk about it. I don't even think he's diagnosed. There's a episode where Nia mentions that he might have ADD. Not that he has it and is taking meds. Also, that stuff kills creativity. Highly doubt he takes it... it would detract from his comedy
A polyamorous relationship with 2 wife’s would suck so much. 3 would be awesome. 4+ would be the dream. If it was 2 I think they would either gang up on you or would be constantly competing/fighting. 3 they would probably hang up on 1 girl which would men you’re constantly need to listen and comfort that wife. 4. They can be mean to one but another can comfort them too. Enough females to sufficiently regulate themselves. This might happen at five. I’m not sure. (Don’t take this post to serious)
I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that not having sex with anyone else was automatically implied when people got together unless explicitly stated otherwise.
Side note: Bill‘s ADD came in strong in this clip. Then the clip was clipped at just the most impossible time point. Interspersed with 5 ads, this upload was a not so smooth experience -.-
There seems to be a new word invented every day. I can't keep up with it. So I'm saving all my money for when l get sued for saying something l don't even know.
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Dramatic, ok John Doe. I've already been sued and lost. So obviously you are not taking this seriously. If you think I'm talking out of my ass, reply back and I will tell you. You better bet your ass you need too watch what comes out of your pie hole, you most certainly can and will get sued. There are people that are just nasty people( not referring to you) that are sue happy. And in my case, it was , well we will just say unjust.
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Mr. Doe, I live in America, the home of the brave and free, used to be. What I got sued for was nothing more then freedom of speech, which is slipping away here at an alarming rate. I should have repealed it, but I am one of the few here that works hard and doesn't want any free hand outs. Are you an American, because if you are you would know this country is under attack. As soon as comedians start to get introubled for what they say, it will be over. And it's already starting. If you must know what I was sued over, eliton me, which part of the world are you from.
Yeahhhhhh!!!! Toooooollll!!!! When I heard that coming up in the background I thought my Spotify was playing, I’m 18 but I was brought up with the right fucking music.
Glad to hear you're Tool fan, you should check out the live drum cam video of Danny Carey doing"Pneuma" he is amazing and I know you are a fan of great drumming.
Gdamnit Google! I listen to the first 1:33 of this and you shoot me an ad about "polyamorous relationships"? I'm closer to buying a Pixel than I am to becoming a swinger.
yeah these aren't red flags. This is looking out the winow of the plane and seeing that the wings are gone, the fuselage in on fire and, and aliens are coming aboard and you are like "hmmm, should I bail out?"
When someone tells me they're in a "Polyamorous relationship" I just laugh and say, "Oh, so you aren't in a real relationship. Gotcha." Then I walk away.
@@hokagedlo6133 my son made up an animal called arcynthecriftinochisny. Its got 4 necks and procreates trisexually. We gonna include that in the biology class too?
Polyamorous relationship is when one person has very low attachment and high sexual value, and bangs a bunch of needy people who think they won't get any better deal, all while intellectualizing the problem to avoid the image of '' just another douchebag/bitch who plays with people '' and to use that argument to keep the frustrated needy squad in line, when the inevitable dramas arise.
Polyamorous relationship basically is when those people that want to sleep around, get together and decide to cheat on each other. You know, those people that are in a "relationship", but are prone to flirt and cheat on their partner, basically, you got two or more of those, they stumble upon each other, and then they get together and decide to cheat on each other, which is good, cause they are segregating themselves from normal people that dont like cheating. Except that every once in a while, one of them starts coming to their senses, but they are still unaware why, so then they fight amongst each other cause they feel betrayed.
@@lelmath That's an amazingly stupid reply, even more so than the original comment - which is impressive. "Why would someone call themself a plumber? can't they just go about their individual business and avoid labels?" Makes no sense. Yet you somehow turn it into a practice in groupthink propaganda while trying to criticize other people for blindly engaging in "community". Pot, kettle.
I guarantee you he'd be super pissed if you were "Polyamorous". 90% of men are just wired like that, an Italian guy on crutches just beat a Nigerian street vendor to death for touching his girl.
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I would listen to an hour of Bill reading all the different types of sexualities and genders
I stopped caring about the actual story lmao
You mean TRYING to read....
His "lesdyxsia" is as bad as any...
Probably the only time I'd listen to someone talk about sexualities and genders
& all the poor man wanted was to find out what polyamorous meant 🤦🏻♂️
I would love to hear his first impression on basically all of these he could find. Then I'd love to have him think over it for a while and come back to each one.
His definition of demisexual had me laughing for a long long time.
Loved hearing Bill spiraling into the internet for the first 6mins
hilarious ahaha 🤣🤣
Lol spiraling hahaha.
Had me in tears
Like always 😁
I’m glad he brought up Demi sexual. That one always felt like common sense but confused me on why it needed a term.
someone who's raised right lmao 😂
I never thought clicking on this video would provide me with the best compliment I’ve received all year, thanks Billy
@@albertsaffron7582 same here!
Yeah I didn't know I wasn't normal apparently I'm demisexual lol
Seems like you can't exist anymore without having someone label you
@@keyworksales6241 wanting to have feelings for the person you're with is perfectly normal
@@papa_pt They put lol at the end of that sentence to indicate sarcasm. But thanks for letting us know, slow one
"You mean someone who was raised right?" thanks Bill, my thoughts exactly
So you’ve never been sexually attracted to someone you didn’t know?
@@youtubeepicuser4209 Haha, "exactly" may have been an exaggeration. Even an extremely beautiful woman can turn me off with a personality I don't like and I don't really expect people to be likeable.
@@youtubeepicuser4209 sexually attracted and actually being comfortable enough to have sex with them are two different things. I can see a girl at the gym who’s hot but if I miraculously ended up in a bed with her I personally wouldn’t be able to bang them until I knew I was comfortable around them.
That’s me anyways, nothing against others who don’t live the way I do.
"This is like types of clouds" Bill Burr can always break it down to its core.👍
I love when Bill goes down a Google rabbit hole live on air for us to hear. 🤣
Pure gold 😂😂😂
I can't believe how long that email was. Just dealbreaker after dealbreaker and when I think she's done, she keeps going. Scary how much being in the middle of something fucks with the decision making ability of an otherwise rational person.
You are assuming this person is otherwise rational. Most people are not.
if one person in the couple wants to be "polyamorous" and the other wants to be monogamous.....the best thing they can do is break up. because it wont work. the "polyamorous" one WILL cheat and blame the other person for it.
I never understood this. Why get together and stay with someone who doesn't share such a fundamental outlook?
Also, I've seen women demand that the relationship become "open" or they'll leave their partner. Sorry, but it's not consensual if you have to coerce your partner like that. You're literally just telling them, "here's the deal, honey. I'm going to cheat on you, and if you complain about it, I'm dumping you." Then they have a the fucking NERVE to accuse their boyfriend of being insecure. Gee, I wonder why???
you can also have a relationship dynamic where the poly person lives a poly lifestyle and the mono person doesn't. nothing inherently undoable about that.
@@alexkaapa if your partner isn't monogamous, your lifestyle isn't monogamous.
@@alexkaapa yeah it's called cuckoldry
I bet this is the kind of guy that gets a kick out of the idea he's manipulating someone into loving him.
Exactly. it's a combination of him satisfying all of his urges and the power and control he has over the girls. I know someone like this and they do genuinely laugh about it.
“This is like types of clouds” 🤣
Who else enjoyed the roller-coasterbof the first 6 minutes?! 😂
I identify as a Metamucil myself
That had me rollin
Same
Cool Just dont fuck animals God Bless
So you like to shoot the shit? For shits and giggles?
@@Ac3Mustang same :D
🤣😂🤣 Consolasexuals? Bill makes my day. On a serious note it sounds like this young lady got herself a useless narcissist.
Sounds like my bro
100% thought it was a narcissist also
He's just living his life as happy as possible. Don't hate.
@@EikottXD he can do so as much as he wants, just needs to stop lying to others
"The new album by tool, the song is called invincible...... Or if you have my drumming skills, impossible" good god that had me dying laughing 😆
Poly relationships. "I just love to be loved and to give love to others". More like "I can't emotionally or sexually commit to anyone in my life. You are all tools to make me feel better about myself even if I don't admit it to myself"
That's what I've noticed with my poly friends at least
Exactly the same as monogamy. Only difference is that in monogamy you have only one tool to satisfy all emotional and sexual needs. Yes, you can pretend that monogamy is a special and more "sacred" form of a connection, but truth is that people enter monogamous (as well as other forms of) relationships mostly not because of that other "special" person, but because of themselves. Because of their desires to form a family, their desire the abolish the fear of loneliness, fear of growing old and dying alone, lack of intimacy, lack of sex and so on and so on... As if "monogamous commitment" is the hardest form of all and polygamous people are taking the easy route. What a joke. While I agree that every relationship is hard, hardest thing by far is to be continuously alone. I know we'd all like that monogamous relationships remain an image that is "divine & sacred" in our minds and that we are better and more stable people than those who believe otherwise, but in the end... we are all taking the easy route because of our fears and insecurities. I am a monogamous person, not a polygamous and I just really really don't like to pretend that my life's philosophy is morally better. Only reason why monogamy is objectively better is because of kids. When people don't want kids, then it simply doesn't matter. They can do whatever they want, and I am not better than them.
@@ThePathOfDawn lmao who are you responding to? Is there a deleted comment??
@@ThePathOfDawn Monogamy is objectively more superior than polyamory in the fact that the former is actually virtuous. A relationship is a huge undertaking. Sure, simply fucking around is easy but that's not really a "relationship". That's simply you banging everything that moves with the assurance that all the other people involved will still allow you to get some, perhaps in another month or so. With monogomy you are basically expecting/providing the biggest slice of one's life and time, outside work, own personal life, and family - the basic necessity to create and maintain an actually meaningful connection with another person. Lots of one-on-one relationships are already faulty with one or both parties lacking in time and effort. That's only gonna get exacerbated by having multiple relationships.
@@ThePathOfDawn I never understood the self hated X. Why not be polyamarous then?
@@chrisdominguez5097 Well said. Imagine thinking discipline and self-respect aren't traits that better yourself.
Ladies listening/relating to this one, IT IS NOT LOVE YOU FEEL. Stop now, go no further. Listen to everyone telling you what they see, it is the truth. You’re addicted to a codependent cycle of self sabotage and pain. You WILL regret staying and you will hate how it will change you. Love yourself, baby girl. LEAVE.
Pipe down know it all
@@shanes1221 😘
More I listen to these, more I lose my faith in humanity.
Well you always hear bad stuff because people need advice, people that don’t need advice are in good relationships
@@russbelperez3837 this^
@@russbelperez3837 facts! There’s waay more good than there’s bad the internet is just a fraction of the real world 🌎
Bruh dont diss on evolution and the humans this too will pass madufuka
@@chilloutlawolf8622 I don't know about "way more good relationships than bad". I'd say maybe 10% of long term relationships are good. The rest are fucking miserable and either lazy, stuck (don't want to lose all their shit or lose access to their kids), or financially dependent.
C'mon...how many of you out there literally laughed out loud, along with throwing in some "What the fuck?!"s after hearing every stupid excuse/reason the boyfriend kept giving this woman?😆
I love that he doesn’t automatically dismiss things he doesn’t understand, he just owns his ignorance and tries his best.
Implying someone older with more experience is the ignorant one. Cant imagine that level of hubris.
@@basedbarackobama Well, he literally had to google these terms so yeah he’s ignorant to them. Ignorance isn’t always an insult, it just mean they don’t know something
Lol it's okay Billy Buttmuncher, I only know what polyamorous means because of a Breaking Benjamin song 😅
Sometimes I think I really need advice on stuff. And then I just think about Billy Boyo reading my email and the play becomes clear as day, without actually needing him to read it. His advice is so sound and I’m glad his voice lives in my head rent free as a source of stoic, detached honesty.
The first six minutes of this gave me an aneurysm
Same
Do some Lsd while listening to Gaia you'll get imunity for 7 years
Nobody cares unless it killed you. Even then they don't care
When you try to pimp and hustle at the same time and it fails...🤣😂
Don't go down the rabbit hole of post modernism.. it ain't worth it.
Yep, it's a recipe for brain cell destruction and IQ degradation
@@musicsaves97 Yes it is
Stop watching and reading so much JP
Wow Bill Burr listens to Tool?? Just when I couldn't relate to him more
Ikr
You should listen to him talk about Tool on Joe Rogan.
No, he 'is' one - hyahyaaa
Polyamorous person here. Bill is right, as usual.
A main point of being polyamorous is HONESTY.
You say what your about before you even approach the subject of a relationship. If the other person isn’t on board, you move on so they can find a relationship that makes them happy and gives they want out of it.
That guy’s a douche.
Right, gotta have honesty and consent! This piece of shit was a selfish, lying cheater.
Right. Big red flag when he described polyamory as "maybe we could have a threesome" this guy just learned a word and tried to use it to excuse shitty behavior.
Its just PR for him. Like saying his dad was a womanizer. All PR management
He definitely wouldn't be "just going for coffee" with the ex he "wasn't attracted to anymore" if he was being honest
I love hearing bill learn
Advice starts at 6:12
LOL. I'm 7 minutes in and he still hasn't really gotten anywhere. I love it.
- 3 decades, that's like 6 presidents... just a joke but Bill's math is always amazing
Reagan was President until January of 1989. So the 90s, the 00s, and the teens are like three decades, with a little extra on each end, Bill is roughly correct. Six since Reagan are Bush, Clinton, W, Obama, Trump, Biden.
Bill down the rabbit hole. Where am I on the internet now. 😂😂🤣🤣
Lol that was the best part
I’m high and very confused
That "polygamous" guy sounds like my sister's ex husband. He constantly gaslighted her (Though now he says she was the one who gaslighted him) and cheated on her during their marriage. Once she found out he was cheating he tried to convince her they could repair the relationship but all the while kept on cheating on her. He just got more open about it and tried to convince my sister she just had to do better to repair the relationship. When the women he was cheating with "broke up" with him, he even blamed my sister on it. They got a divorce, luckily, but the guy tries to make everything as difficult as possible. Especially with their children.
fuck that guy. hope your sisters doing better
Ok take care
Damn narcs. All the best to your sis
@@lunasanja4574 God Bless
People need to stay away from whores & swingers if they want a meaningful relationship.
That first 6 minutes is pure gold. Bill should make a podcast around this theme.
Anyone else confused af for the first 6mins
Thanks pal. I skipped all that
Do some lsd while listening to Gaia all will be understood take care God Bless
Yeah, and I f*ing loved it. 😂
"Monogomous metamucil?" Wtf 😂
This too will pass take care pray and clean your house, God bless
@Jemma Berry yeah men don't get flustered for weird people with wrong beliefs just take it easy and pray for them and yourself as always God bless. :)
“Keeping you in his stable” so true and honestly as bad as this is… I’m so dead at the retelling of this story😂😂😂
The doctor phil impression had me dying
Where am I on the internet now? Lol
Lmao!
Bill needs to get an Adderall prescription.
He actually has one
@@SecondHandShaun really? never heard him talk about it. I don't even think he's diagnosed. There's a episode where Nia mentions that he might have ADD. Not that he has it and is taking meds. Also, that stuff kills creativity. Highly doubt he takes it... it would detract from his comedy
Yeah your right. I was just trying to make a stupid joke.
@@k4ir0s bill burr actually does take adderall he’s admitted it a couple times
@@k4ir0s in my experience, doesn't decrease creativity in fact can make it more pronounced as you can focus on your ideas.
Holy shit Bill listens to Tool? Just keeps getting cooler
A polyamorous relationship with 2 wife’s would suck so much. 3 would be awesome. 4+ would be the dream.
If it was 2 I think they would either gang up on you or would be constantly competing/fighting.
3 they would probably hang up on 1 girl which would men you’re constantly need to listen and comfort that wife.
4. They can be mean to one but another can comfort them too. Enough females to sufficiently regulate themselves. This might happen at five. I’m not sure.
(Don’t take this post to serious)
What about 5 or 6
I think you're on to something.
love bill going down the rabbit hole of sexualities on the internet😂
I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that not having sex with anyone else was automatically implied when people got together unless explicitly stated otherwise.
WOW I just had an ad on how to have a successful polyamorous relationship, wtf
Side note: Bill‘s ADD came in strong in this clip.
Then the clip was clipped at just the most impossible time point.
Interspersed with 5 ads, this upload was a not so smooth experience -.-
I read the title and heard in my head Billy say "no he fucking didn't!"
I love that he brought up the Tool album
I think I love Opiate the most. I'm not even sure though. Maynard is a talented dude.
When you listen to Bill Burr basically describe Vic from F is For Family.
“I’m a doomoosexual”🤣
Thank you for telling me I was raised right bill XD
There seems to be a new word invented every day. I can't keep up with it. So I'm saving all my money for when l get sued for saying something l don't even know.
Wise decision. :)
No one is going to sue you stop being dramatic
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp
Dramatic, ok John Doe. I've already been sued and lost. So obviously you are not taking this seriously. If you think I'm talking out of my ass, reply back and I will tell you. You better bet your ass you need too watch what comes out of your pie hole, you most certainly can and will get sued. There are people that are just nasty people( not referring to you) that are sue happy. And in my case, it was , well we will just say unjust.
@@robertwillett4122 What did you get sued for and what country do you live in?
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp
Mr. Doe,
I live in America, the home of the brave and free, used to be.
What I got sued for was nothing more then freedom of speech, which is slipping away here at an alarming rate. I should have repealed it, but I am one of the few here that works hard and doesn't want any free hand outs. Are you an American, because if you are you would know this country is under attack. As soon as comedians start to get introubled for what they say, it will be over. And it's already starting. If you must know what I was sued over, eliton me, which part of the world are you from.
Yeahhhhhh!!!! Toooooollll!!!! When I heard that coming up in the background I thought my Spotify was playing, I’m 18 but I was brought up with the right fucking music.
Was that a Dr Phil impression early on?
Most definitely- haha
I hope so, he needs to make fun of "Dr." Phil more often!
Bill would love the new Tool album. Let’s see an Invincible drum cover!!!!
Sad thing is Bill know more about poly than this guy who didnt bother to read a book on the topic or even looking it up.
Bill you have mr laughing so much 🤣. Play some more Tool in the background anytime. Great show.
Polyamorous boyfriend or douchebag hahaha.. it's love!! Thanks for the upload 😜
Glad to hear you're Tool fan, you should check out the live drum cam video of Danny Carey doing"Pneuma" he is amazing and I know you are a fan of great drumming.
If I was this woman's father, her boyfriend would disappear OG Mafia style. Trash needs to be taken out my friends
6:51 I thought my Spotify was on! Love that Bill is also a Tool fan
Bill loves the new tool album 🥰
It's 2022, and that theme song has never felt old.
Bill Burr listens to tool 🤠
The who seeker
Eagles One of these nights
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Led Zep
AC DC
Eric Clapton
Peter Frantom
Ed Bruce
June Carter Cash
God Bless
he plays the drums too
Billy: What the fuck, where am I on the internet right now?
Internet: First time?
She doesn't know what love is
This guy finessing the hell out of the lady 🤦♂
Well adjusted person would never call him or herself names.
The guy got bored of his lady but wants to come back for honey as he wants lol.
Bill Burr thumbnails always make me smile
Where am I on the internet right now 🤣🤣
The procrastination is maddening
That Clinton impression lol.
Just leave the dude on the curb.
All of these alternative sexualities just means the person has a boring life.
Gdamnit Google! I listen to the first 1:33 of this and you shoot me an ad about "polyamorous relationships"?
I'm closer to buying a Pixel than I am to becoming a swinger.
Love seeing Bill continue to learn and grow, something a lot of people in the comment section aren’t willing to do. 🤔
Relationship agreement? Sheldon
yeah these aren't red flags. This is looking out the winow of the plane and seeing that the wings are gone, the fuselage in on fire and, and aliens are coming aboard and you are like "hmmm, should I bail out?"
When someone tells me they're in a "Polyamorous relationship" I just laugh and say, "Oh, so you aren't in a real relationship. Gotcha." Then I walk away.
Not true otherwise they wouldn't bother making a word to describe that kind of relationship dumbass
@@hokagedlo6133 lmao triggered much?
@@hokagedlo6133 yes of course it's for very special people
@@hokagedlo6133 my son made up an animal called arcynthecriftinochisny. Its got 4 necks and procreates trisexually. We gonna include that in the biology class too?
"When someone tells me they're 'Japanese' I just laugh and say 'oh so you're not really human. Gotcha.' Then I walk away" - @chewface
"Anybody else get the new TOOL album?"
Me: ...I knew there was something I liked about you Bill!
TOOL fan too... Fucking love you even more Billy Boy🤘🤘
Where am i on the internet?😂😂😂😂
yeah.. sounds like a well adjusted person😂😂
love burrs Dr Phil Impression
Polyamorous relationship is when one person has very low attachment and high sexual value, and bangs a bunch of needy people who think they won't get any better deal, all while intellectualizing the problem to avoid the image of '' just another douchebag/bitch who plays with people '' and to use that argument to keep the frustrated needy squad in line, when the inevitable dramas arise.
Polyamorous relationship basically is when those people that want to sleep around, get together and decide to cheat on each other. You know, those people that are in a "relationship", but are prone to flirt and cheat on their partner, basically, you got two or more of those, they stumble upon each other, and then they get together and decide to cheat on each other, which is good, cause they are segregating themselves from normal people that dont like cheating. Except that every once in a while, one of them starts coming to their senses, but they are still unaware why, so then they fight amongst each other cause they feel betrayed.
Patrice said Women are goofy no matter the age
Where am I on the internet? 🤣
DAMN DAMN DAMN.....
You should have refered the couple to The Black Phillip show, episode 5 I think.
"What is a gray asexual? Is that like where you're dying and you don't wanna fuck anymore?" MY FUCKING SIDES LMAO
“Where am I on the internet” the loony bin bill a or of people are stuck here
Turning the tables on the polyamorous douchebag had me dying. “Ya see this? This isn’t okay” lol
2:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do we really need the label for all of these or can this just be individual preferences...
people like labeling and classifying. Not just people, but everything.
haha nope because they can’t play identity politics at individual level... it’s got to be ‘community’ -or cultural Marxism won’t work :P
@@lelmath That's an amazingly stupid reply, even more so than the original comment - which is impressive.
"Why would someone call themself a plumber? can't they just go about their individual business and avoid labels?"
Makes no sense. Yet you somehow turn it into a practice in groupthink propaganda while trying to criticize other people for blindly engaging in "community".
Pot, kettle.
@@Hoobyj well, you are impressed, misreading and clueless it seems. So go back to your studies and enter the dialogue again a few years from now
@@Hoobyj he's right though. You just responded to him like an ass for no reason
I guarantee you he'd be super pissed if you were "Polyamorous". 90% of men are just wired like that, an Italian guy on crutches just beat a Nigerian street vendor to death for touching his girl.
What’s the email to write Bill?
Learning with bill.
Asexuals literally do not give a phk!
Yep, they're the tree-hugging global warming Nazis
@@musicsaves97 Uh, what? U ok lil guy?
You've gone down the rabbit hole.
Geezuz
God Bless
@@mrsainzx5639 hail satan
Freaking funny